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	~~Dune which is you know great writer uh~~		(Red Alert, Red Alert)
	~~but Dune is really heavy and lets you~~
	~~into the mindset of the globalist but~~
	~~also what's really going on it's it's~~
	~~it's that uh paulit trates once he~~
	~~accesses his full male lines genetic~~
	~~memory which we all have but can't~~
	~~access he he then sees all the future~~
	~~paths but then he also understands his~~
	~~decisions and others make determinations~~
	~~on that path so imagine having all that~~
	~~knowledge and being able to see the~~
	~~future paths but understanding that it's~~
	~~foggy because you don't know what free~~
	~~Will's going to~~
	~~do knowledge~~
	~~fight Hall of Trades and that archetyp~~
	~~is not a God but he's beginning to be~~
	~~able to at least see some of what God~~
	~~sees he can't interpret it all but he's~~
	~~now been given Godlike vision and and~~
	~~and and so there's many Antichrist~~
	~~there's one final Antichrist the B tells~~
	~~us and and the Antichrist is always~~
	~~trying to put his signal out~~

	knowledge but but we have to understand		-- like in Dune which is, you know great writer uh,
	that it could be a 500 years or next
	year it ~~going to~~ be 10 million years or		but Dune is really heavy and lets you into the mindset of the Globalists but also what's really going on.
	it could be next week we are determining
	through this the future does that make		It's, it's, it's that uh Paul Atreides once he accesses his full male line's genetic memory, which we all have but can't
	~~sense~~		access, He then sees all the future paths
	~~absolutely~~ I've read it like eight times
	~~yeah~~ it's good stuff let's go to Harry		but then he also understands his decisions and others make determinations on that path, so imagine having all that knowledge and being able to see the future paths but understanding that it's foggy because you don't know what free will's gonna do.
	go ahead and unmute yourself and say
	what you have to say I really love what		Kn-kn-kn-knowledge Fight
	you just
	~~said and~~ and		(Red Alert, Red Alert)
	~~T knowledge fight.~~com
	~~knowledge fight~~		Paul Atreides and that archetype's not a God but he's beginning to be able to at least see some of what God sees. He can't interpret it all but he's now been given God-like vision and, and, and, and so there's many Antichrists, there's one final Antichrist the Bible tells us and then the Antichrist is always trying to put his signal out.
	I have great respect ~~but~~ knowledge
	~~F knowledge~~ Dan and		Knowledge Fight
	~~Jordan~~ I need I need
	~~money stop~~		but but we have to understand that it could be a 500 years or next year it could be 10 million years or it could be next week. We are determining through this the future, does that make sense?
	it ~~St bre~~
	Red ~~alerted alerted alerted~~ Alert ~~aled~~		Absolutely
	~~alert.~~com ~~stop~~ it I just want to have
	fun with it but you didn't think ~~Doom~~		I've read it like eight times.
	was good no I walked out of the theater
	halfway through I think if you're a fan		Yeah it's good stuff, let's go to Harry go ahead and unmute yourself and say what you have to say.
	of Dune you were excited to watch this
	amazing cinematography but I was too		I really love what you just said
	confused uh um because it was just like
	it's time to		Dan and Jordan
	~~pray~~
			I am sweating

			Knowledge Fight dot com

			(Red Alert, Red Alert)

			Knowledge Fight

			I have great respect for knowledge fight

			Knowledge Fight

			Dan and Jordan

			I need I need money

			(Red Alert, Red Alert)

			(Red Alert, Red Alert)

			Stop it!

			Andy in-- It's time to pray!

			(Red Alert, Red Alert, ...)

			Kn-Kn-Knowledge Fight dot com

			Stop it!

			I just want to have fun with it, but you didn't think Dune was good?

			No I walked out of the theater halfway through.
			I think if you're a fan of Dune you were excited to watch this amazing cinematography but I was too confused, uh um, because it was just like--

			It's time to pray

			(Intense Vocals from Paul's Dream)

			Kn-Kn-Knowledge Fight

			And I have great respect for knowledge

	~~and I have great respect for knowledge~~
	like knowledge fight I'm sick of them		like knowledge fight I'm sick of them
	posing as if they're the good guys		posing as if they're the good guys
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	stop		stop
	it I am sweating		it I am sweating
	Andy ~~and~~ Kansas you're on the air thanks
			Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks
	for holding Alex my first time color I'm		for holding Alex my first time color I'm
	a huge fan I Love Your World Knowledge		a huge fan I Love Your World Knowledge

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	First played in [[323: July 19, 2019]], and first used as an intro song starting in [[324: Bilderberg Speeches]], this version of the intro is used for the majority of [[List of Knowledge Fight episodes\|Knowledge Fight Episodes]].		First played in [[323: July 19, 2019]], and first used as an intro song starting in [[324: Bilderberg Speeches]], this version of the intro is used for the majority of [[List of Knowledge Fight episodes\|Knowledge Fight Episodes]].

	~~{{#ev:~~		<youtube>Ye1ihZjB_Xc</youtube>
	youtube
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	====Lyrics====		====Lyrics====
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	[[Elizabeth Williamson]] wrote a profile of Dan and Jordan entitled "[https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/18/us/politics/alex-jones.html Alex Jones's Podcasting Hecklers Face Their Foil's Downward Slide]". This prompted [[Harrison Smith]] to do a whole segment clumsily attempting to make fun of both Dan and Jordan and the article, which DJ Danarchy immediately turned into a song, which was played as the intro for [[551: April 20-21, 2021]].		[[Elizabeth Williamson]] wrote a profile of Dan and Jordan entitled "[https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/18/us/politics/alex-jones.html Alex Jones's Podcasting Hecklers Face Their Foil's Downward Slide]". This prompted [[Harrison Smith]] to do a whole segment clumsily attempting to make fun of both Dan and Jordan and the article, which DJ Danarchy immediately turned into a song, which was played as the intro for [[551: April 20-21, 2021]].

	~~{{#ev:~~		<youtube>UmYm_wBaFNQ</youtube>
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	==== Lyrics====		==== Lyrics====
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	Played during the live shows in Milwaukee, [[783: March 2, 2006 (Live)]] and [[784: August 9, 2013 (Live)]].		Played during the live shows in Milwaukee, [[783: March 2, 2006 (Live)]] and [[784: August 9, 2013 (Live)]].

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	===Cantina Edit ===		===Cantina Edit ===

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	In the wake of ensuring that his client secured the biggest ever defamation judgement in US history, [[Norm Pattis]] went on his podcast to complain that it was actually "Alex Haters" like KnowledgeFight who were to blame for InfoWars years long contempt of court campaign. DJ Danarchy remixed Norm's whining into a special intro for [[739: Formulaic Objections Part 8]].		In the wake of ensuring that his client secured the biggest ever defamation judgement in US history, [[Norm Pattis]] went on his podcast to complain that it was actually "Alex Haters" like KnowledgeFight who were to blame for InfoWars years long contempt of court campaign. DJ Danarchy remixed Norm's whining into a special intro for [[739: Formulaic Objections Part 8]].

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	===Highwayman Edit===		===Highwayman Edit===

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	===Wild Wild West Edit===		===Wild Wild West Edit===

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	Created for part of a set performed at the live shows in Milwaukee. This is starts out the same as the Wild Wild West Edit, but transitions into the Cantina theme partway through.		Created for part of a set performed at the live shows in Milwaukee. This is starts out the same as the Wild Wild West Edit, but transitions into the Cantina theme partway through.

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	Celine made an audible meow in [[813: May 29, 2023]], which was turned into this intro played for [[814: June 1, 2023]].		Celine made an audible meow in [[813: May 29, 2023]], which was turned into this intro played for [[814: June 1, 2023]].

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	=== Live in Scotland Intro ===		=== Live in Scotland Intro ===

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	===Live in England Intro===		===Live in England Intro===

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	===Episode #911 Intro===		===Episode #911 Intro===

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	}}

	====Lyrics====		====Lyrics====

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	During the episode "Doing Dune: Part 2", Dan spoke over the standard theme song to produce a Dune-themed intro.		During the episode "Doing Dune: Part 2", Dan spoke over the standard theme song to produce a Dune-themed intro.

			===Danarchy's "Paul's Dream" Remix===
			Likely inspired by Dan's bootleg Dune intro, DJDanarchy produced the following remix, incorporating elements from the Dune soundtrack.

			<youtube>JTyzwvtdcqc</youtube>

			<blockquote>
			Dune which is you know great writer uh
			but Dune is really heavy and lets you
			into the mindset of the globalist but
			also what's really going on it's it's
			it's that uh paulit trates once he
			accesses his full male lines genetic
			memory which we all have but can't
			access he he then sees all the future
			paths but then he also understands his
			decisions and others make determinations
			on that path so imagine having all that
			knowledge and being able to see the
			future paths but understanding that it's
			foggy because you don't know what free
			Will's going to
			do knowledge
			fight Hall of Trades and that archetyp
			is not a God but he's beginning to be
			able to at least see some of what God
			sees he can't interpret it all but he's
			now been given Godlike vision and and
			and and so there's many Antichrist
			there's one final Antichrist the B tells
			us and and the Antichrist is always
			trying to put his signal out

			knowledge but but we have to understand
			that it could be a 500 years or next
			year it going to be 10 million years or
			it could be next week we are determining
			through this the future does that make
			sense
			absolutely I've read it like eight times
			yeah it's good stuff let's go to Harry
			go ahead and unmute yourself and say
			what you have to say I really love what
			you just
			said and and
			T knowledge fight.com
			knowledge fight
			I have great respect but knowledge
			F knowledge Dan and
			Jordan I need I need
			money stop
			it St bre
			Red alerted alerted alerted Alert aled
			alert.com stop it I just want to have
			fun with it but you didn't think Doom
			was good no I walked out of the theater
			halfway through I think if you're a fan
			of Dune you were excited to watch this
			amazing cinematography but I was too
			confused uh um because it was just like
			it's time to
			pray

			and I have great respect for knowledge
			like knowledge fight I'm sick of them
			posing as if they're the good guys
			saying we are the bad guys
			knowledge
			fight Dan and
			George knowledge
			fight I need I need money and the theas
			stop
			it I am sweating
			Andy and Kansas you're on the air thanks
			for holding Alex my first time color I'm
			a huge fan I Love Your World Knowledge
			Ffight I love you
			</blockquote>

			===Knowledge Fight Episode #1000 Intro Theme===
			To celebrate episode [[1000: January 20, 2025]], DJDanarchy made a custom intro.

			<youtube>aEdtFVFL_ss</youtube>

			<blockquote>
			yeah this this show is powerful
			knowledge fight is powerful so I was
			telling you when it was a covert very
			small operation it's let's let's not
			exaggerate it's about a thousand times
			bigger now I really have nightmares
			about knowledge fight let's not
			exaggerate there's got to be over a
			thousand on the air on record 1,000
			shows big deal they enjoy it I mean this
			is getting SC these people are crazy
			very interesting people Dan andj these
			are Kim Jang on one of these and of
			course I've been listening to Dan since
			I was about 40 he's a multiplatinum
			recording artist done for the Wild Wild
			West remake with Will Smith I just got
			called racist Dan and Jordan do that a
			couple times a week that's at least 300
			400 500 maybe a thousand a thousand
			shows I don't know and I wasn't hurt
			that they called me names myself I was
			hurt that they were so evil so a
			thousand episodes knowledge fight fight
			fight let's not exaggerate more than a
			thousand knowledge fight shows I'm being
			lied about and demonized usually a
			couple times a week Dan and Jordan
			trying to psychologically inoculate the
			public that I'm a bad guy that I'm an
			evil person so I rarely respond to it
			these people are bad I really lay awake
			at night thinking how to beat them happy
			1000 show show
			</blockquote>

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[[Knowledge Fight]] has had a variety of intro songs, created by [[DJ Danarchy]]. Most are associated with only one or two episodes, and were created to commemorate specific events in the podcast's history. DJ Danarchy maintains listings of his Knowledge Fight related work [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ30x9KS3NWydyBoQaBy5V6-6ipV4SeYy here] and [https://hearthis.at/danarchy/set/kf/ here].

===Standard Intro===

First played in [[323: July 19, 2019]], and first used as an intro song starting in [[324: Bilderberg Speeches]], this version of the intro is used for the majority of [[List of Knowledge Fight episodes|Knowledge Fight Episodes]].

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====Lyrics====

<blockquote>Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Knowledge Fight!

Dan and Jordan

I am sweating

Knowledge Fight dot com

It's time to pray!

I have great respect for knowledge fight

Knowledge Fight

I am sick of them posing as if they are the good guys saying we are the bad guys

Knowledge Fight

Dan and Jordan

Knowledge Fight

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

I- I- I- need I need money

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Andy in Kansas A- A- Andy in-

Stop it!

Andy in Kansas Andy in Kansas

It's time to pray!

Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding

Hello Alex I am a first time caller I am a huge fan I love your work

Knowledge Fight

Knowledge Fight dot com

I love you</blockquote>

===[[Harrison Smith]] Version===

[[Elizabeth Williamson]] wrote a profile of Dan and Jordan entitled "[https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/18/us/politics/alex-jones.html Alex Jones's Podcasting Hecklers Face Their Foil's Downward Slide]". This prompted [[Harrison Smith]] to do a whole segment clumsily attempting to make fun of both Dan and Jordan and the article, which DJ Danarchy immediately turned into a song, which was played as the intro for [[551: April 20-21, 2021]].

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==== Lyrics====

<blockquote>--ownwards slide, Downwards-- Downwards-- Downwards slide, oh it's a downwards slide, is it?

Wheeeeeee----

A couple of greasy, overgrown man-children, they have a podcast called Knowledge Fight?

Alex Jones' podcasting hecklers; KnowledgeFight.com

They're doing research! You ever listen to the show? Knowledge Fight. Knowledge Fight.

Ugh, a couple of neck-beards, indeed. They literally just make stuff up.

They don't ever talk about what Alex Jones actually talks about, they don't actually say what he actually says, they don't actually delve into his sources of information.

Wheeeeeeeee----- Mr. Friesen -- Mr. Freisen, I was live you numb-skulls.

They're in league with some sort of cult leader called Celine; Wheeeeee----

Knowledge Fight, mocking InfoWars, Every single day. It's really just incredible. It's almost hard to comprehend.

KnowledgeFight.com

I love you.

Whe-Whe-Whe-Wheeee-----</blockquote>

===You Belong to the City Edit===

Played during the live shows in Milwaukee, [[783: March 2, 2006 (Live)]] and [[784: August 9, 2013 (Live)]].

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==== Lyrics====

<blockquote>

When you said goodbye you were on the run

Tryin' to get away from the things you've done

Now you're back again and you're feeling strange

So much has happened, but nothing has changed

Still don't know where you're going

You're still just a face in the crowd

You belong to the city

You belong to the night

Living in a river of darkness beneath the neon light

You were born in the city

Concrete under your feet

It's in your blood, it's in your moves

For a man of the streets

You can feel it

You can taste it

You can see it

You can face it

You can hear it

Red alert, red alert, red alert

Yeah

Red alert, red alert, red alert

You're getting near it

Red alert, red alert, red alert

You wanna make it, ooh-ooh

Red alert, red alert, red alert

'Cause you can take it, ooh-ooh

Kn-kn-kn-Knowledge Fight

You belong to the city

Dan and Jordan

You belong to the night

KnowledgeFight.com

It's time to pray!

You belong to the city

We are the bad guys.

Knowledge Fight

You belong to the night

Knowledge Fight

You belong

Dan and Jordan,

Red alert, red alert, red alert

You belong

Red alert, red alert, red alert

Knowledge Fight

I need-- I need money

Andy in Kansas Andy- A- Andy in-

Stop it!

Andy in Kansas Andy in Kansas

It's time to pray!

Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding

Red alert, red alert, red alert

Hello Alex I am a first time caller I am a huge fan I love your work

Knowledge Fight

Red alert, red alert, red alert

Kn-know-Knowledge Fight dot com

I love you.

Red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert

I love you.

Red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert, red alert

I love you.

</blockquote>

===Episode 666 Version ===

Created and played as the intro for [[666: March 31, 2022|666]].

For some bizarre reason, YouTube has copy-struck this particular intro edit<ref>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ30x9KS3NWydyBoQaBy5V6-6ipV4SeYy</ref>. You can listen to it on [https://hearthis.at/danarchy/kf-666-kill-your-masters-v2/ other websites].

==== Lyrics ====

<blockquote>And the New World Order cannot kill me unless Celine decides it's time for me to die.

This is it -- Knowledge Fight -- the rise of Satan's kingdom on Earth.

Six-six-six

For told of old -- Knowledge Fight -- the Old and New Testament. Prophesied for more than 5000 years.

Cult of Celine

Knowledge Fight

Six-six-six-six-six

Dan and Jordan--

Six-six-six Six-six-six-six

KnowledgeFight.com

...six-six-six

Cult of Celine

Six-six-six Six-six-six

Knowledge Fight

Six-six-six-six-six-six-six-six

Six-six-six

Knowledge Fight

Six-six-six-six-six

Cult of Celine

Six-six-zero-six-zero-six-zero-six

Six-six-six-six-six-six-six-six

Six-six-six

Satanism sounds pretty great.

This is a cult, man. Just like the bible says -- Cult of Celine.

Six hundred and sixty-six

These people are focused, psychotic murderers, and I really like the show!

KnowledgeFight.com

With live feeds from on the ground of the Globalist Covid-19 anti-Christ takeover, Mark of the Beast, stay with us.

I love you.</blockquote>

===Cantina Edit ===

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====Lyrics====

<blockquote>

Doot-doot doot-doot do-do-doodle-lo--

That's our-- that's our theme song for the week apparently.

<Standard Intro Lyrics>

</blockquote>

=== [[Norm Pattis]] Version===

In the wake of ensuring that his client secured the biggest ever defamation judgement in US history, [[Norm Pattis]] went on his podcast to complain that it was actually "Alex Haters" like KnowledgeFight who were to blame for InfoWars years long contempt of court campaign. DJ Danarchy remixed Norm's whining into a special intro for [[739: Formulaic Objections Part 8]].

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==== Lyrics====

<blockquote>A young fireplug of a lawyer got his teeth into Alex Jones and decided that this was something he'd like to gnaw on, and uh, you know so he tore through a series of people who were designated as corporate reps and then published their -- depositions online, and so the haters -- had a field day, uh, with their corporate reps. no one else at InfoWars was willing to do it again.

No one wanted their-- their deposition placed on video online to the ridicule of all the Alex haters.

Knowledge Fight? There are people, there's a, there's a cult of Celine.

KnowledgeFight.com, there's something called Knowledge First or Knowledge Fight?

These people apparently live by loving to hate Alex Jones, and they pounce on every piece of video they can find.

KnowledgeFight.com There's uh, a website I learned about about called Knowledge Fight?

And, you know, these are a couple bottom feeders who make their chops hating Alex, and so they have Episodes almost daily.

You know that the corporate reps didn't want to be exposed to that again.

I guess I should say it. I got my ass kicked at KnowledgeFight.com</blockquote>

===Highwayman Edit===

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==== Lyrics====

<blockquote>Okay.

I can't do the show, there's too many people in here

Go to rebroadcast! God dammit.

I was a highwayman, along the coach roads I did ride

You know they say horses are psychic and that's been proven.

With sword and pistol by my side

Fuck the horse you rode in on

Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade

Probably 150 women or more, that's conservative.

Many a soldier shed his life blood on my blade

Not that I've ever stomped anybody's guts out.

The bastards hung me in the spring of '25

Actually, I have a couple times. It's not too nice.

But I am still alive

How many people have you physically killed?

None.

I was a sailor

Deet-deet-deet-de-deet.

I was born upon the tide

Deet-bomp-deet-bomp-bomp Deet-bomp-bomp-deet-bomp

And with the sea I did abide

North Korean folks

I sailed a schooner 'round the horn to Mexico

Delivering ballots

I went aloft to furl the mainsail in a blow

through a harbor in Maine

And when the yards broke off, they said that I got killed

She rented a boat and we went out on Lake Austin.

But I am living still

And I was like, God, what is it I'm supposed to do?

And it was like: Go after Glenn Beck.

I was a dam builder across the river deep and wide

God, those communists are amazing.

Where steel and water did collide

The democrats introduced bills to destroy half our dams

A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado

I'm about 97, 98 percent accurate.

I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below

We rarely have technical difficulties.

They buried me in that gray tomb that knows no sound

(mumbled) Life's very fragile.

But I am still around

I'll always be around and around and around

People come out of dark Alleyways with girls in wheelchairs ramming them into us.

We're in danger. We need your prayers.

I can actually shift psychic awareness.

Dogs are psychic buffers, way more psychic than we are.

I'll fly a spaceship called Minerva

Hi Kerry!

across the universe divide.

Fallen technology

And when I reach the other side

Jar Jar Binks

You know who that is?

No.

I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can

I'm not ready to start the show.

Perhaps I may become a highwayman again

I'm Neo I'm Leo, I'm prophet of Maxtrixism

Or I may simply be a single drop of rain

But I will remain

I am that Messiah, what can I do?

And I'll be back again and again and again

A cult of Celine. It's a satanic cult?

What? It's a cat. Noooo....

Kno-Kno-Kno-KnowledgeFight.com

I love you</blockquote>

===Wild Wild West Edit===

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<blockquote>

First Jordan, let's say hello to some new wonks.

Ohhh, that's a good idea.

I dunno why you forwarded me this email.

You know why.

Because, this-- you don't want this.

No, I don't.

But they wanted me to sing as much of Wild Wild West as I want.

Oh, no no no, you misunderstood, I added the "as much as you want" part. They had "the entirety of the song" written out.

Well that might be how much I want.

Lyrically, the entirety of the son-- do you wan the lyrics? Cause it's on the email.

No! I know, I saw that, I don't need 'em.

Ok. Ok-- <Jordan Laughs> You're right!

Yea, I'm there.

You're right, I'm the fool,

So, thank you so much!

Wicki-wicki wild wild West

Jim West, desperado

Rough rider, no you don't want nada

None of this, six-gunnin' this, brother runnin' this

Buffalo soldier, look, it's like I told ya

Any damsel that's in distress

She'll be outta that dress when she meet Jim West

Jordan: You weren't enthusiastic at the beginning

Rough necks go check the law and abide

Watch your step, It's a hole in your pride

Jordan: But you're working your way there. Hehe, It's getting into ya.

Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react

You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at

With Artemus, from the song, that's runnin' the game

James West, tamin' the West, so remember the name

Now who ya gonna call?

The J B

Now who you gonna call?

J W G

If you wanna mess with any one of us

Break out, before you get bum-rushed

Jordan: The audience can't see this, but I am holy ghosting right now.

At the Wild wild west

When I roll into the Wild wild west

When I stroll into the Wild wild west

When I bounce into the Wild wild west

We're goin' straight to the wild wild west

We're goin' straight to the wild wild west

Now, now, now

Once upon a time in the West

Mad man lost his damn mind in the West

Jordan: Oh dammit, I thought we were good.

Loveless, didn't have a dime, none the less

Now I must, put his behind to the test

Jordan: I thought we had finished.

Go through the shadows, ready for battle

Bring all your boys in, here come the poison

Behind the back, of the riffin' again

Front and center, now where your lip at kid?

Who dat is?

Mean brother, bad for your health

Lookin' damn good, though, if I could say it myself

Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that

Jordan: DJ Danarchy, DJ Danarchy

He got mad weapons too? Ain't tryna hear that

Jordan: I need you to hear me

Tryin' to bring down me, the champion?

Jordan: I'm speaking to you through time.

When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done

Jordan: This is just for you <laughs>

Understand me, son, I'm the slickest they is

I'm the quickest they is

Did I say I'm the slickest they is?

So if you barkin' up the wrong tree, we comin'

Don't be startin' nothin', me and my partner gonna

Test your chest, Loveless

Can't stand the heat, then get out the wild, wild

Wild, Wild, West

When I roll into the wild, wild, West

Jordan: Oh my god, it's still going!

Anyway, you're now a policy wonk.

I'm a policy wonk.

Thank you.

I'm a policy wonk (wild wild west)

Pol-pol-policy wonk

I'm a policy wonk (wild wild west)

Pol-pol-policy wonk

I'm a policy wonk (wild wild west)

Bre-bre-breakdown!

Wild wild west

I love you.</blockquote>

===Wild Wild West / Cantina Edit===

Created for part of a set performed at the live shows in Milwaukee. This is starts out the same as the Wild Wild West Edit, but transitions into the Cantina theme partway through.

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Identical to the "Wild Wild West Edit".

===[[Celine]]'s Cameow Edit===

Celine made an audible meow in [[813: May 29, 2023]], which was turned into this intro played for [[814: June 1, 2023]].

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====Lyrics====

<blockquote>

(Distorted Meowing)

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Kno-Kno-Knowl-Meow!

Dan and Jordan

I am sweating

Knowledge Fight dot com

It's time to pray!

I have great respect for knowledge fight

Knowledge Fight

I am sick of them posing as if they are the good guys saying we are the bad guys

Knowledge Fight

Dan and Jordan

Knowledge Fight

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

I- I- I- need I need money

Red Alert Red Alert Red Alert

Andy in Kansas A- A- Andy in-

Meow

Ohh! That was a good Celine take!

Andy in Kansas Andy in Kansas

It's time to pray!

Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks for holding

Hello Alex I am a first time caller I am a huge fan I love your work

(Distorted Meowing)

Knowledge Fight

Knowledge Fight dot com

I love you</blockquote>

=== Live in Scotland Intro ===

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<blockquote>...a-a-a-and everybody loved me doing the English accent.

You don't have a snotty-- shut up!

Do you hear that I have a snot nose?

I am Piers Morgan, my dear boy.

Go ahead now, you've pathetic little worm

I do not breathe through my snoot, my proboscis while I talk to you, you little man.

I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

So people across the border united in their outrage that it's now a racial crime to make fun of Scottish people.

You are the culture that created the Magna Carta and the common law and now look at you.

I've had enough of it, and no I'm not celebrating the Diamond Jubilee as you noticed.

So I'm not kissing the ass of Irish or Scots, literally when I read the documents and if you look at who fought the Civil War-- it was mainly Scots on the South Side.

They literally say in white papers there's something about Scots and Irish that we have to get rid of; they won't sell out; they won't submit.

Scotland is one of the most draconian countries in the Western World; You saw what they did to Count Dankula.

How 'bout spraying Scottish and Irish towns with nerve gas? Or bio weapons?

I'm more English in my, uh, pedigree than anybody else.

I love English culture, the UK, the whole nine yards.

Cause I'm Scottish, Irish, the whole you know, all of it, I'm German, Alsatian, French, to say that I'm anti-British or anti-Welsh or anti-Scottish or any of that it's just asinine, ladies and gentlemen, I mean, I am I- I- am-- and it's all Gaelic to begin with. It's all Celtic.

Silence the peasant immediately!

Can one of you on one of those gidget-gadget-spheres in there, get on them-- get on one of them internet tubelets and find me that clip.

Have we dumbed them down enough for me to do this?

Why oh, I'm Harry Potter and because I have a lisping English accent I'm-- everyone's going to believe me now.

Live from the UK, it's Knowledge Fight

<Standard Intro Lyrics></blockquote>

===Live in England Intro===

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<blockquote>Oh my goodness, look at that rabble in America, they own firearms, it's so horrible.

We're already training them with the constant brainwashing and calls to worship Brittania and hate their ancestral enemies the Frenchies, Ohhh the French.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are back live, and now, for all of you Anglophiles out there, prepare for the pain.

The funny thing is we're trying to save the dumbed-down British people, they are the attack dogs of the people that are soft killing 'em.

And nothing against England, I mean I've got a lot of English, ya know, blood myself. Ya know one of my ancestors, uh- Gresham, invented the stock exchange, on record.

I had British family came over on the mayflower, both sides!

And the King of England is the sworn enemy of humanity.

He couldn't stand the Queen of England, that's in mainline history books because, uh, she was a nymphomaniac, demanding sex up to 20 times a day!

Oh, you didn't know the Queen of England's husband was a Nazi? Ha ha ha ha...

You didn't know his cousin, that started the Bilderberg Group was?

If you don't wake up and say "no", you deserve to die.

And again folks, I've got extensive British lineage; so did George Washington and he absolutely defeated the Transylvanian King.

They're not British, they're not Scottish, they're not Irish, they're not Gaelic, they're not Viking. Prince Charles is the heir of Count Dracula. It's mainstream news!

They act like the queen doesn't run anything, folks, she runs that whole country. She shuts down roads in England every day, randomly, to exercise her power.

And everybody loved me doing the English accent.

You don't have a snotty-- shut up!

Do you hear that I have a snot nose?

I am Piers Morgan, my dear boy. Go ahead now.

I do not breathe through my snoot, my proboscis while I talk to you,

I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

The show is called 8 out of 10 cats, and this is how our society is turning into a tyranny.

Everything is now a big joke.

The Queen of England has now joined with the United States and the West

and so the Transylvanian Queen knows which way the wind is blowing and can see that Trump and America are winning!

Now she's coming in like the Deuce (sic) Ex, the hero that comes at the last moment when the main hero is gonna lose.

Queen Elizabeth with this action has now become the Han Solo Deuce (sic) Ex at the moment.

Red alert red alert red alert!

Red alert red alert red alert!

Knowledge Fight live in England

<Standard Intro Lyrics></blockquote>

===Episode #911 Intro===

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<blockquote>9-1-1 on 9/11

Welcome back, final segment with [[Leo Zagami]], our Vatican expert, and expert he is.

We don't get experts on that are experts at BS. We get people that are experts who are experts at being accurate for years and years and years. And he is.

Leo, in the last five minutes we have here, big picture, how's the New World Order going, how's humanity doing in the fight against it?

I am Jesus, but we have also the Mahdi, and who is the Mahdi?

The Mahdi is Osama Bin Laden.

(unintelligible)

We are against Satan, both me and Osama bin Laden.

And I was the one who signed the order to bring down the Twin Towers.

Red alert, Red alert, Red alert...

So it's my sole responsibility, but when you will understand the full picture in two thousand twelve, you will thank me for it.

Red alert, Red alert, Red alert...

Trust me, my friends.

Kn-Kno-Kno-Knowledge Fight. (Choking noises)

9-11, but 3-11 is nine hundred and eleven days after 9/11. The globalists are obsessed with numerology. They did 9/11 on 9/11. Then, uh, 3/11 was nine-hundred and eleven days after 9/11, or excuse me, 4/11 was, nine hundred and eleven days after 9/11, the Madrid bombing, 7/7, 7/21, I mean they do the same stuff over and over again. On the 2 year anniversary of 9/11, the, uh, New York lottery came up 9/11. The Chicago mercantile closed on the two year anniversary of 9/11, never happened before. They love to flaunt this on our face.

That's why September 11th took place right around 9/11.

</blockquote>

===Dune Worm Remix Intro===

During the episode "Doing Dune: Part 2", Dan spoke over the standard theme song to produce a Dune-themed intro.

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	===Danarchy's "Paul's Dream" Remix===		===Danarchy's "Paul's Dream" Remix===

	Likely inspired by Dan's bootleg Dune intro, DJDanarchy produced the following remix, incorporating elements from the Dune soundtrack.		Likely inspired by Dan's bootleg Dune intro, DJDanarchy produced the following remix, incorporating elements from the Dune soundtrack.

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	(Red Alert, Red Alert)		(Red Alert, Red Alert)

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	It's, it's, it's that uh Paul Atreides once he accesses his full male line's genetic memory, which we all have but can't		It's, it's, it's that uh Paul Atreides once he accesses his full male line's genetic memory, which we all have but can't

	access, He then sees all the future paths		access, He then sees all the future paths

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	No I walked out of the theater halfway through.		No I walked out of the theater halfway through.

	I think if you're a fan of Dune you were excited to watch this amazing cinematography but I was too confused, uh um, because it was just like--		I think if you're a fan of Dune you were excited to watch this amazing cinematography but I was too confused, uh um, because it was just like--

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	like knowledge fight I'm sick of them		like knowledge fight I'm sick of them

	posing as if they're the good guys		posing as if they're the good guys

	saying we are the bad guys		saying we are the bad guys

	knowledge		knowledge

	fight Dan and		fight Dan and

	George knowledge		George knowledge

	fight I need I need money and the theas		fight I need I need money and the theas

	stop		stop

	it I am sweating		it I am sweating

	Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks		Andy in Kansas you're on the air thanks

	for holding Alex my first time color I'm		for holding Alex my first time color I'm

	a huge fan I Love Your World Knowledge		a huge fan I Love Your World Knowledge

	Ffight I love you		Ffight I love you

	</blockquote>		</blockquote>

	===Knowledge Fight Episode #1000 Intro Theme===		===Knowledge Fight Episode #1000 Intro Theme===

	To celebrate episode [[1000: January 20, 2025]], DJDanarchy made a custom intro.		To celebrate episode [[1000: January 20, 2025]], DJDanarchy made a custom intro.

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	yeah this this show is powerful		yeah this this show is powerful

	knowledge fight is powerful so I was		knowledge fight is powerful so I was

	telling you when it was a covert very		telling you when it was a covert very

	small operation it's let's let's not		small operation it's let's let's not

	exaggerate it's about a thousand times		exaggerate it's about a thousand times

	bigger now I really have nightmares		bigger now I really have nightmares

	about knowledge fight let's not		about knowledge fight let's not

	exaggerate there's got to be over a		exaggerate there's got to be over a

	thousand on the air on record 1,000		thousand on the air on record 1,000

	shows big deal they enjoy it I mean this		shows big deal they enjoy it I mean this

	is getting SC these people are crazy		is getting SC these people are crazy

	very interesting people Dan andj these		very interesting people Dan andj these

	are Kim Jang on one of these and of		are Kim Jang on one of these and of

	course I've been listening to Dan since		course I've been listening to Dan since

	I was about 40 he's a multiplatinum		I was about 40 he's a multiplatinum

	recording artist done for the Wild Wild		recording artist done for the Wild Wild

	West remake with Will Smith I just got		West remake with Will Smith I just got

	called racist Dan and Jordan do that a		called racist Dan and Jordan do that a

	couple times a week that's at least 300		couple times a week that's at least 300

	400 500 maybe a thousand a thousand		400 500 maybe a thousand a thousand

	shows I don't know and I wasn't hurt		shows I don't know and I wasn't hurt

	that they called me names myself I was		that they called me names myself I was

	hurt that they were so evil so a		hurt that they were so evil so a

	thousand episodes knowledge fight fight		thousand episodes knowledge fight fight

	fight let's not exaggerate more than a		fight let's not exaggerate more than a

	thousand knowledge fight shows I'm being		thousand knowledge fight shows I'm being

	lied about and demonized usually a		lied about and demonized usually a

	couple times a week Dan and Jordan		couple times a week Dan and Jordan

	trying to psychologically inoculate the		trying to psychologically inoculate the

	public that I'm a bad guy that I'm an		public that I'm a bad guy that I'm an

	evil person so I rarely respond to it		evil person so I rarely respond to it

	these people are bad I really lay awake		these people are bad I really lay awake

	at night thinking how to beat them happy		at night thinking how to beat them happy

	1000 show show		1000 show show

	</blockquote>		</blockquote>