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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.

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I love you.

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan.

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We are a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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We start and stop and start and s*** about Alex Jones all the time.

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For everyone who's listening to this, we are encountering incredible technical difficulties, but I think we might have resolved them.

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I mean not we, it's really more just you.

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I'm just sitting here, my mic works, that's really all I do.

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I've found some advice on the interweb, and hopefully that will resolve things and we will be good to go.

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If you're listening to this in a podcast form, s*** live on the internet, you're probably thinking, who gives a s***?

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Yeah.

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And you're right, who does?

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You know what's crazy?

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What's up?

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The amazing thing about this show is we do give credit where credit is due.

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Sure.

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And the Info Wars comment section has incredible streaming advice.

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Like, you gotta give them credit for that.

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We always go to the Info Warriors to figure out why we're having streaming difficulties.

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Absolutely.

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Yep.

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So, anyway, let's get-

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Widely known for helpfulness and racism.

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Indeed.

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And helpful racism.

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Nah.

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Eh.

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Is that a thing?

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Nope.

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I feel like it's not.

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So today, Jordan, we're going to be going over the episode from September 22nd.

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That is Friday of last week.

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Right.

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We'll be going over that and experiencing all the wonderment and bizarre nonsensical s*** that Alex gets into.

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He has a lot of narratives that are stupid.

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He has a lot of behaviors that are stupid.

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And we will talk about it all.

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But first, here is an out of context drop of Alex Jones discussing the NFL protests that are imminent this weekend here on Sunday.

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We're seeing some of them happen.

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But he put out a video on Saturday preemptively.

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Great.

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Making a prediction that might be a little overblown.

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That's what I wanted to hear.

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Alex Jones here live on Saturday afternoon from the Infowars News Center.

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President Trump addressing a crowd, as the whole world now knows, came out and said, get that son of a b**** off the field.

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Trump calls for boycotts of the NFL teams.

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His players refuse to stand for the national anthem.

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This could save the country.

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Little bit grandiose, perhaps.

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It could.

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I think that the president calling for people who are making peaceful demonstrations to be fired from their jobs.

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I think that's maybe the other direction for saving the country.

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No, that could save the country.

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I don't see how.

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Okay, supervillain.

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Alex's argument.

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We're already here.

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North Korea has one demand.

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Otherwise they're going to nuke the country.

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Fire the black people from sports.

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Get rid of Colin Kaepernick.

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That's all they wanted.

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Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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It's like a lottery situation.

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We're right back there all over again.

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That's the situation.

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Kim Jong-un was thrilled when his father died because he's like, finally I can take out that San Francisco quarterback.

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Right, right.

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Well, I mean, he's, you know, Dennis Rodman hates Kaepernick.

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Everybody knows that's true.

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Is that right?

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No.

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You're just making that up?

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I don't know.

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Okay.

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Who knows?

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There's no reason for any of that.

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It's all stupid.

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We live in the dumbest planet on the f****** world.

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There's no doubt about it.

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Dumbest place on the f****** world.

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The president is tweeting about a f****** football player.

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Puerto Rico doesn't exist anymore.

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There's no more Puerto Rico.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's a mess.

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That's a mess.

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But f****** a guy kneeled during the national anthem.

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So f****** great.

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We're great.

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We're doing awesome.

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And there's another thing I want to bring up because Alex Jones, one of his favorite narratives is that the globalists are trying to kill the birth rate and what have you.

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Of course.

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I don't know, brainwashing and putting, getting you on psychotropic medication.

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Fluoride and the like.

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Well, I'd actually like to link here.

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I'm going to go to the research camp.

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Here is a study that was just recently done about Flint, Michigan.

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Oh my God.

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And the fertility rates among people in Flint since the lead situation became so bad.

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Have they gone down?

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There is a massive, massive downwards trend from right around the time in 2014 or 2013, 2014 all the way down.

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I mean, it's a serious, serious drop.

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If you look at this graph, it's utter insanity.

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And as they point out...

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Hey guys, we just, but make sure that you know that we added another $80 billion to a $700 billion military budget.

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Right.

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We can't afford to take care of Flint's fucking water, but God damn it, we need another dumb plane.

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Also, if you're watching this live, I do feel a little bit self-conscious because when I flashed that up on the screen,

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the article from the Washington Post, there is an ad for the Info Wars store on there.

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No, because of course, because they have all your cookies.

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So every single page you go to has Info Wars on it.

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Oh my God, that's hilarious.

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If you ever go to their website, it will be on every single page you go to for the rest of your fucking life.

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So anyway, I mean, if you want to talk about the globalists trying to kill birth rates,

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you might want to pay a little bit of attention to Flint, which he never does.

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He never talks about it.

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I mean, think about that as far as the situation with Puerto Rico.

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Like Flint, Michigan has had no real water for three years.

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Yeah.

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And Puerto Rico has now has 3.6 million people without water at all.

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And electricity.

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So think about how soon we're going to get on top of that.

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Nah, probably never. Probably never.

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Fucking, I just, and I had that thought over the weekend, which is like,

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when Puerto Ricans do come to the mainland, idiot GOP people are going to be like,

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these refugees coming in with, and it's like, no, they're part of our fucking country.

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It's America.

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Yeah.

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Dickweed.

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They're more American than you are at this fucking point.

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Yeah.

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So, I mean, I don't know when we're ever going to get to it in addressing those sorts of things,

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but I do know that now is the time that we get to the Friday episode.

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Okay.

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So let's jump into it.

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Alex Jones is, he's in a weird mood on this day.

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He does reveal that possibly one of his cats died the night before.

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And so that puts him in a weird mood.

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He's used this excuse before.

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He did say after he called Schiff an archetypal cocksucker and threatened to beat him up,

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he did say the next day, he's like, my dog died.

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So we do know he has a weird relationship with his pets.

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Okay.

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But I don't think it justifies some of the stuff that we're going to be getting into.

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Or he kills an animal every time something bad happens.

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Blood sacrifice.

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Is he doing that?

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Blood sacrifice.

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All right.

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Everything they say that we're doing is what he's doing.

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So he starts to show off complaining about Satanism and how it's afoot, but then he ends

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up-

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It's afoot?

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Yeah, it's on the march.

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Excuse me, dear Watson, Satanism is afoot.

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Dear Paul Joseph Watson?

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Yeah, exactly.

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There we go.

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But in the end, he really just complains about something else entirely.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Friday.

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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Hard to believe it's already the 22nd day of September, 2017.

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And we live in just an incredibly bizarre world.

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Agreed.

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I've talked a lot about this.

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And even though North Korea is threatening to test a hydrogen bomb above ground on an

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unnamed Pacific Island, even though that is a real hallmark of World War III and the possible

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destruction of our planet, the underlying cause of it is evil.

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And 22 years ago on air, I didn't talk like that.

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10 years ago on air, I didn't do that.

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That's fair.

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But the more research I do, you just run into Satanists and pedophiles every time.

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It's the same thing from China to Russia to the United States to Mexico.

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It's the same thing powering the drug cartels in Mexico.

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Satanism.

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They're public about it.

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It's the same thing powering the Vatican.

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It's the same thing powering much of the CIA.

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It is a bunch of weak scum trying to play God and trying to run our lives.

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I've talked about how with relish, with extreme enjoyment, with raptured delight, all over

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Europe, they're taking Protestant and Catholic and Orthodox churches that in many cases government

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sees.

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What?

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They take them saying, we're taking away your tax exemption and they house Muslims

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in them.

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What?

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And then they have Islamic art displays and bring the school children there to Islamify

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them.

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They don't take school children to churches and teach them about Christ.

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They take them to Muslim churches.

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How dare they?

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That is churches that have been converted to Islamic brainwashing.

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Does he give any specific?

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No.

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Does he give any specific?

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Never.

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So all of that magical fever dream of other governments taking away tax exempt status

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from churches, which by the way, that's not in other countries.

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No.

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We have that.

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They do not.

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Do you know why?

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Because it's fucking stupid and we shouldn't have it.

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Because we have some real issues with our past.

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Yeah.

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Absolutely.

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So they're doing that.

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They're taking away their non-existent tax exempt status.

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Right.

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They're getting rid of the Christians inside of there.

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Totally.

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They're housing Muslims there.

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Then they're having art shows?

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Is that his problem?

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Yeah, basically.

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His biggest issue is they're having art shows.

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I'm peeved at this Islamic art show.

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Yeah, but also he's peeved that they're not teaching these kids about Christian stuff.

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And I would argue that probably most-

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Do you mean every single school day they've ever fucking had?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I would say that they probably have enough of that.

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I don't know.

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I'm never running low on my Christian information.

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I get his argument that it's like, well, if it's all multiculturalism, why aren't we talking

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about every culture?

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And my rebuttal to that, which might be overly simplistic, is it's because you already have

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all the rest of the time is acquainting you with Christian-

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Why isn't there a white history month, Dan?

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Why isn't there a white history month, Dan?

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It's largely-

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It's because it's racist to do.

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Fuck you.

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It's the same-

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It's the same argument.

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Right.

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It's mostly the same argument.

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But also to your question about if he ever is going to give specifics, I would tell you

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to put a pin in that because it is sort of an introduction to a narrative he's going

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to get to a little bit down the line.

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So we're going to hold off on that for a second and get to this next clip where Alex Jones

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sort of admits that he doesn't know what he's about to cover ever.

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He kind of is just winging it and the producers prepare everything for him.

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Gotcha.

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I have a stack of this today that just shows up in my stack as the crew prints-

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Like it's magic.

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Basically all the front page articles of more than 10 major news sites a day.

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Most of the news when I come in and thumb through it, I've already looked at it, seen

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it, but constantly there's stuff I hadn't seen, just piles of it.

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So he's saying that the producers just print out articles?

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They don't even print out articles.

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They print out the front page.

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That's it.

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They print out the headline.

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His entire staff prints out headlines and then they're like, job done.

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Sometimes he's thumbed through them before.

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Which is nice.

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Which is a cursory reading and maybe just getting a couple details.

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I like it when he does prep.

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He does six hours of prep work.

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But even in that, he's saying that that's only some of the time.

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Some of the time he doesn't even know anything.

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I love the way he puts it too.

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It just shows up in my stack.

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Magic.

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Rob Doo works in mysterious ways.

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Satanists.

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Absolutely.

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Every time he doesn't get an article, Satanists.

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Absolutely.

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100%.

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It's the work of the devil.

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I use voodoo.

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So like I told you, we're going to get back to that narrative and it came back much quicker

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than we thought.

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Here it is.

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So I have a stack of news where they're desecrating churches all over Europe, turning them into

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civic centers, government funded, where they take school children to learn about bombs

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and the hajib and actually tell them it's good.

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Just like the police chief last week, the major city in Finland said, we're going to

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put terrorists in schools.

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They put adults in high schools.

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They call them little boys, like the two guys that were reported in the bombing last week

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in London.

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Oh, one was 21, one was 18.

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They were called boys, refugees that came in the last two years and were living with

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an old couple.

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And they call them their little boys, their little, their little jihadis that blow up

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the train.

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And then the police chief says, quote, we're going to put terrorists in classes because

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terrorists can teach us multiculturalism.

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So this is from Finland.

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We talked about this a tiny bit.

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I accidentally said it was Sweden.

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Is little jihadis the sequel of a little rascals?

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It might as well be at this point.

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That'd be a fun one.

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We had to learn a lot about multiculturalism.

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Absolutely.

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So bombs.

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So this was a situation where someone tweeted at a Finnish police chief and they said, fortunately,

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the adult ISIS terrorists put into school with children did not carry out, according

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to police, an attack at school.

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And then someone else replied, and certainly not the only one was something done to that

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other 20 V to get him out of school.

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I'm guessing that's another immigrant who's 20 years old.

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And then the Finnish policeman replied, on the contrary, people need to be motivated

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to stay in school on the bench whenever, whether it's a child or adult.

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So this other person responds, I mean, what?

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As a police officer, you support terrorists being in our children's schools?

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The policeman responds, even a terrorist can benefit from good learning.

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It might widen views and expand tolerance.

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And the guy responds, you don't think it'll pose a security risk to children?

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And the cop responds, our schools are safe.

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It guarantees a professional teacher and smart students.

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And what he's getting at is, these aren't terrorists until they've committed terrorist

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acts.

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Oh, oh.

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That's the underlying thing.

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So he's not, I thought he actually said he was a member of ISIS.

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It was just, it was just a guy?

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No, the person who committed like a knife attack elsewhere was a student at a school

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and they didn't know that he was a member of ISIS or whatever.

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Right.

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Right, right, right.

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You know, that all came out.

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Until he committed a terrorist attack.

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And the argument that's being made is don't treat all immigrants as if they are terrorists.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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It's an unhealthy mentality to have.

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What are you talking about?

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Also.

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One is all.

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The only place I could even find anyone making a stink about this was Infowars.com.

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Of course.

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And they had a link to a WordPress site.

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So it's just a completely independent individual operation called the Tundra tabloids.

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The Tundra tabloids?

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Yeah.

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All right.

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I am going to start reading the Tundra tabloids.

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I don't know if you want to because I'm reading over the sidebar of it.

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Does Roger Ailes own it?

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No, it seems to be independently run as best I can tell.

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Okay.

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I don't think you want to because I'm reading the sidebar here and I can even flash this

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up here on screen.

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We have this here, multiculturalism is a gross failure, assimilation where celebrating one's

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own heritage but as a full member of the dominant culture wins.

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Hmm.

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It's a troubling sort of mentality, I think, in many ways.

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So... At least as an ethos, that doesn't appeal

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to me.

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So white Christian people.

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Yep.

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You can have your fucking dumb religion, but as long as you know that our Christian nation

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is supreme to it, you're cool.

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That's sort of what that means.

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It's not great.

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Was there a patient zero for this white supremacy bullshit?

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Does it all go back to, yeah, does it really all go back to caves where people just walked

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out and they're like, holy shit, you look different.

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And that was that.

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Probably.

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And then we were fucked from the beginning.

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Well, I mean, you got to assume that even in the cave-

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It's probably the Jews' fault.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, boy.

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Did you say Jooz's?

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Jooz's.

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Okay.

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I was trying to say Jooz with the apostrophe S on the end of it, but it didn't go well.

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Kickstart is 5% Jooz's, Jooz.

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I would say that even in those caveman days, you had heterogeneous populations living in

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tribal enclaves.

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And so they already had built up cultures within themselves before they ever would have

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encountered people of different colors and races.

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So yeah, probably.

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Probably you would have your built-in tribal mentality before you encountered somebody

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to be like, you're different.

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So there's probably some of that that dates back that far.

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The metastasism of white supremacy seems just bonkers to me.

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It's fucking everywhere now.

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How do you even fucking-

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And it's in such subtle shapes and forms, too.

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It's a big problem.

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It's a big problem.

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Yeah.

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If you're a white supremacist, you should fucking die.

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Yeah, but-

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Just go.

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Just go away.

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Alex would tell you that-

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Build a spaceship if you hate everybody so much, and just get away from us.

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Alex Jones would tell you that you think that white supremacy is a problem, and I guess

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he would say that to me as well, but he wants to tell you about how there are three different

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parties that are all teaming up because of one thing that they all enjoy, and they're

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the real problem.

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Oh boy.

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So why do I mention that?

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Because to the globalists, to the pedophile armies, they love Islam because it's right

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there in the Quran that you can marry a nine-year-old girl.

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It's right there that you can... Gay sex is illegal between two adult men, but if you're

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an adult man and it's a boy, oh, then it's okay.

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So pedophilia is actually enshrined, and that's why the left loves it.

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They're going for it because they are now the pedophile Satanist degenerate party.

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Go to their events.

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They will tell you.

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They will publish in major leftist publications, drooling, disgusting, fat slobs.

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That's all it is.

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They have videos of five-year-old girls dancing, telling you how much they want to have sex

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with them.

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You say, why would they do that?

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Because they want to throw it in your face and rub it in your face.

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Just like they want to give nuclear weapons and missiles to North Korea.

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It's satanic.

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Did we give them?

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No.

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Is that what happened?

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I mean, he believes that the Clintons did all that when it's-

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Oh, right, right, right.

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That's all nonsense.

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And now he believes that we're all rubbing his face with pedophile children.

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Yes, yes.

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And celebrating it.

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Gotcha.

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Of course.

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The only concrete example he has is that Salon article that he's misrepresenting.

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Which again, does not celebrate it.

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It's like, hey, maybe think about stuff.

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When he talks about globalist publications too, the ones he always brings up are like

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the Atlantic, foreign policy, foreign affairs.

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I'm certain if you go to their websites, they're not going to have a video of a five-year-old

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dancing with the headline, we want to fuck this girl.

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Did you not see Ally McBeal?

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The dancing baby, man.

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It was not a sexualized dancing baby.

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It's a sexualized dancing baby.

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Sir, sir.

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Absolutely.

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I must, I must protest.

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Nope.

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Uh-uh.

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David E. Kelly has a lot of problems.

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This is not one of them.

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I don't believe.

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We'll see.

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Have you talked to him?

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I haven't.

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I trust you.

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Not at all.

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Let's get him on the phone.

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Let's get him on the phone.

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Speaking of which, are we going to call Larry Nichols?

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Yeah, let's fucking do it.

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Let's not do it right now, but yeah.

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So Alex has started the show with some pretty irresponsible talk, but also this narrative

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about people taking over churches, Muslims taking over churches.

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Yeah, where does that come from?

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Well, I don't know.

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Does he make it up whole cloth?

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No, because there's videos that come, plays like out of the Philippines where people are

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like tearing down crosses and stuff like that.

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The number of things wrong with the Philippines right now.

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Church bullshit is way low on the list.

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The fact that their president is an active murderer, they elected a serial killer who

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is still killing while president.

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And has kill armies.

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That is amazing.

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It's pretty nuts.

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It's exactly like when America elected Andrew Jackson who was a serial killer who kept serial

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killing.

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And he did in fact have killer armies.

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Somehow it's worse because it's 2017.

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It should be.

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It feels like it's worse.

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I don't know.

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So he has those examples, but again, like even as you just pointed out, there's context

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in the Philippines certainly that is being ignored by Alex.

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But it seems to me that this next clip we're going to play is kind of what he's actually

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talking about and then he's lumped in Muslims because he has that video out of the Philippines.

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He's got nothing else going on.

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Yeah, this one's wild.

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This is some wild stuff.

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These articles by shepherd ambulance who want to get on the show.

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Great info wars.com a reporter, Illuminati themed fashion show held at London Catholic

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church.

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And of course the church went along with it.

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This is liberal.

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Just like the Pope said this year, it discussed him here about Europe's Christian roots.

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He says, let in the Muslims merge with it.

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And now they have fashion shows of people dressed up the way you dress up for a satanic

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orgy right out of eyes wide shut.

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It's fact it's the accoutrement that I will give world T U is used probably in that church.

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You know what they do in the Canadian parliament?

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I've actually had members of the parliament on it's come out in major publications that

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they built the Canadian parliament in Ottawa to carry out satanic rituals.

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Oh yes.

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And so now their ultimate fun is to do it in a church.

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But now, but now this itself is, is an act of, of Satanism to carry out a satanic ritual

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in a church.

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The only thing better is to kill a child.

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I mean, I'm not going to get into what they do on the altars, but they eat crap.

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They everything else to degradation God's temple to bring in the demons.

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So bring in the demons.

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So there's an Illuminati fashion show that's happening in a church.

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A tongue in cheek.

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Well, no, I mean, it's just this thing.

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Have you ever gone to like the vigilant citizen.com no, it's a website.

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Of course it's a website where the fuck are you talking about?

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There's this whole trend that people believe that the Illuminati is coming out in public

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now.

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And so whenever you see stars putting one hand over their eye, it's a message that they're

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a part of the Illuminati.

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And if you see an eye of Horus anywhere, that means Raptors.

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But the thing is that I think a lot of people in pop culture have sort of realized that

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they've like, they're triggering crazy people to write free press about them.

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And so that's a good point.

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Whenever you have stars that are doing these like Illuminati themed music videos, Illuminati

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in heavy quotes, you know, the Miley Cyrus videos, weird imagery and stuff.

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They know that the blogs are going to be a flutter with like, this is demonic.

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And that just gets them pushed further out into a population they didn't have access

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to before.

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Because these are adult weirdos, they're not necessarily going to be listening to Miley

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Cyrus, but now they're going to watch the video.

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And even if you're calling for a boycott for something, it's basically free press.

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Yeah.

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So no publicity is bad publicity.

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That I.

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So how can you be so stupid as to not see through Alex's bullshit on this one?

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They're dressing the way they would to go to a satanic orgy, just like Eyes Wide Shut.

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Right.

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So excuse me, are you saying that Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary?

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He thinks that's how people dress.

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Like he does think that it was.

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Oh, it's because it's because of Kubrick.

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Yeah.

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Is that why it is?

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And he claims to have talked to Stanley Kubrick's daughter.

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Gotcha.

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And he has a bunch of inside information.

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But he's like, he's like, ah, she told me in confidence, so I just can't tell you.

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But I know.

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All right.

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Great.

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I mean, he has to have gone to at least one orgy, right?

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You'd think.

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I mean, maybe during Buckley's birthday party.

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Well, yeah, that's a special episode about that coming up later this week.

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So I want to flash up here again, this research cam here.

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Because orgies are usually like really boring.

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Like it's a bunch.

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It's like a house party.

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Yeah.

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Everybody's like dressed up.

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They bring, you know, crudités.

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So I was trying to.

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And everybody starts fucking and it smells terrible.

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I was trying to figure out where Alex is.

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That's my review of orgies.

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Everybody starts fucking and it smells terrible.

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Two thumbs down.

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Well, one thumb in, so never mind.

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Oh boy.

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So I was trying to figure out where this narrative of like the Ottawa Parliament in Canada is

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demonic.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And it led me straight to this blog, HarryMacHow.com.

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And I have it here up on screen.

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Oh, Harry MacHow?

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I know that guy.

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You do?

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Yeah.

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He's the smartest dude I've ever met.

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Come on.

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He's brilliant.

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What are you talking about?

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Have you read that?

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I have.

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Unstoppable brilliance.

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It's terrible.

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Word one to word 12, which is the only number of words he knows.

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Jordan, you've got to stop fucking around.

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All right.

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We're going to be here tonight with a long episode and we had tech difficulty.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm just trying to be nice.

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So a cult power running Canadian Parliament?

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Yes.

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That's the article here.

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True.

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And it's a first person report about being under satanic attack when he worked at the

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Canadian Parliament.

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Okay.

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And I've read through it.

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It's nonsense.

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I don't need to read all of this to you, but I want to give you a little bit of a flavor

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of some of his tweets.

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So you can see in the sidebar here, right over here, the so-called culture war is the

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ongoing masonic Jewish subversion of Christian European civilization.

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Oh boy.

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That checks out.

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Oh boy.

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Oh boy.

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Oh boy.

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The culture war is that.

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You have here a picture of Angela Merkel as a new Hitler, but with a Euro on the high

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band.

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Oh yeah, I get it.

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That's clever.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Did you see the cartoonist, the guy who started going after the New Yorker cartoonist who

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won two Pulitzer prizes and he just went through a whole long number of his cartoons and all

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he did was just draw national debt on different things.

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Oh yeah.

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It's fantastic.

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So I'm sorry to interrupt, but we have.

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I'm sorry to interrupt you.

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We have here on the sidebar, another tweet of his, which has Trudeau with his wife and

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the speech bubbles.

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She's saying, I wish you had balls and he's saying, I wish you had a penis.

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These are some of the tweets Harry Macau has sent out.

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I mean, that's kind of clever anti-Semitism equals resistance to Masonic Jewish supremacism.

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That's true.

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Uh, okay.

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Okay.

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So, I mean, you kind of get the sense of what he's up to also.

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I mean, like, like I said, if you want to go read this, uh, first person account of

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a cultism at the Ottawa, uh, bullshit, it's, it's, it's hot nonsense.

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Anti-Semitism is resistance to the Masonic Jewish supremacist.

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Yes.

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That's what he's saying.

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He's basically, it's the same argument all these people make that is like anti-Semitism

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is just a label you get painted with when you stand up against Jewish supremacy, which

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is real to them.

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It's a, it's wild.

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Also.

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Why do we have these people?

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I don't know.

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Can't we just not, it's tough to, uh, it's tough to implement anything that would get

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rid of them.

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I, okay.

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All right.

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All right.

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Now here's the thing.

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Genocide gets a bad rap.

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I'm not, I'm not engaging with this one, but I was trying to find other, you know, arguments

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or instances of things that might, you know, validate Alex Jones's concern that the Canadian

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parliament was specifically a satanic and what have you.

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And I found this thing called the rhinoceros party of Canada that was in play for them

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full stop.

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They don't care.

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Whatever you say after this, I am voting for a rhinoceros party.

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They were in play from 1963 to 1993 and they were a joke party.

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They were a parody party trying to just have fun and goof off and pirate party and in 1980

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they ended up getting 1% of the vote, which is crazy.

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But they, this guy named Brian Godzilla Salmi in 2001 tried, he tried to revive the party.

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He gained his nickname because he wore a Godzilla suit while campaigning.

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He ended up changing his name to Satan, S-A-space-T-A-N.

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Very nice.

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So he filed a lawsuit against the federal government in 2007 on the bounds of the election

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rules that led to the disbanding of the rhinoceros party demanding $50 million in compensation.

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As his name was now legally Satan, the lawsuit was filed under the name Satan versus Her

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Majesty the Queen.

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All right.

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There are heroes still left in this world.

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So there, here are some of the campaigns that the rhinoceros party tried to embark upon.

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Gotcha.

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They tried to repeal the law of gravity.

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They instituted French, English, and illiteracy as Canada's three official languages.

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They're just fucking trolls, man.

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Tear down the Rocky Mountains so Albertans can see a Pacific sunset.

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Oh, that would be nice.

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Yeah.

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Banning guns and butter since both of them kill people.

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That's true.

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Banning lousy Canadian winters.

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No, you gotta have those.

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Donating a free rhinoceros to every aspiring artist in Canada.

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That is a terrible idea.

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That is the work of Seitan.

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Seitan.

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So I don't know.

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I think that's all a lot of... I mean, we could just ignore the Illuminati fashion show

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aspect of it.

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I was much more interested in the idea that Canada, their parliament, was specifically

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for satanic rituals.

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I think it's just because they have a red carpet.

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If you look at the pictures, it's like, ah, there's red there.

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Ah, this next clip, Alex Jones, gets really salacious and he's really terrible.

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Yes.

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Whether you believe in Satan or not, Satan believes in you.

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And these people believe in Satan.

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They don't.

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All wrong.

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And you better believe that it's coming out, the former prime ministers and others, on

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a routine basis, that little orphan girls brought into their offices.

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Orphan girls?

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They lay the plastic out on the floor and they slit those little girls' throats and

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those little boys' throats.

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And a lot of the elites don't even touch the body.

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They just pleasure themselves while the child flops around like a fish out of water, gasping

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for air.

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So you just remember that.

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You remember that real good, what you're signing on to, right?

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So that's just radicalizing his base.

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That's just using disgusting rhetoric in order to be like, hey, you got to be on my team

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because the other team is like that.

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That's fucked up even for him.

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I mean, it's right in line with his normal behavior, quite frankly.

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Yeah, but that one's so...

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They get little orphan girls, which they have to be orphans now.

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It used to be just people would donate them, but now they're orphans.

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Now they're stealing them.

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And then they slit their throats.

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And a lot of these guys don't even touch the body, which is a weird sentence.

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Well, we have from another episode, they make fun of the bodies too.

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Yeah, that's true.

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We have that.

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You forgot that piece on this one.

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They're just jerking off over the dead body.

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Or flicking beans.

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Come on.

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That's true.

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You're right.

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It's gender neutral elites.

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It is 2017.

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Yeah, it's 2017.

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I apologize.

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Yeah, so I don't want to really dig too deep into that, except just to point out that this

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is the rhetorical style that Alex uses in order for you to just be like, please ignore

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how full of shit I am because this is the enemy.

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They slit kids' throats and jack off to it.

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Nobody can actually believe that shit, right?

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I think a lot of people do.

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I think a lot of the people who believe all the other bullshit he says were like, well,

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he was right about X, Y, and Z.

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He's got to be right about this.

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I don't know.

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That's a step far from me.

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I don't think it's a giant poppy.

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You're right.

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There has yet to be a bottom to the level of stupid that we've dealt with.

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Yeah.

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I think a lot of Alex Jones' fans are the type that are in for a penny, in for a pound

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with a lot of this stuff.

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So I mean, I don't know.

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I just don't like the idea that this is how you demonize an enemy.

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And, you know, it's the same thing that if we're being totally fair, we've got to call

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out a little bit.

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And I don't think this is the left.

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I think this is just some idiots like Rob Reiner.

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And with that Morgan Freeman video, you haven't seen us now.

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Morgan Freeman narrates and hosts a video where he explains that Vladimir Putin has

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attacked us and we're at war with Russia.

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And it's Rob Reiner led organization.

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Look, the reason that I feel like we need to call this out while we're calling out Alex

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Jones for the radicalization of his base is because when we're talking about this, these

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Russian concerted campaigns, we don't want this to lead to a war.

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We don't.

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We have no interest in that.

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We'd like a resolution of some sort and a return to sanity.

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Right.

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So this sort of rhetoric that comes out of like Rob Reiner and Morgan Freeman and their

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organization, which is a very weird sort of there is a like a march to war a hawkish feel

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about it.

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Yeah.

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It is also radicalizing in a certain sense and makes me uncomfortable in the same way.

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Not the same way, but it makes the same part of me uncomfortable that Alex Jones's radicalization

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of his followers does.

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Right.

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Because if you're dumb, you might buy into that and be like, we do need to go to war

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with Russia.

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Oh, that's not good.

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I mean, he he gets people to be dumb on one side.

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Some of these other people like Rob Reiner get people to be dumb.

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That is an that's an interesting thought, though.

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I know.

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I don't know.

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I'd like.

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So is is the cyber cyber attacks that Russia has committed against us?

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Are they more just an offshoot of the normal spying that we you know, we cyber attack them.

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They cyber attack us.

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We spy on them.

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They spy on us.

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That whole thing.

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Is that a normal offshoot of spy craft or is it an actual war there?

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Is that really an attack now?

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It's it's not something that we should you know, there's no boots on the ground in Russia.

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You know, like that's not ever going to happen.

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Well, I mean, that wouldn't that just wouldn't make any sense.

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Also, I get we've made the classic blunder of going into Afghanistan before, but nobody's

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dumb enough to march into Russia during the winter anymore.

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I think we figured that one out.

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Thankfully, there are other seasons.

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Yeah.

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But look, I don't know what people who I don't agree with or really like I don't know Rob

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Reiner.

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I don't know those fucking I don't really fully know what the neocons want.

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Like I don't know.

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Oh, they want us all dead.

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Right.

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But I don't know what their end game is necessarily.

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So I can't really speak to that.

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But it seems like from the rhetoric that comes out that it is almost preemptive justification

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for a possible hot war of some sort or a force of regime change in Russia, which would be

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insanity.

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It would be like I don't even know how that could play out.

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Right.

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It'd be nuts.

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But like, look, I don't give a shit.

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That's not what we're here to talk about.

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It was just an instance of something that I needed to make clear in the in the sake

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of like complete fairness while we're while we're pissing on Alex, we've got to make sure

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that there is some ideological consistency.

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So there's that question.

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If it's so easy for Putin to get all those journalists and diplomats killed.

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Yeah.

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Would it be that hard to get him killed?

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I think he has a lot of protection around him.

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Yeah, but it seems like we could really do it.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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I have no idea.

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How hard would it be to get anybody killed?

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I think he's probably do you have a tour browser is what I'm asking.

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I don't.

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I think he's also probably pretty close to the top of difficult targets, like hard targets.

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I would say he's way up there.

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He's in terms of armed security.

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The fact that he has decades of experience in spy games like that.

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I think he would be almost the most difficult person.

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So I don't know.

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Well, that's that's a trophy then all professional assassin should be going for that one.

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You OK, your your job security.

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If you kill the hardest man to kill in the world is perfect.

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So far, I'm finding this experience very frustrating.

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I don't know what it is, but today I'm very frustrated.

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I know these I think it started when I tried to adjust your camera and you gave me a fucking

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dirty look.

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No, I'm curious about that.

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I know.

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But I've got to be honest.

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You were distracted so much with the fucking with the camera.

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You're not even paying attention.

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I cut these clips.

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I know what they say.

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It's not like I'm as surprised as you.

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I'm just trying to set up the clips if I didn't know.

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I'm just trying to get you focused on the show, man.

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Here's what's going to happen.

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What's going to happen?

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We're done.

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Are we done?

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No, we had two technical difficulties and our friendship has ended.

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Thankfully, it looks like that is all taken care of tech issues.

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All right.

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But here's what's going to happen.

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We've got two more clips that are reasonably short and then we enter a period of absurd

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rants.

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OK.

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And one of the clips is four minutes long.

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Using that clip, I am going to fix your goddamn camera and you are not going to give me a

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dirty look about it or I'm going to kick your ass.

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That's what's going to happen.

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All right.

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All right.

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You don't understand.

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I knew this live streaming would tear us apart, Dan.

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I knew it was going to tear us apart.

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I have to look at this camera here and you're out of frame and it's bothering me.

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All right.

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All right.

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All right.

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Show meeting concluded.

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Let's get back to business because, again, you have a show tonight.

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We have a lot.

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We have a lot to get through.

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We have a long way to go, short time to get there.

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Gotcha.

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Going to do what they say can't be done.

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All right.

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Going to sing some more Smokey the Bandit.

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All right.

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So this next clip.

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I love you, Dan.

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I love you too, man.

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This next clip is very much Islamophobic.

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And only the Christians are to be barred from the Internet.

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Only the Christians are to be persecuted.

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The Islamists will be held up on the highest pedestal.

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Now, that's in the West.

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The Muslims will also be used as the great weapon in India against the Hindus and the

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Buddhists, who they are allowed to slaughter at leisure with enjoyment.

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And the media also basically agrees to that and says that's a wonderful thing.

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Wonderful.

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It's truly amazing.

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They estimate 140 plus million Hindus alone have been murdered by Muslims just in India

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in the last thousand years.

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And then you look at all the other places that were Buddhist all over the Pacific.

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No, no, no.

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You convert or you what?

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You die.

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So fake laugh there at the end, right?

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Yeah, that one was gross.

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But it's really unfortunate timing for him to be spouting this sort of shit, especially

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mentioning the Buddhists, considering what's going on in Southeast Asia with the Rohingya

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people, with 400,000 of them being forced into exile.

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Aung San Suu Kyi has a Nobel Peace Prize.

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And she is, if not actively facilitating, tacitly allowing a genocide to occur.

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Yeah, well, it's debatable.

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I think a lot of people are saying it's debatable whether it actually classifies as a genocide.

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But whatever it is, it's a massacre.

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And it's this minority Muslim population in Buddhist country, in Myanmar.

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And they are having their villages torched.

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Formerly known as Burma.

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Right.

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They're having their villages torched.

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People are being slaughtered, gang rapes, killings, torturing.

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And I think the last statistic I saw was 400,000 have been forced into refugee status, running

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away to Bangladesh, which isn't going to work because Bangladesh is a disaster of a country.

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And it's not like there's anything we can even do about it.

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It's the geography of it.

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It floods all the time because of the low lying status.

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It's the country in the world that has the lowest gross domestic product just because

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it kind of has to.

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There's nothing you can do.

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It doesn't make sense.

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It's not mineral rich.

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There's no agricultural potential.

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It's like Monty Python where we build it, broke down, fell into the swamp.

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Yeah.

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Then we rebuilt it, broke down, fell into the swamp.

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100%.

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That's the whole country.

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And now you've got 400,000 people who are being forced to flee.

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And like I said, it's a minority Muslim population that's being chased out by a aggressive Buddhist

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majority that controls the government.

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So Alex is, I mean, he never talks about that because he can't.

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He can't talk about that.

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It busts his narrative.

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And so go suck a lemon.

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I'm going to skip this next clip because it's nonsense and it's about how the world was

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supposed to end yesterday.

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Oh, okay.

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So Alex is mad that people have mischaracterized and said that he thought the world was going

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to end on September 23rd.

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And the reality is he just had guests on that said it and he was like, great, great.

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He's like, probably.

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Probably.

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You're a smart man.

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Yeah.

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So now we're going to enter the period of the show where I should shut the fuck up.

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No.

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I'm going to fix my camera.

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Oh, well, you know.

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I apologize to you.

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No.

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I love you.

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Stop playing games.

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Stop.

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I'm so sorry.

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All right.

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I forgive you.

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No.

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This this is where Alex, I think, wants to get into racist voiceover work.

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That's what I think is primarily motivating a lot of this.

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OK.

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He he has some news about Kim Jong on.

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He's not going to do a voice.

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Oh, is he?

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He's not going to do a voice.

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So this clip is four minutes long.

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Oh, no.

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And I couldn't cut it anywhere because there's nowhere to cut.

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OK.

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Now, granted, I could have cut 20 seconds in and you would have gotten the full effect.

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But we have to play it all because this is what's on his show.

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We are back live.

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Kim Jong on threatens to tame, quote, mentally deranged Trump with fire.

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Many leftist organizations in the United States have praised this or actually defending North

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Korea as they point loaded missiles at Japan, at South Korea and others and threaten preemptive

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nuclear war.

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And then it's Donald Trump and America that is saber rattling.

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According to our controlled corporate press, whatever Trump might have expected, he will

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face results beyond his expectations.

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And this from Kim Jong on, who never saw a buffet that he wouldn't scarf down immediately,

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says noted fat man Alex Jones trying to, like, sound like he's a Japanese samurai who you

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should know, you know, you are a.

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And John, you know, for the fall of the sun's of areas and the seas, golfing Atlantis, that

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was a time of great adventure.

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And on to this plane strolled Kim Jong on the Magnificent, destined to rule the world

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and wear the crystal crown of Atalonia.

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Wow.

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He's still gone.

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This is I, your chronicler.

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This doesn't end anytime soon.

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Really?

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Of the days of great adventure.

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I think it's worse.

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I know you want to know what you are.

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You know, he's speaking to me.

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He was not like trying to speak Japanese, but I keep speaking Korean.

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Can we get to you?

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Pull up John Belushi as a samurai.

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I need to run around with the samurai, sort of like, yeah, he's like, oh, that was wrong.

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This is still going to be playing the clip in Korean.

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Me like cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie

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cookie.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Kim Jong on.

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I'm translating here from Korean into Japanese for you very, very similar language.

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So at this point he's pulled up the Belushi clips and so now the video is Belushi as the

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samurai great Saturday Night Live.

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Wonderful.

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With the voiceover, I'm going back to it yet.

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Let me show you actual footage of a negotiation with Kim Jong on and our ambassador just one

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week ago.

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A little bit grainy footage from a pin camera, but here it is.

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It was the 70s, but I think we would all be very uncomfortable with that now.

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I've already thought about this years ago, but I'm going to have a new bit way better

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than Jimmy Kimmel's and stuff about North Korean dictator.

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Go get me a kimono.

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Get me a samurai sword now because I'm going to start having daily press briefings from

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Kim Jong on.

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I'm sorry.

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I've hit the point of gallows humor with the threat of nuclear war, you know, just days

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away possibly.

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Well, the threats here, having a nuclear war could happen anytime.

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And so at this point I'm just going to have some fun.

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I don't think he knows what gallows humor is.

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I really don't think he does.

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Oh shit.

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I really don't think he understands that there's a difference between Korea and Japan first

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of all.

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No, certainly not.

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I don't think he understands why, uh, it's really disgraceful to do the ching chong humor.

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Yeah.

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That sort of thing is really, even get your racism, right?

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Right.

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But also like that's three and a half minutes of him just going on his show.

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How do you, how do you not like, how do you have that much nothing like Kim Jong on is

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someone you can really make a meal out of like in terms of like, Oh, how so substance

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issues, I see no way to, well, you know, the brainwashing of the population, the beatings

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of people who didn't cry hard enough at his dad's funeral, uh, the killing his own brother

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in an international airport because he wanted to go to Disneyland or some shit.

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Okay.

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Whatever.

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You know, like there are, and that's just like the surface of it.

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There's so many fucking things you could point out about the, yeah, he's a monster.

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He's a monstrous dictator with nuclear weapons.

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There's a substantive discussion you could have about him instead of three minutes of

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that's disgraceful.

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Is it though?

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Well, let's play this next.

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So lest you thought that was the end of it.

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How is that not the end of it?

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Well, let's see what happens in this next clip threatening to destroy the United States,

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which is asinine.

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The problem is China more and more is coming in on their side, which shows how we've been

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completely sold out China, giving them all our jobs.

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They oppress their own people.

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It's a horrible communist, but our elites wanted to control populations.

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So let's take a break really quick there from this and go to, uh, there's an article out

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of Reuters here that, uh, is just from a couple of days ago, uh, about how, uh, the Chinese

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have, uh, talked to their central banks and they have talked to, uh, uh, all the other

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banks in China and told them that they will be enforcing, uh, uh, international UN sanctions.

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Yep.

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China's central bank has told banks to strictly implement United nation sanctions against

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North Korea.

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Four sources told Reuters amid us concerns that Beijing has not been tough enough over

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Pyongyang's repeated nuclear tests.

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Now, this is interesting for a couple of reasons.

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One because Alex Jones is completely lying and saying that China is on the side of North

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Korea and all of this.

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They seem to be working with the international community to some degree.

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The second thing is that Trump came out the other day and said he was threatened to destroy

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an entire fucking country after that, though, whenever he said that Colin Kaepernick should

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be fired.

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No, before that, in the middle, in the middle, in between those two, in the middle, he gave

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a speech where he announced an executive order that he was going to implement these sanctions

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on North Korea, but they were, but they were legitimately just a mirror of the UN sanctions

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that China was responding to.

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It's just him trying to put his own name on someone else's project, which seems like him

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seems like something he does a lot.

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I don't see that.

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So it's fascinating to me, though, that Alex can be this far off and, like, just, no, it's

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not surprising.

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But it's interesting.

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Is he just really ignorant of that?

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It seems more like, it doesn't seem like he's lying about this one.

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No.

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It seems like he just doesn't know anything about what China's actually doing.

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No, it's because the second clip we played, he doesn't read the news before he comes in.

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Right, exactly.

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It just comes through stuff.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So he doesn't know what China has done.

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He doesn't know the reasons for it.

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He's just heard Trump talk, and he's like, great, this guy is the best.

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He must be the one who's putting the sanctions on North Korea that are working, as opposed

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to the international community that Alex so desperately wants to dissolve, which is actually

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effective and maybe going to save us from nuclear war.

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Eh, I think we're fucked.

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Yeah, probably.

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Anyway, let's get back to this clip.

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I mean, when the Korean foreign minister was like, oh, it's inevitable that we're going

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to nuke your country.

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And at a certain point, that's kind of funny.

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Let's get back to this clip and see if we can find anything funny in it.

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And see if Alex Jones gets back to his very racist impressions.

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No.

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So let me, uh, let's go back to more of Kim Jong Un's, and everybody wants that.

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Let's go back to more of Kim Jong Un's speech threatening Donald Trump.

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Here it is.

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You know what he's saying?

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He's saying, I actually believe that trannings are cool.

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I myself have no wee wee.

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Wow.

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But I like to act like a man, but is my hair not beautiful?

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People say I'm fat.

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This is not true.

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Nope.

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No subtitles.

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So wait, he's just playing this whole thing so he can talk racism over it.

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Yeah, it's just a riff, baby.

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That's it.

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He has nothing.

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So he's playing the clip with no subtitles, so he has no idea what he's actually saying.

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Nope.

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His audience has no idea what he's actually saying.

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Nope.

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So they're just playing a video of something nobody, none of them can understand while

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he goes Ching Chong Bing Bong over it.

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Yes.

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And like, it's a video of Kim Jong Un not screaming.

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He's just reading.

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That's not how Korean sounds.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know?

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It sounds different to our ears because it's a completely different language.

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Yeah.

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It's a tonal language.

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Yeah.

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Great.

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Yes.

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Entirely.

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Great.

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So he's just standing right up on a racism T and just being like, all right, let's knock

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this baby out of the park.

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And if you are like, I can imagine some of his audience thinks this is funny, which is

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crazy.

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You can't think it's funny.

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There's nothing funny to it.

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Some people like Jeff Dunham.

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You know?

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I mean, it takes all kinds.

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That's true.

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Does it?

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Do we need all kinds?

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I'm guessing.

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Can't we take fewer kinds?

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Takes a village, buddy.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.

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Oh no!

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We are the most oppressive, pathetic scum on earth.

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We are the example of big government being a nightmare cancer.

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I know globalists inside America gave me the weapons and are backing me up to try to embarrass

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Trump.

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They don't need to try.

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So even if the Clintons way back gave North Korea these weapons, which they didn't, even

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if that were the case, their motivation would not be to embarrass Trump.

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Wait, are you saying that in the 90s, they weren't like, here's what's going to happen.

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So this guy who keeps giving us money, one day he's going to run for president and we

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got to fucking cuck him out hard.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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So that's just-

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That's just fucking stupid.

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That's indicative of, he just makes shit up.

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He's just making that up.

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That's very frustrating.

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Very.

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I don't like any of this right now.

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You're not going to like the next 10 minutes.

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No!

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Pretend to have the military not strike us so we know we can thumb our noses.

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We believe we have back channels to discredit America.

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I'm a pathetic idiot.

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Idiot liberals like to come and pay to come here and then new tourism to slave area makes

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them feel better than other people.

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That's why we will win because we have lots of scum like you who will help us, who want

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to oppress your own people.

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Also North Korea, known for its tourism.

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I am a giant gopher like vampire.

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I'm going to stop now, I got to get serious, let's get back to the real world, which is

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about what I was just saying.

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Kim Jong-un threatens to tame mentally deranged Trump with fire.

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Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation.

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This is how Kim Jong-un would sound when he was speaking English because he's so powerful.

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Indeed, a powerful Jedi who I see has constructed a new gopher mask.

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But beneath the mask of the obese gopher is the cunning guile of a master assassin, a

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ninja of untold skill, Kim Jong-il.

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Which translates into swallower of souls.

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Because that Satanism is to put a deformed evil little ugly vampire up on top of something

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with the whole country bowing and worshipping and scraping on their bellies.

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That's Satanism, overturning the family, overturning God, overturning prosperity and grinding the

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human soul into the dirt with a big dirty heel with a fat little goblin on top of you

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smiling down, heh heh heh heh, yes Libra.

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I love that.

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Libra.

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Libra.

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I love that he's been doing that a lot.

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Yes, Libra.

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That's the opposite of triggering to me.

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You know how like when he says-

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It's almost kind of soothing.

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When he says hubris, I want to punch a wall, but whenever he says Libra, I just kind of

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like, you are such a dope, you're an idiot, you suck.

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If there was a catchphrase I could get behind, it's that.

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For him.

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Libra.

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Libra.

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Libra.

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So he throws out Jedi stuff, he's like doing more voices.

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We should start a new political party and just call it liberals.

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Let's bring back the rhinoceros party of Canada.

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Absolutely.

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In America.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We are officially the rhinoceros.

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The rhinoceros party of Canada in America.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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It'll be, you know, we can run, we won't be vice or president, we'll be both co-presidents.

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Of course.

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Yeah, let's make that happen.

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I think we should institute an everybody's president for a day.

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That would be our, that would be our big running thing.

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That would take a long time to get through.

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It would take a long, well, I mean, four years, you're looking at what, you know.

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Everybody gets to be president for 10 seconds.

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Okay.

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Every adult in America is president for 10 seconds, so get your shit together now.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Way ahead of time.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

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You need your agenda set.

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Right.

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It's gonna take a fucking long, it's gonna be a hassle.

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Also everyone gets to be a senator for 10 seconds.

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Okay.

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Actually you'd probably, because you gotta cycle through each state's representative

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and stuff like that, you probably get like 45 seconds as a senator.

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Okay.

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But then 10 seconds as president, 10 seconds as head of the joint chiefs.

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This is a bad platform.

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We might need to work this one out.

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I don't think we should do that.

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So do you think Alex Jones is gonna do more voiceover work?

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Oh God, I hope not.

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Well, I got bad news.

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Why?

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Here comes four more minutes.

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How?

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Let me, cause when you talk about Kim Jong-un, you're talking about power.

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So let me speak in a powerful voice.

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Kim Jong-un, this is him speaking, Kim Jong-un threatens to tame mentally deranged Trump

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with fire.

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Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation.

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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has threatened US president Donald Trump with fire in response

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to the president's speech at the United Nations this week.

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Is he actually gonna say anything?

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No.

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He's trying to read an article.

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Is he?

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Yeah.

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This is not going well.

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An accused Trump of being mentally deranged for threatening to destroy North Korea.

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The mentally deranged behavior of the US president openly expression on the UN arena was the

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unethical will to totally destroy a sovereign state.

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Beyond the boundaries of threats of regime change.

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If I'm being perfectly honest, as someone who can critique some voiceover work, I'm

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not gonna give him a job.

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Oh, you're not?

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He can't stay in a voice.

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Like he's sliding all over the place.

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That's your main issue with what's going on right here.

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Well, I've got to pick my battles, you know?

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Good point.

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Good point.

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And there's nothing substantive.

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Like he's not getting into any real issues.

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So there's nothing for me to really poke holes in that we haven't covered already.

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The Hillary gave him the weapons and shit like that.

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Or that he's just a giant racist piece of shit.

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Well, Alex, yes.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, I do critique his voiceover work.

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It's terrible.

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That's true.

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This is dog shit.

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Now, I will say this though.

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We're not done with this clip.

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If any CNN anchor just committed to doing a dumb voice for a while, a fantastic day.

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A fantastic day.

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If it was just doing a...

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Like if Don Lemon goes on scene somewhere and is just like, it's time to have the

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CNN show.

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Let me be clear though.

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Like if it was somebody who was just putting on a fun voice, I'm all right with it.

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But if Don Lemon got on air and just did ding-dong-bing-bong stuff, that would not be okay.

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How soon would they cut the broadcast?

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Certainly not 10 minutes later.

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Yeah, no.

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It would be...

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They'd be like, technical difficulties.

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Don Lemon had a stroke and just started doing it.

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It would be that like old-time screen would just come up.

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The test pattern.

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It's 2017 and they're still going to the test pattern.

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And you could actually...

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No, there's the seven-second delay though, isn't there?

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True.

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They could dump it.

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Yeah, they could dump it.

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And then tackle him.

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Tackle him while the delay is buffering.

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But at the same time, you got to think about this.

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His argument is like the PC...

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I'm confused.

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You said he has an argument?

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Well, no.

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I mean, yeah, technically.

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It's not good.

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But Alex talks all the time about censorship and PC stuff.

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It's like, you've been doing bing bong shit for like eight minutes on your show.

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And this is straight.

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This is eight minutes straight.

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It's not like I took different parts of the episode and put them back to back.

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For real.

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This is all just one stretch.

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It blew my mind.

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I was sitting at the office.

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I'm like, how long is he going to do this?

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I was like, I wanted to call in and just be like, how can you think anyone is censoring

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you?

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You have done a racist...

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It's on the level of Rooney.

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That's Breakfast at Tiffany's situation.

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That's how bad this is.

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This is verbal Chinese face or whatever.

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Korean face.

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Yeah, yellow face.

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I didn't want to say it that way, even though I know we're fine.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what to tell you.

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He's the one being a fucking horrible, monstrous racist.

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Yeah.

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And he's not done.

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Or overturn of social systems makes even those with normal thinking faulty about discretion

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and compromise, Kim said, according to a media outlet, Korean Central News Agency, CNA.

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This guy really sounds powerful.

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Continuing.

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Kim, who also has called the president a rogue and a gangster, stated that Trump's threats

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against the North Korean capital legitimize the North Koreans pursuit of advanced nuclear

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weapons.

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His remarks.

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This is the great dear leader's speech.

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The man who gives a son, the birds to sing, the grass to grow.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm just thinking it was, sorry, back to him.

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So I want to, I want to pause for a second.

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This is kind of boring, but trust me, it pays off at the end of this.

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I know.

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I know.

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All I'm thinking while he's reading this dumb shit is Trump and Kim Jong Un have more in

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common than they have with any of the people living in there.

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Well, you know, like what they say is like normal people have more in common with a chimpanzee

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than they do with like a genius.

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Yeah.

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People with 170, 180 IQs are more distant to average intelligence people than they are

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to chimpanzees.

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And I would make the same claim, take intelligence out of it.

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The two of them, Kim Jong Un, Alex Jones and Donald Trump seem to have way more in common

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with each other than we do with chimpanzees.

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Yeah.

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I lost track of the metaphor.

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I don't think they're, I don't think they're humans.

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I don't think that's, I think either they are reptoids or psychopaths.

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You're getting dangerously close to Alex Jones's demon narratives.

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I just, I just like, they've given themselves over.

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No, I think there is, I think it's mainly more my definition of humanity.

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Like if you're a psychopath, which is clearly what these guys are, they have no, or just

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Alex, he doesn't have, he can't laugh.

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He doesn't have the ability to feel something funny.

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So he's, he's more of a, whatever that classification is.

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Like a human being is somebody who can care, who can react, who can do all of these things.

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And it doesn't seem like he has that.

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It seems like he's a psychopath.

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You're not, you're not far off in your assessment.

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Like a son of Sam killer or that kind of a thing.

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I mean, just cause he doesn't kill anybody doesn't mean he's not a serial killer.

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You might be onto something, but let's see if the rest of this clip changes your mind.

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Oh no.

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Israel March, which described the U S option through straight forward expression of his

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will have convinced me rather than frightening or stopping me that the path I choose is correct.

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That is, it is the one I have to follow to the last Kim added.

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Now the Trump has denied the existence and insulted the great and powerful.

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Excuse me, sir.

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Now that Trump has denied the existence of and insulted me in my country in front of

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the eyes of the world and made the most fiercest declarations of war universally destroyed

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GP drama.

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We will consider serious Hollywood to call sizing of corresponding.

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The highest level of hard line countermeasures in the history.

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The North Korean leader ended his speech by threatening to pick one and then it goes on

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from there.

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I will surely, he's his real life.

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I will surely and definitely take in the middle of the range you as a real daughter.

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He can hardly walk you twerp Trump at 71 could physically defeat 50 Kim Jong ons in battle

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acts combat.

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I bet he probably a fieldman hacking his legs and the president might bleed to death later,

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but I predict that Trump, the president might believe Kim Jong on and 49 of his clones in

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a arena that he could easily do it if they were attacking one at a time, but I believe

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Trump at 71 could slay 50 baby goblins, Satan, hemorrhoid, and petrulences.

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Those in his word a day calendar.

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Yeah.

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I was going to say that was a pretty solid.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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Back to the great and powerful laws.

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I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged us daughter with fire.

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Yet another voice Kim said, did he tested American.

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And I smelled you and you came in here.

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He says Trump on Tuesday stated that the U S would totally destroy North Korea if the

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North placed ourselves or allies in danger, the U S has great strength and patience.

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Trump said, if it's forced to defend ourselves, our allies, we will have no choice but to

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totally destroy North Korea boy can't read.

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And that's what I've been saying militarily since the beginning of all this, he found

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a pivot point and he starts talking about how you got to nuke them.

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But um, does it, does it possibly realize that what Donald Trump said is pretty much

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exactly the same thing as what Kim Jong Un said, but we're, we're right, but it's like

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switch sides.

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We're right.

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Like if you, if you just had those two statements, the speech that he gave at the UN and the

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one that Kim Jong Un made in response and didn't tell people who's is who's.

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Did you really be able to tell the difference?

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Not really.

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And at the same time, like in wrestling, I think it's what's known as cheap heat.

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They're both just trying to get cheap heat.

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They're both just pissing on the idea of each other in order to get their base riled up

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to get the other side mad at them.

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Just because you want to see the blow off, but there's no pay-per-view coming.

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It's nuclear war.

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Like it's really dumb.

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Speaking of which tonight, nuclear war excited for tonight's no, no mercy pay-per-view.

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Okay.

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Very excited to see Braun Strowman versus Brock Lesnar.

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Nope.

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I'm out.

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Oh, they're too huge.

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I don't.

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Just a couple of horses.

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I get it.

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Going up against each other.

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Understood.

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Got a frozen pizza and watch two big men beat the shit out of each other later.

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So anyway.

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You mean you're going to live your best life?

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I want to be also apologetic to you because you had to sit through that 12 minutes of

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Bing Bong kind of stuff, but we're, we're in the clear now.

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We're past that.

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We're going to move forward.

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Uh, with a couple of other really stupid narratives that he has.

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Uh, but this next one is just a little bit of fun.

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I've tweeted about this a lot, uh, lately.

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And so I just need to play it so everyone knows I'm not making it up.

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Alex Jones has a new song that's been in the rotation for intro music.

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That's right.

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And we got to, we got to check this out.

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You're so happy about this.

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Waging war on corruption Monday through Friday from 11 AM to 3 PM Shunsville.

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I'll be hosting a little bit into the fourth hour today, but then Matt Dubier, an amazing

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researcher and the owner of a powerful Chicago radio station has been carrying us for six,

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seven years.

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He's going to be hosting.

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We're working with something very exciting with Matt.

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He's not ready to announce, but I'm looking forward to that.

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So I've got a lot to say about that 20 second clip.

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The first thing I want to say is Tarzan boy by Baltimore is awesome.

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It's a great song.

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That song gets me fucking hype.

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Great song.

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It's also a song that is very clearly about being a closeted homosexual and coming out

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of the closet.

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Don't understand.

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So the chorus is night to night.

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Give me the other, give me the other world.

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No clue what you're talking about.

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So the beginning of it is a jungle life.

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I'm far away from nowhere on my own.

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Like Tarzan boy hide and seek.

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I play along while we're rushing through the forest monkey business on a Sunday afternoon

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or a sunny afternoon.

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Excuse me.

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I don't get it.

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The fire blows the signal to the sky.

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I sit and wonder, does the message get to you?

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Sounds like he's a real man.

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So that at the beginning is like about being isolated and living on your own like Tarzan

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boy.

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All great men are isolated Dan.

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So then the second verse is jungle life.

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You're far away from nothing.

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It's all right.

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You won't miss home.

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Take a chance.

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Leave everything behind you.

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Come and join me.

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Won't be sorry.

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It's easy to survive.

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Jungle life.

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Living in the open all alone like Tarzan's boy.

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Yeah.

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Hide and seek.

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We play along while rushing through the forest monkey business on a sunny afternoon.

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Nope.

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It's a night tonight.

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Give me the other.

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It's about a man.

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It's about a man who loves being Tarzan.

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Give me the other.

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No, no, no, no.

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He's running through the jungle.

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It is not.

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It's a story of a really manly old isolated man.

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It's very clear what it's about.

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Tame in the jungle.

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A hundred percent clear.

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It's about dealing with homosexuality and wrestling with it in the early 90s, late 80s

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world that Baltimore was putting out music in.

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They're great though.

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I think it's a banger.

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So the other thing he was talking about is this guy, Matt Dubier is going to be hosting

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the fourth hour.

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Oh yeah, that's right.

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He was talking.

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I was totally just listening to the song.

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Because it's a banger.

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I forgot exactly what he was saying.

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Matt Dubier is a gentleman who Alex Jones has cited as a guy who runs a giant radio

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station in Chicago and they have a little bit of a special thing.

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I have pulled up- 50% off on male vitality.

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I've pulled up the website of the station he runs and it is WCKG AM 1530 and if you

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go on their website you can see, you can listen to WCKG on AM 1530 in the suburbs.

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102.3 FM in DuPage County or online.

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It's not in Chicago.

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No.

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This is not Chicago.

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This is suburb shit.

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Right.

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Also I went to their Facebook page here as it loads up.

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You can see in this that they have a 4.6 out of 5 stars.

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Only 7 reviews.

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Knowledge Fight has way more than that.

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So at very least we can say that we have more of an engaged listener base than WCKG suburban

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radio that Alex Jones is on.

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Interestingly enough it was referenced by Serengeti on the song Brian Denney.

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What CKG?

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WCKG.

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Great.

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Huey Lewis and the News.

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Thrilled.

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Yep.

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It's not a Chicago station.

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It is a suburb station.

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That is a small petty point for me to make but I'm making it because in the fourth hour

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what ends up happening is Matt Dubier comes on and he's terrible.

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He's not ready for prime time as a broadcaster but he airs an interview that he prerecorded

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with Adam Carolla.

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No.

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Old white men!

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That was particularly heartbreaking for me.

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I know that must have hit you where it hurts.

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But I've been predicting for a long time it's only a matter of time until Adam Carolla shows

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up on Infowars.

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Of course.

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But this is technically not that yet because Matt Dubier runs a Chicagoland radio station

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and Adam Carolla was in town to do his one-man show on September 23rd.

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So it was clearly just promotional.

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And the interview is mostly just about like, hey, what's it like with these Hollywood liberals

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and stuff like that.

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It breaks my fucking heart.

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I studied Adam Carolla.

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I loved him when I was 12, 13, whatever.

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I grew up with him as a role model because he's really, really, really smart.

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And the ability that he has to make metaphors and analogies is unparalleled, at least in

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people I listened to growing up.

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And so to hear him now spouting all this like pretty close to right wing narratives and

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especially like he's going on tour with Dennis Prager talking about how college campuses

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are too uptight.

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PC culture, PC.

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It's like, dude, you're, you suck.

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Too much PC culture.

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Oh, these PC people.

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It's not that I'm old and out of touch and not funny anymore.

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I don't know.

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There's so many people.

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I don't know where it broke, but it broke somewhere and it's a bummer.

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Then it was 9-11.

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He's changed all of us.

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It didn't though.

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It changed.

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No, it didn't because I listened to him around 9-11.

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That was when he was still on the radio station in Columbia.

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It was a slow burn.

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He got kicked off.

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The Loveline got kicked off the Columbia, Missouri radio station because of what he

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said after 9-11.

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He was cheering along with Trump's Muslims.

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He had a very reasonable response that is very unpolitically correct.

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Don't blow everybody up.

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Basically, his argument was, all right, what we're going to have to do is we're going to

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have to go over there to the Middle East and say, all right, you guys blew up our buildings.

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We're just going to let it go because we could come over here and bomb you guys and then

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you're going to bomb us and everyone's going to forget where things started, which I would

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argue that's not the starting point, 9-11, but that is a reasonable response in some

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ways.

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We've got to work this out as opposed to fighting.

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It's the same one that Hunter S. Thompson had where he predicted us.

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The generation of fear or whatever.

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Yeah, exactly.

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But be that as it may, that's what got him thrown off the Columbia radio station.

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Back then, he was far more reasonable.

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To be in this world now where I, in 2017, am obsessed with pointing out and cataloging

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Alex Jones' nefariousness, to have it dovetail with a hero of my childhood, it's just a bummer.

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It's particularly bad.

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It's like if Superman ended up being, or like 20 years from now, if Chris Gethard is a weird

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Republican.

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Oh yeah, no, that's not going to happen.

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Like if in some way he ended up turning real hard right, that would be a bummer.

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Chris Gethard's audience would sacrifice him before they...

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I would assume.

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Yeah.

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But you would have hoped Adam Carolla's audience would have checked him too.

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They've gotten old the same way he has.

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But so have I.

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It's old white dudes who get more and more out of touch and isolated and they start to

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believe their own bullshit.

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Somewhat.

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And money.

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Money is a real problem.

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Money is a huge issue.

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Like Adam Carolla, even though back in the day he always said that I'm literally a millionaire,

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like as a bit.

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Yeah.

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He was a millionaire, but like, you know, barely.

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Exactly.

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Now he's a million, million millionaire.

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Yeah.

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He's...

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Yeah, everybody who has a lot of money should be killed and we should get all of it.

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All right.

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Yep.

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Is that part of the rhinoceros party?

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That is part of the rhinoceros party.

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Of Canada, of America.

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Party with a net worth over, let's call it 60,000.

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We kill and give to Puerto Rico.

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60,000?

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Yeah.

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That's a really low bar.

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We're the rhinoceros party of Canada in America.

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This is going to be way less of a parody party.

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No, it's a parody party.

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I see.

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With a T?

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Exactly.

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Right.

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So in this next clip, Alex Jones gets into a situation that's going on in London and

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... I like that you were shocked at 60,000.

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I was... It's already a dumb... I could have pulled any number out of my hat, but

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you're like, whoa, 60,000 is crazy even for a joke.

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Well, I mean, I was just thinking like if I got a couple raises, I might get there,

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but that's not net worth.

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That's like income.

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Not if you're going to join my party.

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Let me be clear.

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It would take about six raises to get there, but like $60,000 a year as a salary is not

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unreasonable.

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No, no, no.

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I said net worth.

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But if you... Who cares?

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If you put all the stuff in here.

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Not $60,000.

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I don't know how you could put a price on my cat, but be that as it may.

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Let's get into this next clip.

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It's about affairs in London that have to do with Uber, and Alex Jones is misrepresenting

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a situation pretty hard.

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Oh, do you mean Uber is a predatory company?

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They're ruling you.

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If they can have 10 million refugees, eight plus million men, and have them everywhere

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raping en masse women to where Uber has to shut down because the Muslims are using it

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as rape wagons.

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The woman comes into the spider's nest.

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The door opens.

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She doesn't know it's a spider nest.

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She steps in.

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The guy locks the door, drives her into a garage, and five Muslims gang rape them, and

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hell, those are the lucky ones.

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A lot of women come up missing because the word is they like to cut up women and then

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sell them at their meat shops.

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Oh yeah, that's in the news, but it's okay because it's liberal.

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It's all liberal, and they're going to do a lot more of it, and you're going to love

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it, and you're going to take it, and you're going to beg for it.

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Okay.

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That's sensational and terrible.

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It's not in the news that Muslims are killing people and selling their meat.

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Also, I don't think that passes halal.

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I'm not sure.

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I don't know all the details.

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You have to drain the blood.

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I don't think human meat is going to be halal.

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Who amongst us has not wanted human meat?

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Me.

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Me.

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Me.

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I'm sorry.

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Count me in.

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$60,000 net worth.

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Okay.

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No.

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Okay.

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Now, that's a new one.

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I have not heard... Look, Uber is a bad company.

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Very.

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They're a predatory thing.

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They are ruining people's lives, and they're really fucking awful.

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I did not know that they were rape wagons too.

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No.

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And also, I mean- At least he's not on Uber's side.

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I kind of expected him to be like, and now London won't even let Uber do stuff because

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of the liberals, but no, it's Muslim hating instead.

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Well, the thing is, there have been incidents of Uber failing to report sexual harassment

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and sexual assaults.

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Yeah, because they're a predatory, awful, murderous company.

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But that happens here too, and it's not a Muslim problem.

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No.

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It's a structural problem.

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It's a physical problem.

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It's a physical problem.

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It's a physical problem.

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Oh, that too.

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Yeah.

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But also, you know, while we- We should have a 30-day background check on

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men.

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While we have also this corporate culture, there is people who are just going to ignore

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stuff that they think they can ignore, and that is endemic in Uber.

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So there is some stuff like that.

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Yeah, it's endemic in everybody at this point.

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But there's no indication that it has anything to do with Islam or anything like that.

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And the reason- Of course not.

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And the reason that they're getting kicked out of London is that they are not in compliance

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with a number of regulations that have to do with- I mean, it's the same conversations

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that we've had over here with, like, medallion taxi companies being pissed off that, like,

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you're completely screwing over the business and shit like that.

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They have lax background checks for their drivers.

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All these sorts of things.

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There's a ton of regulations that play into it, not just the sexual assault stuff, even

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though that is a piece of it.

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They're not Muslim rape wagons, though.

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They're a shitty, evil company.

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Absolutely.

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Run by shitty, evil people.

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And they're real interested in shortcuts, because that's how you make a profit, even

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though they're not.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Somehow they're still losing all of their money.

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Yeah.

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It's wild.

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I think that's probably due to lawsuits they can settle.

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I would hope so.

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But also, the fucking human meat thing is just really disgusting.

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Why is he doing- Like, his paranoid fantasies are insane.

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They keep bubbling, too.

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Yeah.

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It's like, I don't know.

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Look, when you're talking- I know it's weird to say his paranoid fantasies are insane and

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have it mean something, but they're insane even for paranoid fantasies.

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Well, if you are laying in bed and it's in the dark, you wake up at three in the morning

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and you hear a sound and you think someone's in your house-

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I'm immediately like, they're going to eat me.

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But no.

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Okay, take that out of it.

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Oh, okay.

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Before that, that's a reasonable paranoid fantasy.

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Right.

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You're like, oh shit, there's someone in my house, X, Y, or Z, blah, blah, blah.

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That's reasonable.

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Then to add the, they're going to eat me and sell me at a market-

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No, that makes sense.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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That actually becomes unreasonable, but still a paranoid fantasy.

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It is a paranoid fantasy.

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Unreasonable.

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Unreasonable.

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I did some looking into like instances of people selling human meat and-

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Good stuff?

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Could not find any connection with Islam.

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Delicious?

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No, but there was a case in-

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A little stringy?

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There was a case where some people got busted in Nigeria because they were selling human

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meat.

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There was, I believe, wasn't it Reza Aslan who went on, he had that TV show where he

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went around and he hung out with cannibals and he ate some brain?

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I did not know that.

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Did Reza Aslan eat a person?

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I'm pretty sure he-

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Are you telling me that Reza Aslan ate a person?

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I'm pretty sure, I don't want to say, I don't want to-

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I think that means it's okay for everybody now.

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I don't want to 100% say that it was him, but I seem to recall that being a news story-

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Haven't you seen my bracelet, what would Reza do?

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Oh boy.

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You got to eat some brain now.

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You got to eat some brains.

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I remember there being a big kerfuffle about him doing that TV show that was like about

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heretics and stuff like that, and he went and hung out with some cannibals.

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As I recall, he ended up eating some human for part of the TV show, but I didn't dig

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too deep into that because I don't care.

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I wonder how he feels about that.

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Probably conflicted, I would assume.

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I would hope.

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I hope he craves it.

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I hope all of a sudden Reza's like, fuck.

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I'm going to skip this next clip.

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I love eating people.

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Who's delish?

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He wakes up in the middle of the night sometimes eating a burger just like-

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Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

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It's not people.

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I'm going to skip this next clip, and it's because it's just complaints about Jimmy Kimmel.

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I can't imagine him having any.

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It's just nonsense.

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I'm sure he supports Jimmy Kimmel.

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Jimmy Kimmel's very personally close to this issue, and actually Senator Cassidy made him

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a promise that he wouldn't support any version of the bill that wouldn't take care of Jimmy,

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and so clearly he kept that promise, right?

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That's not even what this is about.

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What's it about?

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It's about Hollywood elites.

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Let's go ahead and listen to it.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Let's just go ahead and listen to it.

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I don't care about Hollywood elites.

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It's very weird, and I think Alex is projecting, so let's just go ahead and play it because

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you thought it was going to be about the healthcare stuff.

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I thought it was going to make sense.

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Nope, it's not.

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Clearly.

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Yeah, Kimmel, you don't like being called Hollywood elite because you know that has

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the stink of political death on it, but buddy-

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Does it?

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The pretty boys over at Fox News aren't your problem.

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You're your own problem, and you know you're a joke, and you know it's embarrassing, and

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you know only the stupidest people watch your show and like you, and I like your little

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threats on me.

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Did you want something rating share?

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Where you threatened to kill me, but it's all done as a joke like I'm stupid.

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Definitely don't think Kimmel threatened to kill Alex.

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And the very things that happened the day after that little piece aired that you probably

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don't even know about because you're just a message boy that reads off a teleprompter.

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Let me stop this here.

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He never ends up saying what he's talking about.

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Okay.

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I have no idea what happened the day after.

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All right.

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I don't know what that means, but the way he's phrasing it is creepy as fuck.

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Yeah.

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I guess maybe-

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Also-

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I'm going to guess Alex got like a threatening email or something like that.

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Oh yeah.

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That's what I would... Maybe.

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That's what I would get.

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Or maybe the secret service came to a studio again.

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Entirely possible.

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Reprising their role from December 21st, 2012.

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From one lie to another.

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I'm sorry.

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What were you going to say?

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The secret service.

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Look, now I'm not going to say one way or the other whether or not teleprompters are

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good or bad, but Jimmy Kimmel has never spent four minutes going Ching Chong Bing Bong.

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That's true.

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So maybe there's-

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I don't know.

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Have you ever seen-

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Up down.

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Have you watched all the episodes of The Man Show?

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Up down.

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No, but at the time that's true.

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That was a possible joke for them.

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Yeah.

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That could have come up.

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Yeah.

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So let's see what else he has to say about Kimmel.

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Foreshadowing Corollas fall into madness.

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Jesus.

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The two of them could not be further apart right now.

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Yeah, right?

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But still friends.

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It's weird.

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He has no idea what he's even involved in, does he?

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The establishment says, here's your limo and here's your money and now you're somebody.

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Here's somebody while you run your mouth about how you're going to beat everybody's ass.

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That sounds like you.

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That sounds like you, Alex.

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You're a scaredy boy, aren't you?

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You're going to get a lot more scared and all of you Hollywood trash know that you've

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got the wreath of failure wrapped around your neck, the cone of shame.

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You've got whoredom written across your chest.

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So does he know this is who he is?

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What are you talking about?

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I mean, listen to that.

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He is describing himself word for word.

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You keep saying you're going to beat people up.

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Yeah.

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He says he has a whore.

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That's the thing that Alex has to know is him, right?

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No.

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I think he-

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He has to know that he's talking about him.

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I think he thinks that everything he does is a noble pursuit.

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I think he thinks that selling all these products shamelessly is a noble pursuit.

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He's not a whore.

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So this is absorbed twin shit right here.

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Well-

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Yeah.

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I would like to direct your attention to this, but I've labeled this clip seems to be projecting.

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Seems?

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Yeah.

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Seems.

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Seems?

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So you and I might have a very similar analysis.

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He is projecting the most.

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So I mean, that's all we're going to get to.

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There's like two minutes left of that clip, but let's fucking cut it because we hit the

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salient point.

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Yeah.

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He's talking about himself.

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He's talking about himself so hard.

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So in this next clip, Alex Jones lies about an experience he has and here we go.

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I see old whore walking filthy dog.

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I beat whore all over the country.

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Just you're walking your dog unclean out of move.

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I've actually had a Muslim's about to tell me that before.

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I'm not kidding.

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You know, dogs are unclean.

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This was on the sidewalk like 15 years ago.

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I was like keeping my dogs on my parents' lab and I was like, are you kidding?

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Because the guy who I was was using it to mess with me.

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That was back when I guess I just bent over to Islam.

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I just didn't even know what to say.

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I think he might be trying to pin the death of nonk on Muslims.

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He's trying to fucking use them as a scapegoat for his murder of his own dog.

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That's possible.

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Also, like he's not kidding.

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He's lying.

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That didn't happen.

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Yeah, no, of course.

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That 100% didn't happen.

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There's no way that happened.

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No.

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Also, I don't like that.

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That voice he does for the Muslim at the beginning is very, it's right on par with the stuff.

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The amount of somebody walked up to me and said a very convenient thing for me stories

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are...

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Seems to match up with my narrative entirely.

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Yeah.

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Crazy.

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You know what?

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He's like a bad comic who hasn't done his work.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's like, I have a chunk I want to get into, so someone else said something to me.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I hate that shit.

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Somebody came up to me after the show and they're like, fucking...

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Conveniently, every standup comic wins every conversation and so does Alex.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's a very see-through if you've ever performed in your life.

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But in this next clip, Alex Jones admits that he's Islamophobic.

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So that investigation's over.

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Was there ever an investigation?

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He claims he's not.

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But...

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I don't think we needed to investigate, though.

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In this clip, he admits it, but also is arguing that it's right, which is not.

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And he's just, you see, seven-year-old at the park, it's right time, baby.

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Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, it's like liberal, liberal,

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liberal.

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It's just love it.

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It's Islamophobic.

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Yes, I'm scared of black widows.

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I'm scared of rattlesnakes.

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When I go to a dock and I'm about to jump in and it's the springtime and the mating

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season of water moccasins, I don't just jump right in because I had a buddy in high school,

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a guy I knew, whether he wasn't a buddy, got killed jumping in in the springtime and it

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was a big ball of water moccasins that killed more people than rattlesnakes and he got bit

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seven, eight times and died.

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So I'm scared of folks like this.

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I mean, I sure wouldn't take my daughters and drop them off at a park with a bunch of

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Islamic men wandering around.

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Would you?

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You're an Islamophobe.

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Rip, you've made your case.

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Yeah.

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I would not be necessarily afraid.

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I wouldn't drop my kid off, I don't have any kids, but I wouldn't drop my kid off at a

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park alone ever.

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Yeah, why is he doing that?

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You need to have supervision of your fucking children, Alex.

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Would you drop your kid off in a forest where there's a bunch of Muslims?

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Wait, are you saying you've dropped your kid off in a forest?

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Right, I mean.

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Where there weren't Muslims.

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I don't know, because I don't have kids and probably never will, I don't know what the

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age is where it's appropriate to just leave your kid alone.

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I would say about four and if they make it back home, you can continue to raise them

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and if they don't, they are eaten by the wolves.

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They have completed the rite of passage.

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Exactly, exactly.

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That's what he's all about.

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He loves the rites of passage.

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You know how in high school they do orienteering?

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You know, when they take you out into the woods and you have a compass, you gotta find

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your way out?

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No, because I grew up in a real place instead of wherever, what, Missouri?

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Fuck you.

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Listen, I know some of the wonks out there know what I'm talking about.

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There's a period in high school where there's orienteering and it is just trying to get

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you to learn about compasses, about maps, that sort of thing.

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So you go to a state park and you're in a group of four and it's usually like, maybe

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it's not four people.

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The way we had it was three kids and two parents and the parents are just there to make sure

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everything's safe.

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Right.

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And the kids...

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Are the parents Muslim?

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With Muslim kids, yes.

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But with the kids, it's all up to them to use the compasses.

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The parents aren't supposed to help and you gotta find your way back to the point that

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you're supposed to get to.

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That sounds so liberal.

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It's awesome.

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It sounds so liberal.

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It was great, except I was with a couple of guys I didn't like much, so my orienteering

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experience was not so great.

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But it's awesome.

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You're out in the woods.

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It's fun.

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You had a buddy who got eaten by water moccasins, of course.

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No.

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But my thing is, the reason I brought this up is that Alex wants to do that at four.

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That's the only reason I...

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That was a long walk, I admit.

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I just got wistful for orienteering.

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I don't know where that came from.

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I missed the woods.

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Yeah, that's possible.

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I want to be back in the water, back in the woods.

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In this next clip...

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Watch out for moccasins.

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In this next clip, Alex Jones is lying.

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This is a lie.

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The strangest thing about the radical orthodoxism as Muslims is they respect me on their main

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sites and stuff.

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They say they want to go after me, but they know I understand their plan to take over.

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And they say, Infidel, we know you know our plan.

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We will get you.

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But they have respect, because they understand I'm aware of their agenda.

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They...

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So...

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Oh, you kooky Infidel.

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Yeah.

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We'll get you.

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I mean, this is the same delusional shit that he says about globalists who sit next to him

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on planes and stuff.

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It's like, look, they hate me, but they respect the game.

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It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

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What the fuck is going on there?

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So stupid.

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I mean, when you have a made-up fantasy world you're living in, you just cast characters.

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You can just put whatever you want in there.

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But he's never said anything like that before.

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And radical Islam people have...

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They respect him.

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So, but...

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So why...

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Because he's a man.

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When is he having a conversation with these people?

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On planes.

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Okay, so...

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No, no, because he said on their main websites.

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Oh, okay.

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So...

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Maybe he's getting messages through websites.

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From ISIS.

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That say they respect him.

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So ISIS is sending them like, dude, bro, we're going to get you.

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You know.

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Allah Akbar.

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Right.

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You are fucking, you are crushing it.

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That's more or less what he thinks is going on.

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Right.

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He's a fucking...

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This guy is nuts.

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Yeah.

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He's crazy.

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Yeah, he has created like...

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Like he's got a very John Wick kind of universe around him where it's like, oh yeah, we all

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respect each other.

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We're all international assassins and we'll kill each other for money, but we're at the

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hotel, man.

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Yeah, it's...

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Can't do anything here.

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Yeah, there's a...

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I mean, once we go outside, I'm going to get you.

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Yeah.

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But we're chilling.

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This next clip is a Paul Joseph Watson joint.

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Oh, fuck him.

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So I want to say a couple of things about Paul Joseph Watson.

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He can die.

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That's one of them.

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The other thing is about a month ago, he said he was quitting YouTube because of the censorship.

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I'm glad we never had to see him again.

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And everything is so terrible that he's got to quit.

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And it's now currently a month later.

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He's still there.

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Hasn't quit yet?

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And he changed the title of his video that was about quitting YouTube to I Won't Be Here

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Much Longer.

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Oh, what a pussy.

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Yeah.

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Also...

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What a cuck.

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In April, he said he was done with Donald Trump if he allowed, you know, him to get

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more involved in the Middle East situation and stuff.

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Well, then I'm glad that he quit and now he's done with Trump.

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He constantly does this shit.

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He constantly...

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First of all, he's wrong about everything, but then he makes these sweeping pronouncements

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and then just doesn't follow through with it.

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It's too bad he eats so much paper all the time.

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Right.

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I know.

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That's probably infecting the brain.

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Yeah.

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I would assume so.

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Making him make bold pronouncements he doesn't follow through with.

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Yeah.

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No kidding.

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The idea that he, for attention, was like, I'm quitting YouTube.

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And then he's like, eh, I'll be here for a little bit longer.

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I'll ride this until the wheels fall off.

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Fucking stupid.

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Yeah.

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And the narrative that conservatives and Trump supporters are being targeted on YouTube is

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patently false.

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Because their argument hinges on the idea that their videos are being demonetized and

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what have you, and that's just happening to lots of accounts.

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It's not happening to conservative accounts.

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As we've talked about in the past, the majority report, Sam Seder, progressive liberal broadcast

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also has had their videos demonetized.

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It's just something that YouTube is doing.

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Now, whether it's right or wrong, that's a whole other thing, but it's not targeted censorship.

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Right.

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So I would argue, if they're trying to turn it into a TV platform, liberal talk generally

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is far more palatable than Muslims are trying to kill you.

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Let's race bait.

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I don't understand.

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I think that's probably-

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No, everything is equivalent.

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There's a left and a right.

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Everybody's equivalent.

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Well, no.

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What I'm talking about-

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So on the right, they're saying Muslims should be killed in large numbers.

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Right.

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And on the left, we're like, healthcare's good.

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Right.

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So I'm talking-

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Both of them evil, Dan.

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Equivalent.

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I'm talking about if I were an advertiser, what would I put up with?

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Or what would gravitate towards my dollars?

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And unless I was already a crazy fringe weirdo who believed the InfoWars narratives, I would

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never want to put my money behind that.

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But I could see not being put off by reasoned discussion of policy or something like that.

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Also-

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You're not going to put your money behind reasoned discussion of policy?

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He's watching that shit.

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I mean, a lot of that's on the majority report and I enjoy watching that.

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Yeah.

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And there's a reason the majority report isn't on TV.

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And has way less viewers than InfoWars.

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Exactly.

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Also, no matter how popular we ever get, I have no interest in YouTube monetization of

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our work.

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That would never even really be a concern for me.

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The only reason that Paul Joseph Watson's concerned about it is because he makes a lot

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of money from that.

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He makes a ton of money from it.

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He's afraid that, oh shit, this thing, this business that I have created, people are starting

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to pay attention to it and, I don't have my own thing because he doesn't.

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It's because too many liberals win.

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He doesn't.

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It's because too many liberals are whiners.

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He doesn't have his own thing.

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He's going to whine about liberals whining.

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Alex Jones has his own thing.

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Paul Joseph Watson doesn't.

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He has a successful YouTube channel because he's sensational, he's a bigot, and he makes

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really fast cut videos where he lies really fast.

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And by the time one lie hits you, it's too late to look into it because he's already

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onto another lie.

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It's the classic distraction tactic with fast cut videos.

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And you can just gin up your base really hard with that.

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Not hard to do, especially when your base is fucking stupid.

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Anyway, here's a clip of him complaining about Hillary Clinton.

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They were responding on a YouTube comment chain or on Twitter to something else.

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They were just attacked, and the attacks were so sexist.

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Oh cry me a fucking river.

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The fuck are you on about YouTube comments?

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Now you're whining about YouTube comments.

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Get over it.

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YouTube comments.

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So the reason I wanted to...

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God, he's such a grating piece of shit.

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Yeah, I really don't like him.

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But the reason I kept that in is because I want to point out that...

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Don't do this.

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But if you ever want to watch Paul Joseph Watson's videos, 90% of the points he tries

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to make are on the back of random people's Twitter.

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Like not celebrities' Twitters.

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Often he just has someone who I have to assume has 100 followers or something like that.

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Just a random person saying something, and he does a me me me me voice and then launches

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into his point that like, oh, this person hates Trump, so therefore everyone hates Trump.

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So him saying that Hillary Clinton has been out of shape about YouTube comments, it doesn't

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hold water when his journalistic standards are random person's Twitter.

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It's insanity to me.

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But again, this is just pointing out hypocrisy and it doesn't matter.

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Nope, they don't care.

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So we have one more clip, Jordan, before we get out of here because I have not chosen

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to include any of the Adam Carolla business because it's not really important.

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The actual interview isn't...

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It's not super offensive and it's not...

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If Alex Jones talked to Adam Carolla, we would cover nothing but that.

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But since it's a pre-recorded interview, I don't even have proof that Adam Carolla knows

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that's going to be played on Infowars.

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So it is a thing where it's like, eh, this is tertiary.

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And that guy, Matt Dubier, is not good.

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He's dubious.

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Yes, he is.

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All right.

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There you go.

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I think it's time for me to quit.

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You get out of here.

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I got it.

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So Alex Jones also has an interview with Tommy Robinson, who works for the Rebel.

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He's just a Muslim-baiting asshole in London, in England.

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I almost...

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For some reason, Tommy Davidson just popped into my brain and I was like...

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He's trying to sell a pozone?

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Not him.

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Not him.

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No.

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Tommy Robinson is a prick and a real disaster.

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And because we have a number of listeners in the UK, I decided, let's not go into this.

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I don't want to put them through it.

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So shout out to our UK peeps.

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We have saved you from listening to Tommy Robinson, but we do have one more clip and

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it's interesting.

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And I will explain the historical inaccuracies contained in this clip on the other side.

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Okay.

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You know why everybody gets so scared of stuff like, hit the clown, Pennywise, and it's the

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number one movie, horror movie ever.

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Was it $400 million or something I saw the other day?

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All right, dude.

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You see, that's why this show sounds so whacked out.

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Because truth is so much stranger than fiction.

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Not the long impressions.

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Don't believe me?

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Just search the history of clowns.

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Except all of their stuff is fiction.

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And that in ancient Greece, Babylon, and Egypt, child sacrifice cults.

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What about Persia?

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Would put on red outfits for blood.

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What about Celtic people?

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And red manes for blood.

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What about Michael?

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And white faces.

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Because they knew, they had to tell the villagers, you bring your kids, that the ultimate act

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of submission is to bring your two, three, four-year-old right when you love them the

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most.

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And God said, bring me your son.

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They're the funniest, the sweetest, everything.

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And they're going to torture them in front of all you.

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They're going to grill them on a big hot metal plate in front of the idol with a fire under

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it.

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Or they slice them up and the priest drink the blood and then a lot of times make you

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drink it.

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The Aztecs said everybody else did.

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Everybody else.

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In almost all cultures, the people doing it, instead of wearing an executioner mask, because

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sometimes somebody might still get mad at the village and still have their instincts

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and kill you.

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So you don't wear a mask, a hood like the executioner, you wear a clown mask with a

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big red mouth that's scary and big red hair for blood and you wear, in fact, let's show

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the satanic ceremony that's on Drudge right now, Illuminati satanic themed fashion show

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held at London.

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So he gets, like he uses that Illuminati fashion show as another hinge here.

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Now I finally understand Bozo the Clown.

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Well.

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I finally get that show.

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Here's the thing.

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Bring me your children and I will make them toss ping pong balls into a little bowl, bucket.

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Alex said you can look into the history of clowns and so I did, on his request.

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Right.

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And I found this very interesting article on SmithsonianMag.com, the magazine of the

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Smithsonian Institute.

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I assumed that.

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Here's something that we can start off with.

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Clowns as pranksters, jesters, jokers, harlequins, and mythologized tricksters have been around

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for ages.

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They appear in most cultures.

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Pygmy clowns made Egyptian pharaohs laugh at 2500 BCE.

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In ancient imperial China, a court clown called Yuzi was, according to the lore, the only

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guy who could poke holes in Emperor Qin Shi Huang's plan to paint the Great Wall of China.

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Qin Shi Huang.

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Whatever.

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Native Americans had a tradition of clown-like characters who interrupted serious dance rituals

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with ridiculous antics.

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Ancient Rome's clown was a stock fool called the Stupidus.

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The court jesters of medieval Europe were a sanctioned way for people under the feudal

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thumb to laugh at the guys in charge.

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And well into the 18th and 19th century, the prevailing clown figure of Western Europe

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and Britain was one of pantomime clown who was a sort of bumbling buffoon.

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But clowns have always had a dark side, says David Kaiser, director of talent for Ringling

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Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus.

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So we'll get into that in a little bit.

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But the history of clowns-

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We'll get into the dark side of clowns.

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We will, because there's a very simple explanation for why people are afraid of clowns.

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Assassins.

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No.

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But the stuff about these cultures putting on makeup and what have you in ritualistic

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fashion, that wasn't like the roots of clowns.

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Look at how priests dress.

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Look at how people in Muslim churches dress.

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Or look at how Jewish rabbis dress.

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There's ritualized dress in every religion.

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There just is.

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And if you look at Native Americans, they have much more flamboyant ceremonial dress.

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You look at cultures that haven't had their roots in Western cultures, they generally

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do have more colorful-

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That sounds like a terrible SNL sketch, Pennywise the Pope.

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Oh boy.

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That'd be a terrible-

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Still better than the Nazi.

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Let's write it.

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But if you look at the monks in Yemen or in Tibet, they have very brightly colored ornamentation

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that-

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What I'm getting at is that that is-

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That all religion is clowns.

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But that's a completely separate tradition than clown tradition.

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Clown tradition is this tradition of a pressure valve on oppressive cultures.

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We have to explain to Alex Jones that clowns are not the same thing as religious figures.

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Right, because clowns come largely from that jester role.

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The jester role of the emperor has no clothes type shit.

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But the dark side of clowns is actually pretty interesting when you get down to it.

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Because it comes from one guy.

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Comes from one-

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It comes from one guy?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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The guy who is responsible for the modern day clown that we know of, like the face paint,

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all that stuff.

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Right.

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Right.

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And because before this guy-

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Not the artistic carnival clown with the-

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The Commedia dell'Arte?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, that stuff has that tradition too, even though there is like the Harlequins and the,

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I can't remember the other word, Perio, Periot, whatever.

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That tradition does exist too, but a lot of it comes from this guy, who's from the mid

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to late 1700s.

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He ended up dying in 1837.

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But he was basically credited with the modern day clown.

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He's a guy named Joseph Grimaldi.

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And-

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I think I've heard that name before.

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Yeah.

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He's the big clown.

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And the-

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Nope, never say that again.

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The thing is, before that, clowns were side characters and stuff that would come in to,

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like in that last paragraph they're talking about, you'd have a very serious thing and

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then the clown would come in and be like, ah, just do a weird dance or whatever.

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Joseph Grimaldi was the one who was like, fuck this, the clown is the star.

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And so he became a massive star.

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He became a massive star by putting the clown front and center.

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And he did all that character stuff, all the face paint.

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He had a mohawk and sometimes he painted his cheeks red and what have you.

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But because Grimaldi was such a star, the character he'd invented became closely associated

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with him.

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And Grimaldi's real life was anything but comedy.

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He was a serial killer.

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He'd grown up with a tyrant of a stage father.

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He was prone to bouts of depression.

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His first wife died during childbirth.

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His son was an alcoholic clown who drank himself to death by the age of 31.

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And Grimaldi's physical gyrations, the leaps and tumbles and violent slapstick that had

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made him famous, left him in constant pain and prematurely disabled.

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As Grimaldi himself joked, quote, I'm grim all day, but I'll make you laugh at night.

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So it's he's Jerry Lewis, Grimaldi, grim all day, but I'll make you laugh at night.

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No, he's not Jerry Lewis.

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That's Jerry Lewis.

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That has the Holocaust in it, the tears of a clown.

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So that Grimaldi could make a joke about it highlights how well his tragic life was known

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to the audience.

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So the audience even knew about how fucked up this guy was.

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So enter the young Charles Dickens.

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That's right.

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Okay.

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After Grimaldi died penniless and an alcoholic in 1837, the coroner's verdict, quote, died

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by a visitation of God.

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That's poetic.

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So that's, that's a wonderful line and a terrible coroner.

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He should be fired.

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He should be fired in 1837.

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How that, Oh man, I want that on NCIS the next, the next time they have like the autopsy

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done, they're like, Oh, he died from visitation, visitation of God.

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So we'll never solve this crime.

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So after Grimaldi dies and he's penniless and an alcoholic, Dickens was charged with

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editing Grimaldi's memoirs.

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Dickens had already hit upon his dissipated drunken clown theme in his 1836, the Pickwick

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papers.

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In the serialized novel, he describes an off duty clown reportedly inspired by Grimaldi's

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drunk son who died at 31, whose inebriation and ghastly wasted body contrasted with his

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white face and clown costume.

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Unsurprisingly, Dickens' version of Grimaldi's life was, well, Dickensian and Stott says

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imposed a strict economy.

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For every laugh he wrought from his audience, Grimaldi suffered commensurate pain.

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So basically Charles Dickens took a lot of creative license with an already very sad,

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uh, drunk clown story.

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And it created this mythology of this really fucked up clown, uh, behind the scenes as

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a desperate, sad person and people's imagination ran wild with that.

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It created the archetype of drunk, sad clown and people made even more artistic representations

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of it after Charles Dickens, uh, took license with Joseph Grimaldi's life.

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So beyond that, also people, I think they've done studies and it's like 2% of the population

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is sincerely afraid of clowns and the rest of us are just, it's kind of funny to be afraid

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of clowns.

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Well, I want to talk about that in a second.

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Most people grow out of it, but almost everybody is afraid of clowns to some extent at the

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age of two or so.

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And that is because they're uncanny.

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Well, it's because they remind us of people, but they are not, well, there's that.

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But also children are afraid of like, you know, characters at Disneyland too.

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There's people in suits and costumes and stuff like that.

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That universally scares children because their brains can't process exactly until the age

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of like three or four, maybe even later than that, children can't tell what's fantasy and

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what's reality.

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And so this idea of these overblown characters, they just think they're real and it's scary

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to children.

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And some people don't grow out of that.

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Like Alex Jones.

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Right, exactly.

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Yeah.

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So this has been my dissertation on clowns and as a comedian, I thank you.

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Right.

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Because his version of the history of clowns is very stupid, very not fact-based.

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Clowns drink blood.

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But back to the fear of clowns.

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Clowns drink blood.

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Back to the fear of clowns.

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Gotcha.

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I want to be totally clear about this.

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If you say that you're afraid of clowns, I'm going to take you to a clown.

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Don't double point at me.

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And if you're not scared of that clown, if you're not scared of that clown, fuck you.

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Because I hate people.

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Very serious.

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I hate people who claim to be scared of clowns because it's become a social meme.

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It's become a way of replacing actually having a personality.

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You just are like, I'm scared of clowns.

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Isn't that cool?

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It's the same people who are like, I think moist is a gross word.

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Oh, you're fucking interesting.

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You came up with that.

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Yeah.

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Or people who are like, oh, it's an Oxford comma.

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Like all that stuff is just shorthand that people have.

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Like now granted the Oxford comma at least is a real thing that some literature majors

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or English majors do know about.

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Or like, I know about the subjunctive.

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I know about that.

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How dare you?

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Right.

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Because I studied Greek and it's an actual...

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Don't you know that the subjunctive comes from eating and drinking blood?

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Now were that to be true, I'm using the subjunctive.

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But like all of this stuff I really think is a dangerous trend in society that we see

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where people just take shortcuts into creating personalities.

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That's not a trend.

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That's human history.

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No.

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I think it is a trend.

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I tried, full disclosure, I tried to do a bit about this back when I did standup.

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It never really worked.

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So do it now in the appropriate context.

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Well, no, I can pull the pieces of information out of it and have a conversation.

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But like I think originally in the olden times, I would say, there were like memes, like I

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could tell you, but I'd have to kill you, verbal memes that were little catchphrases

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and jokes, or with Alex now it's, but you have those that are just verbal little indications

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that like, I got this, I'm into this.

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We can have a shorthand with each other about like shared whatever.

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That's one thing, like saying stuff like that, like I could tell you, but I'd have to kill

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you.

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I don't know why that's the only example I'm coming up with, but it's perfect for what

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I'm talking about.

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Or rectum, almost killed him.

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Rectum damn near killed him.

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Right.

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Also, that's the funniest thing in the world.

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But based on your response, it proves my point that these are verbal memes that people have,

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but they don't indicate a personality necessarily.

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The I'm scared of clowns is trying to put something about yourself into a verbal meme.

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And that to me is pathetic.

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And it's an evolution of that.

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It's an evolution of just saying a catchphrase and it being like, I want this catchphrase

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to say something deep about myself that isn't true.

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You're just picking up social cues.

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I don't know.

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I don't know if it matters, but it really bothers me.

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I think you just described high school.

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But I'm talking about adults.

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I mean, high school doesn't end.

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It should.

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Adults are not, adults are just as dumb as, no, I disagree with you.

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I do not think it is a new trend at all.

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I think people are dumb and they always have been.

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Maybe it's not a super new trend, but it's an evolution of that verbal meme shit and

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I fucking hate it.

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Also, it's time in society to really deal with the fact that memes are internet hackery.

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So hot take, hot take alert, put the graphic up, put the graphic up, hot take alert.

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This take is so hot.

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I've got to cool it off with some kickstart.

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Hey, honestly, I can't tell what you're making fun of.

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I think everything and nothing at all.

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I think it's all hilarious and we should all...

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Memes are hacky.

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Get over it.

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That's right.

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I'm Lenny Bruce on this podcast, telling people to come up with your own personalities and

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stop using memes to try and express something that you think is, who cares?

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All right.

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And let me get started on listicles, okay?

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If you can't actually write an article, you've got to have number one, number two, top five

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things that you should suck a dick about.

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You're joking, but I'm on board.

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No, I know.

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I hate listicles too, but also it's a dumb thing.

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Why not just let people do their dumb shit?

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Because I think at the end of the day, if people stopped doing dumb shit that they didn't

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need to do, maybe it would give them time to come up with sincere, deeply found personalities

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and that might fix the world.

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But those are scary and they're hard to do.

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Alex Jones thinks that Trump yelling at football players taking a knee is going to save the

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country.

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And I argue that maybe everyone finding their sincere core of their humanity, that could

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save the country.

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I think the reason that people don't is pretty obvious, which is the fear that maybe there

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isn't anything there.

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Or maybe I dig too deep and I find out something that I don't want to find out.

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Maybe I find out that I have been a bad person.

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And let me tell you, as someone who has found that out, not a good day, not a good day,

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but it is a starting point towards fixing things.

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So there's that.

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Anyway, there's nothing really to be afraid of as long as you are open and open towards

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progress.

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What we should do is rename this podcast Top 6 Things About Alex Jones on Today's Show.

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We might get more listeners.

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Yeah, that is probably true, yes.

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Or if we labeled it like clickbait, like I'm leaving YouTube.

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Fuck you, Paul Joseph Watson.

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Anyway, if you want to find no clickbait and no memes, you can go to our website.

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It's knowledgefight.com.

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Oh, very smooth.

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And if you want to support the show, we would appreciate it.

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There's a button there that says support the show.

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You can click on it and become a policy wonk.

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If you want to find the only Twitter feed that does not have any memes, but inexplicably

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Dan still does polls from time to time, it's at knowledge underscore fight.

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No, not many.

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Not many polls.

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I know, I know.

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I'm just kidding.

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We're also on Facebook.

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And you can go to iTunes, subscribe, do the whole thing.

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Or you could watch us on Twitch, which is what you guys are doing.

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Thank you.

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So we're doing this for the people who are.

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Should I be doing either of this part?

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No, but we are.

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Do the people who want to listen to this on the podcast?

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Okay.

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We are on Twitch.

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We broadcast live if you want to find us, ideally Monday through Thursday at 8 p.m.

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and intermittently on the weekends whenever we.

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Depending on how things go.

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This was.

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The month, the month, the month I'm spending at Zany's is ending.

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So I will have.

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It's very close now.

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Yeah, I know.

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It's, I'll be back to broke here very shortly.

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Well, not if we get more of these policy wonks coming around.

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There we go.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So I'll be back on much more frequently.

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Yeah.

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Until then, we'll have some guest hosts, which will be fun.

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Yep.

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But I want to I want to say this.

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Do you know this?

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Oh, OK.

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OK.

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I'm sorry.

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I think it's time to get rid of the Rappaport at the end, because he sucks.

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OK.

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He sucks.

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But he's not really as much of a villain like it.

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But isn't that kind of the fun of the bit?

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No, I.

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All right.

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Fine.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what the fun of the bit is.

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I have no idea.

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But look here.

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Go fuck yourself now.

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Here's the thing.

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Yes.

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I've been wrestling with the fact that, like, I've watched a bunch of John Rappaport stuff.

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Yeah.

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And really all he does is anti-vaxxer, don't trust medicine type stuff.

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And that's bad.

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That's bad.

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Right.

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But really, the big bad, the big villain of this whole thing is not even Alex Jones.

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It's Larry Nichols.

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It is Larry Nichols.

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Larry Nichols is the real - uh oh.

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You're going to the phone.

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Oh.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's what we're doing.

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Did you guys think the show was over?

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Larry Nichols is, like, the biggest problem of all of these people.

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So I think that the end of our show, our sign off, really should be something to do with

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how he should fuck himself.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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Yeah.

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I do.

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So that's my feeling.

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Oh, man.

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I can't believe you're fucking calling.

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You have to immediately say you're on the air.

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OK.

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And we're recording.

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This is scaring me so much.

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I am freaking out.

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I probably need a cigarette.

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Attention.

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What if you saved your phone number and said, don't answer?

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Answer the phone, you son of a bitch.

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Maybe he's on oxygen.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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That's the answering machine.

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We can't broadcast his number.

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Oh, that's right.

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That's the answering machine saying his number.

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That's right.

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Son of a bitch.

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God damn it.

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You know what?

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He didn't answer his phone.

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And that means Larry Nichols.

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I'm going to call him one more time.

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Oh, Jesus.

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This is harassing now, though.

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I called him twice.

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That's harassing.

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Fuck you.

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That air here.

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This is freaking me out.

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Answer the phone.

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Answer it.

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If he didn't have his fucking phone number there, he could leave a message.

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But maybe I could mute your mic during the, ah, who cares.

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This is too much.

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He's not going to answer.

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God damn it.

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That was going to be such a great show stopper.

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Yeah.

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Well, you know what?

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We'll get in touch with him at some point.

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We were going to get a million new viewers because of that.

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Look, seriously.

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He is the villain.

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He is a piece of shit.

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And now that we have evidence of him blackmailing Congress on air, we really need to make more

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of a concerted effort to point out that this show is about documenting Alex Jones and clowning

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on his dumb ass.

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But I honestly think we should try to take down Larry Nichols too.

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Let's do it.

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Honestly, I think that should be a much bigger focus of what we do.

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We have evidence of him committing a felony on air.

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We have evidence that all of his shit for the last 18 years has been lies.

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We need him to go to prison.

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And Alexander Dugan is too big for our show.

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And he's a foreign national.

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What are we going to do?

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The end of Die Harder?

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No, we can't mess with Alexander Dugan.

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Come on.

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It's been revoked.

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No, he's not diplomatically immune.

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He's diplomatic.

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No, he's not.

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He lives.

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He's got diplomatic immunity.

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He's not even in the country.

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He's skyping from Russia.

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It's been revoked.

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He can't come here.

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He's under sanctions.

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I'm just trying to reference the greatest moment in movie history.

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Diplomatic immunity.

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So, look, I just think that Larry Nichols needs to be our focus as opposed to John Rappaport.

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And so that is my ploy to try and pitch that at the end of our show we should tell Larry

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Nichols to fuck himself instead of John Rappaport.

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Yeah, but do you know what I'm really frustrated by?

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I'd love for you to air any grievances.

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All of this, really, all of the argument that you just made is really John Rappaport's fault,

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so I'll just tell him, go fuck yourself, John Rappaport.

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Andy in Kansas.

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You're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.