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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.

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I love you.

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.

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I'm Jarden.

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We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a bit about Alex Jones.

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Yes sir, indeed we are. Dan, uh, Dan.

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Yes sir.

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Dan.

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Sir?

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If you were to describe this, uh, lost episode,

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Yeah we did.

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Uh, that brutally destroyed my psyche last night.

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You, you, you didn't, you, fuck you first of all.

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Like, straight up.

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It hurts me more than it does you, Dan.

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Straight up, fuck you.

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I poured my creative soul into that episode, and all you did was hours upon hours of work.

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I know that we both took it hard, and uh, audience, if you knew the fun we had, you'd take it very hard too.

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But, one of us went home, and the other one anger drank, and recorded.

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Ah, sir, I also took a bath.

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Yeah, fuck you.

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I had to recover, emotionally.

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I slammed a bunch of beers and then uh, recorded a half hour summation.

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Yes, we both deal with tribulations in our own way.

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Trials, tribulations, and the what have you.

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By the way, nobody believes in pre-trib rapture anymore, I'm pretty sure every Christian is like,

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Oh, we're, we're in trib, we're in trib time.

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Sweet.

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Yeah.

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Love it.

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Uh, so you could say that we both know a lot about, uh, both trib, uh, pre and post rapture.

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But I know Alex Jones stuff.

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And I don't know anything about Alex Jones.

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See, there's a difference.

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Ah, there we go.

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So, um, we gave some shouts out to listeners who donated to the show on that last episode.

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And we will never do it again.

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It was lost, but it'll never happen.

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That doesn't seem right.

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Uh, I feel, uh, like we gotta, we gotta give these people a second shout out, even though

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spiritually we've already put it into the universe.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Uh, but, uh, I'd like to give a thank you.

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Eckhart Tolle all the way.

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Indeed.

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I'd like to give a shout out and a thank you to new policy wonk, Doug.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you so much.

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Thank you so very much, Doug.

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Also like to give a shout out to new policy wonk, Dakota.

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you so much, Dakota.

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Also like to give a shout out to one other new policy wonk.

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Oh, there's another new policy wonk.

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What's going on out there, Matthew?

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you so much, Matthew.

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Top four books of the Bible.

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It's true.

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Yep.

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Top, top four synoptic gospels in the Bible.

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Top four things that were taken from the Q source.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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QAnon is what we're talking about.

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Yeah.

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There you go.

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Yep.

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Also, one more shout out to someone who took their donation.

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And bumped it up a little bit higher.

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And now I would like to give a shout out and a thank you to our newest globalist.

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What's going on out there, Mike W?

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Four stars.

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Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.

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Someone, someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.

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Daddy shark.

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Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

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Andy and...

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Oh, thank you so much.

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Oops.

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Got caught up in it.

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Let that play a little too long.

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Too good.

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Yeah.

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Thank you so much, Mike.

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Thank you so much.

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If you'd like to become a policy wonk yourself and you haven't, you can do so if you feel

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inclined by going to our website, knowledgefight.com, clicking that support the show button.

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We would appreciate it.

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Absolutely.

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Now.

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What?

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Jordan.

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Huh?

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Today.

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Sir.

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Today.

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How dare you?

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Today.

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Have you no decency?

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I don't.

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I don't because I'm about to blow your mind.

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See, the only problem is you revealed to me before the show that today is going to be...

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I told you during the Lost episode.

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Oh, that's true.

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I don't because you're going to be doing a lot of comedy this month.

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Yeah.

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I introduced a possible way for us to work our schedule where in Monday live streams

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would be Project Camelot Land.

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Yes.

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Because there's a lot going on over there and it must be covered.

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Yeah.

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Oh, of course.

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We would be derelict in our duty were we not to cover it.

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Absolutely.

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Oh.

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And so, yeah, I accidentally let that slip for you.

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So you knew coming in that we were going to be...

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Oh, and I have been very excited.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Carrie Cassidy has gone back to Vacaville prison.

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And it is now time to explore the eighth interview with Captain Mark Richards of Space Command.

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Just the existence of all of those words in the same sentence is a delight to me.

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Earth Defense Force.

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Ape.

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Ape.

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Ape.

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What could you possibly get in the eighth installment?

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You are so dumb.

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Okay.

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There are so...

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I accept that.

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There's so many new wrinkles.

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This is going...

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I told you just before we started that I almost fucked around and just played the entire episode.

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Yeah, but is this like a reboot of Spider-Man kind of situation?

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Are we starting all over again with a whole new situation?

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Nope.

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Tobey Maguire is still in this.

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Okay.

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All right.

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All right.

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And by that I mean raptors.

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Tobey Maguire is the raptors of Project Camelot.

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In that it dyed its hair black in the third episode and it was really weird.

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So here's a little out of context drop that I'm going to start off with.

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And just...

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It's something that's important to remember.

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And he does have access to a television.

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Okay.

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Good to remember that.

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You might want to keep that in mind.

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Yeah.

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As we go through this, just be aware that he's watching shit.

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All of these are basically synopsis of first 48 hours episodes.

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More or less.

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So here we go.

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Here is Carrie, how she starts off the episode.

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All right.

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Hi, I'm Carrie Cassidy from Project Camelot.

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Good start.

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Fuck yeah, you are.

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I'm going to talk about my latest interview with Captain Mark Richards of the Space Program.

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And I've had a delay because I went to Egypt with a group.

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And so this is coming in a bit late.

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I actually interviewed him in March, but I took very good notes.

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You've been holding on to this?

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She was in Egypt.

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Recordings right afterwards to me.

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Anyway, this is boring.

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That was just her introduction.

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So now this, how the episode starts off blew my mind.

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And I think she might be talking about us.

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You have gotten a little bit paranoid.

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I read paranoid.

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Just listen to this.

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And like, it doesn't seem that bizarre.

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If it's not anything less than, so these two assholes are making fun of me.

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No, no, no, listen to this.

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Listen to this and see what you think.

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Basically, when I first got there, we talked about the impact on him of some information

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that he was given that had to do with people had talked critically about him and myself

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and also lied about him, didn't do their research and so on.

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And he was given some information about that, how it occurs on the internet.

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This is commonplace for us that are part of this internet world.

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But for Mark, who has been in prison for over 30 years, he is not familiar with the internet

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culture, so to speak.

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And he doesn't know anything about avatars, how people can hide their identity and therefore

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act very badly.

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And that's really what's going on here.

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So I'm not now that we don't hide our identity, but we're very front facing, but we could

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be shape shifters.

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You got to get that's true.

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You got to get all details are negotiable in this world.

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You're absolutely correct.

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I'm just trying to think who the fuck else is making fun of them.

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Everybody who knows of them, right?

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It has to be all of them.

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That's not it has to be all of them.

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I don't see anything posted around on the internet.

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I'm like, hey, you got to get a load of this thing.

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This is crazy.

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This is bananas.

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I think it's just us consistently talking about how he's a murderer and he's tricking

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this poor also anti-Semitic lady.

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Maybe when she watches the live stream, which, by the way, Carrie, thank you for joining

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us.

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Thrilled to have you.

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Feel free to speak up in the chat room.

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Uh, maybe when she watches it, she just sees like a Twitter egg over our faces all the

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time.

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She's got like a browser, like a face blindness.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Possible.

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Interesting theory.

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Speaking, speaking things that are interesting.

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Great transition.

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So, uh, Mark's been in prison for 30 years because he was behind a murder.

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Or it turns out that he's had some protection while he's in prison.

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And I'm not talking about that white nationalist gang.

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He clearly runs with what about, uh, what about his second in command?

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His, uh, his gentlemen's gentlemen.

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He doesn't come up.

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He doesn't come up.

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What happened to him?

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I think he was his cellie, you know, his cellmate.

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Mark's been moved to another prison.

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Wait, he's been moved to another prison?

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Another part of the prison.

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Apparently they talk a bunch about how like he's hanging out with these old dudes and

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stuff like that.

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He's an old dude.

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He's complaining about old men in prison.

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Like, I don't know.

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This is bizarre.

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How old is he?

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He's got to be in his sixties, right?

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Yeah, I'd put him early sixties, late fifties.

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Something like that.

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Yeah, I think he was 29 when he, uh, got arrested.

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I believe so.

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I'm not, yeah, so probably, probably right around there.

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Uh, but he has some protection in prison.

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Of course.

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It's the best street gang around.

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Social security.

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They are not allowing them to get Pearl.

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And this is part of the problem with the prison system.

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It's very antiquated.

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It's very antiquated and, uh, really barbaric.

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He believes he was put into this, these quarters to silence him.

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And, uh, he only feels that he's alive because of the hidden help from his friends, the raptors.

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Makes sense.

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Okay.

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All right.

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All right.

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All right.

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Checks out.

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All right.

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Okay.

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All right.

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All right.

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They could, they're guardian angeling him while he's in prison.

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Hidden help from the raptors.

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It purely hidden.

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Right.

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Unsuspectable.

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He has people send him money.

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They cannot, however, get him out.

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He gets chocolate from the commissary and that's how he pays them for their help.

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He would already be dead.

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No, no.

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He would already have been eaten in the, in the meat, uh, the meet and greet room.

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The meet and greet.

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That's not good.

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You walk in.

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That's not good.

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This is the problem with prisons.

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They're so antiquated.

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I can't even use accurate, uh, descriptions.

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You walk into the meet and greet room to meet your aunt or your, you know, coming to visit

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you, boom, you look to the side raptor.

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Better not be holding chocolate when that raptor comes.

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So we've, we've wrestled with the high level of bullshit that's flowing out of Mark

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Richard's mouth about why he's not like gotten out of prison because theoretically

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he's got super high connected, uh, uh, friends and associates.

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These spectacular, perhaps even fireworks level display of bullshit.

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Um, it turns out he could get out of prison anytime.

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Of course.

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Well, he's got hidden help.

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Yeah.

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The rappers can create portals.

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Wait, what?

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And, uh, he keep in mind that he has an extended family, including his wife, Joanne, that he

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loves.

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And this is why he tolerates the situation instead of leaving through a portal, which

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is actually could be facilitated.

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No, of course.

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Yeah.

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Uh, and so he, he is very dedicated to his wife and family.

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Cool.

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Yeah, he's boy.

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Anybody who has access to portals and does not overuse them, noble, noble character,

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very restrained.

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Um, I could get out of prison with my raptor portals at any point I want.

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Well, why couldn't you get out of prison and then just get back into prison via portal?

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Or, or how about like demonstrate, like you don't have to get out of prison with a portal.

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You can just go to the other room, you know?

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Yeah.

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Why don't you do that?

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Really clear some stuff up.

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That's a real petty use of portals.

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But it would demonstrate that he's not making all this up because he's a bored murderer.

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It never, it never fails to delight me when the reason that all of this is happening is

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because there is a bored murderer in prison who tricked a weird lady.

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And now get this.

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I love that.

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I love that this is the world we live in.

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Now get this.

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Yeah.

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He might also be QAnon.

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Why?

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He's not.

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But listen to this clip.

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As far as arrests and tribunals offshore, he agrees this is happening and not being

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reported in the mainstream news.

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Of course not.

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That's QAnon shit, baby.

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He says that military men are disappearing also.

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Everywhere.

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And this week, um,

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Dude, what are you fucking portals?

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He was interviewed.

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He was talking about two Navy pilots who had disappeared in an F-18 event in Antarctica

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and that they couldn't use a US ship to approach the location

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due to the journalists who would report the, uh,

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In Antarctica, the Antarctica journalists.

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Argentine helicopter.

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Haven't you heard the daily, uh, stay in Antarctica?

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Rescue some scientists who were attacked and probably saw something they were not supposed

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to see and their minds were wiped before the news reporters got to them.

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I think he watched, he watched Men in Black recently on that TV that he has access to.

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That TNT plays Men in Black 2 all the time.

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Man, this is awesome.

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Like this is an F-18 event.

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What was the F-18 event, Dan?

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Let me tell you.

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What would you even call an F-18 event?

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A flight.

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Was it out of gas?

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Here's, look, one of the best parts about these episodes is I have no responsibility

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to look into this.

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Right.

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Because by the very definition of the things they're describing, oh, it's under wraps, man.

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No one's gonna report on this.

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There's nothing, I can't find primary sources on it.

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Of course not.

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Of course you can't.

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Well, the Antarctica journalists were also mind wiped.

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Here's why it's really exciting that she brought up Antarctica.

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Because I know a little bit about this.

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Wait, we know a little bit about this in specific?

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Well...

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Or just Antarctica in general.

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Let's play this next clip.

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Because I've heard there's penguins.

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Or not penguins.

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Let's play this next clip and then I will explain what I mean by this.

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She's, man, Mark also has to have the internet.

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Of course.

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Or YouTube, because he's been watching some Hollow Earth videos.

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Wait, what?

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Yeah, we talked a lot about Antarctica this time, and he said regarding Antarctica, there

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are multiple scenarios and multiple problems.

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He said the Nazis in New Berlin are still there, although he refers to them as fascists.

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He said, I think that's a fine distinction, but whatever.

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And the ruins of Atlantis are being revealed and studied by the US and Russia.

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Right, this is the last evidence of human alien civilizations where humans and aliens

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were living together openly.

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Hey, guess what?

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Spoiler alert.

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If the United States and Russia are working together on a secret space program and in

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contact with all of these aliens, they don't fucking need to study Atlantis.

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No, they got to study it.

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They kind of got all the information they need.

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No, two-pronged research.

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You got to look, trust the aliens, but verify the secret alien knowledge that is leftover

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in Antarctica.

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That's the old saying.

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It never goes out of style.

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I use it three times a week, at least.

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So this idea that Nazis live...

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Where's New Berlin?

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It's underground in Antarctica.

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It's like, this is Hollow Earth shit.

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This is straight up Hollow Earth.

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New Berlin, where the fascists live.

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Yes.

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It's underground.

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It's a distinction.

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Nazis, according to Mark.

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Look, sometimes they're Nazis, sometimes they're fascists.

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It's a fine distinction.

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Whatever.

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Could be the Hungarian fascists.

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Who knows?

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Could be Erdogan.

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Does Erdogan regularly visit Antarctica?

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Possibly.

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That would be a smoking gun, my friend.

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So what you've got when you get into the Hollow Earth theory, the people put out there...

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There's Nazis living in the Earth?

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Yes.

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There's always Nazis somewhere.

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's Godwin's law, but applied to geography?

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Yeah, yeah.

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So there's a hole at the bottom of the Earth and at the top.

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Right, right.

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You can go inside it.

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Inside is mythical creatures and Nazis.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Nazis have a city called New Berlin, and they also have ambassadors at different governments.

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They have their own embassies on hidden floors.

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Within the already hidden community?

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Why do you think you can't go to the 13th floor most places?

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Fucking New Berlin embassy.

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That is just, literally, just as reasonable as a superstition about the number 13.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Just as reasonable.

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So that's...

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Full disclosure, I do have a bit about John Quincy Adams believing that the Earth is hollow.

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Right, sending Admiral Byrd out there and shit.

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Yeah.

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That does come up.

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Of course.

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So anyway, here is Kerry talking about how New Berlin has diplomatic ties with America.

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There is lots of contact between the Nazis and New Berlin and our government,

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and there are several hundred thousand who are massively rich because of minerals from Antarctica.

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That makes sense.

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Sure.

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Where else are you gonna get them?

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Like ice.

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I'll be honest, everybody would mind there.

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That's me being a dick.

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That's real.

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Yeah, you should have looked into this.

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Maybe there are rare Earth minerals.

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I bet there are.

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Look, hey, where the fuck else do you think Alex gets his iodine?

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Sure.

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He's clearly aligned with the fascists in New Berlin.

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I would not be surprised by that.

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This world is coming together, my friend.

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Alex Jones believes in hollow Earth.

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I like hollow Earth stuff, actually.

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Like, in terms of the clearly wrong beliefs out there, it's one that I can dig on.

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Like, I can watch a hollow Earth video for like an hour and not be mad.

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But flat Earth ones make me really mad.

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Well, flat Earth is stupid.

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Hollow Earth frustrates me because I want a mathematical certainty on how hollow.

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Like, how many miles?

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That's very strange.

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When does the hollow...

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I want to...

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For some reason, I can't get over, like, how thick do you believe the crust is?

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Is there an opening or is the entire thing hollow?

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Is there still a core?

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How much is going on?

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There is a core and it's the sun for the hollow Earth.

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Why don't what?

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Inside, the core of the Earth is like a sun.

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It lights everything.

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All right.

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All right.

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See, again, I have some issues with the hollowness of the Earth.

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As I understand it, there's like external gravity.

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So it's like gravity pushing outward.

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So we're walking on the crust of the Earth and then like...

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That's because the outer sun's gravity is pushing us down.

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Exactly.

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But we're not sinking into the Earth because the inner Earth's gravity is pushing us up.

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Hey, bro, science don't work out.

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That's clear.

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That's one to one.

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But it's fun.

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And it explains why you can't fly over the poles.

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No, it doesn't.

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Because if you did, you'd see that it's a big hole down there.

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Probably Nazis in there.

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That's always been my favorite part of the hollow Earth, is that it's not just that the

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Earth is hollow.

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It's that there's a hole pre-made for us.

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What are you talking about?

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Do you know what I'm saying?

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There's a hole at the top.

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There's a hole at the bottom.

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There's always the hole at the top.

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Right.

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There's always the hole at the bottom.

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Right.

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Why?

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Because that's how it is, bitch.

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It doesn't make any sense.

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Even if it was hollow.

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You don't make a golf ball with a hole at the top and at the bottom.

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It's a bad structural design.

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You should know that everything is hollow.

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According to them, the moon is hollow.

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Everything is hollow.

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What else is hollow?

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There's chocolates.

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I keep coming back to chocolates for a reason.

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I know, you're in a weird place.

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So we gotta learn about these poles.

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The North Pole, South Pole, those are the big ones.

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And here is Mark.

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Are we gonna get into some magnetic field stuff?

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Certainly not in detail.

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So he says the North Pole is also a stargate.

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Sure, of course.

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Massive stargates at both poles.

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Why?

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And those are the most energized vortexes on the planet.

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Checks out.

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Regarding inner earth, Mark thinks a lot of people are actually seeing into

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earlier versions of earth.

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Right.

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When they view into the stargates at the poles.

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Okay.

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Why?

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Why would that be?

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Is that a feature?

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Is that a bug?

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Is there a reason?

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Is there a point to that?

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I will say.

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Is there something to gain or lose from this?

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I will say that there are a number of times, and I believe one of them is right after that,

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where she says, I should have asked for clarification.

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She says that like two or three times throughout this episode.

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Like, yeah, yeah, you should have.

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But we always think of the best comebacks after the fact.

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You know, she was talking to him and then a day later she's like, oh.

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She's on a flight to Egypt or what she should.

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Every time.

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Every time.

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So I don't remember.

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So the stargates are at both poles.

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Right.

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And because.

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Because they're powerful vortexes.

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Right.

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Yes.

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That fine.

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Checks out.

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There's magnetic fields.

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That probably makes sense.

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Why not?

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There's a reason we call them the poles.

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Love it.

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Doesn't that make sense?

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I'm satisfied.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Magnets have poles.

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Earth has poles.

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How do they work?

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Hollow earth.

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Right.

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Where do they come from?

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So who put the stargates there?

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Who put the bop in the bopsy bopsy bop?

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What are you asking the question for?

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I want to know.

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Also, why is it that you can see into an earlier version of earth through a stargate?

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That doesn't make sense.

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It's a gate for which to travel between the stars, not time.

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See, here's the thing.

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All right.

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In order to do that, like there's a parallel earth that you're seeing, right?

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I know going through the stargate will get you to this parallel earth,

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but you also have to travel in time while you do it.

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All right.

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It's complicated.

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Okay.

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I think that Mark has watched a TV show.

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And that brings us to the next.

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Which one?

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Actually, Kerry discusses it.

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We talked about parallel earth.

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I referred him to a new series that's out called, I think it's on stars,

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and it's called Counterpart, which is really...

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Good show.

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I liked it.

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JK Simmons.

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If you've ever seen that on steroids.

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Loved Fringe too.

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You can get to parallel earth via the stargates of the poles,

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but you also have to time travel due to the split that occurred when creating a parallel earth.

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Strangely enough, just like in that show, Counterpart.

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This particular version of the creation of the parallel earth and the time travel required

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is actually just like the storyline of stars, which Mark has no access to.

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Right.

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And didn't know about.

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So that's quite fascinating.

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It sounds like perhaps the producers over at Counterpart are getting

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fed information from the secret government.

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That's the easiest explanation.

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Or, now, and I will just throw this out here as a possibility.

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Maybe she described to him the entire plot of the star show, Counterpart.

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And he said, yup.

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And he said, that sounds right.

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Or he secretly has stars.

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That's entirely possible.

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I feel like stars doesn't go into...

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Prisons?

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Doesn't go into prisons.

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Come on.

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It would probably cost more to not have stars these days.

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Now that's a conspiracy theory right there.

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Yeah.

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Also, I completely...

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Wait, did you just say these days?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Putting my grandpa hat on.

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It would cost more to not have stars these days with the kids.

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So I forgot to bring this up.

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There's a new wrinkle to Carrie's Mark Richards reports.

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And that is she started putting little, like, chyrons, kind of.

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Like a little thing will pop up, like, talking about New Berlin.

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On the YouTube video.

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Right, pop-up video.

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And there's two ones that I thought...

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Pop-up video.

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There's two that I think are amazing.

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One, she misspells China.

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She spells it Chenia, which is...

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Come on.

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That's petty.

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Take a little time.

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The second one, this one's amazing.

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When she was talking about Antarctica, she spells out A-N-T dash Artica.

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I should ask him about this.

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Implying that it's named after the ant beings.

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So that's just a question mark of just, like, Antartica.

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Wait, Antartica.

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Right.

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Leads me to believe she didn't...

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Excuse me.

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She didn't study Latin at any point.

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So she did study ants.

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That's true.

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Ant beings.

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Ant beings.

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Again, they are just ants.

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Ant being.

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Ant doing.

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Ant beings are just ants.

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Yeah.

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So now we get to the politics.

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, he's got stuff to say.

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He gets a WGM there, I assume.

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Mark Richards.

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He's a big fan of Tom Skilling.

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You know, he's not a fan of our present president.

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Well, that's a positive development, I guess.

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Well, it's because he's controlled by aliens.

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Oh, so close.

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Some people in the Trump administration are resigning because they can't handle what's

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coming and they are terrified.

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Basically alluding to the disclosure, the ET reality and what that entails here on planet

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Earth.

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OK, I mean, if you took like you just took that inference at the end off, I agree with

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the rest of the sentence.

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Trump officials are quitting because they're terrified of what's coming.

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That part's fine.

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Not aliens.

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But after I heard Ronny Jackson's defense when he was read the laundry list of things

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that he was accused of doing and he specifically said.

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I didn't drive a car drunk and did not deal with the rest of them.

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Clearly, that means the rest of them are all about aliens.

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Absolutely.

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Right.

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You don't want to direct the V.A. when you know there are raptor nurses out there.

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How do you get how do you purge them?

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Oh, also a big shout out to Trump's rally that he had the other day, just directly and

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overtly blackmailing a senator.

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What did he do?

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I don't I can't remember any of like people's names because it's just like I don't know

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names because it's just like, hey, you hear about it.

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Was it Tester?

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Yes, I believe so.

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It was the Montana Democrat guy.

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Yeah.

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Jon Tester.

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He's like, I know a lot about you.

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And if I said it, you'd never get elected again.

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Whoa, that's crazy.

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Wait, he said that?

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At his rally.

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But why is it that?

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God, we live in such an insane world.

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The only imagine if Obama was just like Mitch McConnell, you don't buck the fuck up.

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I'm going to take you down.

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Like, what do you what are we talking about?

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That that's not the only story.

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Are you telling me that a fucking comic at a goddamn dumb ass fucking dinner is the front

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page news?

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But Trump being like, hey, I am going to ruin your career if you don't do what I tell you

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to do.

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Well, he also sitting president, the one that we elected is now openly threatening senators

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unless this was Anthony.

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It's like I can't tell if it's parody anymore, like, no, very well could have been like all

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a trick.

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Yeah.

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If any, it goes to Michigan and pretends he's Trump throwing a rally.

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It could probably do it because he also said Trump said, what was it?

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If these these immigrants keep coming in, you better be careful with your Second Amendment.

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I don't.

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So now he's threatening all of paraphrasing a little, but he's essentially threatening

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that he's saying that regular citizens should kill immigrants.

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But the blackmail stuff made me think like.

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I think one of his advisers is Larry Nichols.

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That's a Nicholsian move.

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I'll take all the Republicans down and a Democrat team.

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So we're fucked.

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I mean, like the world is fucked.

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Like, there's no way around it.

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But even Mark Richards knows it's time to go.

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Jordan, there's one hope.

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There's one hope.

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Portals?

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No, portals aren't going to come back up.

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But there's there's one hope that we have for humanity to survive.

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Yes.

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And I think that letting Mark Richards out of jail.

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No, I think he's right.

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We got with the Raptors.

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All right.

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He believes our only chance for survival is for us to align with the Raptors and their

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princess has stepped forward and said she will defend us, along with the fact that they

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aligned themselves with us, they also consider Earth to be their home world and are therefore

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in the game with us.

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Regardless, there are various rats, both Draco's and Reptoids, as well as spider beings.

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And I get those spiders and the AI.

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There's a different AI group expanding, and there are four AI beings that are interested

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in our turf.

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Dave, Tad, Robert.

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He also said they are interested in Jupiter and Saturn.

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I'm interested in Saturn.

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It's a crazy planet.

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They're just interested.

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Hey, we're we like our current home, but we are interested in diversifying.

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And if there's something, you know, we do have some equity built up into this home.

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There's something better that we could get for a reasonable price.

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Say a Jupiter or a Saturn.

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If you're going to go on planet hunters and we're going to figure this shit out.

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If you're house hunting, you're not going to look at one place.

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Don't be stupid.

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Don't be stupid.

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Raptors are not stupid.

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No, that's why they're the Raptor princess.

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Right.

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Cool.

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Could you say that one more time?

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The Raptor princess might be the one that's more to hear the words Raptor princess.

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No, he's married to a Nordic alien.

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Yeah, who about which, by the way, again, on the side of the Nazis?

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No, that's the Nordics were on the side of the Nazis.

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I thought that was the Dracos.

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No, no, the Nordics were right up in there.

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No, but that's the...

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I remember because the Nordics are traditionally white and they were right in there.

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Shut it down.

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Those are the Nordics from Aldabaran.

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Because Nordic also includes like the Pleiadians, the Lightbringers and all this.

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So there's good Nordics.

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You're right.

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I apologize.

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I was going to use that to further my proof that the Raptors are actually evil and the

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Reptoids are the ones we should align with.

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However, now that I know that the Nordics are not all part of the new Berlinian movement.

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Also, just to address a question in the chat room, yes, Jupiter is also hollow.

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It's a gas giant.

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By any definition, it's kind of hollow.

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Bingo.

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I mean, in a certain sense, if you want to go that far, at an atomic level,

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who amongst us is not hollow?

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I'm hollow.

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We are all hollow.

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I'm like a...

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We are all just electrical signals.

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I'm like a chocolate Easter Bunny that you get at the low-rent dollar store.

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Oh, the bad ones with all the bubbles.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Chocolate keeps coming up.

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Yeah, you're...

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A chocolate on the brain.

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You're strange.

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So Jordan, at the end of that, we learned that there's AI threats.

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There's four AI groups.

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We really learned that there's a raptor princess.

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We already do that.

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No, I did not know there was a raptor princess.

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They've talked about her before.

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I knew there was a queen.

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I didn't know there was a princess.

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You're gonna learn so many more things.

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So...

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New movie idea, raptor princess diaries, done on it.

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Billions of dollars made.

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So we also learned that there's these AI groups that are evil and what have you.

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That's one new group that we learned about.

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Put your fucking mic down.

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Now, hold on.

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No.

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Before we go any further.

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I just want to explain to me exactly how we could have four different AI groups.

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Let me tell you this.

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I can't do it.

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I don't know what the group part means either.

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I have no idea.

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No idea.

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It's not explained.

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All right, mic down.

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It's not explained.

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All right.

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But so we've learned there's AI groups and now there's a whole new...

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There's AI doctor groups as well.

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Absolutely.

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That's how you get the iodine.

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Yep.

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So...

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Gotta trade with the new Berliners.

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There is a new character coming in.

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This is important.

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We've never discussed this before.

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This is wild.

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I didn't know what to think when I heard her say these words.

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Let's do it.

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If the AI want to take us out, they first have to deal with the gaseous creatures that

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are on Jupiter and Saturn.

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And they guard the gates there and are dedicated to defend us.

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They are friendly to all life, but see AI as the enemy.

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Gaseous creatures have the ability to take out a whole fleet of incoming ships instantly.

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And the way they defend us is by re-channeling local star energy to de-atomize the destructive

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AI or incoming ships.

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Makes sense.

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Hold on.

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Makes total sense.

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I really want that.

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I really want that last bit written down one more time.

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No.

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So they control...

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The gates.

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The gates.

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Well, of course.

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Gaseous beings.

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But that's fine.

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This is the glow cloud.

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Now...

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Welcome to Night Vale.

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All hail the glow cloud.

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He apparently has a podcast machine too.

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So they help us.

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Now, they support all life, but suspiciously not artificial intelligent life.

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Right.

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Which by any definition would eventually have to consider itself safe.

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No, because they want to chompa chompa on earth.

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We're going to find out in the next clip.

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Wait, the AI want to eat us?

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They want to eat the earth.

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Let's just go ahead and hear that clip.

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They want to...

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No, I want to deal with how the gaseous giants protect us.

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They're not gas giants.

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That's the planet.

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They're gaseous creatures.

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Gas...

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I apologize.

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So they re-channel star energy to de-atomize...

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Ships.

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Stuff.

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And AI groups.

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Yes.

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I don't, I don't care.

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When?

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I don't care.

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Are they like an Avengers situation?

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Probably.

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Do they, do they have a certain threshold of what a crisis is?

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Are they just, are they just sleeping?

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What are we doing here?

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They're friendly to all life.

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They guard the gates.

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Not AI.

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They guard the gates.

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Which gates?

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The gates.

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Benjamin Franklin gates.

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Put capital letters on something.

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It sounds true.

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Yep, absolutely.

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Especially when you gesticulate and yell it repeatedly.

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Kind of makes it more real to you.

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Oh yeah, absolutely.

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I started seeing gates.

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So we gotta learn a little bit.

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Although I, I saw literal gates.

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Like they guard the literal gates of Jupiter where you, you are driving your shape, spaceship

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up and you're like, and you may welcome.

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So we gotta learn a little bit more about these gaseous creatures.

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Okay.

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He said most negative AI are based on mechanics and want to eat the planet, but can't because

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they're being stopped by the gaseous beings.

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However, many are not based in mechanics and can take on any solid form.

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Including people.

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Anybody around you might be part of the AI group at any point.

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Yeah, but those are the good ones?

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We might be.

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That might be what Kerry thinks.

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That could be.

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Who knows?

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Do, could we know?

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I couldn't prove it.

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You know, that's it.

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Well, yeah, but that's technically true of any kind of, we're in a simulation or not.

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Can't prove that I'm not part of the gaseous being AI intersection.

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I don't know.

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Lost track of words there.

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Yeah.

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So they want to chomp a chomp of the earth and they can't because the gaseous beings,

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which is a very, very good circumstance for us to be in.

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But do they have like a, a ceasefire treaty?

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Because if the gaseous beings can just de atomize whatever the fuck they want, they

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could conceivably just de atomize the AI entirely.

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So why would they, why would they not do that if the AI's only stated goal is to chomp a

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chomp, in your words, the earth?

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Well, I don't think that's all the AI is up to, but I think it's something they, it's

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in their bucket list.

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It's in the bucket list.

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Right.

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But until it gets to that item on the list, the gaseous beings, I think they're just

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like, Hey, live and let live, baby.

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All right.

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All right.

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You are still life.

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But in a, a, a kind of like a mutually assured destruction kind of way, they're not willing

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to go so far unless the line is crossed.

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Yeah.

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It's like the opposite of Barack's red line with Iran.

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A great point.

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Or Syria.

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A great point is being made in the chat room that often Jupiter and Saturn are on completely

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different sides of the universe.

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Not important.

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Not important.

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You can still look at both of them for a place to live.

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It's twice as far.

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The commute is longer.

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Oh, it's a disaster.

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It's a terrible commute.

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Yeah.

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There aren't enough podcasts.

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So you know how all the wars in our history have been really just aliens.

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It turns out that almost Nordics, spider beings, almost everything has been aliens fucking

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around the whole thing.

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Battles.

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Right.

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Often, uh, are aliens.

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And in this clip, uh, uh, I almost said Alex has any human being ever done anything.

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Yeah.

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They've been fools at the whim of aliens, alien machinations.

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Okay.

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All right.

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In this clip, uh, she, Carrie talks about, uh, some boats that, uh, had some battles

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and, uh, one Lusitania.

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Let me tell you this.

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One of the reasons that she's sure that it was aliens, uh, and it was a coverup that

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they said there were sharks, quote, there aren't that many sharks.

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Listen to this shit.

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Uh, I brought up several famous battles and he, he talked about those.

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The sinking of Indianapolis in 1945, there were men in the water.

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There was a attack by sharks, which was actually cover.

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Uh, there are not that many sharks.

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He said, and this was an alien race they were dealing with.

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He didn't say which one.

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Mark is a shark, alien race.

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They were dealing with, uh, the Liberty, uh, there's like five sharks, the Liberty,

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which was an attack by Israel.

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Our ship, the Liberty was our key control center at the time we were vacillating between

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helping Egypt and helping Israel.

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There were Anunnaki on the ship and Israel attacked.

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Hold up.

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Those Anunnaki came from Egypt and he said that the, um, that he has a bad attitude

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towards the Anunnaki because he has had to fight them in the past.

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And he doesn't like the way they view humans.

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He doesn't trust them.

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And this tends to color his perception of what we're dealing with.

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So she's already admitting that he's, he's biased.

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So he's a, uh, Anunnaki Israel 9-11 truther is essentially what's going on there.

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Yes.

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It was a thing, but it's not a thing, but Israel did the thing.

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The Anunnaki are the, uh, that's the ancient aliens.

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There still aren't any, uh, aren't enough sharks for this though.

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No, not enough sharks for this story to check out.

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So ridiculous.

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Oh, ridiculous.

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Too many sharks.

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So, um, the, the Anunnaki that comes from like Zechariah Sitchin and Eric Von Daniken,

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all that nonsense, just mistranslations of Sumerian texts and stuff like that.

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Right.

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Uh, but dude, man, this next clip was like, oh God, does she even know what she's fucking

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saying?

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Why is, why is he jumping into Israel?

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No, no, no.

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We're, we're all over space.

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Yeah.

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But where does he just get into the, why?

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But like the thing I was asking myself is probably a neo-Nazi gang in prison.

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Right, right, right.

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Uh, pro-Palestine all the way I assume.

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Right.

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Uh, neo-Nazis, huge Palestinian fans.

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Sure.

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Uh, no, I, uh, my, my question immediately was like going over all of the things that

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she is asking and having answered, why did she just come up with some random ass battles

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to talk about?

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Because this is the eighth visit.

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She's just running out of material.

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Probably.

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She's just writing down.

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She's just got a whiteboard.

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Just boom.

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What else do I want to know?

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Most likely, I mean, listen to this.

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We got to learn a little more about the Anunnaki and it also accidentally turns deeply racist.

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Accidentally.

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The Anunnaki get along with Draco and this makes their motives suspicious.

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However, most Anunnaki are humanoid and fairly tall.

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Uh, the ones here on earth can pass as human by the coloration in their skin.

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Oh boy.

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Oh boy.

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I'm going to still go with Conan O'Brien.

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Oh boy.

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You can tell an Anunnaki by the coloration of their skin.

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Could be any color.

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What do you mean, Mark?

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Could be any color.

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We need a clarification, Mark.

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Could be any color.

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Need a clarification, Mark.

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I mean, now technically white is the absence of color.

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That's not what he's saying.

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That's not what he's saying.

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You know damn well that's not what he's saying.

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That is not what he's saying.

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No, it is not what he's saying.

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That is so fucked up.

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Well, now in his defense, they also have to be tall, which as we all know, tall people

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and color...

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Oh no.

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I think...

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Yeah, we might...

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I think he's talking specifically about LeBron James.

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You know how Kerry talks to him for like three hours and then these reports are her just

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reading stuff for like 40 minutes?

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Which, by the way, are we pencil or crayon today?

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Uh, pencil.

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She got pencil privileges back.

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Yeah, I would...

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I'm just gonna guess that some of the stuff she doesn't report back to Project Camelot

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is him saying some really fucked up racial shit.

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Like some weird theories about Jews being descendants of aliens.

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Right.

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Because that, I mean...

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But that's just too obvious for him.

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Kind of.

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Everybody knows that.

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Yeah.

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I mean, that goes along with some of that like hollow earth stuff.

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You can find right in there, holding hands, that worldview.

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Well, the Jews were the ones who dug it out in the first place.

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Used to be all filled.

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There was a space group called the Hebrews came to Atlantis or Lemuria or some shit.

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Sure.

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Anyway, that's really fucked up, but it turns out that there's these Anunnaki, right?

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There's a bunch of them in government.

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There are many Anunnaki and reptoids in the Trump administration.

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None that I've seen.

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Politicians are Anunnaki or aliens of one kind or another.

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Most of Congress are totally in the dark.

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Some in the State Department know about the alien presence,

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and many more in the Pentagon are in the know.

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I asked him about John Kerry and he said, yes, he had always wondered about him.

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He said he is probably an alien human hybrid.

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Cool.

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And just making a note here that humans are a hybrid race.

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In this case, we would have John Kerry would be what you might term a recent hybrid.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, so he's John Kerry's a hybrid.

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I don't know why you're shocked and confused or delighted.

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I can't tell what that response was.

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I don't know.

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I think all of the above.

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I told you there's a lot going on.

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Why did she ask about John Kerry?

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How do you have any conversation in 2018 that eventually leads to John Kerry?

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What is he even doing right now?

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He's hanging out.

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I don't know to John Kerry.

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Is it?

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I don't know.

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What is he doing?

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I don't know.

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He's not in the Senate anymore.

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Yeah, he's not in the cabinet.

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What are you?

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Why were you talking about John?

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All right, so you're talking about Kerry, right?

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Now, why is then your next question about a man who is utterly irrelevant to 2018?

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Why is your next question then?

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So you think he's a hybrid?

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Of course, you'll bet.

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Matt's his answer for everything probably.

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And then her response is, well, humans are already hybrids.

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And then he goes, ah, ha ha ha, recent hybrid.

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You got me there, Mark.

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You fool.

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Well played, well played, Mark.

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You're not going to trust me?

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Um, so, uh, look, dude, the chocolate on the brain, uh, and thankfully chocolate comes

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back up and we get to learn why do the raptors love chocolate so much.

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Well, that seems obvious, but I guess there's more to learn first.

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It's delicious.

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And the second is this.

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We talked about the role of chocolate.

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Mark talked about the focus of other races on our chocolate.

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He said, there's nothing like it on other planets.

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If you study chocolate, the cocoa plant, we still don't know how it pollinates.

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What do you mean you don't know how it pollinates?

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No, no, she said we don't.

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We don't know how it pollinates.

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I do.

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It seems we've been growing it for a long time.

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It's a little flies.

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It turns out.

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We're just randomly hoping for chocolate.

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You can Google it.

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Scientists are pretty aware of how it works.

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Does she bring up the European versus American chocolate?

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Belgian.

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The Belgian.

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There's a lot of raptors in Belgium.

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You should know that.

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It may be a semi, semi invisible mite.

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It's not.

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It is not an ant or a bee.

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No, it's a fly.

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It is very difficult to take the cocoa plant to another planet to get it to grow.

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That I believe that one.

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I'm actually, you know what?

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You got me.

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I imagine that's true of all plants.

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I know I'm right there with you.

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Most of them require water.

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Aliens are not gold or minerals or water.

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He says there is plenty of gold on asteroids.

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The aliens come here for the things we make luxury items, antiques, things of beauty,

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and my obviously our genetic code.

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Sure.

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They like antiques.

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And there's two things I know.

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How do you know the color of that?

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How do you know?

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An odonaki color of their skin.

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How do you know a raptor?

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Antiques roadshow.

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Favorite show.

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Antiques roadshow.

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They come here for our antiques.

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Something that's all 50 years old.

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They come here for our antiques.

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A raptor crosses the universe to get an armoire.

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Get a decorative plate from 1920.

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Hold on.

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Hold on.

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Hold on.

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Are you telling me this coin is from 1910?

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Ah!

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That makes the whole trip worth it, my friend.

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Ah, that's amazing.

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That is so amazing.

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And also, if you're looking at that list of things that she's talking about,

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gold fits in.

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They like things of beauty.

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That kind of describes gold.

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Antiques.

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Oh, man.

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Oh, man.

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All right.

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What happens when they go to ren fairs?

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Do they lose their minds?

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Do they believe it's real?

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Probably.

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Do they even know?

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They probably...

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I mean, what is more antique than a ren fair?

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And they're used to time traveling.

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And so they could just assume, uh-oh.

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Also, if you are used to time traveling,

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doesn't the very concept of an antique become ridiculous?

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See, now that's a problem.

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Because you can always go to the time where the thing was made.

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So an antique is in and of itself non-existent any further,

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because it is always existing in the same present moment.

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See, that's a problem for Marc's logic, certainly.

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But you need...

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Before we judge too harshly, in this next clip,

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we're gonna get a little bit of a backstory going for the raptors

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and how they've come to exist in the present as they do.

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Okay.

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The raptors know more than we do,

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not because they're smarter, but because they are a space-faring race.

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Cool.

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That would suggest they are smarter than us.

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65 million years.

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And...

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Hey, real quick, where is that number from?

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Jurassic Park?

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The tagline to Jurassic Park was,

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a movie 65 million years in the making.

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Dead on.

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Dead on.

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Weird.

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Weird.

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Coincidence.

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Also, by the way, previous Brak story of the raptors

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is they actually met the raptors from 65 million years ago,

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so they were already a space-faring race whenever they found our raptors,

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who they then herded as cattle.

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Yes, they were ranchers.

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And then raised others up to be soldiers, I assume.

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Absolutely.

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Timeline issues.

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So we're in trouble.

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Yeah.

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65 million years ago, they left Earth and went on a journey into a wormhole,

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and they went into some sort of suspended animation.

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It's not clear.

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And returned to the galaxies a few million years ago,

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established a home in the Draco Galaxy at that time.

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Yeah.

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They were using black hole technology to power their ships,

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and it is what caused them to slip into an event horizon.

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And then they returned.

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Okay.

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And so there was a time gap there.

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The planet they settled on in the Draco Galaxy belonged to the Draco,

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and when they took it over, they became enemies of the Draco,

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and they are at war with the Draco now.

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Right.

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All right.

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Like that...

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McConaughey and what vehicle?

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Event Horizon, I think was the name of the movie.

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No, it wasn't Event Horizon.

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It was McConaughey and what's-his-face, who was actually a good actor.

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Deep Impact?

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No, still wrong.

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No, it's a dragon movie.

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It's about dragons.

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Dragonheart?

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Probably.

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Dragon.

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That was Sean Connery.

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That is.

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Yeah.

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I mean, that story makes sense.

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Do you know what's crazy?

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Huh?

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That actually does fill in some of the plot holes.

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It doesn't.

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It does!

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If they're in suspended animation, that does fill in some of the plot holes.

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It doesn't fill in all of them.

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How the fuck did they get off the Earth 65 million years ago?

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Not important.

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It's not that they're smarter than us.

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It's that they are a space-faring race.

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I'm being told the movie you were thinking of is Rain of Fire.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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Nailed it.

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All right.

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This is...

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So what this is...

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Okay, let's think of it this way.

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I'm getting a second source telling me it's Rain of Fire.

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Confirmed.

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Yeah.

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This is so dumb.

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Okay.

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No, don't fucking try.

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Don't do this.

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The raptors are not smarter than us.

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Well...

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And yet at the same time, are a space-faring race.

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Yes.

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I propose a kind of Polynesian situation wherein they can travel across great distances

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through relatively simple structures.

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Be very careful.

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They don't know.

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They're gonna offend our Polynesian friends.

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I'm not offending Polynesians.

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It's because they are capable sailors that they could travel from...

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But they're too stupid to make good boats.

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No, that's not what I'm saying.

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God damn it.

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I'm saying that at the time, their technology was relatively simple, and yet at the same

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time, sturdy enough for them to cross oceans.

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Did you just watch Moana?

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I did not.

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I watched it a few months ago.

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Fair.

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But that's what I'm saying.

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Also, actually, it's more...

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I played Civilization 5 whenever Polynesia gets a bonus where they can always travel

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across ocean tiles, even though they are...

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Even though you haven't developed the technology yet.

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Shut it, Sid Meier.

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Sorry.

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Look, the thing is, whatever analogy you're trying to make is oompus-bumpus.

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And here's why.

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Sounds right.

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Getting off the planet is different than making a boat.

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Now that sounds like a compelling argument.

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Especially if you're a dinosaur.

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How do you know how fast they can run?

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Oh, you think they ran into space?

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88 miles per hour.

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Okay, then oxygen's gonna come into it.

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Dinosaurs don't breathe oxygen.

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Fair enough.

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That was proven.

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So the raptors are good, according to Mark, and the dracos are generally bad.

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Right.

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Even though, from his own admission, the raptors colonized one of Draco's planets,

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disregarding the fact that there were native peoples living there.

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I think Mark is really bad.

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I think any ally that Mark suggests that he has is actually evil.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But here's something about the dracos.

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Turns out maybe not all of them are bad.

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I think Mark Richards is gaslighting us about fiction.

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Yes, I think so too.

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So the raptors fully believe there are some good dracos,

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but the raptors and humans are diametrically opposed to the Draco agenda,

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which involves takeover and domination.

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I got bad news for you about humans.

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That is somehow racist to me.

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That is such a raptor concept of like...

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That's a raptor concept.

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Yeah, well, okay, all right.

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It's the same thing as your grandma saying,

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oh, well, yeah, but they're one of the good ones.

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Like, that's a racist idea wrapped up in raptors.

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Yeah, more or less.

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But at the same time, like, okay, so the dracos, they want to conquer things,

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and humans and raptors aren't into that, but...

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No, we're not.

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Every bit of human history would beg to differ.

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No, that's because we were influenced by the dracos.

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Every bit of human history would cough politely.

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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No, thank you, sir.

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Proxy wars between the raptors and the reptoids.

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Spider beings? Every now and then.

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So you know how...

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They mostly keep to themselves and the noober letters.

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So you know how we just learned that there are gaseous beings in play?

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Right.

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And last time we learned ant beings are in play,

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and we already knew about the spiders and what have you.

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Just ants. Could just be ants.

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In this next clip, we learn about a whole new group of aliens,

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but before we do, we learn something damning about the First Lady of the United States.

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Why bring her in?

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I don't want to give away too much, but she's not a human.

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Well, yeah, but that's obvious.

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Trump, we talked about Trump, and he says he is controlled by aliens.

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He went from being a mediocre millionaire in four years to being mega rich.

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His wife is a biological creation that operates as his direct link to an alien race.

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She is his communication device.

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He wouldn't say which alien race, and it is not the cat beings.

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And later on in this discussion, I'll talk about a bit about the cat beings and so on.

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It's not the cat beings.

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It's not the heretofore unmentioned cat beings.

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Not the cat beings.

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Trump-

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Again, just cats. Could just be cats.

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Trump has a wife that is a biological creation that he uses as a communication device-

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Now-

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With aliens. Don't know which ones, but it ain't cats.

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Now, let me tell you something right now.

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Is there a better explanation for why she will not always hold his hand?

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What is that but a man calling and them hanging up on him?

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Perhaps.

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You see what I'm saying? Connection wasn't made.

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Yeah.

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That's- it's simple. It's simple.

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It's definitely not that they're in a loveless marriage based on money and power.

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Has nothing to do with that.

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And I know that it doesn't have anything to do with the cat beings.

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I have still not ruled that out.

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I think Mark Richards is an unreliable narrator in this situation.

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Perhaps he's providing cover for the cat being.

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I have it on good authority from my friend Kerry, who knows a guy named Mark, that-

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It's not the cat beings?

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Okay.

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We're going to learn about them here in a little bit.

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But first, Kerry asks him about the wildfires in California.

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Why? Where does the conversation get onto that track?

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Well, it's good that she did because the truth about it is pretty wild.

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Fires in Northern and Southern California.

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The fires in Northern California were basically a group of juvenile alien races who decided to party

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by coming here and devouring humans.

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Ah, okay.

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So also, this brings in the wrinkle of a North-South Civil War forest fire situation here.

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No, she goes on to say, I don't know what happened with the South.

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She has no idea about the South fires, but the North fires were an alien prank.

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Why does one get an explanation and the other is just, hey, it's a mystery.

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Mark was tired.

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It's, who knows why the Southern ones happened.

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See, that's one-

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Look, I can't know everything.

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But see, that's one of the things that makes me clear that he's either telling the fucking truth

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or he is a super accomplished manipulator.

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Because if he was just sort of an amateur con man, he would have an answer for everything.

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Yeah, of course.

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Instead, he's like, I don't know about that one.

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Oh, you got to allow yourself to appear vulnerable in order for the person to-

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For salability about you.

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Absolutely.

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Man, I'll tell you what, I love it.

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Fires were an alien prank.

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Yeah, they just came to party and eat humans.

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Back to the cat people.

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So, Carrie-

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Yes, not cat people.

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We don't know that they're people.

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They're cat beings.

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Hold off on your judgments.

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All right, all right.

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Carrie was just in Egypt and, you know, there's a lot of cat-

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A lot of cat people there.

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A lot of cat importance.

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And so-

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It could be why it happened to be on her brain at the time.

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It's possible.

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It could be that perhaps she gave him a very leading question of,

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is the president-in-law the first lady being controlled by cat beings?

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Not the cat beings.

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Ah, okay.

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But-

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Because I just went to Egypt and I know cats are pretty important there.

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Mark does tell her about the Sphinx and how there used to be multiple ones and they were cats.

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They're cat people.

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They were cats or they were real?

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No, they weren't real as much as they were statues and all.

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They were still statues and shit.

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Weren't there multiple ones?

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I think that is correct, yeah.

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Oh, okay.

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I don't remember.

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It's been a long time since I've looked into it.

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Verify.

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There's another influence that maybe Mark's been watching movies.

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We'll see.

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This is crazy.

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The remaining Sphinx has now a human head carved from the cat head,

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and his contact on this is a black panther cat being called Contessa.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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All right.

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Mark knows a black panther cat being named Contessa.

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Mark also asked her if she was on 10 yet.

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Power girl, power girl.

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That's a lot to take in.

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He's hanging out with a black panther cat being named Contessa.

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Yep, of course.

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Love it.

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Can't get enough.

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Can't get enough.

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She's from the land of Wakanda.

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Nah, Conda.

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Now Conda.

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All right.

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Plus one points for that.

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This is so stupid.

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Like, at a certain point, it really feels like Mark Richards might be fucking with her.

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No, he's always been fucking with her, but now he's really going for it.

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He might be seeing like, I'm just gonna say, I fucking know black panther people.

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No, or maybe this is just his way of trying to rationalize a rumble that he had with a

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black gang in prison with his white gang.

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Right.

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And the black panther is how his brain, I don't know.

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I'm trying to, I'm over exegesising this.

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Might be.

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Unnecessary.

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Might be.

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Anyway, there's cat people.

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Also, Michael B. Jordan was great in that Egyptian fight.

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He played Contessa.

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Yeah.

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Um, so, um, you know, recently, recently, sir, um, the international community has decided,

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uh, and, uh, you know, they have good reason to believe that, uh, Vladimir Putin attacked

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a spy in, uh, in London, I believe wasn't in London.

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Yeah.

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Um, but get this, she wasn't Putin.

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It was aliens.

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Regarding the Salisbury attack.

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He said, uh, it was delicious.

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Pistachios, reptoids, and Draco won a week in the U S Russian Britain.

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And so the aliens continue to pit them against each other.

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He says, Putin is not miss messy.

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He kills lots of people, but with precision, the collateral damage indicates that the Salisbury

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attack was carried out by British or the aliens.

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Wide swath there, either the British or any number of alien races that I've brought up.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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I mean, but at the same time, she is the black dragon queen.

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Right.

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So it could be all.

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No, it could be England is under the sway of the black dragon queen.

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Right.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Okay.

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I assume that's a Draco in disguise.

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I don't know.

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So of course I don't think it's there any difference between the bread, the British

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and the aliens at this point, Dan, prove that to me.

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No, of course not.

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Of course not.

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Why do they have tea time?

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Little cucumber sandwich.

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Oh, that's definitely alien.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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The exhalation.

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You call fries chips?

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Yeah, come on.

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Get the fuck back to your own planet.

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Get the fuck out of here, Draco.

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Come on.

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Go on planet hunters or the show about fish tanks.

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That would also be an acceptable one.

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Tanked, I believe is what it's called.

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I'm going to skip this next clip because it's not really all that great.

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It's just Mark saying that he's trying to stop North Korea and China from killing millions

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of people.

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Himself?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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He's leaking information.

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With a portal?

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He's leaking information to carry in order to stop a war that will kill millions of people.

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God, I really feel if there is a war coming that will kill millions of people and you

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have both the information necessary to stop it and access to portals, you could probably

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do a little bit more than kind of leak it.

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Or just hang out with a weird lady.

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That could help.

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That doesn't even have access to a pen.

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So now we learn more about this Contessa character, the Black Panther cat being.

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She's got some interesting quirks.

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All right.

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We talked about the cat beings and Contessa, Leonie, the Black Panther being that I had

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mentioned earlier.

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He said he's written about her in his writings, which are available at the Earth Defense Headquarters

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site.

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Uh, uh, uh, Dan?

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Guess who immediately went to that website?

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Dan?

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Yes, sir.

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What did you just say to me?

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Um, here's the problem.

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There's nothing...

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It's thomas.loc.gov, which is a reference to an episode that no one will ever know.

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God damn it, that was a great...

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I'm gonna say it again.

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I went to the website and it's crazy.

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Like, his wife has made a straight up 501C3 nonprofit organization.

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Oh, yes.

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And, oh my God, I've got to pull up the site.

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They claim to have...

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Okay, hold the fucking phone.

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They claim to have the original copy of the Golden Bough.

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Uh, okay.

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Well, I mean, like the book, not the mythical object.

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Okay.

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Um, but, uh, the, uh...

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Because that would be a big find.

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That would be huge.

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Yeah.

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What's the other thing that they've got?

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I mean, it's crazy that they put together an organization at all.

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Um...

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God, I think they're...

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You know, as much as we can make fun of them, I'll be goddamn if these people don't try

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and follow through on their shit.

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They're enterprising.

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Yeah.

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So...

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We wouldn't make a 501C3.

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No.

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And so I looked at this...

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We don't even know how.

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I don't even know what that means.

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If you go to the website, the Earth Defense League, you'll find that the executive director

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is Joanne Richards, his wife.

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Of course.

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And there's a board of directors, which blew my mind.

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Wait.

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One of them is named Dr. Julian Salt.

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Love him.

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And I Googled him, and it turns out that he, um...

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He's been on Project Camelot doing an interview about how much he loves Mark Richards.

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And I was about to be like, well, fuck it, we're doing that episode tonight, too.

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But I listened to, like, maybe 15 minutes of it, and he is a boring-ass dude.

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Then I looked further down the list, and one of the people on the board of directors is

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Lou Wagner.

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I was like, what?

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The guy from CHiPs?

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It's like a character actor.

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Character actor.

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Is it the guy from CHiPs?

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I don't know!

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I have no idea.

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There's no way to follow up on Lou Wagner?

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I'd have to send them an email or something, but, like, I don't know.

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It very well could be Lou.

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Draft that email for me right now.

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I mean, he's still alive.

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He's 69 years old.

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Could very well have.

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Excuse me, guys.

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So, Lou Wagner on your board of director.

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How about that?

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Guy from CHiPs?

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Guy from CHiPs?

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Guy from CHiPs?

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Is he the guy from CHiPs?

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Is that...

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Did you swing the guy from CHiPs?

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Could you guys...

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He's a good get.

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He's a good get.

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There's absolutely no doubt about that.

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I'm trying to...

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Fuck.

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I'm trying to find the exact page that I was on earlier.

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So you can go here to the website.

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I was hoping I'd find just rambling blogs and stuff like that, but it's all...

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Of course.

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It's all for sale.

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Like, it's just... they're just selling all his, like, writings and stuff.

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So for, like, 40 bucks, you can learn about what happened at Hamilton Air Force Base in

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the summer of 1952.

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For how much?

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40 bucks.

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How long is this?

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That actually has the page count here.

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40 bucks.

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That one's 384 pages.

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Oh, that's not bad.

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I would take that in a hardback.

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A hardback?

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40 bucks for a hardback makes sense.

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PDF file?

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No, thank you.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I don't know.

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How dare you?

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I don't know if it's that.

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And it's probably written...

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Well, no, he would write it in pen and then she would transcribe it, of course.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, that's torture.

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That's torture.

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Yeah.

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To write down 300-some-odd pages of bullshit and then ask your wife to type it.

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So it's the Earth Defense Headquarters, but part and parcel of that is Dragon Hill Research

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Center that you can apply to be a researcher at, which I might do.

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Yeah, you need to.

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You need to.

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It's in San Anselmo, California, and it's apparently in a castle.

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Or, I'm sorry, a castle-like setting.

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I feel like the moment you need to make that distinction, you might as well stop.

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They got a lot of books and a lot of research going on.

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Of course, of course.

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There's an extensive collection on Wicca, mythical, in quotes, because they're fucking

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real, creatures such as dragons and fairies, history, modern military history, space, and

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environmental issues.

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The research center is proud to own the parliament roles of medieval England, covering 1272 to

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1504, and several volumes of the Golden Bough.

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Yeah, crazy.

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All right.

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Crazy.

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All right.

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Crazy.

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I want to go there.

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I kind of think the saddest thing is that they probably have a better science department

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than most Christian universities.

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Maybe.

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Maybe.

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I want to go there.

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I want to go there, too.

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Absolutely.

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So, wait a minute.

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Could we get in?

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I don't know if my transcripts are good enough, Dan.

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Anyway, this-

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I dropped out of college.

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This clip isn't done.

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He still has to talk about the Black Panther lady.

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Oh, of course.

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But I just wanted to quickly tell you all a little bit about Earth Defense Headquarters.

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Okay.

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That's maintained by his wife, Joanne Richards, and I highly recommend that.

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That's a great place to get more of his writings.

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But he says that the cat beings are not at this time openly assisting humans, that there

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are four different cat races in contact, and that at the moment they're detached from human

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affairs.

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Mark's only contact with cat beings, however, is through the Contessa, the Black Panther

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being. She loves luxury items and has lots of kittens, and they stand upright.

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Okay, cool.

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We got two legs standing kittens.

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She likes luxury items and has lots of kittens.

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This makes me really sad.

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This one's thin.

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This one's thin.

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I've been loving all of this so far, but this one's lazy.

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It is.

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This is lazy.

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Yeah.

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Come on.

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Yeah.

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I demand better.

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I demand...

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Four different cat races?

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Sure, why not?

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Four different cat alien races.

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I don't give a shit.

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Yeah, sure.

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Like Tabby.

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Tabby.

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Yeah.

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Black Panther.

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Black Panther.

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Ocelot.

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Ocelot?

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Ocelot, I like them.

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That's how you greet each other.

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Negative one point.

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How dare you?

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Negative one.

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How dare you?

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Negative one.

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Absolutely.

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I just, I don't know.

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I don't know how you can't just be like, Mark, come on.

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This is ridiculous.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Even Carrie has to be like, do some punch up, man.

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Come on.

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Give me a little bit more to work with than that.

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Give me more than four cat species just not giving a fuck,

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i.e. just like cats.

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Right.

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You know, it's four cat species who are essentially cats.

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You know, they're cats.

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Sure, but they stand up.

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Right.

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Look, you go around the universe.

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Cat's a cat, man.

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Cats have been around for at least 65 million years.

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Yeah, that makes sense.

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For sure.

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Yeah.

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Well, if you wanted him to give, his next clip, he's given.

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Okay, good.

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It turns out we learn a little bit more about the Dutchman,

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his dad, in his next clip.

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It turns out he and a very famous person had a bit of a disagreement in the past.

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Thomas Jefferson?

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He said Carl Sagan, Mark's dad, the Dutchman,

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had an argument over the Voyager disk that went out into space.

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Basically, Mark and his father considered it gambling with our lives.

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Okay.

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Aliens are already here.

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Neighbors.

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Sorry.

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Neighbors.

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Aliens are already here.

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And they're setting...

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It does not matter.

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If you send the Voyager out...

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Right.

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The Voyager didn't go far enough to deal with aliens coming from different galaxies.

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The Voyager can't possibly go far enough.

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There's no way for the Voyager to go far...

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Yeah.

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Aliens were involved in World War II.

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Aliens were involved in...

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It predates any space travel.

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Not, does it?

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Not the Raptors in the 65 million years ago.

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Sagan was there.

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Sagan, man.

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I love it.

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We're gonna...

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I mean, Carl Sagan's dead now, so we can't confirm or deny this story about the Dutchman.

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Lizard man species?

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Uh-huh.

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Sahagan.

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Or Sahagan?

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Whichever it is you...

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There's a mythological species of, I think, amphibious humanoid Sahagans.

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Oh yeah, they're researching them at the Dragon Hill Research Center.

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Exactly.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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DRC.

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Now.

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You know me.

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Shorten it.

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Right.

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Shorten it.

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Sagan.

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Sagan.

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Sagan.

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He's a fucking reptoid.

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He's a fucking reptoid.

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Son of a bitch.

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I knew it the whole time.

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Oh my god.

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That blue dot speech?

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He wanted to eat that dot.

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He wanted to eat that fucking dot, Sagan!

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Sagan!

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So, this whole exercise pushes the realm of credulity way too far.

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It goes a bit.

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The idea that Carrie's is going along with all of this is wild.

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But we do reach one point here towards the end.

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Again, how do you wind up on a conversation?

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How do you wind up going from aliens love antiques?

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Right, because that's the biggest takeaway.

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To Onanaki, I'm a racist.

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To, you know, my dad and Carl Sagan got into a fight one time.

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You know why?

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Because he's a 60 year old dude who's been in prison for 30 years and he probably just rambles.

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You know, he's probably like your grandpa.

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I don't know your grandpa, but like...

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He's dead.

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Uh, we miss him.

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Not really.

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But like a stereotypical grandpa who's just like,

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I tell you about the time in World War II I punched a Nazi.

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Right, right, right.

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And then the next second he's talking about like, I don't like soup.

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Right, right, right.

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I'm sure Mark Richards is the same kind of dude.

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No, clearly he's lost his mind.

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I love to hang out with cat people who like luxury items and they walk upright.

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Also, Onanakis have different colored skin.

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And I don't like them.

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No.

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Not because of that.

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They're sketchy.

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But you know them because of that.

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You can't trust them because they work with Draco who are into conquering things

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and humans are against that except for all the times we've conquered things.

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But that's just because of lizards.

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Now, he did not specifically say that the Onanaki were evil.

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He's...

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Intrinsically.

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He does everything but.

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He is saying that he can't trust them because they do work with those other people.

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And he's fought them in the past.

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Which says, to a certain extent, they're a possible friend.

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I don't know.

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I disagree.

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But in this next clip, Kerry reaches the point where she's even like a little skeptical.

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Even she is like, hmm.

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She's not.

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She's not.

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She still thinks he is a fucking captain in the literal secret space program that saves

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the world and he's been framed for a murder he didn't commit and stuck in a prison that

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he could get out of with raptor portals and he loves his wife too much and that's why

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he stays in a prison.

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All of his tracks so far.

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Absolutely.

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But apparently we learned a little something about mantis beings.

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He's just naming any insect that was in his cell that day.

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So we learned about mantis beings and Kerry has slightly different information than him

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about the mantis beings.

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Regarding mantids and raptors, he said they are now aligned with humans.

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Good.

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And that's very interesting.

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And we need to talk more about that and get drilled down there, especially with regard

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to the mantids.

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Why though?

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Especially with regard to...

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Why?

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Here's why.

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There's some recent information from a remote viewing by Brett Stewart and I'm going to

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be talking to Simon Parks about that in an interview quite soon.

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So some guy remote viewed something and learned about mantis beings in a way that he learned

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something that contradicts what Mark Richards is saying.

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So we got to talk, we got to really nail this down.

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Here's what I just found out about myself.

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It somehow makes me way more depressed when she has to deal with two sources disagreeing

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with each other.

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I get exhausted.

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Because then you're like, oh, now you're entering a whole new...

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If you're just being conned by one con man, that happens.

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If you're being conned by two con men at cross purposes, like a Michael Caine movie...

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Well, and she's conning everybody too, because while she was not posting up all these videos,

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she got on her...

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Oh, this is exactly like the Michael Caine movie then.

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She got on all of her social media accounts and everything was going crazy saying, I'm

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being censored because we're talking about this real shit.

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And in reality, she had a lunatic on who was saying that every tragedy in the world is

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fake and going through a laundry list of false proof of all of this shit.

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And so her channel got a strike because rightfully someone complained and so she wasn't allowed

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to stream anymore.

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That doesn't mean she can't post stuff.

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And she was saying that her livelihood was being taken away from her.

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And I'm here to tell you, this is a 40 minute long video.

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There's like five commercials in it throughout.

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She's heavily monetized.

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In terms of the videos.

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And they didn't take that away.

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She's still making bank off these videos.

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All right.

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Because if you consider she has like 190,000 followers or something like that.

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Really?

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Yeah, on YouTube.

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How do you get that many if you're her?

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A lot of them are fake, probably.

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Of course.

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And then, man, it's fun.

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It is fun.

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It's fun to listen to this crazy bullshit.

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I could definitely get high and listen to this by myself.

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I think you would get bored of the ones that aren't Mark Richards.

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Yeah, clearly.

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But oh, spoiler alert.

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I just got bummed out that there was another guy and that he sucked.

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Spoiler alert.

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Speaking of remote viewing.

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Again, somehow remote viewing bummed me out more than Mark Richards's bullshit.

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I'm like, look, time travel, portals, all of these.

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Why not?

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Remote viewing?

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That's too far.

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Well, I think it's because it's getting too specific.

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Like with Mark Richards, it's never really established how are you talking to these raptors

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while you've been in prison for 30 years?

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Is it in your dreams?

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Hidden.

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Well, I don't understand.

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Secret.

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Are they invisible raptors?

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Portals.

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So they come at night when nobody else is awake.

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They only come by at night.

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Um, they're man eaters.

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Plus one point.

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Plus one point.

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That's what Hallo Notes were talking about.

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Raptors.

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That's why they have that lyric in there.

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They see you.

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Hallo Notes have been in on it.

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Along with the guy from chips.

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Sweet Lou Wagner.

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I do fucking hope it's the same guy.

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I really do.

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That way we can put all this Kanye shit behind us and really dig into what the fuck is going

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on with Lou Wagner.

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I think Lou Wagner has a website.

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You might have a contact thing on there.

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I'm going to send him an email.

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Please.

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We've got to get to the bottom of this.

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Um, anyway, uh, we have one more clip here where, uh, once again, Mark Richards explains

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if Lou Wagner is on Twitter and our policy walks, just inundate him with like, see if

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we can get him on the show.

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How do you feel about the earth defense league would be a delight.

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Are you on the board of directors?

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Cause some of what your name is.

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Um, so we have one more clip and like I said, it is just Mark being like.

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Like I am never getting out of prison.

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Right.

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Like Carrie is, she keeps trying to have like, well, what about this?

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What about Trump's in office?

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Maybe he could help get you out of prison.

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We already know that he thinks that Trump is controlled by aliens.

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Right.

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Uh, but uh, there's another reason in the form of millennia specifically.

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Right.

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Wait, what?

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But hold on now.

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If millennia is an alien control bot, not a control bot, a communication bot, whatever.

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It's like C3PO.

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Right.

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What about the kid?

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What about Baron?

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Baron?

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Yeah.

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What about Baron?

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Cat being.

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No, it's not the cat people.

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Exactly.

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Ant.

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Or is it cat plant to make it look like it's not the cat beings.

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Interesting.

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But they got to have their own diplomatic spy in there in order to make sure that they

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are keeping up with the latest.

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I can't, I don't know how, how, how could Baron possibly fit into this if millennia

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is a biological creation?

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You dumb fuck.

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You dumb fuck, alien phones can get pregnant.

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You know, Dan, before I met you, the sentence,

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alien phones can get pregnant would never have occurred to anybody in my life.

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Especially prefaced by you dumb fuck.

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Of course, of course.

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It's too obvious is what it is.

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It's offensive that you don't know that.

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So anyway, here's the next clip where, uh, it's really just Mark Richards slamming

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shut that prison door behind him.

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I asked him whether he thought Trump would release Mark.

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He said, uh, no.

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Trump is scared to death of what Mark and his friends, the raptors are capable of.

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Mark admits to scaring those in power.

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His contacts make him a very real threat to their way of life.

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Right.

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And that is the end of this interview.

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Yeah.

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You know, the problem is Trump's got a lot of antiques.

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I don't know.

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So stupid.

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So stupid, honestly, that's been my problem with him all along.

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Too many antiques, too many antiques.

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Holy shit.

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Um, this, this is, this is one of the ones that like, so good.

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There's so much going on.

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Like he realized that the narrative is getting a little stale.

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I've got to interject to new characters, you know, it's like in season two of heroes,

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got to add some new blood characters.

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So now we got cat beings.

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We had a Contessa.

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He saw, look, he hasn't seen Black Panther, but he has seen the news in which they said

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that Black Panther was the highest grossing thing in the world.

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Yeah, there you go.

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So he's got to throw in some Black Panther right there.

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Mysteriously raptors, uh, they have exactly the same timeline as Jurassic park.

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Strange.

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Very bizarre.

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Also, they can run 88 miles per hour and that gets them off planet.

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80, uh, a point.

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Who cares?

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Who cares?

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Who cares?

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Also, he's telling a story about parallel earths that is mysteriously close to the plot

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of a show on stars.

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It's not a bad show.

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JK Simmons is great.

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Hey.

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I like JK Simmons.

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He's great.

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It's got the asshole from season one of game of thrones on it.

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Guy who gets the golden helmet.

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Here's what I want to do.

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I don't want to talk about that.

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Makes me sad.

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Here's what I want to talk about.

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I want to talk about right at the beginning, uh, how I think that she was talking about

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us, possibly.

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Okay.

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And what I would like to do.

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I want to bring this back to a more narcissistic place.

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No, no, no, no.

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Cause I want to do an experiment.

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All right.

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I would like to throw this out there.

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Mark Richards, if you're listening, don't tell Carrie about this.

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The next.

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She won't be able to visit you for a good six months.

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The next time she comes to visit, we got to give him something to tell her.

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We got to see if he's really this bored.

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If he wants to engage with us via proxy.

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Okay.

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Sorry.

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I mean, it's gotta be a new race of aliens.

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Does it just be like, uh, like, Oh, I had to bring a crayon today because all of the

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pencils in this prison were burned.

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No, cause that could be a coincidence and it could be an alien prank.

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It's true.

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Juvenile alien races.

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I mean, one option is just, it's way better than if they caused another forest fire.

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One option is Mark could just yell like Baba Booey at her over and over again or something

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like that.

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I really don't want that to be the case.

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I think that would be a little too overt.

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I think we got to put a, we got to put our brand on there.

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Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.

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Nailed it.

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Nailed it.

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Nailed it.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.

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Cat people.

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Send him a bucket of poop.

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No.

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Come on.

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No, that's perfect.

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No, that's perfect.

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No, not good.

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Not good.

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How dare you?

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Tree people.

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What do you, how say you want tree people?

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Just tree people?

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Just tree people?

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Yeah.

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The Ents?

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Like Groot?

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See, I feel like the Ents could be a coincidence though.

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They've already covered all of the, uh, all of the bug species that are popular.

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You got your mantids, you got your spiders, you got your ant.

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You don't have a cockroach.

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You got your giant bugs though.

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You got your giant beetles that they.

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Oh, you got the beetle beings in Vietnam.

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Exactly.

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That's true.

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Yeah.

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I like living in a world where we're both like, Oh, well, of course you got the beetle

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beings from Vietnam.

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Yeah, yeah.

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That's naturally.

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As they say, that's close enough for Jazz with the cockroach.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Um.

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So then you got your, you got your lizard species and he's not like, he's already got

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dragons.

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He's already got raptors.

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It would be boring.

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He's already got reptoids, which covers the whole rest of them.

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And it would be boring to do like gorilla people.

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Cause that's just people.

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Oh yeah, that's just people.

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Yeah.

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Or like bonobo people.

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Right.

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Hmm.

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Whales?

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We could do whales.

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We don't have any fish species yet.

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We don't have any aquatics.

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Mark.

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Mark, we got to bring the aquatics into this.

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Squid people.

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Squid people.

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Absolutely.

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Squid people.

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They're nice.

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They're helpful, but they will shoot you with some fucking ink.

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Super, super smart.

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They can get in and out of everywhere.

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They're not that smart.

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No, no, no.

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They're super smart.

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Like, have you seen, uh, have you seen the YouTube videos of the octopus getting out

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of the thing and then crawling and then doing the thing.

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And then it gets back in the thing.

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Octopus ain't no squid.

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Super smart.

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It's not a squid.

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They're the same thing.

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Wait.

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Now dolphins would be super smart.

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Dolphins are already super smart.

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So, but dolphin people, that's not, that's not that fun.

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Nah, that's Douglas Adams.

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You need squid.

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So long and thanks for all the fish.

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Squid, octopus, possibilities.

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Mark, work with it.

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Also, uh, no, no, no.

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Cuttlefish.

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Cause they're within the same family, but they are perfect at camouflage.

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California sunfish.

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They're giant and ugly.

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I don't know what a California sunfish is.

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It's that weird one.

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That's like really flat and tall, but it also has like an eye on the side of its head.

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Oh, okay.

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Okay.

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Freakish look.

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It looks like a saw.

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Whale is cool.

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Too big.

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Squid.

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Squid or octopus, Mark.

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Squid or octopus.

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Your call.

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Yep.

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Your call.

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That is how we will know for sure.

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Far out as a good one.

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California raisin people.

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I like California raisin people.

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I would argue that's just the California raisin.

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I would, no, but they don't have to sing.

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That could be a misconception about that.

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So Mark, if you are hearing us and you want to signal to us from the outside that, uh,

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you're hip to what's going on.

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Squid people.

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Or octopus people.

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Or tell the raptors to hit your boy up.

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You know, I'm around.

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Oh yeah.

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I could use a portal.

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We would never take money from Soros, but I'll be god damned if I'm not going to take

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some money from raptors.

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I'm going to have to eat all this chocolate on the off chance they show up.

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Oh, you gotta do it so fast.

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You can't have, you can't have those M&Ms anymore.

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Those are done for you.

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Gotta eat them all real quick.

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Oh yeah.

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But then they probably want to cut me open and take it out of me.

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No, that's not how that works.

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Not right.

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They like it fresh.

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Or frozen?

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Anyway, this is a load of hot bullshit, but it's been fun.

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It's so good.

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We'll be back to Alex Jones' business soon.

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This genuinely should not delight me still.

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And it never doesn't.

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It's hard not to, well, cause he's.

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It's so great.

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Well, I'll say this.

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He's more creative than Alex.

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So he keeps.

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Oh, absolutely.

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He keeps coming up with new fucked up things.

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Right.

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And doesn't forget these little other things like, why is the chocolate so special?

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It's like, well, it's a mystery.

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We don't even know how they pollinate.

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Like, yeah, we do.

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So he keeps up the old stuff, brings the old stuff back to mind while introducing new stuff

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in a way that's compelling.

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Do you know what I find fascinating about it?

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And I think this might be my favorite part is unlike your other sequels where, you know,

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you keep escalating things and it feels bloated, you know, like Spider-Man 3.

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You know, there's like eight villains and none of them are interesting and everybody's fighting.

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I feel you.

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There's all this shit going on and you lose the real heart of the character.

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He goes the opposite direction instead of paring it back and kind of focusing on the

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heart of the character.

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He goes so far into the, let's make it the most bloated.

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Let's go from random ass thing to random ass thing.

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We're just, we're just jumping from subject to subject.

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We're on a breakneck pace.

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This is fucking the Mad Max Fury Road of alien conspiracy theories.

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This is a nonstop action packed car chase.

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It's like every Fast and Furious movie.

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Yeah, it is like every Fast and Furious movie.

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But with Ant-Men.

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You can't prove that they weren't in there.

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That's true.

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You can't prove a raptor wasn't in there.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, in the, in the fate of the furious, they go to Antarctica.

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Done.

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Crazy.

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Done.

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Anyway, our website is knowledgefight.com.

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You can check that out if you want to find more of the show.

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We'll be back to Alex Jones stuff.

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You can follow us at Twitter.

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We'll be back to Alex Jones stuff soon.

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And again, sorry that the last episode got messed up.

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We very much, I mean, who cares?

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It's sad.

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Yeah, we can't really apologize.

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It's more just like we lament it and we can't redo it.

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That's why I did the little, uh, frustrating aspect of our show that, uh, it's, it's, um,

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impossible to recreate.

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It's like if improv were real, you know what I'm saying?

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Like real improv or like, uh, you know, the improv that you see at places, they're doing

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the same shit.

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Anyway, our Twitter handle is at knowledge underscore fight.

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Uh, Wagner to hit us up, please.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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We would take a chips autograph.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah.

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So I picture Lou Wagner with a punch.

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I don't give a shit.

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I don't give a shit.

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I want Lou Wagner.

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Yeah.

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We also are on Facebook.

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Absolutely.

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You can, uh, join the group, go home and tell your mother you're brilliant.

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It's wonderful style.

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Absolutely.

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I was going to say stuff and times.

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I accidentally said stimes.

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We're also on iTunes.

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What are we on?

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iTunes.

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Oh yeah.

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People can subscribe.

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Please subscribe.

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Yeah.

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Leave a review.

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That'd be great.

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That's how their algorithm works.

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Probably that's what I'm told.

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But I got, I got to say, um, I'm prepared for the end of this episode.

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I think there's only one person from all of the stuff that we talked about today that

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deserves the honors at the end of this episode.

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You better not say Lou Wagner.

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Son of a bitch.

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Carl Sagan.

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Go fuck yourself.

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Andy in Kansas.

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You're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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I love you.