Transcript/791: March 30-31, 2023

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Hey everybody, welcome back knowledge Veteran. I'm Jordan. We're a couple dudes like to sit around worship at the altar of saline and talk a little bit about Alex Jones. Oh, indeed. We are Dan Jordan. Jordan,

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I have a quick question for you.

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It's up what's your breasts about today but my bright spots are it's hard for me to think because it's hot it's hot in here. Yeah. Like the the heaters the radiators are out of control and I cannot adjust them. It is brutal. I can't I can't crack a window in in the studio either while we're recording because you scream and even my voice carries so I don't want everyone on the street. Here in our shit. Yeah.

Jordan (00:01:36.000)

Pay for that. It's hot. But for this free show.

Dan (00:01:40.000)

We're recording this in advance a little bit recording a little bit earlier than usual because you're going on a little trip which might be your bright spot was I won't I won't spoil it. Don't you worry. But tonight as we're recording this as the first night of WrestleMania deed, so I'm excited about that. I'm hoping for I look I'm hoping for a good time. Hope everyone has a blast. They have a lot of fun out there. That's that's what I'm looking for. Right? I'm also I just I'm excited for Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens to probably become tag champs. Okay, that'll be fun. All right. All right. It's gonna happen.

Jordan (00:02:12.000)

What are the what are the top bills?

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Probably that that that's out there? Well, I mean, there's two nights of WrestleMania. So tonight is night one the night to probably the headlining match will be that the Tag Team Championship for tonight. Russo's the longest reigning Tag Team Champions in the history against Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn Canadian Canadian the guys who hate each other but also love each other like

Jordan (00:02:41.000)

sure the Canadian way. Yeah, yeah.

Dan (00:02:44.000)

I think that'll probably headline although there are other options like the Women's Championship match might. But the other night night too. We have Cody Rhodes, son of dusty rose was the son of a plumber.

Jordan (00:03:01.000)

He should have to say that yeah, my dad was the son of

Dan (00:03:04.000)

the son of a plumber. Yes. And Cody Rhodes is fighting Roman Reigns for the championship. And he's probably going to win all the Roman Reigns adjacent family members, the bloodline sure they're probably all going to lose. Oh, because they've all been champs for a very long time. Too long. Yep. And it feels like a culmination. Right. Well, this has come come into place. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be fun. I'm not worried about Uncle howdy. He can't hurt me anymore.

Jordan (00:03:33.000)

Free, free local housing. Yeah.

Dan (00:03:35.000)

Although there's a small part of me. That's a little bit suspicious. He'll pop up somewhere. I don't know. But, uh,

Jordan (00:03:41.000)

if I were a betting man, I would be a little worried about Uncle. Hi.

Dan (00:03:47.000)

We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. So yeah, what's your bracelet?

Jordan (00:03:51.000)

My bright spot? Is? It is spring break? Yes. My wife. My wife is off of school for the next week. So we're going to spend a few days out in the in the frozen north. Hey, all right, walking around Canada, seeing the City of Toronto, you know, just just the two of us. We haven't been we haven't been just the two of us for a while. So it'd be nice. Well, I don't know if that's true. The last time we went someplace was with her parent. Oh, that's

Dan (00:04:19.000)

right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So yeah, that'll be nice. And do you know coming right off the heels of the anniversary, you know, it's kind of like a nice little anniversary trip because I hope you have a blast. I've never been to Toronto. I don't think I was thinking about this. I don't think I've ever even been to Canada. Yeah. But I hear wonderful things. I think it'd be great although one of the things that I remember always hearing was that you get weed there Yeah. And that's no longer really all that

Jordan (00:04:45.000)

really that special. Now I will say this It's fucking cheaper there than it is here by a wide margin.

Dan (00:04:52.000)

You say that very emphatically. Believe you because I don't know this to be true. I don't partake

Jordan (00:04:57.000)

I ya know, the last time I was into Toronto was almost 20 full years ago. Damn to see Modest Mouse and Broken Social Scene and Godspeed you black Emperor on Toronto Island. Oh, which to this day still may be the best day I've ever had it started at noon metric was like it was all of Canadians bands.

Dan (00:05:18.000)

This. Maybe not gonna live up to that. Mom maybe while you travel to Canada? Yes, I will be celebrating Canada's son's hopefully becoming Tag Team Champions. It's a very Canadian heavy episode and I have a chocolate bar that someone said that is maple. It's a Canada. That's right seemed chocolate but I might eat that. Well, I have to WrestleMania you're gonna have to Oh, what fun? Yeah, I love a love theme

Jordan (00:05:44.000)

across space and time. We'll give a little cheers with Canadian stuff.

Dan (00:05:48.000)

Oh, I actually I think I might have to have those bars. I'll give you one. All right, take it up there and try and give it to you see what's going on. So Jordan today we have an episode to go over. Oh, yeah. We're gonna be talking about the present day bolshie. Yeah, sure. That sounds about right. So Trump got indicted. Yep, we heard Yep. And so this happened after Alex was off air on Thursday on the 30th. And so he didn't have a chance to respond to it on air. It actually happened while Owen was on air during the War Room. And so we get a little taste of his response to it. But Alex put out a video that evening, of course, that I can only describe as the definition of phoning it in. Oh, yeah. It's his standing in front of a camera and as opposed to being at his desk screaming but we gotta go live show. There used to be a time when he would be like, fuck it. I'm drunk. We are doing a two hour show right now. Yeah, this is too big to miss. Now we'll just like sit and sit in front of the fucking map trying to rip off Paul Joseph Watson. Yeah, and just do a one shot where he's like, this is very serious. It's garbage. Yeah, no,

Jordan (00:06:55.000)

he should have to come out at this point. He shouldn't have to escalate to the point where he comes out in like a black hood. He should be making al Qaeda videos immediately after this. Because that's what he said you're supposed to do if Trump is indicted. That's the line in the sand where we start. I think we all know what we start doing that I

Dan (00:07:13.000)

think he should just like do the same thing that he's doing now but never not have a gas mask on? Yeah, yeah. Like just be

Jordan (00:07:20.000)

like perfect. Take chances. balaclava gas mask. I'm gonna go with Plague Doctor hat. I'd like to

Dan (00:07:27.000)

bring it back. Now is the time. So yeah, this episode has to do with his response from that evening, and then Friday the 31st that show and tepid? Yeah, that's a good word. I think that we find so often that whenever there's the expectation that Alex is going to do something, it's kind of a disappointment, like when he's gonna respond to something big. It's kind of like blew it fizzles. Yeah. And then often he disappears. Yes, yes, he does immediately go far away. And that happens here too. Of course. So it's, it's a mess. It's a mess. But we will cover all angles on it. Top, bottom side. Other side. Okay. But first go to square Yes. Okay. No. Rectangle. I was gonna say rhombus than I did. I've now forgotten what a rhombus is. Geography, geometry, geography. So let's take a look at some new ones. Oh, that's great idea. So first, Michelle and Daniel are having a baby and April. Thank you so much. You are now policy walk.

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not late on that. Yeah,

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that finally got it.

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She was ah, oh, wait, that's not insulting. Yeah, it's just like a like a roast

Jordan (00:08:46.000)

it does it does. It did have that tone.

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Next the Casey Anthony Alex Jones Academy of inept on the ball liars. Thank you so much. You are now policy won't.

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you very much.

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Next, Alex Joker in The Phantom swatches. Thank you so much. You are now policy walk.

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Thank you very much. That

Dan (00:09:03.000)

is a persona five reference. Joker is the main character in it and he has the Phantom Thieves. They're the Phantom Thieves of heart. So it should be the Phantom swatches of lies or something of deceit. Yeah. Something like that. Yeah, you gotta you gotta add the honorific. Yeah. And then in that version of it, where Alex is Joker. He puts together Whoo. Okay, okay, here we go. So Ryu would be

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Rob do Rios Rob reuse Rob do. Ryu do

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I don't remember some of the other characters names. Shit. Oh, it'll be fine. Millie Weaver is Panther. I don't remember what her x n on sure I think is her name. It's been a while since I played that. But anyway, they infiltrate people's subconscious is to make them believe false things right? That's the version of Alex Jones doing persona. That sounds that makes sense. Anyway, now Next Fergie's live band karaoke. Thank you so much. You're now Paul's walk.

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Thank you. So we start Jordan on the evening, where Alex is doing his very lackluster response video. Okay. And he starts a little soft.

Alex Jones (00:10:28.000)

We're here on the evening of Thursday, March 30 2023. And this is a historic milestone for the American republic, just a little over 240 years old. Whether it's a liberal analyst or republican analyst, every historian agrees. No, US president, former or current has ever been indicted by a state grand jury, not even by the feds, because you become a banana republic right away.

Dan (00:10:55.000)

Not necessarily, but also saying that people agree on all sides about a factual statement.

Jordan (00:11:03.000)

Yes, it is. I'm proud of Affirmative. So I'm proud of us for agreeing on a factual statement. That's a new thing.

Dan (00:11:09.000)

It's a small win. It is.

Jordan (00:11:12.000)

It is a win. I appreciate I appreciate the sheer stupidity of that though, being anything meaningful whatsoever, drew just because I can't think of a president in my lifetime that hasn't committed a crime worthy of being arrested for I can't think of a historical president who hasn't maybe, I don't know, Carter's even committed a crime in office they should have been arrested for

Dan (00:11:33.000)

I think, I think if anything, it kind of

Jordan (00:11:37.000)

says we were open and a Republican until.

Dan (00:11:41.000)

But even even that, I think is a little bit wrong. Because here's the issue is like, this is about something that Trump did in order to get into office, you know, this is part of campaign shenanigans or whatever, right? It's not holding him accountable for any of the awful things that we've done while in office. You know, it's not like where is that was, would be what you would like to see a precedent being set for like, oh, you killed all these people with bombs and drones. Right. Well, now must answer for this would be nice. As opposed to you paid some hush money. Yeah. So I don't know if it sets a good precedent.

Jordan (00:12:17.000)

Well, I mean, the the precedent before that was just if you go away, everybody will move on. Right. You know, if Nixon, you know, Nixon was just like, You know what, I'm out. Yeah, you know, and then everybody was like, well, we could cause problems, but he's gone. So let's just all be happy for a little bit. It might

Dan (00:12:33.000)

be fun, but also, it's gonna be gonna be a mess. Let's just

Jordan (00:12:37.000)

move on. You're You're fine. Yeah, yeah. So

Dan (00:12:42.000)

yeah, Alex says believes other other than us. He believes this is a harbinger of collapse. And then he calls on a familiar friend.

Alex Jones (00:12:52.000)

This is the recklessness that always is a hallmark, a harbinger of real collapse, and destruction. The banks are falling apart, the borders are gone. Human smuggling is going on everywhere. Every West, absolute evil is unfolding around us evil. We've forgotten God and we really are a curse nation. It's now time to pray to call for peace. Nobody should be violent over this. I'm really concerned that stage a false flag or provocateur, something that really Prime's the media that Republicans are going to be violent. That's the last thing we need. We're not Antifa we're not the left now. We're gonna play an exclusive statement. We just got minutes ago, from Roger Stone. He's been through what Trump has been through

Jordan (00:13:31.000)

who it's time to pray. Again.

Dan (00:13:35.000)

It is yes. Yeah. I mean, if you're someone like Alex, it's time to be in a constant state of prayer. Yeah,

Jordan (00:13:40.000)

yeah. Read your Thessalonians buddy. Pray without ceasing.

Dan (00:13:43.000)

Rogers statement. Not worth listening to pretty boring. Nothing in there. It's pre recorded. So it's not even him and Alex going back and forth. It's just something you put on his phone probably. And then was like, Hey, Alex, here you go.

Jordan (00:13:56.000)

Yeah. cameo. Yeah.

Dan (00:14:00.000)

Well, I mean, it did better than weaker because Roger turned me down. Tried to get a carrier

Jordan (00:14:05.000)

rat fuck to get him and

Dan (00:14:09.000)

both don't like me. Yep. So yeah, Alex, we know this from listening to a recent episode. He had decided he was going to support Trump. Yes. And Alex kind of misrepresents that.

Alex Jones (00:14:24.000)

So this is the season of them staging terror attacks, and blaming it on Trump supporters. So let's get out ahead of those who say we're not for violence, and they have the motive to do it. So here's Roger Stone's exclusive statement, then a short reading a statement for President Trump. But regardless, I was on the fence about supporting Trump. The last few weeks I said, Okay, I'm for Trump over to Santas, because Trump's been anti world war three, but now, we've got to get behind Trump because they're coming after all of our rights to pick a president or pick other leaders. And of this beta test by the Soros da he controls most days in the country works mostly through Just everybody

Dan (00:15:01.000)

controls all the TAs. Um, so that's just bullshit. I guess you got tired of like Klaus Schwab being the big bad guy. So now we're moving it back to Soros for a little bit.

Jordan (00:15:11.000)

Let's swap can influence DBAs, though. Uh huh.

Dan (00:15:15.000)

Well, you could you could say go along with this or I'll make you eat bugs.

Jordan (00:15:18.000)

That's fair. That is fair. Do you guys hate eating bugs? It's

Dan (00:15:21.000)

it's what we know.

Jordan (00:15:23.000)

A stereotype.

Dan (00:15:24.000)

Yeah. Alex was not on the fence about Trump. That's cute. Trying to pretend that this is they've decided to be on on his side. Now the guy you fuck off. But the other thing you can notice this in these clips that we've listened to already, there is a real insistence of like, there's going to be false flags to blame Trump supporters. Yeah, again, this is just Alex doing pre emptive damage control about the high possibility of some right wing folks committing violence in response to Trump being indicted. Right. He has to get out ahead of that, because he knows his community well enough to know that like, someone's gonna shoot something.

Jordan (00:15:58.000)

Yeah. I mean, I suppose season of terrorists is better than summer of rage. At least we've upped up their game there. You know, but he

Dan (00:16:08.000)

does say summer of rage at some point yet. Yeah. So I don't know if we're really out of the woods.

Jordan (00:16:13.000)

We use both time to pray and we're coming to a summer of rage. I am tired of Iran.

Dan (00:16:18.000)

We had the constitutional

Jordan (00:16:20.000)

right. So tired every right.

Dan (00:16:23.000)

So Alex discusses the indictment, but also lies Tribbett about what it's about.

Alex Jones (00:16:30.000)

They're trying to indict me. They're trying to indict Rand Paul. They're trying to indict everybody. Ham Sandwich. Yeah. And if they can get the feds to do it, Soros controls over 2000 TAs and District Attorney, Attorney General's of a state weaponize law enforcement against the people were they let mass shooters out a couple days after they kill people, or they let pedophiles out. But say that somebody who might have given money to a high end prostitute that that person needs to go to prison even if it's true. And there's no evidence it is. This is so dangerous. Here's Roger Stone statement. Then President Trump's statement, and I'll see you tomorrow 11am Central infowars.com and band dot video. They're doing this not a strength, but out of Deep State desperation because we're winning culturally. We're winning politically. Show now they're hoping to turn the heat up going into the summer for a summer of rage and try to provoke Civil War.

Dan (00:17:32.000)

Haha, gotcha. Dammit. Yeah. It's almost impressive how many misrepresentations about the indictment Alex packed into that tiny clip. He claims that there's no evidence of Trump making this hush money payment, but that's definitely a lie. Part of the charges that sent Michael Cohen to jail were the fact that he made this payment as well as other hush money payments at Trump's behest. He pled guilty.

Jordan (00:17:53.000)

Yeah, I mean, it is it is very funny that they're like, Oh, well, Cohen might not be a reliable witness. And it's like, well, obviously he's not a reliable Trump for years. Of course not. But guess what he is evidence that this happened. He

Dan (00:18:06.000)

very easily quite unreliable witness. But also he had every reason to not plead guilty and went to jail because he pled guilty, which has a strong disincentive to plead guilty. Yes, in that case, so I take that as a little bit of a, you know, putting, walking the walk as it were,

Jordan (00:18:28.000)

I mean, it's hard not to think if the guy who handed the check hush money to a person went to jail, then the person who signed that check should also go to jail. I feel like that's not complicated.

Dan (00:18:41.000)

Well, I think it's a little bit more complicated because Michael Cohen paid her and then Trump repaid him. So there is like, like, right. Veil Okay. plausible deniability. Okay. So it's

Jordan (00:18:55.000)

like the wire. It's like Cohen is the is the kid who goes and takes the order. He's the corner boy. Yeah, I gotcha now. Okay.

Dan (00:19:02.000)

So if the matter were just that Trump had made a payment to a sex worker, I would agree that it doesn't really merit discussion and is totally fine. That's for him and his wife to deal with, I guess have probably won't have at it. The problem here is not that he had those affairs as that would really not be a criminal matter for the state. It's that Trump directed a subordinate to make hush money payments to the people he had affairs with while he was campaigning for president with the explicit purpose of influencing the election. Having an affair or even having an NDA for the sake of protecting people's privacy isn't an issue, but what Trump did as far wider implications leaning towards election fraud. I can understand why Alex would make up a fake version of this indictment to respond to but the idea that his audience would accept that framing is a little sad. Yeah. A little bit to you. You guys, come on. Yeah, about this a little bit.

Jordan (00:19:53.000)

I mean, you know, you figure that for all you know, the thing that Trump should be probably bumped Horror is the number of capture and kill stories that have been handled by so many different outlets where it's like, well, I'm not hush money payments. I'm just so fucking rich. This person will protect me. Yeah, you know, that's an issue the

Dan (00:20:13.000)

whole arrangement with the National Enquirer. Yep. Yeah. So one last clip here and it's, we don't need to hear Rogers statement because it's boring as hell and doesn't really tell us anything right. But Owens commentary right after learning is a little bit interesting. Okay.

Owen Shroyer (00:20:30.000)

Let me just pause right there because I can't help myself. Where I go on, you know, I just have a hard time sympathizing with Donald Trump on this because you were the president. You said you were going to drain the swamp, you didn't do it? Okay,

Jordan (00:20:45.000)

wow. So that's the first logical thing I've ever heard say,

Owen Shroyer (00:20:49.000)

I don't have to defend Donald Trump. I'm going to defend the truth. And I've suffered for supporting Donald Trump as much as almost anybody except maybe Roger Stone. There's very fine Alex, others who have suffered as much as I have for the support of Donald Trump. But that does not change the fact that I'm going to be honest about Donald Trump. And you, Donald Trump said you would drain the swamp, and now you didn't. And so the swamp is coming after you. And you want sympathy from us, who are getting crushed by the swamp to we elected you to get these blood sucking vampires off of our freakin neck. And you want sympathy because they're on yours? They're on ours. We made you president to get him out of here.

Jordan (00:21:39.000)

This is a little bit that is that is all I mean, the number of things that he actually said in there. He has no concept of like, first of all, he's, uh, you noticed? He said, essentially, that the reason Alex is in trouble is because he harassed the Sandy Hook families, not because he supported Trump.

Dan (00:21:58.000)

Well, actually, I think that's one reading of that. But I also think that Alex always says that he is the like person other than Trump and Roger who have been persecuted the most. So I think that maybe Owen is just ripping that off, or just repeating what Alex said, that can take away but then forgetting that he's supposed to put Alex ahead of him. Exactly. And I think the reason is, because he doesn't

Jordan (00:22:19.000)

actually think it. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Then Then following along with that, he's also made the so completely obvious point. That is, I mean, essentially all all of their points bound up in one, which is we elected you to do the thing that you didn't do. Yeah. And there are consequences for that. That's an that's a jump that I have not seen anybody on the right take.

Dan (00:22:44.000)

Yeah, yeah. If you had become a dictator, this wouldn't be happening. And that's the third

Jordan (00:22:47.000)

thing is that we wanted you to become a dictator. immune from all law. Right.

Dan (00:22:55.000)

And because you didn't, I wasn't.

Jordan (00:22:58.000)

And that is, I mean, yeah. Yeah. There's, it's hard to argue with that. Well,

Dan (00:23:03.000)

I think all that's great. And then the side thing that I think also too, is like, there is an aspect of this, that is kind of fun to hear that it's like fuck you, Trump. You didn't, you didn't, like take care of this problem for us, and now it's hurting you. Sure. But also that is being deployed in service of making the same argument that someone who was like they did Trump dirty, you know, like, oh, this, like, we got a support. It's making the same functional argument. So I don't really know how it's more interesting to see me, but it's just the same shit, right? Well,

Jordan (00:23:38.000)

yes, yes. But it does change the value marker to competence. Hmm. What do you mean? I mean, if he were competent, then this wouldn't be happening. So so the idea that that is accidentally being expressed here is that in order to be our leader, you have to accomplish the thing? Yeah, absolutely. I

Dan (00:24:01.000)

misunderstood you because I thought you meant the value marker in terms of like, oh, and oh, no,

Jordan (00:24:06.000)

yeah, no, no, yeah, that makes sense. Which is like when was the last time you that you've felt anybody in this sphere actually want to hold their own people accountable?

Dan (00:24:15.000)

Alex, when he's making ultimatums? You're dirty. So yeah, that's true. No, that's fake fake holding the feet to the fire. Good point. And so is this really totally 100% But we jump to the morning Alex's. I don't know what he's done. Why am I pretending I know I have no idea what he did. He showed up at work. And now he goes on air. But he's in a mood. He's in a mood okay.

Jordan (00:24:45.000)

Okay, so he's in a mood know we got Sinatra

Frank Sinatra (00:24:52.000)

losing my timing this late in my career. Where's the clown?

Alex Jones (00:25:06.000)

It's Friday.

Frank Sinatra (00:25:08.000)

There ought to be class March 31 2023.

Alex Jones (00:25:11.000)

me the next day me see, we are in a major crisis. Our republic is collapsing. The dollar is losing its world reserve currency. Our borders have been purposely lowered. lowered. We are occupied by a corporate global force that seeks to destroy all nation states and the family.

Dan (00:25:43.000)

So like we heard him say it's the summer of rage in his that night clip, but like this is this just feels like you're saying reruns? Yeah. 20 years ago, Alex was announcing that the dollar was being destroyed and taken out as the world currency. 20 years ago, he was saying that the border was gone. And the attack on the family is under underway. He wasn't saying that in 20 years, those things would happen. He was reporting them as happening currently back then. It's pretty remarkable how we can really just hold the audience in the grip of fear about the same things for so long, despite them not happening. And him being wrong all the time. Yeah. It's pretty impressive.

Jordan (00:26:22.000)

Yeah. I mean, the irony of that, is that I But what was it China? And they did, they did take the dollar off as their reserve currency or whatever it is, right. And so you would think that this thing that actually happened that he got so worked up about 20 years ago, finally happening, would make him get equally worked up, if not more so. And it seems very muted and kind of he doesn't give a shit. Well, I

Dan (00:26:48.000)

mean, you heard the Sinatra? Yeah, exactly. He's in a mood. He's in a mood. Yeah, yeah. So we're in a crisis, China crisis of law.

Alex Jones (00:26:55.000)

No matter what you think of President Trump. This is the greatest legal crisis in US history. Every major analyst agrees that this is beyond unprecedented, and is truly a bellwether, or a harbinger of the end of the Republic. Now, you know, I Soros has put in over 2000 district attorneys and county attorneys and controls 22 attorney generals. He's overthrown countless countries, and he will overthrow America. And when I say Soros, I mean the people he represents.

Dan (00:27:30.000)

I failed to care about Alex's opinion about this being a legal crisis. He made million selling shirts and bumper stickers that said Hillary for prison, he and his ilk gleefully chanted lock her up throughout the 2016 election and far beyond. He can straight up just calm down. Yeah, Trump is a former elected official who committed crimes, and now he's being indicted for those crimes. It is true that this hasn't happened before with a former president. But you know, so what I mean,

Jordan (00:27:57.000)

Andrew Jackson, while in office, killed a bunch of people in duels, which I'm fairly certain were illegal at the time. So the sitting United States president was like You murdered people in an illegal

Dan (00:28:08.000)

duel. It feels like everyone was just kind of cool. They were pretty cool with it. Yeah. So legal or not,

Jordan (00:28:14.000)

it was technically illegal. Right?

Dan (00:28:16.000)

It's house rules.

Jordan (00:28:17.000)

It didn't seem that way. At the time. Everyone would agree

Dan (00:28:21.000)

with this statement. If a former elected official has committed a crime, they should be held responsible for it and not get preferential treatment that essentially puts them above the law. I think we can agree on that. Yeah, that's how it should be. Yeah, that kind of thinking is at odds with our general vibe in the United States. You know, we're we're supposed to be all equal under the law, this idea that someone can, you know, just because you held an office, you're all of a sudden for life can't be kick get in trouble.

Jordan (00:28:46.000)

There's not supposed to be an aristocracy. That was kind of the thing we wanted to get rid of.

Dan (00:28:50.000)

However, no one wants politically motivated persecutions and prosecutions to become the norm, which is why you see people like Alex framing things this way. He knows that no one wants political persecution, and that he would look like a complete idiot if he were to argue that Trump as a former president should be immune from prosecution for the rest of his life for whatever he does. In order to solve that optics problem. Alex just rewrites what's going on throws in some shout outs to his boogey man, Soros, and can be pretty confident that his audience will just nod along with it and be like, hurray, give me more fake bills. Yep. Also, it's not super cool for Alex to say that when he says Soros, he means quote, the people Soros represents. I think his audience can pretty clearly translate that kind of code. It's a little blunt. Yeah,

Jordan (00:29:32.000)

that one was pretty on the nose. Yeah,

Dan (00:29:35.000)

not good. No, not good, Alex. Nope. So speaking of not good, yeah. Today's guests aren't good. Oh, no.

Alex Jones (00:29:41.000)

bombshell predicted it yesterday. He'll be joining us in 15 minutes. Robert Barnes is gonna be riding shotgun Oh is gonna be coming in as well as his excellent analysis and I wanted to get on for a long time. Alan Dershowitz is going to be on what is what in the second hour of his history. Michael, what's legal views on this as well, so a big broadcast lined up for you here today,

Dan (00:30:09.000)

man, I don't know if Alex would be excited to have Alan Dershowitz on his show. Isn't Alex supposed to be the guy who broke the whole Epstein thing long before everyone else? If so, does he not realize that Dershowitz was one of Epstein's lawyers back in 2006, where he helped secure a slap on the wrist deals. So Epstein could go on with his sex trafficking of minors for another 20 years. Yeah, Dershowitz was on the view where he said, quote, it's a case that's very, very difficult and very, very painful for me because I saw real victims out there. I think of myself like a doctor or priest. If they wheeled Jeffrey Epstein into the emergency ward, the doctor is going to take care of him. Put slightly more honestly, Epstein was super rich, and there was a lot of money in it for Dershowitz to ignore that there were real victims in the case so he could get Epstein off on a light sentence. So we could go on to victimize more people, right. Oh, and he was a consultant for Harvey Weinstein's legal defense. And he was part of the OG OJ Simpson. Dream Team. Yeah. This isn't a great booking for Alex if he wants to pretend that he's serious about the issues he covers, but I don't think that that's a major concern. There's a chance this kind of interview will get mainstream attention. And that's really all that matters here. And his audience can be, you know, kept from realizing certain things. You'd be still a better booking the Barnes though, but yeah,

Jordan (00:31:27.000)

yeah. I don't know. I don't know what we're gonna do. If if Dershowitz never dies, he seems like he's never going to die. He's going to be immortal. And he's just going to keep representing pieces of shit for longer than you and I will be here. We'll just be watching Dershowitz gracelessly turned into a puddle.

Dan (00:31:48.000)

I wouldn't be surprised if Alex tried to get him.

Jordan (00:31:50.000)

I agree.

Dan (00:31:52.000)

So Roger is on. And here, Alex tries to convince Roger to get in with him on the false flags are coming game and Rogers a little bit resistant, I think he has a decent reason.

Alex Jones (00:32:04.000)

Okay. Now, Roger, I want to raise this point to you, and then get your breakdown of it. And then how you see this unfolding. They're losing so bad with this in the polls. It's blown up completely in their face. It's causing the entire Republicans structure to line up behind Trump. As you said, he's up 2530 points now. And he was dead he a month ago with the Santas. And as new polls are coming out, showing him shooting up even higher. Everybody knows he's a murderer. By knows Biden's a pedophile and his son's a pedophile of Chinese agents, 100 laptop and all of it. I can sit back I know the enemy's playbook, there is no way without them shutting off truck bombs and blaming it on us. Or a mass shootings or a race attack or something that this is going to work for them. So I see the next card being staged violence be blamed on us. A you agree with that and be how do we get ahead of that and stop that because we're winning? We forced them to engage in this open Banana Republic behavior, which is blowing up further so or am I missing something here? Because I think the only thing I can do now is launch world war three, maybe a total collapse? I mean, we're already there. Roger Stone, what do you think?

Roger Stone (00:33:11.000)

Alex? I think it all entirely depends on timing, timing of which we're not sure. Let's be very clear. Even now, we're reacting to a leak story, The New York Times and picked up by CNN. We haven't even seen the actual criminal indictment.

Dan (00:33:28.000)

Yeah. Yeah. See there? These are two people having two different conversations. Yeah. Rogers response is fairly tactical and reasonable. And as much as it's like, lay, we don't even know what's in here. Exactly. Yeah. Let's wait till we know some more details. Also Rogers a bit closer to Trump. So he probably is like, yep. I know that, hey, we don't know. We don't know the facts. So let's not get worked up about false flags and all this stuff. Yeah. Alex is having a separate conversation, which surrounds the idea of creating pre emptive justification for right wing acts of domestic terrorism. And so they're kind of at odds, in that sense.

Jordan (00:34:07.000)

Yeah. I mean, okay, maybe maybe if somebody wants to have the how do we get out in front of domestic terrorism conversation? You are either in on that or you're out on that? You know, there's no, no like, Okay, well, we'll talk about that a little bit. It makes

Dan (00:34:25.000)

me wonder if Roger is like, super aware of that game in the moment that Alex is playing, because at times it seems like he does but in this time, maybe it's just I don't even want to play or whatever.

Jordan (00:34:37.000)

I mean, it could be Rogers old and he's not important anymore. Maybe he's just tired. Maybe he's just tired of being the globe traveling rat fucker. We all know he's also

Dan (00:34:45.000)

like, he's wiggled out of so many tight spots over the course of his career, and like the last one was real tight. Yeah. And so maybe required the literal President of the United States to get out of and it required a literal coat I'm a big Christian now. Yeah. So you had to do the whole thing. Yeah. So maybe he's just kind of glad to be

Jordan (00:35:07.000)

like that. Outside of the prison. Yeah.

Dan (00:35:11.000)

So we got Barnes. Also in the mixture, right? This is just like a big stew of people. Yeah. I mean, Rosen, he throws these people. Well, yeah. Roger is on with Barnes for a little bit. And then Barnes is on with Dershowitz for a little bit. And so here's Alex asking Barnes a little question.

Alex Jones (00:35:30.000)

Barnes we're going to break in a minute and a half. But what are you going to be covering coming up, you'll be riding shotgun with our show which one minute on what's most important right now.

Robert Barnes (00:35:38.000)

This is unprecedented, unparalleled territory. So I'm trying to present in a place where the gut the left is willing to use any power it has to derail constitutional democracy and the rule of law in America. And so I mean, what we're facing, I mean, he the we've never had a situation where a former president has been indicted, we've never had a situation where the leading opponent of the incumbent administration has been indicted. This has never happened before. So this is completely unprecedented, and probably is a bit of a weakness in our constitutional system that this wasn't addressed or resolved sooner. But I think this is a distance Trump expose the corruption of the FBI, expose the degree of power of the deep state, expose the nature of the George Soros and Bill Gates, globalist operations just by his President triggering their opposition publicly and exposing themselves to the public. Trump is now exposing how dangerously politically weaponized, our criminal and civil justice systems really have become

Dan (00:36:43.000)

quite quite a bit of analysis.

Jordan (00:36:45.000)

Wow. I mean, you know, the other guy who was on the show, was convicted of, I mean, campaign fraud, essentially, lying to the FBI. Yeah. In this case, on Trump's behalf, that this this whole thing, that wasn't even the worst crime that Trump committed that month, like, we're way past where the rule of law might be an issue. Also,

Dan (00:37:09.000)

Trump's personal lawyer went to prison issues surrounding this exact same set of

Jordan (00:37:15.000)

circumstances. People in his orbit have done time.

Dan (00:37:19.000)

Yeah. And at least one of them for things involving this. Yeah, same thing. Yes. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know Barnes. You're not You're not convincing me. So anyway, Alex says Dershowitz come in, and he's pretty excited is pumped to have this guy. All right. Well,

Alex Jones (00:37:34.000)

I'm excited after many years trying to get him on the show that we've got him. I agree with him on about 90% of stuff. But nobody can deny that Alan Dershowitz is hands down America's top lawyer.

Dan (00:37:47.000)

I 90% 10% means nothing. That's just something that I like says if he has someone that he should not like, yeah. Just sort of dodge having to talk about the Hey, this is a guy who was Epstein's lawyer. Right, right, right. Yeah, that's a 10%. We

Jordan (00:38:02.000)

Yeah, I mean, it is it is like 90% 10%. It's just that the 10% is like a genocide. You know, like, it's always like, Okay, well, listen, I agree with most of what this guy does. Now, of course, he killed 17 million people with the poison shot, but we don't agree on every 10% 10%. Is that really that big a deal?

Dan (00:38:21.000)

So, Dershowitz sounds like, if you could imagine someone who used to be one of Trump's lawyers, who is also on a book tour, about a book that he wrote about how they're trying to jam trump up, sure. He really sounds kinda like that. Yeah, kinda like a guy who's super invested and involved in supporting Trump, who's also trying to sell a book.

Jordan (00:38:43.000)

Are you saying that maybe he's not an objective? Oh, boy.

Dan (00:38:47.000)

Beyond that even

Alan Dershowitz (00:38:48.000)

he's a Democratic district attorneys and attorneys general. And now they are prosecuting forget about the fact that he's the first former president to be prosecuted. He's the first presidential candidate to be prosecuted, and he's running against the head Democrat in the world, obviously, President Joe Biden, and when an popularly elected democratic da swore to get Trump is going after the man running the dance, essentially, his boss, the chief Democrat, he better have a slam dunk ironclad case. And I have to tell you, I haven't seen the indictment yet. But from based on what I've seen, this may be the weakest case I've seen in my 60 years of practicing law. So this is a danger to American democracy and the rule of law. And I hope that Americans, and people all over the world will read my book at Trump as a way of saying to brag, we're holding you accountable. You may not be on the panel in New York, where everybody votes against Trump, but we're gonna hold you accountable

Dan (00:39:53.000)

by reading my book. Yeah, we're gonna hold the Attorney General of New York accountable. Bye. Selling my book. Sure, buy a copy of get Trump today. Yep. Yep. Great work. Yeah. So anyway,

Jordan (00:40:06.000)

I feel like

Dan (00:40:08.000)

here's you make a great point, though, that he hasn't seen the indictment.

Jordan (00:40:12.000)

This is the weakest thing I've ever seen. I haven't seen it. Yeah. I here's, here's the problem. I feel like as far as trust in our justice system goes, everyone involved in the justice system is allowed to lie all the time. And I feel like in order to have a justice system that you can trust, if you are participating in it, you can't lie I feel like that's so simple like that cops can lie is so fucked up. Yeah, you know, cops should not be able to lie to me. You know, that seems that seems simple, like lawyers, Jesus Christ lawyers shouldn't be able to lie. That's the number one thing lawyers shouldn't be able to do you

Dan (00:40:48.000)

think that there is some disciplinary action that could come from if you do it in a courtroom? Right. But outside of a courtroom?

Jordan (00:40:55.000)

How can I trust anybody inside a courtroom? If outside the courtroom, their fucking lie in all the goddamn time?

Dan (00:41:01.000)

It's a challenge. You

Jordan (00:41:02.000)

know, like, I can't sit, I can't split those two apart. No, I get that you I get that people have this concept of like, well, within these four walls, and to me, those four walls are pretend they're pretend

Dan (00:41:14.000)

there are certain career paths that I think require a greater deal of integrity than others. Lawyers are one law enforcement people or another elected officials or another like those are things where it's like you have a higher threshold because you were being entrusted with public trust.

Jordan (00:41:32.000)

Uh, huh. And insane amount of public trust and power. Yeah.

Dan (00:41:36.000)

And I don't think people are held to those standards. And that is unfortunate. They should hold themselves to it, quite frankly, you would think you would hope they would want to, but it turns out, it's far more profitable, not to

Jordan (00:41:45.000)

Yeah, I mean, they the trick is you have ethics investigations and committees, and all of those things that are independent watchdogs to follow through and make sure that everybody's held accountable. And then they get a $20,000. Fine.

Dan (00:41:59.000)

And then who was Yeah, so Alan Dershowitz is pissed off that Michael Cohen, because he thinks that he's an unreliable witness. Sure. All right. Agreed. But apparently he's also slandered Dershowitz to

Alan Dershowitz (00:42:17.000)

a prosecutor can't put a witness on the stand who he knows or reasonably suspects may be lying. And Michael Cohen, My God is there is the word liar appears in the dictionary, Michael Collins is I mean, he's the next of mine who was lawyers lied to the federal authorities like the state authorities. And then your recent the interesting vignette involving me. So his lawyers and how's it Oh, yeah, he was a liar. In the past. He lied to everybody. But suddenly, God has come down to him, lightning struck, and he's suddenly turned through it to complete truth teller. Well, two days ago, he did a tweet about me, which constituted a defamatory lie. He suggested that I was on Jeffrey Epstein's island with underage girls. Obviously, that never happened. The one person who accused me as now we can't didn't basically said she may have mistaken me for somebody else. Nobody has ever accused me even she never accused me of being an FCS out.

Alex Jones (00:43:14.000)

You're not, you're not on the flight logs, and no one has ever said they saw you other than one person that

Alan Dershowitz (00:43:20.000)

decided to lie about me, and I'm going to sue him. And so this

Jordan (00:43:23.000)

will be something so I'm crossing the discovery process. I'm

Alex Jones (00:43:27.000)

gonna shoot Michael Cohen. That's big news

Alan Dershowitz (00:43:31.000)

for defamation, and then the question that if he takes the witness stand, he'll be asked you say you started telling the truth, but you just lied about Alan Dershowitz. You know, he wasn't on Epstein tell, you know, he's never as excellent underage girl. He just got mad at him because he called you a liar. So you made up a story about him. So you're still lying. Right? How was he gonna get around that?

Dan (00:43:52.000)

Look? If these people need to turn this all into a circus, they're going to do that. I understand that and I want no part of it. Also, you can tell Alex is like Why the fuck did you bring this up? I know dude, what the fuck is wrong with you do this. I don't know what the reality is with Dershowitz, in terms of like going to the island or his involvement with Epstein's crimes. But I do know that it's a lie that he wasn't on the flight logs. Alex is just making that up. Just as a reaction defense kind of like a knee jerk or he's intentionally lying to cover for Dershowitz. Dershowitz traveled on Epstein's private jet along with galane Maxwell quote one Unidentified Female a hazel and declare in December 1997, long before he was his lawyer, working to get him a sweet slap on the wrist deal so we could keep hurting people. And there were plenty of other trips between then and 2005. And article about their connection in Gawker is so goddamn funny. After all, the logs came out and his connection to this very powerful, very evil child predator was made public. Dershowitz played the I barely know the guy card, insisting that they weren't friends and that their relationship was professional Gawker contrasts that with the comment that Dershowitz made in a Vanity Fair article that came out before the revelations of Epstein being a child sex trafficker.

Jordan (00:45:09.000)

So in a different context, perhaps his answer is not the same. He said,

Dan (00:45:14.000)

this is from that Vanity Fair article, quote, Alan Dershowitz says that as he was getting to know Epstein, his wife asked him if he would still be close to him if Epstein suddenly filed for bankruptcy, Dershowitz says he replied, quote, absolutely. I would be as interested in him as a friend. If we had hamburgers on the boardwalk in Coney Island and talked about his ideas. He went on to say, quote, I'm on my 20th book, the only person outside my immediate family that I send drafts to is Jeffrey. So yeah, they weren't they weren't friends.

Jordan (00:45:45.000)

Wow. That is astonishing. Yeah, they

Dan (00:45:49.000)

weren't they weren't close at all. Yeah, so without drifting into some of the more uncertain territory, what we can say is that he was flying on Epstein's plane long before he had a real legitimate professional reason to and seems to have been really comfortable talking about what good friends they were before everyone knew Epstein was a monster. Take that how you will. But no matter what you think it's really shameful shit for Alex to have him on as a guest and not grill him about this stuff. Not only is Alex not pressing any hard questions about Epstein. He's lying about Dershowitz his relationship with Epstein in order to make him more palatable to the audience. And why? Because he's pro Trump. This is just like how Alex had no idea but William bars connection to Epstein like when Barr was playing ball with Trump, but Alex suddenly remembered all that stuff. As soon as Barr needed to be painted as an enemy because he didn't side with Trump. Alex deprives his audience of being able to make an informed decision about people and events by only presenting a tailored version of reality, curated to serve whatever the current narratives and needs are. It's gross in general, but so much more gross. In this case where it involves Epstein a story that Alex claims he was the first to cover his pathetic Yeah,

Jordan (00:46:59.000)

yeah, what fucks me up? Well, it fucks me up about it so much is like, you know, when you we I've complained too many times that there aren't enough aren't enough folk, you know. And it is one of those things where it is Alex and his ilk that are standing in the way by claiming that everybody in the government is a pedophile. From people actually holding the people on Epstein circle accountable. Like it is Alex's job to run interference for those people by claiming all of this bullshit, and now he's got Dershowitz on there to help whitewash his Yeah, you know, it's like, what the fuck if we were able to hold any of if we were able to hold Epstein's if people who were on Epstein's flight logs were held accountable. How many people would we not have to deal with? We would have a lot more people. There's

Dan (00:47:51.000)

a few Yeah, um, one of the one of the things that I would say just in response to that, is that like, I don't know if Alex is making it, like, so we can't, but he's not helping. Yeah, that's definitely what because I think that there's other people beyond just derelicts in his right wing shithead friends true.

Jordan (00:48:07.000)

No, absolutely.

Dan (00:48:07.000)

Absolutely. That it's just, I don't know, I found it to be a real bummer. I mean, just I know that Alex didn't cover Epstein before everyone. We I know that's not the case. We all know that. Um, but he thinks he is he was, yeah. And this behavior is, like, really out of sync with and disgraceful to who he's pretending to be. Yeah. And that's, that's a bummer. Yeah,

Jordan (00:48:31.000)

at a certain point. I'm not mad at him from outside of Infowars. I'm mad at him from inside. Yeah, like you're wrong. A wrong about you? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.

Dan (00:48:41.000)

We're in the second hour at this point. And I noticed the Barnes was talking a lot more. Yeah. And so they go to break, and they come back, come back and Alex has just left.

Robert Barnes (00:48:55.000)

Welcome back to the Alex Jones Show. Robert, volunteer guest hosting with the one and only the inimitable Professor Alan Dershowitz. Wow, the greatest living constitutional lawyer, and in our time on matters of criminal law, civil law and political arena as well has managed to cover all three in his lifetime a rare someone that I would like to emulate over my legal career if I get the I believe fortune to do so. Professor Dershowitz.

Dan (00:49:23.000)

You may have you may be able to emulate him and as much as you both have trashed reputation, yeah. So So Alex has gone

Jordan (00:49:31.000)

just gone. Just gone. Just gone. Just gone. Took off. Did somebody was somebody whispering in his ear? Like, you know, Dershowitz was right.

Dan (00:49:39.000)

I don't know. I think he probably had a hearing to go to. Most likely I have to assume because it's it's abrupt and he has a big guest yeah on so I don't feel like it would have been just like a I'm not feeling it. Yeah, thing

Jordan (00:49:53.000)

I can't think of much that seems less entertaining than a Barnes Dershowitz concert. Station. Yeah, about politics. Yeah,

Dan (00:50:03.000)

I listened to it and it's not good. No, we're not gonna listen to any more of it. Thank you so much because then something else happens. Okay, so Barnes is hosting with Dershowitz. And then all of a sudden oh and shows up,

Unknown Speaker (00:50:17.000)

oh, wildcard Friday

Owen Shroyer (00:50:19.000)

on the Alex Jones Show. You got Alex Jones. You've had Roger Stone. You've had Robert Barnes. You met Alan Dershowitz. And now Owen Shroyer and Robert Barnes and everybody talking about the Trump indictments today.

Dan (00:50:33.000)

Don't care. Nope. So it's time. Yeah. You know, I'm all I'm all pumped. I'm ready for the Trump indictments, spectacular. And it turns out, it's fucking wildcard Friday, or Alex's there for maybe an hour and 20 minutes of the show. Yeah. And then Barnes takes over to interview Alan Dershowitz. And then no one shows up. And he says he doesn't take calls. I said, No,

Jordan (00:50:57.000)

that is that is a carousel of people on the stupid V evil continuum. But

Dan (00:51:03.000)

what shit? Yeah,

Jordan (00:51:04.000)

that's garbage. Yeah, that is garbage.

Dan (00:51:06.000)

Oh, Alex, it was supposed to mean that's big time.

Jordan (00:51:09.000)

Oh, think about that, that that's this is going to be I know, it doesn't exist anymore. But if we were going to do this as your life for Alex Jones, and these are the people who showed up, you'd be like, No, that's about right. This is your life, buddy. Yeah,

Dan (00:51:23.000)

these are the people who were weren't busy. You did it. But also the other thing that I would, I would say, here is this, to me feels like the main event of WrestleMania. One of the competitors shows up, and then bring some weirdo along. Yeah. And then they leave halfway through the match of the week. Whatever. But yeah, this is the

Jordan (00:51:44.000)

guy who just got into something about like when you have when you're a kid, and you have two circles of friends and you bring one from the one circle of friends to your other circle friend's house, and then you're like, oh, man, I gotta go. And then that person is just stuck there. Like just abandon to to a group of strangers who don't like them. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Dan (00:52:03.000)

I just can't handle it. Yeah, I can't handle them like hot potato in the hosting duties around musical chairs and some shit.

Jordan (00:52:12.000)

Yeah, that's the sign of a good operation. Having no idea who's going to be hosting in the next 15 minutes. Oh, Barnes.

Dan (00:52:18.000)

We need you there for 15 minutes to fill the gap between when I'm leaving and when Owen will show up. And unreal. Unreal. So anyway, that maybe, I mean, obviously this is a little bit of a shorter episode, but it's what happened. Yeah, there's no other bust this is a wet blanket. Yeah, on our excitement about possible drunk hatchet throwing, or something just there.

Jordan (00:52:52.000)

There is so many I can't begin to describe the number of like, people see a clip of Alex and then send out a message from and whatever avenue of like, can't wait for the knowledge fight guys to cover this. And every time I want to be like, listen, I know you think that yeah, you're way wrong. Yeah.

Dan (00:53:14.000)

A lot of times those clips are what goes around because they're the only thing Yeah, and when they're put into their larger context, they often aren't as entertaining as they appear to be or they're entertaining for a different reason. right those are the ones that I like the ones that are like entertaining for a like much different reasons like the clip of ALEC saying he was going to eat his neighbor's yeah is great but taking in the larger context of that episode where he keeps talking about even funnier much much fun

Jordan (00:53:42.000)

much funnier. You're not gonna get that shit from rom Philip.

Dan (00:53:45.000)

No, but this sucks. Yeah. Fuck you, Alex. Fuck you. This is this was your time to shine.

Jordan (00:53:51.000)

I mean. That's the best time like he's gonna have more eyes on him because of the indictment. Here's what

Dan (00:54:01.000)

we do. I'm pitching this. Okay. All eyes are on Alex. Obviously I agree with you. Night of drunk hatchet throwing totally, absolutely shows up the next morning completely hungover, but he pretends that he was just up all night having meetings 100. So he has all of this inside information that he can riff off the top of his head. Great. Love it. He has Dershowitz and they talk a little bit about the law. And then he flips the script on him. Totally takes him to task for being Epstein's lawyer. Amazed I lured you in here.

Jordan (00:54:28.000)

Amazing. That is, I mean, honestly, I wouldn't actually fucking watch that

Dan (00:54:33.000)

shit. Yeah, it'd be a better show.

Jordan (00:54:35.000)

It'd be better. It'd be a much better show. Yeah, yeah.

Dan (00:54:38.000)

So anyway, you're going to be in Canada this week? Well, one of the reasons that we're recording in advance is that we're gonna have episodes for the week you bet for everybody. So there will be no disruption of podcast manufacturing,

Jordan (00:54:51.000)

no service outages. No, no.

Dan (00:54:54.000)

Last month, you know, there was a lot of stuff going on. You know, we had our live shows and then I went to Florida and So, you know, there's a lot less sneaking. Yeah, yeah, so a lot less Wednesday episode. So I want to I want to say we may be sneaky we may be sneaking there may be some sneaking. We didn't forget

Jordan (00:55:11.000)

no one has the snake ever not snuck

Dan (00:55:15.000)

on a long enough time scale steaks tend to sneak

Jordan (00:55:18.000)

also furthermore I mean you can't sneak if you're always doing something people know where to look exactly,

Dan (00:55:23.000)

exactly, but I do I was worried a little bit that people might have thought that we had retreated to our snake caves.

Jordan (00:55:31.000)

That's what you want. You want them to think oh, that's the end of sneaky snake episode. So

Dan (00:55:35.000)

maybe I'm doing a disservice by or maybe it's a double bluff could be maybe we won't have any CTC. Before I know next time, but until then we will

Jordan (00:55:49.000)

fight.com Hit Burleigh on Twitter. We are on Twitter it's at and I'll just go fight Yes,

Dan (00:55:52.000)

we'll be back. But until then, I'm Neil I'm Leo MD ZX Clark have bought up the whip.

Robert Barnes (00:55:59.000)

Oh, you know what? And now here comes the Sex Robot. Andy in

Alex Jones (00:56:03.000)

Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. So Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.