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    | title         = [[We'll Be Back On Monday]]
    | caption       = [https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/well-be-back-on-monday Listen to this episode on Libsyn]
    | episodeNumber = [[We'll Be Back On Monday|S009]]
    | length        = 00:07:12
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hey, everybody. Dan here.
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    | text      = Hi, I'm Jordan.
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    | text      = Hey, how's it going, buddy?
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    | text      = I am also here.
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    | text      = I just wanted to take a quick little moment to give you a little bit of a heads up that we are taking this Friday off from an episode.
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    | text      = But we will be back on Monday.
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    | text      = There's just so much to get handled in terms of the move.
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    | text      = Moving is nuts.
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    | text      = Yeah, I mean, a lot of it I was able to take care of and gradually do.
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    | text      = But there's, you know, you always get blindsided by various things like so much, so many accounts to move.
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    | text      = Move over like utilities and stuff.
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    | text      = It's a lot.
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    | text      = So I'm just going to take a one-off me day here, but we'll be back.
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    | text      = Absolutely. I think that's a great idea.
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    | text      = You should definitely take the day off.
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    | text      = Yeah, it pains me.
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    | text      = For God's sakes, clean off your soundboard.
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    | text      = For God's sakes, get that compressed air for once.
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    | text      = You're a dick.
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    | text      = Damn it!
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    | text      = Don't tell me what to do with my soundboard, because if you do...
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    | text      = You're an asshole.
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    | text      = Damn it!
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    | text      = Don't tell me what to do.
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    | text      = Ah, shit.
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    | text      = Yeah, well, I mean, in the move, I'll dust that stuff off.
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    | text      = But yeah, I don't know, it pains me.
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    | text      = I wish we could do a stupid episode, but we'll be back on Monday and everything.
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    | text      = And thank you to everybody who's been so supportive and kind about telling me to take a week off and what have you.
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    | text      = And just people being excited for the new place and the new pet.
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    | text      = Yes, we are all very excited.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The new animal friend, which I think I've made a decision on, which will be forthcoming.
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    | text      = Ooh, now you're teasing?
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    | text      = I'm not teasing because I haven't fully made this decision, but I'm leaning very heavily in one direction.
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    | text      = It'll actually shock the world.
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    | text      = The announcement will shock the world.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Anyway, the Seltzer website has been updated.
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    | text      = Ooh, here's something we can do.
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    | text      = What's that?
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    | text      = I know people love my food reviews, so let's do a little bit of a food conversation.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All right, what do you got?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I have two foods.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Two foods.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I tried this last week or so.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Good and bad.
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    | text      = No, well, I don't know, maybe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Meh.
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    | text      = I expected both to be terrible.
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    | text      = Sure, sure.
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    | text      = One.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Pop-Tarts.
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    | text      = Pop-Tarts, which kind?
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    | text      = Fruity, Fruit Loops.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Fruit Loops, get the fuck out of here.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I found a single pack at the corner store.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = There shouldn't even have been that many.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I agreed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't like Pop-Tarts to begin with.
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    | text      = I think they're trash.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I hate them.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I think they're a bad way to have food delivered to your mouth.
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    | text      = I think most of them are glorified candy or whatever.
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    | text      = There's those ones that are like a fucking hot fudge sundae.
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    | text      = Yeah, I know.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They're bananas.
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    | text      = Although I will eat those for dessert, maybe.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Cinnamon brown sugar is the only way to go.
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    | text      = As a breakfast, no good.
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    | text      = Maybe a s'more.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Fruit punch, or Fruit Loops.
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    | text      = Super crazy, though.
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    | text      = Like, I can't resist the call of that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah, your addiction to novelty is beyond me, but.
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    | text      = So I grabbed them, and I heated them up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I expected it to be terrible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = How'd you heat them up, toaster?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Toaster oven.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Toaster oven or toaster oven?
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    | text      = And then I did what I always do with Pop-Tarts,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to just cut off the edges, because it's too much
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = of the pastry, and it's gross.
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    | text      = So got rid of those edges.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's a detail I didn't know about you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Did I cut the edges off a Pop-Tart?
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    | text      = It's too much of that gross pastry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No, no.
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    | text      = I did not eat that.
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    | text      = So I got the edges off.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = Really good.
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    | text      = Really good.
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    | text      = I hate to say it.
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    | text      = Really good.
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    | text      = Well, I mean, not really good.
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    | text      = I don't want it for breakfast, but it was shockingly
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    | text      = close to Fruit Loops.
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    | text      = Yeah, because the flavor of the inside, the filling.
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    | text      = Was it gooey?
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    | text      = Yeah, but it tasted like a Fruit Loop.
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    | text      = And then because of the frosting on top,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that recreated the sort of sugary vibe of the Fruit Loop.
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    | text      = I thought it was very accurate to a Fruit Loop.
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    | text      = And I felt really ashamed afterwards,
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    | text      = because I was like, well, you guys nailed it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You set out to make a Fruit Loop Pop-Tart, and you did.
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    | text      = Got to give it to you.
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    | text      = I got to give it up to those Somali pirates.
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    | text      = Very accurate.
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    | text      = See, I don't like that.
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    | text      = I don't like transforming texture.
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    | text      = I don't like the same taste turning
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    | text      = into a different texture.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I need the taste and the texture to match up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If I taste a Fruit Loop, it better be crunchy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I can't have it turn into chewy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't disagree with you as a whole.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But I went in expecting garbage, and it wasn't that bad.
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    | text      = So I applaud them.
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    | text      = Perfect.
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    | text      = Second thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Second thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = New Oreo on the scene that I found.
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    | text      = Tiramisu.
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    | text      = Tiramisu Oreo?
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    | text      = Who are these people?
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    | text      = They're crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Where are we coming from?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So here's what happened.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I thought this was very exciting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I got home, grabbed one of these Oreos out.
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    | text      = As I was eating it, I realized, I don't think
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I've ever had Tiramisu.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You don't think you've ever had Tiramisu?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Really?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't think so.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Really?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I thought that I had.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Never?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Not at a wedding?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Not at somewhere?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Not that I can remember.
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    | text      = Did it taste like a Tiramisu?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's the question I can't answer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Did it taste good?
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    | text      = Not great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Tastes fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, that's about what a Tiramisu tastes like.
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    | text      = Kind of coffee-ish?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Is that the vibe of a Tiramisu?
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    | text      = Basically.
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    | text      = Yeah, okay.
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    | text      = It's not great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Nobody's ever been like, God, I need a Tiramisu right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I have heard that from people before.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = When?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:05:06.800
    | text      = It's been a while.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I, God, I need a Tiramisu.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh, it's four a.m.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I just got out of the bar.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I just need a Tiramisu right now, guys.
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    | text      = For a cannoli.
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    | text      = Yeah, it was a really interesting experience for me
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    | text      = to have that realization mid-Oreo that, like,
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:23.879
    | text      = I haven't had what this is pretending to be.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:26.560
    | text      = You have no frame of reference for it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:27.720
    | text      = No, certainly not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:28.839
    | text      = Could be dead on, could be a lie.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:30.639
    | text      = I could give the middle finger to the Swedish Fish Oreo
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:33.240
    | text      = because I've had Swedish Fish before,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:35.040
    | text      = and I'm aware of what that's going to be.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:36.439
    | text      = There's a Swedish Fish Oreo?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:38.000
    | text      = Yeah, I made you eat one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:39.360
    | text      = Oh, that's right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:39.879
    | text      = It was a ways back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:40.920
    | text      = Wow, yeah, no, you're right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:42.360
    | text      = That is, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:44.240
    | text      = Or the, what was the other one?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:45.720
    | text      = The one that had, like, Pop Rocks in it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:47.959
    | text      = Oh, that one was gross.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:48.639
    | text      = I enjoyed that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:49.480
    | text      = You liked that one?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:50.439
    | text      = I like Pop Rocks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:51.399
    | text      = I don't like Pop Rocks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:52.279
    | text      = OK.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:53.399
    | text      = I don't like Pop Rocks alone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:55.519
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:55.959
    | text      = Incorporated into something like an Oreo,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:58.040
    | text      = it's pretty exciting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:59.399
    | text      = Mm, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:00.360
    | text      = Pretty exciting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:01.160
    | text      = Pop Rocks is just a sprinkle that pisses me off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:03.800
    | text      = OK.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:04.480
    | text      = It's an aggressive sprinkle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:05.480
    | text      = It's an aggressive sprinkle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:06.639
    | text      = So here's the deal.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:07.560
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:08.480
    | text      = Fruit Loop Pop Tart, I don't even know how to rate these.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:12.639
    | text      = I would say what it is is it exceeded my expectations
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:15.759
    | text      = and pleasantly surprised me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:17.759
    | text      = And if I were giving advice to people who are trying
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:19.920
    | text      = to find, like, weird novelty food,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:22.160
    | text      = if you're interested in that, give it a shot,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:23.839
    | text      = because it does not disappoint.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:24.920
    | text      = OK, good.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:25.879
    | text      = If you really like tiramisu, I don't know, try one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:29.959
    | text      = Maybe it's like tiramisu.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:31.240
    | text      = I couldn't tell you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:32.759
    | text      = If you don't like tiramisu, maybe try one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:34.680
    | text      = It doesn't taste like tiramisu.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:35.959
    | text      = Who knows?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:36.560
    | text      = I have no idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:37.439
    | text      = Maybe it tastes like a regular Oreo
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:38.839
    | text      = with a little bit of coffee.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:39.959
    | text      = Maybe.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:40.720
    | text      = I don't know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:41.240
    | text      = Anyway, this has been my novelty food review.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:44.199
    | text      = And Jordan, if you didn't enjoy that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:46.319
    | text      = You're a jerk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:49.439
    | text      = We've got to get out of here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:50.639
    | text      = Yeah, we do.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:51.279
    | text      = So we'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:52.040
    | text      = But thanks for your patience, everyone out there.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:54.160
    | text      = We really appreciate it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:55.240
    | text      = And once we're all settled in, everything
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:57.000
    | text      = will be so spectacular.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:58.319
    | text      = And there will be a new pet.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:59.560
    | text      = And we'll talk to you soon.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:01.279
    | text      = Right?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:01.839
    | text      = Yes, we will.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:02.480
    | text      = OK.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:03.120
    | text      = Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:04.560
    | text      = Thanks for holding.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:07.199
    | text      = Hello, Alex.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:07.839
    | text      = I'm a first time caller.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:08.800
    | text      = I'm a huge fan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:09.560
    | text      = I love your work.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:10.439
    | text      = I love you.
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