Transcript/76: October 7-11, 2015

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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.

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I love you.

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Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan!

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We're a couple dudes, I like to sit around, drink novelty beverages, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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Yes, but, Dan, before we go any further, there's a twist.

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What?

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Yeah, look, this could have been written by M. Night Shyamalan.

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Can I stop you? I want to engage-

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It could have been written by-

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I want to engage in the bit, but my nose really itches.

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I just can't do it.

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I just have no energy for the bit.

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Alright, alright, alright, fine. Dan, you know a lot about Alex Jones.

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True.

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And I don't know anything about Alex Jones.

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And that's the fun.

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And I am also willing to pout. That's what I am willing to do, sir.

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Look forward to two hours of Sour Puss Jordan.

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Today we are drinking some-

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We are drinking Sour Puss Jordan is what we're drinking today.

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Drinking Faygo, shout out to our Juggalo homies, whoop whoop family.

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This is Arctic Sun. I had this recently, thought it was great.

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It's kind of like a Canfield 50-50.

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You know that soda?

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No.

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Tastes a lot like this.

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Oh.

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You know that thing you don't know about?

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It's good.

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Tastes like this thing.

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It's like a lime grapefruit situation. It's awesome.

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Yes, it's very, very good. I loved it.

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So that's awesome, but we have other awesome things to talk about.

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We have other awesome things to talk about?

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This, we're about to announce-

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Is it about how we're going to redo the bit, Dan?

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No, it's not. We're never doing that.

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We have an announcement to make, and it's big, it's earth-shattering.

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And that is on the evening of September 9th, time to be determined,

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we will be doing our first ever live show at At North Bar here in Chicago, Illinois.

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Absolutely.

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And it's essential that you come out.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Because, I mean, and in all honesty, one, no idea why people listen to this show in the first place.

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No idea at all.

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No clue.

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No.

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Furthermore, no idea what it's going to look like live.

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Nope.

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I think we're just going to do the show.

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I can't imagine people sticking around for that.

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Some facsimile of the show, there will probably be some stand-up involved too.

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You might do a bit or two.

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Oh boy.

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A dance party afterward.

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Most likely.

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We're going to make a night of it. It's going to be a great time.

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But more details will be forthcoming, but I wanted to let you know now-

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The only thing that we will be playing at the dance party

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is the remix made of Ludacris with Alex Jones' verse dropped in.

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I would be okay with that.

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Oh, absolutely.

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That and the We Love Our Somalis song.

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Oh, of course. Of course.

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So please, if you are inclined to come, it'll be a good time and we could use all the wonks we can get there.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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And we're talking about you assholes in Europe too.

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You know?

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Charter a private plane, get over here to Chicago.

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Don't treat them that negatively.

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Chicago is an international hub.

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It is.

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Yeah, bring somebody out and have them go about 20 minutes in. Huh?

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And then we'll just have fun.

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Maybe limit that if you need to.

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Yeah, bring somebody and give them absolutely no warning what this is about to be.

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It will be a delight forever.

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That would be a miserable time.

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Ooh, first date?

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Oh god.

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Tinder date, maybe?

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Maybe that's what we should do.

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We should do a policy wonk singles night.

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And then all of our followers will breed.

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I don't know.

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I wouldn't phrase it that way.

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So speaking of people who deserve to breed.

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Terrible transition. Terrible transition.

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That's the worst one in history.

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I want to back up out of it.

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That's the worst one in history.

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I want to back up.

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Oh boy.

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Just hey, I want to give a shout out to a couple new donators.

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We're thrilled to have them on board.

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Our first new policy wonk. What's going on out there, Manuel?

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you for joining up.

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Welcome to the fold, Manuel Noriega.

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Although I assumed you were dead.

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This one I can confirm is not Manuel Noriega.

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This is an old time bud.

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He's a freezing pointer sister from way back.

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Oh, wonderful.

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Thrilled to have him on board.

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Also thrilled to have this next person on board.

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What's up out there, Maya?

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I'm a policy wonk.

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Thank you very much for joining up.

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Oh my god.

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I can't begin to describe how much I love your poetry.

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Oh, I thought you were going to go with the R&B sensation, Maya.

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No.

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Who sang the hook on Ghetto Superstar.

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That Maya Angelou would endorse our podcast.

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National treasure.

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Not just endorse it, but become a policy wonk.

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Yeah.

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Truly, truly inspiring.

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In many ways, we are podcast laureates.

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Don't look at me.

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Don't look at me.

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No, no, no. I was going to let that sit there.

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I was going to let that sit there.

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No, I am sure you get that bit all the time, Maya,

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but we are grateful for you, the person you are,

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and not you, your name.

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And if you'd like to become a policy wonk yourself,

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you may do so by going to knowledgefight.com

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and clicking the support the show button.

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Also, we had a great time going back in time

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on our last episode, back to 2011.

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Yes.

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That was wonderful.

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If you'd like to send us somewhere in time

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to find out what Alex Jones was doing,

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you can do that there as well.

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And just so you know, if you had a button sent to you

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and you sent me a picture of how terrible I am

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at mailing things.

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Terrible.

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Because it turns out you can't just put buttons

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in an envelope and just send them into the ether sphere.

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Can't.

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I have resent those and you will be pleasantly surprised

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to find they are taped to shit.

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Reinforced envelopes.

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Same envelopes.

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You're not going to be able to get them open.

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Same envelopes.

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I just wrapped them in packing tape.

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You're going to need a scissor.

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And that is a nice transition.

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Oh, God damn it.

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Accidentally into this out of context drop from Alex Jones.

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And then they could sexually mutilate her.

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I mean, I wouldn't want that to happen.

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I'm saying, you know, to follow more extreme Islamic beliefs.

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Just, you know, have her genitals cut off.

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There's some scissors right there.

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I mean, I'm not for that.

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I'm not being extreme.

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I'm not the one doing it.

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Oh, but I'll be attacked for this.

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You can believe it.

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That was just weird.

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That was just gross.

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I just got some scissors right over here.

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Yeah, I don't know what he's trying to achieve.

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I don't know.

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That confused the hell out of me.

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Furthermore, why does he have scissors?

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What is he doing with scissors nearby?

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Probably just opening up bottles of super mail.

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Doesn't his staff keep scissors away from him?

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They know he's a danger to himself.

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They're those little stubby ones from elementary school.

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Oh, that's good.

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Yeah, the dull scissors.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So today, Jordan, we are back in 2015.

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Wonderful.

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Engaging in part 15 of my investigation

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into what the fuck happened to Alex Jones back in 2015

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to get him to sign up with Donald Trump.

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Right.

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Our last one we did, we made no progress

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in terms of Donald Trump.

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But we did discover that Alex Jones

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is firmly in support of Russia and Vladimir Putin.

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Very much so.

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A scary amount.

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In the last two months of 2015,

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he has not changed his position from,

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look, I like what Trump says, but I don't trust him.

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That's what he said for a very long time now.

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And that's where we begin.

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That's where his head is at

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at the beginning of today's investigation,

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which will cover October 7th to October 11th.

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He does not trust Trump,

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because Trump is perhaps a billionaire fronted by,

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or, you know, a front.

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He's a con man.

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A front for a consortium of Russian elites.

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Yeah, mob.

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Mobbed up.

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He literally just says mob.

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All of those things, yeah.

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But he does trust Putin.

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Yeah.

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Who shares no...

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No mob ties.

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No, none.

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No.

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He's not, he's definitely a trustworthy man.

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Absolutely.

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He shoots straight from the hip.

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He doesn't wear a shirt sometimes.

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Exactly.

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It's amazing.

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Doesn't get better than Alex.

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For those of you who don't follow us on Twitter,

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you should check it out.

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I posted a picture of Alex Jones

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from this last Sunday in 2017.

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He broadcasted without a shirt on.

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Really fucked up.

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Yeah.

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I don't know why he did that.

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I don't know why not.

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I don't know.

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So we start on...

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Think about how much better Wolf Blitzer's show would be

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if you just saw Wolf Blitzer shirtless on the...

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You saw those pecs?

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Yeah.

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I bet he's swole.

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That would be fucking hilarious.

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I bet Wolf is swole.

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He looks like Master Roshi from Dragon Ball Z.

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That reference missed me.

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Oh, yeah, it does.

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Anyway, we start on October 7th, Jordan,

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and if you recall, on October 6th,

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Matt Drudge was in the house.

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Yes!

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And I will say that a good portion of the stuff

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that I cut out is Alex Jones replaying clips

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from the Drudge interview and talking about

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how important it was that he had Drudge on his show.

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Just rubbing his belly the whole time?

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Uh-huh.

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I had Matt Drudge.

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What have you had?

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Exactly.

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I got some scissors right over here.

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To make up for cutting that out of the episode,

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I just have this, which encompasses everything

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that Alex really wants to say about Drudge.

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I mean, it's sickening how much I like Matt Drudge,

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because it's so refreshing to somebody that gets it all,

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understands it, and is a fellow traveler,

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to use the communist term, but in a libertarian way.

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We're taking it back.

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I mean, I have to be honest and say

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Matt Drudge is the coolest person I've ever known.

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I mean, it's undoubtedly, hands down,

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he's helped us more, he's helped the country more,

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he's done so much good, it's sickening in a good way.

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I'm going to skip this network break.

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I just can't help it.

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No more.

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In a few weeks, we're doing the tones for the satellite anyways

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and the TV stations.

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That's not been done yet,

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so I can't ever skip a break again.

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Nope.

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Under contract.

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I can't do it, so just enjoy it, folks,

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because it's about to all end.

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Is he getting a phone call?

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I love the ramshackle ability.

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Let's go to the end of the internet.

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It's already happening.

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It's the end of the internet.

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End of the internet.

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He does.

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He just straight up gets a phone call

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and looks at it like, ugh.

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God damn it, Terry, stop calling me.

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Someone who is not Matt Drudge is calling.

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I like how he doesn't seem to own any positive adjectives.

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He just uses his regular ones and then just sickening,

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but it's good.

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But positive.

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He said Trump is evil, but in a good way.

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Trump is a monstrous pedophile, but the good kind.

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Wait, what?

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Also, Matt Drudge is the coolest person I've ever met.

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That's got to be tough news for Joe Rogan,

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Charlie Sheen, can't think of the other celebrities

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that hang out with Alex.

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Linklater.

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Sure, Linklater.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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You've got to take that as tough news,

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because all the things that Drudge is doesn't seem cool.

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I don't want to...

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I'm trying to think of a cool thing about him.

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The hat?

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He used to wear that fedora hat.

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He used to be...

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Okay, that's not very cool.

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He's rich.

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That's not bad.

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That's kind of cool.

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He has a condo in Miami.

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Oh, that's super uncool.

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Bienvenido ami ami, says Matt Drudge.

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That's the headline that the Supreme Court

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is not going to let me post in the future.

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Why did you leave me hanging like that?

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I don't know what to tell you about that.

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Oh, my God.

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That was a struggle.

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I had...

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I was going all the way back to Will Smith.

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I was like, wait, is that part of Wild Wild West

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or does he do more than one song?

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Different song.

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Does he do more than one song?

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I'm going to Miami.

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All right.

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Anyway.

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I heard the rainstorm.

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Nothing to mess with,

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but I can't feel the drip on the strip.

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It's a drip.

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Ladies half dressed, fully equipped.

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Screaming out, Will, we loved your last hit.

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Can't remember the rest.

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All right.

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Now let's fight.

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Live show, September 9th,

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Dan maybe doing a little bit of karaoke.

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I could also sing the entirety of Wild Wild West.

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I could also sing the entirety of Wild Wild West

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acapella, which I will do if someone donates.

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Not good.

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Don't.

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No.

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I am putting a freeze on all donations

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until Dan refused.

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So on the show, the body of the show,

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there's a bunch of hot bullshit on the show.

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And the first thing is Alex has an interview

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with Harry Dent, who is the economist who keeps

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saying that...

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That's Harvey Dent.

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Oh, okay.

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Sorry.

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The economic collapse is coming.

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Yeah.

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About a month ago.

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My gold.

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Yep.

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He's into that.

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He's also part of Bain Capital,

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which was the company that Romany was involved with.

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Two face.

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Yeah.

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Oh, Bain.

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Shit.

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There we go.

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There's so much Batman.

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It's all there.

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Holy shit.

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And Batman.

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Rappaport.

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That's right.

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Oh, man.

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We figured it out.

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His studio isn't in Austin.

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All right.

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So he's on...

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A month ago on the show,

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he said that the collapse was going to come

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and here is his updated prediction.

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And it involves...

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The collapse coming within days?

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Nope.

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The pope.

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Oh.

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The next chart's a very interesting one

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and I've shown it before and I've added one dimension.

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It's called the papal visit omen.

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The pope only seems to come over here

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at the top of bubbles.

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So we look back at the last major peaks,

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which I also call a megaphone pattern.

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Higher highs.

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Each bubble takes us to higher highs

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and each crash takes us to lower lows.

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That's why I've been saying on your show

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now for several months that the next stop on the Dow,

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probably late next year, early 2017,

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is like 5,500 to 6,000.

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And by the way, let me just stop you.

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Let me have to hold you a little bit past 33

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if you can do that because this is so important.

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But you're a scientist when it comes to economics.

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That's what you did for Bain.

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That's what you were taught at Harvard.

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You've got a great mind.

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Obviously, you're one of the best out there.

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We don't obviously know why they come at the peak,

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but that's what I said myself

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without even knowing you had this papal chart.

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I'd miss this one.

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It seems like popes come over here

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because I went and looked right before a crash

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and right before global upheaval.

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They'll do these big Western tours,

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and so it's not a good omen.

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And you look at the chart, it's dead on

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that after a pope comes in 99, 2008, 2015,

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it drops right after as a scientist.

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It's all for you, Alex.

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What's happening here?

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Well, you know, when somebody's going to do a tour like this

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when people feel the best, you know?

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And so this is a time where this could happen

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and everybody wanted to happen,

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so I think that's probably the reason.

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Of course, this is not the reason I did it.

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So he's here to scoop offerings.

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Huh?

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So he's here to get offerings.

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Yeah, yeah, and it's a good time to do it.

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The pope is here to get offerings.

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That's what the pope does?

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Yeah, and that's a pretty interesting theory.

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He has two data points that they're drawing from,

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2008 and 90.

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I love an economist who is like,

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well, as you can see, there are these highs

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and then there are these lows

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and they keep getting higher and lower.

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And you're like, maybe it's unregulated capitalism

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causing these bubbles and busts.

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He's like, no, it's the pope!

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When he visits, all bets are off.

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It's a bad omen.

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The pope?

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Is that part of the Chicago School of Economics?

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The papal omens?

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If that's what they're teaching at Harvard,

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we gotta rethink a lot.

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I remember reading Freakonomics.

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They made a follow-up called Poponomics, I believe.

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I believe in statistics this is what is known as

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an inadequate set of data points

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because in 1965, Pope Paul VI came,

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and there wasn't a crash in 65.

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Pope John Paul II came to the United States seven times.

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He came in 1979, 1984, 1987, 1993, 1995, and 1999.

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None of this is...

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All of those crashes.

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I remember every single one of those.

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None of this is covered.

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I wasn't even born for half of those,

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but they are burned into the public consciousness.

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But yeah, Benedict came in 2008.

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He got that one there.

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That's true.

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Also, no, the crashes happened in 2007.

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So the papal omen, he wasn't even getting offerings this time.

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Benedict XVI came in April of 2008.

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New theory.

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New theory.

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That's when Nazism started spreading

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throughout the United States.

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It's possible.

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And this is where really dumb economic theories

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keep spreading throughout Alex Jones' guests.

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I don't understand how anybody takes any of this shit seriously.

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He literally has two data points.

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That's it.

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Right.

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And he's like, oh, this is a trend that I've...

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This is a graph that I've shown lots of people.

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I love that he has it.

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No one been like, what are you doing?

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I love that he has a chart, too.

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He pulls up a visual aid.

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And here's when the pope visited, so as we can tell.

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Also, you know, balls shrivel up on cows.

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Sure.

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Be very afraid of Catholics.

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Yeah.

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When the pope visits, they will drink the balls of your cows.

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That's just how that works.

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Undoubtedly.

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They're the chupacabra of cow balls.

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Exactly.

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So, I mean, Alex has these dum-dums on his show

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and allows them to scare his audience

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with these idiotic predictions.

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But you know why he does that?

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Because he likes to play that game, too.

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Oh, of course.

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He likes to make these terrible predictions.

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And here is one...

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Terrible predictions are fun, though.

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Yeah.

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So he has a clip that he plays of Obama,

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who's going to take away guns and stuff like that.

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Right.

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This is right after there was that shooting in Oregon

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and Obama gives a speech about how we need to be

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as committed to our principles

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as the people who won't give an inch on gun control

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are on theirs.

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Right.

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Alex has kind of freaked out about it

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and makes a terrible prediction.

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About this issue, as folks on the other side

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who are absolutists and think that any gun safety measures

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are somehow an assault on freedom or communistic

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or a plot by me to take over.

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And stay in power forever or something.

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I mean, there are all kinds of crackpot conspiracy theories

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that float around there.

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Some of which, by the way, are ratified by elected officials

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in the other party on occasion.

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So basically he's saying you're a conspiracy theory,

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crackpot and ratifying these theories.

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You know, he is going to graduate up

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to the secretary of generalship of the U.N.

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or the head of one of these big mega banks.

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That's what he says he wants to do.

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That's what Tony Blair has gone on to do.

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That's what Clinton's gone on to do.

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That's what Clinton has said he wants

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as the secretary of generalship, but he's too sick.

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Obama can now get, globally, a lot of these Muslim countries

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to vote for him.

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That's over a billion people right there.

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Is that how the U.N. works?

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You get all the liberals in Europe to vote for him.

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This is about the government.

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I'm sure that's how it works.

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Yeah, and that's how...

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Yeah, the U.N. works like that.

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You get Muslim countries to vote for you

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and then you become the secretary of generals.

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And that's how big banks choose their leaders, too.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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Will Muslims vote for you?

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Here is Goldman Sachs.

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Now, admittedly, Obama's only been out of office

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for eight months at this point when we're recording this,

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so we don't know.

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But all indications show he's not made moves

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to become the secretary general of the U.N.,

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unless you ask Larry Nichols.

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See, now...

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Unless you ask Larry Nichols.

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Now, Dan, everybody knows that the regular U.N.

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is just a front for the secret U.N.

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Shadow U.N.

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Shadow U... Shadow... Shadow one.

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Shadow man.

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Yeah.

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The dark U.N.

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Okay, so Jordan, this next clip,

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I'm sorry to skip along so fast,

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but I'm excited to get to this.

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Let's do it.

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So I want you to not talk over this

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because we need to study this clip.

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This clip is fascinating to me.

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I had to scroll back and listen to it a couple times

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because it's...

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I describe it as the anatomy of a bad comedy segment.

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Like, he's trying to do something funny.

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Okay.

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His support staff isn't playing along,

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and so he's trying.

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He's trying to get some juice working,

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and it's not going anywhere.

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Not going.

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Gotcha.

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This is probably about two minutes long,

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and he just bails at the end,

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and the bail is spectacular.

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Okay.

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So here we go.

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By the way, did you guys find the Skeksy I wanted?

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Cue that up before I get into the serious news.

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Actually, folks, Hillary is not sick.

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She doesn't have six months to live.

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Like, some folks are getting ready to report.

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Was I supposed to say that?

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Oh.

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She's fine.

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She's doing great.

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In fact, this was her just yesterday.

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She was on the campaign trail,

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but she dropped by a friend's house

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and was having just some cocktails,

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some tea, some crumpets with some of the friends,

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and they were discussing someone else running for office

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and taking the scepter from her,

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but she stood up to them in a very, very dramatic way.

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If you're not a TV viewer, I will narrate some of this,

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but it's just a plush Democratic facility, the House,

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you know, the Democrats on average

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would have six times the money of Republicans in Congress,

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filthy rich off all their insider deals.

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So I want to cut in here real quick.

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I didn't plan to.

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This is not a great bit so far.

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He's vamping really hard.

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Yeah.

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He's trying to build this up a lot.

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There's clearly a video from The Dark Crystal.

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Oh, of course.

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That he wants to play at pretend artillery.

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Yeah.

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That's clearly what's going on.

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The people behind the scenes are not playing the video.

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He's like, all right, got to keep describing what I think

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will make this funny to the point where even, spoiler alert,

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they don't play the right video.

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But even if they had, this is such a long walk to get there.

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It's torture.

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That it would ruin the joke.

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Oh.

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So anyway, here's how it doesn't work out.

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I think it's wonderful.

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But they class warfare all day against anyone who has money.

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So here you have it, ladies and gentlemen.

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This is the amazing footage smuggled out by the incredible

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folks at Project Veritas, James O'Keefe.

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This is the footage.

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And you're going to see Joe Biden.

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Joe Biden discussing with Obama the fact that who's going to have

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the dynasty, the Obamas or the Clintons.

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And they're marching in to see her on a couch.

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She's not sick, but she was laying on a pillowed couch,

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just relaxing her feet from being out on the road and shaking

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thousands of hands in between saying, who cares about Benghazi?

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Who cares about emails?

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

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So here is Hillary Clinton.

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Hillary Clinton, again, laying on the couch with the Democratic

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supporters that love her.

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They're beautiful people.

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Some of her girlfriends are there as well.

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You can tell the girls by the little bows in their hair.

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So let's go ahead and go to this footage.

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You can see it if you're a radio listener at mfullwars.com

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forward slash show.

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Here it is.

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I have gone further than anybody that I'm aware of in American history.

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Now that's not a long history because we haven't had emails that long,

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but as long as we've had them,

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I've gone longer and farther to try to be as transparent as possible.

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Nobody else has done that.

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Let's continue here.

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Let's get into the serious news.

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Russian jets intercept US creditor drones over Syria, officials say.

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So that wasn't...

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Somebody...

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Look, Buckley got punched at the end of that show.

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That wasn't audio of Hillary Clinton talking over video from the dark

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crystal.

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That was just a clip of a Hillary Clinton speech.

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Alex does this two minute set up for what he thinks is going to be...

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This is going to be a dunk.

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Out of nowhere.

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Plays the wrong clip.

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Yeah, you're totally right.

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Un-fucking-believable.

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During the break, he had to have been screaming.

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Oh, absolutely.

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How dare you leave me out to dry like me earlier.

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Oh, yeah.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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You didn't...

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Look, one thing that I've learned from doing a lot of standup,

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is draw out the set up as long as humanly possible.

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Sure.

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Brevity is not the soul of wit.

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No.

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Stretch it out.

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Be as boring as possible.

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And, if you can, do not at all hit the punch.

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Not once.

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And then immediately pivot.

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And then just never happen.

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Pretend that's what was supposed to happen.

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Like, that's gorgeous.

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I won't be doing any standup at the live show,

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but I will just be reading that line for line.

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Just word for word.

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And then we'll start the show.

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When I talk about Alex Jones being incapable of humor,

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that's what I'm talking about.

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Yeah.

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Because he, even if it had gone perfectly,

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it wouldn't have been funny.

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But, if you have any chops,

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you should be able to try and bring some funny

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into the middle of it.

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Oh, man.

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Spice it up a little.

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It's embarrassing.

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Hillary isn't sick.

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Doesn't have six months to live.

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Right.

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Oh, was I supposed to say that?

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Alright.

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Okay, Alex.

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Alright.

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She's fine.

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She dropped by a friend's house for cocktails.

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We all know that's a thing that she did.

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Sure.

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She's discussing her successor.

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She refused.

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She's too strong.

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She's too amazing.

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Obviously, Democrats are far richer than Republicans.

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It's class warfare.

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They hate the rich.

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Sure.

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That makes perfect sense.

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Joe Biden's there.

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Do you like that Joe Biden's just there?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, why wouldn't Joe Biden be there?

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Well, because it's part of Larry Nichols' narrative

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that Joe Biden is angling to try and take over her spot.

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Right.

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That Obama can create a caliphate and be the king of Muslims.

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I think the people who should be most angry about this is Project Veritas.

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Yeah, why do they get dragged into this?

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Because even they aren't this bad at doing sick.

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It's like, guys, we commit crimes.

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Yeah.

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Hold the fucking phone.

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We are full of fraud.

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Yeah.

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But don't bring us into this.

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Don't make us part of your terrible bit.

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We are not a part of bad comedy.

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That is one line we do not cross.

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Project Veritas means truth.

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Hmm.

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So in this next clip, Alex gets a little racist and then he talks about boots, which is fun.

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Continuing here, I always get disgusted by racial stereotypes and racial comments spewed

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and pushed incessantly by racist black people and then media statements by mainly white

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people that blacks can't be racist.

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Nope.

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And this is a real culture of enslavement that they've been pushing.

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Wow.

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To say the least.

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I mean, it's true slavery.

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That's not rhetoric there.

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Wow.

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That anybody who wants to be successful, anybody who wants to just associate with everybody,

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anybody who wants to own a company who's black is a sellout.

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Anybody who dresses nice is a sellout.

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Anybody that's got a nice car, unless they're a drug dealer, is a sellout.

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These are the stereotypes that the Klan and others put out to suppress black people, and

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now blacks have accepted it all because they follow MTV and the very culture that wants

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to destroy them.

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It's the hip-hop.

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Mm-hmm.

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That's what it is.

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I mean, you don't think some redstone's out dating black people, do you?

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Or, you know, the clip you know.

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What?

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But they're sure pushing all this death culture on black folks and everybody else picks it

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up thinking it's cool.

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Oh, well, that makes sense.

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It's like picking up a hanger and pulling the pin.

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The University of Pennsylvania professor, Anitha Butler, called presidential candidate

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Ben Carson a coon.

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I've never even heard a white person use that term, but I've heard a lot of white people

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use it for claiming that people have the right to display Confederate flags on private property.

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All right.

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There it is.

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That's the one right there.

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Yeah, that's strong.

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That was a barrage of bullshit.

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Yeah.

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Un-fucking-believable.

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It's not nearly done, either.

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You can't just say, that's not merely rhetoric.

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This is true slavery.

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Yeah.

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Do you mean?

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Literal?

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Like the actual slavery?

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Yeah.

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Why would you use that as your comparison in this?

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Oh, I think it's obvious.

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Rhetorically, to use his own word, it's dumb.

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It's very dumb.

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Anyway, let's get through the end of this clip because he has, like I said, he has some

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thoughts about boots that he somehow weaves into.

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Sure.

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Well, I mean, that's just a fact.

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You can fly swastikas, you can fly Chinese flags, you can fly a McDonald's flag, you

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can fly an Easter Bunny flag, a gopher flag, a Caddyshack flag, I actually have one.

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I mean, yes, that's because I'm racist against golfers.

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I actually have all of those flags.

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Kill all the golfers?

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I'd go to jail.

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The golfers!

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Anyways.

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Comedy.

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It continues, if only there was a coon of the year award, Professor Butler, when these

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people push racism, tweeted in response to another tweet linking to Sports Illustrated

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article in which Carson was quoted defending the right of NASCAR fans to fly Confederate

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flags.

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Well, that's because he's educated, not an ignoramus and not a class warfare person.

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He knows the Confederate flag means a hundred different things.

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I mean, if somebody appropriates Doc Martens, who's a Nazi, does that mean someone wearing

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punk rock boots is a is a Nazi?

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No.

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Most people wearing them aren't a Nazi.

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A lot of them are.

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Oh, man.

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You know, when I was in high school, I wore all sorts of cowboy boots, tennis shoes.

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I was ignorant.

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I heard some punk rock music.

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I liked some of it, didn't like most of it.

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But one time I was at the shopping mall and bought a black parent.

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And I had like cute punk girls coming up to me wanting to go on a date.

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I had women that liked it, but I also had like white supremacists coming over, you know,

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saying, you know, are you 88?

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You, how Hitler and also had like other skater people plug or you were racist.

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We're going to beat your ass, you know, stuff like that, just not knowing what these symbols

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mean.

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So.

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So that's all the political correctness around that.

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But then meanwhile, you've got black people parading around.

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I was going off the Doc Martens because they mean a lot of different things.

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And just because somebody's ignorant about it doesn't mean you got to panic banning Doc

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Martens.

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Those banned Doc Martens in school.

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That's true.

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Yeah.

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Got it.

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What?

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Got it.

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All right.

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Doc Martens.

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Yes.

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Gonna fuck.

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Mm hmm.

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Gonna be asked if you're a Nazi.

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Mm hmm.

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Gonna get your ass kicked by skater punks.

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Yeah.

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Also, sorry that there was some jumps there.

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Some problem with my recording.

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I don't know what happened.

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There was a little glitchy.

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Basically, all that got cut out in those was him saying that some 16 year old girls wanted

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him.

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So we got the point of it.

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Yeah.

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Over 150 16 year old girls wanted him, if I recall.

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Well, and here's the thing I want to say about his logic.

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He's technically right.

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You know, like, I guess having a Confederate flag doesn't make you a racist and wearing

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Doc Martens doesn't make you a Nazi.

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There's heavy overlap, though.

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You know, that's the thing he's just discounting out of whole cloth.

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It's like the sets of people who have Confederate flags, the percentage of them that are racists.

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I'm gonna go with 90 plus.

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Whatever it is, I'm not sure if it's that high, but I'm sure it is.

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I'm gonna go with 90 plus.

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Whatever the number is, it's statistically relevant over the general population.

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In the same way with Doc Martens, it's statistically relevant.

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There's more Nazis who wear Doc Martens.

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Not all stereotypes are true, and I don't think people should be judged on those stereotypes,

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unless you have a Confederate flag, in which case you're a fucking racist.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna go with the burden of proof is on the defendant in that particular instance.

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Interesting.

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Yeah.

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Interesting.

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So, speaking of interesting things, on the last episode, Alex Jones said that if he had

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a gun to his head, if he was being approached by a shooter that asks him if he's a Christian,

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he would lie to him and say that he wasn't a Christian.

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And we pointed out that that is wildly against scripture, that Jesus and the Bible very clearly

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say that if you denounce me or you pretend you don't know me, I will pretend I do not

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know you in front of my father.

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And we were also told that that whole thing is a myth perpetuated by Christian propagandists.

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Certainly.

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At least the Columbine one, for sure.

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The part where, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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But be that as it may, on this episode, the October 7th episode, Alex gets a caller who

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tells him what we said, basically, that you are way out of line saying that you would

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deny Christ.

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Yeah.

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And Alex is really fucked up.

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Sweet.

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I can't believe you would say that.

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And Alex is like, look, you're right, you're right.

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Sorry.

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Sorry.

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Well, I'm glad he took ownership for it.

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The call is long, so I don't have anything from the call.

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But he, in the end, is like, look, I'm so honest that I'm even honest about my lying.

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That sort of thing.

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It's like, nice save.

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Sure, sure.

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Nice save.

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But then he says this, which I think is incredibly telling.

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His next clip is something that I don't think he knows what he's saying, because he's making

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some of our arguments for us.

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Oh, that's nice.

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This is literally us being mirrored out of Alex Jones' mouth.

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Well, that's awesome.

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It's super bizarre.

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Listen to this.

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We get to do this for free.

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But listen.

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And so you're absolutely right, and I just get up here sometimes in a fever of news and

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information.

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That's why I've said many times, I hear rebroadcast all the time, and here's stuff I say that's

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wrong or that I don't agree with or where I misspoke.

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Yup.

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There's a reason they have teleprompters.

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There's a reason they script stuff, because other people will stick their foot in their

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mouth more than me.

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But you're absolutely right.

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God bless you.

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I appreciate your call, sir.

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Great call.

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One of the reasons he has that tone, as he can tell, is he is an African-American gentleman

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on the other end of the phone who's preaching, teaching him about what Christianity is about.

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But yeah, I listen back to tons of his episodes and hear things that he says that are wrong.

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I hear a bunch of times that he says things that he misspeaks all the time.

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The only difference is that he's blaming, like, look, everybody else would screw up

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more than me.

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I don't have a teleprompter.

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We don't have a teleprompter.

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I think we screwed up way less than him.

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I mean, factually, probably.

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Also, this game he's playing where he's like, I misspeak and stuff like this is actually

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a really generous version of it, because the truth is that he's lying.

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It's not that he misspeaks.

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He's legitimately and intentionally lying about what people are saying, what liberal

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causes are.

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If you are on the right and caught red-handed in a lie, you will absolutely say you misspoke.

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There is no way that you will be like, oh, yeah, you're right.

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My bad.

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Thank you for introspection, Dr. Jones.

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No, thank you.

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Oh, that actually works really well.

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There it is.

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Except I'd have to be talking to his dad, who's a dentist for the CIA, because Alex

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Jones does not have a doctorate.

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As opposed to Indiana Jones's dad, who has a PhD in medieval literature.

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Indeed.

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Good trivia.

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In case you're out at the bar.

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Jordan, I would like you to put the mic down for five minutes.

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You're on timeout.

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Yep.

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So we're done with October 7th.

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There's not a whole lot more in there we need to get to.

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Nothing else we have to squeeze out of that chestnut.

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We move on to October 8th.

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And this begins a stretch of time where Alex Jones is doing a ton of impressions on the

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show.

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All right.

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I think he's trying to put together a reel.

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I think he wants to get on SNL.

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Good.

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I don't know what's going on, but he does long impressions.

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And this is the first one.

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I think it's supposed to be an impression of Hal from...

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Space Odyssey?

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Yes.

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Okay.

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I think that's what it's supposed to be.

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Folks, we can beat them.

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Do you understand that?

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And that's what they're freaked out about in Congress.

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It's why they've had CNN, MSNBC, the White House, all of the media matters.

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Every week I'm sent clips where they go, stop following Alex Jones.

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Stop doing what he says.

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Stop listening to his talking points.

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You're discrediting yourself, Republicans.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Stop it.

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Please stop.

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Please stop.

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Let's work this out.

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You really don't want to do that.

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Dead on.

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I tell you, you're going to lose, if you keep doing that.

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I'm invincible.

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invincible. You can't raise the debt limit when you raise it. I'm the most transparent

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Secretary of State ever. I am a globalist British intelligence operative of the Combined

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World Government Compact of Bilderberg 1954. I was assembled at the Council on Foreign

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Relations on Pratt Street, New York. My creator, David Rockefeller, taught me to sing this

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song. How is this still going? I don't know. Daisy. Daisy. Daisy. Is he dying? I'm sure.

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They can die just like that. It can be over just like that. The minute you realize they're

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the enemy. The minute you realize they hate you and your family. The minute you break

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your conditioning and decide to not be a slave. I think that the Daisy thing there has to

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be some code we don't know. I think he's trying to give a message to the boys back home or

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something like that. I don't know. That's code. There's no way. That's lunacy. No, it's

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the song. Daisy, Daisy. What am I love? I don't know the fucking song. I'm not a member

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of the 88s. You don't know David Rockefeller's songbook? Is it similar to Harry Connick Jr.?

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Build Me Up Buttercup. And Can You Woo Woo Woo by Jeffrey Osborne. That's the one. So

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this next clip, we don't need to get into anything other than that being a fucked up

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weird. This next clip, we start a hierarchy of things. Alex Jones likes ranking in this.

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Are we going bottom up or top down in this clip? We were, we learned that Alex Jones

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likes something more than the rant he's in the middle of, which is delightful. This is

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really weird. Is he doing a top Caitlyn Jenner, the stunning, stunning hero and Kanye West

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and all these stupid stunt artists. I mean, who cares? Kanye West, his stupid wife, his

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stupid dad, all these stupid people. I mean, I'm going to throw up. This is the false culture.

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They just vomit all over us with a stench and then go, oh, it's so good. I mean, they

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could, I'll tell you, they could have a trend to go out and run ice picks of their eyes

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and take their tongue and slice it off and just slip there and just go, and then the

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liberals would go, or like have some like potbelly pedophile stumbling around, you know,

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going, oh my gosh, so wonderful. And everybody would fall out and worship it. I mean, I just

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can't take it anymore. It's so alien. It's so sick. It's so degenerate.

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Listen to that guitar. That is so good. Let's just crank that up for a moment.

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You can just have some potbelly. Turn that guitar up with my headphones.

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Listen to that guitar. So we learned that the thing that Alex Jones likes more than

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the thing he's ranting about is anything else. He just, it could never be more clear that

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he's just filling time with random non-sequiturs from his like catalog of villains. Just pop

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belly pedophile. Listen to that fucking guitar. That's Randy Rhodes. I would love it if every

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time there was a guitar, he's just like Randy Rhodes right there. Oh boy. So that is one

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part of the hierarchy. I'm guessing he would never reference Prince's brilliant guitar

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making. Certainly not. Guitar making? Guitar playing. He's a race-baiting guitarist. This

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guitar is race pimping. That's true slavery. So in this next clip, we find out what Alex

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Jones likes even more than not Randy Rhodes playing guitar. And we should all be concerned.

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Hasidic Jews, they say Israel shouldn't even exist. I'm not getting into that debate. Yes,

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I know Jews can live in peace if they're not political and follow ancient Judaism in Iran.

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I know all that. The point is, can people get this? Israel's wrong. Iran's wrong. Turkey's

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wrong. America's wrong. Who's not wrong is Russia. They didn't start any of this. Syria

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didn't start any of this. And they said they want to take down Syria before they take down

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Iran because Syria might respond during an Iran attack. No, they're not. And they've

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been giving up their chemical weapons. They did not give up their chemical weapons. You'd

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think that if you just watch Russian television, though, if you just watch Russian media, you

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would definitely think that. I mean, you could describe using them as a sort of giving them

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up as if you don't have them anymore. We're giving up this Faygo right now. Oh, I'm giving

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it up to the ghost. Pouring it out for a Juggalo. For the great Malenko. Yeah, so that's deeply

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troubling and continues our trend that we're seeing of Alex Jones being incredibly pro-Russia

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and pro-Assad, which should be a big red flag for what we know ends up happening in a few

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months after this point. That should be disqualifying. Look, I don't want to pull any sort of like

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American nationalism or anything like that, but if you are a politician or an aspiring

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politician and you're like, Syria's right, then it's like, no, no, no, you're out. You're

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out. Get a giant, get a giant little cane and just pull them off by the neck. Yeah,

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exactly. Yeah, do a little soft shoe. Yeah. So earlier, Harry Dent was on the show. He's

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talking about how the Pope is going to bring an omen or that was on the day before. Excuse

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me. About how the Pope is going to bring an omen of doom. Alex Jones wants to talk a little

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bit about economic collapse, but he wants to tell you how he's right all the time. And

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he pretends, even when he's wrong and misspeaks and listens back to the show and realizes

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that what he said was not true. Well, what's interesting is in this clip, he pretends that

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he's only ever made one prediction about financial collapse, which is great. How dare you associate

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with Alex Jones? Ooh, you'll be demonized. The conspiracy theorists that, that said the

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financial collapse would probably start, uh, this, uh, you know, winner a couple years

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ago and he's dead on now. And the one that said that the Pope would call for world government

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now he's done it.

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And the guy that said, I mean, we're just covering reality here. We told you forced

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inoculations were coming. They haven't. That's in the news. I'm going to get to that. We

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start the next hour. So it's all coming up before we go any further. We are offering

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three specials right now that are unprecedented 10% off all of the propure G2 water filtration

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systems.

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I kept that in to confirm that we no longer have big Berkey in the house. We have Pro

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Pure now, which I don't think is the same company. Uh, but be that as it may like just

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in the time that we've been covering, Alex Jones has shifted his prediction about economic

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collapse at least three times. It started in the summer and then once a month he pushed

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it back to the fall and then now it's the winter. He's pretending that years ago he's

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like the collapse is going to come and the winter of 2015 and guess what? It didn't.

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So it did not. It absolutely did not. So all this is wrong. All it's, it's, it's factually

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wrong this time. It's intellectually dishonest for him to say that, Oh yeah, I've been right.

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I've been right. I'm just talking about reality here. The Pope called for world government.

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Really? Uh, force vaccines are coming. They're not. Nope. So you should still learn how to

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hide your guns from violent criminals. You should. That is true. And you should get fucking

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vaccinated. Uh, be that as it may. I think I've made my position clear on vaccines pretty,

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uh, pretty much from the jump. Here's something you don't fucking know. Uh, on the eighth,

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on October 8th, I feel like I just got forced inoculated with some truth. Yeah. Larry Nichols

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dropped by the show on October 8th and I didn't keep his clip in, but he tells Alex that he

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almost died because of some shots. And they're real serious business. It's like, dude, you

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got lung cancer. Don't fucking blame shots. Don't blame shots. He has lung cancer. And

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in the fucking video that they play of him, the documentary, he's smoking a cigarette.

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That's fucking fantastic. Look, I mean, if you've already got lung cancer, fucking smoke

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them if you got them. I don't disagree with that and I'm not judging anyone for their

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choices, but if you want to talk about how X did Y to you in terms of health and you're

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smoking cigarettes with lung cancer, maybe it's on you. Maybe you are really unhealthy.

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You could blame it on the, and I'm drinking Faygo. I'm saying that to you, Larry Nichols.

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So I think that Larry Nichols is probably in the clubhouse for worst dude I've ever

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heard of. Uh, like even worse than Alex Jones. I think Larry Nichols sucks way harder. He's

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not great and we need to call him back at some point cause I have the, the list of questionings

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questions is just piling up. Yeah, I should call him back. But here I still got him in

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my contacts list. That's good. Just give him a text. It's probably a house phone. I think

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it's probably a house phone. We know that. Um, so in this, in this first clip of Larry

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Nichols, he continues the info wars tradition of making a shit prediction. Uh, and that,

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but it's actually kind of phrased delightfully. It's like a down home, uh, all shocks kind

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of a phrasing for a prediction that sucks. Get ready folks. Barack Hussein Obama is no

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more planning to leave the white house than I plan to be a duck. Matter of fact, I'll

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probably be a duck before he leaves the white house. He is doing everything in his power.

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He is setting up his circle of power. Now, remember when I told you Netanyahu, what Netanyahu

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told me? Benjamin Netanyahu told me that as a part of the Iranian deal that Obama was

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setting up what they were negotiating what with ISIS, they were setting up a unified

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Islam, a unified caliphate. Yup. I'm sure as we all know, many, you know, Sunni and

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Shia Muslims are getting along great right now. They can't wait to team up under Obama.

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Wait to team up under the guy who has personally led to bombing and murdering so many of them.

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So here, here are the beyond that, the problems with that 30 seconds of Larry Nichols. Like

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first no more planning to leave the white house than I'm planning on becoming a duck.

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He is not a duck at this point and his prediction has not come true. So he is, he is honor bound

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to now become a duck. He has been taking a lot of shots and I think we all know what

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they lead to. Ducks, duck people, duck people. That's what it is. With sad duck billed faces,

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sad human bills on their face. And that's why we need to lower taxes to get these bills

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off of our faces. All right. I love that. Like I love that unfrozen caveman lawyer aspect.

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Now your honor, I am no more guilty than my client is planning to be a duck. I'm just

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a simple unfrozen caveman lawyer. It's folksy. And that's the reason that Larry Nichols gets

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away with this bullshit. That's because the people who are old racists here and be like,

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now I'm not, he doesn't want to become office like I want to become a duck. Now let me tell

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you that the Iran deal is about negotiating a caliphate. It's not. It's about making sure

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Iran doesn't get nuclear weapons and giving them their money back that we took. Yeah.

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So all money we take is our money, Dan. All right. Civil, non-civil asset forfeiture. International

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asset forfeiture. Violent forfeiture, if you will. So Larry Nichols on this show, he comes

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in, he does some more Muslim baiting, but, uh, the, the way he does this, his big narrative

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that he's coming to pitch on this episode is super weird. And Larry Nichols has completed

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his transformation, not into a duck, but into a fear chain letter. Your grandma might say,

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okay, excellent. So here's this, uh, ridiculous bullshit. It's about his friend who is a mechanic.

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Keep that in mind as it starts. Now Muslims are no more fit and to work together than

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my mechanic is fit and to fix my transmission. He was detailing one and it for a Pakistani

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dealer owner that owns three major dealerships. And when he was cleaning the car, he opened

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up the glove box and out fell an ISIS flag. Now folks, that black flag is a war flag.

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Do you hear me? That's a war flag. We're proud to be in Muslim. It's not what that is. We're

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conquering you. We're going to chop your head off flag. It's a war flag. It's it's a, it's

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a hobbyist, um, Al Qaeda flag. No, it's not Alex. That literally happened yesterday. And

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uh, with your permission, I'd like to explore it a little more. How problem is going to

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buy a car with our government. It's risky. It's risky for the people that saw it. You

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know that there's that flag right there. Uh, it's dangerous, but they're here now, Alex,

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they're here now. And Obama is working to set us up as a caliphate caliphate. He goes

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on to say like, this is happening and the government won't do anything about it. It's

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like, cause this is an urban legend. This is nonsense. This is a gossip story. What

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is, all right. Why are you keeping your flag there? That's one question. One first question.

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You are a member of ISIS hiding within the United States, a successful owner of three

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major dealerships, right? Right. And you are brought down. Yeah. And you're brought down

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by, Oh shit. Even though I know I'm supposed to carry my ISIS flag all the time. Right.

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In case I need to what, chase down another car and I raise it like the skull and crossbones

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above my, yeah. In case someone thinks you're set tripping, in case someone thinks that

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you're like, you go into ISIS territory or something and they think that you're not ISIS,

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you pull out your flag. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I just, just like a, when you get pulled

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over by a cop in the South, you just open up the, I'm sorry. Uh, I don't have my registration,

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but I got a little bit of this battle flag. Oh, one of them Duke boys up again this time.

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You go along now, Bo. My name's not Bo, it is now. Uh, yeah, that's the stupidest fucking

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story I've ever heard. And let's imagine a scenario where, and it's, it is true. I don't

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care in the same way that Alex would defend and I defend someone's right to have a Confederate

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flag or something or something that's distasteful. Some flag that is distasteful, right? Like

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Doc Martins. I sure I'm fine with it. I don't care. I don't think having an ISIS flag proves

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that you are a part of ISIS. Right. Case in point. Uh, the house my friends had when we

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were 18 covered in ISIS flag. No, but we had a flagpole out front and we had a P O W M

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I a flag. None of us were in the service. True. So there you go. I don't know. You know

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what I'm saying? Like it doesn't mean anything. Right. And this isn't true. There's also that.

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Okay. Larry Nichols has no details and just, it's just grandpa fear gossip. I had a flagpole.

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Uh, and what we would do is we would steal other people's shorts, khaki shorts, and then

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raise them up to the top of the flag. That's what we used to do at camp. May have been

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a Nickelodeon show. I am not sure. That's what we used to do at Camp Onawana. We hold

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you in our heart and when we think about you, it makes us want to fart. I love when I make

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a reference that I only halfway know and then it turns out you are all in. Oh sure. I remember

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when I used to hang out with donkey lips and Budnick. Can't remember the girl's name. Kinda

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want to go back and watch Salute Your Shorts again. I did it like five years ago, maybe

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ten years ago. Holds up? No. Doesn't hold up? No. In the same way that Pete & Pete doesn't.

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Stop saying it does, all you dorks. What about Saved by the Bell? How's that going? Oh, that

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show is terrible. Even the first one. This show sucks. It's kind of fun to go back and

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watch and be like, what is, this is, like, it's a fever dream. Yeah. It's like a hallucinogenic

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kind of show. Uh, I mean not in the sense that there's trippy things. It's just like,

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this is, this writing doesn't make sense. Right. This plot is no way. I remember being

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a huge fan of the one where they go, where they all become lifeguards on the beach. Sure,

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there was a whole, like, uh. When they were Baywatch, when they were Saved by the Baywatch.

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That was like a whole couple episode arc, I believe. Yeah. It was fantastic. Because

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Leah Remini was on. Yeah, that's right! Yeah, she was like, her dad owned the beach club

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that they went and worked at or something. And he was a squat fat fella. Probably. Anyway,

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he's not squat or fat, but Larry Nichols probably owns a beach house. I don't know.

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They get into a conversation about, uh, just, you know, the state of the world. Alex ends

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up advocating for something that I never would have thought I'd hear him say on air. This

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is something that, like, it's hard for us to get surprised listening to Alex, but this,

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this clip legitimately surprised me in, in how it ends.

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Stage rights, not videos where you can find the new film that Larry Nichols is in. Breaking

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down a way to take the country back via the States. I wrote an article that Drudge Link

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to that went real viral. And I was proud of the fact a lot of constitutional lawyers came

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on the broadcast and said, no, we've read your plan. It's actually what the founders

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talked about, uh, in the decade after the country was founded because the country almost

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broke up a few times then that, that they could just have the States or the feds got

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out of control, pull out of the federal government and then reconstitute the federal government

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once it was back under control. So I'm not saying secede in Texas to become our own Republic.

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I'm saying we need States to secede and go, look, we're seceding from an illegitimate

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occupied federal government run by foreign interests.

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I never would have thought I'd hear him legitimately just straight up say that States should secede.

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Yeah. That's pretty far. That's pretty, that's,

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that's, that's out there even for Alex. I think so. I think so. Yeah. Um, I don't know.

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I feel like Alex is leaning towards secede. Like it's the unsmoking thing at every, at

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the end of every sentence that he says, like all of our country is being run by globalist

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pedophiles running there to, we should succeed, but we should, you know, there's probably

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something to that, but at the same time overtly saying it is kind of weird. It is kind of

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weird. And I, I don't, what article was he, what

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article is he talking about? Where in constitutional lawyers say that the founding fathers wanted

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you to secede. He's talking about a conversation that he

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had with constitutional lawyers. Oh, okay. I thought they came on the show

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and they said, cause he linked to an article. I don't know. I didn't look it up. I don't

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know. I don't believe it in the same way that I don't believe he's only made one prediction

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about financial collapse. Right.

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So I just, there's listening to this show, there's so much that I have to just say, well,

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it's clearly not true. And then just move along. I have to choose my spots because otherwise

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one episode would take a month to do and then our fans would get really pissed off. But.

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But as long as the episode lasted about a month, our fans would be great.

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Yeah, I guess so. If we recorded in real time while I researched, that'd be a terrible show

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and it will not be what we do live. Just a 384 hour long episode.

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I'm in. Let's do it. Marathon. So in this next clip, Larry Nichols says something that

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also surprises me a little bit. Uh, it's troubling. I mean, what do you think it means when Matt

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Drudge, the biggest guy in media, when it comes down to one person is at my office.

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I mean, can you imagine the meeting, the three hour meeting we had? I mean, people, this

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is real. Uh, that's all I can tell folks. It's real. And remember, I helped Clarence

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Thomas with his little problem with Anita Hill. Yikes. So did you just call that a little

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problem? You know, I'm just telling you guys, this, this is not a scare tactic. This is

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real. It's not, uh, I don't like the idea. I don't know. I also, that's the grossest

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thing I have. If you young ins out there, uh, Anita Hill, uh, very obviously was sexually

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harassed by Clarence Thomas when she worked for him. Oh yeah. And uh, the right wing attacked

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her aggressively mercilessly to the point where years later, even Clarence Thomas's

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wife left a voicemail for her, uh, that was demanding an apology. Uh, and uh, she thought

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it was fake and called the FBI, found out it was real. And uh, uh, Clarence Thomas's

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wife was like, I considered it an olive branch. I was trying to, okay. All right. All right.

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You guys are crazy. You better give my husband a public apology or I will murder. It was

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an olive branch. I was trying to make nice. I was trying to start a dialogue. You always

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negotiate from a position of straight up murdering. And from what I understand, I haven't looked

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into this in a long time, but as I recall, the Clarence Thomas situation with Anita Hill

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was what caused David Brock to become a liberal. That was what made him be like, Oh my God,

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there is so much like back room evil, uh, character assassination going on of this woman

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who's just, you know, saying that she was sexually harassed and she absolutely was.

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And uh, it gave us that famous line, who put this pube on my Coke? So something good came

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out of it, I suppose. Also Larry Nichols didn't, I don't believe that he hung out with

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Clarence Thomas in the same way. I don't believe he was talking to Bibi Netanyahu. I don't

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believe any of that shit. Also, we talked over it a little bit, but in that clip was

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the first time that Alex Jones gives up that Matt Drudge was talking about Clarence Thomas

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because he's like, uh, Larry Nichols brings up Clarence Thomas and Alex is like, don't,

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don't give it away. You just did. You dick hole. You could have just pretended it was

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a non sequitur. He doesn't give up the secret sources. Gives them all up. Never. So I'm

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just going to say it. I got that information from Donald Trump Jr. I'm just going to say

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it. Look, we, everyone knows we can just come out with it. Cernovich's sources. It's Donald

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Trump Jr. He pimped out Cernovich even. Oh, so good. So that's the end of Larry Nichols

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and that's the end of October 8th. Still no development in terms of Trump. Nothing. Just

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a load of bullshit. Oh wait, I forgot. We have something big we have to talk about.

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Uh, Nope. Nevermind. Wrong day. Wrong day. Wrong day. Alert. Alert. Here we go. Sorry.

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Don't look at me like that. Was that, was that your how 9,000 impression? It was. Uh,

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so this, uh, we get to October 9th and there's only one clip to play, but something to discuss.

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Okay. So I'll play the clip first. It's another one of Alex Jones's big impressions. This

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one's supposed to be Dracula. No one's coming after your guns. Two plus two equals five.

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Don't question us. Sleep, sleep or count Dracula saying to Von Helsing, come here. You have

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a strong will for one who has only lived one life. Come here. And they're saying there

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is nothing happening. There are no open borders. There is no world government. The dollar is

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not being devalued. There are no armored vehicles or cameras. There is no police state. There

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are not 40 million illegals pouring into the United States getting free healthcare. That's

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not unfair. Do not do not awaken. Trust us. There is no organization in power. Power does

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not seek power. You are becoming sleepy. My dear lay in your bed. Open your nightgown

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and show me a neck. Is he still talking to Van Helsing? I mean, this is truly them panicking.

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Yeah, that's what it is. Is that what that is? Yeah. Is that them panicking? Yeah. That's

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insanity. So on the 9th, I don't have any clips of these things because they aren't

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worth it. He's mad that there was a yoga class that didn't allow white people in. I don't

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care. I just don't. I don't care at all. No, Dan, it's the hot take economy, Dan. You got

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to have a take. I don't have a take. You got to have a take. Oh, fuck. I forgot to get

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this clip. That sucks. That sucks. This one was big. He literally says when an executive

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fights checks and balances, that is a dictatorship. I would love to throw that clip right in his

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face right about now. But anyway, the big thing that's going on is that Barack Obama.

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Hussein Obama, according to Larry Nichols. Pardon me. We can neither confirm nor deny

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that it is his middle name. Ipecac pajamas. So there was a shooting in Oregon a couple

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days before this, a little bit before. And Obama is going to meet with the families and

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going to pay condolences, whatever. Like a human being. Like a good president. That's

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something that a president would do after a tragedy. You know, if you were a good president,

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you would want to be a symbol to the nation. Even if you're not necessarily running everything

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like a dictator, you are still a symbol of the American conscience and the American spirit.

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And so if there is a horrible national tragedy like this, you should be there to make sure

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that everyone is together. Everyone realizes what's going on and everybody decides that

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it's time to fucking fix it. Or you could go on TV three days later and defend fucking

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Nazis. You can do one or the other, Dan. You can do one or the other. It doesn't matter

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which one you choose, you're still the fucking president. How is he still the fucking? There's

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good. All right. There's good and bad. There's good and bad on both sides of that. All right.

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So I'm so mad. Well, listening to Obama be amazing is only even what, like I was really

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pissed off at how much, uh, unsanctioned murder he was doing. Sure. I was really mad at that.

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But God damn it now, if I just don't want us to bring it back, sure. Bring back Obama's

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because, because Trump is so much worse, so much worse on the murder front, so much worse

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on literally every front 100% of the fronts. Totally. There is no, there is zero upside

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to Trump being president. Unless you're really rich and then theoretical tax breaks are coming.

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Even that is not happening. Doesn't seem like it. No, there is no upside. Well, I suppose

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if you're an oil exec, you do get to own the national parks now. That's good. That's good

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enough. So you're a climate denier. I guess you do get to do whatever the fuck it is you

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want now. You calm down and have that cigarette. I'm not calm Dan. I just, we just heard Obama's

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voice and it triggered me. It was like, Oh, do you remember those Pollyanna times when

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all we had to worry about? I got triggered Dan. I'm sorry. You're getting hot. I'm sorry

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Dan. You need to calm down. Okay. So this isn't going to make things better, but Paul

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Joseph Watson is in town visiting. Fuck you. We're not listening to him. Okay. But the

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two of them have a nice little chat and I realized that the two of them do not like

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each other. You can tell by their body language. Uh, they seem to be miserable being in the

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same room. Uh, he is not laughing at any of Alex's jokes. He is just sort of looking like,

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Oh, this guy, which I agree, I kind of agree. Uh, so they presented as Obama is going to

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Oregon to feed off the deaths, to go feed off the souls of the dead. And that makes

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sense. That's great. But here's the thing. If you really think about it, there's nothing

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Obama could do that would win in this situation. Cause if he goes, that's the narrative they're

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going to use. If he doesn't, they're going to use the argument you just used that why

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wouldn't he's the president? How could he, how could he be so heartless as to not show

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up at the shooting? Well, what the, the victim not black enough or something like that. That's

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the narrative they would go with if he didn't go. It's a complete trap. If you hate somebody

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that much, there's no, there's never going to be a win. It's a propaganda trap. And the

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only thing to do in that situation is ignore it. And I'm glad that most people do. Yeah.

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But Alex Jones sends Jakari Jackson and Joe Biggs out to Oregon and they're ramping it

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up as like, there's going to be a protest. The Obama, you're not welcome here. Stop trying

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to exploit these deaths and stuff like that. He's saying there's going to be 10,000 people

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there, which turns out is based on a Facebook event. So good reporting. Good job. It turns

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out there's more like a couple hundred and they're at a place that they think Obama is

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going to land at. They don't know. He doesn't end up landing there. And it's just Joe Biggs

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and Jakari Jackson walking around talking to people with Info Wars shirts on. Good deal.

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One of them talks through a trach tube, like a microphone and a trach hole, which is a

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great interview. Uh, another one is a young guy with a Hillary for prison shirt and they're

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all from out of town. They all came in to say, Obama, you're not welcome in this town.

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And it's very weird to me. It's very strange that you have these people speaking for that

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town because of their hatred of Obama. Anyway, it's terrible. The audio is bad and uh, there's

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not much, not much going on with it, but it does, it does merit mentioning because of

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that damned if you do damned if you don't think that they set Obama into and the fact

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that they spent money to fly fucking Biggs and Jakari out there for nothing except trach

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guy. Trach guy is pretty cool. They should have, they should have had to drive out there

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or ride the rails like a, like an old Bing Crosby comedy, like have an adventure. Yeah,

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exactly. So also Jackson and Biggs on the road. Come on. I would watch that travel log.

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Uh, travel log. I think it would be fun. Also, Alex Jones and Paul Joseph Watson, very aggressive.

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We minimize rape. Uh, and I've saved you from having to listen to that, but it bears mentioning

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just because those dudes suck. Uh, so that's the end of the ninth, uh, which is a Friday.

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No show on Saturday and we get to October 11th, which is the, uh, the last day we're

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going to be covering. This is a going way too fast. I don't know what's going on. We're

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only at an hour. Doesn't it feel like it's been more? Yeah, this is weird. We have covered

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a lot. Are we in a time warp? I don't know. I feel like we've been dicking around. I feel

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like that too. What is going on? How many clips do you have? We're, we're on clip 16.

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How are we on this many clips this fast? It's been an hour and nine minutes only. That's

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bananas. Something is wrong. Nothing's wrong. No, it is. I just checked the time. Yeah,

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it is eight 31. I feel like we're in a wormhole. Right. I'm going to make these last clips

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last I guess vamp. Uh, so, uh, on October 11th, Alex Jones, uh, wants to, uh, I don't

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know what he's doing here. I gotta be honest, not entirely sure what the agenda is, but

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he says something that I do not agree with about a celebrity. Also see if you can guess

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who the celebrity is before he says his name. They supposedly committed $5,000 of vandalism

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in LA five years ago. Mario Lopez. He's arrested and going to be extradited to California,

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but the illegals can create just huge amounts of crimes. So hold on. Roman Polanski? No.

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Okay. That's a shit argument that he's making, but also I want you to try and guess who the

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celebrity is. Apparently they committed $5,000 worth of damage in Los Angeles and then fled.

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Oh, Mark Wahlberg. No. Okay. Two more guesses. All right. Uh, wait. Mark Wahlberg or Mark

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L. Wahlberg, the game show host. Uh, I'm going to go, I'm going to go for the rare twofer,

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dad. Okay. They did it together on the set of the antiques road show when it came to

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Boston. They threw down and blinded an Asian dude. Exactly. Uh, no, that is not correct.

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Um, celebrity Charlie Sheen. That is incorrect. Here we go. I'm getting trouble. Randy Quest.

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You said that Hollywood lawyers and others had swindled him and that they were basically

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killing stars after they'd robbed him. Well, I don't know if he's telling the truth. He

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comes off as credible, but I know the inside of Hollywood and I know I've been told the

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exact same thing about some of the biggest stars out there. That's a great, that's great.

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Randy Quaid comes off as credible. He comes off as very credible, comes up as a lunatic

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whenever he does those grainy youtube videos from his RV looking like a homeless mountain

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man. Yeah. Star killers out. No, that makes sense. He sounds credible. So he did break

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up some stuff and he did cause some property damage. But the bigger issue that he got in

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trouble for was that he and his wife, uh, defrauded an innkeeper in Santa Barbara by

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using an invalid credit card to pay a $10,000 bill. So they committed fraud, right? Uh,

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they eventually appeared in court. A case was dismissed and they paid most of it. Uh,

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and uh, they got three years of probation in addition to 240 hours of community service

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for it. Didn't they flee the country though? They ended up fleeing to Montreal a little

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bit later. But before that, in September of 2010, Randy and his wife got charged with

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burglary after they spent five days occupying the guest house and a vacant home they used

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to own. They claim, God dammit, if that isn't a behind the music Hollywood situation where

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you're like the good times were right around the corner after independence day and then

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the fall. Then they were squatting. Then they were squatting in a home they used to own.

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They claimed that the home was wrongfully transferred to a third party by the use of

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a forged signature. Warrants for their arrest were issued after they failed to appear in

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court and as a result they forfeited their bail. And then they ran to Canada where they

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were arrested for their outstanding warrants. Uh, they sought protection under the Immigration

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and Refugee Protection Act in Canada claiming that they feared for their lives because of

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these star killers. Of course, of course. Uh, they, uh, stuck around. Uh, but in 2013

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Canada denied Randy Quaid's request for permanent resident status. Oh, then, uh, he, you know,

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he lived in Montreal, but it was briefly arrested for not checking in as a non resident. Of

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course, something you have to do in Canada and America. He was an illegal immigrant.

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Yeah, he was. Uh, then he crossed the border into Vermont and was detained by U.S. Customs.

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Of course. A few days later he was released. If you're Randy Quaid or Janice Quaid, why

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do you think you can get through customs without them noticing you? Hey, it's that guy. Hey,

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it's, one, again, loved you in Independence Day. Sure. Amazing. Yeah, you played, it was

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very real. National Lampoon's family vacation? One hundred percent. Sure. Awesome. I am gonna

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have to arrest you, you fucking idiot. A few days later after he was detained by U.S. Customs

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he was released and allowed to remain in Vermont without conditions. Though, he is still subject

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to arrest should he travel to another state. Should he travel to another state? He's stuck

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in Vermont. Wait, is there, is Vermont okay? It's probably Bernie Sanders letting him off

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the hook. That's what I would guess. Bernie Sanders pulling some strings. Yeah, Bernie!

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I know! It's the Starkillers, they're coming after me too! I understand you! Yeah. Seems

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credible though. He seems credible. Yeah. Which is right in line with Alex Jones' thinking

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because look at all these shit. Also, that was my Hal 9000 impression. Seems credible.

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So look at all these shit predictions he's allowed to be said on his show already just

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in this episode. There's so many of them that he, all these people, he deems them credible.

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Larry Dent himself. Larry Nichols. All these people. Now we get to add one more to that

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list. Okay. Here's Leo Zagami. Oh, Leo Zagami! We're back on the papal omen! No, not quite.

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He wants to talk about how there's a gay lobby in the Vatican. I cut out all that stuff because

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I don't really care and his Skype is terrible. Okay. But here he comes in the clutch with

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a shit prediction. How is it going for Pope Francis? Is it going well? Is it going bad?

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What's the next big shoe to drop? I'm giving you a world scoop. You are about to hear a

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world scoop. The Pope will resign next year after his visit to Argentina. Why? Okay. That's

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big because two years before the scandal started five years ago, you said a Jesuit Pope would

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take over and mention two men and one of them this Pope and said they'd use the pedophile

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scandal to take over. That then came out in mainstream news. So you've been proven right

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many times. No, you're saying world scoop. Are you predicting this from the tea leaves?

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This is inside sources, two different inside sources. One from the secretary of state of

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the Vatican, the other one from the Knights of the Holy Sepulcher saying that the Pope

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will use the visit to his home place. I mean Argentina to make in a way preparing the way

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for he's coming back to Argentina because apparently he doesn't want to reside after

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in Castel Gandolf or in the Vatican. He wants to simply retire in Argentina. So that prediction

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did not go through. Isn't that like if I recall, it was bananas that Pope Benedict resigned

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instead of just dying as Pope. Yes, that was massive. Yeah. The idea that two Popes would

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resign back to back seems wackadoo. Well, the premise that he fleshes out as that clip

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goes on is that the Vatican is trying to turn the Pope into a position as opposed to like

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a lifelong thing so they can shuttle people in and out. There could be multiple living

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Popes and then eventually there'd be a council of Popes. You know, that's actually a really

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interesting time in the Catholic Church when there were multiple Popes fighting against

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each other because that's just one of those beautiful things where like, come on, you

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guys know that your religion means nothing. What are you talking about? You guys seem

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really silly to all of us. This is bullshit out of the gate, man. Oh, I'm the secret Pope.

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I'm the dark Pope. Alex does think that there's a black Pope. Yes. He does think that there's

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like Vatican assassins and shit like that. Oh, absolutely. So he already thinks that

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there are multiple Popes. Who cares? Well, he saw that movie with... The Order? Yeah,

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he saw The Order. Yeah, he thinks there's sin eaters. Oh, man. That movie is terrible.

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I love that movie. I kind of agree. It was like a secret. It was like a sequel to A Knight's

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Tale. It had the same cast. Shannon Stossaman. Shannon Stossaman. She's the one, man. She's

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the one. Except in that 40 days and 40 nights when our man Josh Hartnett makes her orgasm

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with a rose petal. That was before Hartnett became a good actor. I don't know if he ever

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did. Did he become a good actor? Hollywood homicide. Okay. No, he was... Harrison Ford.

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What's the one... What's the TV show? No idea. It's a good one. No idea. I lost track of

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Josh Hartnett around then. Penny Dreadful. He was in Penny Dreadful. He was amazing in

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Penny Dreadful. Very thrilled for him. It was her show. Oh, okay. Stossaman? No. What's

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her... God damn it. I don't remember anybody's fucking name. I don't know. The moment I need

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to remember a name. I got nothing on this. It's gone. So this whole investigation, this

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2015 investigation, is entirely about trying to figure out where Alex Jones decided Trump

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is cool. And for the time that we've covered, he has not really talked much about Trump.

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Yeah, we're on how many months now? It's October, so we're in close to five months. We started

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in June. So yeah, we're close to five. And in these last three or four days that we covered,

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he doesn't really talk about Trump much. It's not like I'm picking and choosing stuff. Right.

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But on the 11th, he does... Is there like a larger context? Because if I recall this

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entire time... Oh, you mean what's going on in the world? Yeah. Yeah, everyone's talking

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about Trump. Exactly. This entire time, every single day, is some dumb Trump shit. Everyone's

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talking about Trump ad nauseum. Yeah, it is. And Alex is being weirdly restrained. Right.

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And that was the thing. He's too busy talking about how great Russia is. He got billions

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and billions of dollars in free ads because everybody was just like, look at this silly

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dumb fuck. There's no way that he's going to be... Oh shit, he's the nominee. Well look

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at this silly dumb fuck nominee. Thank God we got him. So our other most hated candidate

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in history will finally become fucking president. Nope. Nope. Because of the complicity of your

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dumb fuck media. Thanks. Thanks guys. Yeah. Thanks CNN. Thanks New York Times. You guys

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did it. We've been over that. I'm glad MSNBC fucking hired Peggy goddamn Noonan. Crazy.

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You know, the greatest conservative columnist of our time. You're getting hot again. You

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might as well have fucking hired David Brooks. Oh wait, David Brooks still has a fucking

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job. How is any of this shit possible, Dan? I don't know. Dan, we live in a weird funhouse

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mirror of a world, right? That's what's going on here. I think the time warp must have happened

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and we're in a different dimension. That must be what's going on. It's so weird because

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like the stuff that they are doing, that they're actually successfully doing is absolutely

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destroying the earth. Like the stuff that they can do in secret, like they're getting

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rid of all the regulations. They're getting ready to sell off our national parks. They're

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getting rid of all of these, like the EPA isn't even allowed to use the words climate

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change anymore. Like they're killing us. But all of the big stuff they're failing at so

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spectacularly that you're just like, well maybe we can get through this. Like maybe

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we can, maybe we actually can get through this. Trump should be fucking... They're failing

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that large stuff spectacularly while they succeed in the important stuff that is dangerous.

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They're killing us and we're not going to be able to... And it's a lot of damage you

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can't undo. Right. Well and just like Obamacare, you're not going to repeal that. It's just

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too, it's too big and it's actually too effective. It's not effective enough but it has helped

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so many people that you're not going to take it back. The same thing is true of a lot of

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these regulations where they got rid of them and it's not going to be like our next president

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is just going to go and they're back on. Nope. That's not going to happen. It's going to

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take years upon years upon years. Because a lot of them took years in the first place

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in order to implement because business interests are so strongly against them. Even though

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they save lives and protect the environment and shit like that. And make it a better environment

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for the businesses to work in long term. Yeah, everyone wins. You just got to save people

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from their greedy selves. Yeah. So anyways, Flint still doesn't have clean water. Thank

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God for getting rid of EPA regulations. I can't understand the just sincere level of

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sociopathy and the worst part is I can't understand how it is we don't have the ability to focus

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long enough to act. We all know Flint is a nightmare. We all know this. We've all known

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this for forever. There was a time where it was such a huge push to do something that

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the internet actually focused for a fucking week, Dan. A whole week. The internet focused

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for a week and it didn't do a goddamn thing. What would it cost to fix the pipe infrastructure

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in Flint? Like a couple billion dollars? I don't know. Probably something like that.

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Probably more like 500 million. Something like that. Well let's assume Alex Jones, like

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he likes to say, has a billion listeners. They could fix Flint. They could just all

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chip in five bucks. Let's fix it. I think that's overly simplistic. But even worse,

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that's the worst thing. All of these GoFundMes for surgeries and all of this shit. No, we

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shouldn't be... But this isn't a GoFundMe. No, that's what I'm saying. This is direct

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action being taken by... And you know what? If we had a billion listeners, you'd bet your

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ass that's what we'd do. Right. Well, of course. But we don't. But it's wrong. It's wrong to

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do that. It really is. That is the whole point of having a federal government. Free market.

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Free market. That's the whole point. Free market. Chance the Rapper donated so much

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money to the Chicago public school system. It was amazing. Unfortunately, that's just

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a way for them to be like, oh, well see, it's all about donations. It's not that we actually

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have to fund the fucking school systems here. That's one argument, but the other argument

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is you can't rely on these lofty principles of the government should be taking care of

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these things in an emergency. And so if there is the possibility to, like Chance the Rapper

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giving money to these schools, it's an emergency. And that's the right thing to do if you have

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the resources to do it. I agree. And he is... In a perfect world... I'm in love with Chance.

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All those things would be taken care of in a perfect world, but because they're not,

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sometimes... It shouldn't need to be a perfect world to have functioning fucking public services.

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Otherwise, why even have a federal government? Perfect world is an expression. And now you're

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sounding like Alex. I know. I know. No, but that's... But the whole point of us paying

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taxes is so we can go to schools. So we have roads. If we don't even have a functioning

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system in place to actually do any of this fucking shit, then we're... What's... I don't

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know. All I'm saying is Texas should secede from the union. But just... Until we get this

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fish sorted. But just... You know how that works? That's the message. Yeah. Yeah, you

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know how that works. So... You know how states can just secede and then we're like, all right,

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come on back in. Constitutional lawyers say that. Yeah. I guess. So... It's the founding

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father's plan. Let's get back to this. Get in, get out. Alex finally gets around to something

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about Trump here on the August... August? October 11th show. Uh-huh. And it's a little

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surprising, but only in as much as it's not surprising at all. There is an Associated

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Press article, an AFP article. When you look at this, it's all like the same person wrote

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it. Donald Trump says sometimes he carries a gun, AFP. He does not. The revelation is

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likely to spark a backlash from advocates calling for dieter gun control after three

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separate shootings. As if Donald Trump worth $5 billion who has Mexican drug cartels saying

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they want to kill him. Del Chapo says, I'm going to get you. I hope so. Remember that?

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He goes out and gets a permit to carry a gun himself. He'd be crazy if he didn't. And then

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they act like that's alien and weird. That's almost as bad as saying mother or father.

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That's almost as bad as having tag. No, they banned that nationwide in the schools. Why?

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That's almost as bad as not advertising come to America. Everything's free. What's your

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people's problem? I'm going to predict... Don't you want to hire taxes? And you find

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out all these people pushing it like Peter Sutherland to the UN is basically tax exempt.

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Basically. But they sit there with a straight face in all these articles going, whoa, controversial.

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Did you see Donald Trump? He brushed his teeth this morning. Whoa, that's weird. He put his

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shoes on. I'm going to tell you one crazier. I saw him have a cup of coffee. Whoa, whoa.

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We all just go, yeah, that's what I mean. So he found out that Trump has a gun. I mean,

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Trump is probably going to need to start carrying a gun again because he won't have a secret

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service. I don't. Yeah, no, actually I'm glad you brought that up because I think the scary

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thing that's probably going to happen is militias. Oh, you think militias are going to replace

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the secret service and start protecting Trump wherever he goes? I'm not saying it's going

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to happen, but if I were watching a TV show and the development was crazy right wing nut

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ball president is in power, he loves the militias. He keeps saying positive things about them

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when he shouldn't be. And then in the next episode, the secret service can't protect

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them anymore because they've run out of money. I, I'm going to guess that episode ends on

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a dark note where the militia step in and like we'll do it for free cause we're keeping

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the oath. All right. That's a terrible prediction. That's an Alex Jonesy level prediction. I'm

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not predicting it. I'm just saying that it would be thematically appropriate. Our world

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is becoming a like a dystopian fiction. And so why wouldn't that happen? It was more what

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I'm saying. I mean, that would be so ridiculous. That would be so like you wouldn't help but

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laugh like it's a tragedy. What would you do? It's a tragedy that that could happen,

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but at the same time, really, you're going to get a bunch of fucking weekend paintball

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players to follow you around. I think you're underselling some of these militia types.

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I don't think I am. I think you need to look into these dudes a little bit. Uh, there,

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there's a lot of people in that world who are a lot scarier than we're giving them credit

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for. I mean, there are, there are, there are weekend paintballers as you're describing.

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There are, there are that contingent and then there are a weekday rifle guys. I don't know

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how to put it. So, but in that 20, 24 seveners, be that as it may, we don't know what's going

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to happen, but in that clip, uh, Alex Jones loves guns. And so you would think maybe finding

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out that Donald Trump has a gun is going to be what pushes him over. You know what? That

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actually does make sense. Alex Jones loves guns so much that he says everything irrational

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in the world in defense of guns. It would make perfect sense that this is the turning

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point. Trump loves guns to the point where he has one himself. Love this guy. I can trust

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him. What's interesting is he kind of does have a point at the very end where he is talking

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about the media coverage of him as, and I remember it being just as breathless where

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it's like, yeah, anything he said, Oh, look at this. He's doing this. That everything

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was true. True. So Alex has a fair point in that the rest of what he's saying is stupid.

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But yeah, that's all stupid. But that part is a fair point. And actually I don't have

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a clip of it, but in one of these episodes he does say that nonviolent offenders shouldn't

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be in prison. And I think it's our responsibility to give it up for him for that. That's a good

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point as well. Support that. Absolutely. He comes at it from a slightly different perspective

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than we do. Oh, of course. But at the same time, the end result is the same. That's great.

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So do you think that he has signed up with Donald Trump now that he has a gun? I, well,

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just the fact that you're asking me that question says no, because you're trying to fucking

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war games this thing. If this was the moment where you were about to reveal that we've

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figured it all out. Yeah. First off, I would assume that there would be balloons up above

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my head waiting to come down like in an election night. And second, you would be giddy. Like

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you would look at me with so much joy in your eyes. You would do the thing where you lean

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in, right? Right. You'd be like, do you think, do you think it's this? Do you think it's

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the gun thing? And, uh, I'm going to go with no. Well, let's see. Actually a caller calls

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in three minutes after this and asks him what he thinks about Donald Trump. James in New

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York city here on the air. Hey Alex, how are you? James from New York city. Welcome. Oh,

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are you from New York? Yes sir. Oh, great. Um, Donald Trump, is he the real deal? Um,

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the other question is a new world order, but if you can answer that first for me, Donald

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Trump, I have to judge a tree by its fruits and I think he's a politician. I think he's

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very slick. I like him as a person. He's very Americana. Um, I don't completely trust him,

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but it doesn't matter. The rhetoric he's putting out is what the rest of the Republicans wouldn't

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do that's popular. That's true. I support his message. Uh, and I think he might be a

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big enough egomaniac and I mean that in a positive way. That's what it takes to lead

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sometimes is again, uh, that he may want to be president instead of just being a shill

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for Hillary. I know he's been in deep with the Clintons, but I just have to give him

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the benefit of the doubt. But regardless, he's now the tip of the spear for what I'd

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call the tea party. And so they want to destroy him in name to, to try to hurt us. So we have

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to defend Trump while he's telling the truth while letting him know we're watching him

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very closely. So I think, I think that's the balanced approach to this. What do you think?

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I agree. I'm an old libertarian. Um, this is so frustrating. That's the same thing.

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Fucking, there's no progress. Shit or get awesome. Come on. So this is, this is ridiculous

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because we have to pretend there's progress being made when there's not. There's a couple

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things we can take from that. Uh, that was the first time he used the word Americana

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in terms of Trump that I've heard. Yes. Saying he's an Americana guy. Right. That's kind

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of big. And then also he says, I don't trust him, but that doesn't matter. So he's phrasing

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the same things he said this whole time, slightly differently. So there is warming, but it's

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still the same message. I like what he says. I don't think I can trust him. I don't think

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he's trustworthy, but like it or not, he's saying things that we have to defend. Here's

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a, here's a question. Here's a question. I suppose this would be a prediction for us

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to, for you to make. Um, does it, does it go from this like tepid half bullshit support

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to the instant full throated 1776 2.0 shit? You can't ask me that cause I know some things.

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I can't answer any questions cause I've listened to the next week or so of the show. Okay.

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I know some things that come down the line. I will say I don't, he's not gone full throated

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within that next week. That's for sure. I don't know. This is really starting to fuck

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with my head. I don't know what he's doing. Yeah. Really, really weird. It's super weird.

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Uh, and how delayed this is. This is the 15th episode of our investigation. That can't be

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true. It's nuts. That can't be true. This is just such so much edging. It's nonsense.

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It's driving me nuts and I'm mad about it now. I used to be like, Oh, this is interesting.

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Now I want this to be over. I want him to fucking support Trump already. Cause I kind

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of get why, you know, like I, I kinda understand why he's going to eventually. Yeah. You think

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we have all the major, we have all the major elements or when, when is the souffle done?

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Or we have the logical elements where the real reason is going to be something out of

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the left field. That's possible. I had a six hour dream and now Trump is 1776 2.0. We've

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already been over that. That's entirely possible. Yeah. It's just, I, the end result of this

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based on the months that I've listened to in the lead up, I know what's going to happen.

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The end result behind the scenes is going to be someone lies to him. Yeah. That's it.

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That is kind of the premise that we've sort of been operating off of, or at least the

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suspicion we've had for a long time is that it's Roger Stone lie. It could be anybody

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at this point. Yeah. I don't fucking know anymore. I have no bearings. Could be millennia

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gave him a handy J on this episode. They cover. She gave him a handy J on this episode. On

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this episode, four people have lied to him. That's true. Every single guest has lied like

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crazy. And he's just been like, yep, great. Now Alex has no intention of supporting Trump

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the same way. I have no intention of becoming a duck person. Indeed. So we have one more

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clip. That's a parting shot of Alex feigning humility in a disgusting way. I don't want

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to be the leader libertarian conservative movement because I'm so hardcore. I have to,

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I just cannot get up here and not tell you the truth. Go fuck yourself. Uh, so wow. Yeah.

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I don't want to be the, look, I don't want to be the hero Dan. I don't want to be here

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cause I'm so awesome. I don't want to be the Messiah. I'm too Messiah. It's a burden to

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be this awesome. I know. And I have to tell the truth all the time. Right? I have to.

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Oh, of course. I can't not. And when I'm wrong, listen, I call myself out for it. And I was

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really just right. Of course. I was so right that I was wrong. Right. Exactly. Yeah. No.

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Even when I lie, I am telling the truth. Everybody knows that two years later, even though they

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knew I was lying two years ago, it comes true. And I was like, see, I told you I wasn't lying.

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I never lie. Even when I do lie sneaky, I'm lying all the time. So it, but I'm a liar

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in a good way. Yeah. So yeah, you're a dirty fucking liar, but in a good way, it's a, it's

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a good thing. So we've come to the end of our investigation chunk and I'm, uh, furious.

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I'm very subdued furious, but, uh, furious nonetheless. Uh, I don't know, man. I look,

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this episode is only like an hour and a half and I apologize to our policy wonks out there

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who like long episodes, but to be fair, I'm thrilled because it's a week night. I think

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one of the issues, like, you know, if this, if this episode had happened two months ago,

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we would have really been able to tee off on all of this stuff. Oh sure. There would

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have been so many more clips because we would have had all these narratives that we've already

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gone over. Yeah. And this is just like, fuck it. Just like you said, this is so much edging.

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It's just, it's just like fucking fucking do it. Yeah. We got to figure shit. We got

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to figure some of this shit out. Something's got to break. Something's got to give. Uh,

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and I don't know cause the next, next investigation we're going to record is over the weekend

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and I might try to jam pack like two weeks into that or something. Yeah. Make up some

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fucking time. You know what? I want to go to another investigation. I want to find a

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new target to figure out. Not this, this same will they, won't they. This isn't fucking

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Dr House and Lisa Cuddy. I want to, and yes, that is my will they, won't they. Fine, fine.

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You know, a lot of people go with cheers, but that would make David Knight his Wilson

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from Castaway. No, Wilson. Dr Wilson from house. I never watched house. Sean Patrick

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Flannery. No, we know that guy. That's a Chicago comedian. Very funny guy. Great dude. Uh,

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what's his name? He's in a dead poet society. Who cares? Anyway, Sean Astin. No other Sean,

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Sean Scott. No, not Sean William Scott. He was not dead poet society. Shannon's awesome.

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guy who's not going to come. Uh, I don't know if he can even go anywhere. I've only seen

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him in an attic. Have you ever actually seen him move from that? I've never seen his legs.

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He could be a puppet. Couldn't for all I know. I have no idea. Okay. All right. He could

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be a puppet. Could be a creature from Sesame street. I'm starting to get an idea of who

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this guy is. Could you give me like one more thing about him that probably pisses me off

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the most? Um, no. How do you like that? Dude. I swear to God, if this fucking guy doesn't

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stop ruining this bit, I am. That was a no. That was a no. Listen up. That was an improv

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cardinal sin. Not even like I gave you nothing. You gave me nothing. Yeah. That was revenge

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for earlier in this episode. Do you know whose fault it is though? I know one guy. I know

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who should go fuck himself. There's a fucking muppet. Go fuck yourself, John Rappaport.

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Andy in Kansas. You're on the air. Thanks for holding. Hello Alex. I'm a first time

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seller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.