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Andy in Kansas you're on the air. Thanks for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a person color. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody welcome back to knowledge fight

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I'm Dan up Jordan

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We're a couple dudes like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

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Camera is looking great even though it got knocked over twice all right Dan. It looks fantastic

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And you don't need to do you don't need to do off-camera stuff

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I just wanted I just wanted you to make I just wanted you to feel confident

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I am I'm always confident in that's not true um so today Jordan

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Yes, our novelty beverages is a collection of spiked seltzers

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Four different flavors we get in front of us. We get Cape Cod cranberry

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No, what a spiked seltzer is we got Indian River grapefruit. That's exciting

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I don't know what that means more weird flavors. What Indian where's Indian River?

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Uh, I don't know and why do they grow grapefruit doesn't matter to me at all all I care about is fun fun sparkling water

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Right let's see how this is payback for you making fun of ice man

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Garbage how dare you I've had three cents that episode anyway. This is a podcast where we talk about Alex Jones I

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Taste it tastes like it tastes like water that went bad like I don't even know how water can go bad

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There is an expiration date on most bottled water

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I'm just I'm just but it's water. You can't even do that my god. That's delicious. Okay, all right all right

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Is there yes

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I'm flustered sorry flustered all right you come at me with the water thing is Jordan white

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There's a hook to this podcast is there. Yeah, it's there. What is it dad?

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It's that I know a lot about Alex

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How much do I know about almost nothing almost nothing quite a bit at this point?

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But essentially functionally nothing the good news is my memory is almost non-existent right. It's like Swiss cheese

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Absolutely so Jordan today before we get into today's episode

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Which I promise you is going to be an amazing amount of fun. You know what it's actually pretty good. Thank you

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Yeah, I think you did a good job. Did you know what else has done a good job? No no transitions this time our donors

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We got a couple new policy wants to give a shout out to you'd like to give a shout out to Lauren

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Thank you so much for joining up with the show. I'm a policy wonk. Thank you very much Lauren

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I also like to give a shout out to someone who took their donation bumped it up a little bit

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Oh shit. We appreciate it so much. So you are now a foreign policy wonk. Thank you so much Mavis. I'm a policy wonk

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We appreciate it so much. Thank you so much. I don't know any famous Mavis Mavis beacon teaches typing

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How could you not go with that one? How do you just pull Mavis beacon teaches typing?

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My mom was a computer teacher when I was growing up a lot of keys right Oregon Trail

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Not all of our moms were computer teachers everyone everyone played Mavis beacon teaches typing. I played Oregon Trail

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I went number crunching sure word crunching

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What was the one where you solve puzzles? Did you play SOP with I do?

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I don't know what that hardhat Mac some of these were no early Mac games. Nope. Let's didn't have Mac

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Let's not dig too deep into it. No, that's a bad idea. So Jordan today

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Alex Jones is once again on vacation

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Up. Yeah, okay

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Alex Jones is once again on vacation. Okay, and so the health Ranger Mike Adams the health Ranger

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He's the guy who started is a health Ranger

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He's the guy who started natural news.com that puts out a bunch of real bad misinformation about health

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Okay, what have you also? It's where Anthony if you eat a bear you become a bear basically

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Yeah, Anthony Gucci already wrote for them for a really long time and then would use

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Stuff he had written on a natural news.com to be a story on info or is it's a very

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Incestuous loop that they have going on. Okay, what kind of stuff would be like I assume anti-vaccine stuff is on there

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Yes, what else do we got? You got like acai berry will cure you of everything. I don't know

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I assume it's in league with that. Gotcha. And the same sort of homeopathic nonsense

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I love a website that promotes nothing. Yeah, don't don't

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Hey eat this sugar pill, basically. Yeah, fantastic

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There's a lot of that and they sell a lot of items and yeah and what have you so remember when everybody was into ginkgo

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Beloba for a while boy, they loved it big deal. Don't hear much about the bellows anymore

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It's the the noise has gone down a bit for the below

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The the thing is like for a long time. Mike Adams was Alex Jones is number two

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He was the guy who Alex would get to fill in for him any time. He was gone. I did not know that

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Yeah, so like back in like 2009 ish or around that period Mike Adams was there all the time

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Okay, but it's been years since he's filled in for Alex. So maybe they had a falling out

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No, I don't think so. I think he just didn't need him cuz he had David Knight in house

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I can't be the reason mmm. It seems suspicious

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We don't need you because we have the most boring guy in the history of the world, right?

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They could have had some sort of falling out

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But I think it's more an issue of like hey just broke back Mountain

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Anything is possible. But I think the fact that he's coming back into the fold now is kind of telling and then Alex needs a

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Steady hand. Yeah, somebody can trust a real man because Mike Adams is a much more of a man

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And you're boring ass David Knight your soft youngin in the form of Owen Schroyer, right?

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Milo Yiannopoulos is a dishy gay man

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So you can't like you know, yeah

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You need that sort of Alex replacement and well Mike Adams doesn't necessarily get freaked out and scream all the time

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He's more in line with that what the audience wants to see out of masculinity. Okay, then a lot of the other people

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All right, so we're getting the guy coming out of retirement for one last job

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So I assume at the end of this Mike Adams goes down for all of the crimes

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Alex is committed right if this were a fun movie. Yes. Yeah, there we go

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Also, I've been listening to episodes from 2008

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Uh-huh, and I've noticed that sometimes Alex Jones comes back from break with the Pink Panther theme song

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All right, and I'm starting to think like you are Clouseau

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Except Clouseau is like occasionally right and he gets the job done. That's true. I don't know. Anyway, it's just

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Fun thoughts. I have a lot more thoughts about 2008 that we'll get into in the future

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I've embarked on a massive investigation of the beginning of the tea party movement through the prism of Alex Jones's show

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Okay, which will be my next why did Alex that's gonna be our 2015

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Yes, but the new one I'm finding some really weird the sequel to 2015

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Investigation what happened with the tea party? What happened with the is our new series did Alex really?

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Start the tea party answer spoiler alert. No

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Coke brothers. Wait, did he did he claim to have he of course he did

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Why am I even asking? Of course? He has some highfalutin ideas. Okay. So all these Confederate royalty

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So we got that to look forward to we got the 2008 investigation stuff that will be coming down the pipe soon

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Also, the gnome Chomsky interview will be coming up soon excited. But those things are not for today not for today

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No, what is for today? I wanted to give everyone a break

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No, no don't shake your head I got excited I'll get your hopes up. All right

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But project Camelot's been really disappointing lately. Uh-huh

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So I just there was nothing I could do like all the all the episodes are like this isn't okay

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There's nothing to work with here. So project Camelot is out. And so what I was like, okay, you know

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What else Alex Jones has frequently been a guest on coast-to-coast a.m. May really maybe I go find an episode of coast-to-coast

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a.m.

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with George nori to talk about and I so long story short you went to

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San Francisco and interviewed Mark Richards on your own I did I went to the prison. Okay. All right

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No, I I was listening to these episodes of coast-to-coast and Alex is really boring because he respects George nori so much

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So it's mostly just him saying you I don't understand those words

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You just said he keeps telling George nori that he's the Sam Adams of the second American Revolution

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like that

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He doesn't that's a weird thing to call somebody

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He doesn't scream at all and the most salacious thing I was able to find was that

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He just basically lies to George nori's face about I fucked your wife

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No, no that but it he lies to him about Sandy Hook because George nori's like you need to clean up the record about your

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Position on Sandy Hook right now. We just had debates. Yeah. Yeah

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So he gave the company line Ria exactly and so it was just disappointing cuz I don't want to just rehash that

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Of course, so I'm like fuck we got to find something good and then I remembered

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that the 2016 election happened I

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Was like yes it did

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I was like there's a lot of content just from that election that we could dig into that would make for a great episode

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And so I was like, I know the audience really wants me to do an episode about

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About election night. This is the night. No, good. God. No, okay

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I was gonna say cuz you I remember you watching that entire night and that inspired you to make this podcast

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No, because you were so disgusted with humanity, right and I'm not ready to reopen that can of worms, right?

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No, it's we need absolutely unhealthy for you

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We need this to be a point at the show to be at a point where like we're making millions off it before I open

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That because quite frankly it was incredibly painful either that or we need to go to couples therapy to survive the you opening that up together

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Yeah

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But then I started to think about it and I remembered a really fun thing that happened on the way to the election

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And that is what we will be covering today

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Okay, and that is the time that Julian Assange held a 3 a.m. Press conference and Alex Jones covered it live

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Okay, so to give you a little bit of context

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Julian Assange held a press conference at 3 in the morning

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All right, that was that was I understood that and Alex Jones covered it live

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Dan you are the most

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Clarifying human being I've ever met this is gonna be do you know anything about this?

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About the press conference. No, do you know anything about Alex's response to the press conference? Absolutely not

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Oh my god, you're gonna have so much fun. Okay, here's the first clip just to set the scene

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It's 204 central. We're live in studio

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Stay with us coverage of WikiLeaks from Germany in 55 minutes, but we're about to be live

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So do we got it? It's to something in the morning. Wait, Alex Jones is live in studio. I wait I

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Thought he was live. What are you talking about? I mean, he said we're about to be live was this pre-recorded

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Oh, and they're gonna be live or is he live now and he's talking about the

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In these rest of and he's saying we will be alive then also he's throwing it to break and he's just we're gonna be live

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Wait, so he started his to it. He started his coverage an hour early. Mm-hmm. That's too early

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He started it very early. Did he have a countdown? Um

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No, I feel like you could have started that just a half hour early

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What could he possibly have to say for an hour before Julian Assange comes on? Um, Alex didn't know what was happening

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Is that okay and also I think just wandered in as I've started playing these clips. I started to I

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Remember that I have mentioned this. Okay, and I think I played a couple clips from the end

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But not the journey

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Okay, and so while this might be reminiscent to some listeners of something we've talked about before because they have a much better memory than

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You yeah, don't worry about it

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I remembered none of that the the the ride of Alex Jones at 3 in the morning

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Is going to be very much worth it. Okay, so he was live. He's going to be live

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He will always be live. Oh, I think I remember this press conference

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It was the one where Julian Assange did not say anything of any value. Yeah. Okay. All right

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What so this is when we just we just take the ride of Alex Jones being so very excited

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To just dying on the inside over time. Mm-hmm. Did I give up the game a little bit, but it's still gonna be fun to watch

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Okay, so Alex believes it to be the day that Hillary Clinton is destroyed

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Okay

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Julian Assange is just giving a 10th anniversary press conference for WikiLeaks

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That's that's right. That's what he was doing. That is what's going on

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Okay

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Alex Jones has built it up in his head that it's going to be the day that he releases all of the information about Hillary

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Of course, and the reason is revealed in this next clip. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Alex Jones. Yeah

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You've got a lawyer right here. One of our great crew members riding shotgun with Alex. It is two o'clock and

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Eight minutes a.m. Central time. It's 308

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Eastern time what about great and we're going to be live here until the WikiLeaks press conference has come and gone

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Now through intermediaries Julian Assange

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has

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Obviously been in direct contact with Roger Stone. That's

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Changing communication over the last weekend soon to be jailed

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Whatever reason Julian Assange has talked to it. He's never chosen to speak with me

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Say Alex. We relate the same information

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Assange has always been very judicious about how it releases things not to protect the innocent. Definitely not

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I you know last ten years. I've had a lot of questions about WikiLeaks

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But I've been sold on what he likes the last five or so because doubt

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I said the big litmus test is when Democrats get in and they do the very same stuff Bush does will he go after them?

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As well and he did will they hurt the people I want them to hurt right? That's basically the game

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But hey, that's pretty that that's troubling because he said that Roger Stone

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Yeah, essentially

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He just said Roger Stone's been committing crimes for a long time now and so we know for sure that he's a crime committer

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Right right now when he's trying to build this up

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Is like this is gonna be the goods

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He has to bolster Roger Stone's credibility and he knows he's talked to him

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But now he's like how dare you ever say that Roger Stone talked to you stupid assholes

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Yeah, and he can't do both because if he just admitted that he was lying about it, then we'd be in trouble

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Also, we know he's not lying about it because didn't Roger Stone say it at the time more or less

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Yeah in as many words and you know what the truth is that like I don't I don't necessarily know

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What is what but if I had to guess I would say 100% Roger told him that yeah whether or not he was

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Like trying to make himself seem cooler or whatever. The reality is Roger told him

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I've spoken to Julian Assange, you know, the more we the more I learned about Roger Stone as evil as he is

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He is such chaotic evil that there's kind of a that he's kind of like Loki

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Mm-hmm in that he's doing all the wrong stuff, but at the same time it's just like you're you're a scamp

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No, cuz you're an evil fucking scam Roger Stone can't help but rat fuck people. I know it's kind of hilarious

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He's rat fucking Alex. Like if the way this episode is gonna play out

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This is a Roger Stone screw job

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Cuz he's the one who told Alex that he has the goods and this is gonna be when Assange drops. Oh god

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It's it's so good. It's insane. This is a dirty trick Alex accidentally

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So in this next clip Alex is he's a you know, it's it's a late-night broadcast

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but

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You still got to get some plugs in here and there. Yeah, I still got to make some money at 2 a.m

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Well, what else are you gonna do it for an hour before Assange? Yeah

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Your support of M for Wars calm and everything we do is so essential. We couldn't do without you

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And you noticed we're a big part of Bill Clinton's son now

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coming public

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And all where is laughing?

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Because Hillary suppressed that when Bill was actually giving money to the boy

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And was actually giving him presents late

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Patient actually visited with the mother and said we'll have you arrested

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Leave this whole thing alone

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So all of that is coming out here at info Wars calm good for you for reporting that load of horseshit

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Huge scoop is true. Do you know about this this story? Huh?

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So there's a way is this the Bill Clinton has an illegitimate black child Danny Williams. Gotcha. Yes. Gotcha

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So I'm gonna read to you here from this Washington Post article about why this is a load of shit

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So on January 9th

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1999 Matt Drudge had another big scoop about Bill Clinton the president it turned out was not the father of a boy born to a

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Former prostitute in Arkansas. Okay a year earlier

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It had been Drudge who broke the story of Clinton's affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky

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Drudge's credibility was an all-time high and he wasn't about to throw it away on some wild claim

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But a love child that had just been debunked through DNA testing. Yes, 17 years later as his news aggregation site

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Relentlessly promotes the political ambitions of Donald Trump and fuels conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton Drudge has decided to propagate the idea that perhaps

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This boy now a 30 year old man named Danny Williams is Bill Clinton's son after all in the past two weeks articles about Williams have

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Often featured prominently on the Drudge report last Wednesday afternoon. The website went quasi

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Draw stay effect posting a picture of Williams standing next to a screen displaying an image of himself that it appeared in another Drudge

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report banner earlier in the day

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So, you know, you know what's going on here. That's so weird. Imagine. Hold on. Hold on

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We have the explanation before we editorialize

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Okay

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Drudge is sought to explain his newfound interest interest in Williams who claims with certainty that he is Clinton's son by

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Suggesting that new information has come to light. This is a grotesque twisting of history

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It's based on a report from world net daily that quote no blood sample was obtained from Clinton

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This supposedly shocking revelation comes from the former editor of Star magazine

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Phil Bunton who said in 1999 that his tabloid had commissioned a DNA test and concluded that Williams is not Clinton's son

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Drudge learned of the negative result and published the news before star or anyone else

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But if button now admits that he never got a blood sample from Clinton

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There must never have been a real test Drudge is saying which means Williams could be legit

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In reality the tabloid never claimed to have obtained a blood sample from Clinton

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It didn't need one because a partial analysis of Clinton's blood was available in the public record

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Thanks to Kenneth Starr's investigation into the Lewinsky affair, right?

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So it is neither new nor relevant that Star magazine did not possess a vial of Clinton's blood

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The tabloid needed only a sample of Williams blood which Williams provided to compare Clinton's readily available genetic markers. So

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All right

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So from what I understand because Clinton came on address. Yes

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And then lied about it and then it was discovered. It was true. Yeah that then

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invalidates the other

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Conspiracy theory well or the original can somewhat because the DNA ended up having to be on the public record because of the investigation

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right, so

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After that became clear that like oh no did the blood test thing is bullshit

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Yeah, the story changed and the claim became that

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They only had Clinton's PCR test from the star investigation. Not the more specific

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RFLP test. Oh, you gotta have the RFLP test, which is what they needed. However

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so

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They're really taking things out of context and it turns out that you can use a PCR test

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Which is what you could do with Clinton's public record genetics. Yeah

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to exclude him as a

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Potential father, but just what they did but not prove that he's the potential father or that he is the father

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But you can exclude him from the potential pool of people who could be the father

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so drudge knew what he was doing and a lot of that the the hatchet aspect of this goes back to

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Roger Stone Roger Stone was involved with trying to get all this stuff put out

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Of course, so it all again, you know weird trickster God

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Rambling around this world sowing discord and hatred wherever he goes

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Yeah, like a weird Johnny Apple fuckface in terms of propaganda, especially anti-clintons stuff

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Roger Stone is Rome. Yeah all roads lead back to Roger. Yeah. Yeah. He's got his hand in every one of these little pies

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You know, what's interesting the more I think about it the more it's kind of like if you are anybody in Arkansas

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That was born around a certain time. Uh-huh. And you were just like I think I'm Clinton's biological kid

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You right-wing news would almost certainly pick it up and amplify

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Oh sure, and like it could be anybody and I think that same effect is probably true now of

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Claims against Trump unfortunately, but he probably is but unfortunately that there are a lot of very I don't think I don't think any

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Of the claims that are being made publicly are spurious. No, I think everybody's pretty much dead-on

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but I also do believe that if some

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Someone came out of the woodwork who was full of shit people would jump on it, right?

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I think but you know what I would but that's the difference between real media and right-wing media exactly

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And that's what I was about to clarify

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I don't think the news would jump on it right but some opportunistic left-leaning blogs probably would make so I guess

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That's the the differentiation. I don't know we're talking about like hypothetical. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, I'm Trump's kid. So

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At the beginning true thing you heard it here first. All right. I am Jordan be Trump Jordan be trumpet

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That's me. So in this next clip Alex makes it clear that

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Hey, you know what?

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This this press conference is gonna fucking happen and after it happens the media the mainstream media

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They're gonna lie about what happens. Okay a mainstream media. They all just lockstep in together with their propaganda

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They come out and spew their disinformation all loaded on

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Tele prompters and so I'll just unify themselves the next four or five hours and come out with some establishment line

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Either ignoring WikiLeaks or spinning it but we're gonna be here live now

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But he leaks and I get why they put out some conflicting information first

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They were gonna be speaking from a balcony Wednesday

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Then there were more death threats towards the Paraguayan Embassy where Assange has been hiding out for four or five years

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He announced he was gonna be doing a Skype

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Yeah announcement and then announced about 24 hours ago. That would be in Germany to a press conference at a

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arts and

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news center

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Happening and they put on conflicting numbers of

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three o'clock central or

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Now it's clear it starts

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Approximately forty seven minutes and change so he's got forty seven minutes left before Julian

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Sanchez press conference starts and then there's another bit of time before Julian Assange himself makes his

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Statement this is bad planning on Alex's part. He and he's clearly tired. Yeah, he is. Yeah

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He's not able to keep up the voice. I don't think he's drunk. No, no, he's definitely not drunk

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I know we throw that around a lot. I think he's straight-up guarantee

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This is just him being like I tried to get a nap in between the early show and now and I didn't get as much

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Sleep as I would like so I'm a little bit off. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what time zone I'm in right now

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I think that there's definitely a

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Difference that you can tell and I think it's important to call it out. Absolutely because if he were drunk

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I think this would have a very different feel

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to it, I think and I think he wouldn't make it and I think he would get very drunk as we go along and and I

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Allow that as a possibility. Okay, I allow it as a possibility that once the worm turns he starts

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He has a flask or currently I can guarantee this is not drunk Alex Jones. No, it's very tired

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But also pretty excited. Yeah as we see in this next clip first

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I want to go to Owen on this subject and then what you think's gonna be coming out tonight what you predict

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It better be bombshell because they've certainly wet our appetite here and brought 34 days left

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We need to expose Hillary big-time

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And I've got my fingers crossed wild horses couldn't drag me away

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You can get cut the knife and then we're gonna get into this Brit Hume situation not because they're attacking yours truly

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But because it's illustrative of how rigged this whole thing is

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So just real quick at this point Owen Schroyer's mic is turned off

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It's awful quiet right now Owen Schroyer is talking

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And you could just see his lips moving, but there's no audio as I was looking at the video like hmm. Anyway

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Are we gonna be silent we're gonna turn your mic on again. We're live here this stuff happens sure does

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Hey this stuff happened, so I hate we're not gonna. We're not gonna criticize anybody else's technical difficulties

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I left that in for a specific reason hold on to it for the end of the show, okay?

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So Alex is pretty so there's a big we're gonna go full circle. Yeah, okay, Alex is pretty pumped up

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And you know he's making a big deal out of this we got 34 days left till the election because that's when this happens

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It's on October 4th. I remember when we were all so bright and young

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Oh innocent when our only problem was

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Well, you know most of the same problems. We have now, but just like lesser versions. Also. This is really funny

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This video is still up on Alex Jones's channel, and here's the here's the about in the YouTube

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Link join Alex Jones and the info wars crew at 2 a.m.. Central on Tuesday October 4th for a live broadcast as

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WikiLeaks releases its October surprise they could swing the election against Hillary if it catches fire

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So that's how they're selling it and the graphic that they have for it is just a picture of Julian Assange

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And it says WikiLeaks October surprise. Oh boy

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So Alex is all-in because Roger told him to be yeah Roger told him don't worry about it

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This is the big this is the game changer. Yeah, absolutely so here's what out

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Here's what Owen thinks is gonna happen Owen finally gets his mic turned on and here's what he thinks

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Go ahead. You're on here. It'll be interesting to see what the response is because with a lot of these WikiLeaks

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It's nothing that really shocks us

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It's nothing that you couldn't have already seen or predicted so the question is will then this is what a son said in interviews

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That he did will the Republic

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Respond to this will people actually care will it dominate the news headlines, or will they try to spin something off tomorrow?

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Will there be you know a white cop that shoots a black guy, so they want to run that story all day long

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Will there be a distraction piece on this tomorrow?

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Let's see what the reaction is from the American citizens and from the world

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I mean the world is watching this you just talked about how they wet our appetite Alex

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Everybody's tuning into this everybody wants to see what the hair black is they're expecting that you know a sign saying

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This is bombshell is going to be significant so in the lead-up to this

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A songe was talking a big game about how like Hillary was gonna. That's all he does right

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He was talking about how Hillary was gonna be indicted and he had a lot of information on her and all that stuff

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But he never said that this press conference was going to be when he released it that

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Never that it was never part of his rhetoric. This is them conflating things right they don't understand

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It well clearly we've already we've already ruined the reveal that this is a disappointment

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Yeah, yeah, so I don't feel I don't feel like terrible

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You know dancing around that but like

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It's fascinating to me. How little they understand about the things that they see and read right, but a songe himself almost

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Like if I recall correctly

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He wasn't exactly dis abusing people of the notion that it might be the time that he releases all that information

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I don't know like I don't know all the things he says

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Narcissistic grandstanding piece of shit. You know like he's still that yes absolutely

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But I as I recall I'm not a hundred percent sure because I don't follow everything

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The man says but I think that a lot of the stuff

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He was saying when people were floating these sorts of ideas that like this is when it's gonna happen

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Yeah, we're along the lines of like we don't release. We don't talk about content that we release until it's released

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Yeah, or things like you know basically the same flavor as none shall know the day of the Lord's return. Yes

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It comes like a thief in the night which by the way

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next Wednesday in case anybody was wondering I got some information

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Preachery of rapture is actually true. I know you're just joking, but what if that happened that would be crazy

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Jesus came back, and he's like god

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Damnit Jordan you fucking ruined it for everybody you ruined your care, and I ruined my goddamn camera things. I'm sorry

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it would be great if like

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like all of God's plans were thwarted by by

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The prophecy child Alex Jones podcast yeah, so in this next clip

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We know Alex Jones is super big into Donald Trump, but he says something in this next clip that should I mean it?

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If you really take what he's saying it sounds like a negative

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It's a fact that's why they're so mad saying he'll unravel 60 years of work

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Thank God building this horrible world government. That's designed to make us poor. That's why it's a no-brainer

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He flips a couple switches people that are constitutional

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It'll be like untying a boat from a dock where the engines going, but you're not pulling out because you're tied up the chains

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He's gonna unchain us now. He may run the boat into a wall or you know into the you know the

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dock

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But he's gonna get the boat out of the dock. That's not

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That's the opposite of what he just said and that's not the goal what getting out of the dock

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It's not so important that we get out of the dock that we're like a ship crash who cares

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I mean we're out of the dock if you extend that metaphor you're into real dangerous territory once you're out like

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No, that's how it works with the Panama Canal. There's right. There's a 20% chance. He's gonna destroy the country. We've got to roll them bones

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I say we don't let it ride

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I say we don't and also I would I would argue that

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The metaphor of the country being a boat that's tied up at a dock is foolish. It's not tied up at a dock

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It's just no it's actually currently hurt hurtling towards the wall, but even before Trump. It was a moving

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It just wasn't moving as fast as you want to know Alex is Alex is right in that the government that we have now or

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Then was designed to make us all poor. He just doesn't understand that the government

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We have currently he's gonna make us way poorer. It's designed to make everything

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Collapse except for the interests of the very very few which will of course collapse eventually, but they'll have castles

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So it's like it's like going who cares. I don't want to extend this metaphor any further

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In this next clip like you're on a schooner right having a race the Harvard

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Uh, what are those? What are those called like the the boat races?

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Galas nope. No

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Boat races. Yeah. Okay. All right. There we go. So we've gotten through the raspberry and a cranberry

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And I gotta say cranberry the Cape Cod cranberry is a winner. Also, I'm gonna put this up on the screen

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It look at this here at the bottom. It just says beer

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It just says beer on the bottom of the cannon this is delicious it's delicious and I could drink 300

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What are you gonna go next grapefruit? You want to go grapefruit next?

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Always go green after red. Okay, we go lime. Yeah lime. Where's this lime from?

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Oh, it's from the West Indies West Indies lime. All right, here we go with this next clip

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So Alex Jones is really pumped for whatever is gonna come from the Assange

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Revelation, okay, but what about the rest of the staff? That's a good question. What about Schroyer was Schroyer was

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oddly

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Skeptical now, he's not he's in he's fixed

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Well, he was just saying he's like it better be a big deal and a lot of times WikiLeaks can just be

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He thinks it's gonna be big. Okay, he's suggesting that the fucking globalists are gonna false flag

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Shoot a black guy with a white cop to cover up the story

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Yeah, but I mean, yes, that's what he's implying in that last clip

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right away here we find out about more of the more of the staff and

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And the thing that worries me though is this is Darren McBreen

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is just how

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Obviously is going to respond to this try to dilute it as much as they can

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I just worry about a lot of the Hillary supporters that are already out there because I mean she gets away with

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Everything are we gonna is this gonna be worse than Benghazi? I mean, is this gonna be worse than her deleted emails?

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Will this be worse than how she badgers women and goes after the women that were abused by her husband?

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I mean, how how bad can it get, you know, so I'm really excited to see what's what's they're about to announce

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Well, let me make some predictions. I think it's going to be more emails confirming

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that

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We already have one with one of her top

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You know people say hey we need illegal means and then the reported new email that we haven't confirmed yet saying use a drone. I

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Mean I think it's gonna be confirmed that she's been plotting to kill Assange. I

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I think also because we already know so the Intel it's going to be directly Roger proving in Benghazi that she ordered

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emails the shipments of weapons out of

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Code red or out of Libya into Syria

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And I think it's going to be Hillary directing the media word for word what to say

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I'm gonna go back to the brain a moment as I don't want him to leave

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Stay McBreen

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It's going to be the media I need you being directed on what to say and what to do right down to talking points

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It's going to be David Brock type stuff

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directing

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Lester Holt type stuff directing Megyn Kelly. It's gonna be the actual directions

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also

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It's going to be

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Other armed shipments into there is the Middle East it's going to be why not?

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the EU officials with NATO and the UN

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Being directed by the State Department to prepare the collapse really putting a lot into this one

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from Macedonia to Turkey and

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Keep in mind

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Alex said this is my prediction. Yeah. No all of this stuff is going to happen. I think it's gonna be

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Everything that verifies all of my narratives. Yep. That's that every lie

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I've told is gonna turn out to be true

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I mean it's tough to get away from how like invested that sounds you know like that's uh

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That's a very unhealthy level of here's what I think it's gonna be yeah

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But what I think he's really doing is putting all of his narratives in there

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Just that way if he proves any of them he gets to be like well

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We didn't see this stuff proved, but I still got one right the rest of its coming. Yeah exactly

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Yeah, you're probably right. He needs to get it was right. Yeah exactly instead. No sniper. No note

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No sniper activity just just a shotgun full of rock salt

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absolutely

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So in this next clip we get some more predictions I

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Believe this is gonna be half of what he's got and then he'll announce even more is coming out before the election

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Just watching how Assange does things

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I'm a brain. What do you think well? He's pretty much stated that as well

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He said he was he's got a a treasure trove of information

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He's gonna release bits at a time, but that's a lot in the next 30 days

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You know so we're gonna probably see once a week something like this, but I think the the big ones tonight

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Let me ask you this both of you

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I mean are you edgy or cedar what I was so hot today and had so much energy

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I can hardly finish my words. I was stumbling over my next word

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Can't even finish his words so much. I get excited and talk fast, but this is just an incredible time

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And I don't want to say it's a guilt its responsibility where I jumped out of bed at 1 a.m.. After sleep in three hours

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Yeah, I feel so good not even proud of myself. Just my cells

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I guess my soul is like yes work more work 20 hours a day do everything

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I've never felt so good working this hard. I mean if this is history. This is history

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He is so pumped. They are so they are like

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This is the vindication moment because they've never been right about anything before exactly so if they get one thing right

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They're gonna lose their shit exactly and Roger has clearly told oh

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Yeah, this is gonna be the big deal boat is coming in oh, yeah, and it's gonna break that fucking wall

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You know what it is

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It's the it's like a kid on Christmas who thinks that they're getting like a PlayStation, and it's really

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Yeah, they see the big box and they're like oh, this is the big box

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This is gonna be the one and they're so sure of it, and then they get disappointed on Christmas morning

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But the reason they get is their parents put a tiny pair of socks in there right just to fuck with their kids and the reason

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That they're disappointed is because their older brother Roger stone in this metaphor has told them

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It's finally time that you're getting a PlayStation. Yeah, that's

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Even though he's probably already seen inside the box. He was there wrapping it with his parents

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He's gonna be like this is gonna be hilarious. We're gonna fuck with him so bad

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This is gonna be so great exactly exactly so in this next clip Alex explains that he's the real media

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You know why because he's stayed up late

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That's where the true independent media

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We're up in the middle of the night well Fox tapes it shows and CNN tapes it shows at like 10 at night that air

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Overnight we're here giving you real live coverage and again

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I wouldn't care if they were telling the truth at CNN or Fox cool cool cool cool. You're the real media, bro

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In this next clip just to move move along. I have a ton of clips also West Indies lime. It's a winner

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Oh Jesus Christ, so great. Yeah, so good. I was gonna bring that up myself so good. Yeah, so good. It's just smooth

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Don't even know if that's the name of the company

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Essentially us finding out at 30 that Zima is great. You know what I never disagreed with that even when I was a younger man

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I didn't have one of those sort of antagonism

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Like I didn't like I didn't like a smearing off ice necessarily because there's too much sweetness right right of you

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But anyway, let's let's not know this is like this is like if the shitty water you bought earlier was actually delicious

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Let's not go down the road of my history with wine coolers

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Because it's gonna be a long

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Instead I would like to submit to you this next clip that just confirms that Alex Jones is

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Fully saying that this is their October surprise

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You're watching live coverage at

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2.52

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a.m. Central Standard Time 3.52 Eastern of the WikiLeaks

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Clinton October surprise that kicks off in about seven minutes the October surprise, baby

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It's gonna happen. So it kicks off in seven minutes. Wait, isn't this isn't this almost?

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Very similar to the time period where Donald

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Where Trump jr. Was texting or was on Twitter with those people illegally boy

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I wish I'd figured out the timeline before we did this episode. Yeah

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Yeah, probably cuz didn't he say like especially this would be great especially in the fall or was it in the summer?

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Are you talking about that meeting with vessel in its guy? Oh, no the one where he got the the

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Direct message about somebody who gave him who is gonna give him secret information

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Yeah, the the email from our us right right right, let me look that up

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Text let me I'm not texting. I'm looking up my date. So might as well fucking plug him right now fair enough. Never mind

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All right, you got a plug. I had no no no, I'm not gonna wear that. I am doing a show

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It's actually in my hometown of Princeton, Illinois. It's gonna be brutal. My family's gonna be there

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I'm just gonna lay out grievances. That's all it's gonna be

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I'm gonna lock the doors and I'm just gonna be like listen up

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Here's all the shit that my parents did wrong and I'm saying this publicly

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We need to have an intervention religion isn't real cool. It was months before the meeting was in June

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It was the Trump Tower meeting was in June. Ah, so the emails are before that. Gotcha. I'm not entirely sure

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Exactly what was going on?

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like

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Clandestinely at the at this point in October rare. That's what we got there. So

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Alex says we got seven minutes till it starts. Yes, and when it starts

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There are a bunch of people journal

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There's like some journalists who are giving a bit of a lecture about the history of WikiLeaks, right? Because it's the 10th anniversary of WikiLeaks

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That's all this is. Yeah, and so they're giving a they're just you know, giving Chelsea Manning is a hero

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This is very important pretty much everything since then has been bullshit. You know what?

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I don't have a clip of this, but this is actually the only time that Alex Jones didn't misgender her

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Really? He actually called her Chelsea on this episode and always calls her a man or Bradley Manning

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Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. Actually that is weird. Actually. He has adopted the naming convention. He does say Chelsea

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Generally speaking now, but also misgenders her. Okay, but in this case

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Totally cool with it brings up it brings up how?

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Asan should have been like I will go to prison if you release her. Yes, and he Alex even uses the her pronoun

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Wow, it's very weird, but I think it's a secondary. I think he's right. I think he's distracted. Yeah, of course

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so distracted enough so that he

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Finally isn't a transphobic monster for a short period of time. Well that takes attention to detail it does

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So it's hard to be a transphobic monster exactly we don't think about that enough how difficult it is

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To be prejudiced against everybody who is different

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Well in the same way that Alex is complaining about how like oh, I do I have to keep up with these new terms

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Everybody introduces new terms and it turns out it's not hard to do

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It's not that hard

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But I can understand how it would be tough for a bigot to be like where

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Why do I have to keep finding new targets for my hate? Yeah

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Why do I have to keep finding new rationalizations for hating people who are different of course?

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Why are there so many ways people can be different?

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That's

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Gotta be exhausting. Yeah, it does um so the the press conference starts with these people giving a history of WikiLeaks

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Yes, Alex. I don't think knew that was gonna happen and so he just lets it

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He thought it was gonna be full-on Julian comes out and is like bombshell

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Bombshell fuck yeah dick this shit. Yeah swing him. Yeah

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Instead it's this

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You know ten years ago

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We started this website and blah you know and he doesn't really know how to deal with it

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so he just plays it straight and

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Of course haven't kept any of that in of course

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But here's an interesting editorial that Alex drops in before things turn for him

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Definitely patriots they're real liberals you're seeing real liberals in action here by liberals Thomas Jefferson was a liberal means more freedom

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Telling the truth being honorable

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These are real liberals, and that's why you hear

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Obama and Hillary saying they're totally well in the worst people in the world must be shut down

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It's why you're a son saying Hillary wants to put the brief pre presses neck in an ish

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so

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They're the real liberals. That's cool

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Alex is super into it. He is still

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pumped they're patriots

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Absolutely he's not an American no, but he's a real patriot

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What does that even mean? Hey? He's a patriot. He's like Thomas Jefferson Thomas Jefferson wasn't a real American

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He moved well true, but you create a new identity

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And he gets to adopt it right if Julian Assange were a founder of our country he could play

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He could claim that he's an American

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European right this is a guy

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From where's he from?

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Assange where's he from so no no no he committed all of his crimes in Sweden, right?

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That's where I got it. That's the one yeah. Yeah, where's he from I think he's British. Okay, baby

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Australian could be Australian who knows where is he from Paraguay?

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I think we've I think we've landed on Paraguay as the reality big gap in our knowledge

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country of origin

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Shit, he's a monster. I got Australia from the chat room okay

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He's an Australian dude who's committed a crime in Sweden who's now in the UK in an Ecuadorian Embassy Alex course

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He's an Australian they come from a line of criminals

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I don't know why there's no reason my point is that so does everybody from Georgia my point here

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Don't say that man. There's a bunch of Australian listeners. I know I'm sorry

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I wasn't trying to do that my point is that you have a circuit circuit to it. Oh boy

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Sir Q it is exactly there you go root for him to find himself in the Ecuadorian Embassy in the UK

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And Alex is like he's a patriot. Yeah great. Yeah

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So anyway in this next clip we get especially considering that it never mind never mind in this next clip

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We get Darren McBreen jumping back in I believe and we're talking about how fucking hardcore this data

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Dump is gonna be yeah, and then an accusation is made about the internet

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I let's go to Darren McBreen here. We are at 3 30 in the morning covering this. This is history again

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Hardcore is the data dump he's gonna give on Hillary

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Well, I hope it's super hardcore, but you know you guys were talking earlier about how a lot of times

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You go to these news websites, and you get more information in the comments section

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And then now you know that a lot of that you don't do is they'll turn off the comment section so nobody can read

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That's the new architecture. They're even going a step further Hillary Clinton

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She now has a troll army so what she will do is they've got all these people that they're spending millions of dollars

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For these trolls to go to these news websites to go to info Wars calm to go to Facebook and to argue

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With people with it with and of course they're they're pro Hillary and they basically attack anybody who has anything to do

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Yes, sir assholes, so these are paid trolls an army of paid Colin. I'll ensure what's your view on this well?

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Um Darren is completely correct. They have to pay these people to go online you can charles

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Sorrows, I don't think look. I don't care. What side you are on

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For the most part you do not have to pay people to be assholes online right generally speaking

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Everybody does it for free and you know what honestly I think it's

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If you're on one side of the political divide and you're getting abused a bunch by people in comment sections

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I think it's actually a much more comforting idea that they're paid

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Because oh yeah, no of course because if not that means

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Or they're doing it because they're monsters right right right exactly

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It's actually kind of like when you look at the idea of like like just take a picture of humanity

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It's like I would much rather these these dicks posting all this violent angry shit

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We're getting paid to do it right otherwise at least everybody might be an asshole then if the money shuts off that'll stop

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That's a good point

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I didn't consider that and if the money doesn't like if they're just doing it because I feel this in my heart

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Then like oh boy. I'm in for the rest of my life. Yeah, then there's really nothing you can do outside of I

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Mean hopefully education, but yeah, that's never gonna happen now people don't like that

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Uh-huh, it's mean so what they're specifically talking about is David Brock's correct the record

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Initiative where they had a bunch of people who were going around to find places where misinformation was being spread about Hillary Clinton and post the

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Explanation of it rare and I get held the idea of like they're getting paid to flood comment sections and stuff like that

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Yeah, I get how the reality

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Is very close to the version that Alex is spinning

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There are people who were paid to do that they were Russian

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But the the the the version that they're explaining is conflating probably

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Dumb people with the people who were paid yeah, there's probably like you you'll never really be able to prove

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XY or Z person on the internet was paid yeah

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but if you just say they're all paid then you can take the

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Behavior of someone who is awful and assume that's the same as a person who's like well actually here's the here's an article

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About what really happened there pop it up. I don't know. It's a it's a dumb game

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It's dumb facts are never going to win because they are always reactive

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Yeah

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The only possibility is education and education isn't really going to win because in order to be educated

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You have to admit that you don't know things

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It's humble you admit that you don't know things that makes you feel stupid and the people that we are fighting against are

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essentially people who

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Refuse to admit that they don't know something. It's a threat. It's a threat to your self-identity

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Yeah, especially if you're a manly

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If you're like so invested in this male identity of always being the strongest

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That then has to apply to the intellectual sphere as well. I would be willing to bet Alex what it like. I know it's a

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Hecky

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Hecky thing ah but I bet he won't ask for directions like oh

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I bet he is that right and why is it?

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Why don't they make the plane out of whatever the black box is made out of that doesn't have to do with masculinity

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But you know what does this next clip?

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This next transitions

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Owen Troyer decides I'm gonna be fucking manly as hell, and he does a own Troyer shouldn't do that

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He is not manly. He does a pro wrestling style shoot all right on David Brock all right. I like it here

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You know it's amazing. That's something. I don't think it's it's set it by the way

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Let's put the WikiLeaks press conference kind of lower corner if we can so folks know what's going on

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They're boring and we're covering that but but go ahead. Oh Fox News calls you out MSNBC calls you out

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CNN whoever calls you out and

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You respond Hillary Clinton calls you out says you have a dark heart you respond with and they never covered it, okay?

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I called you a money laundering thief David Brock notice. He won't respond

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Where are you? He doesn't want to go there if somebody if somebody said something that damning about myself about my personal record

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I think that I would want to respond about you're a lying inaccurate piece of shit right and we actually I can't wait

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I'm calling you out

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Owen Troyer if you want somebody to fucking come at you like it's no big deal

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Let me tell you something you work for a lying piece of shit

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And that makes you a lying piece of shit you think you're a bigot even fucking you don't even know

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You're also bad at your job. Yeah. He's really bad, but I would I would posit this as a potential explanation

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Alex has something to gain from engaging and that is increased exposure

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And then he sells more of his dumb products and David Brock doesn't have anything to gain by engaging in fact

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The only person who has anything to gain by David Brock

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engaging is

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Alex Jones exactly that's it so this whole thing of like why won't you come at us right is so desperate when you really look

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At it through like the lens of the real world right it's like of course

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I don't want to dignify you with a fucking you're just trying to your it's schoolyard shit. Yeah, it's absolutely

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Bullying I mean bullying currently it does seem like we're in something of the opposite position

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In so far as we only have something to gain if Alex comes after us totally he will then

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Of course never no. Yeah, so Alex what I'm saying is you're a giant pussy, right?

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Yeah, and your whole worldview is based on anti-semitism

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The issue to what it comes down to often is that like I don't know if David Brock is involved in money laundering

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I have no idea, but oh and sure you're making that claim

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in order for it to be liable like proving it in court is is difficult in the same way that like

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There's a but you know

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The way that our laws are written in terms of like slander and libel are it's very difficult to prove

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The legal standard of those things to protect free speech right you would rather err on the side of right

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Yeah, they kind of know that so they they well they have to because that's their whole game

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basically, literally all they do is skirt as close to a libel law as they possibly can and then fucking

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Settle try and fall back and settle. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So this promos not over

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Here you go. He won't respond to the reports you were covering. So David Brock. I'm accusing you of money laundering

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I think that you are an absolute thief. You are the Jordan Belfort of the Democratic campaign

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Campaign donation funding you and Mary Bonner need to be audited and looked into by the IRS and probably put in jail

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Okay, let's hear you respond to that. I bet your dark heart has nut look how he's a total moron

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He looks like he looks like a lobotomized dog. I gotta go for the looks five pair

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It looks like a dog in the headlines. I mean look at that joke, right?

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Do we don't have any proof that he's a money launderer?

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So he looks like a money launderer done on some level. I admire that Owen Troyer was at least saying a thing

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You know, it's trying. Yeah, I don't know if that thing is real or true, but at least it wasn't looking that dumbass hair

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Yeah, and Alex can't hang. I mean, I don't know if it's just because he's

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That it's that late and he's tired. Uh-huh, but he would do that at noon. Yeah, I was gonna say no

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it's not that it's that Alex is Alex is afraid of

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of

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Making that kind of a concrete claim. Yeah, Alex would far would much rather just go for the

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Emasculate as opposed to anything else because he knows his viewers aren't really going to care

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Like David Brock you can say David Brock is a money launderer and they'll be like, yeah, he totally is

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But what's gonna get them excited is saying that he looks like a lobotomized

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No, whatever. What would he what that's really gonna get him excited is the next clip

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Okay, but before we get there just while we're on the topic of money laundering. Oh

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Do you mean our president? No

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Fortified supply calm. Oh shit. That's right tax

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deadlines

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April 15 April 15 are fast approaching. Oh, yeah

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Alex, I don't want us. I I don't know for sure

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I don't know all the intricacies of the law, but I think he might be doing some money laundry. I

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Don't think that's liable. Oh, man. Anyway in this next clip, like I said

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This is gonna get there. This is gonna get their dick side. Oh, yeah, not just like making fun of his hair

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No, that's not enough. Uh-huh. Is that stupid gray hair like a Mars attack space alien head?

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He doesn't care about anything else except money. All right, that's all this guy and and and he loves being a sausage

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Well, actually, oh, okay. Hey, he's actually I mean his ex-boyfriend actually

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Blackmailed him and and I don't know. No, he's a connoisseur Vienna sausage. I mean he actually likes little canned meats

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Okay. Well like are you talking about mini weenies or does he like as many when he likes the mini weenies?

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He liked David Brock likes mini wings when David Brock has a is one of his super backs. Yes thought bubbles

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It's about being a sausage when he when he has his super packs hosting these parties. Actually, he serves miniature wieners at his party

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But hey, he got blackmailed by his ex-boyfriend. He had to pay his ex-boyfriend

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on the serve

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breakfast sausages

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I

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Think he's funny

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Yes, really funny. He thinks he's thinking he's a fucking crushing the sycophantic assholes around like yeah, that's true

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You know, they just like haha. Yeah. Oh, that's great. I bet he does like

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Breakfast foods. I'm trying to insinuate that he's super gay though, right?

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I'm trying to insinuate that Vienna sausage that the that you said well is actually a what's your mism?

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What's fun about that bit as a two-man act? Is that like Owen is doing exactly what he should do, right?

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He's playing the straight man

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Well because Alex is bringing up the mini weenies and what have you to make fun of the idea that David Brock is gay

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Right and Owen is like well actually now bringing up like substance

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Yeah, whether it's true or not is another matter, but he's like, oh, yeah

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Not only that, but he had to pay his boyfriend all this money. No. No, I'm

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literally

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It's like Alex you are the worst

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You have already done the bit now

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You're trying to do it again and Owen doesn't have the improv chops to roll with it, right?

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Of course, he can't like he you can see it in his face to there. He's just exasperated. He's like, alright

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Yes, I mean, it's not it's not a good joke, but I can't say it on air

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Well, the thing too is they're like, I don't know exactly what the money they're talking about is. I don't really care

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This is just part of their pizza gate coverage because David Brock's ex-boyfriend was James

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Elephants who owned comet ping-pong pizza, which was the center did not know that yeah

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Which was the center of the you didn't know that that's no reason this whole thing happened. I don't care

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That's the whole reason pizza game happen care about pizza gate

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Why would I pay attention to it in any way shape or form?

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It was obviously false and then it has it had the moniker of blank gate on it

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Which means I don't give a shit already. There was one gate. It was Watergate after that figure out a different fucking name

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Why is everything now? I'm doing an old bit now. I'm doing you're the hat listen

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Why is it that they don't make planes out of pizza?

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The whole reason the pizza gate got momentum and got

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like focused on comet ping-pong pizza to begin with was because in the Podesta emails that got leaked there were

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emails between

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John Podesta and James Elephants because James Elephants would host Podesta

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Hillary Clinton related fundraisers at comet ping-pong pizza because it was one of the hottest

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And best pizza places in Washington DC. All right, and so all the attention got sent that way

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Is that why their relationship ended ain't what no, I don't I don't know all the details about that

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I feel like it's not even appropriate

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Cuz I don't want I don't want I think I think it was before the gate to another reason that I hate them

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Because it ruined a perfectly good relation. I don't think so. I think they had already broken up by that point

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Okay, I don't again. I don't know people's private lives. It's not really all that important to bear enough

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But I do think but I should know about never I do think that one of the reasons that pizza gate got pushed the way

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It did is because James Elephants what had a connection to yeah

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Yeah, now I got who right-wing interests have a very serious boner. Oh, yeah

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they want to crush him because I mean he hosts the

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Most widely trafficked site that debunks their bullshit, right?

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So it may all that is to say I don't know what money David Brock gave James Elephants

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I don't particularly care and I imagine it wasn't blackmail

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But that's why Owens bring that up. Yeah pizza gate. I got you

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So again, they can claim that they never covered pizza gate

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But they they talked about a lot of it right now in this next clip

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We get the first sensible thing that's said by any staff member of info Wars on this broadcast

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Rob doe says guys. What are we doing?

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Rob doe is sitting on the sidelines and he has it's not reasonable, but he has the most measured response

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I think of anybody

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Just watching, you know watching WikiLeaks put this thing together

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I'm surprised they haven't just come out with the lead with the big guns, you know what?

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I don't know what this party is. Well, they've already released some incredibly powerful stuff

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They have but you would think that the stuff that they're talking on the build-up that has been to this ten-year

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Well, they're just giving a history. They're not trolling you ever anybody is what I'm saying. They're not trolling the world right now

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Well, let's see your hopes dashed is beautiful to me, but here's the problem Rob do's right, but he's got the wrong culprit

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It's Roger Stone. Oh, of course

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It's not Julian Assange that's doing this. It's Roger

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It's it's so crazy, but at least he's starting to

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Smell something weird. It's not something weird

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Do you know what's so great about this too is that Roger Stone?

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Smoothed this over like immediately like Alex almost certainly had like this. Hey Roger

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What did you do you fucking ruin this for me and Rogers like nah, don't worry about it. I got this one covered

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We're gonna take care of it in a certain way, you know terrible Roger. So I know I don't know how to do it

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Yeah, I know. It's like it's like certainly it's nasal, but I can't pull it together

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Yeah

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I nailed it once during our March 30th episode when I did an impression of him saying that Adam Schiff is a pussy

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All right. I have never been able to recap. All right, so for the podcast episode

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Whenever we release this later pussy, that's pretty close. It's not bad. It's not good, but I don't know

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So as the as this wears on

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There's more and more the history of WikiLeaks. There's more

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People just talking a big game about all they've accomplished. Yes, and at a certain point Alex starts to grow restless

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I mean whatever get the get that, you know, get the leaks out. I guess now they're taking questions from the audience

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Maybe we should put or let the journalists like where's the signs? Let's get to the meat and potatoes

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Yeah, and full words that come the Americans are impatient. Yes. Oh, yeah. Not today. I'm here sweetheart

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Don't don't call her sweetheart

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Don't call her sweet. It's as benign as he can get it. Don't do that in these these here parts

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I mean, I guess I guess it's better than cupcake, but still don't call her sweetheart. He comes from a different era

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Yeah, no, he doesn't know he doesn't

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Know maybe ten years old. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's really fucked up to me

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He is not more than ten years older than me. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I know right

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He looks like shit anyway

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In this so so perfunctory the way he said that yeah, I don't I don't want to gild the lily with

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Specific talk I can just bluntly throw that out in this next clip. Alex is just like get on with it

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He's getting like because at this point he still thinks the door the dunk is is coming

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And he's growing

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Exceedingly impatient. I love how WikiLeaks and this is just a criticism. I love what he likes

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I love Assange, but he's still mainstream media reporters who literally think cuz they can write an article their God

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there's there's a lot of arrogance here on average that we're seeing today that's true and

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With

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With Snowden they screwed him over. And so that's why everybody's doing their own journalists their own report. So it's more pure

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Because that's what this comes down to you're seeing in full wars comm live coverage of the WikiLeaks

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Our and a press conference. We're 42 minutes into it the next 10-15 minutes. Assange is gonna show up

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It's what we're all waiting for right now

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We've kind of gotten the history of WikiLeaks. It's very interesting. The problem is that the people doing the presentation are so cool

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They can't kind of bring themselves to give us any information

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Also along the way he's been like really pissed off at people's haircuts

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Yeah, like just all of these people who are doing the WikiLeaks

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press conference like

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Fucking hip assholes haircut. He thinks he's cool as a man whose hairline is receding

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I can respect that at

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3 a.m. He's like

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Fucking hate haircuts. I hate your hair is so good. This trendy motherfucker totally get it

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All right

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I'm gonna let him off the hook for that one because I've been there with fuck you fuck you and your flowing locks

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I do not understand it at all

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And I'm not trying to be mean. It's just that this is why I get called

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It's not whatever it is you're about to say sometimes like 30 40 big profiles New York Times, Washington Post

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You name it in the last few months?

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I just said I'm not doing it because I don't have time to sit there on a weird power trip with some journalists for a day

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So they write some twisted article just write whatever you're gonna write. So my deal is info wars drudge report. We're the future

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We're huge WikiLeaks is great

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But it's good to see how unpretentious drudge is or I'm unpretentious info Wars is you just said you're the future

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How unpretentious info war is not pretentious a little bit cuz these folks are great. That's poor

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It's just my god who puts together these productions get right to it

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I would you know give a five-minute history of what we've done

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Five minute history of what we've been through and then get to the data dump get to the meat and potatoes now now now

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That's the one Andrew Breitbart came out and said he's got this amazing video

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I think it was at some straw pack or something. They died a day later. Yeah, and then he died and then the stuff

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They released it didn't quite live up to what you thought it would be

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She's now gone to a new video

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So he goes back to the the WikiLeaks pre-conference because he realizes I don't want to talk about fucking Breitbart

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Yeah, because we did an episode about Andrew Breitbart. We know all of that is nonsense

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It was at CPAC that he gave a speech where he said that he was going to vet Obama

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yeah, and it was not the next day that he died it was it was a bit later and

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He had nothing and he died of a heart attack because he was a very unhealthy man who was probably deeply into cocaine

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Yeah, unfortunately, he didn't die sooner. I say the same thing about Scalia

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I talked and I'm gonna say the same thing about Gorsuch and

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Who else who else you got? I was watching. I don't know. I look I saw Andrew Anthony Kennedy

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I'm just gonna go through a list of the Supreme Court justices. I wish were dead

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I saw a video of Andrew Breitbart the other day and I got sentimental really. That's how bad it is

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That was a different time, right? That's when lies were just lies. No, instead of the truth

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Hey, you know what? I know that I'm wrong about this. I know I am

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Ahead of ahead of me saying it. I know I'm wrong now. I'm excited to hear what it is yet

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I think I could hang with Andrew Breitbart and not like beat his ass or something like that

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I wouldn't I wouldn't be so angry. Like if I hung out with Alex, I would leave, you know

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Right, right, right when I say beat his ass

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Of course, we're never gonna say you would never get it's not me

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That's unless you unless you and he were sharing the same cocaine. That's Alex rubbing off on me

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Yeah, I would hang out with Alex and I'd try and talk to him for a little bit. I gotta go

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I think I could hang out have a couple of drinks with Andrew Breitbart and think he's an asshole

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But also slap him on the shoulder and be like you piece of shit. Right, right, right, right. Like we could be

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Conveevil enemies like that kind of thing. I watched the video of him like convivial by the way, whatever

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I watched a video of him like fucking with some protesters. Uh-huh. They're like, this is this is quaint

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That's not good

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What whenever we're reminiscing fondly about whenever things were less evil, I guess exactly. Yeah

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Yeah, he's on some like roller skates or something. He's on roller skates roller skates now

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I'm on roller skates. You guys gonna push me over

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That is pretty funny anyway, I'm gonna give him that one

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Yeah, I will give the ghost of Andrew by Breitbart one point

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I've also been considering the possibility that since I did that deep dive and researched his death and I know how people like Alex Jones

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Have misused it for their own purposes. I might just feel a misplaced empathy for him

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And then that's entirely possible too, but whatever the case

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Don't don't fucking play your games did right-wing media kill Andrew Breitbart for their own purposes

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This is the question we should be asking. No, you had a heart attack. Yeah, he was a partier

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All right, you're partier with congenital heart effect

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Anyway in this next clip Alex Jones confirms. Once again, this is history

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Only the beginning of exposing all this. This is history

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Happening Julian Assange is coming

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ten minutes

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For dot-com live coverage in force dot-com or slash show

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What really happens is once he gives us the dirt we start investigating it. We put the reports out first

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We counter the globalist control narrative. Let's go back to

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Sarah Harrison and the

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WikiLeaks release

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So NORAD is tracking Santa Claus. He is coming right over Africa. He will be in the United States very soon

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Yep, that's where he's at. That's that's the the headspace. Also, once again Snowden had nothing to do with WikiLeaks

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No, it was Glenn Greenwald and the Guardian

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No, but I also think that just to give Alex a little bit of credit within the context of what he was saying

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It's not one-to-one necessarily that he was saying that he was involved with WikiLeaks, right?

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It's possible that what he was saying is that the mainstream media screwed Snowden over

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Maybe he's pointing the finger at Greenwald. I'm not entirely sure but they said WikiLeaks screwed. No, I don't think he did

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He did. No, I don't think he did. Okay. I think that if you look at the what he said they screwed

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Yeah, okay fair enough. I think if you look at it proper pronoun usage is beyond Alex's

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Yeah, because more of the complaints that he made in that clip that you're referencing were about like the Washington Post

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That's true. And the mainstream media. Fair enough, but I don't I don't know he might still think that Snowden was involved

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Yeah, but we can't we can't say for sure. All right, but at this point, yes

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The time has run out the clock has run out. It's time for Snowden

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Now you've got Snowden in my head. I got it. It's time for Assange to make his his appearance

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And in this clip, they're waiting for the people doing the press conference to get him on the phone

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And Alex Jones starts to have violent fantasies. Yeah

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Come on now. Come on. Come on now. Come on

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That way one goes there aim the crosshairs this way pull the trigger that way there sink the enemy

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That's how it's done pull the knife across the throat like that across the garage. It's press in lovingly watch the blood spray

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Politically

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It looks like they've restarted the computer

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Set that up as if they're not gonna hack I said try to keep sons off

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I mean it might be technical difficulties too, but so they're getting a little punch-drunk now

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Yeah, I think Alex might have had a few drinks. Yeah, now they're now they're all I know

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I still don't think he's had a few drinks

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I think it's I think it's at that like tired you get it you get to that like 4 or 5 a.m

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Moment where you're just you stop being like like if you if you remember like a lock-in

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Yeah, like do you remember when people used to do lock-ins? Yeah, yeah, and you would get to that like 4 or 5 and everybody

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Be weirdly giddy because everybody's so tired. They're like the the real you would come out. I don't know if it's a real you

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Oh, that's the real Alex. I'm scared cut his throat push it push it in lovingly

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I want to kill politically. I wish for a stab him in the gut for good measure. Yes

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Yeah, yeah that part wasn't political though. That was just regular but to be fair

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They had some technical difficulties and couldn't get Sanj on the phone. So Alex had to vamp a little. Oh, we got our first loser

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I'm not a grapefruit. Oh, really? I enjoy this not agree. Not a big grapefruit. This pample mousse is not terrible pample mousse

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Fuck you

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So I have corrected language like five times tonight. This is annoying

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I know I'm turning into my weird grammar a number of them has been appropriate because I have

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Mispronounced a couple words or or stay well for them convivial was egregious. Yeah, but pample mousse isn't anyway, uh

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So Alex at this point, they're trying to get a Sanj on the phone and

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They're having technical difficulties Alex

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So they think they're going to get a Sanj direct

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What do you mean?

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I mean info worse thinks that they're going to call a Sanj and a Sanj is going to answer and talk to them

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no the people doing the press conference that they've been watching are calling us on

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That's right, because he can't leave the equator. Yes

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and so they're trying to get him on Skype and they had a little like

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Tech difficulty or whatever and so I was like I told you they were gonna hack it, right?

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They're not gonna let a Sanj be on air rarer. So clearly he's he's

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Gung-ho in this the globalists are trying to stop him from talking

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When in reality, it was just Skype dropped or something like that. It's an international Skype call that happens every time

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So a Sanj gets on uh-huh and he starts talking about the history of WikiLeaks and at this point Alex Jones

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Starts to realize it's not gonna go his way. He starts to realize this might be zero

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All right, we're trying to figure out exactly what's being said here ladies and gentlemen just like everybody else

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Julian Assange is here with millions watching around the world. He just said talked about building a pub or something somewhere

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We're trying to figure this out right now

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This is kind of fun. Yeah

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Alex is

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Like disappointed and confused Alex, this is my favorite Alex, I think I'm starting to love this

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I think he wants to own a bar. I think he's opening a pub or something. I don't fucking know

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Um, I I stayed up for this. Oh

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God, what am I doing with my life? He is none plus to play this. So in this next clip

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Alex is more disappointed and then something happens with Owen Schroyer that I think is very

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Interesting considering he claims that he's from st. Louis, okay

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Oh, none of them bring the mic close to speak. It's like way back in the back of the room. They're all just acting liberal

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I'm honestly shocked at the two-shot to the two-bit nature of this so far

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St. Louis me

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Why does he say shacked because he's he's from the East Coast. Oh

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He was going with that accent. I'm shacked. It's 3 in the morning. So it's coming through slipped

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Oh boy. He's actually probably some sort of bougie East Coast

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Asshole comes from money and just claims that he's from I don't know shacked. He could be a selfie that would be a selfie fine

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Even so then why would you cover that up? That would be perfect for the in fours milieu. No, that's true

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That would be perfect. Whatever it is. It's something he's trying to pretend isn't really him. I'm shacked

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He's probably from New Hampshire. Maybe I don't know possible whatever it is. It's some sort of it's some sort

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That's the only state on the East Coast. I know all the rest of them are just never what about Rhode Island

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I've never heard of it. It's tiny

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But like that that to me is really fascinating cuz it happened another time, too

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I've heard that happen twice and both times he's like said

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Shacked or I can't remember what the other word was, but then immediate like I'm shocked. I am shocked. Yeah, that's that's crazy

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Yeah, that's crazy

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Especially because if he did have an actual Missouri accent shocked wouldn't even be a thing

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No

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When when have you been so tired that you accidentally pronounce something in a regional accent?

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That wasn't your actual speaking voice. Oh, that's crazy because I am from Zimbabwe

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So I'm not I can't I can't let that

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Hmm hmm we're getting that was the wrong country. No, we're getting an interesting point from the chat room

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That is that Wisconsin also has that kind of hi. There we go. She's true or Minnesota

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True Minnesota sounds more reasonable now

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She know because I think I don't know there's something very specific about the air to it. That seems East Coast

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I might just be biased because I grew up in Boston for a little bit right when I was younger

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But that stinks of Massachusetts in in my experience. I agree. There's a the vowel is slightly different

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the phoneme

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Minnesota

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Boston yeah, and own Troyer's kind of fasten. It's kind of gingery. So

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yeah, that also goes along with the

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Sort of traditional Boston right anyway in this next clip Alex Jones realizes this trucking thing is a mess

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Well, I don't want to be negative or mean. We're just gonna be honest. It's all we can do. This is a frickin train, right?

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and

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Came in and worked really hard tonight

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We are like 10 minutes into incoherent babble. No, I just hear like

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So I can like sin the ring race where this is that I mean because I'm sitting here and we've got him

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Over the hot coals here and again in the incoherent Babylon you're hearing anything

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I'm struggling to make out a lot of what he's saying

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I've been trying to hear the words Clinton or Democrats or US election. I haven't really heard any of those key words

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Well, well in case he's doing it, let's go back to it. We're just not intellectual enough to understand this here

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Let's go back. That's that's possible. It might be a little bit of insight. Yeah

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That's entirely that's probably the most honest thing he's ever said we might be too stupid to understand this

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I mean, he's being glib. But yeah, there's like I mean, he's just talking about the history of WikiLeaks, right?

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That's what the press conference is about and the reason that they like because they are looking for X Y and Z in it

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And you only get a they're like, oh, I don't understand any of this. This is all this is all Greek to me

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Right, right. This is babel. This is nonsense

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It's just they're disappointed

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Like to to the to the actual reality of the press conference. Can you really point to?

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any

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earth shattering things other than

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Chelsea Manning's revelations and the way that they fucked up the US election for WikiLeaks

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No, I don't think so. Yeah, right. No

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You know, there's some interesting stuff possibly, you know, there's some things that are interesting

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No, they put together they put together a lot of a lot of releases that are

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Embarrassing for the US government but a lot of those were just things that are

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Uninteresting to the general populace and if you really get into them, you'll be like, oh well

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This does mean something but for the most part nobody paid attention to anything other than those two. Yeah situations

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Yeah, yeah, probably

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Well, so you don't really need to do a 10-year

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anniversary explanation you need to be more like

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Chelsea Manning is a literal hero that was imprisoned for I

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Mean there could have been more than that in the press conference. Maybe that's possible, but we can't rewrite history

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That's true. All we can do is look at Alex Jones having a real bad time at 2 3 in the morning. It's delightful

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I love it. So in this next clip Alex Jones fully realizes that this is nothing and then he floats a theory

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We don't do it at 3 a.m. What this is like

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So these idiots can get on TV with their hair sticking up he just admitted it we don't do it at 3 a.m. Oh my god

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This is my favorite so he is my favorite Alec he is now insisting that he is whining

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Petulantly like a little bitch exactly. Love it. I love it. He is now insisting that Assange has made a deal with Hillary

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That's what he said there at the end. Yeah, he's made a deal. He's made a deal which he reinforces in this next clip

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Nonetheless before the end of the year he's made a deal before the election jackass 34 days 34 private pile 34 34 private pile

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What is that? It's a goddamn jelly donut! And why don't we have jelly donuts because you're a disgusting liberal fob!

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Devastating. Devastating. You're great. Operation Asswipe launched by Jimenezauce. So far a devastating letdown.

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So they're getting bitter. Oh, it's so good. So the thing is like

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If Alex at this point in October of 2016 was so confident about Trump and everything like

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Why are you freaking out about how we only have 34 days for secret information to be released by this

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Organization in order to win the election, right? He's desperate for this information

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Before he's banging on the table screaming 34 days

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Kind of gives a different picture than his, I knew he was gonna win all along. Right, right, right, right. But that's just me. I don't know.

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I just, I just, this is so good. This is like if every single one of his narratives were broadcast live

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He would constantly be like, oh, I'm wrong. Oh, no, I'm wrong. Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm wrong. Oh, no

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Like that's why you don't do things live, Alex. You're, you're wrong about everything. And again, it's why Roger Stone has accidentally rat-fucked him. Yeah.

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So in this next clip- Yeah, that's the reason that, that is the reason other news outlets use teleprompters and don't go live to this shit

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And pre-tape their overnight shit because they can't verify it on the day. Also, that's why news outlets don't be like

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Here we go. Yes. You don't hear Jake Tapper being like, here's my prediction. Let's fucking do this. Here's my prediction

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This interview will verify every little thing that I hope and pray for. Right, right, right. Oh, good God. Yeah.

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So at this point things turn ugly. Okay. And Alex gets really mean.

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Is it true? Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.

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Real laugh. That's a real laugh. If you couldn't hear over Jordan's cackly laugh throughout, after he said, after he said this man has no dick, it's a constant

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Like he cracked his shit up. He really loved it. He's like, I nailed it. Listen, I'm not going to lie. I agree with him. That was hilarious.

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He did the big tell. He goes, by the end of the year, they're going to wait until the election's over and release whatever it is.

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Who's got a bigger man piece, Michelle Obama or Julian Assange right now?

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We're not trying to be mean to Julian Assange. This has been an interesting and interesting podcast.

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Let's go back to this guy. Let's go back to Julian Assange, who I like until this moment. I'm having a real problem.

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You're having some problems. It was in the WikiLeaks, but not this time. This time I am greatly disappointed.

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Oh my God. So this next clip. Troyer fucking ruined it. I was having so much fun. When he directs it at somebody like a Julian Assange, I get to just relax and be like, I am enjoying this too.

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And then Troyer's like, let's be sexist. Don't worry, it's not over. Let's be a fucking monster. Don't worry, Alex's bullshit is not nearly over. This goes on quite a while.

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But in this next clip, we get what I am going to label perhaps the weirdest. I'm going to spoil it ahead of time. This is an ad pivot.

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Oh, also Troyer is being racist as well.

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Yeah, he's being all of it.

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He's going all in on being sexist, racist, disrespectful. What else you got?

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He's the Neapolitan of bigotry at this point. But this next clip, dude, this is the weirdest fucking ad pivot I've ever heard in my entire time.

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But you know, it is karma. We troll a lot. We've been friends.

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Oh, now he's going to hock some products. Infowarslife.com. Infowarsstore.com. You can buy our non-GML Ireland seeds.

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And I guarantee you, you will actually grow some real vegetables, fruit trees, you name it. Probiotic, paint him down, please.

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Biome defense, high powered Infowars probiotic.

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That's so weird.

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So he's like, oh, now he's going to fucking sell some product. By the way, we have 30% off.

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No, no, no, no, no. What's fascinating to me about that is I think there's three pieces of that that's crazy.

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First is we troll people a lot, we got trolled.

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I know, that's so weird.

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Which is like admitting that you're not a journalism outlet, first of all.

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And second of all, you didn't get trolled by Assange, you got trolled by your rap fucker in-house Roger Stone.

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Second is that Julian Assange is celebrating the 10th anniversary of WikiLeaks and there's a book.

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He brings it up and he's like, oh, now he's trying to hock some products.

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And it's not the I'm going to hock some products too. It's like a knee-jerk reaction.

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Right. Somebody hawked products, for some reason I have to.

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There's a product hawking going on.

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Hold on, hold on, hold on.

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Okay, so we go out to a bar with Alex. He starts saying some crazy shit.

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We're just like, hey, we have some knowledge fight buttons and he will shut it down and just start selling us shit.

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But it'll be muscle memory.

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Yeah.

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He's not even aware that he's doing it at first and then as the ball rolls, he's like shut that down, shut that down a little bit.

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I got to do a real ad.

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Lower it.

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Listen to this one more time with that in mind.

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But you know, it is karma. We troll a lot, we've been friends.

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That is the recruiting smiles.

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Oh, now he's going to hock some products.

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Infomoreslife.com.

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That's muscle memory. Just immediately.

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I'm seeing the widest selection.

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Like in the same sentence. There wasn't even a comma.

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No. As it goes on, that's when he gets into the like, I started it, let's fucking go through it.

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Right.

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It's astounding.

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Right.

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It shows that what is always in his heart is selling shit.

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Selling shit.

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And that's, when you were saying that like your real self comes out, this is where I would make that argument.

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Okay. Fair enough.

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As opposed to the slit your throat.

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Right.

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That's in there. That's in there.

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That's in there.

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That's the real self.

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That's in the mix. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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More the, I do sell seeds.

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Right.

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Let me talk about them. That's his.

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Wait. Also, I've never heard him sell seeds before.

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Oh, he's got a lot of seeds.

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He's got seeds?

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Heirloom seeds.

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And then he guarantees that you're going to grow some real plants? Isn't that how seeds work?

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It's one of his old sponsors.

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Uh huh.

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It's one of those old ones that stuck around a long time, like the survival foods.

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Okay.

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Survival seed banks.

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Right.

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And what have you.

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How is hide your guns working?

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Someone did tell me that website still exists.

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Alright.

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I'm not going to go to it.

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Okay.

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So in this next clip, Owen turns on Julian Assange.

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Okay.

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He does seem, I mean, he does in this video again, I'm hoping, all right, I'm going to keep my fingers crossed.

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Julian Assange will come out with something still.

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He's still talking, but he kind of seems he's coming off like a bit of a cock.

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No, no, no.

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He said in this by the end of the year.

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Hey buddy, there's two months to the end of the year after the election.

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We have 34 days, 34 days pile to save the world from Hillary that wants to kill you.

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What the hell's your problem?

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Do you want to kick ass or do you want to start chewing concrete?

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Uh, Schroyer.

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You got two choices.

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Start giving us the data, Assange, or go to Easter Bunny place.

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I came here to chew bubblegum and listen to Assange leak documents and I got neither.

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And I'm all out of bubblegum.

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No.

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Man, I have never been trolled like this.

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Oh boy.

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Oh boy.

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Their references didn't work out.

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The two man act is falling apart.

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It is not good.

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No, it's, um.

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I thought I could rely on, well, one Owen Schroyer is the fucking worst at this.

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He's not good.

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He is really bad at this.

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I wish his Boston accent would just let it free.

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I mean, I came here to chew bubblegum and listen to Assange.

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Listen to Assange.

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One, too long.

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Right.

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And two, you can't end that with and I got neither because that's not a joke.

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That's a disappointment.

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I honestly think that's a C in terms of a line.

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You think so?

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Well, but the reason that I came to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum

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works is because both of those things are things that you have control over.

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Right.

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Like, I can chew bubblegum or I can kick ass.

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Right.

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Also, Rowdy Rowdy delivered the hell out of them.

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Right, but you can't control what Julian Assange is going to do.

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No.

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So you're kind of like, I am either going to chew bubblegum or passively take in this

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thing that didn't happen and I don't have gum.

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You should buy some gum.

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He could have bought some gum.

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It doesn't really work, but he hit that cuck hard.

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No, the cuck was good and then Alex came in with just garbage.

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Alex is bad.

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Right.

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He's not doing his part.

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Alex is out.

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He's not doing his part in this brother's brother's routine.

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Right.

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But fuck you for thinking that because Alex is about to come through with a haymaker in

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this next clip.

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Okay.

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Is this the death of WikiLeaks?

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I mean, are we-

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Drudge breaks stuff every day.

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We thought we were about to-

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I mean, which is why we kissed this guy's ass.

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We thought we were about to have like a rebirth.

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We thought we were going to have like a new explosion of WikiLeaks and now are we seeing

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the exact opposite?

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This is Hillary's October surprise.

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Come on, again.

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Julian Assange, Julian Assange trolling the world is Hillary's October surprise.

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Come on, Assange.

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Julian Assange is a Hillary butt plug.

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Yeah.

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Shit.

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Were you thrilled to be-

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Love it.

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Were you excited to be lip syncing over that?

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I was.

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Yeah.

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Ew.

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I was going with some Vic Mensa, by the way.

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Right.

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It was the rebirth of the rock.

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So, Dwayne Johnson?

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Mm-mm.

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Okay.

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Mm-mm.

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Hillary, her October surprise-

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She's got a butt plug.

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Well, she has a butt plug and that is that she has co-opted Julian Assange.

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She has made a deal with him and that's the surprise we've been trolled.

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I love how extreme... It is nice to know that his insanity always has to go extreme

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because now, of course, he loves WikiLeaks again so much as just-

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Oh, yeah.

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It was in the WikiLeaks.

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We all knew it the whole time.

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But for one night, he just hated them so much.

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He's tired and they're the reason he's awake.

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I know.

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It's so good.

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It's fascinating because the speculation and where he's going with whatever his narratives

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are, it's so counter to just being like... If it were you and me and we were doing an everyday

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radio show, let's say, and Julian Assange made this announcement and we were like, let's

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stay up till three and watch this and stream it.

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It turned out he was doing just like, this is our 10th anniversary, we'd be like, oh,

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I guess we had it wrong.

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There's no information here, I guess, but happy 10th anniversary.

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Instead, Alex is like, he has turned on us.

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I think the most... If we were doing a daily radio show and you were like, hey, let's stay

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up till three.

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One, I would have been like, nah, I'm good.

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Two, if we did stay up, I would have been like, oh man, fuck that guy.

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All right, what else is going on?

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You doing anything you want to drink?

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I don't know.

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Let's get out of here.

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Yeah.

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It'd have been very simple instead of, this man betrayed me and I cannot stand betrayal.

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My soul is dead.

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He feels so fucking cooked.

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Hilarious.

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In this next clip, we get clear that the reason that he feels so bad is because Roger told

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him it would be big.

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All right, that's enough.

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We may go back to the feed in a moment, but I'm going to let the crew get home and get

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some sleep here.

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I think you can't hear what we're saying.

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Ladies and gentlemen, we're not losers because we got trolled by Julian Assange.

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He's done some good work in the past.

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We know he's under a lot of pressure being threatened, but I can tell you he keeps promising

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this damning, totally destructive evidence, and then he doesn't release us now 34 days

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out and now he's saying he'll release it before the end of the year, so that smacks of a sellout.

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They're claiming they're going to release documents every few days until the election,

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but I know they tweeted out and said damning evidence, decisive information, that Hillary

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Clinton was done.

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I mean, this is what they were saying.

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It's what they said through intermediaries, what they said to our sources, and then he

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makes this little joke and smiles.

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I don't tell you this type of stuff at 3 a.m., well, it's 5.30 a.m., bro, Eastern Time, 4.30

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as we speak exactly, Central Time, so here's the good news.

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We have all the real whistleblowers.

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We have the documents.

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You don't know.

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In fact, wait, you can't even claim that.

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No, of course not.

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You can't do that because literally you did a show because you didn't have the documents.

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And you were screaming, we got 34 days.

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Right.

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If you had the real whistleblowers and real documents, this would be, you would be in

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bed.

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Yeah, the idea that you are, that you have those documents and you could release them,

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but you were waiting for Julian Assange to release them because he has a wider audience.

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One cucks out the fact that you don't have an audience, two cucks out the fact that you

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don't have the documents, and three, you had to say, we're not losers.

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Well, yeah, he did have to say that because the audience might think he's a loser.

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Because he is a loser.

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He's a loser little titty baby.

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He's a loser little titty baby.

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So now the real true comedy of this is that Alex has been having people on like Tonto

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Speranto and- Not a real name.

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I mean, Tonto is his chosen nickname.

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We allow it.

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Yeah.

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And people like- I'm going to go with no, I don't allow it.

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Tash Plumlee.

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I'm pretty sure that's offensive.

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But he has these people on who have proven Benghazi in his worldview.

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Like Tonto and Tash Plumlee, they've proven that Hillary Clinton was fucking out of control

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and she did Benghazi.

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Why at the beginning of this show would he be saying, oh, what's going to happen is that-

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He's going to confirm- He's going to prove-

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Everything that we say that we did not prove.

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You know it, I know it.

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We didn't prove a goddamn thing.

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He doesn't know what proving is or maybe he does and that's worse.

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Well he does and that's why he did the show.

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He has to know what proving is because he had to do the show in order to prove that

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shit.

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Well, you saw it halfway through when he was like, all right, so he's going to give us

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the dirt and then we're going to write the articles and be out before everyone.

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We're going to write the articles after he gives us the dirt.

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He was doing a business meeting in the middle of it like, here's what we're going to do

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on break.

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He abandoned.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Basically.

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Exactly.

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Because he doesn't have shit, but he does have this.

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I'm still trying to figure out what we just witnessed here, a complete two bit hack job.

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They can't even get quality audio.

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They can't get quality video.

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They can't coordinate enough.

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He goes, and by the way, those of you, I loved how I know I was going to give you hardcore

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info and said I would, but I'm-

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You are saying that you couldn't have-

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I know I was going to and I said I would.

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He didn't say that.

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I'm not going to.

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But then also, you can't even give us good audio.

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That's where we flash back to the beginning of the show and Owen's mic wasn't on.

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Hey.

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Sorry, now's not the time.

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I was like, and by the way, if you expect me at 3 a.m. to give you anything, you're

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dumb.

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That was the tell.

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But by my book-

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These sociopaths and people, they always got to stab you in the back and just say, oh,

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I didn't imply this was happening.

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I didn't set you up.

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No, by the way, if you thought you were going to get it at 3 a.m., you were wrong.

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He has-

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Hey, guys.

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He has just-

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He's really hurt himself.

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I mean, let me tell you, I know how the web works, how the world works, you have really

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done it, buddy boy.

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Well, we're-

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You better release it all within 12 hours or you're done.

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We've been Wiki-rolled.

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That's what they're saying on Twitter.

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Wiki-rolled.

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We've been Wiki-rolled.

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Wiki-rolled.

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Instead of-

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Blue bottom TV's, bitch!

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Tell me that!

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Move, bitch!

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Get out the way!

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Get out the way, bitch!

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Get out the way!

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Move, bitch!

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Get out the way!

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I mean, you get out the way, man.

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Well, that's what I'm saying.

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I thought-

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You think you bitched us?

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You think you rolled us?

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Yeah.

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You ain't seen nothing yet.

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I thought we were in an info war.

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I don't know what these guys were doing up here.

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I'm rolling Hillary.

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I'm the dark heart.

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We ain't backing down.

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Just because you're a fake jump, don't think we are!

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That was soft.

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Get ready!

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That was soft.

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I'll double down because of this!

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I won't be associated with you!

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Now we have to make up-

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Blue bottom TV's, bitch!

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Tell me that!

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We have to make up-

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You better leave it for my hubas!

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I think we got a new- who was it that remixed the last one?

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I don't remember who did that.

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Oh, I think we got a new one to toss in there.

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What about that TV's, bitch?

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We got a bunch of new verses to add to that song now.

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He heard that song and he just got into the get out the way part of it, and then accidentally

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remembered too many other words from it.

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Who about that TV's, bitch?

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Also-

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Does not relate.

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Literally at the beginning of that clip, he just described Roger Stone.

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That was it.

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Of course.

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That was it.

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He just described Roger Stone whenever he's going on about how, oh, we had all this information

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and we were told that this was going to happen, and it was supposed to come and we had intermediaries

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and we had the whole thing, and it turns out we got nothing.

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And then he's going to say, and it was like, you just gave the exact answer that Roger

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Stone is about to give you.

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What about the TV's, bitch?

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Yep.

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That's what Roger Stone's going to say.

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Yeah.

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So we got one more clip left here, and this is sort of the end of his adventure in the

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early hours of the morning in this clip.

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This is our Colonel Cartsey dead moment.

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In this clip, Alex Jones and Owen Schroyer give a little bit of advice to Assange, and

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then close the only way that an Infowars show can.

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This is basically the Freebird of Infowars.

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Everyone knows exactly how this show is going to end.

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My listeners want to hear news covered in phone calls and cover video clips, not, oh

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my God, Assange is on.

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I thought he had this big data dump.

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Now he's destroyed himself.

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Yeah.

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Assange, if you want to sell some books, here's a little advice.

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Come on, give us the data and say, it's hard to pay for all this.

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We're under attack.

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We need your support.

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Instead, he didn't care enough to have audio that could be heard.

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Or a quality video.

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I mean, you're telling me, and he's built this up.

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This isn't like he just threw this together overnight.

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They've been planning this.

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This is something they had to plan.

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Yeah, we just decided today on air, I said, we're going live tonight.

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We're here at Olinoff.

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Great.

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Great job crew.

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And by the way, this crew deserves bonuses.

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Some of them aren't paid that well because we don't make that much money around here.

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Buy a bunch of products at implorestore.com.

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Buy them.

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You need them.

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They're all great for preparing us with their storable food or non-GMO seeds or t-shirts

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or books or videos.

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Come on, super male vitality.

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Come on.

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Come on, give me some super male vitality.

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Slam dunk at Pivot.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

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I love that he just reveals like, and they were planning this for months.

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We just decided to do this on a whim.

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Like he just said, we're bad at what we do.

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Roger said something earlier.

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Yeah.

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And also the other thing that's really fun about that is the, uh, the ad pivot, the beginning

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of the ad pivot was I don't pay these people well, these people are forced, they're forced

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to work overtime.

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Look, they don't get much money.

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Buy some products.

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Technically, uh, y'all are salary and this does not count as overtime.

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Exactly.

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So, I mean, disgraceful ad pivot to end this nonsense.

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Also, I love him giving ad pivot advice.

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Right.

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Like that was the way that started is just like, listen, if you want to sell some product,

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just say that you're underfunded.

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Right.

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Like he was, he was fucking cynically giving him advice on how to fuck over people.

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Asant, if you want dumb dumbs to send you money, pretend you're a victim and then they're

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going to fucking throw you so much money.

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It's crazy.

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Do you have any idea of the millions I'm making off this scam?

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Man, Asant, you should get in on this.

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This is great.

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If he was an overnight host, if he was like the 3am to 6am slot on a lot of shows, we

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would get such an honest version of Alex.

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It would be incredible.

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It would almost be too bad.

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He would not know how to lie the correct way.

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He's given up so much of the game on this one episode.

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It's a delightful, delightful experience.

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If he did overnights, his sleep schedule would adjust.

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Oh, that's true.

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Eventually he'd be able to lie very well early in the morning.

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Right, right, right, right.

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Fair enough.

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But that brings us to the end of this adventure and one of the funniest things that's ever

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happened on Infowars, I got super excited about this bullshit that Roger Stone had lied

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to them about.

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So good.

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And then they cucked themselves out as the night went on and you know what's the best?

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You know what's the best?

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Pre-show you told me this was going to be good, clean fun.

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And I thought, there's no way that Infowars could ever just be good, clean fun.

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This was, aside from the Michelle Obama thing, this was purely good, clean fun.

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You know what the other thing that's really good, clean fun is?

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That ad pivot is the spiritual end of the show, but the actual end of the show is Rob

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Doo is in the booth and Owen and Alex are at the desk.

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And Alex is like, all right, you guys can come in at 10 tomorrow and get off at three

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when the show's over.

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You guys can get off at three, have a short day tomorrow.

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I'm going to, I'm going to take off, uh, what, what, what, what do we do now?

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And then Rob Doo is like, we got a video and Adam's like, uh, Adam, Alex is like, how long

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is it?

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Nine minutes.

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Got two ads at the end.

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Like, is that the one that we were talking about?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's what we're talking about.

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All right.

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We're going to do this video.

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It's your traffic controller at the end of the night.

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They had no idea how they were going to end this.

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They got to have one production meeting a week at least.

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Come on.

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They legitimately thought they were going to go all night with like researchers working

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behind the scenes of like digging into whatever, uh, whatever Assange had brought to the table

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and instead, uh, so nothing.

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And this is the, I mean, this truly is what happens when you allow yourself to listen

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to Roger Stone.

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These are the dangers that can befall you.

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I know.

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I, I somehow, I think like I suspect that Roger Stone is going to escape all of this.

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Like no, no, no, no, no.

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Here's my theory.

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Roger Stone look alike goes to jail.

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That's what I think is going to happen.

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Or he's going to fake his own death like he's going to, we're going to find out he has a

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secret twin.

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Like Roger Stone is the trickster God who gets out of everything.

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If anyone deserves to live the life of earnest goes to prison, it's Rogers.

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I hate him and I hope he gets hit by a fucking truck, but I'll be goddamned if there's not

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a part of me that's like, cause he's like, he's like the con man.

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No, do you want him to get hit by a car, fly 40 feet up in the air, land with stars around

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his head.

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Look, he's a goddamn cartoon character.

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Yeah.

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While, while on the, on the other side of the street, there's a homeless man sitting

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there who looks at his, uh, brown bag and then goes and tosses it in, throws it behind

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it.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Oh man.

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Yeah.

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I, I get what you're saying.

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Like he's a, he's a fucking monster, but 50 years, 50 years from now, his life has

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will be the greatest story ever.

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Absolutely.

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And I can, I can, I know like his life is catch me if you can, essentially like that's

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what his life is.

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Although the damage he's doing is profound, I can still admire that in real time.

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Yeah.

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To some extent.

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Oh yeah.

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No, no, no.

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If, if we could go back in time, he should have been murdered so soon and it would have

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been fine.

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Like so much would have been better.

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Well, that's what, that's what a listener time.

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God damn it if it isn't weirdly fun to watch.

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That's a, that was a comment that listener Steph made on the, uh, on the, uh, our Facebook

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group about how like, how the fuck has he lived this long through all the nonsense that

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he's been.

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He's the fucking Duke boys.

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Yeah, it is.

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It is to some extent.

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He just gets out of everything.

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God, I hate him.

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Well, we'll see.

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We'll see if he lasts this one.

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See the only, that's the thing, that's the thing.

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The only person like fuck, uh, Breitbart.

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Like I couldn't give a shit.

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I do want to have a drink with Roger Stone.

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Like he's the only person.

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I feel like, I feel like if we went out with Roger Stone, somehow we'd wind up having a

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threesome and then we wake up the next day and be like, wait a second, hold on Roger.

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None of us.

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And he would be gone.

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He would have disappeared in the night.

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Um, you know, I, I, I, it's this weird like confluence of, um, personability and monstrousness

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where like Alex Jones is not personable and a monster.

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Roger Stone seems fun and is a monster.

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Same with Breitbart.

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Like there are people who are like, I think we could have fun.

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Right.

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And I don't know.

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No, no, no.

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I don't ever, ever agree with Roger Stone on any point.

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It doesn't matter.

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Like big picture.

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Right.

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And it doesn't matter for what we're interested in because these things are never going to

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happen.

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Right.

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We're going to have a drink with Roger Stone.

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I don't know.

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I think if we get big enough, Roger Stone would be like, Hey, let me give you some advice.

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Like I swear to God, I think Roger Stone would contact us and try and screw us over.

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By that time that Roger, by the time we get big enough for to be on his radar, he should

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totally be in jail.

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He will have to bring a drink to his commissary.

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That's how they deal.

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Hey man.

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Fucking look, uh, what's our, uh, our, our girl Carrie Callahan goes to meet, uh, no,

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she's Carrie Callahan in my heart.

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She goes to meet Mark Richards.

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I don't know if they get drunk.

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Well, it seems like it, but I don't know if they actually do.

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Um, I don't know.

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Uh, the, the real thing here is that whether or not Roger Stone did anything like explicitly

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illegal, Alex Jones did say he did earlier in this episode.

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No, he should go to jail.

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So we'll see how that works out.

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Um, this has been fun, Jordan.

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Uh, but if you want to find us, we are at knowledgefight.com also.

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That's where we are.

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I've got, I'm going to buy, I'm going to buy markrichards.com.

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Is that available?

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I don't know.

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Maybe we'll find out.

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Uh, yeah, I got something out.

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You're going to put something out here soon.

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Uh, you can follow us on Twitter.

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What am I going to put out?

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I don't know.

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Whatever it is you do.

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All right.

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I don't know what you write.

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You do all the research.

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Check out Jordan's blog over at, uh.

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Nah, don't worry about it.

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All right.

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It's just me threatening.

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But you just had a new post.

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I did.

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I took a couple of weeks off because every time, so I can't, like I wrote about gun control,

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uh, I don't know what, nearly a year ago.

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Yeah.

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There's just nothing else to write.

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Like there's no point in continuing to say the same thing over and over again.

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The points have been made.

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Exactly.

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Now is the time for us to just fucking come together and ignore everybody else and not

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give any concessions and just fucking do it.

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Yeah.

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And until we can do it, there's no conversation to have.

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Yep.

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There's no like, Oh, well maybe we should raise the age.

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No, we should ban all of these fucking weapons.

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That's it.

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Yep.

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Problem solved.

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You can also follow us on iTunes and on Twitter knowledge underscore fight.

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You can go to Facebook.

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Yeah, you can.

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We've got a special group that you will not be able to find unless you go home and tell

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your mother you're brilliant.

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If you want to do that also, uh, just good times all around.

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Good times all around.

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Is that a new send off?

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I think that's a new send off Jordan.

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You know what?

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Would you like to choose someone who sucks?

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So, uh, I am going to have to give it over and just as much as I hate to do this, but

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go fuck yourself.

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Roger Stone.

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No bullshit.

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I would like to say that I'm going to, I'm going to veto that.

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Okay.

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Can you do that?

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I am.

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I'm going to give you minus one point.

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That's fair because Roger Stone's rat fuckery is the only reason that this episode exists.

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That's a good point.

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But in the larger context, anyways, I'm going to say, go fuck yourself, uh, Owen Schroyer's

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fake accent.

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Good call.

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Andy in Kansas.

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You're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.