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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

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Knowledge Fight. N-N-N-N-N-Knowledge Fight dot com. I love you.

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes,

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like to sit around and drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex

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Emmerich Jones. Oh indeed we are, Dan. Uh huh. Dan? Jordan. Quick question. Jordan.

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What's your bright spot today? My bright spot, Jordan, have I said mochi. Have I? Yes, you have

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said mochi. That one's true. Fuck. Do you have any other rice-based snacks that you

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appreciate? No. Do you like the Rice Krispie Treats? Oh I do, I do like those. I haven't had

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many in a while though. I did, um, I was telling you about this. Like I've been trying to branch

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out and try different types of rice. Naturally, yeah. I'm kind of excited about that. Maybe that

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could be a bright spot. Rice exploration. Although the path that I've gone down so far has been

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disappointing. I tried the Forbidden Rice. Yes, it was not as forbidden as you might imagine.

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Boo to the Forbidden Rice. I forbid it from my kitchen. But yeah, I'm gonna try a rice

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exploration for the next, uh, while. That's my new, I know, I know people enjoy hearing about

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whatever, like, childish cooking adventures are going on. Whatever rabbit hole you take for,

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uh, for a few weeks. Whatever elementary level, uh, cooking 101 shit. I like it. That would be,

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that would be more interesting if the word forbidden was just, uh, more applied to things

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that suck. Uh huh. You know, like, oh, the Forbidden Rice. It's not forbidden because

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it's bad or evil. It's just bad. You know, it just sucks. It's just shitty rice. Look, look,

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I want to be totally, like, above board and clear about this. It doesn't suck. It's just not,

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it's not, it doesn't live up to the name. Wow, the Lambada sucks. That, that dance is forbidden.

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I, I don't know if the Lambada sucks. I don't actually know how to do it, but. Okay. The rice

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itself is just, bleh, whatever. You expect a lot when something's forbidden. It's like,

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oh, only the king could have this rice. It does, it does kind of raise expectations a little bit.

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It doesn't live up to it. Anyway. The Forbidden City isn't just like fucking, uh, Detroit,

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you know? Anyway, rice, I guess, is my bright spot. That's a good bright spot. How about you?

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My good, my bright spot, Dan, is that, uh, approximately four hours ago, my partner got

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the second dose of the Pfizer vaccine. Oh, that's great. It is great news. So she will be

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transport, uh, transforming into a cyborg, uh, within weeks. Yeah, either that or where she will

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be dead within 15 minutes. Well, that should have happened three hours ago. Okay. Three and a half

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hours ago. 15 minutes temporally. Have you talked to her in three hours? I haven't. Uh-oh. Oh,

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no, that's not good. Um, well, congratulations. Uh, I hope that, uh, I hope it all is very happy

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for it. Uneventful and, uh, everybody's is healthy. Yep, it's, it's nice. It's a, it's a

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good little bright spot considering, you know, how shittily the teacher's union has been treated.

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Sure. You know, like, yep. Yeah. Uh, anyway, Jordan, today we have an interesting episode

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to go over. Oh, okay. We're going to be talking about February 17th. Blackjack!

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Too early, kid. Damn it! You're like the guy who hit the NOS too early in Fast and Furious.

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Too early, kid. February 17th, Jordan. Oh, okay. Uh, we were like two cars racing and you just

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went too fast. You went right into the barricade so I could slowly go around. I never know when

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you're going to speed up or slow down. You, I'm always chasing you. That's the struggle. Yeah,

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the advantage is with the server. You understand this in the game of tennis? You do understand this

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in the game of tennis. Um, yeah, so interestingly, Alex was able to get back into studio on the

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17th, which is Wednesday. Okay. And I have some interesting thoughts about it. I don't know

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exactly what was going on, but he was able to broadcast. Uh, the studio is a bit dark. Sure.

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There are lights in terms of like focused on him, so it's not like he's sitting in a shadow. Right,

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right, right. Um, but the giant million dollar board behind him is off. Okay. Uh, it's, it's

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bleak. Um, and it's interesting. This, uh, this episode is, uh, really fucked up. Oh, yeah, no,

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I believe that. I believe that. Sometimes when the, the, the vibe is this bad, just take the day

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off. I would, I would have advised. You're going to say all kinds of weird shit. You're in a dark

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room, basically by yourself. I would have said, uh, you know, call in, don't do, don't do this.

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Yeah, absolutely. But then, you know, the flip side of the coin is that like necessity is the

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mother of invention. And like, whenever your back's to the wall, sometimes you fuck around

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and pull out something amazing. Right, right, right. We've heard countless stories of that.

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Fair. How many times have you heard a standup talk about how, like, it was the worst possible

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scenario? Like you've been on stage and like the lights have gone out. Totally. Sometimes those

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are the best sets you could possibly have. Mic is cut out. Yeah. The whole thing. Yeah. Yeah.

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Your back's to the wall and something within you comes out that you didn't know was there.

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And you rise to the occasion. That's not this. I didn't think so. I was not expecting that.

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What could be rising to the occasion? I don't know. Anyway, it's going to be a lot of fun.

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Uh, I've enjoyed some of this and some of it is just, oh, we'll just say overtly white

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supremacist. Well, that'll happen. It's a dark room, so you gotta brighten it up somehow, Dan.

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We'll get down to business on the episode, but before we do, let's take a little moment to say

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thank you to some folks who signed up and are supporting the show. Oh, that's a great idea.

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So first, Alex Jones in Mike Tyson's voice. The in Mike Tyson's voice was not in parentheses,

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so I'm not doing a, I'm not doing a, no, it has to be, no, it's the name. I'm not doing an

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impression. No, you don't do impressions. No, certainly not. You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much. Thank you. Next, Bill. And then also thank you to Dana

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for suggesting to Bill to listen to this podcast. Very complicated name, but you're a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk. Thank you. Thank you very much. I swear you themed these.

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Sometimes there's normal names. Sometimes it's a long list of joke names and now we're just

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getting explanations. I try and balance it out. Next, The Demon Deacon. Thank you so much. You

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are now a policy wonk. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much, Dee Dee. I think it's the Wake

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Forest mascot. Yes, I am fairly certain. Do you know about Deacon Blues, a song by Steely Dan?

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No, I do not know. I'm not a big Steely Dan guy, man. Holy shit. No, this is a thing.

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They got a name for the winners in the world and I want a name when I lose. They call Alabama

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the Crimson Tide. Call me Deacon Blues. Okay. All right. So I'm not missing a ton. Drink

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scotch whiskey all night long. Well, now you're selling it. And dive behind the wheel. Is that

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what Steely Dan sounds like? A little bit. I think Fagan has a better voice than I do.

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Deacon Blues, good song. Peg. That Asia album is all just pretty good.

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Reagan liked Peg. Anyway, next, Nathan W. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, Nathan. Next, John C. Thank you so much. You're now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk. Thank you, John. Thank you. And then I'd like to give a shout out to some

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folks who donated on an elevated level. We appreciate that very much. So the Woods Boys,

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but I'm insisting on calling them Dem Woods Boys. Thank you so much. You are now technocrats.

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And Jake, AKA Gibby. Okay. It's your birthday. Happy birthday. Oh, happy birthday. And you're

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now a technocrat. And Mr. Goblin keeps you clean. You are now a technocrat. And I'd like to say

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hello and good tidings to you and your family and your daughter. You're now all technocrats. Sure.

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Everybody's a technocrat. I'm a policy wonk. Crikey, mate. That's fantastic. Have yourself

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a brew. How's your 401k doing, bro? All right. We got to go full tilt boogie on this Watson.

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All right. Let's just get down to business. We ain't making that money off that heroin.

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Why are you pimps so good? My neck is freakishly large. I declare info war on you. Thank you all.

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Jordan. I can't believe you don't like Steely Dan. I didn't say I didn't like Steely Dan.

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I'm just not a Steely Dan guy. Like I'd never got into Steely Dan. I'm not in my,

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I'm not yet 42. So I don't feel like it's the right time for me to get into Steely Dan.

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I don't know. A Steely Dan folk. We have a saying, and that's you're either with us or

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you're against us. Is that what Steely Dan folks say? I did not know that. I guess that's why I

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haven't been invited. Cause apparently I'm against you. Yeah. You, you were a dissenter.

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Check it out. Check it out. Buy the camp, listen to the camp buy a thrill album. I think you'll

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enjoy it. I believe I will. I've never, I've never heard a Steely Dan song that I wasn't like.

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What about Black Cow? Have you heard Black Cow? I don't know.

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Black Cow is a good song. Probably. So Jordan, we have two out of context drops from today's

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show. That's exciting. Yeah. I'll let you decide afterwards, which you prefer. Okay. Here's option

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number one. All right. And I'm just telling you what I really think. Okay. So this is the ultimate

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Black Pill broadcast today. That is an accurate assessment of the show. He's very Black Pill

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mood. Okay. Which is probably going to hurt sales of the real red pill, which he sells. Could.

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Here's option number two. You gotta wash that ass. What's it going to be? Well, that's tough.

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That's tough. You do gotta wash that ass. You gotta wash that ass. However, there's a part of

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me that thinks that he should try selling like that's kind of an untapped market. The Black

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Pill, right? It's a, you know, you got the real red pill. It gets you all that. What if you sold

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a pill that just gives you, gives you like minor depression. Everybody could use a couple of days

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on the bed without liking yourself. I don't know if this is a good market. I think it'd be best

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to avoid that, that, that space. Maybe, maybe it would be a prank gift that you get, you know,

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like it's a, it's a white elephant gift. Yeah. These are depression pills. All right. I don't

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know. I don't like this. Okay. Fair enough. So we start off the episode here and Alex is

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sitting in studio alone. Sad. Yeah. No cool lights behind him. Clean ass though. We washed that ass.

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Yeah. And I don't know. It kind of, you know, I know he didn't, but I, this he's responding to

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a question that we brought up on our episode, which is like, Hey man, you're supposed to be

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the big prepper guy, right? Right. What's going on here. Thank you so much for joining us. I have

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a skeleton crew and we have limited power back on in the studios here. And a lot of listeners will

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say to me, well, you're Mr. Prepared. Why aren't you prepared? Want to eat some of that struggle

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food. When I've told people that we should all take our vitamins and be in shape, I'm pointing

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three fingers back at myself and one finger at you. But I'm obviously saying why I think the

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best thing to do is the city of Austin was here two years ago and wouldn't give us the permits

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for a full power to generator system that we wanted to put in here. And you could,

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I guess move locations. We don't have the money to do that. So we're just like the average folks

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in. I don't have power. Most of my family doesn't have power. Uh, and so I've been going around

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dealing with frozen pipes and things like that. And I'm, I'm not complaining. Oh, so it's the red

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tape. Yeah. So Alex very well may have been dealing with some pipe issues, but that's far

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from the only thing he's been doing while this winter storm has lingered in Texas. And apparently

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his family is without power. As it turns out in the middle of all this, Alex decided to take a

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helicopter to Dallas to sit down and get drunk and smoke cigars with Steven Crowder while

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simultaneously complaining about cancel culture and lying about what they do for a living.

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I wanted really badly to cover that interview for the show because it's very stupid,

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but it's behind a paywall. So it kind of falls into that territory of things. I don't feel right

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making content out of. And unfortunately the section they released for free on YouTube,

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it's kind of dumb. It's not, uh, it's not worth it. And as you and I were talking about this,

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how terrible of a tease would it be? Like as if we were promoting. Yeah, no, that would be us

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being like, and then go listen to the last bit of their show, I guess. No, we're not doing that

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shit. There was one interesting kernel in there though, that I wanted to talk about a Lieutenant

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Colonel. Ooh, there was a point where Steven Crowder was trying to help Alex sell his whole,

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like I'm not left-wing or right-wing kind of bona fides. Sure, sure, sure. So, you know,

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they're trying to pretend that he's above the political fray. And Alex said something that I

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thought was shocking and interesting. My mom's, uh, brother had been a big helicopter ace in

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Vietnam, and then he was involved in Iran Contra. And so he would come by the house sometimes and

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talk about what was really going on in the country. And I had some other family that was

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involved in clandestine stuff and like army special operations. And that was back when it was

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all human intelligence. It wasn't digital. It was like, it was like hit teams and like real stuff

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and like killing Russian spies and, uh, you know, stuff in Germany. I'll be sitting around like

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eight years old early stories at the table, you know, with family talking about it. And so for me,

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I kind of grew up in the real world and then other people were growing up in the fantasy land.

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And so that was, I kind of had a leg up just because as a kid, I grew up hearing about all

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this stuff. So you were always more right-leaning when you grew up, like you didn't have a phase

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where you became a liberal? No, I mean, I just grew up like any family reunion or any place I

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went. It was like all really army people. They were just all like sitting, it wasn't a big deal.

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They were just like all, you know, they're just all like in the real world. We're battling the

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Russians and America's going to win and we're gonna get more nuclear reactors and more weapons

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in them. And you know, the real world took out their people and I'm growing up hearing all this

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and then I'm hearing, and then I go to college finally, like America sucks and communism was

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good. And I was like, well, I'm going to join the anti-communist movement. So that's, that's when

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it started where you said that you were going to fight against the communist movement, which would,

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by the way, grew up around a bunch of bad-ass Americans, right? This is an interesting insight

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and anyone who's not a complete idiot interviewing Alex would have heard that and realized what he

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had just said. This wasn't him saying that he's neither right wing nor left wing. He's just

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opposed to communism. Alex is saying that at a young age, he decided to join the anti-communist

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movement. Any interviewer worth a damn would have heard that and understood that what Alex is saying

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is that he's not a conservative. He's about a thousand miles to the right of conservatives.

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Anytime you hear him criticize the right wing, like he did with George W. Bush, it's because

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they're doing something that seems like something a Democrat would do. So they must be a secret

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communist. Interviews with people like Crowder exist entirely to launder Alex Jones to a naive

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audience, unaware of what's actually being discussed and getting them to think that he's

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comically, this comically fringe right wing politics that he has is actually somehow an

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expression of being above the two party system. Crowder's audience skews younger too. So this

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is really an effort to mainstream like a zealot bigot like Alex to children, which Steven should

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be deeply ashamed of being a part of. And also I fucking couldn't help it. So I decided I have

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a few clips. I needed to take a few clips because some of this is so embarrassing. It's really bad.

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Just dumb shit. It starts with them sort of like joshing around about Joe Rogan. It's like,

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oh, you two guys who are like, oh yeah, you're just talking about how you're friends with Joe

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on a completely separate show. Steven Crowder hasn't been on Rogan's show in like three years.

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And I'm certain you'll never be back close friends. Come on. They're just two guys talking

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about how they're close friends with a famous guy. I do. I do find it fun when it's just like,

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you know, talking about the third person who's substantially more famous and relevant,

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but then they start talking about butts because, uh, because, uh, is Alex's kid there,

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they're describing, uh, um, uh, the Rogan studio as being like the, uh, intestine of a whale or

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whatever. And this gets to talking about the digestive tract. Sure. I just need to take a

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piss. And there was a Bush right there. We're right in a, in a whale's, uh, large intestine.

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You're so well, I don't, I don't know. I, Colin just sounds, uh, it just sounds more nefarious.

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So lower intestine. Well, what's the large intestine is the large intestine that lower?

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Yes, I think you're right. I guess we're saying the same thing. No, wait,

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Colin's different. What's rectum. Let's move on. We don't need to go through rectum.

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You have the mouth, you have the esophagus, you have the, uh, the stomach, which is a small

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intestine, right? No, the stomachs, the stomach. Oh yeah, that's right. Then you have the small

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intestine and the large intestine. Then the colon, then the rectum, the anus. No, the rectum is

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before the anus. Well, then I'm saying the rectum and the ants, the small, the large intestines

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connected to the colon. Remember the show like schoolhouse rock. Yeah. I think, I think I missed

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that one. The stomachs is connected to the large intestine. They just had a bill saying, I have to

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poo. Can you imagine this? They're going to censor this saying, this is going to be like, you cannot

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let Jones talk about this. It actually brings me to something interesting because you've been on,

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and I want to go through your story. This is a little bit different. A lot of people don't know

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your story, but what's funny is what we just did people here on YouTube and people who are on mug

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club, no one cares, but on YouTube, that's not offensive at all. But what's, what's kind of

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interesting to me is back in the day with the FCC, my talk radio currently, if I said that on my

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show, anything scatological. In other words, you could say that guy's a, that guy's a rectum head

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or a dump, but you can't say my rectum, anything that's considered like potty. You can't say

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that's just such a great example of Crowder and Alex pretending they're like this conversation

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they're having about the digestive tract is going to get them censored. They're there's,

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they still rely on this, the conservative media system. They rely on this preemptive complaining

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that something that they haven't even released yet is going to get censored or

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would be censored in a certain context in order to give them the pretense of credibility.

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Shit's so edgy, man, it's going to get banned before it exists. I can't talk about rectums.

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That's such a great observation that Patton Oswalt made better 20 years ago and didn't

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make it about cancel culture or whatever. Interesting. Yeah. So now this next clip here is

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also one of the three of us needs to be hit with a meteor and I don't care which it is.

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After listening to that shit, one of the three of us has got to go.

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Well, I mean, there's another part I didn't take from this that I thought was really funny where

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Steven Carter was talking about how he got into what he's doing because conservative comedians

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weren't funny. And I'd like to play back that clip. Oh man. Look, I say a lot of stupid shit,

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but I try and keep it short. I don't go into like, no, let's get into the order of how stupid

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shit is. Yeah. And then try and effortlessly or effortfully weave it into cancel culture.

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Yeah, go fuck yourself. I can't talk about butts. Go fuck yourself. I can't talk about butts on the

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radio. Go listen to Alex's show anytime and hear the kind of gross shit he's talking about. Also,

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at least say fuck if you're going to talk about being censored. Sure. Losers. So this,

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this clip was poorly timed and completely not true. Yeah. I disagree with Rush when he had the

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magic Negro song. Remember that? Based on the LA times article, I think. Yeah. Yeah. I get it.

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I'm not even against Rush. I'm not saying censoring. I just, I, I wouldn't do that humor.

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So hearing that- Motherfucker! God damn shit! Fuck! The dragon! The fucking dragon!

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This is the laundering of Alex Jones's persona on Steven's platform. I want to throw things. But

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also hearing that Alex Jones didn't like his racial humor may actually have been what finally

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did Rush in. There's actually no way to know for sure, but 13 Lieutenant Colonels have actually

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told me that that is what happened. That does sound right. And also if Alex, like you said,

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doesn't like that humor, he's got to stop doing fentanyl. He's got a lot of stuff he needs to

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stop doing, but that one's a big one. This next clip is Alex carrying on his great tradition

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of outing his secret sources that he claims he never outs because confidentiality is super

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important to him. Hey, look, I can't tell you who it is. Well, I'll go ahead and tell you. It was

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Don Jr. who was a Cernovich's source. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, woo, huh? Whoops. This is about Ted

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Cruz. I love Ted Cruz. I think he's a great lawyer, a great American. I'm supporting for

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president. It was Trump and Roger Stone, I think it's them that put out the story that his dad was

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in the CIA and all that stuff. And then he's like, Jones is crazy, but I'll support his free speech,

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even though he made up that my dad did this. I didn't do that. I covered what they said.

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So you can't Ted Cruz love Trump and do all that when they were the ones that gave me the story.

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To be fair, you might've given it more legitimacy than it warranted.

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Probably so. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's a tragedy. You're just describing a

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tragedy. You're describing a hypocritical douchebag who's hiding behind his best friend slash guest

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who hosted the show at the time. Yeah. And it's kind of unclear if Alex is talking about just

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like, I will cover and pretend anything that's Trump and Roger say is true. And they said this

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and therefore I made it news. Or if it was like they had some kind of a plan and they were,

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they were discussing this, like someone, some conduit to Alex, like, Hey, here's a story for

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you. Cause that's what it sounds like. He said they gave me the story. No, he's saying, he's

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literally describing them saying, we want you to spread this lie for us. So, I mean, in many ways

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that that's campaign finance laws that he's just fucked up right there. The FEC might want to ask

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some questions. So this last clip is hilarious because it really demonstrates how little

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Steven Crowder cares at all about accurately presenting the person he's talking to, to his

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audience. And I think you really care about your audience too. I mean, that's why your audience is

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loyal. And even with this sort of deep platform, which I know has probably affected you in a

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negative way. You've talked about it, but your audience flocked to support you because you have

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been, people have to say this about you. You know, whether they disagree with you or agree with you,

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that you're pretty consistent. God damn it. No matter what you think about Alex, whether you

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like him or not, the last thing you should say about him is that he's consistent. That's the

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last word I would use to describe this dude who makes up shit all the time and flip-flops on

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anything whenever it becomes inconvenient for him or more convenient to say something else.

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What happened to the globalists plan B? What happened to Alex's post DUI crusade to clear

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the names of all the people who've been wrongfully convicted of drunk driving? What happened to all

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of Alex's old expert friends who he doesn't talk to anymore because they didn't like Trump enough?

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Maybe my favorite example of this in recent history was how toward the beginning of the

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COVID-19 pandemic, Alex misread a headline about the then fairly unknown Dr. Fauci,

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and Alex decided to report this whole thing as Fauci being a brave person inside the government,

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blowing the whistle on how the virus was all a sham. Alex claimed that he looked into Fauci

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and he made some calls about him and he was the real deal. Within days Fauci had become the

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villain in the right-wing media and Alex pretended that whole thing about him, looking into him and

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seeing that he's the real deal, that never happened. Never happened. Alex Jones is not

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consistent. His work is meaningless and it's internally self-contradictory at many points,

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but his branding is that of a guy who's consistent and he's right about the bedrock stuff. Yeah.

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That's why Steven Crowder is presenting him this way because he's trying to sell Alex's branding

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to his audience as opposed to dealing with who Alex actually is as a person and what his show

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is actually like. Someone like Crowder is actively doing harm with this kind of shit, like a way less

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talented Joe Rogan who by definition of his lesser talent attracts an audience that's gullible or

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immature enough to think that poo-poo and pee-pee jokes are edgy. Yeah. And that all you're doing

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is creating a false image of who Alex is. I wouldn't even be all that surprised if Steven

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Crowder is so goddamn cynical that he didn't even know what Alex's show is like. He's just

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hung out with him a couple times and assumes like, oh, he wouldn't be the kind of guy who

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yells about the devil all the fucking time and talks about people eating poop on his show. Yeah.

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Nah. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. It was offensive. What are you guys doing? So anyway,

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I just wanted to cover a couple of those little clips. That kind of presentation of him is like

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some sort of elected official completely and utterly bungling, uh, health crisis.

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And then writing or ghostwriting a book about his leadership. You're talking about Cuomo?

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Meh, maybe. I didn't cut out this clip, but on this February 17th episode, Alex reveals that

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Cuomo spends most of his time chained up in a sex dungeon. That's better than what he does.

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I would prefer that. It's come out. Give me a governor who spends more time in a sex dungeon

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than doing evil shit like him. And really my problem is that Alex's reporting had a very

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sex negative slant to it. That's unfortunate. Yeah. So we jump back to the 17th here and

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Alex recognizes that he's starting the show a little bit down. He's complaining a little bit.

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Now I just can't stop thinking of like, what if Lori Lightfoot had a big scandal where it was

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like, she spent $240 million on a sex dungeon. I'd be like, yeah, of course you do. You don't

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give it to the fucking cops. Anyway, Alex is complaining a lot. And really what I'm doing

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here at the start of the broadcast is just doing a little bit of bitching, uh, because

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the information is so heavy. The information is so insanely intense that I'm going to be covering

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here today, uh, as I broadcast to you from a building that's 99% dark except for the studio.

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And we've got three generators running just to keep this going 24 hours a day.

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I bring you this information because this is the end of the Republic, the end of the country,

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the end of the world, as you know it, this is the global extermination plan. Okay. Well,

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we're at the end. That is big news. Yep. Also you don't, yeah, you don't, you don't need, uh,

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power there 24 hours a day. You're not at the studio. How about save some of your money and

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maybe use those generators to help out all those people, you know, you can use generators to help

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other people. Right. Yeah. I don't know. It's, it's a little bit confusing and we'll get,

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it becomes more and more confusing as the show goes along. Like how much power do you have?

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What is going on? This makes no sense. Yeah. Okay. Um, but, uh, Alex, he's talking about,

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uh, you know, QAnon, right? You remember QAnon? I've heard of it. Um, there is a thing in QAnon

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where they were talking about like the power is going to go out and that's when Q and Trump

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and the hit teams are going to round up the bad guys. Sure, sure, sure, sure. So Alex is like,

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no, no, no, no, no. Right. Right. Right. The opposite is true. Now there is a blackout.

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There's power out in Texas. And now the right wing is being rounded. Oh no. I also noticed

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everything Q said was the enemy bragging. It was the enemy, the mouth of Sauron. And, and so Q

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said when the, when the lights go out, that's when the roundups begin. And, and indeed they

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are starting to swat team and kill and round people up during the workouts, but it's getting

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rounded up, not them. So that's some of the sick, sick irony of, uh, of president Q.

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Yep. So there you go, ladies and gentlemen, this is a hellish situation. So I would like,

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uh, proof of any of this. I would like a demonstration of where who's being rounded

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up by hit teams. Yeah. Also, how do you, what do you, what's happening? You just got into the

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office on a day when no one has any fucking power. What are you getting? Like 300 text messages.

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I'm being rounded up. Isn't this, I mean, it's also a little bit of a problem for his whole,

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like everybody's going to have no power. Here I am broadcasting live on my show, whatever.

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Like it's still, I don't know. This is the apocalypse. It's over. The great reset is happening. Obviously

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I'm still broadcasting. If I were him, I probably would think that it would be better to broadcast

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from home, whatever, as low fi as possible. Like we're in the bunker. We're all, we're all in

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this together. It would be a very nice sentiment. It seems a little strange. It would be too little,

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too late, but it would be nice. It seems a little strange for when people are going through

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something really severe to be like, well, you know, my big problem is my warehouse is closed.

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Yeah. Somebody made me cut my vacation short. Relatable. Anyway, America has fallen.

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Beta is over, baby. Beta is over. So America has fallen. America is gone. America is dead.

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And only admitting that gives us any chance to turn it around. We are now completely overrun.

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The FBI is completely paid off and hell on earth is now being released.

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I just feel like you'd hear that stuff. And if you, if you believed any word of it,

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why would you follow any laws? Yeah. Why, why would you feel beholden to any form of

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social contract? Yeah. And why wouldn't you possibly for one second, at least think to

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yourself, okay, this is the result of me supporting every politician that I've ever supported.

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This is the literal inevitable result of everything I've ever believed in.

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Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Not for a moment. Not for a moment. Do you think, oh, this sucks.

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I wish I hadn't done that. Oh no. Infrastructure's crippled. I probably shouldn't have supported the

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party that hates. Yeah. So in this next clip, we get to the little bit of the beginning of

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Alex's sort of dipping his little angry toe into white supremacy. Sure. Sure. He's talking about

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Mark Zuckerberg, right? Right. And Zuckerberg, he's, you know, he talks about how we're fighting

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World War II with this virus, right? And it's true. That is true. Okay. Except when he says

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virus, what he actually means is a white male Christian. Oh, okay. And I'm going to explain

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something when we come back to the next segment. That's the most important thing ever. Okay. And

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okay. And it's, it's, it's this everything with them is actually a truthful statement,

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except it's inverted. So Bill Gates says we're fighting the equivalent of World War II.

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You have that clip coming up. We're fighting the equivalent of World War II.

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And the virus is World War II and climate change is like World War II.

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When he says we're fighting the virus, you're the virus. They call human overpopulation and

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free speech and everything and Christians and white males the virus. Ooh. I'm sorry. He was

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talking about Bill Gates. He was talking about Zuckerberg in that rant also. Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha.

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But yeah. So it's the virus is straight white males, Christian males. You know,

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there's an argument to be made for straight white males who are Christian being something of a

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toxic presence. I don't know if I would describe them as a virus. No, I, I think that, I think

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that even joking around there is, is, is, uh, is a little bit iffy. I don't know. When the

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evangelical block votes 90% for Trump, uh, I think we're good. Yeah. But, but that that's,

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I don't know. I feel like that's something you got to really parse out. Sure. You're getting too

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close to justifying Alex's narratives. I'm not justifying his narratives. I walked it back.

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I said they're just a toxic presence. I didn't say they were a virus. Okay. You can solve toxic

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presences with things other than, uh, you know, his plans. Okay. So, um, Jordan, remember,

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remember Enron? Yeah. Energy company. Yes. I do remember Enron. Ken Lay. Yeah. Not a good dude.

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Yeah. Real, real exemplars of, uh, of late stage capitalism. What happened to Ken Lay?

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Uh, I don't know. I, I not bad enough things, I suppose. What do you, I mean, he died. Oh,

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did he? Right. I don't know. Before he was able to go on trial. I don't know anything

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about Ken Lay. Oh, well, he did. Okay. Um, he actually faked his death. He faked his death.

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Because it was Enron came up with the carbon tax in 1987. I mean, you knew that, right? Ken Lay

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uh, hatched all this. And then we all heard he committed suicide on house arrest and then

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word is he's down in Paraguay. So that's, that's how all this works. Ladies and gentlemen. See,

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I study how these boys operate, how they do it. So the thing that I think is really interesting

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about that is the juxtaposition of Alex saying, uh, word is he's down in Paraguay in the same

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sentence as he says, I study this. I study this, but I also report hearsay as if it's facts.

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QAnon people are fucking crazy with this. John F. Kennedy Jr. isn't going to find you and help you

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in any way. Now Ken Lay is obviously in Paraguay naturally. He's not going to help you, but he's

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hiding out there. He's hiding. The word is. The word is from who? Yeah. Does he have a lot of

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Paraguayan listeners? Uh, yeah, probably. Oh, okay. Well, that's fair. A hotbed of Trump support

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and info warrior. Yeah, well, that's fair. So, uh, Alex is talking about China and he's complaining

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about, uh, I'm going to be honest. This is a little bit, this, this hits my ear a little

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bit racist. Sure. Alex is going off on a little bit of a jag about how, you know, there's more

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Chinese men in China than women. And so they export men to other places to get brides and

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other countries. He's kind of implying that it's like exporting people in order to make the world

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Chinese. Sure, sure. It's fucked up and weird. And then in the middle of it, we're in a Hank

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Stamper situation. You go find a wife out East and you bring her back to Oregon. And in the middle of

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this kind of disgusting, weird, uh, jag, Alex gets some bad news. Okay. They've had a one child

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policy to where there's probably a hundred million more boys in China, uh, than there are girls. So

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they export Chinese men to colonies and tell them, get an African wife, get an American wife,

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get an American wife. They forcibly raped the Uyghur women and up to 10 men at a time. That's

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in mainstream news. They don't deny it to forcibly make them Chinese instead of the group they are,

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which basically is Chinese it's a dark day, ladies and gentlemen,

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it's a dark day. I'm gonna play this clip in a moment, but this is all being done on purpose.

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This is rubbing our faces in it. And we got another bad piece of news. He wasn't perfect.

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He got snookered into wars, globalist wars, but he wasn't American. And he was at loyal

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to the country and he meant well, and he fought the communist rush Limbaugh,

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American radio host dead at 70. So just another disgusting, sickening omen.

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Oh God. So Alex is not happy about this news. It is a disgusting omen. It's strange. Um,

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a little bit curious bedfellows, uh, considering in the earlier times of his career rush Limbaugh

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would have been an enemy. Sure. Uh, and somebody who was kind of like the, the fucking shitty

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globalist, right. Yeah. And in Trump times, you know, we're Limbaugh love Trump. So the two of

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them, they reached a little bit of an understanding naturally, naturally silly. Oh, but Alex is very

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consistent. Sure. Yeah. The, the winds of hatred are very consistent. Very much. Yeah. So Russia

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is dead. Um, and Alex pays him quite a, quite a tribute. I will say that I think that this might

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be a send-off. He's kind of a piece of his shit, but, uh, you know, he inspired my career. So fuck

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that guy. I hope he dies again. This is immediately after Alex reports the news that, uh, that Russia

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has died. Okay. American radio host dead at 70. So just another disgusting, sickening omen.

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And folks I've learned at 47 to go, Oh my God, it's never wrong.

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The United States is facing imminent destruction. Are you saying he was murdered? My guts never

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been wrong. And I keep having very intense nightmares the last month that the United

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States is going to be hit by nuclear weapons by China. And it's going to stand down dreams.

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Stop having sweets before bed. They're preparing us with, with stay in your homes. Uh,

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Oh, your power's off, but they turn the power off. I'll prove that coming up, but they admit

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they did by the way, it's in the fine print and they're just getting us ready for the disaster.

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They're not going to hit the main cities. They're going to hit the military basis.

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And that's why they want to keep national guard in DC. So, so that the, the, the, the States can't

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organize and have a response. They'll be cut off in DC. That's why they're doing this purge. The

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military that is 60 day stand down to go through and create list of who, uh, they're going to kill

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right away and who they're not. I mean, if you don't want to stay and fight this, I would

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evacuate the United States right now. Very good chance that they're going to either blow the

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entire power grid with the MPs. Sure. I've been conditioning is to get ready for, or they're

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going to hit us with the first strike. I saw that's crazy. No, this is war folks. America's

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over, it's gone. Trump was removed. Of course he wanted a giant landslide. They weren't going to

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allow that to happen. And that's why when you look at the press secretary and all the Biden's

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people, they are scared. And if I was them, I'd be scared too. I decided I'm going to eulogize

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rush by making up scary bullshit. Yep. Yep. That was it. That was a good, uh, I found out that

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Russia is dead. And now I must tell you, China is about to nuke us. That is a, that is a fitting

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send off for us. That's exactly what you should do. You should let me spread propaganda in your

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honor. Here's some bullshit that are alert people. Yeah. But, and that really kind of defines Alex's

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mood for a bit in the show. It's over, man. Alex, I'm just going to throw this out there.

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They are shutting off power on purpose. What if they weren't allowed to do that?

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What if there was some sort of like thing that the law and I'm not saying that we have to give

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it a name? Cause I think names might be a problem for Alex. Alex isn't into labels. What if there

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was like a like, Hey, this is a law that says you can't do that. Despite you being a private

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company, suggesting something that would regulate behaviors. I feel like I'm playing operations.

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You just hit the edge. Alex is in a bad mood. Uh, it's over, man. America's fucking done.

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Sure. Rush was the last thing together. And then this gets back to where I think this is

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overtly white supremacist show. I just, I gotta be honest with you folks. It's all over. Okay.

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It's all over. We're about to be hit with nuclear weapons or the military stood down.

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Everything's gone. So I'm sorry. It's over. The country's gone. It's all over. I mean,

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I'm admitted. The death star is orbiting the planet at maximum velocity. We don't

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stop the globalist. If they aren't stopped, it's over. You think they just steal elections for a

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reason? I think they're saying veterans are terrorists for no reason. All white men are

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terrorists. Sure. Under this Chinese regime, folks are going to take all white men in for

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reeducation. And then it'll be every other group after that, because they know that white men

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coming from a Scottish Irish English tradition, even the continent of Europe, Europe didn't get

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free until about a hundred years ago. Germans were still served 150 years ago, slaves in the

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Austrian Hungarian empire. They're under a team, military services, oppressions were owned men,

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passions were sold as mercenaries. So you had a bunch of wars in the British Isles over tribalism

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and, and, and who ran things. And then that grew into our system of freedom. That's where it all

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came from folks. That's your argument. It all comes out of England. It all comes out of Scotland.

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It all comes out of Ireland. That's where all the freedom comes from. Mainly England. Oh boy. Okay.

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So I'm going to be, I'm going to be real with Alex. I don't think he really read anything that

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the founders wrote. No, I don't think so. I don't think he read, I don't think he's read a whole

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lot of history either. Cause this is a very skewed and the Scotch Irish were fighting for a while

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and they came over here and democracy happened. I don't know what's wrong with you. All freedom

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flows from the, the, the, the river head of a white man. As everybody knows freedom originated

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in England whenever they traveled to Africa in order to sell human beings to America. That's

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freedom. Yeah. Thanks for sort of mainlining and supporting this Steven Crowder. Yeah. I hope

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you're proud you promote somebody who has these kinds of ideas that they disseminate on their

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show. They're going to come after white men. And as we all know, freedom only comes from white men.

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Exactly. Wow. I mean like there's such an interesting division that I find with his

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show. Like a lot of the time it's very much white identity. It's very much like implicit bias and

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like, you know, clearly racist positions. Totally. But that's white supremacist. Oh, 100%. That's

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like beyond the line. It's saying that white men are supreme. The only people who have ever

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thought freedom is worth anything. Hey, what if we weren't serfs? Only white men ever had that

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thought. It's, it's a bit, it's, it's pretty, it's, it's shocking. It's shocking to see.

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I think I should have a say in how things are run. Only white men ever considered that thought.

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Well, I mean, and the sort of, I don't know, I guess tributary kind of argument that would

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spring off that river is that any time, you know, like any time there is actual movements

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towards freedom, it's gotta be white people doing it. And the only way non-white people

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can really be involved is they just follow whatever the white people are doing. Yeah,

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they call white men in order to run their, their freedom operations. Yeah. You know,

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you know how white men often promote freedom throughout the world? You know,

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so many times we've seen white men go all across the world and just promote the fuck out of freedom.

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I think that this might be a half thought through thing of Alex's. It might be something that's more

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emotionally felt for him. Could be. It might come from the place of white supremacy that is deep

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within his white heart. I would say in his mind, the only freedom is the freedom of white men to

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do whatever it is they want. And that freedom does only come from white men. So I will give him that.

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You've made an interesting argument. So, uh, Alex has some problems with his staff. Uh, well,

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not actually. He likes the staff, but look, this guy, his longtime producer, his sister,

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she's weird. And I just told you, if you're a new listener and you think I'm joking or maybe,

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maybe you're a new listener, you think it's good. Like, oh yeah, we love ZZ Ping.

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Oh, I have a long time producer here. The oldest employee here, 17 years.

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He used to live in Minnesota. Good detail. His sister pledges allegiance to ZZ Ping.

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Does she? And is an academic. And she's main line in Minnesota. They pledge allegiance to ZZ Ping.

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That does sound right. Think I'm joking? Look at the Washington Post. Can ZZ Ping destroy

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Donald Trump to save America? Wow. Wow. This is what they do in Minnesota. Hey,

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listen, it's just mainstream. Obviously my producer's sister pledges allegiance to ZZ Ping

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because she's an academic. And if you want proof, read the Washington Post, which I assume must be

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about his sister's headline. I can't even really remember. And I definitely didn't read the article.

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Yeah, exactly. See the Washington Post. Yeah. You've got these listeners who are like in the

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middle of nowhere and Alex has just been like, yeah, trust me, academics in Minnesota, all

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pledge allegiance to ZZ. Fine. Jesus, man. It's, it's kind of like whenever you were in elementary

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school and you'd be like talking to somebody and they'd be like, yeah, I have a cousin who's in

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France and they all eat bugs. There's some sort of a weird cultural thing in another country.

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One of those things that they're lying to you because you're 12 and you are not going to go

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to France. No, it's one of those things your dad tells you. And then you tell everybody at school

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and everybody's like, no, no, you shouldn't believe anything your dad says anymore. Yeah.

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Speaking of things that dads tell you that you shouldn't believe. Alex has a little bit of a

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humdinger about his dad. Okay. So these are very dangerous people. They tried to recruit my dad.

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CIA death. Oh my dad just gave it the exact type they were looking for. Let me tell you.

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You know, there's, there's types. You can look at somebody and tell them they've been a Marine or

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an army officer. You tell somebody they look at these globalist are short, nice, friendly,

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little doctors. Usually it was for whatever reason, dark hair. That's what my dad looks like.

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And then he owed top of his class and they tried to recruit him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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wait, wait. Two of the things they're looking for are physical characteristics. They have to be short

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and have dark hair. Obviously. What the fuck are you talking? If you're looking for the Ubermensch,

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they need to be short with dark hair. I don't understand, Dan. That's what they're looking to

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do. Recruit CIA dentists who are short and have dark hair. And this is pre CIA dentistry. Uh,

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cause he was just coming out of high school. Oh, that's true. I love the idea that Alex Jones's

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dad was like, look, the globalists really wanted me cause I was short. Dark hair. They love that.

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That's a little bit, that's a little bit like, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those dating apps.

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Love short guys. It's very stupid. It's very dumb. Um, so one of the, one of the like really

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through line narrative kind of things that Alex is going on about on this episode is that, uh, Biden

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had a town hall the night prior and apparently during this town hall, he had endorsed China's

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actions in Hong Kong and also about the Uyghurs. Hmm. Here's Alex playing that clip here, ladies

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and gentlemen, is Joe Biden endorsing communist China's death camps and takeover militarily of

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Hong Kong. Just unbelievable in your face treason over the top. Just it's only to get crazier from

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here. Here it is. You know, Chinese leaders, if you know anything about Chinese history,

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it has always been the time when China has been victimized by the outer world is when they haven't

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been unified at home. So the central pro vastly overstated the central principle of Xi Jinping

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is that there must be a United tightly controlled China. And he uses his rationale for the things

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he does based on that. I point out to him, no American president can be sustained as a president

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if he doesn't reflect the values of the United States. And so the idea, I'm not going to speak

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out against what he's doing in Hong Kong, what he's doing with the Uyghurs in Western mountains

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of China and Taiwan, trying to end the one China policy by making it forceful. I said,

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and by the, he said, he, he gets it culturally. There are different norms at each country and

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they, their leaders are expected to follow. He said, he said, he said, I'm not going to

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criticize it. Like he was saying, he would criticize it. Sick, evil lawyer crap. Okay.

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So there's just not understand words. Apparently not. Yeah. There are plenty of reasons to

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critique Biden about his town hall from the other night, but this is a complete misrepresentation

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of what Biden was saying. Yeah. So Anderson Cooper asked Biden about his conversation with Xi

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and the treatment of the Uyghurs came up and Biden said, quote, we must speak up for human

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rights. It's who we are. Then there's that clip that Alex plays. And then Anderson Cooper tries

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to refocus the question saying quote, when you talk to him though, about human rights abuses,

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is that just it? Is that as far as it goes in terms of the U S or is there any actual

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repercussions for China? Biden replied quote, well, there will be repercussions for China.

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And he knows that what I'm doing is making clear that we in fact are going to continue to reassert

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our role as spokespeople for human rights at the UN and other agencies that have an impact on their

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attitude. China is trying very hard to become the world leader and get that moniker. And to be able

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to do that, they have to gain the confidence of other countries. And as long as they're engaged

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in activity that is contrary to basic human rights, it's going to be hard for them to do

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that. Biden wasn't endorsing any of the actions of the Chinese government. He was discussing a

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more nuanced approach to international relations than Trump was capable of. Alex is playing

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selectively edited clips of Biden's comments in order to make it appear that he was saying he

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supports the treatment of the Uyghur people and all this is just not true. It's a load of shit.

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It's not even in that clip. The clip is him saying, I have to respect them and their culture,

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but at the same time, I'm not going to not speak out. And he's literally saying, I'm not going to

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avoid speaking out just because I have to respect their culture. But you can take that clip and

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get like, you have just enough. You have just enough there to spin it into, he endorsed all

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this. I don't know why he left that second part in there where it is Biden saying, of course,

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I'm going to speak out about human rights abuse. Yeah. It's a little bit strange. Yeah.

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I don't know. Edit the clip better. Yeah. Well, look, the power's out. Or, I mean,

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eviler, I guess. The power's out, man. That's fair. So, you know, everyone loves that Biden

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has come out and he said that China can do whatever it wants and it's open season or

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whatever. I don't remember that, but I will accept your interpretation. You know, and he's

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not the only North American leader who has recently said such a thing. Okay. Now, who else

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recently? Oh, the prime minister of Canada said to a group of women who got really excited when

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he said it was like, it was so manly. He said, I like the communist Chinese system of total

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dictatorship. And I, I like ZZ Pink. I like total dictatorship. And the women just all were like

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squirming in their seats and just wiggling around like, like they were at a, you know, men's or

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woman's gentleman club. What do you call those? La bear guys with the bow ties, but that's all

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they're wearing. I mean, they were just giggling and snickering and hopping up and down. It's so

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sexy to have death camps. Small point. Alex is making up all that stuff about women squirming

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and being sexually excited by Trudeau's comments. That's just the product of his own pervy and very

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weird imagination. That's that clip just makes me want to be like, what is wrong with you? What's

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that's fucked up. It's an interesting question of whether he's just making that up because he

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wants the audience to think that, or if that's really his experience of watching a clip like

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that. Yeah. We know he's gross, gross, gross, very gross, gross. Yeah. But how much of it is

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like actual and how much of it is performance for the audience? Right. That part, I have no idea

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either way. It's fucked up. That's fucked up. Anyway. Also not for nothing that video that

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he's referencing, like it's, you know, it's something like recent. He's lying about the

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content of it. She's lying about the context of it. And wasn't it like two years ago, it's from

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2013. Get the fuck out of here. It's from 2013. Yeah. Was he even prime minister in 2013? No,

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he was not Dan. Nope. So with a guy like this, who's just accurate and like straight shooter

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and consistent. Yes. You might be surprised to learn. I think Alex is having some money troubles.

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Okay. Everybody around here goes, Oh, Alex, don't worry. They stole it from Trump. At least you'll

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have more listeners now that Biden's in. No, I said, no, people are going to give up and the

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center ship's going to get worse and we'll have less funds coming in. And sure as hell I was

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right again. Cause my gut's always right. I can analyze later why my gut's right, but it's always

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right. It's right. It's right. My spirit knows a lot smarter than just this gray matter. Is it?

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And it interfaces with my gray matter. And I'm telling you that, that, that, that, that you

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better get right with Jesus right now. Okay. This is a takeover, a military takeover.

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And they are going to purge the living snot out of them. They're going to kill probably a third

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of our military veterans and people. And they'll just fly over the helicopter and just bomb your

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house. I mean, that's what's going to happen. And the public will be out there like this because

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they don't want to get killed. The average American is a cowardly sack of demonic devil

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worshiping garbage. Your neighbors will watch the NFL while your ass is drug on to put in a

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FEMA camp. So some potbelly pedophile could screw your kids in front of you. Okay. It's all about

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raping you and you're going to find out now they're going to rape you and enjoy it. So just

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remember that if you want to fund this, we can stay on air. Who knows how long I would get the

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propure $50 off. Whoa. That is a, that's an ad read. Yeah. That's an ad read. Pretty impressive.

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Wow. Yeah. Wow. Holy shit. If you don't buy tied, they will rape you. Your neighbors will watch it.

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Everyone. Your neighbors will watch as your house is bombed. Yeah. If you buy an off brand detergent,

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the only way to stop it is to keep my bullshit on air. Yeah. All right. Wow. Congrats on promoting

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a dick like this, Steven Crowder. That's just so fucked up. Yeah. That's they're real human beings

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who don't need to listen to that shit. No, I would say every single human being on the planet

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doesn't need to hear this shit. God, that's so fucked. Yeah. But, uh, you know, if everybody

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didn't listen to the show said, no one would know that it's confirmed. Well it's official. Is it a

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hundred percent, a hundred percent that Satan is real. Okay. And I'm going to explain to you again,

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Satan is 1 trillion percent real. That sounds too high. And when we didn't start standing up

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for other people and our children and our old people, the hedge of protection has been lifted

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and God is going to let Satan literally annihilate us. So I hope everybody enjoys it.

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This kind of characterizes quite a bit of the show. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's kind of fitting

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and you know, like Alex is sitting in a dark studio. Of course, Satan has gotten control

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and God's going to let us be destroyed. Yeah. It thematically fits, but it's a little,

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it's a little exhausting. I dare God to let Satan kill all of us. I dare him. Man. That is,

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that is hubris. Oh, I'll do it right now. I'll do it again. You are like Icarus. I'm fine with it.

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I'll get up next to that sun. I don't give a shit. Pride comes before the fall. I will not

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join you in this. Okay. Because a trillion percent, Alex is saying, Satan's real. I mean,

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sure. You don't make up numbers like a trillion. I think you do. I think that's the exact type of

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number you make up. Well, here's some more stuff that's getting made up. Okay. I have to apologize

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to you in advance because Alex uses that word you hate discernment. Yeah. That's the one boy. See,

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he has that if he uses badly, I'm going to lose my shit. He has this discernment, right? But the

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other side has something that's kind of like a crystal ball that sort of works. Oh, a palantir,

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if you will. We have discernment through Christ. The enemy has its own sickening form of discernment

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and as a large understanding of the space time continuum,

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I was able to make long-term very accurate predictions that are almost like future

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crystal ball powers, but, but not really. And that's what you got for me crystal ball,

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but not foreseen basically most of what has already transpired. And I can tell you things

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are not going good for Satan. Wait a second. So now we're not just applying Satan as a malevolent

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force designed to torture us sent by God to fulfill his plan. Now we've got a Satan who

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also is like, God damn it guys, I need better help. Things aren't going well. Things are not

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going well right now. We're behind. We're 10 years behind. We got this shitty crystal ball.

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This crystal ball doesn't even work all the time. Why don't I get a good crystal ball? It kind of

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works, but it doesn't. So now we've got to put upon middle manager Satan. I feel like if Alex

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would just write this as a comedy show, like it would be a decent sitcom. Overworked,

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under supported devil. Yeah, but I think that's already been made. I think there was a cartoon

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made. I would almost guarantee that someone had that idea. I wouldn't be surprised. It got super

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mad about it. They're trying to launder the devil and make him acceptable to children. It's a

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cartoon. It's for kids. So Alex is in studio. He's able to broadcast. And like, I was watching

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a bit of this as it was airing. So it was live. It was happening. And do you know, the cameras

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look good. The lights look good. The only difference really is that there's no cool backdrop.

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Sure. That's about it. But he's running at half like his capabilities. And I was like, well, you

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know, bad storm makes sense. It turns out that's not why though. It turns out it's because everyone

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who works at Infowars is an idiot. So let me show you some of the history of this. And again,

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I don't have the document cam shot because most of the equipment's still down because we have

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the generators but not wired in correctly because there's so many electrical wires and systems. So

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a problem we failed, we probably won't even fix it. We'll probably just shut down. I don't think

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I'm actually capable to keep this place going much longer. I'm trying. The crew's great. But,

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you know, I'll tell you, the live crew is great, but the people that have the discipline of running

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the show are the best. But I just, I don't know anymore. I'm just being honest. So you have the

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generators. You just don't know how to plug them in or make things work. What an amazing

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like microcosm of conservative leadership of just like, well, we have the stuff because we were told

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that it's a good idea to have the stuff, but we didn't prepare and we didn't hook it up correctly.

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It turns out no one here knows how to use it. And instead of, because I hire poorly,

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instead of being able and capable and creative, I quit. Yeah. And he does talk quite a bit about

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quitting, but he's not giving up. I'm going to throw a little tantrum instead of do anything

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about it. He's not giving up, Jordan. People will say that he's giving up. He's not. He's giving in.

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But hell, Biden's so evil. He doesn't care. He stole the election. Why didn't he have to

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campaign? Why did he tell a group of people in a rally, I don't need you to win. I don't need you

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to win. I don't need you to campaign to win. And I went, look, folks, he's telling you.

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Because they're trying to demoralize us and destroy our morale. They

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think humiliating us like this will make us give up.

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Really? And you're like, well, Jones, you're talking about giving up. I'm not giving up.

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I'm giving out. Okay. Like a horse has been carrying too much too long.

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I want you to know how serious this is. You want us to go off the air?

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You want us to just shut it down? Because if people don't get serious and understand

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what's happening, I'll never sell out to the globalist. But at a certain point,

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ladies and gentlemen, there's not enough serious people around me.

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This crew in here, because they work with me and they're great. They're serious and they kick ass.

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But almost everybody else I know doesn't give a rat's ass. And once you just sit there and

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watch Netflix, some of them are pissed because the power's off. And so all I'm getting at is

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everyone needs vitamin D3. Wow. Wow. That's what he's going to get. Wow.

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I would have preferred if that Springsteen commercial was like,

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in Central America, there's a town. And if you don't want everyone to die,

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y'all better come to fucking Ford. Buy a goddamn car.

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Yeah. Or I will blow up this town. I will kill everyone in this town.

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I wrote, born in the USA, I can afford a bomb. Don't test me.

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I can afford this commercial and I can afford the bomb I'm threatening you with. Come together.

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This is, that also characterizes Alex's show. It's like, I'm quitting. Buy shit.

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Buy shit. We're all going to die unless you buy shit.

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Yeah. So to add, to make... Also, all of you are cowards

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who don't have the balls to step up and do what needs to be done.

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Like buy shit. Buy my pills.

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Yes. You cowards.

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I like the idea that there's not enough serious people around and it appears that the only way

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you can be serious is buy Alex's product. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That seems like a trap. He resents everyone he knows for

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not being dumb enough to buy his pills. Yeah. And so now the show

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turns, takes a little bit of an interesting turn.

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Okay. And that is Alex gets hungry.

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And so they're sitting in this darkened studio and they have to break out survival food.

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Oh boy.

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You know, Michael Gorman put this al dente on a hot plate in the dark about the studio.

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They have limited power here. And if it wasn't al dente, it tastes as good

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as restaurant fettuccine alfredo from preparewithalex.com.

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It's good. It's good fettuccine alfredo. Wow.

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He eats some on the show. God damn.

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All right. Yeah, it's pretty great.

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It becomes like a commercial for the survival food.

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Just have a big Thanksgiving dinner of survival food like that.

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Sitting here in the dark studio, this fettuccine alfredo is a little toothsome.

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It's good. Yeah.

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So now compounding my issues with what is working there and what is not.

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Sure. Alex takes phone calls.

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Okay. How are your phone lines all working?

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Sure.

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You can just take live phone calls?

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Yeah, of course. Come on.

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I don't know what... I don't know. It's very strange.

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They have an old rotary phone. You don't need power for that shit. You just connect it.

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They might have not been able to plug in the thing that blocks really scary callers.

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Oh, that's not good.

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Because the first caller is a prophet.

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Uh oh.

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What's it going to take for the people of this country to wake up?

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Your nation is judged and you have been found wanting.

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And I've got information for you, Alex, that is imperative.

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I can't get into it over the line, but I'm going to tell you right now

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that there are 360 million lives at stake right now.

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And all I'm asking for you is 15 minutes of your time.

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If I give you this information and you hear it, you'll know it's the truth.

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And it's going to answer a lot of questions that you have had,

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that you have not been able to get answers to.

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I'm a man of God. I'm a prophet of God.

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All right, brother, listen, I'll get your info.

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But I mean, here's the deal. Everybody always used to talk to me privately.

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I don't know why we can't. You got a point to make it on air.

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But I hear you. I think this is his judgment.

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I'm not talking to you out there. I'm not giving you 15 minutes.

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Excuse me, excuse me, sir. No.

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Hey, it's fun when I yell about how I'm a prophet and millions are going to die.

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Yeah, you sound silly because I'm the star of the show.

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Yeah, you're just a guy calling in.

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Just a guy calling in. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's what kind of like hit my ear really weird is like,

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how is that any different than the stuff Alex says?

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It's not really.

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I'm always blown away by how local everyone is.

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Like 360 million lives are at stake.

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The globe is interconnected.

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I get that you guys want there to be nationalism and shit,

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but even in that world, the globe is interconnected.

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If 360 million people died, the entire world would be fucked up.

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I don't think he was saying that it's all just the United States.

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Sure.

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It could be all over the place.

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Oh, okay.

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All right.

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Anyway, I don't know.

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Look, this prophet, not a great call. It doesn't go well.

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Alex gets another call from a guy.

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I'm not going to play this because it's, who cares?

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The caller is just, he wants to plug the Philadelphia Church of God.

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Sure.

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Which I looked into.

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The Philadelphia.

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That's a church that was founded on the teachings of Herbert Armstrong,

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which is a guy who's a noted preacher of British Israelism.

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Sure.

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That church was started by a guy named Gerald Flurry,

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who thinks he's a prophet and that Trump was a God-ordained ruler.

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That'll happen.

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So he calls in to promote that and Alex is like,

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I love watching preachers.

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Who cares?

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Anyway, Alex gets to, this is an interesting thing that came up.

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Sure.

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Alex believes in weather weapons.

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He believes that the globalists can control all this stuff.

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Naturally.

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And so he has this sort of complicated position he's presenting that is,

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did the globalists do this?

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Yes.

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No.

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What?

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Could they have?

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Yes.

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Is it wrong for me to ask questions?

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No.

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So it's strange.

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All right.

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It's strange.

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And then wouldn't you know it?

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He has all of the evidence to prove that they can do all this.

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Sure.

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Use storms as weapons and everything.

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Yeah, of course, of course.

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He just can't find it.

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Ooh, bad luck.

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Bad luck for us, Dan.

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It was 20 years ago or so that I got a contact from the Air Force and they said the director

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of heart, the civilian head, would like to come on the show because he heard General

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Benton K. Parton, the military head of heart, previously on your show, talk about it.

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And sure enough, there was an Air Force colonel on the line.

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They put the civilian head of it on.

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I look up, it's the real guy.

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He came on about a week after the Air Force called me, but when he admitted that they

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could control the weather, they could actually ignite the upper atmosphere on fire and steer

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the the Arctic blast south if they wanted to.

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The Air Force guy got real mad, got on the line and said the interview is over during

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the break and hung up on me.

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And I've never been able to find that interview.

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It was a big interview.

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It was so big.

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We lost it.

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And just so things.

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Yeah, it's a real bizarre thing.

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So big we couldn't find it or keep it.

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And I've never been able to find it.

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Damnedest thing.

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Bummer.

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Because that would have proved everything.

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Well, not everything, but it would have proven something.

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Would have proved a lot.

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Yeah.

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Oh boy.

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I'll wait for him to produce this.

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Yeah.

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Any time now.

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I'm not going to wait.

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No, any day now.

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So we know from listening to this episode that the Alfredo, if Zimmerman hadn't cooked

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it al dente.

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Amazing.

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Would be fantastic.

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Amazing.

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Uh, Alex eats some more survival food.

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And I called him this morning.

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Speaking of the devil, there's probably some macaroni and cheese.

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Thank you, sir.

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Speak of the devil.

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They, um, there's probably some macaroni and cheese.

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You are not going to eat that.

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They're going to give you an additional 10% off.

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They weren't going to do specials for a long time.

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We'll get back to this here in a second.

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But this either implies that Alex is just doing this to be on camera eating the food.

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Sounds like it.

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Or they don't have filling portions.

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I don't know.

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Survival, Dan.

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Not, not like thriving.

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No, Alex makes a big deal out of how this company is different than the others because

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it's 2000 calories.

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Sure.

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That's the other ones are like 1000 calories.

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That's fair.

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They hadn't done sales in years.

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They had a bunch of sales last year.

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This is a huge deal.

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We knew it was coming.

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The price of food could not last as this low rate for much longer.

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And now even major brands like Kraft Heinz, ConAgra are announcing plans to start passing

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the soaring food cost on to you.

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Oh, no.

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Millions of Americans nationwide becoming aware of the impact of the global pandemic

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and lockdown and four statewide outages to our power grid.

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There has never been a better time to stock up on terrible food while you still can.

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In response to these outages, we are leading to food lines in Texas.

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Again, I didn't write this.

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I talked to the crew about 30 minutes ago and I said, please write this up.

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And I guess this was written hastily, so I can't really even understand this.

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But let me just tell you this, ladies and gentlemen, you need to get prepared now with

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all the craziness that's going on.

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How are they supposed to write that up in the dark while they're cooking you food?

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What an asshole.

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What a fucking asshole.

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He handled it better than O'Reilly though.

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They're like, fuck, we're doing it live.

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Yeah, that's fair.

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That's because he's always doing it live.

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This isn't new.

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This is a daily occurrence for him.

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I was like, this sentence does not work.

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All right, fuck it.

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I can't read this.

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Did he crumple it up to?

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What an asshole.

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That's an homage to Rush.

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Okay.

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Paper crinkling noises.

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All right, Jesus.

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Homage to Rush.

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So yeah, we have one last clip here and Alex takes another call from a guy and unfortunately

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in the process reveals that he knows literally nothing about the power situation in Texas.

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Sure.

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Jeff, first time caller from Arkansas.

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Now you've had power allergies there as well.

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There's ERCOTs all over the country.

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What does ERCOT stand for?

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What does the T stand for in ERCOT?

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Dan, I think the T stands for Teveryware.

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Teveryware.

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It's everywhere.

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Texas.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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The Electric Reliability Council of Texas.

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ERCOT is everywhere.

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ERCOT is everywhere.

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It's defined by not being everywhere.

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No, no, no.

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So there's the power consortium on the West Coast and then on the East Coast and then

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Texas is everywhere.

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So I would say that whenever you hear somebody say something like that, it would tend to

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imply that they know nothing about the issue.

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They don't know anything about the structure, the infrastructure, the way the power is

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disseminated around the state.

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You could strongly infer that.

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Oh, yes.

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Yeah.

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And so whenever Alex tries to sum up his feelings about the storm and the electricity issues

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like this, just go ahead and toss it out like he did that badly written copy.

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Yeah.

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They did this on purpose.

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I have family.

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They used to run power plants.

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One of them is dead now, but I've got family.

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I'm not going to get into it because they don't want me to.

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But I called them in Houston and I called others and they said 100% this is all fake

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to jack up prices.

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This means nothing.

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He's literally just saying nothing in order to make more interesting stories for his audience

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to have than, hey, poorly managed statewide.

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What else has your family done?

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Has his family done everything?

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They did Iran-Contra.

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Yeah.

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No kidding.

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Everybody.

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Yeah.

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But at a certain point now, everybody's done Iran-Contra.

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Everyone on the right did Iran-Contra.

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Everyone was like, everyone's proud of being part of it.

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I was part of Iran-Contra.

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You know, a good thing.

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Yeah.

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Me and Ollie.

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Yeah.

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He used to fuck around.

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It was a good time.

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Yeah.

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I don't know.

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This is all very stupid.

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I did find this a little more interesting than some shows recently.

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Sure.

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And I think one of the reasons is there's at least what appears to be a shift happening.

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And maybe I'm just tricked by the fact that the studio was pitch black.

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I think there is a little bit of that.

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Just like, oh, this is at least novel.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And it's obviously, there's no reason to do this.

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You could have just taken the day off.

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Could have taken the day off.

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There's no reason to come into the studio.

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Even if you have power, you could say you don't.

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But it's to eat survival food on air or to try and get some money coming through.

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Yeah.

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Now's a great time to sell survival food.

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You know what I want to do?

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And that's shipped from somewhere else.

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So it's something that he can still deliver.

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Whereas all the stuff in the warehouse, he doesn't have power to the warehouse.

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He can't deliver anything for at least a week at back orders.

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What a fucking asshole.

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Yeah.

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Using an emergency as a prop to sell shit is maybe one of the worst things you can do.

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And something he does regularly.

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Yep.

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God, fuck that guy.

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Yeah.

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So also, I think just to bring this back into really sharp focus, number one.

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You gotta wash that ass.

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True.

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Number two, Alex Jones very clearly was demonstrating some explicit white supremacy on this show.

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To levels that he rarely touches.

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There's some things that are usually kind of implied sometimes.

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But that idea that he has, that freedom over human history has only sprung forth from white men.

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It's pretty clearly indicative of like,

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oh, this is behind a lot of your other beliefs that you try to masquerade as not racist.

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Yeah.

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The only conclusion you can draw is that white men are better than other people.

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That's it.

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Pretty clear.

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That's the only thing you can take.

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From his thinking.

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Yeah.

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So you take that and you really have it in sharp contrast with people like Steven Crowder

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trying to whitewash his presentation.

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And him trying to whitewash the world.

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Yeah.

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Just everybody is disgraceful.

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Disgraceful.

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That's really the feeling that I have.

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Steven Crowder, I don't know how good the money is,

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but just know that this is what you're doing.

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You're trying to mainstream and normalize this guy to your infantile audience

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who think pee-pee jokes are funny.

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Yeah.

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And what's behind it is a guy who thinks that freedom only comes from white people.

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Right.

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So, oh, white males, excuse me.

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I don't think the money's that good.

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I've stopped thinking the money's that good.

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And here's why.

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Here's why.

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I'll tell you why.

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Because I was reading about this Ted Cruz thing.

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And in the text messages, they point out that the room fee per night is $309.

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And they were like, that's a good room rate.

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If you are Ted Cruz selling out literally the survival of the human race for corporations,

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shouldn't you not have to worry about what your hotel room costs?

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I'm telling you, it's cheaper to buy corrupt people than it should be.

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I don't know.

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I mean, you don't stay comfortably selling out the human race

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if you don't keep up on room rates.

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Yeah, that's fair.

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Yeah.

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That's fair.

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Rich people don't spend money.

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They keep it down.

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Exactly.

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I don't know.

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It's tough for me to say.

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All that stuff is so shrouded in obscurity that I really have no idea.

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But no matter what the price, it's just, this is what you're doing.

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Stop trying to pretend you're doing something else.

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Yep, yep.

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Hey, Steven Crowder, you are spreading white nationalism.

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The end.

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I think it's that.

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And I think you could be even more direct with it.

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What you're doing is actively trying to pretend that this white supremacy

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that is celebrated and disseminated by Alex isn't that.

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That's not what this is.

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And by doing that, you're trying to trick your young audience

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into believing that something that is hate isn't hate.

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Yeah.

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And that, I mean, gross.

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No, it's him having a KKK member and being like,

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see, he's not wearing the robe, so it's fine.

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His problem is really with the state.

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Yeah, exactly.

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He doesn't like the state encroaching upon whiteness.

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And I don't understand why that's a problem.

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Yeah, he doesn't like the state telling him where he can and can't burn things.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Oh, I can't burn it on somebody's yard.

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I thought this was America.

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This is, yeah, and I resent that quite a bit.

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And I also resent that I can't get myself to just cover his episode.

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Because it is behind a paywall and I'm not going to breach that.

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Yep.

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God damn ethics, Stan.

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Oh, well.

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Looks like I believe in their principles more than they do.

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Our problem is believing in reality.

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Anyway, we'll be back, Jordan.

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But until then, we have a website.

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We do have a website.

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It's knowledgefight.com.

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Yes, we're also on, what is it called?

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I believe it's called Twitter.

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That's right.

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It's at knowledge underscore fight and I go to bed, Jordan.

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Yep, we're also on Facebook.

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We are on Facebook.

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Will you tell the shots?

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If you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area

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to help out people who are still doing God's work.

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Yep, we'll be back.

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But until then, I'm Neo.

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I'm Leo.

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I'm DZX.

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Clark.

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I'm Darrell Rundis.

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You got to wash that ass.

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Words of wisdom.

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Andy in Kansas.

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You're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.