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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying, we are the bad guys.

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It's time to pray.

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Andy and.

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Andy and.

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Enough knowledge fight dot com.

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I love you.

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Hey, everybody.

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Welcome back knowledge fight.

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I'm Dan Jordan.

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It's around technology beverages and talk just a little bit about Alex skill.

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Oh, indeed.

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We are Dan Jordan.

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Jordan.

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Question for you.

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What the price for today?

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Well, Jordan.

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Yes, sir.

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I have idea I've been noticing a bit of stagnation on Alex's part.

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And I feel like because we're a show that talks about Alex and, you know, we kind of

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have to just go along with whatever he does, a lot of the times it leads to our content

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maybe feeling a little stagnant too.

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Because if the source material is iffy, then, I mean, you know, if it's A-A-A-A, you know,

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the same thing over and over again, it leads us into a situation where like, well, if we're

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covering a repetitive thing, sometimes it could tend to get repetitive.

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Sure.

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And so I was trying to brainstorm and think about ways around this.

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And one of the things that I considered was, you know, murder.

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You nailed it.

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Damn it.

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No.

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Oh, okay.

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I was thinking about like things that we did in the past that maybe we could do again to

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try and liven things up.

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Juice it and we get that juice.

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Right.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And if we can't do that with Alex, we'll do it without him.

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Yeah.

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And.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So in that spirit, you don't even know this.

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I don't even know this.

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I would like to announce that we have a phone number again.

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No.

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God.

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Yep.

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Didn't we, don't we always, didn't we always have a phone number, we just never checked

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it?

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No.

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Back then I couldn't afford it anymore.

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Oh, that's right.

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Back then we were doing so terribly financially that I couldn't afford the Skype number.

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So neon nips went away.

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I enjoy our measurement of success now is we can afford a phone line.

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It's $50 for a year and I couldn't afford it back then.

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But you know, there's a lot of things in terms of this show that I would like to be able

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to do more of, which is, you know, including some perspectives of folks outside of you

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and I.

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Of course, of course.

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We are both, you know, cis white men and if there are people who have other lived experiences,

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I would love for their voices to be able to be heard on the show.

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But at the same time, there is not really room for guests on this show.

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It is tough.

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It's kind of like we're trapped here and bringing anyone else in isn't fair or right.

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It's like, you know how sometimes somebody's on one of those shows and they're like, obviously

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they've never listened to the show before and everybody's like, okay, you're not caught

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up.

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That would be like our show, but you have to listen to 450 episodes to get caught up.

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And then I just dread the idea of sitting next to somebody and then being like, why

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do you do this?

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And me being like, I don't know.

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I don't have an answer.

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Why does anyone listen to this?

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Can't tell you.

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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So the other voices than ours are something that I've always wanted to be able to incorporate

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better.

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But one of the things that I always thought was kind of difficult about that was the idea

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of someone writing in and us reading.

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Sure.

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I don't know.

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Sure.

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But then also some people just like probably to make some dumb jokes and I'm fine with

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that too.

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Yeah, that'll happen.

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So if people want to call and leave voicemails, our new phone number is one for the country

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code.

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Yes.

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The United States of America.

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No, we got that.

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773.

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Got a Chicago area code.

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That's Chicago.

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All day.

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All day, every day.

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It's really difficult to get things that spell out words.

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Yeah, that's tough.

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So I had to go through a lot of phone numbers trying to put them into anagram discoverers.

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You had a great day playing Boggle.

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And I wish that I was a child because I found a phone number that was 773-UP-PENIS.

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Ooh, Dan.

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I can't do it.

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Dan.

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I can't do it.

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Dan.

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Dan.

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Dan is a penis.

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Now that I can't say no to.

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I can't do it.

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Us penis, not me.

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Us penis pen.

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If I was a child, perhaps one of the other phone numbers that was in the running was

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Alpsbro.

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Alpsbro?

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Yeah, he's like a mountain guy.

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I don't like Alpsbro.

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And what we've landed on is 773-TAT GUYS because we both have tattoos.

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We do both have tattoos.

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T.A.T GUYS.

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Oh, God.

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So now my sign-on on every episode is going to be,

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Hello, welcome to the show, we're the Tat Guys.

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Get out of here. No, you're fired. You're fired.

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Now my answer is murder. That's the situation.

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So yeah, if you're out there listening and you're thinking

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that you'd like to leave a message,

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I can't promise that we'll play all of them on the show

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given that there may be a bunch.

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I have no idea how many people will call and leave messages,

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but you are welcome to do that there.

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Where we get into trouble is the, then we're like,

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we gotta go, we gotta listen to some voicemails.

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So then we do our show and we're like,

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oh, we didn't have time to get to voicemails today.

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We're turning into our own worst nightmare.

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Maybe that'll be our running bet.

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That'll be great.

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All right, so I got us a phone number.

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What's your bright spot?

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All right, Tat Bros.

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I also got us a phone number.

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This is very much a...

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Tat Guys.

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Don't confuse people.

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That's what I'm saying, I got Tat Bros.

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This is a O. Henry-like situation, Dan.

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Oh, no.

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We got, it's a gift of the magi circumstance.

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No, you'd have to have some sort of a gift for me

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that gets rid of a phone number,

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or taking away people's phones.

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I ended electricity, Dan.

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Oh, okay.

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That would be a gift.

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That would be a gift.

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No, it wouldn't.

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No, the new album by Washed Out is fantastic.

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Okay.

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It's really, really good.

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I had the chance to, I think it came out last Friday

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and I had a chance to do a real deep listen today.

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Fantastic album.

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Really great.

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Do you know who Washed Out is?

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No.

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Yeah, I didn't think so.

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Nope.

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It's like Chillwave.

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Okay.

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It's that kind of, okay.

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Let me give you an idea of what it sounds like.

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Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

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Okay, Keanu Reeves just had a bad situation happen

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in his life.

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Sure.

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He's on a bus or he's walking.

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Mm-hmm.

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Looking into the middle distance,

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some Washed Out starts playing.

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What era Keanu Reeves?

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Like, current Keanu Reeves or like Sweet November?

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2005.

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Okay, so a little bit after Sweet November.

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Exactly.

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Yes, yeah, yeah.

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Post-Matrix, pre-other good things.

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Okay.

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Mm-hmm.

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When he was in the lost days.

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Mm-hmm.

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And then you get to the bridge.

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When did the walk in the clouds come out?

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Then you get to the bridge and he makes a decision

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and then the same song is playing,

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but he's moved on with his life and everybody's happy again.

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Okay.

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It's the same song.

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That doesn't help me.

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I'll check them out.

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All right.

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If it's good, I'll enjoy it.

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You'll listen to it and understand what I'm saying.

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Perhaps.

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Immediately.

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So, Jordan, today we got an episode to go over.

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Interesting stuff somewhat.

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There's something really funny at the end, so get excited for that.

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We're going to be covering the period of August 7th to 9th, 2020.

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I'm Dan.

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I'm a chat guy and this is 2020.

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This is just going to get so long.

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By the end of 2020, it's going to be an hour-long intro.

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It may be.

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So, yeah, we got the weekend to go over.

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Alex did a show on Saturday, Sunday,

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so we got that business to go over.

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Gotcha.

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But before we do that, let's take a little moment to say thank you to some folks who

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signed up and are supporting the show.

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Oh, that'd be great.

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So, first, Greg G.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thanks, Greg.

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Thank you.

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Next, Ollie.

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That's O-L-I-E.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thanks, Ollie.

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Thank you.

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Next, Chris R.

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That's K-R-I-S.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thanks, Chris.

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Thank you.

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Next, Bob.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you, Bob.

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Next, Andrew S.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you, Andrew.

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Thank you.

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Next, Jonathan T. Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much, Jonathan T. Thomas, I don't know.

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Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

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Yeah.

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Guy from Man of the House and Tool Time.

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There you go.

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What was that show?

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Home Improvement.

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Home Improvement.

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Yeah.

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Crazy Blank.

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Yeah.

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Thanks, William D.

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Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thanks, William.

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No one on Home Improvement now, really?

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I got nobody on.

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Was that the neighbor?

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Yeah, probably.

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Next, George W. Thank you so much.

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You are now a policy wonk.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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That one should be easier.

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Nope, nope, nope.

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Should be easier for you.

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Nope, nope.

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Refused.

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Thank you so much, George.

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Thank you very much, George.

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If you are there listening and you're thinking,

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hey, I enjoy the show.

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I'd like to support with these gents.

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You can do that by going to our website, knowledgefights.com, clicking the button that says support

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the show.

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Or you could take that generosity, lay it down on a pan, cover it in marinara, a little

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bit of mozzarella.

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Are we making a charity lasagna?

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Making a pizza and then you're going to deliver it under 30 minutes to a charity in your area,

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help people in need.

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A wise man said, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

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Is that Splinter from the Ninja Turtles?

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No, that's Michelangelo from the Ninja Turtles.

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Okay.

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I couldn't remember if that was one of the times that Splinter made a funny.

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I believe there's at least three.

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I don't remember.

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I haven't seen those movies in a long time.

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So, Jordan, we're going to get onto this episode, but before we do, we have a little bit further

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business to go over.

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Right.

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And that is to take a little peek into the mailbag Z.

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All right.

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This is from Charles W. Okay.

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I'd like to thank him and also say I'm scared because he sent a 12 pack of these.

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A 12 pack?

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Yes.

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Oh, boy.

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One flavor.

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These are birch tree water seltzers.

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Okay.

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This is tree water, my friend.

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Tree water?

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Yes.

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Sap.

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Birch tree water and in parenthesis sap as though-

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I think sap's just the name.

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Like the brand.

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No, I think it means sap.

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I don't think it's sap.

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Okay.

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You don't cork a tree and then get water out of it.

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Why not?

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Because that's not what comes out.

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Maybe it is.

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I don't know.

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What's the point of dreams?

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I'm not a fucking Arboreum guy.

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Whatever.

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Arboreum guy?

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Arboreum guy?

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Right.

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Okay.

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Arboreum guy.

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Our other phone number.

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So, yeah.

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This is also dovetailing into the year of the-

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Seltzer.

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All right.

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So, yeah.

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Strawberry habanero is the flavor, which is a little bit terrifying, but I'm excited to

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give it a try.

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You want to-

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It smells pretty good.

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It smells pretty good.

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I'm going to have a taste myself here.

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All right.

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That's not spicy.

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No.

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That's just good.

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Yeah.

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That's good.

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I'm not even positive I get any habanero from that.

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I don't get any habanero.

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I'm noticing something with seltzers and that is that the level to which they're fizzy varies

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greatly.

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Yeah.

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That sounds right.

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Most of them that I've had that are really good tend to have the very light fizziness.

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Yeah.

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I don't like a lot of fizz.

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And then the ones that you get, the mainstream seltzers, the La Croix's, the Polar Grape,

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but those are more fizzy.

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Those are the ones that... Those are your everyday seltzers.

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Right.

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Right.

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Right.

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The ones that are more along the lines of some of the classier ones.

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Speaking of which, I've tried those Sanzos that got sent to us and I got to say mind

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blowing.

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Mind blowing.

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Well, only in the sense that the calamansi was one of the flavors.

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I've heard of a calamansi before.

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The other two flavors were lychee and mango, which were like kind of... I've had lychee

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when I was younger.

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I know the flavor-ish.

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You get the gist.

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I know what a fucking mango is.

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You know what a mango is.

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I don't know what a calamansi is.

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It's like a thing.

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It's like a melon.

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You don't know what a fucking calamansi is.

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It's a melon.

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Is it?

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I think I literally- Gun to your head.

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What's a calamansi?

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I genuinely think I just saw this on a cooking show two hours ago.

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I don't think you did.

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I don't think it's a melon.

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I have no idea.

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I have no idea.

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I didn't look it up, but it's great.

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81 out of 100 for the calamansi.

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81 out of 100.

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Yep.

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Spectacular.

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Damn.

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I'm going to give this sap a high score.

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I think this sap is really good.

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I might too.

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I need to sit with it for a little while, though I need to think on it.

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It tastes pretty good, though.

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Thank you so much, Charles.

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Yes.

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Thank you very much, Charles.

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All right, Jordan.

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Let's get down to business.

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Yes, sir.

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This episode on the 7th sucks.

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August 7th is utter trash.

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It doesn't belong on the air.

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It is pointless.

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Most of it is just Alex rambling about how Trump had come out and said, this might be

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the last time you see me.

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Sure.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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Great.

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And Alex has decided that this is Trump raising the bat signal.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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And the first half hour of his fucking show is about that.

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So I have a lot of enemies out there.

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This may be the last time you'll see me for a while.

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A lot of very, very rich enemies, but they are not happy with what I'm doing.

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But I figure we have one chance to do it and no other president's going to do what I do.

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No other president would do a favored nations, a rebate, a buy from other nations at much

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less cost.

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Nobody.

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And there are a lot of unhappy people.

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And they're very rich people.

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And they're very unhappy.

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So he's telling you, we got one shot to save the country.

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They may kill me.

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Then I've got a stack of news here where they're saying, we're going to kill him.

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We're going to remove him.

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We're going to use the military on him.

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And if the cabinet doesn't go along with it, we're going to put them in prison.

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None of those articles say what Alex says they do, but, uh, it's a, it, it, this is

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huge for Alex.

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It's most of his attention is on this shit ton of lies in a very short span of time.

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Apparently that was him announcing that he was going to die soon.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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I heard a really weird dude say something weird.

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Yeah.

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That's what I heard.

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I heard a creepy old man lie to my face about bullshit.

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Yeah.

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Um, so that takes up a lot of Alex's attention and I find it incredibly boring and I don't

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care.

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Um, it will be used in order to escalate.

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Like you've got to do something kind of talk, obviously, but coming for him.

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Yeah.

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But it's not, uh, it's not organic in the beginnings of, uh, on the seventh at least.

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Remember when Roger Stone got polonium poisoning a couple of times?

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I think we're right about there.

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Oh no.

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They tried to T-bone him too.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Um, so, uh, the other thing that's on Alex's mind is this New York attorney general of

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course, who is a filed suit against the NRA and some of the leadership of the NRA.

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Right.

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Alex happens to be friends with the creepiest weirdo, gross asshole monster who's involved

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with the NRA.

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That's Ted Nugent.

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Yeah.

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And so he has Ted Nugent come on and talk about it.

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Oh, I believe that the, uh, attacks on the NRA are the attacks on freedom by freedom

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haters.

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And we all see and know who they are right now is the time to give away NRA memberships

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to everybody, you know, because if it drives the freedom haters, that baddie let's make

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them go crazy by getting more and how do I do that?

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I'm going to buy 100 memberships today.

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I pledge 100 memberships today.

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How do I call?

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Do I call?

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How does the NRA do that?

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So then, uh, uh, Nugent plugs his website where people can buy, of course, I mean, like,

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I don't know.

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I get that the problem here was that the NRA was taking people's money and then using it

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on themselves.

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Yeah.

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So by doing this, you're just essentially like, that's the pro no, that's not the way

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to protest.

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So the problem is financial malfeasance and I really think that the solution is flooding

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them with a bunch more money.

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I just can't think of any other way to solve this problem.

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Yeah.

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Cool.

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Oh boy.

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Cool.

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That's good.

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America's smart.

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Yep.

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So Alex gets into complaining about generals, uh, talking shit about Trump.

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Right.

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Like, uh, there was a one of them, uh, who, uh, was along for the photo shoot outside

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of the white house.

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They went to the church.

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Yeah.

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Trump held the Bible weird and they beat up a bunch of protesters.

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Yeah.

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It was a good time.

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And afterwards he's like, I shouldn't have done that.

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Uh, Alex isn't happy about that dude.

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Um, he's complaining about these generals a little bit and then he takes a harsh pivot

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real weird.

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Okay.

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I said to you weeks before, I said, if the sec deaf and the chairman and other starts

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shooting off their mouths against El Presidente, that means they're signaling to the big boys.

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The big powerful globalist sold us out that they're 12.

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They want to keep that $10 million job they got coming when they leave office.

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They want to keep all those deals.

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They want to sell us out of the shy comms cause they're wimps.

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They might've been tough back when they were in Vietnam or when they were green Berets,

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but they ain't tough no more cause they get a little thing in the mail.

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Hey, general Millie or whoever we know about your mistress that lives a mile from your

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house.

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Oh, well, I guess what, Millie?

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We know about it too, buddy boy, I'm going to burn down Oprah Winfrey politically and

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you down before I'm done and I don't care what you do to me.

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I'll burn every one of you.

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So just go ahead and punch your button up and send some illegal team to kill me.

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I don't give a fricking hell because there are some people in this country that aren't

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cowardly scum like you.

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Oprah Winfrey is a pedophile.

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Oprah Winfrey likes girls, 12, 13, 14, 15 year olds.

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She hangs out with Jeffrey Epstein.

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Well, not anymore, but no one hangs out with says you.

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Well, apparently Steve Pachannik does believe alive.

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Yeah.

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Um, yeah, so that was a weird pivot into, uh, from the generals into yelling about Oprah.

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Yeah.

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But, uh, Alex has been, uh, talking about Oprah a bit lately, not like in any depth,

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but we're still doing Oprah.

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Is that a thing we're still doing?

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He is doing, uh, well, it's been like over the last couple of days before this, he brought

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her up a couple of times, like, man, I don't complain about her as much as I used to kind

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of thing.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Almost nostalgic.

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Yeah.

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I took notice of it, but I was like, what is it?

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Why?

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You're just like, I used to complain about her a lot.

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Now I don't.

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Okay.

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Well, I guess we're getting back into it.

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Yeah.

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I mean, that's like he could, he could randomly pick a day to criticize Whoopi Goldberg again

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because there are two things that they have in common that he hates.

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True.

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Yeah.

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Well, I mean, he does complain about her, but usually more Joy Behar when it comes to

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the view because Alex claims that Joy Behar tried to have sex with him when he went on

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the view and, uh, whatever.

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All right.

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I thought he just loved Sister Act so much.

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Nope.

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Okay.

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Uh, so, uh, this, this is the last clip that I have from the seventh because like I said,

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it is a garbage show.

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And uh, when he announced this guest, I was like, no, we got Dr. Andrew Wakefield joining

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us huge developments on forced inoculation that are now all out in the open.

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So yeah, he's got Andrew Wakefield coming on to talk shit about vaccine free.

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I feel like we should, he should be in jail for something for something.

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Well, I mean he had Dell big tree on like a couple, like a, just a couple of days before

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the two of them are associates.

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It's clearly some sort of a coordinated, uh, VAX campaign that's going on.

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And to quite frankly, I didn't actually look into this, I probably should have, but, uh,

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so I don't know if big tree has any association with it.

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Um, but Andrew Wakefield's kind of promoting a new film he's putting out.

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And so, I mean, Andrew Wakefield and Dell big tree work together on faxed.

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So like, I, that's the only reason I'm like, well, maybe that is actually like they're

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related in this.

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I'm going to look that up.

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Do it.

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I just checked on IMDB.

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I have no idea.

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There's not even a page for this documentary yet, quote unquote documentary.

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So anyway, yeah.

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Andrew Wakefield's on.

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I just don't care.

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I do not have a time, uh, real respect for his opinions.

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We've already talked about him in the past.

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I think somebody who's done that much damage in his life should not be allowed to just

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be on the radio.

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It's a mess.

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You know?

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Yeah.

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So, uh, we get to the eighth Saturday Alex comes in for an emergency broadcast and here's

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how he sets things up.

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We're going to be commercial free for the next two hours going out on our TV and radio

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satellites, but I know hundreds of thousands of people tuning in right now, Alex leaves

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an hour and a half into this half hour of special reports.

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Oh man.

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So a real quick, just a little bit of a content warning, uh, some, uh, talk about, uh, child

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abuse and those sorts of issues coming up.

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So if you're sensitive about those things, uh, please tread carefully.

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Alex has decided that he's going to do most of this Saturday show about Oprah Winfrey

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and a particular, sorry, hold on one second.

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What did you just say?

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Yeah.

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It's mostly about Oprah Winfrey.

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Um, and it's about a particular miss, uh, uh, uh, representation that he's making that

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is monstrous and, uh, really disgusting.

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When I was reading about Oprah Winfrey and all the reports that have come out over the

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years of her and not just being a lesbian, we're not judging her for that.

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Sounds like what I had behind that.

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But her being an underage girls, well, then you have her hanging out with Harvey Weinstein,

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best friends with him.

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You ever hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein, you ever hanging out with Bill and Melinda

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Gates at Harvey Weinstein's and at Jeffrey Epstein's and you have now people are digging

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into all the weird speeches she's given.

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Hold onto your horses here on play in a moment, you get a car with her saying children enjoy

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being molested.

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So this is a real gross misrepresentation of what she was saying.

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This is part of an interview that she did, uh, in September, 2019 with three, uh, of

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the now adults who have accused Michael Jackson of sexual abuse.

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Sure.

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So they're, they're having this, uh, this, uh, interview and it's in the context of the

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difficulty that survivors of abuse have, uh, surrounding their memories about it and physical

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sensations can feel good that you experience, even though it's a victimization, you don't

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have the language to understand that at the time.

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Right.

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So, uh, a part of the conversation, uh, that she's having of, um, the, the, the victimizer

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will make the person that they are victimizing feel good.

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Yes.

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Like the attention and the grooming behaviors are designed in order to make you feel good,

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which makes it very difficult as you get older to put things into the proper context as you,

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you grow and you heal.

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It's honestly monstrous, like I have no words for how disgusting this is for Alex for a

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number of reasons.

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I mean, one of them is that Alex yells about like Hollywood abusers all the time.

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And this is Oprah giving a platform to people who have accused someone in Hollywood, someone

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very powerful in Hollywood of abuse.

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So why is he, well, I mean, he just doesn't want to seed the ground or something or it's

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because it invalidates his entire argument about everybody.

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But him and Trump being, uh, uh, into abusing children.

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I mean, and now you can, you can deny the argument or you can go headlong into it and

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just fucking attack it from the front.

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You know, like of course that's, that's, but she's talking to victims.

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They're giving them a platform that Alex doesn't fucking do at all.

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He's a monster and she's, I mean, I, I don't, I don't know, trying or something, you know,

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so you can either be like, nah, she's faking it and doing all of this stuff and all that.

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Or you can just go straight on and not even just, just like, fuck it.

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She's doing it.

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Yeah.

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You can take the little clip that makes it sound like she's encouraging abusing children

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or some shit and it's just, it's disgusting and I find it abhorrent.

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And it's a lot of this episode, the Saturday is a lot of this.

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That's fucked.

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And that makes me like really not want to cover it because it's, you know, it's beyond

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the pale for me.

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Like I just, it's, there is a line and this is, this is about where it's at for me.

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And the other thing that's really fucked up is like Milo Yiannopoulos literally said those

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things on Rogan's podcast.

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How did it go?

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It went bad for his career, but he was on Alex's show on March 12th of this year.

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That's cruel.

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I hate this guy.

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That's cruel.

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Fuckin' hate this guy.

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It's cruel.

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It's cruel.

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Yeah.

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So that makes it really shitty when Alex says stuff like this because I mean, it's just

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an outright lie.

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We're going to destroy Oprah Winfrey cause she deserves it.

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She's a dirty pedophile supporter bare minimum.

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And we're going to go after everybody here and we're going to take the gloves off.

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And like my buddy said, Rob, we're going to take, put the brass knuckles on.

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So the day I said during the break, I said, I'm taking the gloves off and he said, and

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then you need to put the brass knuckles on.

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And that's right.

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We're at a point now where I'm not just going to sit here and fight you with my bare fist.

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I'm going to put the brass knuckles on.

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That doesn't mean I'm going to exaggerate or I'm going to lie.

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But it means when I hit you, I'm going to hit you to break your ribs and break your

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jaw and knock your eyes out of your teeth to put your ass on the ground.

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It does mean you're going to exaggerate and lie, but that's not even brass knuckles.

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That's just doing anything.

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You can't not exaggerate and lie.

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Yeah.

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That's your life.

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Yeah.

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It's your daily, you wake up in the morning.

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It's your fucking bully talk nonsense.

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We'll put on brass knuckles.

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Fuck you.

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What could you puff your chest up a little bit for me?

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I think the problem was he's going too small.

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Yeah.

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Real small.

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I need bigger out of him, you know?

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So Alex, you know, he's in this space where the globalists are making their move.

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They're about to take out all the Patriots and all that.

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And Alex kind of realizes, if you listen to this clip, it's pretty clear that he realizes

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like I've said this shit a thousand times in the past.

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Why would anyone believe me?

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But every second I'm thinking, what do we do to expose the deep state coup?

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What do we do to expose our operation?

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What do we do to warn America that this isn't like the past attacks that were just probing

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and conditioning us to stand down when they do outrageous stuff?

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This is the big attack.

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This is the big take down.

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This is the big move.

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Well, the biggest thing you can do is raise the alarm.

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The globalists are more afraid of this show than any other.

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And I don't say that on a power trip.

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Tucker Carlson is very riveting, very populist.

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He does an amazing job.

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But he's unable to get into the really hardcore stuff that we are.

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And he recognizes that.

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Yeah, because people just ignore you and he would get sued and all the advertisers would

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go away.

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Now you understand it.

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I think Alex gets that.

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Yeah, I think he gets that.

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And this whole framing is so stupid.

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It's like, hey, I said it's the big one a bunch of times, but this is the real big one.

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And now the only thing that you can do is promote my show because the globalists are

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so scared of it.

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Yeah, that's...

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Now, I know I've told you it's the big one a bunch in the past, but now it actually is

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and I give you one outlet, me.

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Yeah.

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Here's my problem.

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When we have nursery rhymes that correctly outline the problem and the solution, adults

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should not fall for it.

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Do you know what I mean?

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I think there are two of them, right?

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Yeah, there's plenty.

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I mean, there's Chicken Little, Boy Who Cried Wolf.

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Yes.

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There's tons of them.

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Yeah.

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How do adults not be like, oh, I remember the nursery story that I heard when I was

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four.

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Nope.

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Nope.

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And I have decided that I will ignore that dumb child.

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Alex is getting bitten by that snake right now.

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Good.

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Well, we know from past experience that Alex is an enemy of QAnon.

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Sure.

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Alex hates QAnon.

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Well, if they...

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But also tried to co-opt it in the past and then it didn't work and he got mad at them,

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thinks it's full of shit.

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Yeah.

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And then he sold a bumper sticker that said, I am Q.

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Yeah.

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And then threatened to expose the people who were doing Q at the beginning and then never

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did it.

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He gave them a week and then nothing happened with that.

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I do like the arbitrary, I'm holding you hostage angle on this.

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And then not following through at all because you're a dumb liar.

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I sent the finger, but I forgot the return address, so they don't really know where to

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contact us.

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So I'll just deal with it some other time, honestly.

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Well, there's a new development in QAnon land.

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Alex might be into it now.

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Okay.

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I told you, I know who shut up QAnon a few years ago.

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One person has been in US intelligence, the other person works for Trump.

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It was their idea.

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It got taken away from them.

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They got pissed about it.

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They told me that.

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Then it became this anti-Israel thing.

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But then it got taken away from those people and became like a real movement against the

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pedophile rings and the new world order.

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So I said a few months ago, it's about three months ago, we put a sticker out saying I'm

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with Q.

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Be careful who tries to get you to do stuff.

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Make sure you know who you're working with.

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But the idea of citizens getting involved and exposing conspiracy and the new world

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order is a good thing.

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I said about three months ago, I think it's becoming something positive.

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It was started good because they looked at how I put out stuff against Hillary and WikiLeaks

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and how I got attacked, how I got sued, how I got all those things that happened.

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They were positive towards me.

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So I liked them.

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And they said, how do we put out stuff about spirit cooking and devil worship and the child

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kidnapping rings, the new world order of the deep state and not get hurt?

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Well, we do it through 4chan and 8chan.

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Right.

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Whatever.

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It's been a really good time to be like, hey, what's going on with the Wayfair story, Alex?

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You followed up on that one, Alex?

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Yeah, no, it's done.

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They got him.

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They got him.

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This is just so pathetic.

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And actually, I honestly know exactly what's going on.

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I knew immediately what was going on.

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Yeah.

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And he even spells it out for us in this next clip, basically.

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Now it's gotten so huge and so grassroots that I guess the original creators of it thought

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it had failed, but then it got even more successful, so I'm all for it.

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And the left's really upset about it.

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But if you're a Q person, you should watch Arlington Road and learn how they'll trick

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you to crash a train into a ship, a truck up in front of the Hoover Dam, and how they'll

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use global operatives to make you think you're with Q and make you think you're with secret

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agents and getting orders to go do things, and that is not the case.

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Arlington Road's a documentary, Jordan.

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It's a documentary.

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So what's going on here is that Alex I think rightly recognizes that Q is so fucking nonsensical

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now.

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There's so many offshoots and different groups, and a bunch of people are being kicked off

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social media to the point where there's going to be rampant decentralization, and he's going

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to be able to snipe some of the audience.

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Nom nom nom nom nom.

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Yes.

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I get my little piece of the pie.

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Yeah.

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And I can try and create this dumb narrative of like, I know who started it, and now it's

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back on the right track, and now I can be on board, but he's just trying to co-opt it

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again.

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How many Q coups have we dealt with?

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Well, apparently two.

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At least two.

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Two Q coups.

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At least two Q coups.

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Yeah.

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Well, so they were the original people who were like Trump and intelligence people.

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Right.

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Why not?

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And then it got taken away from them.

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Yes.

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By who?

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Not important.

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No one knows.

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Not important.

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How did it get taken away from them?

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Given to some anti-Israel people.

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Right.

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Unspecific who those people are.

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So did they just steal the keys?

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I don't know.

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Was the building unlocked?

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It doesn't matter.

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Is it squatter's rights?

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Then someone took it from them.

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Yes.

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Whatever that means.

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Well, I assume it was the pro or it was the real people.

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Someone took it from them.

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This is bad, even as a fake story.

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Even if I was reading this as fiction, I would find this boring.

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Yeah, that's not good.

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And it's not real.

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So that's the end of the eighth for us, because, I mean, there's nothing.

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It's mostly him yelling about Oprah.

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And I don't have time for it.

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Are we mad, Oprah, again?

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Why?

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He is.

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Why?

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Well, because one of his interns found that stupid clip from her interview and decided

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we could take this out of context and make it look like she supports child abuse.

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It's so good when your only job as a researcher is to just check blogs to see what other idiots

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have posted and then steal it.

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That's good stuff.

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Yeah, just cruise 4chan and Reddit, find something on some sort of toxic board and

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like, oh, we could make a...

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That's great.

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We could get attention for this.

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That's easy stuff.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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So we get in on the ninth on Sunday, and Alex is back on the Trump said that you might not

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see me for a while.

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Uh-huh.

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Okay.

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That's a bit of what's going on.

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Okay.

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And then, man.

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Is Oprah going to kill him?

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No.

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Oprah is not really all that in play.

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Oprah's on the back bench again.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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We just had a good day.

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Saturday was Oprah Day.

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Sunday, we rest.

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Okay.

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There's a headline at Gateway Pundit, rumors swirling President Trump's recent actions

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indicate something huge is about to happen.

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And Gateway Pundit has been around for a while, but it's really become central in DC and Trump,

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I can tell you, looks at it every few hours.

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And so when they tell you that, you can put your money on it and they call it rumors so

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they can protect their sources.

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I can tell you that these are not rumors.

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Facts are swirling or blasting out of a giant active volcano or firing out of the barrel

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of a machine gun.

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No like peaceful metaphors are swirling, swirling facts, swirling facts.

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I'd like to remind you the Gateway Pundit hired Jacob Wall.

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Yeah.

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Cause he's great.

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All right.

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And nobody can hide his tracks better than a Jacob Wall.

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Yeah.

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I agree.

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So yeah, there's the coup, there's a coup going on against Trump and that's what there's

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gossip of, but it's actually facts that are swirling.

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Swirling facts.

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Trump, bad signal, Robin, Poison Ivy, Two-Face.

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I would like my facts in a bulleted list.

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I don't want them to swirl.

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That would be confusing.

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Put them in a bulleted list.

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That would be nice.

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Because if Alex is telling me that there are swirling facts, it's his job to grab them

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from the air and put them in a bulleted list for me.

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That's his job.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's what people who are conveyors of information do.

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Yeah.

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That's the idea, right?

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They take information, they synthesize it, then they present it in a way that's useful.

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So then I can use it.

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Swirl.

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Swirling facts.

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I'm just going to let those facts keep swirling.

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Well, here's a fact that we have nailed down and put on a bulleted list.

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Okay.

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All right.

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And he's fired it.

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Okay.

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So you see Trump firing the bat signal, as I said on Friday, and telling the world that

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Harlequin, he may not be around for a while.

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Mr. Freeze.

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Okay.

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Because of the huge enemies he has coming after him.

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He's talking about his government having to go underground during the attempt to encircle

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and burn down the White House.

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The Senate groups are now publicly saying they're going to do.

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That's an ICE reference.

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This is serious.

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Or you're going to be talking about seeing you in the afterlife in heaven.

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But it's very, very cryptic to get people's attention.

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And it's where we are because the talking point, even in the local paper today, an awesome

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one opened it up was, well, Trump is going to get arrested and thrown out of the White

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House by the military for not leaving office.

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And they're putting that idea out there so they can trick a group to run a military coup

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against him.

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Before the election, they'll say, oh, he was planning something dirty.

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They're just normalizing, oh, Trump's going to get killed or Trump's going to be arrested.

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It's everywhere.

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It's their main talking point.

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So that's his narrative and his angle that he's coming with.

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People are talking about whether or not Trump is going to respect the results of the election,

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not because Trump keeps talking about 16 more years and things that are completely against

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the norms of our democracy.

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Certainly, there's been some talk of that from him, which Alex said that the Democrats

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were going to do.

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It turns out, oh, no, Trump did it.

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That's what the Democrats were going to do.

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Well, don't worry about it when Trump does it.

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So yeah, I mean, it's not because of that stuff.

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It's because they are trying to normalize this discussion because they plan to coup

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him before the election.

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So great.

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Yeah, this is one of those things where it's like, I want to shout this to everyone with

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any modicum of power.

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These people need to be treated like children.

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You cannot talk about what we should do with our democracy with these people.

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You need to be like, here's what we're going to do.

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You can sit down.

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Yes, they're violent children, but that's the only way to deal with this.

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You can't reason with them.

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Yeah.

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I hear you and I understand the point that you're making.

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I even have trouble giving a prescriptive kind of answer the way that you are.

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You're saying treat them like children.

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They're children.

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Right.

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But I don't know if that would work.

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Eh, we'll see.

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You know, I don't know.

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Give me supreme power and we'll figure it out.

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Well, I don't know if I support that.

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I'm really sure it's a good idea.

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Even as a dear friend and a business associate of yours, I don't know if I support your-

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Look, I know, but I'm going to kidnap you and use your logic as a supervillain.

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I'm going to keep you in a little tube.

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Wait, what kind of tube?

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Can I have some plants?

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You are putting together a nice terrarium in there.

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It's true.

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I'll just scale it up.

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You know what?

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That is true.

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I'm putting together this terrarium for old Mantis house phone.

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And it is- Is it for him or is it for you?

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It is very much like, what would I want if I was a mantis?

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I'd want some grass.

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I got little mini Easter Island heads because I think that is something that evokes wonder.

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And I want this mantis to have a natural curiosity about its surroundings.

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Think about this, Dan.

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Think about this.

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I gain supreme power and I give you those things.

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You never have to want for anything ever again and then I come and consult you for advice.

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I don't like this because I don't want to be like an advisor pet.

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It's no good.

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You're doing a bad job- Well, look, I could put you in a cage or

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we could put you in a terrarium.

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You're doing a bad job of selling me on this.

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I think I have to work against you now.

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I think the point of having a supreme leader is that I don't have to sell people on stuff.

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Right.

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I guess if you're like cage or terrarium, I'll pick terrarium, obviously.

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As your old, as a good friend of yours, Dan, I will give you the choice of cage or terrarium.

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What a gracious supreme leader.

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I am a great guy.

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All right.

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I'll make sure this never happens.

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This is where things fell off the wagon for me.

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That's a bad use of terms because Alex isn't drunk.

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This is where the wheels fell off the wagon.

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Gotcha.

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Just fell apart.

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So I got really confused about this clip.

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Austin in the 90s in hundreds of different forced purchases bought, last time I checked

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300,000 acres, but just the Barton Creek Canyon area that runs right through the middle of

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Austin from west of Austin out of Rippick Springs where you've got some areas, 400 foot

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tall cliffs.

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That was hundreds of millions of dollars of US taxpayer money.

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Billions total now paid out and most of it was forced land taken saying it's the Edwards

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aquifer recharge zone and an environmental area and it would always be free and open

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to the public.

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Well, who could police something like that?

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You can't.

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Well, now they propose charging you to go on there and they've beefed up their code

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enforcers and their bureaucrats, but to do it, they need an excuse.

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Well, now they're saying COVID-19 and literal the whole plan makes sense.

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My wife already knew what's going on.

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I was planning to go over there, but my wife went with one of her friends hiking this morning

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and the young women literally bark better when they came out of the trail because you

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know, they're pump leftist SJW kids that work for the mayor and the UN and all the rest

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of it.

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They don't, you know, get up at nine in the morning.

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So my wife and her friend come hiking out of the greenbelt and they bark at him and

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say, what are you doing?

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You got a register and the park's full.

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You're not allowed to be in there.

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Now you have to understand on the biggest days you go to the greenbelt in areas that

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are more rural, like place I was at the Hill of life is what the entrance is known.

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This is a great story.

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Somebody every five minutes when you're down there walking, that's on the weekend, some

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areas by deeper water and where there's waterfalls and things you'll about see a hundred people.

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What are we doing?

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Is my grandma telling me this story?

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What are we doing?

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This show is so weird on, on a man on Friday, Alex is rambling about the NRA and interviewing

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Andrew Wakefield about vaccines to get him Saturday.

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He's yelling about Oprah Winfrey on Sunday.

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He seems to be suggesting the COVID-19 is a hoax in order to charge people to go to

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Barton Springs based on the fact that his wife got turned away.

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There you go, Dan.

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It makes perfect sense.

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This is such a good microcosm of Alex's taking personal issues and turning them into like

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global things like his wife had an inconvenience temporarily at a park and now it's like, this

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is all about the land buys back in the nineties.

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I knew it all along, I knew it all along and it just clicked when my wife was temporarily

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bothered with her friend, the yoga teacher who heard some stuff.

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No, I think it was tennis partner.

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Oh, tennis partner.

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That's right.

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Oh yeah, I listened to that and I was like, this is, this is weird and Alex was promoting

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that he had like a video of himself going down there and so I was like, I'm excited

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for that.

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I was blown away by this.

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I haven't laughed this hard at something Alex has done in ages.

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It was very cathartic after, especially after listening to that Saturday show that was so

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distasteful to have something this pathetic and hilarious was a real palate cleanser.

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Is he doing like a redux of the, the grotto or the, uh, what is it?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But it's with nobody in there.

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What happens is, uh, without giving too much away, Alex's wife got turned away or something

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got talked to like, Hey, you shouldn't need to, you know, parks full, whatever that morning.

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Right.

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Then Alex goes back with a camera guy and tries to provoke a, like a confrontation with

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a tiny bullhorn.

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Oh my God.

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He has a tiny bullhorn.

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He's got a tiny bullhorn.

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He does.

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He does not have a tiny bullhorn.

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He has a tiny bullhorn.

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And so then he makes a...

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How big?

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Hand size?

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It's not big enough.

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It looks really small and funny.

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It's a cartoon.

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Yeah.

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And so he just yells a bunch and like all the people who are there are kind of like,

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God damn it.

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You can see them kind of just like looking at their phones.

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Jesus.

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And Alex just being a completely impotent weirdo, screaming at people for no reason.

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Here's my pitch on a new product.

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Tiny bullhorns that make your voice quieter.

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Ooh.

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See, now that I think is a great idea.

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Yeah.

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That'd be a good prank gift.

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Yeah.

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Like a butterfly that shoots out.

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Exactly.

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So, uh, Alex gets to talking about, uh, some, uh, some COVID, uh, death discrepancies.

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And I honestly think that this is maybe one of the most important things that we could

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point out right now.

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Alex is dancing around a really dangerous line and actually crossing it sort of casually.

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And he better be really, really careful.

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And they've put all these regular people that died of other things in the column.

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And you know, all the rest of the story, 160,000 die in the U S most of them, fake numbers

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from other things, car wrecks, gunshot wounds.

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There's a story out today.

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A seven year old boy died of COVID.

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He fell down in the shower, hit his head, had a seizure and bled to death.

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And they did an instant rapid test, the ones that are almost totally fake and said COVID.

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So they settled the news.

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He had no preexisting conditions and died of COVID.

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He had no preexisting until he hit his head and died, but that's, they even have fake

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people that didn't even exist saying they died to create fear and all these gullible,

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stupid sheeple that love to be schmucks stay with us.

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So Alex is lying about that seven year old that died.

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This was a boy in Savannah, Georgia who died approximately two weeks ago, but was included

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in the most recent state COVID-19 numbers.

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Alex is saying that the media is claiming that his death was COVID related, but in actuality

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he fell in the shower and hit his head.

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Alex is making that up.

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According to an August 8th article in the Atlanta journal constitution, the child quote

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had a fever fueled seizure while in the bathtub and drowned.

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The article is pretty clear about the situation.

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The county coroner, Bill Wessinger, quote, cautioned that the full results of the Georgia

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Bureau of Investigation autopsy are still pending and may be a long time coming.

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But he said preliminary investigation suggests COVID-19 gave the boy a fever, which triggered

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a seizure that happened to occur while he was bathing.

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Alex is so invested in lying about COVID-19 that he's willing to make shit up about the

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circumstances surrounding a 70, a seven year old child's death.

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That sort of thing is absolutely disgraceful and there's no excuse for behaving that way.

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Also he might want to tread very carefully around the territory of quote fake people

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being used to create the image of death.

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Why?

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Has that ever been an issue before?

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That's very, very close to crisis actors talk.

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If I'm being honest, this is a really scary development in Alex's COVID narratives.

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His whole race specific bioweapon stuff was dumb and the they're calling car crashes COVID

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stuff is dangerous and idiotic.

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But if he pursues this line of conspiracy much further, he's going to put thousands

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of people at risk.

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Both are stupid, but there's a distinct difference between conspiracies about COVID deaths being

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mislabeled COVID-19 and fake people being used to boost death numbers and it's a line

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that should never be crossed without very good evidence and specific information.

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Before you cross that line, when it's just a matter of deaths being mislabeled, the villain

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is the nebulous globalists.

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It's the fat cats, the elites, the man.

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It's the people that the audience can shake their fists at, but not really know who they're

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mad at, but it's enough for them to direct their impotent outrage somewhere.

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Alex can take that, direct it, then profit from their fears.

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Because it's real people dying, real families grieving, and then someone cheating a spreadsheet.

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Once you cross the line into the idea that it's fake people being used to boost death

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numbers, the victims and their families become possible villains, which is super dangerous.

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It's what we saw with Sandy Hook, and why the crisis actor narratives there were so

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destructive.

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If you believe that the victims were actors, then you'll have to believe that the families

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were in on the whole thing, and probably villains too.

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Alex suggesting that there are fake people being used to boost COVID-19 death numbers

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is him opening that door, and he better be super fucking careful, because he could fuck

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around and encourage a harassment campaign that's almost unfathomably large.

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The vagueness here is one of the largest problems.

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If Alex is asserting that there are fake people in the COVID death totals, and doesn't speak

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very specifically about what names he's talking about and how he's verified that these aren't

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real people, he's introducing the idea to his audience that any of the names of victims

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they see could be fake people.

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Can you imagine a QAnon-type online community doing flawed-ass research into COVID deaths,

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and then doxxing people who are relatives of neighbors of people who they suspect of

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being fake COVID deaths?

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I couldn't imagine that a few years ago, but I can now.

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What Alex is doing here is the first step down that road.

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It doesn't mean that it necessarily will grow to that, but that happening, this is the first

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step of it.

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And it's reprehensible for him to behave this way, no matter what, but especially considering

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that he's currently being sued for doing exactly this as it relates to Sandy Hook, and he knows

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the effect that this kind of thing can have.

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He knows how he can re-traumatize people.

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He has every reason to fully understand the consequences of his actions, and yet he refuses

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to learn.

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Yeah.

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Yup.

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You can't do these sorts of narratives.

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You just can't.

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No.

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They're monstrous.

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Yeah.

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We are at the space now where the default, though, is to assume that there's no bottom.

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The default is to assume that it will continue to escalate.

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I have a hard time believing that taking that first step doesn't mean taking all of the

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steps.

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Do you know what I mean?

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It's hard to say right now, because we're recording this on the same day that this episode

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was broadcast.

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Right.

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I don't know what he's going to do in the future, but you test that water, and if there's

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no reason not to, why not start yelling about how there's all these fake deaths?

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Not even real people.

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That's what so many people want to hear.

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That's what so many people want to hear.

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They want to hear that, look, this is awful.

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Even if you're anti-mask or anything like that, you still have to admit that this is

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awful, and you have to account for it in what you do.

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That's why you see Republican leaders being like, re-open schools.

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Some people are going to die.

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Just account for it.

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Just put it in our fucking numbers.

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But what people really want to hear is, there isn't even a problem.

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The problem isn't that people are dying.

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The problem is that they're lying to us about it.

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I think that people would love that, but I think it's unrealistic that anyone would ever

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really even accept that.

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What they can do is accept anything that takes things down a degree.

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You take things down just a little bit.

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It's like, well, yeah, people are dying, but it's less than you think.

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Take the edge off.

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Yeah, that somehow softens the blow.

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Whoa, whoa, 150,000, I don't know.

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It's 70.

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Right.

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It's a big deal.

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Mm-hmm.

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Great.

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Yeah, and I mean, it's pointless, and it doesn't get anywhere in terms of the narratives that

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Alex wants to push.

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I don't see how this is productive, and I only see trouble that could come from it,

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and I pray that it doesn't, because especially in the way that Alex has been escalating his

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violence in his narratives, and the way he's been talking about how the time may come that

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you had to take one for the team and take out these globalists.

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Okay, if there are fake dead people, do you not think that someone might put two and two

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together there and think, hey, I should maybe... The Sandy Hook victims' families were

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harassed and had death threats sent their way.

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It's not outside the realm of the behavior that we see.

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Hey, I'll quote Alex on this, past behavior isn't the good indication of future performance,

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so I don't know.

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Well, I mean, the scale of it is just astonishing.

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With Sandy Hook, there's a relatively limited number of people that you can harass, but

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with this, I mean, how many people haven't been touched by it in some way?

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You know?

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Well, everyone's a crisis actor.

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Everyone's a crisis actor.

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Yeah.

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So Alex is mad at Dr. Fauci, because of course he is, and I've noticed that he's been complaining

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about one thing kind of in particular a lot in the past couple days.

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You've got to think of the vaccine as a tool to be able to get a pandemic, to no longer

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be a pandemic, but to be something that's well controlled.

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Well controlled.

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Great rebuttal, buddy.

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I'm cold.

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You're never leaving your houses again.

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You do what I say, and the guy can't even throw a pitch, literally throw it 40 feet

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in the left field.

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Great rebuttal.

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Everything he does is a fraud.

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Everything he does is a scam.

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He's Fauci the fraud, Fauci the fake, Fauci the effort.

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So yeah, he's been really obsessed with the pitch, the first pitch.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Well, I mean, it does-

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It wasn't good.

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It seems really reasonable to play a clip of a guy saying, don't worry about the... Look,

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I get what you're saying, but it's just a tool to get things under control.

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That's hard to argue with.

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Well, his pitch sucked.

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A man throwing a shitty pitch.

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Are you not even manly enough to throw 85 down the pipe, 60 feet, six inches?

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How can I trust you with this vaccine information, Dan?

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Typically, when you're like a 70 year old doctor, head of department, I don't expect

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you to pitch well.

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That's not usually-

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I don't know.

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That's not in my list of qualifications I demand.

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We should have a test for every federal employee.

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But what kind of gun you got?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So Alex, he's a scare monger, I can tell you that, from listening to his show.

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He likes to scare people.

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He's kind of obsessed with it.

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But in this next clip, he explains that he is not a scare monger.

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Oh, okay.

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I want to say something that I only say every six months or so, but I want to make it super

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clear because it's really my ethos and what I stand for, and I know it's what you stand

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for as well.

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I've been on there 26 years, and very early on, people send me letters and they'd say,

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you're scaring my wife, or you're scaring my brother, or my father, or my husband, or

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my son, and I wish you'd stop telling them all this stuff because now they're obsessed

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with you and our life's changing, and why are you trying to scare my family?

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So you understand why QAnon is a problem.

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If I hear dogs barking at 2 a.m., this happened back when I was a kid, dog was barking, and

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the house nexus was on fire, and I was like 10 years old and I got everybody up and the

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fire department came, we watched the neighbor's house get put out.

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I wasn't being a fear monger when the dogs barking and going crazy to get up and to go

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look out the window and the neighbor's house was a red flame shooting out of the roof.

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I wasn't a hero either.

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I was like, good job, kid, this could have gotten a lot worse because the neighbors didn't

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even know their house was on fire because they were asleep in the downstairs, they were

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old people with some electrical fire.

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But people think, oh, Jones is a fear porn dealer, yeah, he just likes to scare people.

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He does.

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And here's what I'd like to say about that shitty, childish metaphor.

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I don't care whether or not Alex called the fire department when he was a kid and saved

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his neighbor's house.

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He might have, might not have, might be a lie, I don't care.

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He's using this story to illustrate how he sees himself in the world.

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He's this kid who hears the dog barking and warns his neighbors that their house is on

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fire thereby saving their house.

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It's a very simple thing, the fire is the globalists, the house is the country.

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It seems like he's never not the hero in his own stories.

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Always.

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Always.

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That's a great story if the house is on fire.

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But in reality what Alex does metaphorically is hear a dog barking and he assumes that

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the house must be on fire and then he insists that the house is on fire and that the fire

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marshal has secretly told him that the house is on fire and you know what, Alex has seen

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stuff like this in the past and has all the telltale signs of the neighbors setting the

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fire themselves to scam insurance money.

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Yeah, that sounds right.

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The only information he has to go on is dogs barking and the rest of the story is his infantile

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mind, just writing this weird narrative in order to contextualize the dog barking in

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a way that fits the view of the world that he has, which is basically just from movies.

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I would also argue, another metaphor could be his neighbor's house is on fire and he's

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like, it's not on fire that much, look at that other house over there that's not on

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fire.

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Let's all go talk to that house.

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Ignore that fire.

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If you didn't like the first neighbor, then you might do that.

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Look at that nice house over there, we don't even need to worry about the burning one.

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When you metaphorically hear a dog barking, you should not assume that your neighbor's

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house is on fire because there's a ton of reasons that a dog could be barking.

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For instance, my neighbor's dog barks whenever I come home and it hears my keys.

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When you metaphorically hear a dog barking, you should check to see if the house is on

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fire.

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This is the step that's missing from Alex's process, which is basically research.

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You're welcome to be worried that your neighbor's house is on fire, but you should check, and

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then gather evidence other than, I heard a dog barking.

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Alex's metaphor doesn't work, because in his work and his career as an anti-New World Order

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propagandist, he's been able to find a whole lot of instances of dogs barking, but there's

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never really been a fire.

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Even so, every time he hears a dog barking, he's certain that there's a fire and you're

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an idiot if you don't believe him, based on his years of expertise in the fields of fire

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and canine studies.

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His career is all barks, no fire, and he sucks.

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And he harasses the neighbors into somebody shooting a hole in their door for covering

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up the fire.

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Undoubtedly.

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Yeah.

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So this is funny.

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Alex lies, I don't know exactly what you call it, but when you swear to God and you're lying-

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Blasphemy?

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Yeah.

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I think that might be it.

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As God as my witness, I've never consciously lied to anybody about politics and issues.

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Have I lied to a girlfriend I'm cheating on or something like that?

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Hell yes, I have.

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I don't do that anymore and I repent of it.

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Are we doing-

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Well, you repented.

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What are we doing here, Dan?

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Dan, what are we doing here?

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What is happening?

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Alex has 100% intentionally lied about-

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Yeah.

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I would be more worried if that statement was true.

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If all of the lies that we've heard him tell have been just like-

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Unconscious lies?

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Or uncontrollable, like he just can't stop himself.

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If there were no purposeful lies, it would beggar credulity.

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Yeah, it would be like, oh, you have a... That's a neurological condition.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, you're in trouble.

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You're in pain.

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You need help.

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Well, because there's even just a lie that I view as intentional in this next clip.

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I assume that this is intentional.

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If not, then he's... I mean, we can talk about what the implications of that are later,

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but he's rambling about Antifa and then he starts talking about Garrett Foster, the guy

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who got killed in Austin.

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But if you're a random person and you aim a gun at me, I'm going to kill you.

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This isn't LARPing.

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This isn't fantasy world where you're playing video games all day.

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This is the real world.

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For you it is.

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And you've taken America's restraint as weakness, just like the guy that got killed in Austin

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a few weeks ago pointing his guns at people at random checkpoints they set up.

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He said, oh, they're a bunch of wimps, a bunch of pussies.

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He says, I'm going to go out and intimidate them.

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He goes, I like intimidating people.

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Yeah, well, you came up, you blocked the car, you beat on it, you pointed your gun, it's

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somebody, you died.

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He got shot five times in the chest.

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You were dead on arrival at the hospital.

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And now who's going to take care of your quadriplegic girlfriend, not you.

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Fuck you, man.

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Wow.

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That's disgusting.

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Wow.

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At the end there.

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But also it's a lie.

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Like the part of where he was talking about, like, I like to intimidate people.

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Yeah.

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Alex does a video that he's played a bunch of times and there's someone interviewing

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Foster earlier and they were asking him why he was carrying and he explained that they

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had some friends who had gotten arrested and so like their first amendment was being encroached

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and so the second amendment was being exercised and the guy asks him, do you expect to have

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to use that?

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And he said, if I run into any police, I won't need to use it, I would be dead.

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And the people who want to fuck with us are pussies, basically.

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They're not going to start anything.

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He's not saying that he likes to intimidate people.

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This is Alex, I mean, that's an intentional lie or else it's just so subconscious for

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him making up reality as he assumes it is as opposed to how he knows it to be.

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Because he's seen the video, he's played it a bunch of times.

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He has every reason to know what Foster actually said, but Alex's version of reality, his subjective

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experience is experienced to him as objective.

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I think I have an experiment for this that I really think might be illuminating.

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I would really like Alex to, well that would be great, that would be fantastic, he'd be

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safe and he wouldn't be able to hurt anyone.

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It's all good.

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It's all good.

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Yeah, exactly.

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No.

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What if he had to sit down and just transcribe a video?

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Just plain old, we're going to play you this video, all you need to do is write down what

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they're saying.

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He would refuse to do it.

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I would like to see how he, what does he hear?

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What does he physically hear in his brain?

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Because it can't always be what people are saying.

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It must not be.

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I mean, you wonder how much is accurate depictions that he provides.

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I go in a grocery store and someone turns into a demon at me, it's like, are you just

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fucking around or do you actually experience that?

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Yeah, yeah, is that what you hear?

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The only thing that makes me think that he might actually hear or experience something

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close to that is that he takes this video of something as concrete as Garret Foster

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saying these things and he has turned it into, I like to intimidate people.

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It should be, take all context away from it that this is a guy who's at a Black Lives

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Matter protest.

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It's a guy with a gun saying he's asserting his second amendment.

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Alex should be 100% on board with this.

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Couldn't be more on board with this.

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But because he's against the cause of whatever, he's like, no, he has a gun, he's trying to

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intimidate people.

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It's nonsensical.

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It's very worrying and just disgusting.

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The idea of who's going to take care of your quadriplegic girlfriend, like go fuck yourself.

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That's so fucked up.

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You piece of shit, man.

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That's the type of shit that you only see in a fucking Bond movie.

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That's the level of psychopathy required to say that shit.

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It's really a person devoid of empathy.

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Yeah, no, there's nothing in there.

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The other thing too is that he's combining this Garret Foster and his narratives about

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that Boogaloo Facebook group that were going to pull off these terrorist attacks that never

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ended up happening.

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He's saying that Foster was a part of that, but there's no indication that that is the

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case.

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Great.

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You should go fuck yourself.

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Yeah.

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You lying piece of shit.

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Now, Alex has a big scoop before we get into this really fun trip to the park.

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He's got a big scoop.

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This is fun.

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This is the play.

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There'll be other plays, but we have the enemy playbook.

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You know, like we were the coach of the Patriots and we've got it.

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I mean, we have the playbook.

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I've proven we have the playbook.

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It's here.

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It's here.

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And they go on to say, Ms. Clinton had, but Mr. Podesta playing Biden shocked the organizers

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by saying he felt his party wouldn't let him concede alleged voter suppression.

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He persuaded the governors of Wisconsin and Michigan to send pro Biden electors to federal

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college.

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The scenario, Colorado, California, Oregon, Washington, then threatened to secede from

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the United States.

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If Trump took office, his plan, the house name, Mr. Biden, president, the Senate and

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White House stuck with Trump.

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At that point, the scenario, the nation stopped looking to the media for huge and waited to

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see what the military would do.

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And that's why they're getting ready for that.

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That's what they're war gaming.

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That's the plan.

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This isn't rumors swirling.

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It's treason swirling.

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Bigger, bigger, silver, and that is so sad, just like we're right out of breath.

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We're just doing a lot of guttural noises on the show recently.

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Yeah.

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There was a New York Times article about some war games exercises, sort of like working

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through scenarios that a bunch of people, bipartisan, like a bunch of different folks,

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they engaged in this sort of exercise.

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And that came out like early August and at the end of July, there was already an article

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about this in the Atlantic.

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This isn't some kind of weird secret thing, but one of the scenarios they ended up playing

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out was one in which John Podesta played Biden and he doesn't concede.

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And so they end up, you know, that's one of the scenarios.

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There's a number of different scenarios.

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And this is the one that Alex is fixating on and being like, this is what they're gonna

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do.

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Right, right, right, right.

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It's all such nonsense.

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The one where Trump wins and everybody's fine, he doesn't deal with that war games.

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The one where Biden wins and everybody's fine, he doesn't deal with that war games.

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The only thing that he can fixate on is the most dramatic, almost cinematic version of

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events.

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Yeah.

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The one that fits into his narratives.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So now take you to Barden Springs, Alex Jones.

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His wife has been kicked out or something.

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Bastards!

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Inconvenienced in some way.

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A response?

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So I used to pull over near my house, this place called Hill of Life that's about a quarter

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mile hill, and I used to go down into the greenbelt from there.

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And you'd probably have 50 to 100 cars parked out there on a Sunday morning.

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There are like 10 cars a day, and they were turning back all these families from San Antonio,

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you name it, they came up here to go on the greenbelt and the big beautiful creek that's

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down there right now.

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Totally sick, ladies and gentlemen.

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But the good news is, we'll post this to Bandot Video, we're premiering it right now, it's

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not even posted yet, we're gonna premiere it right now, that the police said, yeah,

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this is unenforceable, there isn't even a law, and they said we shouldn't have college

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kids down here enforcing this, and they shut them down.

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Shut them down.

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Alex has racked up a victory against the globalists.

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Put those fucking college kids a lesson.

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First the college kids, then the world!

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So now Alex goes to a special report about his trip to Barton Springs that has some of

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the worst voiceover.

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Like I know that we've talked in the past, like way back, about how bad Jon Bowne is

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at voiceover.

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Oh, truly terrible.

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There's another guy in town named Greg Reese, and he sucks even more.

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Austin City Mayor Steven Adler is attempting to seize control.

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He has erected makeshift registration booths at park entrances, and hired lifeguards who

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have lost their jobs as a result of the COVID shutdown to take reservations and register

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the names of anyone who enters.

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It's been going on all over the nation for decades, the United Nations Agenda 21.

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Wait, what?

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Powerful entities-

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I'm not worried about it.

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...ceasing public lands-

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Still vibing.

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...for their own private gain.

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Ten park entrances have been set up like this by the Austin Parks Department.

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It is unlawful.

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It is nothing more than the edict of radical leftist Mayor Adler, a power grab.

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This is just so sad.

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Man, who produced that?

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I want to know who produced that music, because they can't possibly be aware.

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It's a royalty-free track.

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They can't possibly be aware.

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It's probably Buckley.

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Oh, that could be.

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It's just cousin Buckley could have done some deejaying for him.

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Man, that's not bad.

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Seriously, I did not hear much of what he said.

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I was just really... The break there, where they switched it.

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Maybe Leo Zagami did it.

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The snare, man.

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The snare, when the snare kicked in, it's good stuff.

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I like a well-programmed snare.

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So, yeah, the bottom line is that Greg Reese believes that Agenda 21 is being enacted-

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It's finally time.

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The Parks Department has put people up at the parks, so this is unlawful and unconstitutional.

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Who's doing Agenda 21?

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Well, the lifeguards.

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Yeah, but wouldn't it be the president who's doing Agenda 21?

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No, it's the UN through the lifeguards.

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Oh, those fucking lifeguards.

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Yeah, the lifeguards work for UN.

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The UN has got the goods on the lifeguards.

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Yeah.

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So, Alex gets to yelling, of course, with his tiny little bullhorn.

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Tiny bullhorn.

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At this point, he just has the bullhorn in his hand, and it's like, this is such a... So

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pathetic.

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Like, you came down here specifically... Like, you brought your bullhorn.

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No, he brought his backup bullhorn.

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He brought his travel bullhorn, Dan.

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It's like a travel toothbrush.

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It's a little smaller.

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It fits in your back pocket.

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It's a really sad display.

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Don't forget your towel, Dan, and don't forget-

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It's pathetic.

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It'd be one thing if he was going about his business and then he had this interaction

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that happened organically, but as it is, he's walking really fast past these people who

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are set up outside this trail entrance, and he has a tiny bullhorn in his hand.

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It's just like, he's begging them to say something.

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Yes, please.

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I have a pass.

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I've been coming here since I was in high school and college, and now you guys use your

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COVID hoax to set a checkpoint up so you can take over the parks and start charging?

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It's unconstitutional.

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Started hot.

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Yeah.

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Started already going at them.

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Really out the gate.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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This is not even a city ordinance.

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This is a illegal power grab of the people's green belt, and it's time to free Austin.

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So are you guys volunteers?

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Let's see Austin.

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Who are you?

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Mask man.

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I'm a lifeguard for Barton Springs.

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You're a lifeguard for Barton Springs, now part of the criminal power grab.

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Damn it.

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Rageous criminal activity.

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There's a small part of me that wonders if this is a joke.

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Like, it's obviously not.

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He's taking this very, very seriously.

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He's taking it really seriously.

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But it's almost a parody.

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This is the funniest thing he's ever done.

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Absolutely.

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His jokes are horrendously bad, but this is great.

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And I gotta be honest, there are very few things that I would recommend people watch.

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Watch this for the tiny bullhorn.

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It made me laugh really hard.

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I just, here's what I keep picturing.

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Alex is like covered in sweat by the end of it with a tiny bullhorn.

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I just keep picturing the scene in the sandlot where they're at the pool and the girl lifeguard

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gives him mouth to mouth.

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And right before he gives him mouth to mouth, just somebody with a bullhorn runs up and

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is like, who are you?

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This is a gross gender.

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The mask is bullshit.

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Mr. Mask Man.

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Oh man.

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What a shit.

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I'm a lifeguard for the...

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So this is where it gets personal and Alex yells at everybody about how his wife was

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allowed.

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With a tiny bullhorn.

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Tiny bullhorn.

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It is all color of law garbage.

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My wife came here this morning when you cult member coops showed up here.

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There is...

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What a petty bullshit.

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There is no crowd that you can see.

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There is maybe one other person there who's like taping this on their phone.

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I'm going to put this on my phone for sure.

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The rest of the people who are like sitting in beach chairs or whatever are just sitting

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there.

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One girl's like looking at her phone.

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It's ridiculous.

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All right, buddy.

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Okay.

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Can you ask her, where's her reservation?

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Her reservation is that we live in a free country.

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We live in America.

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It's uh...

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This is a little much.

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It's a little much.

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This is the dialogue.

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This is the new Die Hard movie.

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That's what I'm doing with this one right here.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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Oh, man.

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Wow.

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Oh, my wife's reservation is this is a free country.

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I'm using that at the next Chicago restaurant I go to.

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Absolutely.

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You go to a steakhouse.

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Yeah.

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Fuck you.

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Get a tiny bullhorn.

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Get a good table.

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Move on with my life.

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So at this point, a family from San Antonio shows up and they get turned away.

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Oh, no.

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Thankfully, Alex is a hero.

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While we were there, a family from San Antonio arrived to enjoy the day in the park.

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After an hour drive, they were turned away.

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Look at these poor people.

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Hey, it's all unconstitutional.

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It's all illegal.

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If I want to go in here, the city ordinance isn't even a law.

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If I want to march down here, I can't.

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Don't listen to them.

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Don't sit at the back of the bus.

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Don't believe they're coming home.

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You go down there and enjoy yourselves.

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And these people will take everything you've got.

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The gentleman from San Antonio spoke to the Austin police and was told that there is no

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law.

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The police allowed the family to enjoy the park as the law permits.

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Come on, everybody.

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The police told you it's open.

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We're taking the park.

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Over the hill, men.

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We take the park at dawn.

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Neighbors, there is no reason for a bullhorn.

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I can't stress that enough.

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Everyone could hear him.

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Everyone, there was not a huge crowd.

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Just talking, people could hear him.

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Undoubtedly.

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It's comical.

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I believe it.

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So Alex is a little bit out of breath here.

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Sure.

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His stamina is not what it used to be.

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Certainly not.

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But I think that he realized like, well, I've got to make a scene.

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I've successfully got this San Antonio family into the park.

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And now...

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I'm going to grandstand for a crowd of nobody.

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And the very city that says blow up the police department, the very city that says blow up

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the police department and that we don't need the police has them out here trying to, not

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the cops aren't even doing it, but has them out here so the lifeguards can tell you that

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you can't go down there.

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I think Alex realized right in the middle there that this narrative doesn't work for

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what happened because the police sided with the San Antonio family.

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That is an issue.

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That is an issue.

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Yeah.

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No, it's the...

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I...

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I am...

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Where am I going with this?

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I'm mad at lifeguards right now.

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Is that what I'm doing?

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So Austin, as a city, is going to blow up the police station.

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Indeed it is.

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And they have the police out here doing something that...

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Wait, I like what they're doing out here.

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Wait, no.

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How do I do this?

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I'm going to blow up the lifeguard station.

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All right.

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I just think that was a lack of preparedness on his part.

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This is not going the way he expected it to go, I don't think.

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So there's a few more people now, but you can hear there's no cheering or anything.

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No.

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And that's because there is an absence of people.

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But there's a few and Alex now at this point tries to get people to bum rush.

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Totally.

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Hey guys, you ought to just go on in.

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It's all color law.

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It's all garbage.

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We have to stop submitting at some point.

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COVID-19 is a power grab hoax.

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COVID-19 is a scam.

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Is that your IQ?

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One finger?

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So what happened there is someone walked past his camera and flipped him off.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, that one's easy to guess.

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Yep.

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Not going great, this field piece.

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Nobody's raising their hand with a pointer finger out going like, excuse me, question.

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But I mean, what I find really interesting about this is that, I mean, this is very sad

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and a real bummer.

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It's very clearly like a personal gripe that he's turning into a, maybe I can make a story

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out of this.

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Yeah, not good.

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But on another level, it's kind of narrative completion.

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He started his career, a guy alone yelling into a bullhorn about nonsense on the streets

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in Austin with no crowds around.

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And now he goes back to Barden Springs because his wife was asked if she had a reservation

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and no one cares.

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This is a behind the music if I ever heard one.

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People don't care.

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It seemed like no one gave a shit.

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But Alex is working himself up into a sweat with a tiny little bullhorn and just like,

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whatever.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He doesn't have the cachet anymore.

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No, no one's fighting him like he wants them to.

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It's just like, all right, dude, just do what you're going to do.

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Come on, man.

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So Alex comes back after this video, he gets a little bit wistful about some of his memories

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about this trail.

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I've been going to the Greenbelt since I was a little kid.

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I didn't know about that place till college and then I've walked down that with quite

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a few nice girls for a picnic by the Creek, had some good times there.

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It's got to be what, 28 years, 29 years.

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I'm old now, man.

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God, I believe I was at, I was in college 29 years ago, taking girls down there.

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Now I woke up.

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If you told me this back then, I thought you were a crazy person.

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Pretty sure you thought everyone was a crazy person.

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It illustrates everything it was a lot of other news.

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We didn't have time to get to the crew points out that if I don't plug products, we won't

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be here.

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These are really great products.

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So yeah, I didn't have a lot of time to get to some of these important news stories had

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to have this petty grievance with the Creek, man.

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My wife, she drove over a pothole and now our axles a little bit loft, a little bit

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off and I went to the city council and I'll explain to them what was going on and I realized

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that they are destroying the roads on purpose 21 to defeat us all.

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And that's the roads.

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I mean, you remember when he got that DUI and he decided he's going to go on a crusade

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about people who unjustly get DUIs that went fucking nowhere.

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Nowhere.

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I'm pretty sure he won.

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He didn't bring it up again.

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I haven't gotten a DUI since then.

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So obviously he's right.

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Yeah.

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He hasn't brought it up since.

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His campaign against people not being let in parks is just about his own personal problem

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that day.

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This is all just such rank projection.

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It's pretty hilarious though, just because how impotent this, this field piece is.

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I needed that really badly.

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It made me laugh so hard.

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The, the look, the bull horn is too small for an adult and Alex is a thick adult.

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So it's way too small for him.

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If it's a manifestation of like downsizing and like cutting expenses at info wars, then

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it's hilarious because like this couldn't crush any kind of tyranny.

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This thing is a tiny bullhorn under crusher.

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All right.

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Okay.

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So it's your first day.

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I know you're all 14 and 15, but on the first day, of course, now we have to practice what

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you would do if a large man with a tiny bullhorn accosted you.

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It's state state required now, uh, that picture of Alex Jones up there.

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We keep that just to remind us what exactly it looks like and who it is, who will be yelling

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at you.

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Legit the only large man with a tiny bullhorn in the greater Austin area.

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Um, I wouldn't say the only man, certainly the only man willing to use it the way it

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was meant to be used.

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You know, he's a Patriot, where do you get a tiny bullhorn?

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And when you get a tiny bullhorn, do you think that was a good purchase?

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It makes me think that he has like a hundred, an array of bullhorns, no, no, no.

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There's a hundred of those tiny ones everywhere.

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Oh, see, I imagine now like he's got a whole, like, like a, uh, like Roger Federer with

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tennis rackets.

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Like he's got them lined up and he's like, Oh, this one is for the, the high tension

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things is the big bullhorn.

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This one is the small news radio.

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Um, the, the, uh, no, I imagine here's what I imagine quite honestly.

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What do you imagine?

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You imagine their head ever.

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Yes.

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First of all that.

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But then yeah, like he, he, there's one of the glove box, one in the, uh, like, uh, the

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visor, the sun visor in the car.

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He pulls that down, falls out.

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Of course.

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Um, what the image that I had was he opens his passenger door and like 50, that was the,

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uh, the image that I have a bunch of tiny ass bullhorns.

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I pitch you this.

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It's like in a, it's like in the movies, you know, where the guy's got the gun, he's sitting

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behind the desk and underneath the desk, Alex pulls out the bullhorn that he's got taped

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to the desk, fights back.

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Here's the scene I'm writing.

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Okay.

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Um, so like if we're doing like an office, the office kind of thing, but it's about Alex's

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workplace.

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Okay.

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He's like, uh, Hey, uh, Rob do, I got to go out and, uh, uh, got, uh, wife got, uh, talking

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to out of Barton Springs, got to go bullhorn him, bring me tyranny crusher.

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And then Rob's like, well, you know, we've had to cut expenses around here.

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This is all we've got.

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This is what I can't, I can't work with this as a tiny little boy.

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Okay.

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Alex, you can make it work.

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And then David Knight bugs to the camera.

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Yeah.

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And it's done.

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Alex is all sweaty.

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And he's like, I wish I had a bigger bullhorn.

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I wish I had a bigger bullhorn.

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Oh man.

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He's in everything now.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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It's mixing, mixing.

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He's in news radio.

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He's in the office and he's in Curb Your Enthusiasm all at the same time.

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Nothing of those shows is funnier to me than Alex with that tiny bullhorn.

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Now granted.

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Why would you carry a tiny bullhorn?

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I don't understand it, Dan.

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I don't know.

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I wish that he would stop imagining that his petty grievances had importance outside of

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himself.

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Yeah, that would be smart.

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Well, we should wrap this up, Jordan, but I just heard some thunder.

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Yeah.

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You got an interesting-

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It's going to be a good walk home.

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I wish you the best with that.

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Thanks, buddy.

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And if you need a ride, you should call 1-773-TATGUYS.

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Get out of here.

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TATGUYS.

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Taxi service.

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TATGUYS.

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TATGUYS taxis.

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TATGUYS taxis.

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No, don't do that.

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We'll be back.

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But until then, Jordan, we have a website.

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We do have a website.

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It's knowledgefight.com.

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Yep.

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We're also on Twitter.

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We are on Twitter.

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It's at Knowledge Fight and I go to bed Jordan.

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Yep.

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We're also on Facebook.

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We are on Facebook.

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You tell us, right?

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iTunes.

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And if you could please find a local charity or bail fund in your area to help out with

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people doing God's work.

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Yep.

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We'll be back.

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But until then, I'm Neo.

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I'm Leo.

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I'm DZX Clark.

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I'm Daryl Rundis.

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I'm Alex's tiny bullhorn.

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Andy in Kansas.

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You're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.