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Oh my goodness, look at that rabble in America, they own firearms, it's so horrible.

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We're already training them with the constant brainwashing and calls to worship Britannia

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and to hate our ancestral enemies, the Frenchs, oh the French.

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Yes ladies and gentlemen, we are back live and now for all of you Anglophiles out there,

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and prepare for the pain.

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The funny thing is we're trying to save the dumbed down British people, they are the attack

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dogs of the people that are soft killing them, and nothing against England, I mean I got

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a lot of English blood myself.

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One of my ancestors Gresham invented the stock exchange on record, the British family came

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over on the Mayflower, both sides, and the King of England is the sworn enemy of humanity.

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He couldn't stand the Queen of England, that's in mainland history books, because she was

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a nymphomaniac demanding sex up to 20 times a day.

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Oh you didn't know the Queen of England's husband was a Nazi?

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You didn't know his cousin, the star of the Bilderberg group was?

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If you don't wake up and say no, you deserve to die.

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And again folks, I've got extensive British lineage, so did George Washington, and he

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absolutely defeated the Transylvanian King.

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They're not British, they're not Scottish, they're not Irish, they're not Gaelic, they're

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not Viking.

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Prince Charles is the heir of Count Dracula.

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It's mainstream news.

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They act like the Queen doesn't run anything folks, she runs that whole country, she shuts

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down roads in England every day randomly to exercise her power.

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And everybody loved me doing the English accent.

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You don't have a snotty, shut up, do you hear that I have a snot nose?

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I am Piers Morgan my dear boy, go ahead now.

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I do not breathe through my snoot, my proboscis while I talk to you.

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I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

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The show is called 8 out of 10 Cats, and this is how our society is turning into a tyranny.

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Everything is now a big joke.

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The Queen of England has now joined with the United States and the West, and so the Transylvanian

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Queen knows which way the wind is blowing and can see that Trump and America are winning.

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Now she's coming in like the deuce-ex, the hero that comes at the last moment when the

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main hero is going to lose.

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Queen Elizabeth with this action has now become the Han Solo deuce-ex at the moment.

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Live from the UK, it's Knowledge Fight.

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Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.

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Knowledgefight.com, it's time to pray.

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I have great respect for Knowledge Fight.

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I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.

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Knowledge Fight.

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Dan and Jordan, Knowledge Fight.

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I need, I need money.

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Andy and Chansilis, Andy and Schan...

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Andy and Schan...

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Andy and Ch...

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Andy and...

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Andy and Chansillis, Andy and...

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It's time to pray.

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Andy and Chansillis, you're on the air.

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Thanks for holding.

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Hello Alex, I'm a first name caller, I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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Knowledge fight.

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Knowledgefight.com.

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I love you.

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And hello Manchester!

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And QED!

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What is up?

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Hey, I'm Dan.

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I'm Jordan!

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We're a couple of dudes who like to sit around, miss my cat Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.

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Oh indeed we are, Dan.

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Jordan?

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Dan!

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Jordan!

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I have a quick question for you.

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What's up?

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What's your bright spot today, buddy?

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Why don't you go first?

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My bright spot is DJ Danerkey.

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We do not deserve him.

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Yeah, he um...

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We do not deserve...

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He has made, just to let everybody know, he has made different versions of the theme song for each one of our shows.

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Listen...

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And we don't deserve that.

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We just don't.

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Danerkey is the best in the world, but they're not that different.

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Like one of them mentioned Scotland.

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Alright, okay.

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Let's undercut DJ Danerkey right out the gate.

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He heard that there were some people who said that the theme song wasn't long enough, and he took that to heart, and here we are.

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Three minutes.

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Yeah, you know what, a lot of people press the plus 30 button.

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Yeah, good luck.

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And you only have to do that twice, right?

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Normally.

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You're gonna have to do it a lot now.

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It's gonna be a long time pressing that button.

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Carpal tunnel.

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Clicking the go forward just to get through the theme song.

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But no, real talk.

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Great job, Danerkey.

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Yeah.

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Big ups.

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Incredible.

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What's your bright spot, buddy?

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My bright spot is, you know, we're living out in the UK on this trip, and it's the land of novelty candy.

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Or at least to me.

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I guess it's normal to you all.

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And it's great.

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I've been having some great Haribo varieties that I have not been able to get in the US.

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I've been enjoying a lot of Maltesers and...

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What's that?

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The crunchy...

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The rocks?

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The crunchies?

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The rocks?

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That honeycomb candy, the little rocks.

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The crunchies, the rocks.

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The crunchies, the rocks.

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The crunchies, the rocks.

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That's like screaming.

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That's like taking it into a bed itself.

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Something that somebody would lament.

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It was the crunchies.

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It was the rocks.

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The end of the movie is me banging on a hospital door.

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Let me out.

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The crunchies.

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I'm just gonna say that in regular.

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Ah, the crunchies.

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The rocks.

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Oh god, the crunchies.

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It's almost like a call and response.

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The rocks.

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The rocks.

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I think jelly babies can go fly a kite though.

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I'm not a fan.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Controversy.

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Out the gate controversial.

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Lost.

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Big takes.

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Lost the audience.

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Big takes coming from Dan.

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I am not a fan.

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I don't like...

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They're in the shape of babies.

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That's weird.

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I expect them to factor heavily into satanic conspiracy in the not-too-distant future.

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Do you guys have sour pops kids?

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We do.

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They're kids, not babies.

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There's a massive difference between that.

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They've had a chance to live a little bit.

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I don't know.

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In an atheist convention, where else are you gonna eat babies?

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That's a good point.

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That's a good point.

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Yeah, so I'm enjoying a lot of the candy and I think I'm gonna have some real trouble because

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I have eventually...

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I'm gonna have to come down off this cloud.

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Eventually I'm gonna have to go back to the US and I'm gonna have just our candy.

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I got into Manchester and immediately saw the sign that said American candy on a shop

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and I got furious because I'm like, I did not fly across the Atlantic for American candy.

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And then it comes...

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Does everyone know this?

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Someone told me it's a well-known fact that that's like a tax shelter.

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How the fuck does everybody know this?

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Or that nothing is done about it?

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Corruption, man!

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It goes all the way to the top!

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And that is what our episode is about today.

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American candy.

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Candy corruption on a stock.

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Willy Wonka's going down.

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Yeah, so Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.

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Interesting.

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Yep.

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We are gonna be talking about August 24th, 2009.

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What happened in 2009 again?

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I was about to ask you that.

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That's a good question.

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It's a fun game to see if you have any idea why that might be the date that we chose.

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August 26th, 2009.

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Nope.

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All right.

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24th.

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August 24th, 2008.

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Not sure it would make...

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What day is it?

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2009.

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2009.

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What was going on?

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The year is August 24th.

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The day, 2009.

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I was maybe, let's see, I was like 22 at the time.

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Happy birthday.

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So I was drinking.

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Yep.

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That's what happened on August 24th, 2009.

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It's not what this was about.

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Oh, okay.

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What is it about?

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So at first glance, this might seem like a really strange date to choose.

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Somewhat random.

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But August 24th, 2009 was the 50th anniversary of possibly a momentous day in history.

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That was the day that the Guardian took on the name that we know it by today, which is

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the Guardian.

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Oh.

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I thought you were going to say a different name.

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The fucking Guardian.

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So that paper was founded in 1821, largely as a response to the aftermath of the Peter

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Lew massacre.

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The economy was in shambles and people felt politically disenfranchised, demanding changes

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to parliament to reflect their needs.

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The damages or the demands they had were things like, we should be able to vote, which was

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pretty radical at that time in the 1820s.

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It still is, honestly, in the United States at least.

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On August 16th, 1819, a large gathering took place here in Manchester where one of the

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speakers was a somewhat famous working class radical named Henry Hunt, who would go on

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to later years to be elected to parliament, where he was actually the first person in

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that body to ever propose letting women vote.

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He was killed shortly after.

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Ripped limb from limb.

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But he did that stuff in government in the 1830s, and he had some bad times to get through

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first.

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Hunt was a particular target of the authorities because he believed that getting large groups

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of people together and collectively making a demand was a politically useful tactic.

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So when he was set to speak at this 1819 rally, the magistrates in town were concerned that

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it would spark a riot.

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The conditions that normal people were living in were desperate and Hunt was a notoriously

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good speaker, so this was a potential powder keg.

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The authorities ultimately made a very bad decision and set about trying to arrest Hunt

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while he was on stage.

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This was a crowd estimated to be at least around 50,000 people, and Hunt showed up at

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about 1pm.

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The magistrates were watching from a nearby building, and when he got such a huge response

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when he took the stage, they realized that they should probably do something, they gotta

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act.

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The crowd was so large and packed in that they decided that they needed to send in a

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fucking cavalry.

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So they sent for horsemen, and in their rush to get to the site of the rally, one cop knocked

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over a lady named Ann Fildes, who was carrying her two year old son in her arms.

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She survived, but the young kid William died.

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What, a cop murdered somebody?

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First casualty.

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What?

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He was not alone that day, though.

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Thanks to the unnecessary chaos of trying to arrest Hunt and other radicals, at least

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17 other people lost their lives, and hundreds were injured.

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Some were trampled by the cavalry, one was killed in revenge the following day, and one

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guy named John Rhodes was stabbed in the head, and then his death was determined to have

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been from natural causes.

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Well, I mean, it's fairly natural if you've got a knife in your head to die.

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Cause of fact.

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Henry Hunt was arrested and charged with high treason and sedition.

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He served his sentence, and when he got out, he got right back to his political causes,

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embodied by the slogan, quote, equal laws, equal rights, annual parliaments, universal

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suffrage, and the ballot.

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In many ways, you could look at this situation and see some parallels.

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You could look at January 6th as like a watered down Peterloo, and also it would be the exact

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opposite.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Evilloo.

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Yeah.

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In the same way you could see Henry Hunt as kind of like an Alex Jones type, with diametrically

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different political ideas.

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Right.

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They're similar in that you have a rally that's pretty big and it goes bad, and there was

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a rousing political speaker there.

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In the aftermath of the massacre, the government cracked down on radical working class and

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left wing activity.

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The six acts were passed, which were meant to limit any radical group and their ability

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to organize.

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The seditious meetings act made it so you needed government permission to hold any meeting

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of more than 50 people.

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That worked.

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We're done.

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We can't do it.

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Yeah.

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Got us.

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Or any meeting also where you intended to deliberate about public grievances, or any

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meeting where you, quote, were considering, proposing, or agreeing to any petition, complaint,

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remonstration, declaration, restitution, or address.

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How dare you speak to the wealthy fools?

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Are you doing an Alex Jones impression from the intro job?

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That was my best.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That was my best.

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More relevant to our matter today is that the newspaper and stamp duties act, which

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made it way harder to put out any kind of publication unless you had a lot of money.

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That act begins, quote, pamphlets and printed papers containing observations upon public

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events and occurrences, tending to excite hatred and contempt of the government and

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the constitution of these realms as bylaws established and also vilifying our holy religion

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have lately been published in great numbers and at very small prices.

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It is expedient that the same should be restrained.

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The act required fees on publishing and, quote, that no person shall print or publish for

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sale any newspaper or any pamphlet or any other paper containing any public news, intelligence

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or occurrences, or any remarks or observations thereon or upon any matter of church or state

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until he or she have entered into a recognizance before a baron.

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If you wanted to publish, you needed to enter into a bond, which would be used to pay any

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fines that you might rack up while publishing.

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I have only one thing to say to that.

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Yeah.

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The crunchies in the rocks.

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The crunchies in the rocks.

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The crunchies in the rocks, man.

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You were basically automatically on probation if you were trying to publish something.

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Yeah.

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Rich people are great.

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Yeah.

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So in that environment, speech was a little chilled.

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Why?

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And nonconformist publications were becoming rarer and rarer.

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And then on May 5th, 1821, what we know as the Guardian published their first issue specifically

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in an attempt to provide a voice that was being eliminated from the public space.

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They had a lot of misspellings then too, just in case you were wondering.

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Also I'm kidding.

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I'm kidding.

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They were founded and may have been a bit preferable to other publications at the time,

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but they were very hostile to the cause of people like Henry Hunt and other radicals.

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They would be like an outlet that thought they were pretty liberal now, but they also

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thought the writers in Hollywood should stop striking.

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Right.

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And certain class voices condemned the paper at the time.

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So maybe people shouldn't be too surprised that they famously supported appeasing people

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who kept slaves.

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Yeah.

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So they started on May 5th, but why are we doing an episode about it on August 24th?

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That seems weird.

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I swear it's August 26th.

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And it's because on August 24th, they changed their name to the Guardian.

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Previously it was called London Guardian.

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I remember articles London Guardian like 15 years ago that London Guardian, London Guardian.

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It was the Manchester Guardian.

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Previously it was called Manchester Guardian.

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It's from here in Manchester and has never been called the London Guardian.

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And yes, all of this introduction and this entire lead up was an elaborate way to mock

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Alex for constantly calling it the London Guardian.

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Let's put that at 12 minutes for that punch.

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It's worth every minute.

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With every minute.

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And now from here on out, the rest of the episode will have nothing to do with this.

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Nope.

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Not gonna do that.

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We won't even bring up the Guardian again.

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I doubt we will.

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I really don't think we will.

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If we do, we'll call it its honorific name.

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Yeah.

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London Guardian.

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The sweet sweet London Guardian.

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So Jordan, you're ready to jump into this?

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I am.

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Want to hear the first clip?

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Yes, please.

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You're all ready to hear the first clip?

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All right.

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It sounds like it might be current day, but it is not.

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This is from 2009.

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Also it's finally getting attention out on the internet.

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I'm proud to say we broke it back on August 6th and now people are finally noticing that

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a big international swine flu symposium with government officials that was held over the

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weekend in Washington DC talks about quarantines, lockdowns of cities, mass graves, arresting

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citizens, the public schools of your child shows any signs of illness, taking them without

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asking you to a local FEMA center.

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It's all in there.

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And Paul Watson just got a new story up on prisonplanet.com.

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Authorities prepare to seize kids during swine flu pandemic.

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Yeah.

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So authorities are going to seize kids from their parents, I assume.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Not just like random kidnappings across the street.

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He doesn't actually specify, but I would assume, yes, it's not just random kidnappings.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes I get so much familiar.

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Swine flu.

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Yeah.

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Sometimes I get so very tired.

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So very tired.

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When do we, when are we not going to do this again?

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Every 10 years, ah, they're going to lock you in your homes and quarantine you.

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Yeah.

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You know, it is, it is really strange though that you have, you have all of the same like

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essentially building block pieces of w you know, what happened in 2020.

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It's just things went differently.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, Alex was preparing to do exactly what he has been doing around COVID but around

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swine flu.

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Then he saw the opportunity and things just didn't go that way.

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Right.

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No, it was better in a sense for him because everybody didn't die of swine flu, which is

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nice.

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And since we know how he treats diseases, he probably would have gotten swine flu more

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than four times.

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That is true.

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That is true.

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So, I mean, it was a good thing, but then you think about the COVID epidemic and that

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was a good thing because he made a shit ton of money off of that because it never ended

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and isn't ended.

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Sure.

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I was wondering how, how it would go if things had gone differently in 2009 and like swine

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flu had become as large of a pandemic.

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I feel like it couldn't have gone the same for him.

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Like were people more sane back then and not pick, they wouldn't have picked up on it or

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what, I mean, I can't imagine like Dr. Marbles showing up in 2009.

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I think I'm going to throw this out at you.

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Okay.

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You add a actual pandemic killing people and Obama in the white house, you get January

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6th every day in 2010.

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Ooh, you might, you might.

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Those tea party people would go ape shit.

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Yeah, but I, I, I agree that there would be that kind of chaos, but I do, I wonder about

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these like real niche, weirdo specialists that Alex has on, you know, they weren't,

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they weren't around, but Rima Labo might've been with her laminated vaccine cards.

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Ooh, that would be fun.

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I don't think you're going to be able to take over the country with those though.

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No, no.

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So I'm going to tell you this right off the jump here.

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Not a lot happens on this episode.

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There's a lot to have fun with, but not a lot happens on this episode.

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He's sort of ranting a bit about this, the swine flu fear that he has.

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But then I got very distracted because this commercial played and I was like, Oh, this

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is, this is wonderful.

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This is how he's making his money back then.

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This is Alex Jones.

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Have you heard of the millionaire Patriot?

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Well, you should.

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He has a free handgun and five days of firearms training waiting for you.

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That's right.

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You can attend five days of world-class gun training at Front Sight Firearms Training

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Institute and secure a 30 state concealed weapons permit all for pennies on the dollar.

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Plus if you act fast, the millionaire Patriot will give you a free Springfield armory XV

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pistol in the caliber of your choice.

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That has to be illegal, right?

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It has to be illegal.

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Yeah.

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He's got a sweepstakes going to give you a cheap gun.

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People free guns.

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I just feel like that's a rule.

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I think, I think, you know, state by state, maybe that's fair.

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It might be, it doesn't get much, much more unregistered than the unnamed millionaire

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Patriot gave you a free gun of the caliber of your choice.

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Yeah.

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Murder investigation is going on.

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Where'd they get the gun?

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Oh, sir.

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It's the millionaire Patriot.

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Where'd they get the gun?

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Raffle.

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Yeah.

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What are you going to do?

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What are you going to do?

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I actually do know from looking into some stuff a ways back that there are some states

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that allow you to give away guns and raffles.

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That's insane.

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Yep.

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It is.

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God bless America.

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I love that the millionaire Patriot is a weird shadowy figure that I have no idea what he's

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up to.

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He wants to give you a gun, which is great.

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And Alex took the time to do the voiceover.

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Yeah.

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You don't do that often.

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I don't believe that he's a millionaire or a patriot.

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Whoa.

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I think this has to be a scam somehow.

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You think this is like a who wants to marry a multimillionaire situation?

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Did that guy have multimillions?

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Uh, like maybe by a thin technicality.

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He had like a, like a 2 million and $1 rip Rockwell.

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Yep.

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I remember his name.

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Of course you do.

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Married Darva Conger.

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Then they got divorced.

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I wonder why.

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I think it was actually an annulment because she wanted to make it clear.

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I did not sleep with that guy.

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That was a lot of fun.

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He didn't have enough multi in the millionaire.

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Yeah.

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I do feel like that's when America broke.

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I think that showed you could trace it all back.

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It's all been downhill since.

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Anyway, I like when Alex does the voiceover for the commercials.

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That one in the, there's the other commercial he has where he's like, you want to, you want

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to get a house?

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You got to look for home gain.

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Look for the home gain gorilla and you know that it's high quality.

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Like what?

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Looking for a gorilla mascot?

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I mean, you got to look for the gorilla.

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That's not how I'm going to buy a house.

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Then you know you've got high quality.

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Yeah.

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So there's a bit of teasing that goes on on this, uh, this episode, the beginning here.

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And Alex has a huge announcement that is going to rock the world, but he can't just come

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out and say it.

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We all know.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Because humans are designed to hide.

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Designed to hide.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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And so we get a little bit of that here.

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I also have a Jesse Ventura interview.

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I did last Wednesday and it's already Monday in Los Angeles.

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Very interesting.

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Very informative.

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Uh, we're going to play at least part of that tomorrow as well.

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So that is coming up today in about an hour.

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I will announce the name of the new film and what it covers and what it goes over.

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And then my guys will do a writeup on the film.

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You could just hear the audience like listening on the radio going, Oh, we should get the

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name of his new film.

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What?

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Yeah.

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Very exciting.

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This is 2009.

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This is post-end game.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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What's the one that's post-end game?

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Well, I mean there was the Obama deception.

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Right.

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But that's not this.

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That's not this.

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Obama deception had already come out in 2009.

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Well, he'd been deceiving us way before that.

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Right.

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Two days into Obama peaking office.

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Alex put out the Obama deception.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Give the guy a chance.

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Nope.

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Um, so yeah, he has a new film coming out.

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Very exciting.

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It's terrible.

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I've watched it.

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I forget, I'm not going to ruin the teas and the excitement of him, you know, wanting to

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get the name, you know, have people excited about the name, but yeah, it's bad.

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We might cover it at some point.

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I was about to say, you've been so merciful up to this point.

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I was this close to doing it, but it's, it's visually unstimulating.

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Um, so yeah, you might notice Alex is a little low register.

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It's a pretty, pretty slow.

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That doesn't change.

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Nope.

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But is that not a giant, complex, huge issue in and of itself?

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I am absolutely fired up right now.

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I mean, what do you do?

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You make films.

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The radio show suffers.

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You focus on radio.

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The film suffer.

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You focus on films and radio, then you've got your basic human resources.

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That's why you hire your dad and everything else, and I'm not a perfectionist.

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I'm far from it.

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I'm somebody that does launch operations.

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It's just, I don't know.

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My plate is so full, so full of information.

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I have seven stacks of vital off the charts news of such import, it makes my head spin

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and my head is spinning.

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Oh, it's spinning.

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All the articles are from the London Guardian by the way.

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Yeah.

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At least a few.

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Certainly are.

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Um, yeah, that, that's a guy who's not doing well.

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I mean, he's fired up, which is good.

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I don't believe him, which is bad.

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Yeah.

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I don't believe him like before his coffee, he's just, oh, that's okay.

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You get why he gets to amphetamines, you know, you get why he gets there.

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You can't say I'm, I'm fired up more than once before you go, let's go.

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Yeah.

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You hire the wrong person or the right person and they, they take care of that problem.

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That fired up problem.

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Um, so yeah, but I mean, I think he makes a decent point and that is that like, uh,

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you know, if you focus too much on making these documentaries, you don't have time for

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the, just do anything.

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You're on the air right now.

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Like what, what, what, what is this taking from?

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What if I focus on the films when I go on to radio, I spend my entire show complaining

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about how I have to do films.

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Right.

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I'm fired up and sleeping.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That makes sense.

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And I hate human resources.

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Crap.

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Yeah.

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He's annoying work a lot of the time, a lot of paperwork, a lot of, uh, you have to scold

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people who do wrong.

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Alex doesn't want to do that.

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He's a party boy.

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He likes to hang out and have a good time.

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Talk about the globalists.

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Yeah.

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Y'all aren't ready for this next clip.

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I'm just going to tell you that right off the bat.

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Never were.

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I could sit here and tease this for half an hour.

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It would still land so hard that this might be part of justifying why I decided to do

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this episode.

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Oh boy.

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The old familiar sting, try to kill it all away.

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But I remember everything.

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What have I become?

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My sweetest friend

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My sweetest friend

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Everyone I know

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Goes away in the end

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Alright

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And you could have it all

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The empire of dirt

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My empire of dirt

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I will let you in

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I will let you down

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I will make you hurt

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Look, let's just do this

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I've thrown out the news

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You know Obama is headed towards 40 points

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He's at 41 right now

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Which has never before been seen

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Eight months into a presidency

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Whew, that was heavy

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I like whenever, it's fun whenever he talks over the clips

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But I like whenever it feels like he's giving the line

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Yeah, well he got that one wrong

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Yeah, I know, but he's like Johnny, Johnny, next line

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Alright, come on buddy, it's great

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Yeah, it's almost like being a hype person but in reverse

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It's making Johnny Cash your hype person

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Yeah, I think any time you got him singing along with Hurt

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You know you're in a bad place

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He's fired up though

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My empire of dirt

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Why would somebody who's so fired up sing along to Hurt?

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This is like, you know, bottle of Jameson is empty

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It's the end of the night

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Not it's noon and you're on air

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That's just not a noon song

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Although it is the kind of song you experience like Alex is experiencing it

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And then say fuck it, I'm not doing my job

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I'm not doing my job

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They're throwing out the news, I don't even care anymore

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So at this point Obama's approval ratings were about the same as ever

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In the high teens for Republicans around 50-50 for Independents

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And in the high 80s for Democrats

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The overall numbers were a slip from the highs of the early 2009

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You know when he just got into office

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There was little to judge approval ratings on

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So you know as a president everyone's like hooray

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In January the GOP had approval ratings around 40% for Obama

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And the Independents were at about 60 or so

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But their real feelings started to come through over time and that number dropped

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As for the Democrats there was a slip

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But it was a difference between like 88 and 84%

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Compared to 41% and 16% for the Republicans

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That's a pretty big difference

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I wonder what could have changed all of those people's minds

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I don't know

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Can't think of anything about a president at that time

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Nope

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Benghazi baby

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Benghazi

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It's not going away

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Charlie Daniels, rest in peace

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Eh, maybe

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Through his presidency Obama's approval rating among the GOP never really got above 20%

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And spent most of the time under 10

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Now this wasn't all because the right wing is filled with racists and crypto-racists

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But it's a factor

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It's a piece of it

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It's a piece of it

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If we were eating a pizza I would have a pizza and you would have a slice

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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm

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So we know that Alex is fired up

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Super

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Yeah, he's listening to her

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I am fired

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He's decided to throw out the news

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I will throw the news

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I will make you bored

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So Alex decides to expand a little bit on his feelings of being fired up

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And I guess that's why I'm so frustrated, not in a bad way, not in a good way

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It's just frustrated, it's burning

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I'm burning with something past desire

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I'm seized by it

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It's past disgust, it's past anger

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It's indescribable

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I am completely overwhelmed from the tips of my fingers to the depths of my guts

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From the recesses of my brain to the tips of my toes

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With wonderment that government is so outrageously corrupt

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So outrageously evil

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So outrageously kleptocratic

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And larcenous, I mean

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It's larcenous

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It's larcenous

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This is filling time right here, my man

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This is a

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This is a Lionel level of adjective usage

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Sure

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Too much?

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Yeah, thesaurus style

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From the tips of my fingers to the depths of my guts

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Right in them guts

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Is a very strange distance to measure

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This could be this far apart, that's not very far

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Yeah, it doesn't feel that far away at all

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My fingertips are touching my stomach

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Now, does he suggest that you have to unravel your entire intestine?

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Because that's a big distance

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Or do you cut off your fingers and send them to space?

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Or do you cut them off and eat them?

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Then they're right there

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Then it's a negative distance

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Yes

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We've got to consult a scientist

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What then?

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Yeah, but he's fired up

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Yeah

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He's being held by his amazement at the passion of how incensed he is about government corruption

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Yeah, he's beyond disgusting

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Because Obama has approval ratings that are like at 40

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Yeah

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Cool

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Yeah, because it's corrupt, it's kleptocratic, it's larcenous

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Sure

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It steals things, it fevers, it burgles, it takes, it misappropriates

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It breaks your leg

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That's all I got

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Nailed the landing

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Thank you

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So Alex gets a little bit contemplative about the great journalistic work he's done in his career

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And the example that he brings up here is actually something that he was wrong about

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Which is very funny how confident he is about this

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You know, coming up later in the last hour of I Have Time

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We actually broke this eight years ago on my local TV show

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I was sent videos by people inside CNN

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And that's where this video comes from

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And then four years ago there was a Prison Planet article on it

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And a year ago on it

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I just point that out when people keep emailing me saying

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Have you seen this, have you seen this video of fake CNN broadcast

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At the start of the Gulf War

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Inside a sound studio with a blue screen

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Without the blue screen Chroma Key turned on

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With them staging and saying that

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Sarin Scud missiles have been launched

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Yes, we broke it, we know about it

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He broke it

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Did he break the missiles?

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No

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But he broke this story because this is a fucking serious journalistic outlet

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And they're ahead of the news

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Scud missiles

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Yeah, he was wrong about that

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They weren't fake shots or anything

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But this is that thing that Alex brings up

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When he tries to justify his argument that Anderson Cooper's nose disappeared

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Right

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In the Sandy Hook interview

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He's like I know blue screen when I see it

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Like they faked that coverage in Iraq

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Which they also didn't fake

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So they have faked nothing and he's claimed fakery

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Now what's great about a clip like this

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Is that he's talking about how he broke that story

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He can't even now in hindsight be like

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Hey, someone else got that wrong and maybe I just passed along some bad information

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No, that's you, you did that

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Taking responsibility is a bad idea for him

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It feels good in 2009 though

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Yeah, that's true

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That is true

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I appreciate that this show up to this point has seemed very whiny

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That won't change

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Yeah, it feels like I would

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It's bad but I kind of wish more

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More news anchors should just whine for a day

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Just like I don't even fucking want to be here

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I think if that were the standard

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Our world would be very interesting

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It would

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If every news outlet was just like

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I don't know

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Outbursts

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We're throwing away the news today

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What?

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Put on Heard

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Wolf Blitzer

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I'm in a mood

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Someone put on The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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But I think it's really funny too that like

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In some ways there's a snake eating its own tail situation with this clip

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Because it's such a justification for Alex's shit with the Sandy Hook stuff

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That ended up costing him 1.5 billion dollars

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And then here he is in the past starting the time loop

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He did this to himself

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Fucking fascinating

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It is very strange

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All of this is very strange

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It is

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Quite

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So Jordan

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Are we hyping again?

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Oh man, so hyped

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So hyped

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Except this time it is kind of hyped

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Oh hey

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His blood pressure does go up a little bit

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But then he says some really stupid

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Does he whine about it?

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He whines about something that maybe an adult should be above

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That's the trick of evil

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Is that people think it gets them ahead

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They think they get away with something

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You don't get anything but hell and death out of evil

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And I'm not on some preacher hot horse here ladies and gentlemen

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I got a big fat evil streak right down the middle of my back

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That's why I can see this stuff

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But I got a lot bigger stripe right down my soul

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Of love and liberty and sweetness and goodness

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Sweetness

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And I just can't stand it anymore

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I can't stand it anymore

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Just coming on the show with sponsors and giggling and taking calls and having fun

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Almost does the job for the enemy

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Just kind of calmly talking about all this like it's no big deal

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And I'm so sick of people

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I mean I notice that the same COINTELPRO people will be in hundreds of YouTube videos

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Under different fake accounts that are designed to look like real accounts

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Staying the same thing under different names

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And I just think about those idiots getting corporate money

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And government money and Pentagon money on record to attack me

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Don't you jackasses get it that this is real and this isn't a joke?

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The joke is I don't care if you make stuff up and try to put doubts in people's minds about me

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And do all the little talking points you follow

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Thanks for your permission

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I guess YouTube comments are COINTELPRO

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It's interesting that COINTELPRO has fallen that far

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Y'all used to murder Fred Hampton and shit

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Low rent efforts

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It's impossible that people would just not like me and post disapproving things on my YouTube

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To think about what he's really saying is that

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There are these people who've spent their entire lives in borderline clandestine activities

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And then they were like, okay, use all of that experience

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And write like, you suck! First!

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You know, you can do more than that

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Alex is just trying to get you to give money to the millionaire patriot

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Yeah, these comments are COINTELPRO

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Interesting

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Yeah, I think he probably, I mean, I wish

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Let me take that back, I don't wish

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But I think it would be interesting to live inside the head

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That legitimately thinks any kind of negative thing is a plot against you

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It's got to be freeing

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There's a lot of people plotting against me, I'll tell you that right now

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Oh yeah?

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Other than me, who is it?

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I mean, it's mainly a bunch of different yous that live inside my head

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Ah, yes, okay

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And your dogs are up to no good

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No, they're people

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Don't you dare speak ill of Fanny and Jake

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I don't know, Jake was saying some shit the last time I was over there

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Oh, that's true

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He does have an evil streak in him

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Longer than you can imagine, which is why he understands things

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But the good stripe, the fruit stripe of E of Goodness

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The delicious gum of saviors

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I applaud you not going with red stripe, that would have been more on brand

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No, yeah, I mean, what do you want?

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You want me to talk about booze all the time?

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So we have some big breaking news that happens in the middle of this show

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And this is very exciting because this is news that Alex predicted

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Okay

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And so this is like Alex Jones being ahead of the news

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While it's happening, while it's breaking off, just so exciting

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I mean, I've still got people running around saying I'm lying about FEMA

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My God, I understand all their information

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I told you Madoff would die of cancer months ago on air

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We don't have the staff to find that

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He just walked in with Reuters, Madoff dying of cancer

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Fellow inmates saying, see

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I just understand everything, I understand everything they're doing

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You understand the torture of this?

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Knowing everything they're going to do, how they're going to do it

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How their tricks work

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And I'm not saying I'm smart

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I don't understand how I know everything they're going to do

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Did you not hear me over and over again saying Madoff would soon die of cancer?

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I said over and over again

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And we need to just hire an employee who just marks down my predictions

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Ow, man, I almost broke my hand earlier when I was slamming into the room

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I just can't do it anymore

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Can't do it anymore?

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Can't do it anymore

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That was a roller coaster

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Clay hurt again?

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That was a roller coaster of emotion

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Now he's fired up

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Yeah

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Everybody's lying about me

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I don't care anymore

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I can't do this

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I just want to go home

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And that's why I'm angry

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And it does not cope

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It's wild that this is at a period of time where I'm like

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I don't actually think he's on stimulants

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Yeah

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I just think this is him

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Yeah, that's possible

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Now, definitely cocaine

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But back then, just being a wild dude

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So you might notice there's a story that happens

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He's talking about something else and there's that pause

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And someone has come in to bring him a story from Reuters

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And that underlying story is about Bernie Madoff dying of cancer

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Right

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Which he didn't do

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Wait

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Bernie Madoff didn't die of cancer?

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No

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But so the underlying story that is brought in

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Alex thinks that this proves that his prediction was correct

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It's about other inmates alleging that Madoff has cancer

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This isn't the kind of proof that justifies that kind of outburst

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I, okay, now I have to

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Is Madoff dead?

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Is he still alive?

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He is

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He is dead

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What?

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Oh, I thought she was

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He is still alive, holy shit

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I was answering your questions in order

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Right, right

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He's dead, is he alive?

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Possibly

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He is

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So he died of heart disease in 2021

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12 years after this amazing prediction that Alex didn't come through

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That is a lot of confidence for a man to live another 12 years

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It's gotta be such a burden for Alex to be right about everything

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He can't do it anymore

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Oh, can't do it

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Just knowing everything that's going to happen

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Being able to predict when people won't die

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Right

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And how long they won't die for

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They won't die, oh

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Yes, absolutely

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I promise you won't die

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Oh my god, Bernie Madoff's got cancer, he doesn't

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Put on Trent Reznor's version of hurt

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Yeah, we have to play a different version of hurt for each individual tragedy

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So Alex, he's struggling with this news

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Of Bernie Madoff not having cancer

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But he thinks that he does in this moment

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And so he descends into a bit of a hole

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About how hard it is to be right all the time

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It's so difficult

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And I'm just so glad he threw out the news

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Because otherwise we wouldn't get this kind of stuff

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Madoff, same deal

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Either they're going to stage his death or they gave him a quick act in cancer

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Or he was already dying of cancer

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And he said, look, the 100 plus billion we've stolen and leveraged

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Let my family have it, I'll go ahead and go to jail with this cancer

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But I said on air repeatedly

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He would die of cancer or get cancer in the next six months

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And I said that, what, three, four months ago?

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I mean, I just can't

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It's torture

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It's torture knowing how they operate

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Because I have to watch them get away with it

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With the gullible public

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And I have to have the mindless dumbed down people argue with me all day

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Bernard Madoff, convicted of swindling 65 billion

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It's more like a hundred

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Through the biggest ever Ponzi scheme

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Has told fellow prison inmates that he is dying of cancer

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The New York Post reported on Monday

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So now it's interesting

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Because what Alex is doing there

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In theory

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Is trusting the word of a guy who's doing 150 years in jail for fraud

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Sure

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Which seems like an iffy choice

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So that's, you know, a person who has a lot of integrity

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You gotta believe him

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If the Post is reporting that Madoff is telling other prisoners that he has cancer

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Then it's just gotta be

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It's just gotta be true

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I mean, why would he lie now?

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So on this same day

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On August 24th, 2009

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Reuters released an article with the headline

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Quote, Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer

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Alex probably missed that one

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Or better, it must have been proof of the cover up

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That's going on

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Reuters is doing damage control

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Because Alex saw through the bullshit

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Yeah, that's why they

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After giving him the quick acting cancer

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Alex revealed that he had the quick acting cancer

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So they had to quickly

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Unquick act the cancer

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Take it out

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And then let him live for another 12 years

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Until they gave him heart disease

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You could put a straw up to where you put the cancer in

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That's smart

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See, I was thinking more like one of those cow things

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Where you put your whole hand in there

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Is that animal husbandry?

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No, no, no

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Haven't you ever seen that people stick their hands in cows?

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I want to get off the subject

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I want to get off the subject as fast as possible

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That's what I've got for you

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This is my, this is all my farm knowledge

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I know that sometimes people stick their hands into the guts of a cow

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I think you're talking about like artificially inseminating a cow

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I'm talking about all kinds of shit, man

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Let's talk about less types of shit

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So yeah, Alex is wrong about this

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And that is quite fun

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But it does lead to a little bit of a disturbing rant

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Which we will all partake in and enjoy

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This is unpleasant

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Eh, sort of, I don't know

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Sometimes I forget

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Sometimes I forget exactly what some of these clips are

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And it just says, this is a disturbing rant

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That could mean it's disturbing because it's actually disturbing

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Or it could just be like, this guy's not doing well

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So we'll see

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How much is so alive?

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It's being conscious, being aware, being informed

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Trying to be informed

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The decision to not be deceived

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The decision to know what's going on in the world

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The decision to want to know the secrets of the universe

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The decision to be involved

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The decision to face your fear

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The decision

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Setting your mind in motion

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It is by will alone

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That you set your mind in motion

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It's incredible

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But they train people to think it's cool to be mentally lazy

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And people get into being stupid

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Into wearing shutters on their eyes

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Blinders

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Into being mindless

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And into being selfish

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And sitting out on the most incredible adventure ever

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Don't invite me next time

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My life has been one amazing adventure

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Oh boy

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And

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I just ask God, how much more discernment am I going to be given?

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I mean, this is like almost more than I can handle right now

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The crunchies!

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The rocks!

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How much more discernment can you give me, God?

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What must I do?

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Yeah, I think that

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I realize why I thought that was disturbing

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I think that became pretty clear

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Also, that's what I'm going to start doing

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Whenever I invite people on a float trip

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Is just go, you are missing out on a great adventure!

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If they don't want to come along with me and get drunk on a river

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Yeah, they would be

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Yeah, certainly

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So Alex is a bit cocky

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And this is definitely not an uncommon thing for him to get a little cocky

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No, I haven't seen that before

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This is going back to the subject of that CNN footage

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That he has, that he thinks is fake

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Green screen, yeah

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Yes, but actually he's wrong about it

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In the last hour, I want to go over a whole host of issues

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But also some CNN video clips of fake news

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And comparing how shoddy their fake news

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All CIA run was back in 1991 compared to now

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I mean, you watch it, it's glistening

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It is all just totally actor driven

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So I want the public to become aware of this

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I know you're aware of it at an intellectual level

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But let it really consciously sink in deep down

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Okay?

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Okay

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This thing I'm wrong about?

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Let it really sink in

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What does it mean to let it really sink in?

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Good question

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How would you let it sink in?

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Well, first I'm going to need to see your wallet

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Alright

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Give it to me

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Okay

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And I'll let that sink in

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Damn!

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I feel like I should have seen that coming

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You're poor now

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I have taken all your money and given it to the billionaire patriot

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For a free gun

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Dope

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A chance at a free gun

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That's right, that's right

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I want to follow up on that

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Did anybody ever actually get that free gun?

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I'm going to guess not

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I bet they didn't

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I bet these people are dishonest actors

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I wouldn't be too surprised

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I think the thing is he was like the millionaire patriots running like a gun training thing, right?

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Right

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Yeah, okay

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Alright

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We're on the same page

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So Alex gets really mad here about how he can't do interviews with folks

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Because he just turns them all down

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Because he has too much integrity or something

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Too much

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The whole media, the whole culture is

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The dominant corporate media is

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The false world pulled up over your eyes to blind you from the truth

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To paraphrase the matrix

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That's why when the AP calls or Reuters calls or the Wall Street Journal calls

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They call all the time, every week

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I go, no, I'm not doing the interview

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And they go, why?

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And I go, because if this isn't a hit piece then it won't be published

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And then they always call back Reuters, AP, Wall Street Journal

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And they say, oh my gosh, this never happened to me before

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Yeah, it was a fair story

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And they just said no

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Executives say no

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I've never had them come down and do this

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I go, yeah, they chose you because of your previous writing

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And your mindset and your worldview

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They don't even have to handle you

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They can look at your work

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They know your type

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You plug in

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The minute you get off their reservation

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You do that five or six times

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They're going to fire you

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But see, these smart ass reporters never believe it until it happens to them

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And then they start saying, well, why won't you let me come interview you?

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Well, why won't you?

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Because I know it isn't going to get published

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Fine, come here, waste my time for a day

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And then you'll see I'm right

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I'm sick of it

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I appreciate that he did kind of convince himself into taking the interviews

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And really put himself in a position where he was going to be a great interview subject

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This is probably going to be something that's going to get published

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He's not going to be screaming at the reporter about how nothing ever gets published

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And this is just going to be a hit piece

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Really fertile stuff for a reporter to work with

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I like the idea of the executives coming down to the newsroom

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To a specific reporter and being like, you, you've been mean to Alex in the past

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Have you not?

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Alright

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You're the one that hit in here

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You've got to write this

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You've got to write this

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We will not pay you anything extra

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It's a really good way to justify never having any stories about you

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To say like, well, I just refuse to cooperate because any that do exist will be hit pieces

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It is a very convenient thing

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The reason you don't see any interviews with me

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I don't take any interviews

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It's not that no one gives a fuck about me

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Yeah, the AP writers, they're all calling me every day

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Wall Street

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Yeah, I'm not sure about that

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Yeah, I don't think so

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But here's the thing

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What?

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Newspaper editors

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What about?

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They're spies

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For COINTELPRO?

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Yeah, they're COINTELPRO people putting YouTube comments on

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No, they're all spies

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And Alex goes from there

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Yes, you work for a major newspaper

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Your editor is a spook

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Your editor works for the Pentagon

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For the offshore banks

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Got it?

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The same people jacking your water supply with poisons

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It's the same reason you got a high voice

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And you can't even get a rouse for your wife

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That's why

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They hit you with chemical weapons

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They mean business, pal

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Okay

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It's in the game, you understand?

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Not really

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These people are going for everything

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They're ruthless

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They're far beyond driven

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They have absolutely no qualms about anything

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Because if you're gonna be evil, why not go all the way?

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That's their attitude

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Well, my attitude is if you're gonna be good, why not go all the way?

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So grow up

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And realize you're under attack by a scientific dictatorship

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Okay, hold on

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I said I was gonna talk about my film

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Your calls are coming up

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Okay, this documentary

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And I know Watson's writing an article off this

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You don't have to use my exact words, Watson

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This just needs to be a really good story you're doing

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We all multitask

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We even do our backside work right out here in the open

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As he writes a blurb for this this afternoon

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Yeah, you may have forgotten there's talk of a documentary

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That is still coming

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Oh, I genuinely completely forgot about that

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Yeah, it's how you feel about learning that all newspaper editors are spies

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And they're involved in poisoning the water

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I just feel like you gotta have

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It seems too busy

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It seems too busy

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If you've ever seen an editor of a newspaper at work

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They're very busy people

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They don't have time to spy

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They have deadlines

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Yeah, absolutely

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Pretty strict ones

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Who would be

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But, okay

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If you are hiring an editor to be a spook

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To poison the water supply

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Right

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What paper do you go with?

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La Negardia

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Obviously

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Obviously

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It's an obvious choice

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That or Mad Magazine

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Mad Magazine, that's a good one

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Could be

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I don't know like

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I was gonna go with Butts and Thighs

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Butts and Thighs

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Butts and Thighs

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You ever read that one?

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No, but speaking of which

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I have been scandalized

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On this trip to the United Kingdom

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By walking into stores

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And seeing stroke books

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Just like on the shelves

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On the shelves

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I'm not judging

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I just

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It's different than back home

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You know children could see that

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Yeah

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Just banish the thought

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So we got this documentary

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That Alex is teasing

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And I should say that

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I'll go ahead and reveal now

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The documentary is called

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Fall of the Republic

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And basically

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We're gonna get into

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In this next clip

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An explanation of what happened

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And what happened is that

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Alex rushed the Obama deception

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Because he wanted to get it out

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While everyone was excited

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About the election

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And now he wants

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Kind of a do over

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So he's trying to be like

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Yeah that

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This is really the one

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Right

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This is the double deception

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Of Obama

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Yes

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I'm touching on that

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A tiny bit

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And giving what I can only

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Describe as

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The best sales pitch ever

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I made the Obama deception

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I did research for two or three months

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But then we made it really

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In a month and a half

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A rush job

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Biggest film I ever made

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People think it's my best work

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Just because we didn't fret

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Too much about it

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Just got it done

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Get her done

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As they say

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This one I meant to put out quick

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I didn't

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I don't know

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We spent quite a few months

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Alright

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I've already spent four months

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It'll be five months making it

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It says the biggest budget

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Of any documentary I've ever made

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We have conducted

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19 sit down interviews

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Where I put crews on airplanes

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Wait

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19

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It's a lot

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And there's probably

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50 other interviews

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I mean man on the street

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It's insane

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My problem with this film

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Is I did so many interviews

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Let me tell you who's in it

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Gerald Salente

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Whoa

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Oh we got some

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Alan Watt

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Whoa

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Let me write all these out

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Yeah you probably should

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It's a real rush job though

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Big names like this

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You gotta write this out in advance

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You don't want to forget anybody

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You got Gerald Salente in there

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I like that

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But it's such a weird way of measuring

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How much work you've done

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I sent 19 crews on planes

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Yeah

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To do interviews

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Does it not count if they drove?

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I wonder if some of them were by train

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Yeah

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I would like an accounting of this

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I would very much like an invoice

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I have watched this documentary

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And they needn't send those 19

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That was unnecessary

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Yeah

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I don't know if maybe it was before

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It would have been really easy

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For these people to just record themselves

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On their phones

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Sure

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But they could have

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Gerald Salente is in it my man

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Oh boy

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So exciting

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Okay

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And then Alan Watt

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Not Alan Watts

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Not Alan Watts

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Famous Buddhist

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Alan Watt the

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Famous piece of shit

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I don't know how to describe him

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He's strange

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He's wrong about a lot of stuff

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Weird New World Order shit

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So yeah Alex rushed to the Obama deception

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And now it's just like well

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I can't believe that

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Yeah

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No I mean going through his citations list

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It was better than for Endgame

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Sort of

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The bar is low

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Yeah

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No I will say as you know we did do episodes

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Covering the Obama deception documentary

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And I will say that it did feel rushed

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Yeah

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So on some level it is nice to have clarification

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About that confirmation from Alex

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That he could have spent a little more time

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Maybe

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But you know what you gotta get it out there

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People aren't gonna be talking about Obama

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A couple months later

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It is really

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This is when you gotta strike while the iron is hot

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I mean it is just revealing like

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Hey we do not give a fuck

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At what we're saying is true

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It's gotta be out by then

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Yeah

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The end

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Get it out the door

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You know what he could help

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It would help him if he had a spy

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Working there

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Yeah

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An editor

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Yeah

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First draft, last draft

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Get it out the door

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Yeah

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So Alex talks a little bit more here

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About how he rushed the Obama deception

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Let me tell you what the film is about

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Obama?

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It is a companion to the Obama deception

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And it is about Obama and his lies

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And the frauds

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And the deception

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But the overall agenda he is trying to implement

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Of eugenics

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Of a world government

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Of a bank of the world

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Of the cashless society

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Of the federalization of the states

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How they are bankrupting the states by design

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The film starts with the economic takeover

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How Obama is continuing that

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What his larger agenda is

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Cap and trade

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The eugenics

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John P. Holdren

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Jay Rockefeller

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It is all in there

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Those are some words

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And the problem is how to boil this down to two hours

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I'm trying to keep it at 120 minutes

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And it is an unprecedented film

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Unprecedented scope, unprecedented research

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I believe that it is going to rival or dwarf the Obama deception

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If you get it out to everybody

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But I'll tell you

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Research and work wise

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It is much better

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How is it possible he's going to outdo the Obama deception?

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I mean

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That's a real insane thing for him to say

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It is

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Especially when he's describing the movie

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He's like

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It's about Obama

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And the deception

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Yeah

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Yeah, yeah

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It's going to be as good as the movie that I've just said I didn't do as much work on

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I really want, I winged that one

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I worked, I worked extra hard

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On this one

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Right

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And it will not be as good as the one that I shit out

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Yeah

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In a month

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Yeah

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Okay

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I'm sold

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Good luck

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Did I tell you it has Gerald Cilenti in it

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I forgot but now I'm excited

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The world's greatest trends forecaster

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Which is a thing

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Yeah

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He forecast trends

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Yes

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Beef will fall out of favor

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I just got a really funny image of Gerald Cilenti sitting around just sort of like intuiting

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things from the universe

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Yeah, yeah

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No one will use pens anymore

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And it's kind of what I think his newsletter is

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I believe it

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Yeah

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I haven't read much of it

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So look this movie is going to come out

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And look I'm not going to pull the rug later and say that it didn't come out

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I was waiting for you to do that

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I realized that it was getting dangerously close to me

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seeming like I was doing that kind of a setup

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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But no it does come out

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But for now it's gestating

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And by that Alex seems to be wanting to talk about that kind of literally

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Obama deception is great

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People should get it and get it out to everybody

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But I mean this film it's like being pregnant

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I can't wait to see this baby

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When you're looking at your wife's stomach

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And you see the arm or leg moving around

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You want to see that baby

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Can't wait to have it bouncing on your knee

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And we're definitely in labor here ladies and gentlemen

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On a biggin'

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This is going to be like a 12 pounder

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Ooh

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And

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Was it a fish or a boy?

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Let's say my other kids

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You know the Obama deception is like a 10 pounder

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Great

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My son was over 10 pounds

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That's rough on one when the first one's a 10 pounder

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Yikes

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But

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The point is this is a labor of love

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It is dynamic

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That is the point

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Yeah

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What was it? I think it's Day of the Dead

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Where she gets turned into a zombie

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Right? And then gives birth to a zombie baby

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You mean the new Day of the Dead

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Yeah, yeah, that one

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The one where the

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Where the baby is a zombie

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And crawls out and is like

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Ahh

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Yeah, yeah

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Alex looking at somebody's stomach

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Makes me feel like that's about to happen

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That makes me think that he thinks

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

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Like he's looking at somebody's stomach move

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And he's like

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I'm gonna eat that baby

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Yeah

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Mmm

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I had to do it before it eats me

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Yeah, that's what you have to do

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It's a matter of survival

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So one of the things I think about Alex

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That's so like fascinating

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Is these terms of phrase

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Like and just the way he describes things

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Are fascinating like

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You know not like we're

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You know it's in the oven or something

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Or you know like

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We're working hard on this

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It's like nope

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We're gonna give birth to this documentary

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It's a 12 pounder

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Yeah, he finds a way

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There's a big baby

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He finds a way to add creep

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To just about everything

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Yeah, it's disturbing

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Disturbing

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I went out to

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I went out to get a soft drink

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It looks like pee

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And I peed it

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And you're like

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Why didn't you

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Why didn't you say any of this to me?

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Leave me alone

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Hey look I'm alive

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Stop it

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Consciousness

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No!

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How much more discernment can you take?

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Oh don't

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Don't resist the great adventure

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Of getting pregnant with a documentary with me

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Who's the father?

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That's a great question

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Because I feel like

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I feel like Alex is the mother in this situation

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It's God

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God is the father

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Of course

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It's an immaculate documentary conception

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Isn't he always the father?

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Yes

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So in this next clip Alex is um

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I guess I would describe this as his mania

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Sort of swinging towards violence

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Okay

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We've had a lot of the like

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I'm on fire

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But it's just like really

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Yeah

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No you're not

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Now he starts to get a little bit angry

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Frankly I'm so excited about it

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But I'm running out of time

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I have to stay on deadlines

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And I've got so much material

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So much info

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And my guys are burning out

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But they want to work harder

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And we're just

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We're in here working hard for you

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You better know that we're giving

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We're forging you

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In the fires

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Of the Infowars Command Center

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A great sword

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A great weapon

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Against the New World Order

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Forged in the flames of truth

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Laboring

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Like Vulcan and Festus

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Over the great war forge

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Slamming the hammer down

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As sparks fly

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And sweat pours off my soul

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Sir this is a library

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We will grapple with the New World Order

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We will struggle

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We will win

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We will find the throat

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And tighten our sinuous hands around the neck

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Don't do that

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I am just seething with energy right now

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It's unbelievable

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Good thing I only had one cup of coffee this morning

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This is not coffee

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I am just

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Man, thank you God for all the blessings

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Thank you for giving me consciousness

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Thank you for making me real weird

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Yeah, this is

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Scattershot right now

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Yeah

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That was

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That was bonkers

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Yeah, and I mean

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It's not like if you'd listen to all the surrounding stuff

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It would make more sense

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I didn't think so

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No

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I didn't think so

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Just a lot of weird shit about wanting a sword

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And then to choke a globalist or something

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Yeah, there was

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My sinewy hands around your neck

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Why?

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I mean, the metaphor was not consistent

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No

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No, no, no

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See, that's why he should have been at a library

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Someone could have taught him about that

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I just feel like if you've made a sword

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You don't strangle a guy

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Like, I just feel like that makes sense

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You forged a sword and then you're gonna strangle a guy?

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Well

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At least try and get a free gun out of it

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Right

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Here's what's happened

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Run out of bullets on the free gun

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Right

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Your sword got lodged in somebody

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Oh, I hate it when that happens

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So then, you know, you gotta use your sinewy hands

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At a certain point

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What taught him the word sinuous?

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I don't know

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I don't know

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Somebody needs to take it back from him

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Ooh

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That would be fun

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If you could take words back

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If you could take words back

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Ah, if only

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If only

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So Alex earlier was listening to Hurt

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Yeah

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And we got quite emotional

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And it is rare that we get a two-song episode

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Ooh

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But here we are

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It's time to rock out again

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All our times have come

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Here but now they're gone

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Seasons don't fear the reaper

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Under the wind and the sun and the rain

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We could be like they are

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Come on, baby

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Don't fear the reaper

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Baby, take my hand

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Don't fear the reaper

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We'll be able to fly

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Don't fear the reaper

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Baby, I'm the man

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Think of the globalists

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They took all their gifts

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And used them for greed and power

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And to mutate

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And to form their fellow humans

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And in doing so

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They committed crimes against themselves

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Crimes against their true design

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But some would argue

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That they were destined

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From the foundation of the earth

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To play the part they play now

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And all of us

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Set to play our part

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In this great creation

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This moment in forever

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In which we all live

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For eternity

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Here but now they're gone

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Yes, the seasons don't fear the reaper

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Romeo and Juliet

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Are together in eternity

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Romeo and

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Forty thousand men with every day

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Forty thousand men with every day

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Forty thousand men with every day

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Forty thousand men with every day

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We will be like they are

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We will be like they are

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Don't fear the reaper

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Baby, take my hand

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Don't fear the reaper

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We'll be able to fly

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See that's different

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He's not feeding lions

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Now he's in direct conversation with the song

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Right

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Oh we will be there

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No it's just we will be like them

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Dead

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They're dead, that's what's gonna happen.

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We'll be like they are, they are dead.

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I'm struggling with the globalist crimes

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against themselves.

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Yep.

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Right, so the globalists have committed crimes

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against themselves and against their own plan.

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Right.

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What are those crimes?

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Can't help you.

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I got no idea.

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Okay, so now, so they're destined to commit these crimes.

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Well yes, there's predestination

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to probably the bad bloodlines or something like that.

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Right, right, right, right, okay.

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So why isn't an editor a spy?

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Oh, because they're always poking in,

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trying to look at your work.

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All right.

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You know.

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I'm just saying.

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If there is a position in a newspaper that is a spy,

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it's a fucking editor.

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Yeah, probably, that sounds right.

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You bring your work to them and they're like, you know.

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I can't disagree with you there.

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Uh-huh.

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What I'm saying is, is your editor spying on himself?

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Well, he's destined to.

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Exactly, it's crimes against their own design.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Weird.

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So what are we doing talking about it?

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Like, Alex, like, what is Alex thinking?

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Like, ah, well, it's all gonna happen

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exactly the way it's supposed to.

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I think he was just listening to the Blue Oyster Cult.

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Yeah.

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And kind of.

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It's a pretty good song.

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Started saying some words.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But you can tell, like, a marked difference

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from, like, the hurt.

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Yeah.

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To this.

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Yes, yes.

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But it's a more upbeat Kill Yourself song.

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That's true.

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That's true.

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Yeah, it's like, oh, we're gonna,

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we're gonna put a little zhuzh on this self-sacrifice.

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There's a slight romanticism that you could be excused

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for saying, oh, yes.

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Yeah.

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Definitely.

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Man, influential sketch, that one, huh?

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Pfft.

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Pfft.

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Pfft.

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Pfft.

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Pfft.

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Pfft.

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Pfft.

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Pfft.

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I gotta hide under the table.

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I have been shamed!

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I have been shamed, sir!

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Oh.

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Sometimes you say incredibly obvious things

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and then it feels very, no, I wasn't trying to be mean.

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No, I'm just kidding.

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I'm just saying, people love that sketch.

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Huh?

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In hindsight, we can look at it now

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and say, like, that made a lot of difference.

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Oh, I thought, I thought you were pointing out

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that it wasn't very interesting of me to do.

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No, I was making an uninteresting observation myself.

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All right, all right.

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That's what happened.

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This whole thing is broken down.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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We need to get together.

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We need an editor.

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Is there a spot?

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Holy shit, they're under the,

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they have been spying the whole god damn, okay.

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Oh, all right.

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Oh, damn.

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So we got actually only one more clip, unfortunately.

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And it's Alex singing along to Go Go Godzilla!

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Three songs!

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No, it's not.

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Aw.

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That would have been a great closer.

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Yeah, it would.

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That would have been a really great one.

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I don't really know how to introduce this clip.

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I said earlier before I played the clip

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of Alex enjoying hurt that I could hype it

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for quite a while, half an hour, I believe I said,

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and would not disappoint.

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This is the same sort of clip.

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There are times when you listen to Info Wars

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and you think, what the fuck is going on over there?

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Right, right, right, right.

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And then there's times when I am listening to it

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and I think, what the fuck is going on over there?

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I can tell you all about this,

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and you're like, oh, that's weird.

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But for me, when I'm listening to it,

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having absorbed so much of this,

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to hear something and be like, this doesn't sit right.

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This is unprofessional.

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I'm about reached by breaking point.

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No, no, not really.

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I'm more fascinated by the level

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of professionalism that's going on here.

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So to give you a little bit of a brief context

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of where we're at,

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he's talking to some of his behind the scenes staff.

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Yeah.

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And so that's what's going on.

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And I'm gonna give you no other warning.

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Enjoy one of the weirder things I've heard on the show.

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Okay.

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We need to matchmake for Nyhart.

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He broke up with his girlfriend about a year ago.

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We need to give out Nyhart's email.

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He's a good patriot and he's a good girl.

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I'm serious.

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What's your email?

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Hartman, I'm gonna get you a date right now.

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All right.

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Hartman will screen them for you.

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So what's Hoosier's email?

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Hartman at info wars.com.

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Any eligible ladies that wanna go out on a date

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with this lovesick Titan of Liberty,

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Jaron Nyhart, he's a good guy, a little bashful.

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Send those emails.

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I can't, I'm just having some fun.

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I'm serious though.

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He's so lovesick out there.

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I was seeing his destiny to have children down the road.

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So we need to make sure that happens.

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I'm fulfilling your destiny, Nyhart.

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All the ladies send their emails.

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What is it again?

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Hartman at info wars.com.

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And then he'll give them to Jaron

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who will shake when he reads them.

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Oh my God.

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I can only handle so much intensity

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before my mind begins to melt and fail.

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I am blasted by reality, the scope and breadth

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and depth of it.

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All the beautiful facets, the fractal design, the beauty.

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I'm gonna tell you about efoodsdirect.com.

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Nothing could just like, what is happening?

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You're trying to get your staff member laid

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so he can have children and fulfill his destiny.

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Then you start saying all kinds of weird shit

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then you pivot to a food ad.

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Yeah, can you like, I immediately see

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like a local broadcast news where they're like,

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oh, we're gonna go live to the person on the ground.

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Oh, well, there's a car accident over here.

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Hey man, you seem lonely.

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Y'all right?

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There's a car accident and a, nah, come on.

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You might need some, you know what I'm saying?

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It's on TV what we're saying right now.

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It's good.

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Yeah, the anchor is trying to get the like,

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person who's doing remotes laid, but come on.

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Hey, there's a pretty girl behind you.

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What?

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Talk to her.

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Talk to her, bro.

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Get out your ears out of the dress.

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Bro, she doesn't have a ring on her finger.

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Go for it.

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You must fulfill your destiny to have children.

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That's it.

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That's the real problem.

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You must reproduce.

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There's not enough you must fulfill your destiny

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going on in the local news these days.

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That is true.

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That is true.

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I mean, that's just an overwhelming moment.

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Yeah.

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That is a remarkable thing to have happened.

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And for us to all have been able to enjoy.

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And I mean, there's no way it would have happened

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if the London Guardian had.

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Oh man.

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So do you think it worked?

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Do you think he got some dates?

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Did you follow?

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You did not.

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There's no way, listen, I don't know.

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I don't know what powers you have these days.

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So I contacted Harmon.

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Well, you've got his God damn email address.

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That's true.

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I think he still does work there.

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Harmon's one of those long timers.

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Yeah.

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He's been there quite a while.

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I bet it did work.

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I bet it did work.

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Yeah, it did.

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I think it's a third party who they're trying to get laid.

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There's Harmon who's gonna screen the emails

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and then this other guy.

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Yeah.

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That's no good.

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No.

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That's really uncomfortable.

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It's intrusive on the part of a boss.

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On the other hand, shows he cares.

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Too much?

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There's an arguability there.

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I've done a lot of years in the service industry

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and I can't even, I can't imagine.

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I'm working at Dairy Queen.

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We gotta get you laid.

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Yeah, come on.

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Also, let me tell you about my packaged food company.

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Yeah, it is crazy.

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There would be consequences for an employer

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who did that to you, but Alex can do it

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on the God damn radio in front of the world.

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I want to say that 2009 was a different time.

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Yeah, it wasn't.

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Not really.

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Nope.

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I guess 2009 was a different time

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because he doesn't care about his employees

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as much anymore.

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This wouldn't happen in 2023

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because he's mad at the crew.

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You know what?

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I'm mad at the crew for not getting laid last night.

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I set him up with all these people

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at the Texas Roadhouse.

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Right?

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I went out and I brought Mystery along

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to give him some tips.

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Actually, crazy.

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That guy, Strauss, Neil Strauss, who wrote The Game,

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he was gonna write a book with Alex.

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There's just not enough guys.

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Yeah.

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There's not enough guys.

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I was making a joke about Alex hanging out with Mystery

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right now, and then I realized, pick up artists.

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He's right there.

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He probably knows Mystery.

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He probably does.

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Wow.

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Man.

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We've just come to a real revelation about 2009.

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Right.

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Finally.

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I'm full of discernment.

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We figured it out.

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I'm full of discernment.

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Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the whatever.

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Yeah.

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So that brings us to the end of this year's excursion.

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I think we've learned a lot.

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What?

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Yeah, you're right, we haven't.

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We've learned a few things.

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We've learned a few things.

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I told you, you know, before we, you know,

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came down like, not a lot going on on this episode.

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Just a lot of bullshit.

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And I think I was right.

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You've established that, yeah.

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So until next time, I'm Neo.

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I'm Leo.

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I'm DCX Lord.

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Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.

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So thanks for holding.

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Hello, Alex.

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I'm a first time caller.

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I'm a huge fan.

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I love your work.

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Love you.