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Andy and Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex. I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.

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I love you.

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Hey, everybody. Hello, welcome back to Knowledge Fight. I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan.

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We are a couple dudes who like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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Now, is there a twist? Is it like two years ago you tweeted all the time about Alex Jones?

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I didn't.

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And then now you're tweeting the exact opposite of what it is you criticized Alex Jones for in the past.

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Nah, I'm just referencing Trump's dumb ass tweets.

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Oh, okay.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a tweet for every occasion.

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It's been the case for a long time, especially over this last weekend with his NFL bullshit.

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Oh my god.

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It's wild times.

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Our country. What are we doing? What are we doing?

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It's 90 degrees in Chicago at the end of September.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Puerto Rico is destroyed.

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It's gone.

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And Trump is pissed off at Colin Kaepernick.

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Yep, great, great. Burn it down. Burn it down. Let's start over.

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It's almost like racist parody.

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I know.

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I know that that's kind of letting things off the hook a little bit, but it does at times...

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I know that this isn't accurate, but there have been times in my life where I've been convinced that Ann Coulter is a performance artist.

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Yeah.

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And she's just doing this stuff to be like, I can't believe the people are fucking believing that I believe this.

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Well, The Boondocks had an entire episode based around how Ann Coulter and... what's it?

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Jesse Jackson?

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Yeah.

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I only know that because you've brought this up before.

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Yeah, fair enough.

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Alright, I am boring, and I don't know anything about Alex Jones.

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Knowledge Fight is in repeat.

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So today, Jordan, we've got a little mini episode for the people.

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Okay.

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And the reason we're doing this is October is almost upon us.

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Yeah, Jesus, how is... man.

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It's going to be 95 degrees in October.

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Ah.

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The reason that October being upon us is relevant is because today we will be going through Alex Jones' various versions of his Halloween 2015 story.

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Oh, fuck yes!

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Yeah.

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Excellent.

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So...

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We're just going to cover each and every one?

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Yep.

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Due to public demand, we went over... when we hit the beginning of November in our 2015 investigation, we were too busy talking about Alex Jones becoming a full-on shill for Russia,

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that we didn't have time to go over the Halloween story, and this prompted some backlash from the listeners.

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Backlash?

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I got a couple...

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Do you mean polite asking us to do something?

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I got a few pretty terse messages from people.

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They were terse?

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Multiple people being like, we demand the Halloween story.

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We do not negotiate with terrorist policy wonks.

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We actually do.

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Actually, that's basically all we do.

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Yeah, we'll make an entire episode for terrorist policy wonks.

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Yeah, we're happy to do it.

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And you know what, they're right.

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They're right.

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We made an audacious claim that Alex Jones tells multiple versions of this Halloween story with slight variations, to the point where I believe that most of it is a lie.

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And we are drinking prescription energy herbal tonic from...

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That seems like a non sequitur in the middle of...

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Wait, I'm sorry, what were you talking about?

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Seems like a real non sequitur in the middle of my explanation of the episode.

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Hold on a second, what were you talking about?

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Halloween.

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Anyways...

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I personally don't like Halloween all that much.

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As an adult, I don't like dressing up much.

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I tend to go too far with it.

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Like one year I was a monk and I shaved my head with the ring on top.

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You went too far with it.

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I went too far.

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I went around with a bottle of Carlo Rossi, the jug wine.

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Yes, that's very good.

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I was blessing people.

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You were a Friar Tuck.

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Yeah.

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And whenever someone committed a party foul, I made them say Hail Marys and Our Fathers and stuff like that.

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Wow, damn.

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I committed hard.

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You get way too into character.

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Which is why I can't handle Halloween.

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The old acting bug that I had when I was in high school comes back.

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I'm not a big Halloween guy either, but that's because when I was growing up my parents mistakenly thought it was the Devil's Holiday.

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And kept me from celebrating it in any way because it was evil.

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It's sowing.

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And that's when I tried to explain to them pagan rituals.

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And that did not go over well considering the fact that I was seven.

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That's code for devil shit though to weirdo Christians.

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Right.

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So anyway.

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Despite the fact that most of their mythology was based on repackaged pagan rituals.

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Indeed.

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So here is what we know.

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Yes.

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These are the only real facts that I can confirm that I believe.

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Okay.

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Alex Jones.

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Halloween does exist.

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I can confirm that.

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Okay.

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Alex Jones went to a party.

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Also true.

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That was for his cousin Buckley.

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Right.

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It's his birthday party.

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Fucked his wife.

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All of them.

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All 18 of them at this point.

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We're escalating that number way too fast.

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Yeah.

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I think we're at seven.

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Yeah.

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Something like that.

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So it was Buckley's birthday and it was around Halloween and Alex Jones went to a fancy dress ball of sorts.

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Okay.

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Why would anyone invite Alex to anything fancy?

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Even if he's your cousin.

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Yeah.

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It's not a fancy.

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That's the old time expression for a costume ball.

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Gotcha.

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Fancy dress ball.

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I see.

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That's what they would call it.

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A sock hop.

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I only know this because of Steppenwolf.

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Okay.

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They call them fancy dress balls when it's really like a...

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The theater.

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No, it's not a theater.

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No, I meant the Steppenwolf Theater.

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Anyways.

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Moving on.

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Let's restart this whole episode.

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I'm off.

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I'm off my game.

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Hey, welcome back to Knowledge Fight.

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I'm Pam.

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I'm Jordan.

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We are a couple dudes.

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That's it.

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So let's get to the first version of the story.

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This one comes to us from November 2nd, 2015.

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Is it the first time that Alex sees fit to tell the story of Buckley's Halloween birthday

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party?

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Is that...

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Wait.

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So you know that for sure?

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What do you mean?

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I mean, has this story been just November 2015 or has he been telling it for...

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Oh, no.

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I have no idea.

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Okay.

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If he's repackaging it from years prior, I could not tell you that.

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But I know in 2015, the first occasion is November 2nd.

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Well, the Department of Transportation for Arkansas is on the streets right now.

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He does...

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That is a good party.

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Yeah.

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You have a party at the DOT?

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That'd be great if he showed up in DOT dress.

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Or Lou Gotti or something like that.

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Like that was his costume.

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Yeah, that'd be great.

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Why the fuck not?

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All right.

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Here's the story.

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By the way, I went to my cousin's birthday party.

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I'm gonna skip the network break.

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I have to do it and then I'm gonna stop.

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I went to my cousin's birthday party.

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By the way, real good occasion to skip a break.

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Like...

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It's a great story.

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I gotta tell the story about Buckley's birthday party.

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It's a great story.

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It's not.

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Here we go.

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It's probably like a day before Halloween, but it was a costume party.

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You know, that's fun.

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And I was wearing a captain's hat because he rented a boat when we went out on Lake

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Austin with a bunch of people and music and drove around.

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So first of all, I need you to keep track of the various details of these stories.

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I am writing down each and every...

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So it's a costume party on a boat at this point.

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Captain's hat, which is a shitty costume and he is not participating.

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The captain's hat is fine.

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I'm gonna give it to him because one time, also, this was when I was in college, I dressed

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up like Michael McDonald from the series Yacht Rock.

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I realized I looked just enough like JD Reisner that I could dress up like the character Michael

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McDonald in Yacht Rock.

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I hope two years from now, people go back and take clips from your Halloween stories

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and they're like, none of these are consistent, Dan keeps telling different versions of these.

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I had a picture of JD Reisner and I went to the fucking barber and I had them cut like

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a receding hairline.

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God.

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It was nuts.

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You're an insane person.

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Yeah, as I went to this party, I had a bottle of Malibu rum and I was just going around

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chugging the Malibu rum and singing...

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Dan, I love you and I'm so glad I did not know you back then.

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Singing, what a fool believes in people.

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God damn it, Dan.

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My buddy Nikki gifts was Christopher Cross.

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Okay.

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All right.

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It was pretty fun.

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Anyway, let's get back to the story.

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Again, keep an eye on the details.

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I'm writing them all down.

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All right.

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Then I went back and it was actually a party.

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He rented a big condo downtown.

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Once at the condo, but also once at a restaurant slash bar, so we were a bunch of places.

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I had a white guy once and then a white girl other time, I said two times, actually three

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times and then a guy that looked like he was Arab, I didn't ask him, come up to me and

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I'm out there on the balcony.

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So hold on.

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There's three people, a white guy, a white girl, and a suspiciously Arabic guy.

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Yes.

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And he has...

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At a restaurant slash bar.

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He's bar hopping or something like that.

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Next to a condo downtown.

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So there's a boat where there was the party and then Buckley has rented a condo where

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there's another party and then there is a restaurant that has a balcony or the most

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likely the balcony is the condo.

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So what's our timeline here?

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We're at the...

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We're on the boat.

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We go to the condo.

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Boat is probably the beginning.

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Then we go to the restaurant.

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You've got to imagine boat is where it starts.

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Yeah, exactly.

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So then we go to the condo, then we go to the restaurant, then we're back at the condo?

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I would argue that the restaurant...

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It might be boat restaurant condo because you know...

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That makes more sense.

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You're not going to the party condo to shower up for the restaurant or change your clothes

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or anything like that.

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Right.

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You're going straight through.

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Right.

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You're getting drunk on the boat and then you're eating to refuel and then you're going

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to the condo party.

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Okay.

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That's how I think the...

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So he's already screwed up in describing the timeline here.

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Absolutely.

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Gotcha.

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There's some issues.

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But then also the balcony is where the scene is being set for this confrontation, which

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would have to mean it's at a private condo that has been rented out by Buckley.

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White guy.

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White girl.

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Or suspiciously Arab man.

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We don't know which one of these people is in play.

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Not yet.

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Yet.

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Here we go.

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Beautiful night sky.

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I'm watching a drone fly around and he says, what are you?

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There's a couple of us were wearing captain's hats.

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We're going to go out on a boat.

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We just went to the store like $2 a piece and got captain hats.

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These are $4, something like that.

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And I'm like, what is that?

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And I turn and I look at him.

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He goes, what is that?

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Nazi?

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Because I'm offended by Nazis.

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And I went, are you, are you joking?

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This is a Nazi hat.

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I said, yeah, it is.

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I turned around and squared up to the guy said, yeah, it is a Nazi hat.

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Got a problem with it.

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What if it was a Nazi hat?

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Why can't I dress up like world war II?

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You know, it's not a Nazi hat.

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So he should know very clearly why he can't dress up.

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What if it is black face?

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Why can't I dress up like Al Jolson?

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Huh?

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The, the, the issues that I'm running into are the trademark, too many details.

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It was $2.

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I think it was $4.

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I think it was $4.

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Yeah.

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Uh, too much.

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Uh, and the having dialogue usually means that he's lying.

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Yeah.

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Those two things together generally mean you're probably making this up.

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Or it's in his head.

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Right.

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Right.

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Like that incident in the gym where he accused people of being totalitarian.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Uh, so here we go.

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You want to show off in front of these women right here with your cultural superiority

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and henpeck me to act like I've done something wrong as an act of aggression by you and this

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whole cultural jihad that's getting pushed by the left.

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So I'm guessing based on that use of language, this is the Arab.

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I'm just, I'm just going to guess that it's not the white guy who has confronted him on

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this balcony under a beautiful night sky where he's watching a drone.

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Right.

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Drones flying around.

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I'm not 100% sure though, cause the, you know, he's fast and loose.

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These here details.

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Gotcha.

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Except for the ones that are clearly not true.

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Although he is saying, are you showing off for the girl right next to you?

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So it could be the white guy and the white girl.

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Could be.

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Yeah.

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No, the white girl is going to come into play in a minute.

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Oh, okay.

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And I'd say the white girl is not yet in play.

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No, I don't think so.

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Okay.

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Also $4 is a good deal for a captain's hat.

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That's not a bad deal.

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Congratulations.

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Are we talking about boating captain's hat?

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It's like one of those.

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I think it's a tri-corner.

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Yeah.

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It's a tri-corner.

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Like a pirate hat?

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All right.

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I'm just imagining that.

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No, it's like one of those, uh, it's, it's like the one with the, it's almost like a

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newsy cap, but it's white and something like that with the black thing around it says that

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it's a standard captain's hat.

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Great.

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Yeah.

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Isn't that what it's about?

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He goes, actually, I kind of agree with you.

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I guess you're right.

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I don't know.

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Good.

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Have a nice night.

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There was a blonde college girl.

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So this is probably the white girl that he was referencing, probably, but he did say

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that, or this could be another person at the party.

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This is another person because he said that there were three people who accosted him about

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his costume.

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And they were walking by while he was on the balcony.

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Maybe.

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But if they were in the party, then they would have to be friends of Buckley's.

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Like he rented out a fucking condo.

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Buckley is friends with all blonde college girls.

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When you, when you, you know, when you rent out a condo, I do, I do.

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He gets around.

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He gets around.

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When you rent out a condo, it's not a public space anymore.

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It's not like he's posting flyers, like it's PCU or some shit.

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Everybody gets laid tonight at the pit.

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You know, it's a PCU reference back when Piven was just balding, which, Hey, he grew his

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hair back.

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I liked that movie.

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I haven't watched it in 15 years.

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You don't want to watch it.

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Okay.

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Although P funk is in it.

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So there you go.

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I remember it well from the early days of Comedy Central when they didn't have anything

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else to do.

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I remember that all that and Jason Lee's kissing a fool.

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You love that movie.

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I do.

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But that's also probably because of Stockholm syndrome being forced to watch it before any

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programming was on.

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Anyway, back to the story here.

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We've now introduced a blonde college girl who literally was going around saying, I just

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didn't want to wear any costume because of my white guilt.

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I don't want to offend anybody more like great mentally ill people are.

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There are people going around all over the place, so mentally ill that they're going,

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I'm so guilty.

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What I'm wearing, it might offend someone I better not wear anything and telling everyone

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about it.

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And then I had a white guy and an Arab guy separately at the restaurant slash bar, come

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over and say, what's that hat?

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I think he was wearing a Nazi hat.

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He might've, I think he's lying.

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I think he actually was wearing a Nazi hat.

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I have two theories.

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They're almost at the end of this clip, but he says now that the two of them were both

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at the restaurant bar, but separately asking him.

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I don't know what the, I mean, I guess if it's a high end Austin bar, it's conceivable

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it has a balcony or whatever.

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It's possible.

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Or it could just be on the ground floor and it has the little thing, the steps.

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But at the same time, he is now in the course of this two minute clip we've been going over,

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he's gone from three to two people.

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So the number of people who have complained about his costume has already changed.

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And he has completely manufactured a college girl.

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My suspicion is the characters that he introduced at the beginning, he is now peppering in throughout

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the story.

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So the three people who accosted his costume, one of them actually didn't, she is now repurposed

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as the character who has too much white guilt to even wear a costume.

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So it could be just a case of him trying to over inflate the numbers of people who have

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confronted him about his costume.

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Or since he's lying, he just can't keep his story straight.

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Right.

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He's just riffing.

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Yeah.

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And this actually, I think that there is an element of this that it is like over the course

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of this, we're going to see a bit be fleshed out.

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It's like an open mic.

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Oh, okay.

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All right.

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Because he tells the story a bunch.

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So he's refining the story as we go through it.

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Well, he's not doing a great job of it, but yeah.

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Oh, what?

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It's an unproductive open miking season.

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But here we go.

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At least he's trying.

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Here's the end of this clip.

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I went, oh no, this isn't happening again.

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I said, what's it look like?

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So I thought maybe he's being friendly.

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And he goes, I don't know.

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It looks kind of fascist.

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And I went, really?

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It's a classic police hat style captain hat.

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It's like a 20s, 30s, 40s hat.

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So your theory that he accidentally bought a Nazi hat is possible, especially since he's

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saying 30s.

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There is a possibility that he accidentally bought a Nazi hat that I'm allowing as a possibility.

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No wonder it was so cheap.

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The other possibility that I am going to entertain is that these people knew who Alex was and

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they came up to him and be like, you are a fucking fascist.

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That's entirely possible.

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And he thought they were complaining about his hat.

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That is entirely possible.

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That's possible.

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Again, this goes back to the unreliable narrator aspect of Alex Jones's life.

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So let's get into the second version of the story.

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A week later, on November 9th, he revisits the story and does he also skip a break to

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tell this story?

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I can neither confirm nor deny the break status.

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Every time he needs to skip a break, he should goes right into the story.

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Yeah.

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Every time.

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Yeah.

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I would love it if his advertising budget just fell apart because he's telling the story.

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So here we go from the ninth.

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All they do is run around and scream at people all day that they've been offended.

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I had two people on Halloween, as I went to my cousin's birthday party, come up to me

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and say, are you a Nazi?

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That's different.

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And I'd laugh and say, no.

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They'd say, well, I'm offended by your hat.

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I'm Jewish.

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Oh boy.

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And the guy was clearly looked like he was as Arab as they come.

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So he is already...

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So Jewish people cannot be from the Middle East?

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Yeah.

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Maybe he was Lebanese?

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Yeah.

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Did he consider any possible...

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Did you know that Jews do live in the Middle East, Alex?

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There's a large percentage of Jewish people who are Arabic or of Arab nations.

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That's silly of Alex.

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And beyond that...

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All Jewish people are from originally Arab areas.

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Well, what about like, there's some European areas?

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No, I mean like way, way back.

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Oh, sure.

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Genetically speaking.

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Just like...

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If we want to play that game...

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Right.

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Well, that's a good point.

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That's a good point.

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You're not wrong.

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But at the same time...

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Although I think we were...

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People are saying it was Africa.

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Yeah.

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That's possible too.

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I don't want to get into that.

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Because it's...

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I think it's time to get into that.

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It's irrelevant.

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Let's skip this break about the Halloween story and go into genetic history.

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Right.

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But so far, this is a week later from the first time he tells the story and already

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we have new things being introduced to it.

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The, are you a Nazi?

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As opposed to, is that a Nazi hat?

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Is that a Nazi hat?

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Yeah.

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And then I'm offended by that.

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I'm Jewish.

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But he looks like an Arab.

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Right.

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So that means it's...

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But he's already fleshed...

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That's invalidating it?

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He's fleshed out these characters more in order to serve his purposes of the story.

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Gotcha.

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Or the context that he's telling the story in.

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Right.

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Right, right.

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So back to it.

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I said, are you joking?

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He said, no.

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And I went off on him.

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So now you're the aggressor.

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And then as I said, I had another person come up to me.

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This would have to be the white guy.

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Same thing.

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And then I started talking to other people and they said, no, it was going on everywhere.

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Or if you weren't wearing a costume, and this wasn't just at his party, he had another party

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after it.

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The light and I went at a top floor of a bar and club and it was open to the public though.

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So now we have a fourth location that has been introduced.

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So now we have the boat, we have the restaurant bar, we have Buckley's rented out condo.

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In this story, we don't have a boat.

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No, we don't.

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And then we don't have necessarily the condo, because now he's saying he's rented out the

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top floor of a bar, which is very different than renting out a condo.

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So either he's just misrepresenting things.

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One of these is not accurate.

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Or both.

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Or none of this is real.

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It's possible.

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Or Buckley, again, Buckley may not exist.

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This could be a Fight Club situation.

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The other thing that I'm allowing as a possibility is that all of this is true.

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But not the stuff with other people.

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Like that Buckley not only rented out a condo, also rented out the top floor of a bar.

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So there's like seven parties in this night, and they're doing blow, they're just going

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fucking butt fuck everywhere, they're going crazy.

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That's possible.

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And Buckley likes to party, which is why he runs through wives so quickly.

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That's a possibility.

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And because of Alex's lecherous hands.

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I love our running joke on how Buckley's been, it's my favorite.

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Poor love, Lauren Buckley.

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That and Sandra Bullock is a Nazi.

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That's my other favorite running gag.

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I don't even remember how I'm supposed to respond to that.

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Watch it.

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There it is.

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There it is.

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I don't think that's right.

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Anyway.

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And there were just people walking around going, I have white guilt, I can't believe

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we're wearing these outfits, it may be hurting someone's feelings.

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And my buddy Pat Riley heard this from some woman.

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So Pat Riley, we've met on the show before.

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Pat Riley, the?

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Personal trainer.

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Oh, not the Miami Heat guy.

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No, no.

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Pat Riley, the personal trainer who went to Europe and probably cheated on his wife.

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Yeah.

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As we remember him from the show.

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Yeah.

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Horrible dirt bag shithead.

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Yeah, he can go fuck himself.

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Yeah.

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Then I was talking to somebody else that another man was walking around saying it.

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And then you realize, oh my gosh, we're in a cult, folks.

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These people are brain fried.

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You've got Hispanics, blacks, Asians, whites, everybody, probably 400 people on the top

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of a club outside with a DJ my cousin brought in, and he's DJing as well.

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So Buckley is DJing.

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So wait, Buckley has invited 400 people?

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No, because he's rented out the top floor of a bar, apparently maybe a rooftop bar,

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but it's also open to the public, because Alex said that earlier in this clip.

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Okay.

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Which I don't know what that means.

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I have no idea what that means.

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Usually when you rent out a place.

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It's a private affair.

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Yeah.

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But it's not a thing where you can just, everyone can get in.

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No.

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Also-

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And there's no way Buckley knows 400 people, period.

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Of different ethnicities.

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Oh yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's where my incredulity gets stretched.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I cannot believe that.

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But also, it's just important to stop it here and point out that Buckley is spinning the

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wheels of steel.

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Oh, Buckley-

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Buckley's on the ones and twos.

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Buckley knows what's up.

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Yeah, probably mixing in some Africa Boom Bada stuff, some old school shit.

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You can see Buckley up there putting on Shook Ones Part Two.

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Sure, sure.

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Really trying to bring the house down, maybe some onyx.

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It's just that one song from, I want to live where jobs don't go to Mexico on a loop.

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The song from Gusset.

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Yeah, from Gusset, yep, yep.

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The American anthem for shitty random sized pants.

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Yeah.

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Anyway.

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Everyone gets pants and no one knows.

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So here we go, back to the November 9th version of the Halloween story.

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Gotcha.

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Everybody's having a great time except for a handful of people walking around bugging

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everyone socially, but that's what they socially know how to do, is walk over and then try

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to make you uncomfortable and have you submit to them in some raw act of power.

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So I don't believe any of that.

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Okay, so now we have the top of a roof, or the top of a bar that Buckley has rented out.

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400 people.

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400 people of all races, creeds, and backgrounds, which Alex is totally fine with.

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Because they all bleed red blood.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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And then now it is not just a Jewish Arab looking guy who says he's a Nazi.

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That's one player.

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Right.

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Not just that.

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And then there's another guy and a girl walking around who won't wear costumes.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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There is another white guy who at some point says the same stuff as the Arab guy, the Arab

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Jewish guy.

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Yeah.

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And then in the original version there was one sad white college girl who had so much

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white guilt, and now in the second version everyone's running around.

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Not everyone, just a group of people.

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There's enough of them that everyone's weirded out by it.

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And they are making people uncomfortable just by socially walking up to them and saying,

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I can't wear a costume, I have too much white guilt.

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First of all, this is, I mean it's not true, but if it was, this party sucks.

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Yeah.

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This sucks.

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Why didn't you, why did you invite these people?

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I would beat a hasty retreat from this party.

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Yeah, fuck that.

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I had a habit in college, me and my buddy Nikki Gifts, we would go and crash parties.

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Uh huh.

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Because I was charismatic enough and we'd be fucking hammered.

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We'd just go find a party and insinuate ourselves.

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Of course.

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And almost invariably something would go wrong and I'd be like, Nick, we gotta get the fuck

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out of here right now.

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And that's what I would do if I was at this weirdo rooftop bar party where I'm like, I

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probably paid 50 bucks to get in here.

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Probably a cover charge.

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There has to be a cover.

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If it's a trendy high end Austin bar where there's DJs on the roof and shit like that.

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I'd just be like, I need a refund.

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Alex Jones is fucking being a dick in there.

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Like, what am I doing?

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And so these people are walking around not wearing costumes because they're too filled

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with white guilt, but they can't stop bothering people because they want them to submit.

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Yes.

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That's Alex Jones' theory.

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That's the premise.

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Gotcha.

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Also, he said it was the day before Halloween.

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So it was on the 30th.

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Yeah.

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And actually, I'm looking back on the calendar from October 2015, the 30th was a Friday and

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Oh, that's a great day for Buckley's birthday.

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Right.

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So I was just trying to sort of get it in my head if it would make sense that people

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would dress up on the 30th, but if you got a Halloween weekend, oh yeah.

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I thought that there might be a possibility where it was like a Thursday or something

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like that.

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Anyone who's out, maybe they do the costume stuff on the Friday or whatever, but who cares.

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That's perfect.

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That checks out.

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So far, we have two things that check out.

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Alex Jones went outside and it was Friday the 30th, people probably dressed up.

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And the other thing I'm thinking is Alex is not sober.

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Absolutely not.

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So I don't, look, you've got to take everything sort of not at face value.

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Of course.

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And he's telling a story where he was probably fucked up and someone came up to him and was

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like, hey, what's going on with that hat?

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What's up with your hat?

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He was like, you think I'm a Nazi?

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And he's a paranoid schizophrenic.

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So he has to be like, oh, they think I'm a Nazi.

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Right.

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And then the next morning when he's hung over, he's trying to recontextualize the story of

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him being a dick to a stranger.

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And then be like, oh.

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He has to be the victim, which makes him the hero later on.

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Right.

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I vaguely remember talking to a Jewish Arab guy and I'm casting him as the aggressor.

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I wonder why.

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I wonder why.

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My audience is going to love that.

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My audience is entirely anti-Semitic.

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Yeah.

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So that was...

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My audience is mad at me for not being anti-Semitic enough.

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Totally.

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Yeah.

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So this next...

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Might as well throw them a little Halloween bone.

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So the first version of the story, November 2nd.

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Yes.

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Second version, November 9th.

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So you got a whole week in between those.

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Right.

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Which he should have actually written it down and maybe edited it and done the whole thing.

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Keep consistency.

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Yeah.

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At this point, it sort of speeds up.

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Okay.

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And the rapidity with which he tells this story increases because now we go to November

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11th and he tells the story yet again.

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Okay.

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It's learning to equate everything with how you've been racially slighted so you are a

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mental patient, basket case, drooling, neurotic.

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Does he not realize that he is talking entirely about him being racially slighted?

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No.

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Where in his like, these people are a cult.

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They think everything is about them being racially slighted, which is why I'm mad that

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I got racially slighted.

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Which is why 80% of my show is about white genocide.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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All right, Alex, you got to figure some shit out.

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At the same time, I would like to tip my non-Nazi hat to him for...

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Are you sure?

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I don't know.

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I got accosted by 16 people outside.

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That's because you shaved the middle of your head, Friar Tuck.

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So I'd like to compliment him because he said drooling without following it up with mewling,

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which is something that he does almost all the time.

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Drooling mewling?

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Yes.

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All right.

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That's no good.

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No.

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That's no good.

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I don't like that at all.

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Back to the story.

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Panic attack driven mess.

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And again, they've instituted a cultural revolution twice at my cousin's party, because part of

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it was out in public at a restaurant bar.

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Okay.

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I had people come over.

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So now it's not a rented out thing.

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Now we're out in public.

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At the restaurant bar.

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Exactly.

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As opposed to the roof of a bar that Buckley has rented out.

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Right.

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Exactly.

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Now, the most Alex Jones apologisty type people out there might be saying, hey, you know what?

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That bar that he rented out with the DJs and stuff, that could be the restaurant bar.

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Exactly, it is in public, and it could be the restaurant bar.

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I don't believe so, though.

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Absolutely not, because he also described it as a club.

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Right.

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I've never been to a restaurant bar slash club.

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No.

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And the way he's been talking about these individual places has been very different.

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Yeah.

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So now the accosting doesn't take place at the top of the bar DJ thing.

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It takes place at the restaurant.

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So now, I mean, I don't know.

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I don't know what point I'm trying to make.

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Gotcha.

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Let's get back to it.

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Twice he's accosted again.

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Yeah.

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Or about my captain's hat, and say, are you a Nazi?

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I'd be like, what?

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No.

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Really?

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I don't like that.

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And I'd say, well, you better get out of my face.

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So now the other person is the aggressor.

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Right.

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Yeah, the power dynamics have changed.

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And it is not, he does not specify-

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The Jewishness.

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Exactly.

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He doesn't have any of those specificity pieces that he's added to the story.

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Because now he's probably more talking about this in the context of white guilt on this

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episode.

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Not really.

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Okay.

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He's talking about liberal brainwashing, what have you.

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But the reason he's telling the story, or at least what he's trying to get out of it,

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now becomes him being macho.

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So you'll see here why he tells the version of it that he tells here.

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With your politically correct mind control garbage, and then they all grovel and get

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upset.

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And there's not 15 people now to bully me.

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And if there was, I wasn't saying this obviously, I'd love to hammer the heads in of 15 people

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trying to back me off.

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I'm not bragging.

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That's just when I wake up is when a whole mob of scum wants to take me on.

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It's clobbering time at that point.

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Nicely done.

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I'm just sick of these bullies.

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I'm sick of their garbage.

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So the context that he's telling it here is some guy came up to him and was like, what's

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up with your Nazi hat?

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Like fuck you.

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Yeah.

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So the point is that if someone with this liberal cultural revolution garbage comes

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up to you, you flex on them and they fall apart.

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Because they don't have 15 people around them.

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Right.

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They don't have the gang that they need to back up their gang mentality.

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All of a sudden now they have to grovel to him.

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But if that gang was there, Alex could still beat them up.

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Of course.

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It's clobbering time.

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Right.

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So the whole premise is different.

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It's insanity.

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How many more versions do we have?

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We just have one more.

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Okay.

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Because on the 12th, he revisits the story on November 12th.

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Wait, this is the next day.

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It is.

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Okay.

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It is.

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He was running thin on things to talk about.

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Yeah.

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That week was rough on him.

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Well, November 12th was the day that General Stubblebottom came on the show.

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Stubblebine.

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Yes.

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They did have that long interview.

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Get the dumb ass name right.

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I refuse.

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Okay.

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And they were there having elaborate white death narratives and stuff like that.

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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$30 for a card.

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Yeah.

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For anti-vax cards.

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So here is where he's at on the 12th.

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And I experienced this on Halloween.

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I don't go out and really celebrate Halloween, it's the cultic holiday, but I went to my cousin's

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birthday party.

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Okay.

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And I wore a captain's hat and I had a white person and an Arab person come up and get

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in my face aggressively.

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And I was nice at first, but then I would turn to them and I got in their face and I

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said, watch it, man.

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Don't push totalitarianism on me.

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I said, so what if I am a Nazi?

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All right.

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Now that's a very different question.

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Yeah.

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That's a very different question.

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But it is sort of reminiscent of one of the versions where he said, why can't I dress

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up like World War II?

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Right.

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Which is also a stupid way to phrase it.

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Yeah.

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If we haven't gone over that.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, what if I am a Nazi?

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That would be that response.

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How does he not know that's a bad idea?

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But that response is not germane to the other versions of his response.

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Right.

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Absolutely not.

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Where he's been more...

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Now, if he is dressed up like a Nazi, which he insists he's not, but if he was, that's

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totally fine.

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Sure.

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Then I'm pretty sure everybody is in the right saying, why are you dressed up like a Nazi?

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Well, and clubs here.

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Even Alex kind of knows he's the bad guy in the story, right?

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I don't think so.

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I think he has to kind of have that suspicion.

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Clubs.

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He's not preemptively defending himself to anybody complaining about him dressing up

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like a Nazi.

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To some extent.

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In case there was a picture that came out.

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That might actually be accurate.

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Yeah.

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And also, clubs are dark.

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And Nazi officer hats are fairly similar to 30s policeman hats.

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That's true.

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In terms...

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It's not like...

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Well, 30s policemen kind of were Nazis.

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There's a lot of infiltration.

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Yeah.

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But it's not like a Klan hood or something like that that's really distinctive.

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Right, right, right.

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Or a Friar hat.

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So what if he was wearing a Klan hood?

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Why can't he dress up like 30s Klan members?

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Why can't I dress up like the Reconstruction?

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I'm just saying.

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Yeah.

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But like, you know what I'm saying?

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It's not like the Nazis had a distinctive hat like many other groups have had over the

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years.

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Well, the SS did have great hats.

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Gotta give them great hats.

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Well, they had like the medallions and stuff like that, but beyond that, there wasn't like

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distinct...

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You get what I'm saying?

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Right?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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The shape of the hat.

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Right.

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It's not like a sombrero.

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It's not like a beanie.

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Right.

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Or anything like that.

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So what if he was wearing a beanie?

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Yeah, maybe.

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It had a little propeller on top.

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It had a fake dress.

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And they were like, wait a second.

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Are you a Nazi?

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If I saw somebody wearing a beanie, I would insist they were a Nazi.

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Yeah.

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That's just true.

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All right, let's get through this.

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So you know I'm not a Nazi.

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You know that's a captain's hat.

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You just want to act official and have me kiss your butt.

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Well, I'm not going to do it.

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And how dare you get in my face and imply I'm a Nazi.

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You don't have some moral high ground by getting in my face.

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Now I suggest you turn around and you walk away fast.

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You do that, these people run.

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So...

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And I experienced...

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So...

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So...

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Wait a second.

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So now...

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The implication is that the guy ran away from him.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And now he's insisting that they think they have some sort of moral high ground?

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Well, of course.

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Just because they were like...

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That's the part of the...

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Hey, you're dressed up like a Nazi.

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Right.

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That's the part of the cultural revolution stuff.

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Right.

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Right, right, right.

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That's part and parcel of all that.

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Yeah.

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So now I am 100% convinced he was wearing a Nazi hat.

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100% he was wearing a Nazi hat.

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I mean, it's conceivable.

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I'm not...

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I wouldn't be surprised if he had like the SS lightning bolts right here.

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He did it up real big.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah.

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He was not just wearing a hat.

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I mean, it's possible.

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I could...

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The only assessment I can truly give of this...

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Especially in the context of now, when we know he supports Nazis.

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It does seem like it.

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Look, my assessment is...

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Something happened.

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Yes.

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We can establish that for sure.

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And I think Alex was probably the asshole in the situation.

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100% agree.

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And in order to make a point about political correctness or something or other, he's got

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the kernel of the story.

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And because it's not true, it keeps changing slightly over the period of November 2nd to

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November 12th.

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And because he thinks it's so illustrative of how brainwashed and stupid the liberals

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are, he has to keep going back to the well, not realizing that every time he goes back

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to it, he's revealing more and more that it's not real.

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So congratulations, Alex.

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If he was on the first 48, you would watch the first 48 and he's interrogated multiple

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times.

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Because he's also the guy who's like, I don't need a lawyer.

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I'm gonna tell you this story.

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He's totally convicted at the end of the episode.

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My lawyer is named Buckley.

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He is also a DJ.

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So anyway, let's wrap this up.

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That has been the adventure through Alex Jones' not true Halloween story from 2015.

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Karen, we discovered that Alex Jones dressed like a Nazi.

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Most likely.

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There's no doubt.

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I don't understand why these guys are so obsessed with thinking they're the victim, even as

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he's like fucking insisting that he could beat the shit out of these people.

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Well, I mean, it's just a piece of his worldview.

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Like it is this, we are the victims of all of these massive, impossible conspiracies.

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And you know, also everyone else should shut the fuck up about being victims.

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It's pathetic.

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I mean, it's conservatism almost to a T.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Everyone's trampling over our old way of life, the way we want to live, which happens to

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be intrinsically trampoline over other people.

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Yeah, exactly.

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We are the victims here.

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It's the argument of being intolerant about intolerance.

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It's just stupid.

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And that is where Alex Jones lives entirely.

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You hear it.

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If you listen to his show as much as I did and all the stuff that we don't end up talking

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about on the episodes, so much of it is just that boring victim narrative.

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You know, I would love to, and it's not even, it's not even hypocrisy.

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It's stupidity.

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Like it's just that they're not, well, that's true.

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That is true.

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But it's like, they're not capable of reconciling reality with itself.

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So they create this false, like it's the best way to put it.

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The best way to put it.

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I think I know what you're getting at.

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It's, it's kind of like they think that their white Christian sort of population is in some

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way supreme.

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I don't get it.

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It's almost as if they think that there's relative values between different races of

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people.

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What are you talking about?

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I think it's white supremacy.

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It's a white nationalism, white Christian supremacy.

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He was wearing a Nazi hat.

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He was.

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It's like, it's like they build, like the thing that is amazing to me is every single,

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like they have to keep building all of this shit on top of it because if they admit that

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one little thing doesn't make sense, like if he just admits like, um, you know what?

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I think this Jewish Arab guy is right.

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The entirety of his worldview comes falling the fuck down.

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Like every little thing, I'm not sure every little piece is just, you take away one little

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part of it and the entire foundation falls conceivably.

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Like that's, that's why they keep coming up with more and more elaborate ways to describe

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themselves as victims because I want to, I want to play you a clip because I, is it Buckley's

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DJ work?

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No, this is a, this is a clip from the, uh, September 19th episode of this year, 2017.

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This was a clip I pulled for the episode that I did with Dan Dries that unfortunately suffered

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immense technical difficulties.

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But I have the clips from that episode and, oh, by the way, I caused all of those.

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I was jealous that I couldn't be here at a voodoo doll for my, I had a, but in the shape

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of my internet.

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Exactly.

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And it's, it's not that, it's not that voodoo's real.

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It's just that I put my energy into it and caused things to happen.

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Very straightforward.

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Voodoo doesn't make any sense.

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So in this, in this clip, the reason I want to play this is because I think that it's

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really illustrative of a baseline belief of white supremacy on Alex Jones's part.

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And I think it is something that is valuable and important for us to discuss, even if we

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can't go through all of these clips.

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Right.

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But also, spoiler alert, they talk a bunch about Dennis Montgomery on that episode.

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Jesus.

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Yeah, great.

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Bringing that shit back up.

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Wow.

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Balls on these kids.

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But this clip starts with him talking about how Hillary Clinton is going around saying

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that she needs funding for her organizations that are going to try and fight back against

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the Russian propaganda and what have you.

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And what she should be doing is asking for funding.

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Giving us money.

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For her legal defense against Russian, wait, no, that's Trump.

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That's Trump and his son who are using fucking RNC funds to pay for their legal defense against

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them lying about being fucking, they're Russian chills.

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It's a hot mess.

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Yeah.

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And so it starts and then it gets into just you'll see all the MSCM, all the major comedians,

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all the news, all of it, and they're saying Infowars is dangerous and that and that she

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needs more funding and we need to invest because they're outnumbered.

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But by the truth, by memory, dirtbag that I remember who you are, I know what you've

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done.

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I know what you stand for.

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I understand your operation and you can't stand it.

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Man on the bombshell, folks, and as libertarians and patriots and conservatives and Christians,

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we don't like to brag, but it didn't brag against an Infowar.

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We were right about the wiretapping.

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We were right about the whole thing.

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They now have to admit it because they're getting ready to use it in court.

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Well, illegal political wiretapping that makes Nixon look like a choir boy.

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That's all coming up.

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We've got loaded guests today, drunk, massive censorship intensifying.

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I mean, the war is on.

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We got Comey lying, saying nobody was being spot on.

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We got everything.

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We got Clapper.

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We got Brennan.

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We got the Justice Department.

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We all got a pack of liars.

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Give three more.

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They're going to defeat America and they're not because America's better than you scumbags.

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You're a big trophy hunter like these eugenicists racist.

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You don't want to just mount the black people's head on your wall.

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You want to mount the white people's heads on the wall that are virtuous and aren't like

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you vampires.

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We're going to get you.

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I know we are angry.

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Oh, boy.

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I tell you, we're going to break their will.

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You're not breaking our will.

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They can feel our will.

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That's why they're scared right now.

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You will never break my will.

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You will never break my will.

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Never.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No.

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It's about to sell out.

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No.

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Fuck you, Dan.

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No.

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No, no, no.

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No.

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Fucking no.

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Come on.

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That clip was perfect.

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Jesus Christ.

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Bullshit.

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Oh, god damn it, Dan.

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You'd love doing that shit.

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I didn't edit that up.

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I know, but that's what you love.

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You love those clips.

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If you could, this entire show would be like, check out this turn.

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It might as well be.

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I mean, that's-

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How do you not-

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Well, because you're so fucking dumb.

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Not you.

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No, I know.

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He's so dumb.

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I mean, I am, but I know you're-

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He doesn't realize the optics of all this like, I'm going to break my will.

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Briefly.

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Now it's time to get some money from you.

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Briefly.

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We sell water filters 50% off.

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Yeah.

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It's so crass and fake, but be that as it may, all that stuff that precedes it is not

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fake on his part.

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He slipped.

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He didn't mean to compare the relative value on air of blacks and whites.

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That's what I was just about to say.

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He just revealed his white supremacy, where he's like, wait, you don't just want black

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people.

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You want white people too.

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Who are virtuous.

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I know.

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It's like, dude, you're a fucking white supremacist.

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How dare you pretend otherwise?

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So now, the reason that I called an audible and played this clip at the end of this episode

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is because you don't need a hat, motherfucker.

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You are a fucking Nazi.

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Nice turn.

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Thank you.

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That's very good.

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So anyway-

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Very smooth.

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Anyway, water filters are on sale.

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What a dick.

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I am so mad about Alex Jones' bullshit.

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Also, we have new buttons.

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You can buy them at the store.

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Become a policy wonk.

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We have not figured out how to do that.

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Go to knowledgefight.com, click support the show.

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We have literally no idea how anyone's going to get these buttons.

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No.

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Actually, I do have an idea.

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What's that?

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Yeah.

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Maybe we'll talk about it on another episode.

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Yeah.

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We're going to have to set up a store?

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No, no, no, no.

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I have a good idea.

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All right.

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I think this is going to work for everybody.

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Throw them at the moon.

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Yes.

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Okay.

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There we go.

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It'll be non-monetary.

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Uh-huh.

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I have an idea.

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All right.

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We'll talk.

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Okay.

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Look for that-

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Why are you teasing this to me?

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Because we haven't talked about it.

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I don't want to fucking do a show meeting on air.

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No.

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Look, we need to figure this shit out right now because everybody knows this is going

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to be the most interesting thing that we talk about.

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Anyway, if you want to go to our website, it's knowledgefights.com.

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I think that's our third straight turn to that.

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I'm just completely rejecting whatever.

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You can follow us on Twitter at knowledge underscore fight.

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Go to iTunes, subscribe, leave a review.

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All that fun stuff.

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You can find us on Facebook.

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And then, you know, there are other things that you can do.

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Absolutely.

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You know, there's one guy who doesn't make that turn, who just can't do it.

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He doesn't have the skill.

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Also, I don't think he dresses up for Halloween.

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I think he just dresses up like a Nazi for fun.

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I think he scares the kids that come to his door.

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If he were to dress up like...

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He's probably the guy who gives you an apple.

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I bet he's the guy who takes out his teeth every time you walk to the door.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Or has a bowl of spaghetti and tells you it's guts or something like that.

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Look at all these skinned grapes, kids.

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Oh, it's eyeballs.

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Oh, yeah.

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That fucking asshole.

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If he did dress up like a Nazi, though, what would you want to say to him?

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I would say a guten tag, you bitch.

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I don't know any more.

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I don't know any more.

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Oh, my God.

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Go fuck yourself, Dan.

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And John Raffaello.

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And John Raffaello.

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Okay.

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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.