Transcript/126: February 2, 2018 (Special Report)

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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding

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Hello Alex, I'm a first name caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work. I love you. Hey everybody. Welcome back to knowledge fight

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I'm Dan. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes. I like to sit around drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones

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Indeed we do. My headphones are a disaster right now. Dan, Dan, you don't have to tell people what's going wrong

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You could have just you could have just flipped it to me. This is off to a very combative start. Jordan, we're not combative

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Dan, is there a hook to this show aside from your headphone information? Hey Mambo. Hey Mambo

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That's for the chat room. No, the the hook is I know a lot about Alex Jones

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You don't know anything about Alex Jones. Jordan, before we get today's show started. We're gonna have a good time tonight

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I'm certain of that

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But before we do I'd like to give a couple less shout outs to couple donors

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To the show first of all, I'd like to give a shout out to Mavis. Thanks for joining up with the show

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But I would like to give a special policy wonk shout out to someone who donated at the last minute to bump us over our

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January goal. No shit. Our pledge goal. What? That led us to hit our goal

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What? And that may that means we got to get down to business and get this endgame documentary put together

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Holy shit much quicker than we might have otherwise, so I'd like to give a very special

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Thank you and shout out to Andy from California. I'm a policy wonk

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Someone someone sodomite sent me a bucket of poop daddy shark

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Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent. He's a loser little little titty, baby

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I don't want to hate black people. I renounce Jesus Christ. Thank you so much Andy from California. We appreciate

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When that keeps going right it just gets better forget you forget where it goes

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You saved you saved the rec center like we had one big blowout last dance contest

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Mm-hmm, and the rich kids from on bullshit Hill. They're not taking away our endgame documentary

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Is that what I'm that's the 80s reference?

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I think that's the thread but also I mean just because you know came in at the end there and put us over

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let's not lose sight of the fact that there were many people who chipped in and supported and

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So that we appreciate it so much agreed, but Andy from California now gets to be a technocrat. So

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That is where we are Jordan today. Yes. Yes

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We got an episode right and much like that scene and broke back mountain

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It turns out that Alex Jones in the past or in the present. I just can't quit him. Okay?

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All right, so we're back to the press. Okay. All right. All right, so that lasted a couple of episodes

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About two episodes. I'm still digging through and listening to these ones from 2008

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But I'm realizing it's gonna be much more difficult to make a show out of that because like I said, he repeats a lot

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There are a lot of episodes that are like, oh, this is last week's episode right like that. So

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And the the time it would take for us to keep up with the show doing it like that would be like I can't do

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It there's just no time. Yeah, so we're back in the present and thank God we are

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Here is a clip from today's episode. You are you are very easy to

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Whiff-whaff Jordan. Are you ready for this clip? Let's do it

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Oh

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Yes

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Excuse me

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What is this? So Alex sounds like he's in a weird fucking cave on his cell phone

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He is sitting at his computer at home. And this is a special report. Alex Jones put out Friday night

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I believe that's the 2nd of February of 2018 where he is fucking drunk

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And in case anyone's watching the video here is a picture of Alex Jones at his desk

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Conveniently not hiding at all. The highball that's sitting right on the

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Very clearly this man is boozing pretty good during this episode. So that's the kind of energy we're gonna get

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I like it. It's a very exciting stuff. What is this? What are you talking about?

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I mean, what is it? Where where does he like? This is a new Alex

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I don't think I've ever heard Alex just go straight out and say fuck you. It's Alex

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Yeah

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Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me

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That's just a little taste of what's to come. What is going on?

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We're kind of back to the the Alex Jones who screamed last March 30th about Adam Schiff and what?

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Yes. Yeah, I think that is an indication that he's feeling very trapped at the moment and we'll see so the pretense of this

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I believe is that he was going to record a video while he was drunk at home

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I don't know if Rob do is there cuz he doesn't give him a shout-out or anything

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But I've dudes Oh someone's there Rob

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Do you know Rob do lives in the back in a dog a couple of times throughout this video if you're paying very close attention

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You can hear the cameraman laugh and that indicates to me that I think partially Alex is trying to do a comedy piece

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A little bit. Okay, but we'll we'll get into that here in a second

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But for now, let's start. Well, is there an endless preamble?

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No, but then it's not him trying to do a comedy bit. It does. It does seem to go on forever

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It's okay. It's a 20-minute video that could have been for yeah, there's nothing like that

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Well, that might be comedy for him then it's look there are parts that are funny

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Okay

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Not the way he wants them to be right but more and more I'm gonna set this out ahead of time

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Like I already revealed one of my cards and that is that Alex is very clearly drunk. Absolutely the second card

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I want to lay out on the table is this is embarrassing like to the point where whoever recorded this and posted it

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They're doing Alex Jones a very serious disservice. Okay there if it were me, I would be like, well, how about we don't put that out?

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That didn't really build anything

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Like it's it wasn't nothing I can't be that

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He just it can't be that he would like recorded it and then was like boop internet

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Like they have to have edited it. They have to do something. They didn't do anything. I don't think they edited it

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You think you think they just pressed send? Yeah, and that was it. They were like to the internet with you

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Yeah, I think probably okay. Well, then yeah, they should probably have had a meeting about it

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So I believe what's going on here is that Alex wanted to make a video about the memo because the memo got released on Friday

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Yes, and guys it was earth-shattering huge

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world-changing information

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It was exactly what I predicted on our website when I wrote a piece about it

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I believe you had similar feelings and that is that as soon as it's out, it's nothing but once until it comes out

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There's political power you can gain from it right kind of just like a that was it and it's even more embarrassing now that Alex Jones

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had William Binney his

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NSA insider source

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Claimed that something else was the memo and now the memos out and it's like oh

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This is nobody remembers that he claimed to have already had the memo your days before is a different memo

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This is the same memo. I didn't validate so much of Alex Jones's like chicanery about sources larger memo

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anyway, here's the first clip where he starts off this special report and

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Sort of talks about the memo and then quickly skips on to another topic

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And gentlemen, it is Friday night that man's trouble that was in the release of the haunted Nunez

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Pfizer memo the blueprints the Democratic Party's

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illegal

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activities

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Lying to get the Pfizer warrant lying to Congress about the warrant a serious perjury

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serious obstruction of justice

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Serious conspiracy to overthrow the will of the US tax payers. Oops

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That's what everybody has said about the memo so far, right? Well everyone in Alex's circle. Yes

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No, I mean every news source that I've heard has said that it's about trying to overthrow the will of the taxpayers

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Also Alex the reason he said tax

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Payers is because he's like ah shit. A lot of my listeners don't believe in taxes. I

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Should have said citizens. I really should I don't know why I

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Fuck

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That and our electoral process, but that said we've got a bunch of videos from just today

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on info wars comm

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Where pundits on MSNBC and CNN are calling for violence in the streets?

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Claiming Trump is addicted

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Because true he went to the House Intelligence Committee and they put out the fact that the Democrats and Obama

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Were spying on Trump and then making garbage up

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Thousand times worse than Richard Nixon who by the way deserve to be a piece of my view

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Don't don't

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Confirming that he deserved to be a beach, but he has to take a stand on that one

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But he has to stammer there a little bit like because you realize it's fucking Roger Stone worked with Nixon

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He has a Nixon tattoo on his fucking back

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Not only that but it's like if Alex were around for Nixon Alex would have been like don't impeach this guy

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He's trying to bring back prosperity

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Only Nixon could go to China and bring back prosperity Alex Jones would have been all over Nixon's dick back then

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There's absolutely no doubt. Oh, absolutely anybody who has a

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Tendency towards authoritarianism Alex Jones is gonna be all over him. That's what we're learning

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I think is that there was nobody who ever run for president ran for president in our lifetime or the last 20 years that

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Alex has been on air that has been a cruel

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Authoritarian or had those tendencies overtly right? Right, right overt cruel authoritarian, right?

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You know like g-dubs was a cruel authoritarian, but he had a nice whole folksy accent behind it. So you're like though

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Okay, that's fine. You can erode civil liberties. That's fine. That's fine. All right, you kooky little cat

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So Alex at this point has pivoted and he's not gonna talk about the memo really anymore at all

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But he wanted to get that in there at the beginning

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to lay the groundwork and now he's gonna get into this clip from MSNBC where

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This guy on I can't remember who it is. Just some pundit is making some commentary that Alex does not care for. Okay

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I'll play this video and audio for TV viewers. This is on at fullworks.com. You'll see it in HD

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MSNBC calls revolutionist Trump and flies them a release people need to take to the streets

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so again

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They think that can frustrate our election. I think it's time about where the country break down the borders bring in the world government

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This is just like in Europe. This is a takeover. They're pissed

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Woke up, they are so pissed. They've been raping a sleeping giant for so long while we were asleep. And now we're like you're mixing metaphors

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Clearly the Russians including this election with pop-pop officials to have already been convicted

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We have I've got to have already been convicted

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Really who's been convicted?

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They just want up each other and we have clear collusion with Martians. It's Hillary in bed with the Russians again

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You can stop and start this it's all lies

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But again, they sit there looking like he's this darling

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He's about to take a big crap in the punch bowl in America's recovery and they all look at him then egg him on

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So Alex is unfortunately kind of right just out of the gate this guy misspoke

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Yeah, cuz like the multiple people have been indicted and one pled guilty and look at pled guilty with a gates guy

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Yeah, you're talking about I don't think he's formally pled guilty yet. I'm not sure

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Guilty, we didn't he's fighting. No, not metaphor. It's Flynn and

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Papadopoulos, I didn't know that Papadopoulos had pled guilty

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But oh, yeah, if he did then that is those count his convictions right to some extent, right?

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You were indicted and then it pled guilty. You're a convicted felon now granted convictions

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You want to be like there was a fight and then they you got got but no, they just admitted

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They are both convicted felons who are no longer able to vote. Yeah, so that guy is technically correct

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But Alex is playing semantic games

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Yeah

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And unfortunately, he gets to make a little bit of hay on that because you know

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They didn't have full trials or anything like that

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You know his uh, his audience will certainly go along with that like this is just a fucking lie CNN

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It's not even CNN. It's MRS. NBC is lying

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But yeah, I guess I mean I've talked myself into he's not right. They are convictions. Yeah, they're convictions. Yeah

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Yeah, well, and it's not like Manafort is gonna get out of this one. No Manafort is not the Duke boys

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No, and then there are those indications and like I guess it hasn't had gone through yet

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But it looks like that Gates is probably going to plead guilty. Yeah, so that would make three you should absolutely do that

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Yeah, and then who knows what's gonna happen with that? Hope Hicks situation

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Probably gonna be guilty a lot of palace in trees What are these idiots doing? Yeah, how do we even get this?

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I don't know man. It's wild

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It is it is fun to know that this is the government we deserve

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This is what America has coming to it. Like look idiots. Here you go idiots run the asylum now, and we're all like

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Fuck they're they're not good at this

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well, you know, you know, what's what's super telling to me is that like

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You know, the Fox News is pretty much on board with Trump for the most part, but it's a ratings thing for them

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yeah, if it was her except for Shep Smith who

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has become a

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heroic for being like

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Hold on. Here's what reality is. Yes

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Well like but but you know what I'm saying is that like if it wasn't ratings advantageous for them

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They wouldn't be on that that side that wouldn't be probably where they'd go

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I don't know their ratings have gone down. I think the purest version of

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support for this crumbly

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Administration is Alex Jones. Yeah, and when you look line denial and when you look at it like that

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He's a guy who's perfectly happy to get wasted and record a 20-minute video and be like put it out. This is great

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Yeah, so that should tell you

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The guy who's running distraction for you is wasted and doesn't hide in the cup

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You know

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It's a tragic state of affairs if that's your propaganda win

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I mean your your chief of staff got drunk and shouted at the New Yorker without

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Paying attention to whether or not it was on record like of course sure

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so everybody's shitfaced in this administration and they have no idea what they're doing and it's a

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Comedy, but one that's gonna get us all killed. It's unfortunate. Yeah

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Well, we got to go some way might as well be comical might as well be hilarious

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Um, so in this next clip Alex gets back to the clip and again, I guess you're right

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It's not a lie. The two have been convicted but be that as it may that that was gonna be the one thing

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I gave him credit for

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Gotta take that away. Yeah. Goodbye

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Trump is clearly owned by Putin even though the fake investigation by the celery people

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We have their own text messages. The minute stage has come up dry

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clearly

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So at this point Alex is getting into a bit of a way impression is Christopher walking back. No, he's not. Oh, that's not

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No, he's getting into a little bit of a mafia impression but tracking this impression pretty clearly

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Because he can't he can't keep a hold of it. No, it it's a slippery impression

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Oh

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Jocelyn elders, is that you clearly the Russians including this election with top top officials to have already been convicted

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We have that's not true

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a guy president who clearly is owned by

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clearly

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Clearly this man is not full of crap. You just say clearly literally literally possums are coming out

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As you know, literally, yeah, you know

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Literally you give me some money you win the lottery. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Give me a million dollars in Nigerian stocks. Okay?

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I'll drive an ice cream truck. Let's get the back of that puppies. I'm gonna literally take it down still go

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To we got clowns. We got the grass. We got monkeys. We got elephants in the end. It's popcorn cotton candy and you'll go. Okay. Let's start him over here real quick because they come back from break.

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So he starts a clip over but that was the moment his mafia impression just slid

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Squarely into it the clown, but I don't yeah, I don't I don't get it. He's he's fucking wasted perfect

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When he started doing that about halfway through he was like, hold on cut it right here. Put it on the internet

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This is fucking gold, right? Right and then in spite of his greatness

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He raised the bar still further and was like and we got clowns

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Well, he had to pivot to from the mafia thing to it the clown by way of making reference to the Nigerian scam

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Yeah, he got tricked by that. It has to be at this. No, he's so obsessed with it

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It's it has to be it has to be about himself. Of course. I everything is about himself

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I think that there's no other way to look at it. Like I lost my shirt to these

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Korean scammers they said the president oonga-boonga was gonna come visit or whatever the fuck he said

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Did he?

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New new pitch. Okay was he

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Turned by the Nigerian scammers you think that's what made him so now he is a Nigerian scammer

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That's whenever so they were the ones who came to him. They were like, okay, you're not going to get this Nigerian prince thing

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Mm-hmm, but you're a great scammer to game recognize game

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We're trying to get into this supplement market

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You got you got a little piece of this on your way for a long time

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I've been trying to and I was like, yeah

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I've been trying to figure out there's various like sort of pivot points

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If you look through history of Alex Jones in terms of like well something weird happened here

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And that might have been one of them, you know, like team Trump is one of them at some point

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We got Nigerian scan in 2013. He started selling supplements. That's clearly another one, right?

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But I bet if you look back further he got tricked by the Nigerians

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That's when he went hard, right?

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That's why he hates immigrants. Yeah. Well, actually I think he just watched the movie coming to America and he was like well

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That's like being tricked by the Nigerian scammers, right? Yeah also to the chat room

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I know that the clown is named Pennywise, but Alex always calls him it the clown

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In honor of his

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His naming conventions. Oh it the clown. So if you thought that impression was done, you're wrong

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We have a guy

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President who clearly is owned by completely investigation. Oh, okay. That's good news

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We basically know a press release that's been put out that's been twisted and mangled that now will give this president

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Permission to fire Rosenstein who will now take over this investigation our democracy is on

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The rosenstein who the Clinton operative who it turns out was part of the whole fake illegal Pfizer

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Courts, he came to make sense. What is saving all this? This is not a rosenstein. He's our God. We elected him

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Like you don't like call me who's this guy? You didn't get elected Trump. The Russian comes in here

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He tells the good American rosenstein. He tells the good American call me in New York

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We're gonna cut the taxes and bring back the jobs and take care of the veterans and the stock market's gonna be up

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2.2 million jobs and a lot of unemployment

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Whatever it is, like shut up Russian rosenstein

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Whose team are we on?

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Okay, wait was he embodying that person I don't know this character is

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Very difficult to pin down all over the although I do know from the literal end of this episode what we will hear

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I know what the character is because Alex Jones lays it out there. Of course. He says I'm not Alex Jones

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I'm blank

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He says they because he's drunk doesn't think that his audience will understand what he's doing right right

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Yes, yes

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satire

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So yeah, Rod Rosenstein is a Hillary operative blah blah blah that sort of nonsense

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the other thing too is that it's really funny to me that Alex Jones is talking about all of these like

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economic benchmarks that Trump has achieved and all of it if you look at the graphs are complete continuations of

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Policies and things that it doesn't matter, right?

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But the other thing is Friday night when he recorded this that's when the Dow Jones took a huge

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2.2 or no like six hundred sixty six points. Oh

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There it is the mark of the beast the symbol. It's time to take to the streets

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We got our signal. So when Alex is like talking about the market doing really well

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There's good reason to believe that I mean it's possible who knows what's gonna happen next, but that's a pretty big downturn

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That was the biggest fall since

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2008 or whatever since brexit. Yeah, so I don't know all of those arguments sort of fall flat but point

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Who cares? It's an interesting point. This is this is an important point. I I don't care about the stock market

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I don't want to hear about the stock market ever. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter

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It's not it doesn't change anything

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The stock market has gone up for for how long in a row has anybody's actual wages gone up

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Anybody's fucking any well the fucking billionaires. Yeah. Oh the fucking Walmart gave people a thousand dollar bonus

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That is a fucking trick

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You're being tricked Walmart workers unite use the thousand dollars

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They gave you form a union and then fucking get real jobs

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From Walmart or like real wages. I don't care. The point is

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Calm down at Asner, I'm sorry

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What are we doing so in this next clip Alex lays out the exact kind of danger that we're in right

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It's an immensely frustrating thing because whenever he fucking talks about it and uses it as like

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Oh, this is proof that we're still doing good

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It's just as frustrating to me as whenever they talked about it and said all this is proof

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We're doing bad or whatever the fuck it is. It's the fact that we're run by goddamn idiots fair enough

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I don't know what to address in that rant. I'm just so I

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Would like to doesn't mean anything, you know what?

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You know what?

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I would like to say just to pivot away from your because I agree with the points that you're making but um

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I don't have anything to add

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So fair enough, but the idea that Rosenstein is a

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Hillary operative is really telling because that indicates that

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You know at least Alex Jones and I think a lot of people in this world

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Believe that everyone who's with Trump is a Trump operative right and that that's how everything works that every

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Person who leans Democrat is a operative of you know, XY or Z figure like Obama operative

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Yeah, there's no independent agents. Everybody is always working under marching orders exactly and that means that there's clear

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Divisions insides and it's like an army

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So if you have somebody who goes against then they are not

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Operating in their own best interests or or what they feel like the larger interest alone. It's their reason Raiders

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Reason traitors. So anyway in this next clip we get into the dangers of wasn't Rosenstein

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Appointed by a Republican. I believe he was. Yeah, I believe so

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I think they I think pretty much everybody with like Mueller is a Republican everybody in the government now

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That they hate a Republican

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It seems like it but that's why Alex Jones is the perfect person to be the like point man for this propaganda

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Because he doesn't give a shit about

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Democrats or Republicans. Yeah, he kind of actually does but he's able to say any Republican

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I don't like they're just globalists. Yeah, and all Democrats are there's a couple of good Republicans. There's no good Democrats

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No, so you can just lump in the Republicans. You don't like with the Democrats. You're like, yeah, there you go on the same team

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Anyway, yes next clip is about the danger. Let's do it

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People need to start taking to the streets. This is a

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Decatur this is not something that

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This is a dictator

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He was elected despite our fake polls despite giving Hillary the questions in the WikiLeaks despite all the three billion dollars

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She hadn't talked about a half a million

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small donuts

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Let's try to overthrow him with the main uprisings of this elections

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Yeah, yeah, whatever he says it's like our cheese is a very loquacious made man

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This is

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How is he still trying to make this work this is right around when I was like, this is embarrassing

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Yeah, like when I was watching this I was like, holy shit

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Like this is something that I would be like I would pay people to not put this out

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Like if there's a video be like I'm Alex Jones

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I'm making millions of dollars spitting propaganda and what I someone's secrets this table

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Like of me rambling doing a terrible mafia impression. I'm like dude hush money time

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See now that's another reason though that Alex is the perfect man is because you can't embarrass him

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It's true. You don't win. Well, you put this like when we put this out

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I think it'll be there eventually when he goes to rehab right, but well you would hope yeah

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I don't know if he'll ever go to rehab. Thank you. Someone might make him at some point

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I think we get 8180 him or whatever that that code is for getting someone incarcerated for being too crazy to live

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Hell if I know

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Anyway, like I said during that clip that was when I was like like the way the impression trails out

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To this guy that sort of thing I was like this is this is really unfortunate well

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And then in this next clip, this is Mike down situation. This is where I was like, holy shit

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Oh telling me this is a Mike down situation. Here's the situation. Like why are you doing that fucking voice? Yeah, it's awful

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It's pretty bad, but he thinks it's great. Of course

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It's like like I said up to this point

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I was pretty sure he was drunk because I wasn't really paying attention to the table and seeing that that glass on it or anything

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Number one. I was sure he was drunk. I had a hunch, but it could just be I'm tired or something like that

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And then in this next this is where I was like, oh this guy's fucking hammered. Okay, this is I think

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This is frightening stuff

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If you want American if you're if you're somebody who's 80 years old if you're an American

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The very MSNBC said about a State of the Union. How dare you talk about family and churches and God that's bygone

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That isn't here anymore

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We gotta take you make you all alone. We gotta run your life screw America

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Globalism no American flags

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Oh America first is better. Oh, we're trying to save America. Okay. Oh God

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America I mean what a load of shit. I mean I've never heard such shit in my fucking life

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Okay, this cocksucker it's wound up with this shit to go on here and spew this fucking filth in us

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We're all we're trying to have a fucking life you piece of shit. Fuck you

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Goddamn piece of shit. God, I've never seen you fucking nice

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Excuse me. Excuse me. I love it. Holy shit. I love it

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I think you in that clip you get a glimpse of like the real Alex Jones like he's an angry angry, dude

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I see myself as what I see first off. Don't you're a little more eloquent than that? Like this fuck

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I think it's still in character, but at the same time that's fucking that that's the real anger

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You know, I think to some extent by the excuse me at the end if he realizes. Oh, what's not?

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Yeah, the Christians aren't gonna like that about now. They don't care. Yeah, I was gonna say so anyway the president

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Pays porn stars to fuck who cares who gives a shit? No to be fair

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He didn't pay her to fuck don't don't put her in that

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I mean not that sex work is anything wrong

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But no, she's very clear in her statement that she wasn't being paid to have sex with him

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The that was like it was the hush money. Yeah, the point the point that I'm making though is the

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Christian point of view would not be fine with any of that

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No, no, no regardless know and when Alex wants to talk about like the erosion of values and stuff like that look no further

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You know, I'm saying like think about that think about how you talk about how they treat the globalists want to erode the family

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And religion and all that stuff. Look at what he's doing. Look at what look at what his guy is doing

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Do you know how evil the globalists are? They want you to have I don't know like three wives, you know

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They want you to have multiple children

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From different parents. It's like and they want you to get divorced multiple times

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Let me tell you something about interest you charge it. Okay, that's the shit. Okay

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the other thing globalists are trying to destroy is a you know, family values maintaining a kind of

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Faithfulness to your spouse globalists hate that so that you definitely don't want that in your president. They want a

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Fairness in business. They want to make sure that everybody's treated properly

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You don't want a president who doesn't give people fairness in business. They want people to be on the up-and-up

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They don't want anybody to lie to you. They definitely hate that. They don't want that in a president

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They want somebody who cares about them and their issues

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Definitely not somebody who breaks the fucking first rule of Jesus's follow me and the fucking it's easier for a rich man to get

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Through the fucking eye of a needle and anyways, my point being Trump is the Christian president. Mm-hmm

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He's the one from the top do that again, but in a mafia voice. All right, so this fucking guy

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I like how he also has a weird stereotypical Jewish accent that shows up like oh, no, it's gonna slide in

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He starts out made man, and then all of a sudden it's like that comes into play. Hi that comes into play

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He's too drunk to keep his impression straight. There's no doubt about that

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But in this next clip talks about the economic stuff and again, it's just funny to think about are we in upper-class?

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Brooklyn

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Hold on so this he talks about the economic stuff that Trump is so great about it again

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It's just funny to recognize that this is being recorded on the literal day that the stock market crashed hardest it has in years

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Frightening stuff if you were an American if you are if you're somebody who's 80 years old and sitting at home

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And you've watched the greatness of this country

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You should be terrified and if you're a 12 year old and the future is in front of you

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This is it's terrifying the stock market coming back two million two million plus jobs

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and thousands of companies and Apple coming back in the

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fastest-growing small businesses ever double the amount of people taking care of the veterans and all people have in the future in the

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border

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This is frightening. We were running this country into a fucking hole that blew

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Little dicks like this guy. We were gonna show them that we were to charge you something. We sold out to China

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We sold out to everybody John Travolta

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Again there at the end is where it's like this is sad

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Yeah, this is a this you remembered that video that went around to David Hasselhoff trying to eat that cheeseburger. Yes

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Yes, this is the propaganda version of that to me

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This is where Alex Jones's daughter should show him this video and be like you need help. You need fucking help

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You're a major public figure. You can't do this stuff. This is this underlies and and hurts your credibility

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Well, it would in another way

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How it does this is why you weren't up for the Baywatch remake dad Alex

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They were never going to put you up because you're too shit-faced on air. Absolutely

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Yeah, you need to lose 40 pounds to yeah, man. Just take more super mail. So you said that's how you do it

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That's how you lose weight. That's how Hasselhoff got the job in the first place

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No doubt about the proto male vitality is what they called it back then. So in this next clip Alex Jones

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I didn't cut out anything. This is more or less just segments of the the 20 minutes

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Yeah, because he's I like to you know, I like to give you a full picture of

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But in this we're not taking anything out of context

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He pivots from this economic nonsense into screaming about his perceived victimhood

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You don't want to be on the up and falling we got these big sets in M.S.C.P.C.

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We stand up here and we try to

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Is this impression starting to sound familiar?

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Hal Lublin? Nope. Nope. Okay.

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They take the fight over the country but they won't do what we want to. What are we going to do?

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I mean look here all these articles YouTube takes anti-conspiracies and propaganda Wall Street Journal says they're going to ban it for us next week

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They say we're with the Kremlin. Kremlin no proof?

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Real quick, Alex Jones. This is Bernie? He's switched into Bernie now?

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Yeah, with no announcement. He's switched into Bernie.

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With no change. He's just doing Bernie.

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He's going to do Bernie for the rest of the episode.

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But

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Why did he do Bernie?

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Unclear. Where did Bernie come from? Unclear.

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Alright. But at the same time that

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You know, there's no proof of connection with the Kremlin

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Well, you did say on your show that you have been in contact with Russian intelligence before so there's that

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But also he's misrepresenting this Wall Street Journal article

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They're not saying they're going to censor Infowars or take them down

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What they're suggesting is

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And I'm not sure I actually 100% agree with this as a format

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But what they're talking about is on YouTube having suggested videos for things like Alex Jones that link to more credible content

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That explains what he's lying about

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So you can watch Alex Jones' video but on the sidebar there would be like

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What this is really about. That sort of thing

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And I don't know if that's effective but it's not censorship

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It's more like people actually trying to take a proactive stance against your bullshit

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Like fact checking isn't silencing free speech

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It's just letting people know this person is fucking lying to you

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Right

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So and that's, I've read these articles and that's what they're talking about

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There's no like, next week Infowars is dead.

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Anything like that

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Well, I mean, there's nothing to do with

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The argument is nothing to do with free speech or the First Amendment or anything like that

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The argument is, why aren't you letting me live in the world I want to live in?

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Right, right

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Why aren't, and it's, so

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I've tricked people into believing my shit for this long

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Why are you getting in the way of that?

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Right, or if you're one of the people

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If you are one of the Alex Jones listeners

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You don't want a video coming up that says what you believe is wrong

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Right

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Chances are that wouldn't be effective

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It would only do the opposite

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And that's why I'm not certain

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It would just make people angry while they're watching Alex

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While they're watching Alex Jones talk

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They're getting a, what they would think is a literal example of why Alex Jones is right

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Right

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On the side

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And you just have like these fact-checking sites and fact-checking videos and stuff like that

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Whatever that is, become the new victim

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Yeah

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Or the new bad guy, not victim, as in Alex Jones' head

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They're always gonna be the victim

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It's the same thing with like them trying to take on Snopes and PolitiFact

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Right, right

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And stuff like that

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And being like, they're fucking evil, they're funded by Soros

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And stuff like that

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When it's like, all you're mad about is that they actually document the things that you're lying about

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Right

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That's all that's going on there

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Although then we could get a nice comedy moment on Alex Jones' show

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Is whenever he's like, okay, if you're watching this in full screen on YouTube

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Shrink it down

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See this video over here to the right of me

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That thing's bullshit

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Alright

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Fucking piece of shit

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Full screen again, full screen again

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Fucking piece of shit

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These fucking liars over here

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I don't even know

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Insert NMS NBC or whatever the fuck it is over there

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Although

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You fucking pieces of shit

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Although it does introduce a possibility for us to get a job

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If someone needs to make those videos

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Hmm

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Anyway

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Or if somebody would just like two dedicated trolls to put videos right next to his on a suggested video thing for YouTube

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I gotta figure out SEO

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Yeah, that's true

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Anyway

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Shut up those Americans!

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Oh, hold on to your tin-fold hat

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Alex Jones, YouTube's coming for you

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YouTube announces they're gonna censor us and shut us down

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That isn't proof that we were right

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No!

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Hold on to your tin-fold hat while we silence you

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Cause the new American way to fight the dictatorship

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Is to stop the tax cuts

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Stop the jobs coming back

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Stop taking care of the veterans

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Stop securing the border

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That's how you do it

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You shut the free speech down

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That's how you fight the dictator

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You don't want to teach them all from him

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We're getting into Lenny from a bison man

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He's bet with the established when he's gonna beat America

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So again, he's just, this is nonsense

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Yeah, this doesn't make any sense

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It's all perceived victimhood

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In this next clip, Alex is like legitimately lost

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The character doesn't make sense anymore

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No

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Whoa, you are giving him a lot of credit

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Well, fair with the anymore

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Yeah

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He started in a mafia thing, switched to Pennywise, hit the clown

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And then

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Went to Bernie

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Went to Bernie

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Almost instinctively went to Bernie

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Yeah, almost like he has some sort of a vested interest in mocking people who sound Jewish

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But anyway, here's this next clip

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He's completely lost in the character

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You know what is interesting?

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I talked to a person, a former top intelligence official for this country

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Former top intelligence? You mean Clapper?

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That told us there was no way to stay spy and committed perjury?

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Maybe Brennan said they were gonna kill the president

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That's not true

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We gotta go up on TV and look tough

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Our people are scared, we're losing

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We're losing our networks inside that are running the scams

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Your money's gonna get cut off

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The Saudi money

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We're back in the main man's here

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You gotta go in there and say we're gonna kill him on TV

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That'll make our people feel like we're still in charge

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Cause he's almost beat us

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America almost beat us

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The Chinese money's about to dry up and we can't deliver

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And the takeover of it was almost getting killed too

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They already took over MS, it's in the news

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The Washington Post just reported every major university's communist Chinese funded now

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They almost, they got off the Saudi money and the Soros money

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And they're that close to cutting off all our money

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And you go bully the Americans and you shut them the fuck up

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Okay?

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You tell them they're Russians and you punch them in the fucking face

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And you tell them you don't take care of fucking veterans

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And you don't give fucking cash, cash

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Your goddamn fucking commie

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While we promote socialism and Bernie Sanders

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Listen you fucking Americans, shut your fucking mouth

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You ain't getting your fucking country back

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Google, Twitter, Bezos is gonna beat you

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We're gonna beat you fucking Americans

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I fucking like her

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You tell his chief, he says we're gonna beat America

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Fuck yeah, fuck yeah

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Fuck yeah, fuck yeah

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Hmm, hmm

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So, what do you got?

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If

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This is actually a new college course that I'm teaching

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Okay

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I'm doing an adjunct professorship at the U of IC

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Mm-hmm

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And it is just

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UIC

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Oh, I wish I hadn't said that

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U of I Champagne

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It is just re-listening to that clip over and over and over again

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And if by the end of the course you can figure out

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How his brain went from A to point alpha numeric over there

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If you

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Then you get an A

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If you just

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I mean it would be a stupendous exercise for a college course in exegesis

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Yeah

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Like trying to figure out from the text

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It would be more riddling than like decoding the Dead Sea Scrolls

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's easy

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Like what in the fuck

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Oh, that's easy

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On the page

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That sounds terrible

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At least with his impression you're like we can laugh at it

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But on the page

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Oh boy

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When he started going from one place to the other I almost wanted to put up like

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On the wall like pictures of his idea and tie string from what like a serial killer

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Yeah

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Like a journalist going after a serial killer just being like

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How did we get from here to here? What is going on here?

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How is this connected to

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And why is he sounding like the bulldog from All Dogs Go to Heaven?

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You're alert, none of it makes sense and none of it's real

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Neither is the bulldog from All Dogs Go to Heaven

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Don't say that

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How dare you

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So you know what he's talking about there with the Chinese

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No

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No

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The answer is no

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A little while back the story came out, I believe it was in Politico

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About these things called Confucius Institutes

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That have been started to be popping up

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Confucius-t-tutes

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Right

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And there's a number of them that have, I think it's like a hundred universities

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In the United States currently have a Confucius Institute at them

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And they are actually a little bit of a murky territory

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In that they are bodies that are sanctioned on campuses

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And what they do is they help with teaching about Chinese culture and language lessons

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Which is a great service to a lot of universities that don't have the resources

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For those sorts of classes, particularly the language stuff

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Does all the funding eventually shade back into a place where they could influence people's opinions on China?

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A little bit

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That's what kind of gets murky about it

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It's not great

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The Confucius Institutes are tied to like a propaganda wing of the Chinese government

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Of course

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And they teach that Taiwan is a part of China

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That's not great

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They teach that Tibet is a form of

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Some problematic things there

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Yeah, yeah

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I don't know how I feel about that

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I don't feel great about it either

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But they're not like funding the university

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It's that these universities have allowed them to operate as a little piece of the university

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It's not like they've taken over the university

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Or that Communist Chinese are even funding the university

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It's that there are these cultural centers that are all connected

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Which again, I think that's a problem

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I'm gonna go with my issue has nothing to do with the government that is funding it

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Or where it came from

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It is just like if you were reading a blog or something like that

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You should have sponsored content clearly labeled

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Right

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If it's sponsored content

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So if you're getting a Chinese language course

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That's awesome

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But there should also be sponsored content from people who want to make sure you only know their picture of China

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Right

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Like that kind of a thing

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Even as innocuous as just teaching language may seem, there are opportunities for you to infuse

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Oh, absolutely

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A biased slant even through that

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Even through something as simple as that

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Taiwan has always been a part of China

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Now repeat that back in Mandarin

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Right, right

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There are subtle things that can be done

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And like I said, I think that that's something that probably merits a much larger conversation

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But it's not what Alex Jones is presenting it as

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That all of the universities are funded by the Communist Chinese

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Well, that's true

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That's not true at all

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And most of the big major universities don't have these on them

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They're kind of smaller colleges

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Because they're a bit embarrassing

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Well, I think the only big universities that I remember in this article specifically referenced were like

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UNC, University of Iowa, George Washington in St. Louis

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So there aren't like, there aren't a ton, I think it's mostly in smaller state schools

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That's weird because famously George Washington hated the Chinese

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Well, okay, I get what you're doing, but also

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Thanks

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Right

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Alright, moving on

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There's a lot of

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Accepted

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Like these centers wouldn't serve any purpose to larger schools

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Because they already have Chinese culture departments

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And they already have Chinese language

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Right

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Whereas smaller schools would gain a benefit out of being able to offer those courses

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Whereas the sort of stick that's attached to the carrot

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Or advertise that they offer those courses

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Right, right

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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And then the stick attached to the carrot that you get hit with is the Chinese propaganda

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And so

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Right

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Because of that, I'm against it, but I kind of understand why it exists

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I think we need to have another

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If it were a non-profit, if it was an independent source of funding going around saying

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Here, we need more people to teach Chinese language and culture

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Uh-huh

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Awesome, that's great

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If it is Goebbels, one, why is he teaching Chinese propaganda?

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That's weird

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Is he still alive?

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Sure

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That's a larger question

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I don't think he is

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Three, that's bad

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Yeah, and it's bad anytime you teach propaganda, quite frankly

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I'll say that, I'll go out on a limb and say that

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Alright

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And seeing as that's sort of the point of our podcast

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I can't in good conscience be in favor of these Confucius Institutes

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But I see the bigger picture of them

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And I know that it's not really for me to decide whether they're good or bad

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I don't have enough information

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But I do think that people should be talking about it

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Right

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And I think that

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Sponsored content

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As I said, a lot of this has just recently come out in terms of reporting on it in Politico

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And I think that the conversation will grow over time

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As more information is found out about these places

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But Alex Jones' take on it is fucking stupid

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But his next take is even worse

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Democratic and Republican presidents

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Who's just as mad as you are?

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I mean, you, in this form of

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Oh, every time

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And then she validates

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We need fucking take over

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Fucking stop them

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Go in the street

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Stop Trump

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Stop it

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She's like, open intelligence

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She agrees

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Oh, he's done it

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I'm gonna validate what you just said

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All after three years old watching each fucking piece of the shit

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I mean, this is the fucker that I'm wearing

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These are the people sold out to foreign countries

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That were this close to bankrupting us forever and capturing America

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But guess what, fuckers?

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Just like Bob Bismarck said

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God loves children, drunks in the United States of America, fucks

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Yeah, you fucks

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First of all, that's not the quote

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I was gonna say, I don't think that's the quote

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It is until he said, you fucks

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The rest of it is right

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Also, it's kind of a tell

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Whenever you're like, God loves Americans

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Children's and drunks, you fucks

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It's kind of like, you're two of those

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And you're acting like the third

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You're more than enough of those to be happy

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So this mentality

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Anytime somebody pulls a famous quote

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To justify their ignorance, that's not a good sign

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No, but the thing I want to talk about more

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Is this idea that what he's saying

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Is these MSNBC people who are saying things that he doesn't like

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Or that he disagrees with are the fucking enemy

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These fucking piles of shit

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Because we only have to go back about a week

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To this Time article

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This article out of Time

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A man calling CNN fake news has been arrested

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After allegedly threatening to kill the network's employees

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A Michigan man has been arrested for allegedly threatening

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To carry out a mass shooting at CNN's Atlanta headquarters

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In a series of hostile phone calls earlier this month

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The man threatened CNN operators in 22 separate phone calls

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On January 9th and 10th

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In which he allegedly called the network fake news

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And threatened CNN employees with violence

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Atlanta CBS affiliate WGCL-TV reported

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Quote, I'm coming to gun you all down, he reportedly said

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Quote, I'm smarter than you, more powerful than you

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I have more guns than you, more manpower

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Your cast is about to get gunned down in a matter of hours

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I'm coming to Georgia right now to the CNN headquarters

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To fucking gun every single last one of you

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So he got arrested

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Yep

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Um, and you know

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I'm just thinking of more famous quotes

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That could be improved by adding you fucks at the end of it

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Okay

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Ask not what your country can do for you

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Ich bin ein Berliner, you fucks

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Look, I understand

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Tear down this wall, you fucks

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I'm not a crook, you fucks

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Now we're just doing presidential quotes

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We could go all over the place

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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn, you fucks

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Ah, you just put your lips together and blow, you fucks

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Fuck her up and blow

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So, do you understand what I'm saying?

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Like, quite frankly, I mean

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It's one thing to be concerned with the state of the media

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And to be like, everyone needs to do a better job

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Which I think we both agree with, wholeheartedly

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But it's another thing to be like, these people are the fucking enemy

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Because even as much as we hate Alex Jones

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In this show that we've been doing for a year

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We're not saying he's the enemy

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We're saying this is a major problem

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Right

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That no one should fucking hurt him

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No

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Maybe you scream about it, but

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That's in character

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Physical

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That's politically

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You are very

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Politically

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You are very smart to say this for me

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Right

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You know, that mentality leads to stuff like that guy going to shoot up CNN

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Or aspiring to

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I mean, Alex exemplifies the enemy

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And that is not a person, it is the brain disease

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Stupidity

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That's what we're really railing against

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Is the people who take advantage of this flaw in the human mind's processing

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Yeah

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That's what really we're going against

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And we'd like to

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Like, there should be a bug patch for humans

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Uh-huh

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Just to

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Download a patch

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Yeah, just update human's processing system

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To get them past all of this shitty viral software

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Yeah

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Like everybody we're talking about just has too many pop-ups on their browser all the

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time

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Yeah, somewhat, and they think they're real

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Yeah

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Or they click on weird side ads

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Yeah, they're using Netscape Navigator

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Yeah, exactly

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They need to fucking bump it up to Mozilla or whatever

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I don't know why everything is going so slow

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Yeah, that's a fair point

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Yeah, I think you're probably right

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But at the same time, I would never call Alex Jones' listeners or Alex the enemy

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Because that brain virus that we're describing and talking about

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And even in the case of Alex

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I think he's too far gone, quite frankly, personally

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Yeah

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Like himself

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But anyone who believes the stuff he believes, if they just read stuff

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They have the potential to get over it

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Well, they're

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Like studies have been done over and over again

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That people are much more malleable than we think

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Yeah

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And the idea that like, oh no, you're trapped in this

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You believe this stuff, you're stuck there

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Right

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You know, people can change

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If they are motivated to or care, they can change quite easily

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Right

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And I believe that

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And that is why even if these people are fucking

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Like Alex is fucking stupid

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And he is advocating for stupidity

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I still don't harbor like, you're the enemy

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It's like, you need to work harder

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That's what I would say

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Yeah

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You need to look more into the things you believe

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Right

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Because they're fucking dumb

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They're fucking dumb

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Right

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And maybe some of this is me projecting

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Like the research I've been doing for Endgame

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Like just the easily pick-apartable narratives

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About like why he believes there's a new world order to begin with

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Yeah

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Like that sort of stuff is even stupid

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Anybody who actually reads the documents that he cites

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Wouldn't believe him

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Yeah, but then at the same time

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I also think that what we're fighting with Alex

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Is not just his propensity for stupidity

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As much as it is, his brain operates on a non-linear pathway

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So if you

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Especially when he's drunk

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Yeah, oh boy

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If you followed along with his laundry list of things that he doesn't like

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Laundry list of people who are fucks

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Really he's just laundry list

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Yeah

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If you follow along with that you see that what is really going on is

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If you were to go up to him with all of this

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Look into this further

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Here's another reference for you

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He's just going to bounce onto the next one

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Right

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And then you say, okay, well sweet, I'm prepared for this

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Here's a look into this

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He's going to bounce onto the next one

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Yeah

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He's not capable of focusing on anything long enough

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No

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To get to that point

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And he knows

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So he's like a perfect storm of dumb enough to be sucked into the virus

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And mentally incapable of focusing long enough to break himself out of it

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Well, I think that mentally incapable of focusing is kind of intentional

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Because I think on some level he knows that his evidence is flimsy

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And the tactic of jumping around from one topic to the next

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Is his way of never really having to stand behind one of them

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Because if he did believe, like let's say Oklahoma City was really legitimately faked

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Yeah

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He could dedicate his entire life to proving that

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If he believes he has proof, then that would be major

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Right

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That would be very big

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And if he would do that instead of jumping around to X, Y, Z, A, B, C, D, E, F, G

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Fucking nonsense distraction narratives

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Right

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If he were to do that, then that would achieve the goal he sets out to do

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You know what I'm saying?

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So like the distraction, the jumping around from thread to thread to thread

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Is his way of never having to come to Jesus to a certain extent

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Yeah

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And recognize the fact that the things that he's saying, he knows they aren't real

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Yeah, I mean at the same time though, I think it's a question of pathology versus responsibility

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Like to me, I don't feel like he is capable of that because of a pathology

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Because it is a

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Oh, he's fucked up, don't get me wrong

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Because it's a disease

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And it's not like alcoholism in

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It is like alcoholism

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It is like, well, alcoholism plays a part in his disease

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Certainly

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But it is more with the way that his brain actually functions

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Because when you say, you know, you could dedicate your whole life to proving that the OKC thing was

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He would say to you, I've already done it

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Right

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So why would I dedicate my whole life to it?

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I've got other things to also prove

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Well

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Like so, to him, the work is done

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It wasn't even hard

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It wasn't even hard to look into this and disprove that

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You just assert it

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Exactly

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Yeah

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Anyway, we could go off on this for a long time

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And let's put a pin in this and move on

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OK

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Because the next four clips that I have, I have no idea what's going on in them

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Alright

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I just have various titles that I'm like, I guess this is what he's talking about

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This next clip is called Democrats or Big Ol' Criminals

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Because you are

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I mean, you, and this former, and he said, you know, where's the DNI?

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I mean, where did the head of the CIA come down on this?

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Where did the head, where did the DNI come down on this?

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Where did the President come down?

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Where did any of you stand on the release of classified information to be used?

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Classified info

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It's kind of like they said WikiLeaks is bad

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But they ignore all the crimes they commit

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Classified, it's them going to get their fake warrants

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That they denied they did in proving perjury

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That's all

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But now some of the left is so concerned about national security

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And has a fetish for the CIA and the FBI

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And she's like, is there a FBI wiener out there?

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So again, that's

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That's a very serious question though, Dan

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Is there an FBI wiener?

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Is there an FBI wiener out there?

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I don't know, but I think that's probably a fairly misogynistic way for him to end this

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I would probably say so

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Is there an FBI wiener? I can suck because I'm a girl on TV

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And I don't have any fucking credentials to be here

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That's kind of what he's getting at

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That was a great Bernie Sanders impression

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Thank you, thank you

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You know, I don't know

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I think that the MSNBC anchor probably had a pretty decent point

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That all of these people who were railing on abuses of FISA court

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They still all voted for 702 to be re-passed a little while ago

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This is all such nonsense

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And Alex Jones is fucking around with pronoun reference

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He's like, WikiLeaks, they ignore it, but they ignore all the crimes they committed

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Alex, you might want to tighten that up

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You might want to tighten that one up

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What you're trying to say is the crimes that were in the emails

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But what you actually said is people ignore the crimes WikiLeaks has committed

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Which is an interesting, much more interesting conversation

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Yeah, because that's a good point

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Beyond all of the dumb shit that he said, which was staggering

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Even in such a short period of time

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There are a couple of very good points there

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Insofar as the FISA court, so much as you want to say

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Oh, well they had to go to it every 90 days and present new information that would justify that

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At the same time, part of what Snowden released

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Proved that the FISA court is essentially a rubber stamp court

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Like they've only turned down like three

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Whenever Snowden released the information

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They'd only turned down like three out of the thousands upon thousands of warrants

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That they had asked for

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So, that's a good point

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I would respect that

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I don't think that the FISA court is a reasonable facsimile of justice

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Hey, when you're saying that, you need to be very careful

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Because just the idea that they turned down three out of a thousand or whatever

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Doesn't mean that the other 997, let's say, just for instance

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Weren't cases where it was legitimate

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The idea of it being a rubber stamp court is a perception that you can have

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But that doesn't mean, you have no idea what those other cases were and neither does Alex

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That is a fair point

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All of those cases that did get stamped

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Or the warrants got issued

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Could have been things where they were very merited

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And the evidence was there

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Right, but then you look into some of the cases that were rubber stamped

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Which you can do now that Snowden released that document

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And you find that that's not the case

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Like what?

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A lot of those FISA warrants came after the FBI legitimately set up entrapment cases

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They constantly came up to people and they saw somebody who

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They felt might be a candidate for radicalization

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Then they radicalized them

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And then they listened in on their conversations

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And then they used it to convict them

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Trying to use them to get to someone higher

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It was pretty fucked up

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But it wasn't even that there was somebody higher

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They were just trying to make collars

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That's what they were trying to do

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They were trying to show that the terrorism enforcement was working

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Since they weren't actually catching terrorists

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They created terrorists to catch

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I'm going to say that first of all I disagree with that as a thing

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That the FBI does

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I disagree with that wholeheartedly

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But if I were someone who was trying to figure out how to penetrate higher networks

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I don't know what other strategy I would use

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You know what I'm saying?

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I'm not saying it's right and I'm against it

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But at the same time I understand the thinking that leads to it

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Right

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You know what I mean?

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I get what you're saying

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I get what you're trying to say there

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And I think you were misunderstanding what it was they are doing

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As opposed to the idea that you have of

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Hey what you do is you find somebody low level

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No no no

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Even someone who isn't inclined to be a terrorist

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You turned them into a terrorist

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And then they end up communicating with someone who is more legitimate

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Right

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Now that is a bad tactic

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It's a very unreliable one

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And you're not going to get good information out of that

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But that's far less evil than what they were doing

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Which was closing the loop

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Like the higher up that this guy was going to talk to

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Was also an FBI agent

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Like they were just entrapping them

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Legitimately committing crimes

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To make it look like they were catching people committing crimes

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And that's what a lot of, not a lot of, but that's what

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Some of the FISA warrants were about

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So many of those FISA warrants have been just

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Oh you guys want to spy on somebody?

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Sweet, we can do that for you

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Like it's a very trouble, problematic

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Troublematic?

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Troublematic

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Troublematic program there

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So I agree with that

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I think it's a little murkier than that

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I think that there are probably, like I'm not sitting here saying

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Let's trust authority implicitly or anything like that

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But I think the picture is a little more complicated

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Than your position and Alex's position

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By no means am I trying to say that it is uncomplicated

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My point though is

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I would rather we were on a healthy

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Healthy suspicion of secretive tribunal courts

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That can justify a warrantless spy

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I agree, and I think your version is much more healthy

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As skepticism than Alex's

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Right, well and I also kind of agree with him

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As far as Democrats having a fetish for the FBI and the CIA now

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Like we should not be on their team

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They're bad people

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They are

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I mean I'm not trying to say that we're

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I'm not trying to be like we should undermine faith in our public system

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I'm saying that our public system did the work for us

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The groundwork has already been laid

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And it's not going to

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And it's not going to be a victory

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Jordan and Alex come together

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Jesus

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I'm just saying that there's a point there

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No there is, there is

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There is absolutely, but the answer

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I'm just mad, the FBI murdered Fred Hampton

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I'm not going to trust Mueller

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Because he probably helped murder Fred Hampton

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He was probably there

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I bet he was there

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Look, I agree with you

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There are tremendous abuses that have been

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Carried out by the intelligence community in the past

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But I believe that the answer to that is some sort of oversight

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Some sort of reform within the process

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As opposed to outright distrust

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And outright demonization of the people who

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Look, just because you have the examples

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And I'm not saying it's just one, there are many

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But like Fred Hampton's murder

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That doesn't mean that there isn't other

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Very important work that's done by people

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Within those organizations

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So like, I don't know

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I think reform, I think civilian oversight

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To some extent, is merited

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Which the FISA court is not

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Well, but there could be a way, some of that could be implemented

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But I don't know how you'd do it

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I agree, that's all a good

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That's all a good solution-based

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I think that's the answer

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I agree

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That is where you and I agree

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I'm guessing Alex's point of view

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On how to solve those abuses is not the same

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No, he wants

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Give all the power to Trump?

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I'm getting from the chatroom that

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Mueller was in Vietnam when Fred Hampton got murdered

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Yeah, sounds like he did it then

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He has a

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False flag, that was the whole point of Vietnam

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He has an alibi, it looks like

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But also, speaking of false flags

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Alex and Jerome Corsi

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Have been going buck wild on that

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Train, that Amtrak collision

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Being a false flag

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How is it that you can

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That's an interesting thing to me

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Why?

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Because Mueller has to know that

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Vietnam lasted

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How many years longer?

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Just because Nixon wanted to

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Win reelection

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Like, you can't be

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The FBI director and not know that

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Right

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So he lost many years of his life

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To Vietnam, and yet is still

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A Republican on down the road?

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That's odd to me

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Yeah, I don't know, I don't want to unpack it

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I want to get to the bottom of Mueller

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Now I'm interested

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In some juicy text messages

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Probably, this clip is just labeled

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Drunk rambling nonsense

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But where is the Republican leadership?

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Oh they're gone

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Paul Ryan

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Look at this soft idiot with an IQ of about 70

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You think he'll take care of the country

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And protect your future?

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This is the best the enemy can get

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These sacks of just absolutely traitorous garbage

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They were losing

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And they know it

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This investigation in the hands of

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And out of the closet

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Trump's huge

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I want to know what the people of this country are going to do

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Before our Rosenstein is fired

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We can't take this sitting down

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We can't take this sitting down

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Rosenstein worked for Hillary

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Set this whole scam up

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And paid for the fake dossier

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And we're trying to overthrow the president here

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And they're trying to say

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No, he just put a memo out

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He didn't fire him

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But we can't stand for this

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President Rosenstein

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Rosenstein

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He'll take care of the force

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Here we go

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Yeah

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President Rosenstein

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What was he trying to say?

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I don't know

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President Rosenstein

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He believes

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It goes back to that stupid Praetorian

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Guard kind of thing he was saying about Mueller

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A couple months back

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He's the shadow president

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Yeah, I'm sure

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I don't know, man

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I think that as more and more information

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Comes out, the memo

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Itself looks kind of embarrassing

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Because the investigation

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Doesn't seem to be predicated on

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The Steele dossier at all

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It seems like there were other things that

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Triggered it

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Things that Carter Page had said

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In public

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George Papadopoulos

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Those sorts of things

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Seem like they might have had more to do

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With the beginnings of it

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And then the Steele dossier got involved

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I'm not entirely sure though

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I think a lot of this will play out in coming months

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The thing about it is that from my reading

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It seems as though

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Even with what they

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Even with what's been called like them

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Redecting, or you know

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Cutting out a lot of, omitting a lot of information

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That would have provided more context

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It still seems like it justifies

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Them spying on Trump's campaign

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Pretty solidly

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I mean the memo, yeah

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It goes through a lot of different things

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This would only be unreasonable

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If you already suspected

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A conspiracy to

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Take down Trump

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This is only post fact

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Conspiracy related

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If you had read this before Trump had become

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President, no matter what side

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You're on, you're like, oh yeah

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You should probably investigate that guy

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That's probably a good idea

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If you're convinced that Trump is

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Under a conspiracy, then yeah

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This is fine

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Once the sort of track has been laid

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By the Alexes of the world and what have you

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That's, yeah, it takes on a different shape

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So here's another ramble

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I don't know what this is about, I have no idea

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He's winning kids, this crazy wacky guy is winning, and America's winning too at year end, you're shitting your fucking britches

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He's already caught away at the stranglehold

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We had America underwater

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The eyes were rolling back, bubbles were coming out

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We had America dead

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And then here comes Trump and pulled this off

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Now America's back on the beach, caught the water up

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Just kicked us in the face

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Google censor them all

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YouTube, Facebook, Twitter

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Shut these Americans down

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Tell them

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You don't promote family

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You don't promote churches like MSNBC said yesterday

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Fucking take it away

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Jesus, shut up America

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You don't give a shit

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We fucking run your shit now

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God almighty Rosenstein

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Save me Rosenstein

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Baby, baby, baby

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I need you Rosenstein

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This is embarrassing

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That, hold on

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Disagree, that was beautiful

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It might be the best instance of character work

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That was

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Cause there was a journey that this fake voice went on

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That was tremendous

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It was, um, I mean

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There is pathos, uh, certainly

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Tremendous

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I have not seen better

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acting out of Alex

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Frankly, I've seen a lot

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of professional plays

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Not as good at acting as that

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That was spectacular

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We'll get to that anti-family stuff here towards the end of

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our episode

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Next live show

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Suffice to say, it's nothing

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Next live show, we're just gonna open with a transcript

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of this clip

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A stage reading?

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Just the entire thing, we're gonna have some

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professional, I mean

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Daniel Day Lewis retired from

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movies, we could probably get him, he's not doing anything

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He's gettable Oh, he'd be great, Alex

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Um, if we do do a show

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in Austin

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If we do a show in Austin, we should try and get Rainbow

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Snatch to come Oh, shit

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Yeah, that'd be great

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So in this next clip, the title is

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just Alex is too drunk to pay attention

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I wonder what that means

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Half of this country thinks the media

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totally lies

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44% of this country doesn't trust

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the FBI, and guess what

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a year from now, this doesn't change

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Guess what? We don't trust

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the Clinton offices that took over and all the scams

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Yeah, we don't trust

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Hillary Clinton

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I mean, my God, what are we gonna

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do here, Bugs Bunny?

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People's in trouble, we keep talking like this

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I'm not being dramatic, this is what's happening

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I'm not being dramatic

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This is what's happening, kids

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Another place where he and I agree

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I wish we could bottomize you all better

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Didn't you learn how to, you know, take

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what I did to you, isn't it?

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I mean, and this guy's winning

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This wacky, this wacky

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crazy guy

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and all the tax cuts and the bonuses

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and all that, so, you know

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the fact, oh God,

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this is terrible

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And this poofy-haired guy is

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A poofy-haired guy, I mean

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Yeah, I've never had any credentials

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won the presidency for the first time

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This is literally like waiting

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for Godot

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I would rather watch this

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than Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead

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I would rather watch this than just about

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anything, quite frankly

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Because he's playing a nice

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two-man game, he's first and second banana-ing

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it, like, it's fantastic

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I hate to say, like, people should go watch

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something Alex has done, but

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the visual of this is actually, it does

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add a bit to it, like the video of him

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being like, blah, he's doing, like, weird

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faces at the camera and stuff

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He's fucking tanked

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But, like, great

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He's playing the game that he plays a lot

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that I think is one of his greatest skills

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and that is the hinge word game

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The, like, the guy says orange

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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This wacky guy, he's wacky

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but he's getting the tax cuts

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You know, he just finds the word to

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hinge, much like I do with transitions

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but Alex

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does it to fill content

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or fuel rants

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and it just doesn't work

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Yeah, speaking of fueling rants, Dan

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See? Exactly

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Alright, there it is

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So in this next clip, Alex rants a little bit

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about how he's the victim of censorship

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Who fueled it?

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Antifa

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Of course

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In this game, and we cannot depend on the

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Congress anymore, and if Rosencrantz

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is fired, there needs

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to be people in the streets

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That's right, you can't, the Congress

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is not democracy, okay

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The Antifa in the streets

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There's a

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There's a lot of work done

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Yeah, no, I think that, uh

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Yeah, call those kids again

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Oh, look at that, a children takes real nice

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for you, like Bernie Sanders' wife

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taking over that college

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Oh, she knows better

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I think that you will see that

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I think you will see that

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You will see people in the streets

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They keep saying, Alex Jones lies

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We do full-page ads, say he'll overthrow

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the president, and point guns at his reporters

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in Austin, and we say, hey, they're allowed

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to not let you have free

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They're doing sorrows at people

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And then we're like, we're gonna

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not let you, we're gonna overthrow them

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Alright, give it a minute

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We're gonna fight that dictatorship real hard

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You're gonna get that chance

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You're gonna overthrow it

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This is embarrassing

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Like, I wanna do commentary

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and I wanna talk about what he's talking about

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but this is just so...

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I didn't realize how playing this

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would make me super uncomfortable

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It is fantastic

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It's fantastic

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It's fantastic, but at the same time

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I don't wanna

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kick him when he's down, this is sad

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Like, I have to imagine he woke up

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Saturday morning today

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when we're recording this

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I imagine he woke up hungover

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Fuck, what did I do?

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Oh, 60,000 views, shit

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Uh-uh, no way

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Let's pretend that didn't happen

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Here's why this is great

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Have you ever read the comic book Legion?

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No

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Or seen the TV show Legion?

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No, I'm not a dork

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Fair enough

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The point being, and the reason

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that it pops to my mind is because

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if I understand the mythology

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correctly

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The Legion, that's

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The demon, right?

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No, that's Professor Xavier's

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son, the X-Man

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Charles Xavier's son

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He's the most powerful butt

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I thought he was paralyzed from the waist down

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How about that dick?

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Xavier fucks minds

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Yeah, that's where Jesus came from

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Anyways, what?

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Hold on

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No, so all of his powers

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though, or whatever, come from

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multiple personalities in his brain

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So anytime he wants

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to do a thing, he has to use the

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guy who's, I get why it's boring

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But my point is, if you

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got this guy drunk enough to where

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all of a sudden, all of those personalities

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are just randomly

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popping in and out whenever they want to

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That's what, Alex is gone

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There is no Alex

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We're not looking for Alex now

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We're looking for whatever part of Alex's brain

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is showing up at any point in time

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The anger is still him

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That's still there

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Is it? Yeah, I think that's the core

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Or?

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Legion. Has he been taken over by Legion?

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I don't think so. I think he might have

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So in this next clip, he deflects from ideas of Trump

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being involved with Russia

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That's a very Legion thing to do

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It'll have to happen, as Democrats, we're going to have to take over the house

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We bullied everybody

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real hard in the city

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We're going to teach you all

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Because we haven't heard his real voice in a while now

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If that bill is done, maybe Paul Ryan will be going to throw Trump under the bus

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but they just continue to

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They just won't throw him under the bus

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for Pelosi and

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Waters and Hillary

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and all these great people

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I mean, Jesus Christ

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Nobody elected Trump

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America didn't elect him

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Look at all the job losses in the stock market

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He's a Russian agent

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That's why he's massing troops

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on Russia's border

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huge sanctions and moving heavy weapons

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on the Russians

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God almighty

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He nukes them

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He may nuke Russia

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because they want to be warm at night

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and glowing lava

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If he blew them up with nukes

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it's because he wants to give them free energy

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Duh!

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He'll transfer all uranium to ICBMs

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over to Russia

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Now, like I said, I'm at the country

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under our control now

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Let's go back to this guy

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Oh boy

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Has he ever even seen this clip before?

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Has he watched it?

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He might be watching it for the first time

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He might? Oh, the clip that he's reviewing?

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Yeah, probably

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I'm sure Paul Joseph Watson

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wrote the article or something

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Making some shit up off this dome

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This is fantastic

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I don't know if

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we're amassing

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ICBMs with depleted uranium

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on them to the borders of Russia

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but if we are, that's a scoop

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No, that's a good idea

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No, it's not

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I don't know, man

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I just think he's at this point winging it

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doing some comedy

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He's trying to get in there with this exaggeration

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If he nukes Russia

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it's just going to warm the beds

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How's it going?

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This is the most enjoyable Bob Hope

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bed I've ever seen in my entire life

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So at that point at the end of that clip

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he's like, let's get back to this guy

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What he doesn't realize is that the clip ends

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two seconds later

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Because he's never seen the clip before

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Here is that and then Alex trying to

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desperately trying to figure out something

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else to cover while still

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in character

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By the way, they can say

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I'm a proud shittler

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There's Alex

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Well, yeah, and what he's talking about is

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Alex is back, guys

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After Trump called a bunch of countries

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shithole countries

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He went on, I believe it was probably MSNBC

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I'm not sure exactly, might have been CNN

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But he went on and said, I'm a proud

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member of a shithole country

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and everyone else is

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Remember when that was a thing?

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Remember when people for a brief second were like

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Is Trump racist?

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That was six years ago

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Yeah, duh

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All the rest of the stuff they watch

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No, you can't cuss, you can't whatever

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They're saying, kill the president, kill everybody

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Get in the streets, but oh, I'm sure

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the SJW, is it Twitter, Google

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I think he's trying to get

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Is he getting back into the voice now?

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Yeah, but he's never left it, he just slipped out

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for a second, but I think he's getting defensive

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about the idea that he told everyone to fuck

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themselves and fucking shit and called the guy

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a cocksucker again, I think he's getting defensive

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about that, like, oh, Phil Mudd can go on TV

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and say shithole country when quoting

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the president, and then

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he's like, everyone's going to come down on me for

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cussing, blah

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The YouTube platforms and Facebook

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are like, yeah, you know

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Because here they are

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They're all over the news today saying

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It's true, we're going to shut you down, but it's not

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since shit, you're a Russian

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agent, Joe

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That's right

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So remember, just like MSNBC

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said a couple of days ago

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Don't talk about your family

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Don't talk about your country

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Don't talk about jobs

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As she said, no family, no

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church, you don't

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She laughed, she said

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You don't get that no more

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You live alone

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You do what we say

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We're not a cult for anything

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We're good people, so let's go back here

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He said let's go back here because he's trying to throw

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back to the clip, but the clip

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is over, so he has to try and

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find something else to talk about

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And here's what he does

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It's like Robert De Niro

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doing, Rich Little

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doing an impression of Robert De Niro

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It's very bad

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It's very bad

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Infowars.com is a racist website

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These people, look at this

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Oh, developing new Hillary

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emails release contains

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directions on deleting

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emails, oh and this great

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American, yeah

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Deep state

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death spiral, yeah right

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Me, me, me

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Now we're just playing free association games

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But you read this stuff

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He's reading just Infowars headlines and trying

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to find one that is attractive to him to cover

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When he had to go to court mandated

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therapy, I want those notes

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I want those notes so bad

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Oh, I want those notes so bad

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It's like, you know what

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Let me find a big article

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We linked on Drudge Report the other day

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Michael Moore

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America must be cleansed of its

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white people whatsoever

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I agree, that's not racist at all

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I don't even care, like at this point

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I don't even care about Infowars

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reportage, it's so bad that

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I don't even want to look into

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what the truth of that article is

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I would love to just be like

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you're wrong, but also

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I don't care, first of all, I don't care about Michael Moore

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I don't care about whatever

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spin Infowars is putting on it

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All I care about is

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how Alex Jones needs fucking help

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To reference

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the most important

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Open Mike Eagle of our time

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Open Mike Eagle lyric of our time

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I looked up what Lena Dunham

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said and I shouldn't have is how I operate

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on most people now

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I looked up what Michael Moore said

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and I shouldn't have

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Sometimes there are good opportunities

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for education, but when he's talking

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shit about

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He's talking shit about Michael Moore, I don't care

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And especially when it dovetails

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into white victimhood

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But, here we go

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Let's get to this, this is the last clip

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And it's long, so we might have to pause in the middle

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If Michael Moore is advocating white genocide though

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Hard yes

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So I don't know, I couldn't find a place to cut

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this clip, I couldn't figure out a segment

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or anything like that, so we'll pause in the middle

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But here we go

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He starts by talking about

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a tweet that Joanne Reed

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put out

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I don't care!

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And then he misrepresents it quite a bit

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I don't want to live in a world where we talk about tweets

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This is really more about the impression

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It's really more about the impression

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Alright, fine

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Hell yeah

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Hell yeah!

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What?

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Not a different accent

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Launches back, launches back

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to the Bernie

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The tweet that Joanne Reed

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put out was, I believe that

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she's, I mean her point

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was correct, all the

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tropes that Trump was using

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in the State of the Union speech were very much

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harkening back to a pre-civil rights

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era, and

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a lot of his behavior does

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consistently, the rhetoric is

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Yeah, he's a giant fucking white supremacist

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Why are we still talking about this?

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Right, right, so that part

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to me is like, yeah, okay, but what's

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fun is that, like, Paul Joseph

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Watson wrote this article and Alex Jones

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is covering it on this drunk

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ramble fest, and

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they're pretending that, ah, Joanne

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Reed can't handle the word

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family, and that's not really

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what it was, that's misrepresentation

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Well, I remember reading something

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about how, uh

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liberals were triggered

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that Trump said the word America

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like 85 times, and it's like

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no, we're not triggered, the point

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is, this is a dumb

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thing to do It's the definition of the forest

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for the trees, that kind of stuff, it's like, oh

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you're pretending

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that the complaint is that someone said

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family, and that's not what the

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complaint is The complaint isn't

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saying, oh, hey

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all of these tropes that he's harkening to

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are from an era that

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is no longer here, there's

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nothing here anymore

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That's not to say families

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don't exist anymore, and that's the

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leap that Alex Jones is making

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What I am

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like, the thing that I constantly

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think about

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with all of the constant

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barrage of, here's

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the new Trump thing, like

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oh, Trump called all these country shitholes

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is that racist? Obviously

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it's racist, but we're gonna spend three fucking

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days on it, like the whole

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the whole Russia investigation

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that's not gonna wind up with Trump being

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indicted or put in jail

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or even most likely impeached

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unless we genuinely retake

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both houses of Congress

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which hopefully we'll be able to do, but

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the whole problem I have with

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all of us is that we already

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have enough

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he should already be gone

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it should already be done

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all of this new news

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just really fucks me over

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because it's like, it's like it

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supersedes the old news that he

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should already be impeached

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we shouldn't be fucking talking about any of this

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we should be all the way back on the

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emoluments clause, which is

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fucking, he's profiting

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off the presidency

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that's against the law

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you're missing the greater point, and that is

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what this

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administration has been able to do

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is a large-scale

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presidential version of what Alex

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does with his narratives

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you know, there's all this terrible stuff and then

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it never gets proven and we move on to the next thing

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there's never a consequence, we just get into

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the next storyline, we get into the next

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the next thing

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and so that's almost

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spiritually why they're a perfect match, Alex

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Trump, but look

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our buddy Brian in the chat

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room, he's gotta go play hockey

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so

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we gotta wrap this up

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we gotta get to the rest of this clip

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hey hey hey hey

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hey, there's not a cult to say that you can't have a family, we have a real need to dominate...

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everywhere else communism takes over it's gonna get a lot better small point bernie

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sanders isn't a communist he's a socialist that's actually a large point small point

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you see how bad things are getting under trial

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being able to take care of yourself is a bad thing so at this point look into your heart

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no at this point right here where he's like taking care of yourself is a bad thing yeah i had to

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boost the audio because he's basically whispering yeah there's like a he's fucking killing it yeah

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this is his reel yeah this is the sizzle reel this is going into his next audition tape are

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you kidding me wait wait wait wait we need to be like Venezuela or North Korea you know the truth

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bernie sanders is a sexy man his wife took over those colleges and

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pumped and dumped them to get 10,000 almost 100,000 all causes because you're bernie sanders

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like michael boa they deserve just like globalists took over russia in 1917 to kill millions of

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questions you heard us you're not gonna have your church you're not gonna have your family

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we're gonna put you in ditches and blow your fucking heads up because it's what makes us

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feel good we want to feel big because we're better nails that are mentally ill and interacting

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we get together because you lay down and go to sleep we're gonna wear them and trump comes along

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all they want to do is bankrupt you they kill you and your family

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and you talk he's talking about family and god and prosperity we want to demoralize you

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we've got just so close where we want you be so good man like that

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twice i think so many people are killing is like oh god

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oh look he's a kid i'm not alex jones i'm i'm bernie sanders

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yeah i got it i got it buddy you know that's what he wants to do so

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just let us take over turn your guns in white people you're evil my whole boys right

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and that's it i love you bye-bye no nurses bad man

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that's literally how it ends that's literally how it ends that's how it ends

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after that he's like all right buckley press upload let's get it on get it out get it out

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we can first dress first draft last draft get it out the door any content is gonna

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move some pills let's fucking do this thing who cares all right now now that was a tour de force

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it was pretty much something can you imagine him on a stage yeah uh like a hal holbrook type

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situation yeah yeah yeah single like instead of mark twain it's yeah it's bernie no this is why

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i've got a new plan for us info wars the musical all right that's right you are holding your spit

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take in on purpose i was trying to look contemplative it's a look we say what look

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we get lin manuel miranda on oh he's in he's gettable he's he's obviously in on this look

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daniel j louis lin manuel yeah gettable we get we get him in there all right we write the best

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music there's ever been and we close it with alex jones's speech right here he's on his knees

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soft spotlight just on him everybody is fucking crying because nobody knows what's going on and

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it's beautiful bernie sanders is a sexy man no you felt the emotion in his voice he was dying

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he was a man rat that was his death cry that's his last words right but also the problem that i have

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with it is like the musical no i move past that that's unrealistic neither of us neither of us

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can write music or lyrics all right the issue for me is like i want to come back to like the comedy

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of it and the character it's too inconsistent because at the end he's like doing this bernie

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sanders is great and then at the end he says devin nunez is a good man right which is but it doesn't

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seem like that's what the character but as bernie's a bad man i have no idea i don't remember either

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i thought he said that uh he's a good man let me let me pull this back a lot like alex people

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think it sometimes but i just love him and love communism you never got hair like that but that

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can't be so much you know it's what wants to do so just let us take over turn your guns in

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why people get evil my whole voice right and that's it i love you bye-bye no no this is a bad man

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never mind never mind

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never mind he did say he's a bad one more time ah no it would take too long to

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take too long to scroll back exactly right um but uh so i guess i guess his character work is more

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consistent than i was imagining but no he did some good character work fucking shit man um

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the end result of this is not really any real need to discuss politics as much as it is alex

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you need you need to get help and we just drank a bottle of wine while recording this you have

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a problem yeah and here's what it comes down to the the recklessness with which he's demonizing

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people calling media personalities the enemy the fucking shit you fucking cocksucker fucking

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nonsense fucks fuck shit the that that sort of stuff there's consequences to it and and even if

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we were doing that i would feel bad about it and we do not have nearly the amount of listeners that

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alex does he influences people and the fact that he sees fit to just get really drunk and ramble

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about nothing in ways that are specifically dangerous to other civilians yeah i don't i don't

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think i think alcoholism is not defined by the amount you drink or the regularity that you drink

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it's the consequences of your drinking and if you look at it through that prism the times that we've

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heard alex drunk on the show there have been many uh i think they have been legion if you will

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certainly i think there are very serious uh consequences that he doesn't have to feel he

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doesn't feel the consequences of them other people have to feel it and um i think if he had any

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empathy as a human being he would recognize the damage that he's doing to people because of his

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drinking right and i would encourage him to analyze that and go get help because this is

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pathetic and i'm not great i would like to point a very strong finger at the people who work at

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infowars who allowed this to go on the internet this is embarrassing and i say that as alex jones

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is sworn enemy this is disgusting and embarrassing this is a disgrace if alex agreed to let them put

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this up he's a fucking idiot yeah he must have he must have told them he must have but he probably

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did it when he was drunk he probably was wasted and said put it up yeah yeah but there's no one

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there to say alex come on man it's like having a boy king though like that's the issue with

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infowars is it's like well you're always living at the behest of the whims of a child yeah you

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know so like in a in a real job you'd be fired for putting out garbage like this right at an

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infowars job you'd be fired if you said this is embarrassing you'd be murdered yeah alex reconsider

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this i know you spent 20 minutes rambling and doing a shit impression but you can just cut

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bait you don't have to put it out no we did it we gotta do it anyway uh this is sad uh

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but it is what it is anyway uh alex jones uh i hope uh how long how many minutes in a row did

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he stay in that impression for most of that yeah that was that was pretty commendable i'll give

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him that most people most people could not stay in a bad character for that long to be fair he

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didn't he slid through three or four characters that's at at least he was trying yeah all right

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yeah we've got to give him credit for that he's way better than many people in any acting class

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that i've ever not taken that's fair enough yeah um so anyway uh if you guys want to more of the

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show we're at knowledgefight.com uh yeah you can follow us on twitter it's at knowledge underscore

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fight rolls on facebook we can be found on the itunes the itunes that's correct uh as it said

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by alex jones doing shittier uh vocal work yep um and yeah you leave a review do the stuff um

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hmm i don't know dan where do we go from here well usually we uh you know call someone uh

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tell them to fuck themselves generally at the end of the show you got anybody

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i guess i would say i mean i don't think this is a fair one to to do but i would say alex is

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mafia guy whoever that guy is i was gonna say alex is joslyn and elders but that wasn't on

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this episode wasn't it it was kind of um alex's mafia guy can go fuck himself he seems like an

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aggressive pile of shit andy in kansas you're on the air thanks for holding

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hello alex i'm a first time caller i'm a huge fan i love your work i love you