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Saying we are the bad guys

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Andy and Chansis, you're on the air, thanks for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a first-time caller, I'm a huge fan

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I love your room

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Knowledgefight

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledgefight.com

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Hey everybody, I tried to talk through the bullhorn

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Oh man, that bit almost fucking killed

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It almost worked

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Damn it!

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You really almost had it

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I bungled it

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You fucking bailed, you could have survived it if you'd have just kept it going

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledgefight.com

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Uh, yeah, I'm Jordan

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Welcome, dude, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit

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I just, uh, yeah

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It's tough

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It's tougher than you think

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It's hard to talk through a bit

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I think the problem is it's very small

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Yeah, I don't quite know where to put your mouth

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It's also hard to hear through the headphones

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Alright, bullhorn segment over

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This podcast where I like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

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Indeed it is, Dan

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And how good he is at using a tiny bullhorn apparently

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He's better than you

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We have just, in real time, proven his worth

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He's got a talent for bullhorns

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I hate that we set out

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No one's ever said no

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I hate that we set out to make fun of him and in the end

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All we have done is demonstrate his value and what he brings to the marketplace

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You know, it is interesting, it's a niche

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It is a niche

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Quite

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Not many people fill that niche of being master bullhorners

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Yeah, but

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You know?

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Yeah

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Hey, everybody's gotta go with me

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Gotta give it up to Alex when he's got a skill

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Yeah, absolutely

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Dan!

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Jordan

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Hi, uh, quick question for you

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Real loud that time

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Yeah, sorry about that

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Okay

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I was trying to talk through the bullhorn

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Okay

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I'm just loud

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What's your bright spot today?

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Well, um, Jordan, I mean, it's a lot of plant stuff in my life these days

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Yes, indeed

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Um, I would say that my plant-related bright spot, plant-watching segment here is that

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So I've got a number of things going in various stages of, like, pretty good progress

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Sure

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Broccoli, or not broccoli, the cucumbers

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Cucumbers are killing it

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And the pepperoncinis are, in particular

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Looking gorgeous

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Doing quite well

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Indeed

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But the thing that I'm really, really liking right now that I'm feeling just so great about

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Is the fact that I finally got some quinoa to grow

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Okay

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Into viable little plants

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I had killed at least three rounds of trying to grow seedlings of quinoa

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But I'm still not 100% sure what I did wrong with those other times

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But this time I've got three plants that are pretty well established up there

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It's not always about you, maybe the quinoa just didn't want to be here

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It could have been, it could have been

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It's a, you know, you gotta make everything about you all the time

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It doesn't have to be about you

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Well, I mean, sure, fine

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Maybe the seeds were predestined to not work out or something

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They had no interest, they had no interest in you

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Yeah, but it's a big relief, like, I thought I was just sort of, like, destined to keep doing it over and over again

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Keep going, ah, what am I doing wrong?

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And then this round, it's just, it's nice, it feels like progress

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Yeah, that's very nice, that's very nice

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How about you?

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Uh, I, uh, my bright spot was I had the opportunity to tell my partner about the St. Crispin's Day speech

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Oh?

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She had never heard it before, she didn't know anything about it

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So I was trying to get her inspired to go to work and make it through the day

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So I start going into the St. Crispin's Day speech and she's blown away

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And I'm like, listen, the St. Crispin's Day speech is the only speech that will make you run through a fucking brick wall

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Even though you don't understand a word of what's being said

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It's incredible

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It is the original fucking Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose of a fucking drama

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And I was playing, I played her the St. Lawrence Olivier bit and she lost her mind

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She was like, I don't even like this, but I wanna run through a brick wall

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That's how I feel about Dusty Rhodes, hard time promo

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See, now there you go, yeah, and that wouldn't exist if it weren't for the St. Crispin's Day speech, Dan

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I would say it's the other way around

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Time travel, Randy Cramer

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It also gave me a chance to talk about my favorite conspiracy theory

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Which is?

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We've been asked before, like, are there any conspiracy theories you believe or what's your favorite conspiracy theory?

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And I've always left this one out because I forget about it, but my favorite conspiracy theory is the Shakespeare is a woman conspiracy theory

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Sure

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He absolutely is not, it's a him, everybody knows it's 100% true, it's him

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But that's my favorite one to entertain, I'm like, how many people have to lie?

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And was she secretly a princess and she was writing like that and they couldn't put her name out?

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Amazing

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But what about the theory that Shakespeare was a bunch of different people?

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That one's also bullshit

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Are you sure?

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Yeah, Shakespeare's actually Shakespeare

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It wasn't Marlowe?

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No, it wasn't Christopher Marlowe, it wasn't What's His Dumb Fuck Francis Bacon, it wasn't none of these guys

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Was he a spy?

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Shakespeare was not a spy

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Okay, was he in love?

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He was in love, that's true

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Well, that is a fine conspiracy

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He had a very difficult marriage though, so

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Oh, is that right?

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That is true, a difficult dog

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I thought that historical Shakespeare was a much more open question, but then again, I will grant, I have never looked into it

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Maybe one of the most studied individuals in the history of all of literature

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And you think people would just let that be an open question?

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I thought that there just wasn't a lot of primary sourcing on it

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Oh, tons!

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Alright, well, this goes to show like how you can just sort of have a vague notion of something if you don't look into it

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You're just like, that sounds probably true

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So speaking of conspiracies, we were a little bit of assholes on this one

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We forgot to mention and thank the cults, cryptids, and conspiracies podcast

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Oh shit, we did!

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For having us on as a guest

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Last week we were on their podcast

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It was a wonderful time, they were delightful

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Yeah, I want to thank Chelsea and Christina for having us on there, it was a lot of fun to talk to them about Alex

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And I, as always, feel very self-conscious that I just rambled about various Alex-related nonsense

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See, I never feel self-conscious because I am who I am, and I scream and annoy people, that's it, that's what I got

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So if y'all want to enjoy that, check them out, you can find them at At C3 Podcast

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And that takes you to the links, all you need to find them

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So thanks again for having us on

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Yes, thank you very much

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We enjoyed it immensely

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Yeah, for sure

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And we're bad at any kind of engagement on social media or knowing when things happen

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Definitely not, nope, the message is unanswered

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Self-promoting, promoting

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Oh God

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We never share links about our own show

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I'm the worst

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We're bad at this

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So Jordan, today we've got an interesting episode to go over

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We're going to be talking about the period of September 9th and 10th, 2020

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I'm Dan, this is 2020

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Oh, goddammit

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I had sort of planned to do a little bit of a more longer scale or like the beginning of the week

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But everything just kept happening, and like Bob Woodward came out of the woodwork

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We both put our fingers up

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Pointing at each other to see who's going to break first

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Is he you or me?

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Who's going to do it?

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Who's going to attack?

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Who's going to go wrong?

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Yeah

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You know, it's just too much

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I was like, okay, we got to look as close to present as possible

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It's got to be focused

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Yeah, yeah, so we're going to take a look at this and see how Alex is dealing with the fires on the West Coast

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Sure

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We're going to learn about Trump's tapes coming out

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P-Tape

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Not the P-Tape

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So yeah, we'll get down to business on that

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But before we do, we've got to take a moment to say thank you to some folks who have signed up and are supporting the show

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So first, Benjamin B. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thank you very much, Benjamin

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Thank you

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Next, Alex T. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thank you, Alex

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Thank you

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Next, Mel M. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thank you very much, Mel

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Thank you

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Next, Rory K. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thank you very much, Rory

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Thank you

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Next, Sheryl. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thank you, Sheryl

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Thank you

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Next, some guy. All one word

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Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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What if it's some a gee

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Oh, it could be, yeah

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Yeah, thank you very much some a gee

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I didn't take that into consideration. I apologize

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Next, Atticus M. Thank you so much, you're now a policy wonk

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I'm a policy wonk

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Thanks, Atticus

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Thank you

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And finally, I'd like to say thank you to somebody who donated on Elevated Level, we

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appreciate that very much.

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So Nate K, thank you so much, you are now a technocrat.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Crikey, mate, that's fantastic.

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Have yourself a brew.

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How's your 401k doing, bro?

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All right, we gotta go full tilt boogie on this, Watson, all right?

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Let's just get down to business.

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We ain't making that money off that heroin.

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Why you pimps so good?

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My neck is freakishly large.

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I declare info war on you.

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Thank you so much, Nate.

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Yes.

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If you're out there listening and thinking, hey, I enjoy this show, I'd like to support

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these gents, you can do that by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking the button

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that says support the show, or...

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Indeed you can.

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Or you could spend years working on a relative play, think about who's involved there, think

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about all the characters necessary, take all of that creative energy, turn it into generosity,

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give it to the world, or more specifically, a local bear fund or charity, Dan.

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That's what I would call it.

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A bear fund.

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Bear fund.

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God damn it!

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This is what happens when we coordinate.

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Bear fund.

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Bear fund.

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I would like a bear fund.

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Okay.

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So, Jordan, we're going to start things off here on the 9th, and it's interesting, Alex

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is talking about red state, blue state issues, and he reveals what he means when he says

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red states.

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Okay.

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And what he means when he says blue states.

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It's very interesting.

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It's not Democrat and Republican, or kind of is, but also means something else entirely.

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It's been rolled out in blue cities and blue states, and I use that term nationwide and

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worldwide now, because they don't call it red, blue, whether you're pro-human, you're

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red, you're anti-human, you're blue, I guess blue blood globalists, gamelan, whatever you

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want to call it.

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So Alex has taken the red and blue of the Democrat and Republican and used it to extend

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to-

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Worldwide.

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Yes.

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Pro-human is red.

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All right.

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Anti-human blue blood is blue.

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Okay.

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Are there regions within other, like how about Chile?

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Is all of Chile like a blue state?

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I don't know.

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Red state?

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Are there smaller, does he think every country has states?

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I don't think Alex could really break down state by state or nation by nation.

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Sure.

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He could tell you that Brazil is red.

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Well.

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He could tell you that much.

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I think Brazil is purple right now.

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Yeah, it's strange, because those terms already mean something.

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He's just-

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I would like him to have like that wacko video from the Animaniacs where he's singing the

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country song.

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I would like Alex right next to that juxtaposed with just red, blue, red, blue.

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Everyone hates humans.

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So he's talking there about rolling out of all this stuff.

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Of course, it's about COVID-19 and the public health measures, which are actually secretly

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about taking over the world.

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Sure.

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And it turns out that like, hey, man, we responded one way and some other countries did something

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different.

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And this is just nonsense.

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Meanwhile, in Sweden, they did absolutely nothing.

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And now they're saying, actually, COVID didn't exist, and we have record low deaths from

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pneumonia.

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It just doesn't exist, basically.

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That smug tone right there, it doesn't exist, basically.

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Sure.

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I can't even do an impression of it, but that tone there, that condescending fuck tone.

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Yeah.

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Hate that so much.

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Basically.

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Basically.

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Yeah.

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To me, me.

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Basically, it's all bullshit.

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Yeah.

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It's...

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Yeah, that's very annoying.

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Undeserved.

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Especially for somebody who is 100% wrong.

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Yeah.

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To be treated so condescendingly.

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Yeah.

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Like, oh, basically, there's no germ theory.

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Yeah.

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Idiot.

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So this is a common right wing media lie, saying that Sweden didn't do anything to mitigate

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damage done by the coronavirus and they got along just fine.

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It's essentially an argument against our public health measures using an imaginary version

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of what a completely different country did as support.

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The first important point is that Sweden did not do nothing.

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For instance, they banned gatherings of more than 50 people, they put restrictions on visits

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to care homes, and they restricted bar service at restaurants.

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But many have said that this approach was not nearly enough, and some of the stats really

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bear that out.

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A July article on the BBC points out that over 5,500 people had died from COVID-19 in

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Sweden, which gave it, quote, one of the highest death rates relative to population size in

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Europe.

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The CBS News article from July points out that the death rate in Sweden is 30% higher

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than in the United States when the data is adjusted for population size.

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See, they didn't do anything and it worked out fine.

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The strategy that Sweden used would be wrong to call a total success, given that tons of

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people died, and there's no evidence that the ultimate goal has been achieved.

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The presumptive goals were to reach herd immunity, which has not been done, and to protect the

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economy, which also has not necessarily happened as one might have designed it to.

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And it's crazy how bad ideas that go against the ideas of people who have studied this

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their entire lives don't work out.

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It's like it happens every time, Dan.

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Yeah, but one factor that's made the situation there in Sweden not nearly as bad as it could

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be is that the population, by and large, is willing to voluntarily accept protective measures.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So if individuals there had acted like Alex and his anti-mask weirdo friend, there's a

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pretty good chance that could be a complete nightmare in the making.

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He stormed the State House with guns being like, no, we'll never wear masks!

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That didn't happen in Sweden, I assume, right?

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No.

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Are they a blue state or a red state?

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Probably blue.

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Okay.

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According to Alex.

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Okay.

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So yeah, he has this notion that Sweden did nothing and it's all just, what, what are

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you saying?

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It's easy to lie about things.

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Yeah.

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So Alex gets to talking about his fears and his paranoia about the coming election.

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Sure.

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And I have to tell you this, Mark Zuckerberg may or may not-

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Become president?

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No.

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He's in charge of telling us what's going to happen, apparently, or something.

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But we do find out who's going to become president.

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Okay.

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And Zuckerberg says that it'll be days or even weeks, I want you to accept weeks of

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a delayed election.

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It'll be months.

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And on January 20th, if the president and vice president have not been seated with the

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electors, then and guess who becomes the president, the 46th president, Nancy, the Cripkeeper,

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Pelosi.

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Uh, no.

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And then she steps down.

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Do you know who comes next?

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Hillary.

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Come on.

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Michelle?

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So, Melania- He doesn't, he doesn't say.

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He doesn't say?

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What do you mean he doesn't say?

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No.

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He just makes those noises.

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You can't just make those noises.

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Apparently you can.

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So Pelosi would only become president based on her currently being the speaker of the

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house, but there's no guarantee that she will still be speaker of the house after the November

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election.

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Oh yeah.

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She has a general election against Shahid Buttar on November 3rd, and although she has

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a good chance of winning that, there is a chance that she won't be in office to become

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president in the scenario Alex is imagining.

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If Pelosi lost, it's not like Buttar would just automatically become the speaker, though.

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No, you dethrone the person.

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It doesn't work that way.

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No, no.

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If you kill the king, you become the king.

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That's how it works.

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It's not like whoever's in California's 12th district just gets to be speaker.

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That'd be a weird rule.

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Yeah.

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There would be another Democrat representative who would be chosen to be speaker, but that's

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also uncertain.

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The Democrats have a fair majority in the house, but that's not promised, and though

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it's unlikely, the GOP could win back the house, and then they'd get to choose the speaker,

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and we'd fuck around and end up with President Jim Jordan, or President Matt Gaetz.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be, yeah, no, I don't know.

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There's two choices, and it's all nightmares.

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Alex is painting a scenario to imply that Pelosi would choose Hillary as her VP, then

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step down and make Hillary president.

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This is just about the most unlikely turn of events imaginable, but it really gets under

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the audience's skin, so this is what he always chooses to portray as the globalist's evil

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plan, because it works, pisses off the audience.

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Damn it, I would revolt if Hillary became president.

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If Nancy Pelosi was like, ha ha, surprise, it's Hillary!

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That's a huge fuck off.

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I'm done, I'm out.

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Nah, nah, nah, nah.

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That would be late WCW wrestling booking.

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Yeah, totally!

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That would be-

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Hillary comes in with a fucking chair and hits Nestle Pelosi in the head, and it's like,

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I'm the president now.

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Yeah.

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Get the fuck out of here.

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It would be a little much in terms of convoluted, like we've lost the thread, this is the

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Drusso ass booking, we've got to stop.

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So yeah, I don't know how this one's going to fly.

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So Alex is dancing around, hitting some news stories, skimming some headlines, as he does.

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This is what Alex calls covering the news.

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Okay.

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Governor Noem rejects report that Sturgis rallied led to hundreds of thousands of COVID

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cases is fiction.

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Yes it is.

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Trump campaign crowd appeared to violate North Carolina mask order.

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Good.

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That's it.

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That's great coverage of the news.

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Yeah, reads the headlines like, you bet.

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Noem says it's bullshit.

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Damn right.

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Hell yeah.

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They didn't wear masks, better believe it.

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Yeah.

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All right, next story.

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Yeah.

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You know what I'm going to do?

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I'm going to pull up Politico here, and I'm going to cover the news.

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All right, here we go.

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Yeah, this is going to be fun.

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Let's do that.

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What's your news?

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Okay.

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You know, we had some deep analysis here.

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Okay.

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Federal judge blocks Trump's census order on undocumented immigrants.

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Fuck yeah.

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Shouldn't have done that.

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Ooh, nelly.

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All right, next story.

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Ukraine gas company to add Rick Perry to its board.

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Awoooga.

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Wait, what?

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I don't know.

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That sounds wrong.

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I did.

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Just reading, cold reading headlines.

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Just cold reading?

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That headline made me frustrated.

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White House moves to curb policing of corporate misbehavior.

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Beep, beep, beep.

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That's right.

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That's what they did.

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All right.

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Did we do it?

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I don't know if anybody has any better understanding of those stories or anything now, but I feel

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like we just wasted a couple minutes.

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Nah, we did great.

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Great.

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You wouldn't have known about Rick Perry being invited to join a Ukraine oil company.

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I still don't.

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That's fair.

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Yeah.

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That's true.

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Did that actually happen?

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I don't think you can tell that from the headline.

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I don't know.

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Look, that was as informative as any news roundup on Alex's show, and I don't even know

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what those stories were.

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That's fair.

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There's a lot of indications of Alex leaning in on this episode toward kind of intense

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violent talk, but it's all just about how he constantly has this, you'll know when the

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time is right.

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You'll know.

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Everything will be, they're trying to go hot.

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All this stuff.

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You listen to a clip like this and you're like, you can't be saying it's some eventual

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time.

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This has to be when the time is.

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I'm going to get into the pre-planning for the martial law destabilization, collapse

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the stock market, race war, the execution of the beta test, then the white papers saying

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they were going to go operational three months ago.

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Now they're going operational and we're now in the operation, it's now been launched and

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it's official and they're doing it just like they loaded up a train full of TNT and started

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it towards the town.

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And it's going to just blow up when it hits the town.

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I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's coming down the tracks, it's ongoing a hundred

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miles an hour and it's coming right at us.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Indeed.

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Okay.

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So you'll know when the time is right.

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There's a train coming to your town with TNT, a hundred miles an hour.

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The plan is operational.

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Sure.

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So like later then?

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I guess.

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Okay.

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I guess.

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So do you, how many trains do you have to get hit by before it's time?

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Well, I know that Alex isn't big on the whole notion of absorbing the first hit.

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That's true.

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In terms of nuclear warfare and such, but yeah, I don't know, I don't know when you're

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talking metaphorical trains, but you understand like my, the point that I'm making isn't so

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much that Alex is directly saying you gotta go shoot people or anything like that, but

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the disjointed nature of this rhetoric, the almost self-contradictory hold off, oh wait,

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there's a train full of TNT coming to your town, the plan is operational right now.

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Yeah.

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Like it leaves the audience in a state of complete, like if you listen to this and you

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thought Alex was telling you it's time to go kill some people, you would be justified.

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Totally.

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Like you could make a pretty solid argument from Alex's words that that was the message

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he was trying to drive to you.

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Absolutely.

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If on Monday you say, these are the conditions that we know and when these conditions happen,

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you have to go kill people and then you stop there and say, you'll know when it's time

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and then on Tuesday you say, the operation has started, they're coming to kill us.

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With a train full of TNT, 100 miles an hour.

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Yeah, it's like a two-day-old split infinitive.

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You're still saying now is the time, just because you're waiting a day in between, it

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doesn't count.

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Yeah, it's really, really bad to do that to the audience.

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Yeah, that's not good.

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So Alex, you know, I mean, I think probably one of the biggest stories of the week, the

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last week and a half, 10 days, Joe Rogan went to Spotify, my man.

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Yes, I've heard that was the biggest story that I've read so far this year.

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And when he went, certain episodes were not included in the jump to Spotify.

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Oh, did they get rid of all those Duncan Trussell ones?

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Nope.

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A lot of people didn't like those.

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Nope.

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He gets a little out there.

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Duncan's hippie ass is-

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Some new age bullshit.

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His hippie ass is still there.

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Still there?

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Yep.

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Okay.

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And that's great.

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Alex, out.

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Milo, out.

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Why?

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Sargon of Akkad, out.

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Who could have guessed?

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Dave Seaman, out.

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Yeah, so I mean, like, you know, a lot of people made a big deal out of this.

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Sure.

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And they were like, yeah.

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But I mean, it kind of makes total sense.

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And if you're Joe Rogan and Spotify's like, I'll give you $100 million, you just got to

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take down these assholes episodes.

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Sure.

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Fuck, yes.

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Oh, yeah.

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I don't care.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, wait.

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Oh, no.

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I can't have Alex Jones' episode.

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I've got to take those off the Spotify archive.

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Oh, please censor me for $100 million.

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All right.

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I don't give a shit.

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All right.

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There are things that if they were trying to censor you, I would hope that no matter

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what level of money you receive, you would fight back and fight against it.

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If they're censoring your Alex Jones episode, you're like, I like $100 million.

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Fuck Alex.

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Alex is a piece of shit.

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He said he was going to gut me.

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I'm going to get his shit off of here.

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Well, that was when he was being a sneaky snake.

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Joe was being a sneaky snake and he was working for the globalists.

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Don't blame the gut-ee here.

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No.

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Blame the gut-er.

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Sneaky snake working for the globalists.

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All right.

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That's fair.

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You know it.

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That's fair.

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He knew it.

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He did know it.

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Alex started talking about Rogan's kids on the podcast.

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That was gross.

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Yeah, that's really fucked up.

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So anyway, it's very clear to the external observer that what's going on is that Joe

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got a really, really good deal that he doesn't have to worry about sponsorships.

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He doesn't have to worry about any of that shit.

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Never.

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Guaranteed money for the rest of his career.

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Totally.

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Take that money and fucking talk to your weirdo comedy friends.

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Bye Alex.

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Bye.

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Bye Alex.

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Bye forever.

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Oh, sorry.

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But it turns out, because he is in Austin also, that he's probably going to run into

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Alex at the Luby's or wherever.

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Sure.

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Sure.

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Well, that's true.

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Luby's is-

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Luby's is shuttering its doors.

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We'll miss you Luby's.

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Bye Luby's.

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Those old ladies are never going to eat for free again.

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Nope.

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Alex will not be able to pay for sad people's meals in the future.

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But I think he knows that he can't not talk to Alex ever.

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Sure.

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Sure.

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So he's given Alex a line of bullshit.

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Okay.

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And I told you that Joe was debating which hundred episodes he was going to keep on YouTube

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under their deal and what he was going to put on Spotify because they can't be both

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places.

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Well, I got word yesterday, I guess Spotify is figuring out how much they need to be on

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YouTube and have content both places because that will just promote over to Spotify.

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I thought it was a very dumb idea to get rid of all those episodes.

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Oh, so now my episodes will be on both platforms.

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So see how that works.

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There was a big debate going on with them about what was the best to do.

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It's free on Spotify, but they have like a gold member deal.

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And so they're just figuring it out.

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It was not a censorship issue.

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I told you, I called up Joe had a 30 minute conversation with him last week and I told

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you the truth.

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It's just that Joe said whatever the most controversial, whatever the highest views

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are, let me review a list.

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So Spotify kind of held back some of the highest viewed, but also some of the thought was controversial.

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Probably kind of hoping Joe didn't pay attention and then that didn't go over there, but then

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that blew up.

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So there was some truth that it was censorship, but Joe's in control.

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So it stopped.

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I love the idea that within that like minute Alex was like, I'm not being censored.

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Well, there was censorship going on.

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Yeah, I mean, yeah.

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There's a little censorship going on.

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I have a Spotify premium account and those episodes aren't on there.

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Oh, they're not on there?

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No.

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Oh, they're not behind the little paywall?

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No.

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Oh.

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Oh man.

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I have heard that so many, like that very conversation from a comic who's been banned

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from a show.

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Yeah.

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Like, no, no, no, no.

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They're going to get me back on CYSK for sure.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'm not allowed to go back on for a little while and I just don't want to overbook people.

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They said it's too controversial that I peed in a glass on stage.

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Yeah, exactly.

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But look, sometimes you need controversies.

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Sometimes you need people who are going to push the envelope, but you can't book them

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every five years.

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No.

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The envelope's got to be stained.

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It's got to be every six years, you know?

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That's why I haven't been on in a while.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Totally.

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I've heard that nonsense before.

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Get out of here.

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Oh God.

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It's great.

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I love, I love this.

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It's great.

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Alex, realizing that...

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You've been let down easy, buddy.

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You've been let down easy.

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Yeah.

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So it turns out that Alex believes that it became a stock issue.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Spotify's stock might have been in trouble if they allowed Alex's Rogan episodes on or

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something.

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That sounds great.

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And Joe had said, I want to give you one of my first guests when I get to Austin, and

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then that became a huge national issue and was a stock issue and all the rest of it.

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But Joe will be here soon.

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And I will be with him soon.

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I'm gonna leave it at that.

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Because it's really uncanny that his office will be right on the street from me.

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So it's just, it's weird.

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It is weird.

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It is weird.

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It's not that weird.

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No.

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You guys, like you have a rental, like office space area.

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Yeah.

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It's a whole like little mall area for a bunch of those.

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Makes sense that Rogan would find something commercially available.

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Yeah.

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It's a good spot for him.

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Sure.

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I would say you probably, you know, might see Joe when he comes to see you.

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You're not going to be on a show, buddy.

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Maybe.

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I mean, if he's still putting some episodes out just on YouTube, then I could see that.

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But like, YouTube doesn't allow Alex on there.

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Yeah.

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But they allow like Rogan to have Alex on.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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I mean, those episodes are still on YouTube.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Definitely.

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God damn it.

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They suck.

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And other things that have had Alex on as guests, like Patrick Bette David, his interview

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with Alex isn't gone.

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He's got bananas.

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Yeah.

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But I don't know.

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Obviously, I don't know the intricacies of this Spotify deal.

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But I would guess based on the fact that Alex's episodes did not make the migration, it seems

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to imply that, oh, and if it was a stock issue.

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It was a stock issue.

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Their stock would have gone down if Alex was on.

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If you have Alex on the Joe Rogan podcast, the marketing stand, there's Black Tuesday

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and then there's the day Alex is allowed on Spotify.

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I would assume that if Alex wants to do a podcast with Joe, it's going to be in the

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Infor studio and it's not going to be the Rogan experience.

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Yeah.

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That sounds right.

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So Alex gets off this topic, although he does talk about it for a while, and he starts ranting

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about what it's going to be like when the death of a dollar comes.

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Sure.

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They're going to have 10, 20 years of depression and then buy it all up and break our will

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and then they'll turn America back on later and have it be a threat to China and have

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a bipolar world again.

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So right now they want to have China take over and have a big run probably for 50 years.

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And so, folks, I start thinking about what the death of a dollar would look like.

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We're talking great depression, but 10 times worse.

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And we're talking war in the streets.

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And so I'll talk about that coming up, speaking of the devil, I don't want to exaggerate,

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let's put up the name of the sale right now for 10 years, please.

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This headline is not an exaggeration.

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Save Infor, save the Republic, save yourself.

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Okay.

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Speaking of the devil, I got to sell you something so we can fight the literal devil.

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Yeah.

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Oh, the death of the dollar is coming and everything is going to be so terrible.

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So use those dollars to buy pills.

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You won't need them later.

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Dollar's going to die.

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You'd better use them now.

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So Alex needs your money immediately.

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And he rambles quite a bit on this episode about going out of business in the very near

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future.

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And as is my new tradition, I refuse to take the bait.

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I'm not going to take the bait, Alex.

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I literally have agonized over this last few weeks, but I'll just tell you, we have everything

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we have in stock.

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A lot of it, we can't even reorder.

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Everything's breaking down.

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The supply chain's breaking down.

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Everything's falling apart.

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We're under massive Chinese government hack attack right now, both sides.

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They're secure, but it slows them down, costs us tons of money to fight it.

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This is a real war.

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So if you ever wanted an info wars t-shirt or you ever wanted to get an Alexa pure breeze

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or ever wanted to buy some of the supplements and see how they are and support us, now's

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the time folks.

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You don't want to wait.

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This is sudden depth over time, super bowl, but for the whole future, everybody, and with

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all their strategic attacks and the things that are going on, I need to get fuel on the

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gas tank.

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My fuel tank is on a 10th of a tank and I've got to go a hundred miles gas to go 50 miles.

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Okay.

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So there's a lot of things I can do.

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I have to make decisions and I've seen the big support last week, big sport this week

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that buys us the extra support we just got bought us, maybe in my gas tank, another three

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weeks.

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I need, I need to sell everything.

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I am not taking the bait, Alex.

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Nope.

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I'm definitely not dealing with a barrage of similes like that ever again.

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He is the master of metaphor.

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He knows how to really just paint a word picture of it's like a gas tank.

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That's one 10th full.

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I got to go a hundred miles, but I can only go 50 miles.

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It's like, I've got an empty stomach, but, uh, I'm hungry and I only have one donut hole.

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So you guys got to give me more donut holes.

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Otherwise my stomach is going to be empty.

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Makes total sense.

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It makes a very, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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So it's bad, man.

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Yeah.

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So I'm probably just going to say we're selling out of everything and then sell it at full

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price and then hope we have enough money to buy stuff into the future or go back to an

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advertising model or donations model, which people don't respond to.

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I don't know.

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I wonder why myself, because if Trump loses and they're gonna put us in a depression anyways,

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it's just going to be so hellish.

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We're all gonna enjoy it together.

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I mean, I feel sorry for everybody, man.

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I tried my best.

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You know what I mean?

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But I mean, it's bad.

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It's bad.

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It's bad.

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It's bad.

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And this feels almost exactly the same as, uh, I think it was December, right?

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Yeah.

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When it was almost exactly like this, I probably can't order more stock, but now there's two

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possibilities because I hadn't heard that kind of shit before December.

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So it's possible that Alex has just had to escalate to like new levels of I need you

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to support the, or it's possible that that was kind of accurate then and he got enough

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to escape by and now he's back in the same hole that he was in before.

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I don't know, but again, I'm not taking the bait, but it bears mentioning that this is

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going on again.

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It's happening again, uh, to a level that is, I would call overwhelming when you listen

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to the, if you listen to his episode, it's like, wow, this is, this is a lot.

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Yeah, this is happening over and over and over again.

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Um, so, uh, Alex gets into a little bit of a etymology here.

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Um, we know that a lot of his guests don't know how words work.

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No, that's definitely true.

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And it turns out that he believes them probably because he just doesn't understand where it's

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either.

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Yeah.

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It's like in that movie Elysium where she says, you know, you'll be lucky if we, if

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you don't hang for this and he goes, hang, we do the hanging.

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That's all that gives orders.

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Like Tony Montana says is balls and this isn't about bragging, it's about you knowing how

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powerful you are.

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You are just as important as anybody in the government, anybody at the New York times,

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anybody at the financial times of London, anybody at the FBI, you're a sovereign person.

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That's not a slave.

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You're a good person.

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Uh oh.

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And info wars is directly organic out of the dirt, like a lily out of the Nile mud.

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Oh boy.

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You are Moses.

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That's what Moses is after, Egyptian word for lily in the mud.

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That's not true.

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I just love the confidence of that.

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Just such a, just like any object, just a, uh, that's a pen.

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Do you know where the word pen comes from?

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Where is that?

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It comes from the Sumerian for pen.

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Oh, cool.

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Yeah, it's great.

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I know all about it.

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Well, it's cause the serpent loves word games.

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That's where Jesus comes from.

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So, uh, yeah, I would say that there's a real interesting difference between being like,

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Hey, you're just as valid as anybody who writes for the New York times or anybody in the FBI.

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They're just a person like you.

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Just a person.

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And there is some truth to that on just like being a human.

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That's why you should arrest an FBI agent if you don't like them.

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Yeah.

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There's different things that people in different positions are capable of doing, you know.

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I think if you have a pair of handcuffs, you can arrest people.

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I think that's how that works.

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I think that's a functional plan.

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So I also love that Alex opened that with two movie references.

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That was impressive.

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Like within 15 seconds, just two movies.

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Yeah.

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It's Elysium.

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It's like Tony Montana.

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It's like Tony Montana.

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Wow.

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Absolutely.

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So he keeps rambling about he and his boys, the good people.

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They're the ones who do the killing.

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We're on the ground.

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We see what's really going on.

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Hear where the crops are grown, where the engines get fixed, where the diapers get changed,

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where the dinner gets cooked, where the house gets cleaned, where the cuts get stitched,

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where the fighting gets done, and the killing.

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You guys are busy.

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Take a break.

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Step into that office.

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This is where the living and the dying happens.

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This is where you come into the world, you go out of the world.

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Yeah.

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I mean the living part, fine.

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Stop with the killing talk.

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Stop with the killing talk.

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Yeah.

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Fuck it.

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You're creeping me out.

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Man, it just doesn't seem like the good guys are ever described as, we love killing.

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We're the ones that do the killing.

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We do all the killing.

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We're the good guys.

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Right?

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Generally is at least a suspicious side.

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Yeah.

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But the thing is, hey, look, if we're the ones that are doing the killing, that's fine

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because the other side, they ain't got no soul, baby.

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Oh no.

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They're like running around with a hanger and they're pulling the pins to blow themselves

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up, hoping some of the shrapnel hits us.

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I mean, this is followers.

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This is slaves doing this.

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These are pathetic people.

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Don't let Zuckerberg demoralize you.

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He's a pathetic nobody.

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All of them have been chosen because they're so weak and so spiritless.

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They have no God in them, nothing.

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No connection to the father.

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No connection.

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It's all synthetic garbage.

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Mark Zuckerberg's one of the poorest people on earth.

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I get it.

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But they know you're rich spiritually.

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That's why they want to make you poor so you don't have money to be free.

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Money is not worshiped.

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Like they worship it because it gives them control.

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Money is a symbol of energy and I need it.

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What?

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Continue the fight.

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So I'm going to tell you right now, 50% off DNA force plus.

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Wow.

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That was impressive.

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That was impressive.

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That's amazing.

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That really was impressive.

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Yeah.

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That was a twist.

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Yep.

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There was crap to that.

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I don't know.

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It felt more like flailing.

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It could have been flailing.

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It kind of felt more like somebody who, you've seen those videos of people who are skydiving

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and they somehow survive without their shoes.

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Sure.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's really what that felt like to me.

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That was like, yeah, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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You made it.

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You landed.

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But it was ugly.

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I think that was pretty ugly.

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I could see that being a riff that was just going on too long and then he heard himself

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say money and he was like, money's my out, buddy, I got stuff to sell.

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Speaking of money.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And also he said Mark Zuckerberg.

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Sure.

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Remember that.

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Okay.

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Because he knows what his name is.

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Is he in the 12th?

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Which is weird.

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Okay.

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So Alex gets back from break and he's talking about some culture issues and man, this dude

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could get mad about anything.

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And I haven't even gotten into all the race war news.

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I mean, just one of the craziest part of the technocracy is the biggest video game sports

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maker of video games came out and they have a game where Colin Kaepernick's the best quarterback

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in the NFL.

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I mean, he used to.

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All those games actually went off the real ratings.

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He's not a very good quarterback.

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There's some great black quarterbacks, but he's not even black anyways.

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Yikes.

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What are we doing?

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Yikes.

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What are we doing?

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I mean, leaving the race racism aside, man, I can't imagine how angry he was when NBA

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Jam tournament edition put Bill Clinton in the game.

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Bill Clinton can't dunk.

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You know what? NBA Jam used to be about the ratings.

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It was.

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It was.

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Yeah.

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It used to be about the ratings.

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Absolutely.

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Gary Pateman drilled threes all day.

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Absolutely.

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Bill Clinton?

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No.

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Yeah.

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No.

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Let me see him do one crossover.

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Ronnie Cykley.

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That's a guy who can dunk.

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Bill Clinton.

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Al Gore.

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Absolutely not.

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What are they doing in the game?

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Oh boy.

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Can you imagine if NBA Jam had Bill Clinton in both realistic stats?

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Totally.

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See, here's what Alex is missing.

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What he needs to do is stop complaining about adding people to games and start inviting

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them to add more people to different games.

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Mortal Kombat?

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Why isn't Bill Clinton a playable character?

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Sure.

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That's a good question.

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That is a great question.

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Ask Ed Boon.

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Exactly.

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We've got to start this.

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So yeah, I don't know.

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Alex seems really bent out of shape about the idea that Colin Kaepernick has good stats

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in a video game.

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And let me go ahead and respond to this by saying I don't care.

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Oh, why not?

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It's a statement of our values, right?

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As a country?

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To put Colin Kaepernick into a video game?

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This is Alex.

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I mean, he's still technically a free agent.

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Yeah.

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And he's still in the game.

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He's not a bad football player.

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No, he's actually quite good.

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Yeah.

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He's actually very good at that.

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I didn't even look into this to find like, oh, what are the stats?

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Is Alex exaggerating this?

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I can't care.

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I just can't care.

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And the fact that Alex cares is embarrassing.

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It is a problem.

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It's embarrassing.

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It is a problem.

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Oh, world leaders, listen to my show where I complain about black quarterbacks having

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good stats.

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There are some good black quarterbacks, though.

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This isn't a race thing.

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It's not a race thing.

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But I don't want the ones whose political views I disagree with to have good stats in

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a video game.

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You know what?

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A lot of people don't like Donovan McNabb.

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But I'll tell you what.

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He was a good quarterback.

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Putin sitting around.

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Alex has very interesting ideas about this video game.

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Indeed.

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Yeah.

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I'll have to talk to my enemy, the literal devil.

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Yeah.

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Yikes.

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So Zuckerberg, he appears to be rich, like Alex has already touched on.

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And he is.

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Sure.

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He has money.

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Naturally.

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But he can only do what his overlords let him do.

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Destroy democracy?

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They have to.

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He has to ask for permission.

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People like Zuckerberg get told how big a jet he can have and how many houses and what

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he can buy.

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OK.

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But JPMorgan Chase, Goldman Sachs and others is a front man.

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He is told by Bill Gates.

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I mean, Bill Gates has finally gotten to the table of the roundtable at the highest levels.

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I thought he was in the 12.

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His minion, his trainee, his apprentice is Jeff Zuckerberg.

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Come on over there.

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What's up?

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Oh, my earpiece has popped out.

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Sorry.

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It didn't matter.

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So now it's Jeff Zuckerberg.

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I think that was Bezos Zuckerberg.

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He does this a lot.

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Yeah.

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It's really sloppy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean, maybe Zuckerberg is told how many houses he can buy by his financial advisor.

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Maybe he has people who tell him, hey, don't waste.

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Still don't care.

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If he buys more than one house, I still don't care.

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I still don't care.

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Also, we're in this weird sort of Schrodinger's Bill Gates situation, where he's a member

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of the council of 12.

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He's one of the leaders of the world, unless G. Edward Griffin is on the show, and he thinks

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that Bill Gates is a middleman.

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Oh, no, Skousen.

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Skousen was the middleman.

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Skousen was saying that Bill Gates is a middleman.

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Yeah.

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And now Bill Gates is in some kind of limbo where he was a middleman, but now he's finally

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got his seat at the table.

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But even then, we don't know if the table is the 12s or-

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I think the table is the 12s.

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We might have gotten rid of the 12 entirely.

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I don't know.

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It's a big table.

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Yeah.

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So Alex is still mad about Kaepernick.

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The greatest Nazi, if you want to be a real Nazi, a real race-based person, winning race

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war and winning racial identity, it's Colin Kaepernick.

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For PR purposes and all of it, he's the greatest Nazi.

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And then if you talk about black folks, he's the greatest so-called black guy that's closest

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to Hitler, who's closest to Christ, I'm not comparing him to Christ, I'm saying who's

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the closest to that?

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What?

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It'd be Kanye West.

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Wow.

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What?

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All right.

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Wait.

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All right.

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Wait.

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What just happened?

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All right.

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Did I just hear that Colin Kaepernick, a guy who was blackballed for kneeling during the

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anthem, is actually a Nazi because he was blackballed for kneeling during the anthem?

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Yeah.

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Closest to a Nazi you can get-

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Right.

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Alex is sort of ranking black celebrities, which is not good.

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It does seem like that.

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He's kind of arguing that there's an equilibrium of black celebrities.

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Yes.

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There's a continuum and on one side is Colin Kaepernick and on the other is closest to

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Jesus.

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Right.

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And that's Kanye West.

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And that's Kanye West.

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All right.

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I feel like those aren't the ends of the spectrum.

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No.

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And I don't have anything to say that would... I don't want to dignify this with any

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kind of-

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Like what?

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Even response.

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So-

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You know what a fantasy book continuum.

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No.

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I reject the idea altogether.

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I just present this as, oh, this is how Alex's brain works.

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That's weird.

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Yeah.

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That's a weird thing for a human to think.

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Yeah.

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So Alex gets into talking about a news story.

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There's an actual story and it's about voting and yeah, he's a bit off.

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One thousand people illegally voted twice during primary elections using absentee ballots

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and I read what the state official over this said.

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He looked into it.

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That was a sampling and they found a thousand.

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Goes up on Infowars.com, Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffenspringer confirmed that

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at least one thousand Georgian votes twice in the state's June 9th primary.

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Oh, and guess who they mainly were.

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I think you can guess what party cheats a lot.

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Yours?

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Yeah.

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I'm going to go with yours.

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This Georgia primary story is interesting because there is something going on here,

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but it actually doesn't work out at all for Alex's voter fraud narratives about the presidential

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election.

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Alex has been arguing against expanding mail-in voting, but he's always made the point that

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absentee voting is totally cool.

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He has to believe that because Trump says that and he's nothing if not a follower.

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This is where the Georgia story is a problem.

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All these instances that he's talking about are cases of people who sent in absentee ballots

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who also showed up on election day to the polls and voted.

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So it has nothing to do with the fears and conspiracies about mail-in votes.

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His story also highlights that people who do this sort of thing get caught.

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The evidence is that they did.

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I don't understand.

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What do you mean?

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Well, the situation here is very unclear because the investigation is still ongoing, but there

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are a couple of benign possibilities here that aren't good, but also aren't really intentional

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election fraud.

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One possibility is that people sent in absentee ballots and didn't know if they'd been counted,

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so they thought they should vote in person to be sure, which isn't good, but they also

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might not have known that that was a crime.

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The second possibility is brought up in an article in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

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Voters are allowed to cancel their absentee ballots and then vote at polling places as

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long as their ballots haven't yet been received by election officials.

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It's unclear whether the voters under investigation attempted to do so.

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So there are possible explanations for this that boil down to bad voter education and

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poor communication about the process, but not criminal intent.

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Yeah, I've been on Yahoo Answers.

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I imagine somebody was told, like, if you feel like you voted wrong, go to the polling

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place and vote for the other guy to cancel it out.

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Well...

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It's borderline that level of, I get it.

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Well, you could have been on Yahoo Answers or you could have gone to Trump's rally in

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North Carolina last week, where he literally said, quote, so send it in, and then see,

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and then vote and see what happens.

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Now you're assured, though, that your very precious and important vote has been counted.

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Trump was explicitly telling his followers to try to vote twice, the very thing that

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Alex is yelling about some people possibly doing in Georgia.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Also, in the primary, it's Democrats running against Democrats and Republicans against

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Republicans.

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Yeah.

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So it's unclear how this conspiracy is supposed to be working.

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I don't know.

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Don't you get it?

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I don't.

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Because it only happens in the Democratic primary because they're cheating even at each

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other because blue states don't have souls, Dan.

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And also, I'm going to have to say that Uruguay is a blue state as well.

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I just have to.

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Probably.

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So yeah, I don't understand exactly what the point here is, and I also don't really know

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what all the details are of the actual story in Georgia, but I think it's interesting,

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and I think more information will be known eventually, but I think it's entirely possible

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that there was no necessarily attempt to fraudulently vote as much as people didn't know what the

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deal was.

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And I mean, in this election cycle, you would expect to see increased incidences of that

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along with...

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Totally.

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...just completely screwed up voting systems.

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People who don't understand, you know, people who are new to absentee ballots, not knowing

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the process exactly, it makes sense that there would be some hiccups.

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And the fact that people are able to catch this means that those checks are also in place.

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Yeah.

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If you want to get rid of this type of mail-in fraud ballots or whatever it is, if you want

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to deal with that type of fraud, I bet if you made election day a holiday, made sure

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that everybody had the education on how to vote, got paper ballots only, and standardized

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that across the entire country, we wouldn't be in this kind of situation.

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Eh, nah.

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Fuck it.

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Fair enough.

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According to Alex, just fucking just let Trump be in charge.

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Just make him king.

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Yep.

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I'm bored.

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Yep.

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So for the rest of this episode, an hour of this episode...

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Alex has a buddy of his, Shane Steiner in, because Shane went down to the old boat parade

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in Lake Travis.

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Sure, sure.

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And he has some thoughts about it.

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Shane was in the crash.

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Well, no.

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He was jumping out of a helicopter.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Let's hear him tell the story.

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By the way, my buddy Shane Steiner flew his helicopter around, shot some amazing HD footage

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of the biggest Trump boat rally yet, probably 6,000 boasters, saying, like Travis likes

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it again, word is it's coming up again this Saturday.

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He's coming in studio to talk about that and more and show that HD footage.

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Stay with us.

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So yeah, some boats did sink.

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So he's not, that's, he's bearing the lead on that one, right?

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Well...

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This was a, this was a huge success in his, in his mind.

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Look.

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I heard from people that were out there on the boats that said that was the most fun

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they've ever had on Lake Travis.

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So everybody's out there having a good time.

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Everyone's having a good time, man.

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I've heard from people that it was not the most fun time they've ever had.

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Look.

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It's like you're inside the water under a boat.

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Well, look, man, the news says that.

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Okay.

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I hate to admit this, but I just found out what gaslighting is.

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And it's when your own eyes are telling you something different than you're being told

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is going on.

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And so that's what that whole day was.

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So when I got home and started reading the articles of all the boats sinking and just

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the chaos and the, they said seven boats, it was all exaggerated.

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I mean, if you get 6,000 boats, something's going to happen though.

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Oh my God.

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Now I'm not going to say that no boats sank, but they acted like it was armadas just going

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down at the helm, but.

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I love this idea that he's like, oh, I feel so gaslit by the news saying the boats sunk.

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Now some boats did sink.

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I don't, I still don't think you understand what gaslighting is despite the fact that

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you defined it.

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Yeah.

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That's very difficult.

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Now I'm not going to say that no boats sank.

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People are calling it like this armada.

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Now there were 6,000 boats.

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No, he's saying that like some armada sunk a bunch of boats.

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And sure.

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I mean, great.

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There was the coverage of the event did largely focus on the fact that boats sank, but that's

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the anomaly.

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Yeah.

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Otherwise it's just a bunch of assholes on boats.

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Right.

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What makes it newsworthy is a lot of them sunk, otherwise none of us would have cared.

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Don't understand why this is so confusing for Mr. Shane Steiner.

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On your boats.

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Yeah.

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That's fine.

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This is the weirdest hour because it has nothing to do with anything important.

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Sure.

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It barely has to do with his adventure in Lake Travis.

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It mostly has to do with how great having a helicopter is.

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That actually sounds fun.

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It's not.

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That sounds fun.

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It's talking about having a helicopter.

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Oh, yeah.

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Not listening to this interview.

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Bilber makes it sound great.

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I assume this guy makes it sound great.

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He's like, hey, you know, it's really safe and they say that it's not safe and like,

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okay, I don't care.

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I don't care.

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But, you know, apparently there's like commercial or like a sort of civilian drones that fly

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around.

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That can make things more dangerous.

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I believe that.

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As Alex and Shane say and talk about in this next clip, they almost got hit by a drone

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one time.

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The drones flying around actually is a risk to other pilots.

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In fact, we almost ran into a drone one time.

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We were flying around downtown and big one came right up.

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Yeah, it was eye level to us and they kind of went off to the left and we went off to

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the right, but then we just passed each other.

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He did.

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Luckily he was watching.

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He flew right up in front of us.

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He went, yeah.

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But still, I mean, if that would have flown into us, that would have been a, that would

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have been fun.

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That was an Imperial probe droid.

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You always got to bring it back to Star Wars.

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Well, I mean, not that I'm even into it.

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Aren't you glad Star Wars, the whole franchise is bankrupt now because they made it SJW.

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Yeah.

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I mean it, yeah, it's kind of gone down.

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In the past five years, the Star Wars franchise has brought in approximately $6 billion at

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the box office.

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If you include Solo and Rogue One, which is way, way more than they cost to make, The

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Force Awakens is the number four highest grossing film of all time.

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Star Wars is nowhere near bankrupt, but this is the right wing narrative that they use

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to make themselves feel like they're opposition to diverse casts.

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It seems like it's more universally held than it actually is.

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Hmm.

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Yeah.

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Oh boy.

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Shut the fuck up.

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I'm not even really that into it.

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Shut the fuck up.

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You know what that moment was there?

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What?

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Alex brings up repeatedly in this interview that he and Shane went to high school together.

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So this is like a guy who's like, oh, you dork.

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Oh, this is him being like-

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And that's Alex.

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Alex is getting bullied.

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Yeah.

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Oh God, Alex.

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Shane Steiner is a guy who's like a lot more in shape and he had a hit on the country music

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charts back in the early 2000s.

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Sure.

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Fine.

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Yeah.

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He has more of a status than Alex.

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He flies around in a helicopter.

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That of course makes Alex turn into him.

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I'll roll over and let you scratch my belly.

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Yeah.

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You always bring him back to Star Wars.

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I'm not even that into it.

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I'm not even into Star Wars.

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I'm not even that into it.

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I'm not even into Star Wars.

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Granted, I do impressions of Emperor Palpatine all the fucking time.

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Yeah.

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And I've come into every show with the Imperial March.

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Well, that's just a great song.

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I just think it's a great song.

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Stop that into it.

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It's just a good song.

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Stop that into it.

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I'm not a big fan.

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No, no, no.

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It's SJW.

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SJW.

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Bankrupt nonsense.

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Yeah.

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Bankrupt Star Wars.

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Six billion dollars.

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Look.

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Sure.

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It's the size of a small economy, Dan.

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All three of the last Star Wars movies that came out are in the top like 35 movies.

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Of course they are.

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In terms of box office gross of all time.

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Of course they are.

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It's kind of a big deal.

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It's huge.

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A lot of people like it.

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Yeah.

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So now we jump to the 10th because the rest of it is just helicopter talk and I don't

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care.

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Alright.

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Well, we're going to have to get rid of my new phone number idea.

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1-800-Helicopter-Talk.

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That's too many letters.

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Is that too many letters?

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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So on the evening of the 9th, Woodward came out of the woodwork and a lot of the excerpts

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of the book started to go around.

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People were talking about, I mean, what do you think was the big news?

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Let's see.

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I, oh, what was it, Trump did, Trump said something about some sort of like global disease,

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I think.

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And he, I'm pretty sure he said that it was a giant hoax and that no one should pay attention

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to it.

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And he was recorded saying it.

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CNN put out those tapes that he said it was a giant hoax way back, right?

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No.

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No, it's not?

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He didn't say that.

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I can't even tell what your bit is.

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Oh, I was being sarcastic.

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Okay.

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Because he said that coronavirus was more related to you.

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And it was airborne.

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Yeah.

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He said it was airborne.

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And he said that he always tries to under, downplay it.

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Yeah, sure.

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You got to downplay it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Now that was what a lot of the media was reporting.

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That was sort of the headline because it's terrifying.

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And.

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What?

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Because it makes Trump a premeditated murderer?

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An argument could be made.

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Yeah.

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And there are fucking tapes that you can hear of Trump literally saying those things.

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That was Anthony Atamanik.

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That's everybody knows that he does the best Trump.

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Yeah.

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So when I was sitting around looking at the news of this come out, I was like, this is

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going to be trouble for Alex.

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I didn't think it would be.

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I kind of figured he'd be able to find some way to much like again, the guy jumping out

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of an airplane.

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Sure.

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Accidentally land right.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I figured there was something he was going to be able to do or like be like, yeah, you

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know what Trump was just doing that to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, there was, yeah.

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This is all part of his 12th dimensional chess game.

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Yeah.

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Alex went a slightly different direction.

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The year is 20, 20, 53 days now.

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And look at these mainstream head mad dog madness, discuss secret military coup against

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president Trump while serving in his White House plot to overthrow US government.

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Here you can see how there's two different media ecosystems and they're reporting on

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the same underlying story with a different version.

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That's the, there's a blurb from Bob Woodward's new book that Alex and Zero Hedge have decided

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to run with and make the main focus, which is general Mattis apparently had a conversation

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with Dan Coats about how there may come a time when action would need to be taken because

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Trump was dangerous.

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This can be the lead of the story and the thing that's the most important and it allows

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these people to just ignore, dismiss the other elements of the story that like we talked

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about that other outlets are focusing on, which is terrifying.

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Yeah.

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You know, like the boats, you know, a lot of people aren't realizing how much fun we

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had along the way.

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Yeah.

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Two different media ecosystems, two different realities, except the mainstream press.

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They also cover the maddest elements of the story.

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You can find tons of articles about that, but I wonder, wonder if Alex will also spend

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some time on the Trump absolutely lied about this virus publicly for political benefit.

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Sure.

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Let's see.

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I mean, I don't know.

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Will he mention it?

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What's his take on it?

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Well, I mean, he does talk a bit more about Woodward's book.

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Woodward's book is a lot of lies and a lot of stuff that's true.

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I know it's true.

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I know it isn't because I've studied the whole thing.

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Aha.

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Oh boy.

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So a lot of it's lies, almost all of it's lies, but then there's some truth and I will

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dictate to you what the truth is and then by matter of exclusion, by process of elimination,

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you can tell that the things that I'm not talking about, those are lies.

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The thing I keep going back to, which is the big reason that Bob Woodward can go fuck himself

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forever and fuck him, is that those tapes could have come out in what, March?

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I believe it's somewhere around there.

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Dan, we were still in a, it's over for humanity mode in March.

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If those tapes had come out, the right wing propaganda narrative would have had to go

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in a completely different direction.

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It would have.

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There's no other way.

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So Bob Woodward essentially, and it's not coming back.

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There's no way that Bob is going to put this out, just like we just saw with Alec.

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He doesn't put this out and then the right wing goes, whoops.

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Right.

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I'm not defending his decision and I think I tend to agree with you that it's malpractice

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to have not put this out earlier, especially given the way that things have gone and the

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consequences that we've seen in the world.

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Yeah, it's disgusting.

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I, the only reason I have any pause here is I haven't heard a reason why he didn't and

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I wonder if there's some reason that I'm not considering.

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He's given a reason and the Washington Post have both given reasons and they are not good.

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What's that?

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His reasoning was, well, I needed to do more reporting on it and make sure that I got the

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whole story right.

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That seems a little flimsy.

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It's very flimsy.

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I don't know what goes into that sort of thing though.

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I mean, I'm not that, again, I don't see that as a really great excuse.

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It's not.

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But it's also coming from me, someone who's not in that position, so I don't know what

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legal issues there are.

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But that being said, I feel like, you know, especially in a situation like this, there,

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you could make an argument that there's a moral imperative that legal consequences be

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damned.

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Absolutely.

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Without question.

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Yeah.

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It would have changed the right wing propaganda narrative.

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Which has been largely the driver of what is a large part of what has made this so difficult

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for our country to move past.

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They would have had to go in a complete opposite direction where it is over for humanity.

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They would have had to keep going on that route.

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I just, I'm just blown away.

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It's just fucked up.

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And I mean, here's, here's what it is.

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He recorded Trump saying, I am letting people die for my personal benefit.

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And he held onto that in order to sell books, meaning that Bob Woodward is letting people

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die for his personal benefit.

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It is the same action and it's disgusting.

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It really is.

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Yeah.

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I find, I find it difficult to not hear that as a pretty, pretty sensible point of view.

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Yeah.

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It's a pretty big bummer.

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Yeah.

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It's a real big bummer.

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So anyway, back to our issue here today with Alex, the thing you need to know is that all

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of Bob Woodward's book isn't true, except for the part that Alex wants to be true.

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Sure.

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Bob Woodward's book is a lie, we'll go over that, except for the fact that they were plotting

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a coup, which is totally illegal and criminal, but now they're lionizing it because they're

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preparing another one when Trump doesn't accept the fraudulent results when they try to steal

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the election.

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Aha.

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So the only part of this that's true is the part that's useful to me and everything else

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is all lies.

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So just ignore it.

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We won't even really even talk about it.

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That's mean.

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Also no conversation about the fires in the West.

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None.

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None.

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None that I recall in these episodes.

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It's fucking a quarter of our country is on fire right now and no talking about it.

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No, because there's bigger issues.

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Oh, okay.

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In what is Mexico today, all the way down into Central and South America, by the collapse

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of the Mesoamerican society that happened right as Cortez arrived, they were already

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collapsed, the main source of meat was human flesh of children.

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They had shops down at the bottom of the pyramids with hanging children and people came and

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bought the meat.

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People would routinely eat their own children after they were gutted.

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They'd go buy an arm or a leg.

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That's how they can get us to not care about human life.

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That was going on everywhere.

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It's not a sustainable system in any means.

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See, I was thinking-

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Humans are not nearly as nutritious as maybe you'd like to imagine.

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Also the giving birth for food thing.

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That's a real fucked up thing to do.

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Well, it's also-

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Resource wise.

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It's all over.

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Especially at a time when maybe you don't survive childbirth.

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Considering how much you have to eat to bring the child to serve.

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The amount of time it takes, the gestational period, it doesn't.

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No, that's a poor economy.

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There's no way you could have a main source of meat being human.

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Yeah.

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I don't think that would work.

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Maybe you could for like a week, but then it's all over.

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I think it would have to be like a 50-50 thing.

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Everybody gets to eat one person and then it's over until you've got one person.

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Very dumb.

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An eye for an eye leaves everybody.

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Yeah, these people go down to the store and get an arm.

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See, I thought the way to make people okay with killing people was to dehumanize them

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and perhaps even say that they didn't have a soul and they have no correct connection

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to your creator.

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That's what I thought.

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No, that's Americana.

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Oh, that's right.

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This blew my mind.

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I didn't realize that, did you know that there are parts of your body called life switches?

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But of course, the Bill Gates vaccines are linked to turning off a chromosome in the

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cells that is a life switch.

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It throws a kill switch.

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I just can't make this up.

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Of course it's a kill switch.

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Oh, he wants us to die.

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He really wants you to take this.

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He says it's going to make you really sick.

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You're going to get a lot of these shots and then they're going to manage covering all

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that up.

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It's all a big sick laboratory test, but listen, with what's happening in the supply chain

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breakdown and all the craziness and China hoarding food and Europe and governments and

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elites digging into bunkers, you need to get your storeable food one to two weeks for delivery

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now.

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God damn.

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Yeah.

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God damn.

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Yeah.

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They're going to turn your life switch off.

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Yep.

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Got to get some storeable food.

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He is banging on all cylinders.

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God damn.

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Here's a little bit later.

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I'm telling you, this is the big move.

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The enemy should try a coup.

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They're going to blow up power plants, set nukes off, I don't know, anything, race riots,

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false flags.

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We're in the season of war.

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America is fighting for its life.

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They're going to contest the election.

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This is absolutely horrible.

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The justice department's got a bunch of wimps in it.

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They're not in control of anything.

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And we are just sitting ducks with authoritarians, but I think God will help us.

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The providence will make it out of this, but it's up to you now, but get your storeable

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food and products.

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Now.

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Then for sure.

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I come while you still can.

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Nailed it.

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They're going to blow up power plants, nuke cities.

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I've just read the Bible too many times to think that it's okay for you to be like, I

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think Jesus is going to get us through it, and you need to buy storeable food.

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You can't have those back to back.

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You can't.

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Doesn't seem good.

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Jesus was pretty against that idea.

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So Bob Woodward's book is obviously the main media cycle.

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And Alex's version of it is all about this thing about Mattis.

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And so like, if I'm going to handle this story, I got to call in my big guns.

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Roger Stone, what do you make of the coup plot against America?

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I mean, even Zero Heads gets it right.

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Mattis wanted to overthrow the US government.

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I mean, that's what this is.

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I know we were working on Roger's audio earlier, Roger, can you hear me?

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Don't say the n-word.

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Let's go with the phone like I originally wanted, guys, okay?

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Let's just do that.

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Okay, well, Roger, can you hear me?

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Yes, he didn't hang up.

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He's on the line, guys.

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He just doesn't have audio.

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Hi.

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I'm with you.

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Hey, Roger.

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Oh, boy.

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Yeah, that was bad.

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I was really praying he wouldn't say something really unsavory.

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So was Alex, I'm sure.

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Yeah, I believe it.

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So here's Roger's take on things.

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Now you have this latest flop with Bob Woodward.

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Why would Bob Woodward, why would anyone believe anything he says?

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Oh, I don't know.

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Now I'm here to not necessarily stand up for Bob Woodward, but I am going to say that maybe

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Roger Stone is not the best source to call whatever Woodward is being discussed.

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I think there might be a conflict of interest there.

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Who would believe this guy?

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Who would believe this guy?

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You don't want to talk to a guy who has a Nixon tattoo about whether Woodward...

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About Bob Woodward?

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Why not?

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Why not?

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Why would anybody believe anything that Bob Woodward says?

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It's like interviewing a guy about Upton Sinclair who has a tattoo of a dirty factory on his

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back or something.

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What do you think?

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Ah, it's all lies.

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It's all lies.

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It's bullshit.

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Come on, they're just trying to take down Goodman.

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There's real comedy in the fact that Roger is like, yeah, all right.

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Of all people.

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Of all people.

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He's who Alex has.

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Oh, man.

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Probably, I don't know.

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I don't know if there is a more partisan pro-Nixon person to talk to.

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Yeah.

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You know?

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I just don't know.

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Maybe a family member.

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I don't even know about that.

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He's a dick to his family.

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True.

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He's a dick, period.

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Yeah, I think Roger is about as good as you're going to get, and it does not come up, this

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weird conflict of interest about Watergate, but oh well.

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Oh, no.

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Come on.

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So Roger yells about how Trump needs to seize all the ballots in Nevada.

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Sure.

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The ballots in Nevada on election night should be seized by federal marshals and taken from

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the state.

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They are completely corrupted.

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No vote should be counted from the state of Nevada if that turns out to be the provable

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case.

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We can prove voter fraud in the absentee right now.

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So if this is proven, then we should seize all the ballots, and we can prove it, too,

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so that means that Trump should go ahead and seize all the ballots.

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Yeah.

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You might as well just seize them right now.

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Yikes.

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Have they ever noticed that when they condemn other countries for doing stuff that's anti-democratic,

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that they're saying that we should do that?

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Anti-democratic stuff.

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Well, I mean, you can even take it less abstract than that.

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Alex is about to get engaged in what could be a very difficult election process, and

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covering it, and it might go to the courts, the courts might get involved, and he's doing

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that with the assistance and the expertise of Roger Stone, who was involved in the Brooks

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Brothers situation, and the stopping of the recount in Florida in 2000 that led to and

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precipitated Bush being named president, which Alex thinks is an illegal carrying out of

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a stealing of an election that Roger Stone was directly involved in.

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Well, he helped steal it.

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So now Alex's guy is not only coming on to talk about Woodward and not citing his biases.

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And how other people are stealing elections.

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He's also going to be making rationalizations and probably engaging in similar behaviors

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as he did in the 2000 election.

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And Alex back then would have said it was stealing an election, and now it's just good

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stuff.

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Totally.

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Now, here's the problem with Roger and Alex and all of this stuff.

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It's how they're framing things.

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And we've seen this with Alex constantly, and I think that Roger does it a little more

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clearly.

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We need to have an honest election in which the real winner takes office.

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The real winner will not be Joe Biden.

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That's unimpeachable.

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Yeah.

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Unimpeachable logic.

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I want a fair election where the rightful winner wins and the rival winner cannot be

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Joe Biden in a fair election.

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Exactly.

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By definition, he cannot win a fair election.

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Therefore, any election where Joe Biden wins is not a fair election.

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Trump is the only possible winner, therefore...

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Of course.

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Everyone knows that in every fair election there is a foregone winner, and the election

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itself is pointless.

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This is such a normal point on Alex's show at this point that if you're listening to

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it, you've just probably absorbed it as fact.

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There's no possible chance that Biden could win in any fair scenario.

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It's dangerous.

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It's a fucked up thing.

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Yeah.

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Well, Roger has to go, and Alex needs another guest.

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Needs another marquee guest.

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And when it's time to talk about potential coups...

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We got one man.

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That's right.

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Oh yeah.

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Steve Pachanik...

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Hey!

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...is in the mix.

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Alex wants to talk about how dangerous it is that Mattis is trying to plan this coup,

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and here's Steve's response.

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An attempted coup is really not a very serious problem.

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Ooh!

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Ooh!

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Wiffed!

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I gotta give it up to Steve again!

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I gotta give it up one more time!

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The man takes big swings!

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You really expected him to come in and be like, Alex, this is horrible.

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We've gotta root everyone out.

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Hey!

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Tried to have a coup.

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What are you gonna do?

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Honestly, I think he's called for coups so many times now he probably doesn't think it's

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that big of a deal.

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He calls for a coup every other week!

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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He's, uh...

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He's gonna kick Trump out of office.

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That's true.

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Hey!

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No big deal!

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Hey, listen, I've got some succeeded coups, I've had some failed coups, it's not that

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big a deal.

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Yeah.

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So, uh, Steve, what he believes is that the problem that we see here is that, uh, yeah,

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our military, it's just, it's not gonna work.

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It just doesn't work.

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It just doesn't work.

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The military.

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It doesn't work!

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Oh, dammit.

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What's happened is our military is not viable.

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We got 2.2 million men in uniform.

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There's no value to it.

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Trump understands that Trump took us out of Syria, he took us out of Iraq, Afghanistan.

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Why did he do that?

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For number one, he is very smart.

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He knows we do not win wars, they're not effective, we do not make money, and the bottom line

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is that we have a far more serious problem in terms of the economy and in terms of getting

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our growth back in Africa.

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I was about to say, for people that were actually there, they said Woodward and others are lying.

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So now Woodward is lying about Mattis' attempted coup.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah, this is, this is confusing.

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This is, this is unfortunate.

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Yeah.

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This is what happens when the truth is just so obvious that it's like, I, they can't admit

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that they were stupid.

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Yeah.

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Or that Trump is stupid.

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For any reason.

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Or that Trump is an idiot.

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Yeah.

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So...

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And that talking to Woodward is fucking stupid.

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It shouldn't have done that.

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It's incredibly stupid.

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Yeah.

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And, and so it has to be even more outlandish.

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Right, right.

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Like, we can only accelerate.

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That's what I'm saying with Woodward.

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We can only accelerate from here.

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His, what he did is meaningless now.

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He destroyed the meaning of his own work.

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But, and I'm not, I'm not disagreeing with you.

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I know, I know.

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I'm sorry, I'm just angry about it.

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No, no, no.

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I understand, and you have every right to be.

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I'm not disagreeing with you, but I would also say that maybe he wouldn't know that.

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You know?

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That's possible.

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Maybe in a more sensible time, this would have been completely destructive.

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This would have been a bombshell that would have, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I don't know.

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That's possible.

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I mean, he probably thought it only took him forever to take down Nixon too.

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I don't know.

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Fuck him.

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I have no sympathy.

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Fair enough.

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So Steve has to wrestle with this, this question that is, if this guy that we love is so smart,

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why would he do something so stupid as to talk to Woodward?

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That's a great question.

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Now granted, we're not going to talk about what he said, but Steve is asking questions

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that really answer themselves.

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Why would Trump allow Bob Woodward to have 18 interviews with him when Trump knew very

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well from Woodward's history that he's going to get a hit piece, it's going to be a disaster

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about him, and there's no upside.

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Yet he spent a whole hours in the beginning at the White House and then every night for

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18 nights he would call Woodward.

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Now why would a man who's so smart do that?

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Yeah, ask yourself that.

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Do you know what it is exactly?

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Narcissism?

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It is when a serial killer will go talk to the cops while they're investigating the crime

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he committed.

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That's 100% what it is.

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It is narcissism.

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Some derivation of that.

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Look at how I can get away with everything.

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It's totally that.

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I mean, granted, we're making an assumption, but boy does it feel like that.

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It sure looks exactly like that.

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So apparently, Steve, I should have known this, apparently him and Bob Woodward go way

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back.

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Of course.

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I don't have to know Woodward.

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I thought he was a phony to begin with.

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He and I started at a newspaper called the Montgomery County Sentinel.

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He never had any journalism behind him.

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He's a CIA operative.

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I've known all about him for years.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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What did he just say?

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He started at a-

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He started together at the what?

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Montgomery Journal Sentinel.

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Wait, wait, wait, Steve Pacenik works for the Montgomery Journal Sentinel?

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What?

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What just happened here?

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Steve's done everything.

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What just happened here?

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Steve's done everything.

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Who cares?

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So in this next clip-

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I knew a young Martin Luther King Jr. as he was growing up in Alabama.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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He was deep throat.

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Yeah, he was.

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So now Steve gets to answering the question of like, if Trump is so smart, why would he

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do this?

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Because he's not.

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Well, I would say that Steve's describing a real asshole here and someone who I definitely

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don't want to be president.

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Why did Trump do it?

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So he'd know what his enemies were up to?

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That's one thing.

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But Trump, like yourself and possibly like me, we like the game.

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The game to us is far more important than anything anyone else can see.

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Now what do I mean?

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Good question.

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Look how many books came out now about him negatively, Mary Trump says that he is a terrible

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man.

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His sister says he's worse than terrible.

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Michael Cohen, his Jewish corrupt lawyer says he's corrupt.

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What did that just do?

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And then you have other books coming out says that he's a disaster, John Bolton.

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Why does he do that?

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One word only.

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It's called Trump.

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You can knock it.

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You can praise it.

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He doesn't give a damn either way as long as you use the word T-R-U-M-P and every one

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of these people who goes negatively against them, including the stupid publishers, are

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doing nothing more than to help Trump self aggrandize because he understood something

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a long time ago that you and I understood every knock is a boost.

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That's really, really bad for a leader to think that way.

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Because think about it.

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If you just allow that sort of reasoning to go to its logical extent, how much bad press

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would he get from nuking somebody?

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How much bad press would he get from doing terrible things?

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Probably a ton.

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Who cares if it's bad press?

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They're talking about me.

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That is a really, really cancerous mentality for someone with actual power to have.

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Alex, do you know why he's doing this?

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Because he's a narcissistic psychopath, Alex.

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Right.

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Come on.

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It's something that you and I understand.

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That's what we want to do.

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It's all about the game.

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It's not about the hundreds of thousands of people that are dead that he personally killed.

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We understand this because that's how we make money.

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It's the game.

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It's the game.

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Look, you're in the game.

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It's like Omar.

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All right, man?

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It's like Omar.

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It's like Petey Barnum said, just get my name right and Trump understands that that gives

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him the name recognition and then there's also so much disinfo that none of it matters

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and the more he survives disinfo, the more he almost becomes invincible to anything they

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might have that's real.

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You got it and that's true of Alex Jones.

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Whoa.

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You guys accidentally kind of got it right if you just remove this.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I mean, that also kind of is an admission that there is a lot of real stuff.

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Totally.

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Totally.

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That he's getting away with because of these presumptive fake things.

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And that's not good.

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Yeah, that's unfortunately kind of stunningly insightful and yet at the same time wrong.

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And I don't know why Alex would want Trump to be invincible.

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I don't think... That's scary.

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You want your elected leaders to have and face no consequences for their actions, Dan.

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Even when there's real things that they're doing that are really bad.

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Of course.

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That's what you want.

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Cool.

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I will say a lot of this episode has to do with Alex saying that the Chinese government

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is hacking his websites and I don't care.

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No.

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I don't care if he was actually having some kind of a DDoS attack or something.

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It's possible that... But I don't believe it was the Chinese government or anything.

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No.

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I don't think that.

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He spends a lot of time on it.

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Of course he does.

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And I just didn't.

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It was actually a scalar attack.

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Could have been Steve.

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Who knows?

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Anyway, Roger was on and he was saying that he wants a fair election and the only possible

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fair election result is Trump winning.

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Yes.

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I believe his position is more... I don't want a fair election.

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I want Trump to take over.

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And I will commit crimes in order to make sure that happens.

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All right.

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Let me put this again.

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I've stated a couple of years ago on your show that the Clintons would never come back.

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And I said that there was a coup at the time.

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Let me put it again.

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If there's any attempt by the Democrats to come in legally or illegally, I can assure

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you and your audience that's not going to happen.

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I'm not going to pronounce what I have to say because I'll have the FBI right at my

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door as I had last time when I criticized Obama.

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But the bottom line is that there are many ways to make sure that the Democrats don't

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come to power.

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The legal way and there are other ways.

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Trump understands pretty much what has to be done.

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Jesus.

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That is like-

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I mean, okay.

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I guess that's fascism for you.

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I mean, you're openly talking on this radio supposedly news program-

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I think we should overthrow the country if I don't get what I want.

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Right.

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Roger Stone is creating a scenario wherein only Trump winning is a fair election.

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Everything else is by definition not fair and a fraudulent election.

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Steve is saying that we have illegal means that we are going to use to make sure the

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Democrats can't ever come into power.

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You're like, all right guys, can you please just stop fucking pretending?

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Just say you're fascist and you want to make Trump king.

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Fuck off.

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Just cut it out.

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I'm bored.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Exactly.

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Stop trying to- and you're not even dancing around it at all.

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And it becomes so overt when Steve is on.

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The way-

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He's just a straight up fascist.

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Fuck due process.

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Yeah, exactly.

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I don't give a shit.

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I don't want- I don't even want a fair election.

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If Trump loses-

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This country America is not about freedom.

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It's about business.

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Jesus.

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We are a business.

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Like, okay.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Alex, you should hate this guy.

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Yep.

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So I think the coronavirus, COVID-19 and the challenges that we've all been faced with

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have taught us some lessons, I think.

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Some of us.

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Personally, I think I've learned a lot about the different struggles that people go through.

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The various things that you don't consider because maybe it's not exactly your experience

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of the world that other people have.

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Like people who are immunocompromised or have other conditions that put them at higher risk.

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The fear and the danger, the interactions that you might be comfortable with to them

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is a completely different- it expands my horizon and my awareness a little in ways that I definitely

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wish I was more aware of before, but I'm glad I know now.

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Secondly, it's also made me more aware of how much opportunity there is to help people.

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You know, there's a lot of things that you can do, even if you feel like there's nothing

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you can do.

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Totally.

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And I appreciate those things a great deal.

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It's also taught me that maybe my lifestyle prior to it was a little bit isolated and

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confining and maybe once things open up a little more, I should make a greater effort

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to not live as if I was in quarantine.

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Sure.

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When there's not a virus.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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There is that.

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So there's some lessons, you know, and I would say Steve has a different lesson.

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The reality is coronavirus hit on a very interesting dynamic and that was, do we need cities and

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do we need cities that were really in effect-

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Well, obviously the cities are obsolete and corrupt and a big problem.

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Fuck cities.

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I don't know what organizational system he's advocating, but-

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Feudalism?

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I don't know.

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I don't even know.

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A castle's still kind of a city.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I don't know what kind of functional organizational structure he's looking for.

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I sure as fuck don't want to find out.

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Nope.

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It's fucking, it's going to be something weird.

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It's not going to be good for me, personally.

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No.

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You and I and everyone we've ever met will be fucked.

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Fucked.

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Yeah.

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Thoroughly.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to talk to Steve about something really important because this is September

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10th and the next day is 9-11.

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And-

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In the time we have left, I'm going to hit a little bit of 9-11, Dr. Machenig, he's welcome

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back tomorrow.

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We want you to get into 9-11.

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It's important to talk about what happened there and what went on.

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Now that we've moved on past that group, I don't talk about it a lot because I don't

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want to demoralize people, but we've covered it at nauseum.

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It's important to remember what happened so it doesn't happen again and to know that Trump

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called in the day after it happened and said, yeah, they had bombs, the buildings, they

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blew it up.

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I mean, he can see what happens.

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He's a good guy at the end of the day.

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We're blessed to have him.

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He deserves a Nobel Peace Prize that would bring credit back to that prize, it's become

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a joke.

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Wow.

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That went some directions.

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Yeah.

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I mean, when Obama got the peace prize, it became a joke.

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That's Alex's point.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I would say that we've dealt with the group that did, like, I thought it was the globalists.

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I thought everything was the globalists.

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No, no, no, no.

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We got the group.

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All right.

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Fine.

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Let's not explore that at all.

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Do not worry about those pages that were redacted.

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Don't worry about that.

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They do run out of time to talk about 9-11.

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Oh, do they?

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Yes.

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It seemed like Alex was very specifically avoiding the fact that he still thinks Bush

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did it.

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I don't...

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Or does he not still think Bush did it?

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I don't know what he thinks, quite honestly.

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That's fair.

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Anymore.

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I have no idea.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So they run out of time and they decide that they'll reconvene tomorrow on 9-11 to talk

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about 9-11.

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Yeah.

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Are they going to talk about what Trump said about how tall his building was?

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No, probably not.

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I don't think they will.

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No.

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Oh.

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This made me laugh.

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This was pretty funny.

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Because Alex, much like at the beginning of Steve's interview, and they're trying to talk

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about Mattis and this coup, and Steve's like, fuck a coup, who gives a shit?

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No big deal.

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Alex is really making a meal out of, like, how scary China is and how, oh no, China.

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Let me put the China issue in context.

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Number one, we've confronted China in the South China Sea.

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I wrote about that years ago.

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Sure.

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You said it was coming in your book.

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Right.

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In PAC-specifica.

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I'm not worried about China right now because China has a bigger problem in the United States

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and that is Trump's personal friend Modi of India.

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Because Modi of India will not tolerate Xi's incursions into the Himalayas.

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That's right.

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We put them in check with Modi.

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Absolutely.

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No, I agree economically.

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You guys installed Modi?

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What about the left's hatred of themselves in the country?

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That's what I'm saying.

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I've got to move along to that.

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We're going to pivot over to another conversation because Steve just kind of deflated all of

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your fears about China.

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A little bit.

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Apparently they're in checkmate because of Modi.

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See, here's the trick.

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China's not worried about our fascist dictator.

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They're worried about India's fascist dictator.

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Done.

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Yeah.

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So now Steve has diffused Alex's talking point about Mattis running a coup.

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Sure.

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But he's also diffused Alex's, I mean.

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China's the most terrifying thing in the world thing.

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I mean, that's Alex's almost entire reason to exist now.

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You don't even need to worry about it.

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No, because Modi.

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Ah, man.

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Great.

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Pachannik.

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Pachannik is a great one-off interview because everything that he says is reset at the, he's

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like the sitcom where at the end of the sitcom we always get back to where we started.

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He's the balloon popper.

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Alex just brings him in.

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He's like, fuck your balloons.

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Fuck your balloons.

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I don't give a shit.

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You spend a while inflating that thing.

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Don't give up, buck.

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And then he leaves and Alex is just back to normal.

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You are right about the sitcom thing, but he just wrecks shop.

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It's like C-Lab 2021.

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Every episode the C-Lab explodes at the end and then the next one you're just like, everything's

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fine.

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Let's just move on.

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And this last clip is another example of it.

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Alex keeps talking about how they're going to try and keep Trump out of office and they're

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going to have all these machinations.

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He's like, what do we do, Steve?

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In the few minutes we have left, what do you predict their do sex or their ace in the hole

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could be?

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A false flag?

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I mean, I don't want to be overconfident.

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What could this corrupt establishment do to make sure Trump doesn't get in?

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They're not going to do anything.

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What's their deus ex going to be?

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Is it going to have a false flag?

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What are they going to do?

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Going to set off a nuke, blow up a power plant, throw antifa at everybody.

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They're not going to do shit.

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Balloon popped.

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Yeah, that's very good.

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So I mean, as we come to the end of this stretch of time, like, I mean, we see this continuing

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of Alex.

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I'm not going to take the bait, but Alex is talking about his financial troubles.

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That's consistent.

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The aggressive ad pitches, certainly getting more and more of those and more entertaining

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versions that I appreciate.

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Turns out Stone doesn't like Bob Woodward.

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What a shock.

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For some reason, he just doesn't like him.

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He thinks he's a liar.

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No real talk about some of the issues that are the most important to a lot of people

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like the fires and the West Coast.

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No real conversation about the tapes that Woodward released.

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Ooh, they're all lies.

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You don't even need to talk about them, Dan.

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Definitely don't play them.

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Right.

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So Alex then builds up his whole thing of his version of the Woodward story based on

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a Zero Hedge article.

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Has Roger Stone come in and just say Woodward's an asshole?

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And then Steve deflates all of his narratives.

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It's just weird.

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It's very weird.

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You get stuck in my craw, but it's deus ex, not deus ex.

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It's just deus ex.

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Yeah.

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Anyways.

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It's frustrating.

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Where were you?

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I mean, we were texting earlier when I was telling you we might have to record a little

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bit late because I've got to get as current of an episode as possible.

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I want to see what the Woodward fallout is.

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And your text was, it's going to be disappointing.

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And I was like, yeah, probably.

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And it is.

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It is a little disappointing.

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Except for the fact that, you know, we got this Woodward story, I'm calling in Roger

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and Steve.

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It's like, all right.

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I do.

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That's good.

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I do love a pajonic appearance.

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I do.

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He's the Carrie Cassidy of this show.

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When he's grumpy or when he's just like, oh, fuck yourself.

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Then he's great.

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But when he's a little sleepy or just not trying, then it's just, it's so boring.

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Yeah.

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And the inserted unnecessary racism is always an issue.

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Holy shit.

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Why?

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Points out everybody who's Jewish.

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Jesus, man.

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This is, that's just too much.

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That's just too much.

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Yeah.

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Calm it down.

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I feel like.

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Even for us on Info Wars.

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I feel like we probably should have maybe discussed that.

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But the reason that I don't generally is because we talk about it a bit.

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Every time he's on.

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Steve does it all the time.

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Every time he's on, it's a casual.

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But I'm glad that you called it out.

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It's like he can't stop himself from being the most racist person that you can think

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of.

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Quite.

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It's awful.

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So to get this taste out of our mouth, let's take some calls.

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That sounds great.

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Hey, Dan.

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Hey, Jordan.

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This is Policy Monk Charlotte from Washington, DC, and I wanted to float an idea past you

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guys.

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I have a theory that this could prove to add just a little bit more lighter fluid to the

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tire fire that is 2020, but do we know anybody in Joe Biden's camp so that we can add a pillar

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to his platform, which would argue that, as president, he will force Twitter and Facebook

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to reinstate Alex Jones?

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Something to think about.

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Anyway, thanks, boys.

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Really appreciate the podcast.

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Y'all take care.

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I think that's a great idea.

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That's a heel turn.

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Yeah.

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Well, I would love to see this.

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Here's why.

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Why?

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Presidents don't have to follow through on their promises.

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That's 100% true.

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In fact, I would argue most of them never do.

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So Biden could fleece Alex by insisting that he was going to get him back on Twitter just

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to see if that would make Alex work.

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I wonder.

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Would it work?

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That would be a good question.

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Yeah.

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I could see him softening a little bit.

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You think so?

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Alex maybe?

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All right.

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We'll see.

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That's what you do to broaden up your base.

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I know you invite Alex back on Twitter.

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You don't need to follow through with it.

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You don't even have to have any intention of doing it.

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Just say that it's a big part of your plan.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Hi, Dan and Jordan.

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This is Matt in Washington.

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I just wanted to call to say you've helped me process losing my parents to Trump, and

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it means a lot to me.

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I'm also sure I'm not the only listener with this issue, so shout out to everybody going

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through this.

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My parents used to be run-of-the-mill conservative Christians, but 2016 opened them to the wide

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world of conspiracy theory, which completely pushed me away from them.

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I found your show through Robert Evans, and both his shows and yours have helped me to

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understand what the hell my parents are caught up in.

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At first I thought I could use your show to help them somehow, but I now appreciate that

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not many people let their kids change their minds.

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The work you do is so, so important, though, and I hope we see more shows like yours in

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the future that deconstruct conspiracy narratives.

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So thank you guys so much.

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You are both awesome, and your ice cubes are very juicy.

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Bye.

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I'm uncomfortable with how positive that call is and how complimentary it is, but I wanted

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to play it because there's a lot of people who are probably in similar situations and

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fuck I am.

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Yeah.

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And, you know, I wanted to extend our thoughts.

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Condolences, yeah.

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Yeah, and people who are listening who might, you know, be able to empathize with what the

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caller was saying, you know.

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We can all absolutely commiserate with, yeah.

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Yeah.

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You're not alone out there, people.

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So next.

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Hi.

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I wanted to say that I love the show.

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Also, I just wanted to take a moment to say hello to Selene.

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I hope that she's having a good time.

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Thanks.

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This is Gabby, by the way.

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Hey, Gabby.

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Not enough people giving Selene a shout out, so.

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It was nice to hear that she was thinking of Selene.

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That's great.

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Now's as good a time as any for a Selene update.

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Oh, that's a good idea.

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I have murdered my cat.

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You murdered her?

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No, I didn't.

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Oh.

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Nice.

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That'd be a weird way to admit to it.

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No.

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I've murdered her with love.

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What's your bright spot today?

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Well, have I got a doozy for you?

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No, I'm just a little bit, you know, as I've gotten more into this home gardening thing,

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it's tough to balance.

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Do you think you've been neglecting her a little bit?

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No.

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I've been paying her a good amount of attention.

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Okay.

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But it's hard to balance having a cat in the home and also pots of clams around.

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Sure.

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Sure.

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So I've had to make sure that, like, because if you look over there, my greens just stamped

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all over them.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I see that now.

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Basically what I've had to do is I've had to try and find a way to, most of the plants

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are here in the office, and so basically I just can't have her in the office when I'm

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not in here.

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Yeah.

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And it's not a perfect system because obviously she can still, if I'm not paying attention-

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Of course.

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She can still get up there.

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Yep.

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She ate two of my plants.

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Of course.

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And a couple of times I've just gone to the bathroom and I've come back and she's knocked

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over a pot from the side and then just is looking at me like, what?

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She's a cat.

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She's a cat.

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She's doing cat shit.

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Yeah, I know.

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It's not her fault.

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I know she's not being malicious, but like-

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No, she is.

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That's cat shit.

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Cats are malicious.

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It's tough to balance, but from what I can tell, she's having fun doing it.

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So in terms of Gabby's question, she's doing good and having fun.

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Yes.

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Once again, cats have fun by torturing you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Hey, guys.

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This is Scott in Austin, Texas, and I heard your broadcast the other day about Alex Jones

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and his protest at Barton Springs where he claimed he had 200 people protesting.

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I actually work in Barton Springs and got down to see the protest about an hour or so

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after it started.

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Did not see 200 of his followers.

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Maybe 40 or 50, there were about 200 people at the Springs, but they were already there

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of their own volition, but of course, he likes to claim false numbers.

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And also happy ending, some citizen called the cops on them because they were harassing

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people with megaphones.

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And shortly after that, he got really quiet.

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Love the show.

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Keep up the good work.

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This is fake news.

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Fake news.

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I had nothing but a great time at Barton Springs, we had a food truck, everything was great.

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Dan's right.

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All right.

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Well, I don't know, I appreciate the firsthand report there from Barton Springs.

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Of course he added other people who were just hanging out.

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Into the totals.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'm sure that it was a globalist who said that Alex was harassing, because you can't

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harass somebody with a little baby bullhorn.

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You cannot, it's against the reality, it's not possible.

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Although I have been trying to use tyranny slapper to annoy Celine, and it has not been

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working.

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She is unfazed by the baby bullhorn.

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Of course she is.

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Yeah, oh well.

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Even she finds it hilarious.

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Hey tech guys, globalist Amy here.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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Oh no.

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Seeing a new episode drop is often one of my bright spots of the day, so I really appreciate

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and thank you so much for keeping me laughing and all of us laughing during these super,

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super shit times.

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I also really wanted to add my voice to the Australian contingent and say it's pronounced

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quokka, but what I really wanted to ask is, I'm getting my cat Pluto a new kitty friend,

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we're adopting a new cat, and I would really love your suggestions on what their name should

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be.

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Thank you so much again, stay safe, and again, quokka.

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Thanks guys, bye.

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I'm at war with Australia.

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Quokka.

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I'm just, it's just over for us, we've just lost, we've just lost.

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Also I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize because on our last episode I believe

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I referred to Australia as an island, and I don't think that they're going-

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Technically, no.

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If we're getting this kind of blowback for quokka, I don't think anyone's gonna take

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kindly to that, so before we get a flood of Australian calls, I apologize for-

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It's like Pluto, Australia's been downgraded from continent to island.

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I am whole-hearted in my apology.

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I don't know, that's fun, cat name, I mean obviously-

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Duncan Idaho, my friend, Dune's coming, Dune's around the corner.

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All right, Duncan Idaho.

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Duncan Idaho.

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I would say Darryl Rundus.

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Darryl Rundus is a good one too.

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It's not a good cat name.

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It's not a good cat name, but you can live with it.

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Yeah, I don't know, I was trying to think of funny Infowars names, and yeah, Darryl

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Rundus.

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Darryl Rundus is gonna stick with- Leo's a gommie.

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I could see Leo Cat Gommie.

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Leo Cat Gommie?

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Leo Cat Gommie.

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No, that doesn't work.

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No, that's not- Yeah, but you could just call it Leo.

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True.

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Yeah.

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True.

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Who else?

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Ooh, just go with feline Contessa, or- That's not a name.

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Contessa.

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Contessa.

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I don't know why I'm doing portmanteaus with cat in the name.

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Yeah, I don't either.

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Like, you're not gonna name your cat, cat something.

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No.

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Rob Meow?

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That doesn't work.

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No, that's a bad pun.

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If I got another cat, I might name it- Rob Mew.

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I might name it Buckley.

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That's actually a pretty good cat name.

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Yeah, Buckley is a pretty fun name.

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Buckley is a fun name.

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Yeah.

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I like a good Buckley.

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I don't like a bad Buckley.

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I don't know.

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I don't know if I have any good ideas, but I wish you the best in your new pet friend

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adventure.

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Indeed.

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And the naming thereof.

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Mm-hmm.

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Hey, is this the tap, guys?

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Dame Jordan, huge fan.

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Uli down here in Springfield, Missouri, just wanted to say thank you so much for calling

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out Springfield.

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I'm a transplant.

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There are good people, even in these weird bastions of conservative ethics, we could

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call it.

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Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks for the show that you do.

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I have flagged severely on my own podcast because I'm too busy catching all of your

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episodes.

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And if you ever come down to Springfield, Missouri, you know you got a place to have

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some beers at our brewery, 4x4 Brewing, and we'll catch you later.

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Thanks a lot, guys.

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You're awesome.

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Shout out to these shit-on cities in the all over, all the places that people look down

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on.

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Yeah.

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Shout out.

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And shout out to 4x4 Brewing.

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Totally.

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They're not sponsored, but give them a look.

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It's a wonk brewery.

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Yeah, I'm definitely going to a wonk brewery if I'm in Springfield.

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When were you ever going to be in Springfield?

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You never know.

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I was in Springfield.

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Maybe we'll have to escape from cities because they're obsolete now.

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Well, Springfield's still a city.

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Not a Chicago city.

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It's a township.

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Come on now.

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I was in Springfield maybe five years ago, I think, probably.

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How was it?

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It was fun.

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I went to a show with friends Dan Sheehan and Tyler Snodgrass.

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Oh, yeah.

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Great guys.

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Yeah, I went down to...

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I don't remember the name of the place.

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Oh, man.

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Yakov Smirnoff showed up.

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Yakov showed up?

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Yeah, Yakov.

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You got a little Yakov?

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He and Tyler Snodgrass are friends, and so Yakov Smirnoff showed up, and I did not say

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hi to him.

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Oh, come on.

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I just...

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He was being...

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I think I told this...

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In our country, we say hi to you, Dan.

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I've told this story before, I think, but he was being bum-rushed by tons of people.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Who were wanting an autograph and stuff, and I just felt like it would be shitty.

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Yeah.

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But I gave him a look from across the room, and I think he got it.

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A little pregnant hello look.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hey, Zach.

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Guys, I just have so much stuff I gotta get to that I don't know if I can cover it all

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in this phone call, so I'm not gonna get to any of it, but I did wanna say, Jordan, that

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you had mentioned recording an audiobook for your book, The Quiet Part Loud, and I was

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gonna say I really appreciate the audio format.

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Thank you.

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People appreciate the audio format.

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I'm working on it.

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I'm working on it.

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It's a process.

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It is very hard.

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It's tough.

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It's very hard.

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There are a lot of choices that I didn't realize that I was gonna have to make because of the

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way I write dialogue and how it's impossible to kinda keep track of.

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Yep.

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It's hard.

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It's very hard.

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But I'm working on it.

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It's happening.

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It will happen.

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That's good.

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It will.

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I promise you.

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That's good for the people to know.

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Yeah.

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And for now, they can find your book at quietpartloud.com.

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Indeed.

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So, nice little plug in there.

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Thank you.

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Ah.

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Hi, Dan and Jordan.

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This is Bob Hartle from St. Louis.

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I sent you some posters a couple months ago.

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First off, I wanna say, do not accidentally dial 1-800 for cat guys.

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That is not the right number.

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And number two, Dan, you mentioned your brother and the art he does and how proud you are

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of him.

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And that reminded me that my brother, who was always an engineer when we were kids,

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has gone on to make a political strip called Middle Age Riot.

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It's on Instagram and Facebook.

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And I think you would really enjoy it.

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I'm really proud of the work he's done on that.

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I also wanted to thank you for the shoutout earlier in the summer.

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It's been a rough summer and that really helped make it.

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Keep up the good work.

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Talk to you later.

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Or not.

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Thank you, Bob.

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Thanks, Bob.

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If you notice, look around.

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I've got a couple of the prints up on the wall here in the studio.

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Pretty cool.

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Yep, very good.

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I went and checked out this Middle Age Riot, some fun jokes there.

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Good jokes?

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I didn't have time to look through a whole ton of it, but yeah, it looks really awesome.

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Ah.

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I'll check it out.

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Everybody's getting free rides today.

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It does seem like we're not sponsored, but it seems like we're doing a lot of sponsored

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content.

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I don't actually mind that so much.

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The idea that people call in and say some cool project or something that maybe people

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could take a look at.

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If you call in and say that you're really happy with your bank and you really love Chase

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Bank, then you're not going to get on the show.

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Probably not.

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Not going to happen.

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Eventually we will have to figure out a line in terms of that, but I think we're on the

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right side of it for now.

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So far, yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, thank you all for the calls.

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Thank you all for listening.

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We will be back next time.

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Indeed.

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Yep.

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But until then, Jordan, we have a website.

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We do have a website.

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It's knowledgefight.com.

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Yep, we're also on Twitter.

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We are on Twitter.

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It's at knowledgefight.com and I go to betjordan.

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Yep, we're also on Facebook.

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We are on Facebook.

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If you could, please find a local charity or bail fund in your area and help out people

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doing God's work.

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Yep, we will be back.

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But until then, I'm Neo.

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I'm Leo.

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I'm DZX Clark.

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I'm Daryl Rundis.

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I am a guy jumping out of a helicopter at Lake Travis.

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Andy in Kansas.

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You're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.