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    | title         = [[TWTWYTT Special]]
    | caption       = [https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-twtwytt-special Listen to this episode on Libsyn]
    | episodeNumber = [[TWTWYTT Special|S004]]
    | length        = 01:43:32
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hey everybody, how's it going? Dan here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Welcome back to the show.
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    | text      = Got a little special episode here for you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We had a little bit of a scheduling difficulty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I had to, in the middle of this week, had to go get my stitches taken out
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    | text      = from my minor surgery that I had recently.
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    | text      = And so, you know, with work schedules and what have you,
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    | text      = me and Jordan didn't have time to get together.
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    | text      = But I wanted to get something out for you here on this Wednesday to enjoy.
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    | text      = And it seemed to me like perhaps a great opportunity
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    | text      = to make a little bit of an announcement about business.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = As you know, a lot of you have donated to the show
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    | text      = and I really appreciate it.
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    | text      = All y'all policy wonks out there.
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    | text      = And I want to try and sweeten the pot a little bit
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    | text      = in terms of what you get if you donate.
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    | text      = I'm not really great at merch.
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    | text      = I'm not great at making buttons or bumper stickers
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    | text      = or as we apparently now have to make based on a Twitter poll I put up,
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    | text      = a Knowledge Fight COD piece, which may be in the works.
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    | text      = I'm not great at that stuff.
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    | text      = But I do like creating content for you and making shows.
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    | text      = And so one of the things that we're going to be doing now
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    | text      = is if you are a policy wonk, if you donate to the show
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    | text      = over $2 a month, you will be granted access
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    | text      = to a password-protected page on knowledgefight.com
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    | text      = that will contain all sorts of goodies.
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    | text      = And by goodies, I mean it will be the exclusive place
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    | text      = where you can find new episodes of me and Marty DeRosa's show,
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    | text      = That's What They Want You To Think,
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    | text      = a conspiracy theory exploration show.
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    | text      = I guess would be the best way to put that.
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    | text      = I don't know. It's kind of dumb.
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    | text      = But it's a lot of fun. People seem to enjoy that.
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    | text      = Also, I will be doing a paranormal investigation show
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    | text      = that I started up and then abandoned about a year and a half ago or so.
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    | text      = I put out one episode about Atlantis
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    | text      = and then just stopped because it was too much work.
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    | text      = But I'm going to pick that up and it will be behind this paywall.
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    | text      = So if you guys would like to be granted access to that stuff,
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    | text      = I am putting together the actual page on the website right now
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    | text      = and we'll give everyone an update when there will actually be new episodes
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    | text      = and new content up on there.
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    | text      = But for now, I feel like we have a lot of new listeners.
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    | text      = There's a lot of people who are coming around
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    | text      = who maybe weren't around back when That's What They Want You To Think existed.
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    | text      = And so I felt, hey, maybe we should take this opportunity
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    | text      = for you to get a little taste of what that show is
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = because it's a little different than just listening to Alex Jones a bunch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Certainly different than that.
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    | text      = So here, I would like to present to you to enjoy a little teaser, a little sample.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = This is an episode of That's What They Want You To Think
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    | text      = that me and Marty DeRosa recorded perhaps maybe two years ago,
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    | text      = a year and a half ago.
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    | text      = This is an episode that we did about the Salem Witch Trials.
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    | text      = And I don't remember anything about it.
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    | text      = But I'm going to guess that we got to the bottom of it.
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    | text      = I predict that we didn't get sidetracked talking about fucking at all.
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    | text      = Who knows?
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    | text      = Anyway, I hope you all enjoy.
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    | text      = And like I said, if you'd like to donate, please do so.
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    | text      = Go to KnowledgeFight.com.
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    | text      = Click the Support the Show button.
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    | text      = And like I said, I will send out passwords for the page on KnowledgeFight.com
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    | text      = in the near future.
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    | text      = Thank you all, and we'll be back with a regular Knowledge Fight episode very shortly.
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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    | text      = All I do is smash heads, bro.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Hey, everybody.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Hello, welcome back to Freezing Point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm Dan Friesen alongside me, my man, my main man, my conspiracy theory bro,
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    | text      = my minister of truth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Ladies and gentlemen, Marty DeRosa.
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    | text      = I am the main man with the conspiracy theory plan.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = I am what's else?
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    | text      = What's else?
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    | text      = I feel like minister of truth is strong.
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    | text      = Minister of truth sounds like there was someone in public enemy who was the minister of truth.
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    | text      = Yeah, probably Professor Griff.
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    | text      = Professor Griff, Sister Solja.
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    | text      = Yeah, one of them.
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    | text      = Yeah, but the minister of truth.
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    | text      = Very forward-minded making a woman the minister of truth.
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    | text      = I feel like also if I was going to have R-Truth, the pro wrestler R-Truth officiate my wedding,
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    | text      = he also would be the minister of truth.
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    | text      = Yeah, he would.
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    | text      = That would be a great wedding.
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    | text      = In Ring of Honor.
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    | text      = The ring bearer would be an invisible child.
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    | text      = Ooh.
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    | text      = In Ring of Honor, which Cole Cabana famously wrestles for.
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    | text      = Yes, you're a VIP.
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    | text      = Lifelong VIP anyway.
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    | text      = But one of the heel factions is managed by Truth Martini, who is a...
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    | text      = You've got to get him on the show, Dan.
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    | text      = Done.
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    | text      = You've got to get him on the show.
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    | text      = I don't like gin.
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    | text      = Gin?
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    | text      = Gin is a Martini joke.
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    | text      = Oh, Truth Martini, okay.
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    | text      = Anyway, well, we'll absolutely...
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    | text      = Boy, oh, boy.
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    | text      = Do you want to just stop the podcast right now?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Here's the problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We're recording this in the middle of the day.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = It's really hot out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I am fresh off a brunch with no booze.
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    | text      = I'm feeling amazing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = You got a sober brunch?
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    | text      = Yes, I did.
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    | text      = You did.
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    | text      = That put me in a weird mood because I'm like this guy that I've known for six, seven years.
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    | text      = Maybe he's been racist all along.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hey, whoa.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yelling at black bus drivers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He just happened to be black and I just happened to be white.
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    | text      = It was a door issue.
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    | text      = It was not a race issue.
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    | text      = But anyway, Truth Martini, his faction is called the House of Truth.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And he has a book called the Book of Truth.
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    | text      = Anytime you use truth, it becomes like you're lying.
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    | text      = You know, automatically, whenever you put the word truth...
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    | text      = Without protest or claim to know the truth too much.
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    | text      = Someone doth.
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    | text      = Doth do.
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    | text      = So anyway, guys, I want to say thank you to everybody who loves That's What They Want
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    | text      = You To Think.
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    | text      = I'm still getting Facebook messages and tweets about...
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    | text      = Alyssa Lamb?
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    | text      = Alyssa Lamb.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I'm still getting...
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    | text      = You motherfuckers.
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    | text      = I'll get a photo, like a text message.
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    | text      = I'll get a photo of an elevator and going, well, I don't want to go on this because of
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    | text      = you and fucking Dan.
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    | text      = I'm like...
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    | text      = You've made me fear normal things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We did our job.
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    | text      = We took a picture of a woman cut in half in the park, and they're like, ugh, you guys.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm like, what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm just kidding.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm kidding.
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    | text      = It's a black doll, yeah.
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    | text      = For all of the podcasts I've done, we're like in the 320s or so now episodes, nothing has
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    | text      = really rung people's bell quite like you and me talking about weird shit.
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    | text      = I think.
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    | text      = So thanks to everybody.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And it's like I always say with these, if you're sitting behind the desk at work right
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    | text      = now or something like that, maybe this isn't...
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    | text      = Maybe you go listen to another episode of Freezin' Point.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = Plenty of those available.
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    | text      = Plenty of those available.
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    | text      = Maybe you get a little sweet tooth for wrestling, pop over to Marty and Sarah Love Wrestling.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = You can get that on Sirius XM.
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    | text      = Not yet.
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    | text      = Oh, that was just playing on his thing.
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    | text      = Oh, okay.
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    | text      = I saw that picture on Twitter.
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    | text      = Yeah, I took a picture of it.
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    | text      = Or maybe you like music.
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    | text      = Make yourself a jam sandwich.
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    | timestamp = 00:07:06.720
    | text      = Sure.
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    | timestamp = 00:07:07.720
    | text      = All of these are options for your day.
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    | text      = But with this one, this is when that sun needs to be down.
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    | text      = The moon has come up.
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    | text      = You're maybe a little high.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = You're in bed maybe.
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    | text      = I don't recommend listening to this drunk.
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    | timestamp = 00:07:21.920
    | text      = Here's what I say.
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    | text      = High is way better.
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    | text      = Here's what I say.
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    | text      = You've had a long day at work.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = And in my scenario, this is kind of a hot babe.
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    | text      = What's this hot babe doing as a job?
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    | timestamp = 00:07:31.519
    | text      = Is she like in administration?
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    | text      = So like at an office or something like that?
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    | text      = She's a nurse.
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    | text      = Oh shit.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | timestamp = 00:07:37.120
    | text      = She's a nurse.
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    | text      = She's very codependent.
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    | text      = She's had a long day.
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    | text      = Emotionally drained from dealing with the issues of other people.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = She works three on four off.
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    | text      = She's had her third day.
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    | text      = She is exhausted.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:46.639
    | text      = Oh my God.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = She is home.
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    | text      = But she has four days off now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Four days off.
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    | text      = That's a long haul.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:52.199
    | text      = Four days off.
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    | text      = She lit some candles in the bathroom and smoked a little J.
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    | text      = A little free tree.
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    | text      = A little free tree.
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    | text      = Burning that herb.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:03.120
    | text      = And then she's ready.
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    | text      = She drew a bath.
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    | text      = Let me ask you this.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:08.120
    | text      = Bath expert Dan Friesen checking in.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:09.120
    | text      = We got a call.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:08:10.120
    | text      = We got a call.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:11.120
    | text      = We got a call.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Bath expert Dan Friesen from Chicago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:13.120
    | text      = You sell my ice get wine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:08:14.120
    | text      = Bath talk.
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    | text      = So I'm just asking.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:17.120
    | text      = Salts, bath bomb, or bubbles in this young lady scenario?
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    | timestamp = 00:08:23.000
    | text      = She's got, what are the, not salts, what are the other ones?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:08:27.160
    | text      = Bath bomb?
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    | text      = Bath bomb.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:29.160
    | text      = Oh yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = She's got a bath bomb.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It's a good choice.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:35.159
    | text      = She's got a bath bomb.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Maybe a pillow that goes on the back of the bath.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:37.159
    | text      = You know what she did?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:08:38.159
    | text      = Because all the other nurses are like, you got to get this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:39.159
    | text      = She got this one thing you get on Amazon.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:40.159
    | text      = It's got suction cups and you put it on the wall.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:41.159
    | text      = Are you talking about a dildo?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:42.159
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:43.159
    | text      = You could have been, to be fair.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:45.840
    | text      = Suction cups that go on the bathroom wall?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:47.720
    | text      = That's in her drawer on the side of her bed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:50.360
    | text      = That's for later.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:51.360
    | text      = But so she's got all the accoutrements that make her a great bath.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:08:54.919
    | text      = What are you talking about?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The suction cups.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:56.919
    | text      = Is that the pillow?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:57.919
    | text      = To put the pillow on the wall so it doesn't slide down or anything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:08:59.919
    | text      = That's implied.
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    | timestamp = 00:09:00.919
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:01.919
    | text      = Oh, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:02.919
    | text      = Sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:03.919
    | text      = I didn't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:04.919
    | text      = When I said pillow, I'm not talking about like a bed pillow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:09:05.919
    | text      = Sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:06.919
    | text      = I didn't know I was talking about it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:07.919
    | text      = Bath master.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:08.919
    | text      = So she turns off the lights.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:09.919
    | text      = Candles going.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:10.919
    | text      = Candles.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:11.919
    | text      = And then she hits.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:12.919
    | text      = And here's what she did, because she's such a fan of this podcast.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:15.480
    | text      = She skipped past the Sami Zayn theme song, the us dicking around.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:19.399
    | text      = She got straight to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:20.399
    | text      = Straight into.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:21.399
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:22.399
    | text      = They don't want you to use your third eye to know what the truth is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:30.399
    | text      = If you don't know what we're talking about this week, maybe Dan put it in the description.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:36.200
    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:37.759
    | text      = But it's something that's always been on my mind thinking, how the fuck did that happen?
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    | timestamp = 00:09:42.720
    | text      = Is our society ready to crumble at such an early age in this country's life, life, life.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:09:48.840
    | text      = Women are afraid of you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:51.200
    | text      = We're men.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:52.200
    | text      = We can't handle your power, power, power.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:55.840
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:59.559
    | text      = I got to say, we nailed that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:04.360
    | text      = We nailed that music cue coming right home.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:06.399
    | text      = I had a whole other line about periods, and I just can't imagine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:11.559
    | text      = And I thought about this too.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:12.600
    | text      = This has been another.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:13.759
    | text      = Speaking as a producer, I had to cut you off there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:15.679
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:16.679
    | text      = I understand.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:17.679
    | text      = The song was spiraling.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:18.679
    | text      = It was getting too self-indulgent.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:19.679
    | text      = Some of the things I've wondered about.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:20.679
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:21.679
    | text      = Like, I'll have these questions.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:22.679
    | text      = I think we talked about it in the elevator last time about why specifically African slaves
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:27.679
    | text      = were picked.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:28.679
    | text      = Uh-huh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:29.679
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:30.679
    | text      = I get these questions sometimes in my head.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:31.679
    | text      = Mm-hmm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:32.679
    | text      = In my head.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:33.679
    | text      = Head.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:34.679
    | text      = In my head.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:35.679
    | text      = You have multiple heads.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:36.679
    | text      = In my head.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:37.679
    | text      = In my head.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:38.679
    | text      = Oh, I hope everybody listens to all the Dan Friesen family podcasts.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:40.840
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:41.840
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:42.840
    | text      = Uh, on Jam Sandwich.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:43.840
    | text      = I'm the king of all media.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:45.840
    | text      = On Jam Sandwich, where I famously posed nude.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:49.000
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:50.000
    | text      = I took a tasteful nude in your Starbucks bathrobe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:52.120
    | text      = Which you could probably...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:53.120
    | text      = Starbucks cooking robe or whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:54.120
    | text      = You could probably find that on manontop69.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:56.559
    | text      = Well, you most definitely can find that on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:58.600
    | text      = That's gonna be one where someone's like, what the fuck?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:00.039
    | text      = But they'll still see that and go, eh, I'm okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:02.039
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:03.039
    | text      = But, uh, what do you think...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:05.559
    | text      = That episode actually should be out today.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:07.360
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:08.360
    | text      = If you're listening to this and you want to hear Marty on Jam Sandwich, that episode should
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:12.360
    | text      = be out right now, actually.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:13.440
    | text      = So go fucking listen to that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:14.759
    | text      = We had a good time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:15.759
    | text      = I might say a few things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:16.840
    | text      = One of the bands...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:17.840
    | text      = In the microphone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:18.840
    | text      = One of the bands...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:19.840
    | text      = One of the things we talked about...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:20.840
    | text      = No, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:21.840
    | text      = I don't think I'm...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:22.840
    | text      = I don't think I'm speaking out of school here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:23.840
    | text      = I think I can say this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:24.840
    | text      = Fair.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:25.840
    | text      = We talked about bands that we wish never existed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:26.840
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:27.840
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:28.840
    | text      = Like if we could stop a band.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:29.840
    | text      = Limp Bizkit came up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:30.840
    | text      = I think I might go with Evanescence.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:31.840
    | text      = Ooh, really?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:32.840
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:33.840
    | text      = I like Evanescence.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:34.840
    | text      = Really?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:35.840
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:36.840
    | text      = I like goth rock.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:37.840
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Not sincerely.
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    | text      = Someone posted one of their videos today on Facebook and I was like...
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    | text      = Wake me up?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = Call me when you're sober?
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    | text      = Wake me up before you go goth.
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    | text      = Wake me up before you go goth.
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    | text      = Before you go goth.
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    | text      = You wear no black hair and eyeliner.
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    | text      = So Amy Lee was very attractive, though.
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    | text      = She was an attractive goth lady.
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    | text      = She had a nice voice.
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    | text      = I loved doing wake me up at karaoke.
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    | text      = That was one of my big karaoke jams.
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    | text      = I like also how you famously said on another podcast of yours that you hate when guys do...
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    | text      = What song?
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    | text      = A karaoke.
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    | timestamp = 00:12:11.799
    | text      = It's a female song.
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    | text      = Atlantis.
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    | text      = Atlantis.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I was big on board with that.
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    | text      = I fucking hate that when you're trying to co-opt...
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    | text      = It's the same...
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    | text      = I've seen some people post snarky things about like...
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    | timestamp = 00:12:22.240
    | text      = The joke is you're unattractive so you pose slightly nude.
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    | text      = Like big dudes always taking their...
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    | text      = I'm proud of my body.
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    | text      = I'm not talking about you.
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    | text      = I'm proud of my body.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = That's just you being gay as shit in my kitchen.
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    | text      = Wow, damn.
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    | text      = But I mean like fat guys with their shirt off being funny.
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    | text      = I don't really necessarily think that there's comedy value to that.
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    | text      = And like dudes singing chick song, I don't really think there's much...
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    | timestamp = 00:12:46.120
    | text      = There's nothing super interesting about that.
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    | text      = Like you said, they get that little gleam in their eyes and like, when he goes, do you
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    | text      = think about me?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:52.759
    | text      = When she goes down on you and up and down.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And they're probably like, yeah, that's my big...
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    | text      = That's my big closer.
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    | text      = I'm throwing it out there.
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    | text      = You know what I'm doing at karaoke?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Meredith Brooks.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:03.000
    | text      = I'm doing bitch.
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    | text      = You know what I don't like?
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    | text      = I don't like when women, especially of color, sing Pretty Fly for a White Guy.
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    | text      = Not a fan.
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    | text      = Not a fan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Take that shit somewhere else.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't like when people who don't like to be playful sing Original Prankster.
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    | text      = Trying to think of other bad Offsburg songs.
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    | text      = Yeah, man.
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    | text      = Wow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't like people who are into combining things singing Keep Them Separated.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:31.639
    | text      = Okay.
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    | timestamp = 00:13:32.639
    | text      = Moving on.
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    | text      = So today...
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    | text      = That was me cutting off the theme song for you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Exactly, because I was going to keep doing that for a minute.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:13:38.200
    | text      = Oh, I could just see your brain.
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    | text      = I don't like people who only speak English singing Ixnay on the Ombre.
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    | timestamp = 00:13:43.399
    | text      = Okay, we're done.
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    | text      = I think that's just an album.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, I think so too.
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    | text      = So today, Marty, you have chosen the topic for us to discuss.
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    | text      = In the theme song, you mentioned it's something that's always been on your mind.
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    | text      = Always.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:54.799
    | text      = That's interesting to me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:55.799
    | text      = Always.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:56.799
    | text      = That is of the kind of supernatural, but real, I'm on board.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:03.679
    | text      = Times that universes have intersected somewhat.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:14:06.720
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:07.720
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:08.720
    | text      = Or just like, what the fuck were you guys thinking?
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    | text      = One of the real weird hidden gems of the Nazi, the rise and fall of the Nazis is Hitler loved
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    | timestamp = 00:14:18.480
    | text      = sending his bros on excursions.
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    | text      = By the way, this is only one of the hidden gems.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:23.799
    | text      = I know, I know.
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    | timestamp = 00:14:24.799
    | text      = There's so many.
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    | text      = And here's one of the things that I think both you and I are drawn to about the rise
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:31.639
    | text      = and fall of the Nazis is their sweet tooth for the occult.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And that there's so many layers in that world that you're never taught in schools.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:42.840
    | text      = And if I was sitting in class and one of our teachers was like, so yeah, they put the Jews
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    | text      = in the concentration camp.
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    | text      = They tried to take over Europe.
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    | text      = Also they believed that there was a fountain of youth.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:53.919
    | text      = They believed that there was a, just all these, they studied the writings of Ponce de Leon.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:59.440
    | text      = Basically they thought there was all these like treasures out there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:02.320
    | text      = They were actively working on a time machine while at, where they did, they did figure
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    | text      = it out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:08.519
    | text      = But anyway, a lot of stuff like that.
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    | text      = And then one of the things I remember, I don't know, I don't know who he sent out, but they
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    | text      = went to, I don't know what continent and probably Antarctica, no, it might've been like Africa
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = or something like that.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:23.399
    | text      = But anyway, there were these like native people and they were so fascinated with how they
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:27.799
    | text      = looked, they wanted to take like a plaster casting mold of their faces to bring back
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    | text      = to Hitler.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:33.360
    | text      = To be like, look at these weirdos.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:35.720
    | text      = And somehow these tribes people were like, okay, like it was so bizarre.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:39.279
    | text      = They were like, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:40.279
    | text      = That was weird.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:41.279
    | text      = They'd just be game for it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:42.279
    | text      = Well, what they forgot to do was put like a straw or some type of breathing apparatus
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:45.759
    | text      = through it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:46.759
    | text      = And they killed a bunch of these people and they were like, oh shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:48.240
    | text      = Then they just had to wipe a bunch out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:49.799
    | text      = So it's like, oh Nazis.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:51.600
    | text      = But I don't know.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:54.320
    | text      = I don't even know why.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:55.320
    | text      = That's that like, oh Nazis, that's so like a sitcom-y response.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:59.159
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:00.159
    | text      = Like Hogan's hero.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:01.159
    | text      = It's like Adolf, it happens again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:16:05.639
    | text      = Your point with all that though, is that like...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:16:07.519
    | text      = Real stuff that happened in our history where I'm just like, I mean, like even slavery,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:12.080
    | text      = it's like, who thought this was okay?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:13.759
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:14.759
    | text      = It's pretty crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:15.759
    | text      = Real crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:16.759
    | text      = And that mentality does also inform our modern lives in that like, it would be stupid for
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:23.200
    | text      = us to think that a hundred years from now we won't look back on whatever culture is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:27.120
    | text      = today.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:28.120
    | text      = And be like, how the fuck is that all right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:30.600
    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:31.600
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:32.600
    | text      = I think...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:33.600
    | text      = Gay people, how we treat gay people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:34.600
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:35.600
    | text      = And women.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:36.600
    | text      = And women are trans.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:37.600
    | text      = That very much bleeds into our topic for today.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:39.519
    | text      = No pun intended.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:40.519
    | text      = Oh, this was what I was going to say.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:42.279
    | text      = I wonder what like, even like in the caveman days, like when a woman got her period, they
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:45.919
    | text      = must have been like, what the fuck is going on with you?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:48.399
    | text      = We have to kill you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:49.399
    | text      = Which I think they did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:50.399
    | text      = Well, they probably...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:51.399
    | text      = I don't think they'd kill them because then society would die out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:53.759
    | text      = That's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:54.759
    | text      = What they do...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:55.759
    | text      = Like I know from a lot of old religious texts in general, what they would do is like, you
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    | timestamp = 00:17:00.759
    | text      = are unclean.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:01.759
    | text      = So you must go to the shack.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:03.799
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:04.799
    | text      = Go to the love shack, baby!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:05.799
    | text      = It seats about 20.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:07.880
    | text      = Hurry up and bring your period money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:11.119
    | text      = I have to assume, even in caveman times, there was like, all right, you go to that part of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:17.359
    | text      = the cave.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:18.359
    | text      = No one can touch her.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:19.359
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:20.359
    | text      = That sort of thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:21.359
    | text      = Or there are real horny cavemen who are like, I'm into this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:22.359
    | text      = Do you think there's cavemen who were popping the cork, so to speak?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:25.200
    | text      = It makes me feel like I'm killing you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:27.079
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:28.079
    | text      = Jesus.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:29.079
    | text      = Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:30.079
    | text      = Sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:31.079
    | text      = Sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:32.079
    | text      = Can we strike that from the record?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:33.079
    | text      = Can we strike that from the record?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:34.079
    | text      = I might have to bleep that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:35.079
    | text      = Shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:36.079
    | text      = Why did I say that?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:38.079
    | text      = Uh, another, another, uh, pot thought I had the other day was it's kind of crazy how there's
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    | text      = such an, cause I think I was watching MSNBC and, and, uh, and they were talking about,
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    | text      = uh, well, like, you know, 51% of women and 49% of men.
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    | text      = And I'm like, it's so crazy how we're like so equal in numbers.
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    | text      = Like, that's weird.
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    | text      = Why is that weird?
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    | text      = Why isn't there like 30% men, 70% women?
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    | text      = I think because of how, you know, how, I mean, is it a genetic coin toss?
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    | text      = Basically, you know, with coin tosses, if you have a million coin tosses, there'll be
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    | text      = approximately 500,000 heads and approximately 500 tails.
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    | text      = It's just weird how probability works out that way.
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    | text      = You have 7 billion people on the planet, right?
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    | text      = Something like that.
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    | text      = Of course it's going to be about 50, 50.
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    | text      = Every time you fuck, it's a coin flip.
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    | text      = I felt the coin go who's on top.
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    | text      = I only do one person on top the whole time.
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    | text      = No?
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    | text      = I'm like, you're either on top or I'm on top.
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    | text      = I don't switch around.
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    | text      = No, that's interesting.
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    | text      = You're a man of principle.
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    | text      = How many position changes do you think you're good for?
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    | text      = That's a whole different question.
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    | text      = How many partners are you looking at, Marty, right now?
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    | text      = Oh my God.
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    | text      = No, how many position changes in a session do you think?
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    | text      = In a session?
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    | text      = I'll tell you, I think I'm good for like four tops.
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    | text      = Yeah, I think four is about your average.
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    | text      = It's difficult to pass four without it getting really weird.
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    | text      = Now when you're starting to talk about those other positions, those are like you're going
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    | text      = into it with a girl being like, hey, I saw this.
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    | text      = I want to try this.
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    | text      = You're talking about dippies?
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    | text      = Dippies?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I think I know what you're talking about.
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    | text      = From your act.
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    | text      = Yeah, dippies.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I call that mommy style now.
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    | text      = Anyway, I changed the name.
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    | text      = It's mommy style.
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    | text      = If you want to understand that, go see Marty DeRosa live.
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    | text      = Live anywhere on stage.
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    | text      = We haven't said what we're talking about.
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    | text      = Let's just go the whole time.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = You know what?
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    | text      = Enough talk, Dan.
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    | text      = Enough talk.
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    | text      = Playtime's over.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = Talking about the Salem witch trial.
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    | text      = Holy shit.
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    | text      = It just happened.
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    | text      = They were real.
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    | text      = You can go there.
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    | text      = It's an amusement park kind of thing now.
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    | text      = There's at least an amusement park?
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    | text      = I mean.
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    | text      = I know that there's parks.
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    | text      = Parks.
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    | text      = I thought those were more like memorial parks, not like, hey, go on the witch's teacup ride.
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    | text      = This is a hemlock.
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    | text      = That's more Socrates.
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    | text      = Or how those escape chambers are the big things now.
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    | text      = Can you get out?
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    | text      = That thing?
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    | text      = They lock you in a room and you're on your sad date.
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    | text      = Oh, man.
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    | text      = Well, I mean, isn't that what that is?
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    | text      = You think a lot of couples break up doing that?
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    | text      = Just fucking pull the thing.
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    | text      = I am.
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    | text      = And it's like.
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    | text      = I think it's not couples.
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    | text      = I think that's a date thing where it's like fourth date or something like that and it's
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    | text      = a bad idea.
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    | text      = Or it's just for reality shows.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Like reality dating shows.
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    | text      = Doesn't your boy Jimmy Pardo host one of those?
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    | text      = Race to Escape?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I think that got canceled.
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    | text      = Oh.
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    | text      = I think it might have.
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    | text      = I'm not sure.
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    | text      = Who saw that coming?
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = It seems like a good idea.
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    | text      = You got people in a box and they got to get out.
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    | text      = But who wants to watch something where you know, it's the book, pull the book on the bookshelf
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    | text      = and you'll be out of there.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It's the same thing with watching like a mystery that you know the answer to.
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    | text      = Like if you watch like a Poirot.
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    | text      = You know what I'm not a fan of lately.
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    | text      = John Walsh has a new show on headline news.
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    | text      = I thought he was dead.
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    | text      = Oh hey.
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    | text      = I did.
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    | text      = I'm not saying he should be.
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    | text      = That's his son you're talking about.
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    | text      = Oh that's right.
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    | text      = He confused him with his son.
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    | text      = But anyway he has a show which is basically it's kind of a new Unsolved Mysteries.
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    | text      = They go a little heavier into the backstory and it's just one person.
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    | text      = And then at the end you're like waiting for like all right so how'd they catch this guy
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    | text      = and he's like.
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    | text      = We don't know anything.
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    | text      = He's still on the loose.
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    | text      = He's like low call crime stoppers.
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    | text      = And you're like oh shit.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It's not quite the nice feeling you get when Dateline wraps a bow on it and you know okay
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    | text      = it was the ex-boyfriend.
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    | text      = Yeah yeah they give you the conclusion and it's either like he's in prison or we killed
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    | text      = him.
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    | text      = You know.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = But anyway Salem Witch Trials.
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    | text      = Let's get into it.
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    | text      = I'm interested that this has fascinated you over life because to me it's something that
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    | text      = I learned about in school days and I didn't care that much.
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    | text      = I will say that my research of it for preparation of this podcast yeah has made me care more
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    | text      = about it.
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    | text      = And then less.
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    | text      = Like the process of researching I cared a lot and now I'm back to not caring much.
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    | text      = Here's why I love it and I don't feel like I and maybe I wasn't paying attention in school
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    | text      = which is a distinct possibility.
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    | text      = I might have had a Pro Wrestling Illustrated folded up in my notebook and I was reading
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    | text      = it.
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    | text      = Like I was taking notes.
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    | text      = Dreaming of one day being the next Meltzer.
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    | text      = Or yeah or I was writing out the card that I was going to have of my wrestlers when I
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    | text      = got home.
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    | text      = I could definitely see you being a fan fiction wrestling guy back in the day.
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    | text      = So maybe even still today.
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    | text      = But now I love witches.
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    | text      = I love the dark arts.
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    | text      = I'm getting that tattooed on my hands.
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    | text      = Dark arts.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:49.720
    | text      = Dark knuckle tattoo.
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    | text      = Shout out Nick.
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    | text      = And I also love I hate to say I love but I am fascinated by the idea of a society freaking
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    | text      = out over something where it's like come on guys.
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    | text      = What's fascinating to me is the idea that like even within the context of it the witch
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    | timestamp = 00:23:09.559
    | text      = trials that went on that people were like well some of this stuff is white magic.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = That's cool.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And like everybody basically accepted that magic and the supernatural shit was real.
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    | text      = It was just like these people are using the wrong part of it.
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    | text      = It's almost like the force in some ways from Star Wars.
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    | text      = So let me give you a little bit of context for the situation.
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    | text      = From February 1692 to May 1693 if you think about that that's over a year that this shit
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    | text      = That no one was like guys cool it.
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    | text      = What the fuck's going down there in Salem or Delaware?
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    | text      = It was in Salem Village largely but it involved like Andover and Ipswich and some of the neighboring
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    | text      = What y'all doing over there?
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    | text      = Killing witches?
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    | text      = We're in.
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    | text      = Be cool.
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    | text      = I've been wondering about that.
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    | text      = Stephanie over there.
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    | text      = So a lot of it happened and I say Salem Village because that's important it comes back because
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    | text      = There were two different entities at the time but were very closely involved with each other.
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    | text      = Salem Town was a more robust economy there is a more of a mercantile town where there
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    | text      = were industries and it was modern for late 1600s time.
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    | text      = Whereas Salem Village was a far more agricultural rooted area.
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    | text      = So what'd you think of that movie The Village?
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    | text      = You know what I didn't hate it.
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    | text      = You know what?
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    | text      = That was that was not where I had a problem with Shyamalan.
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    | text      = I kind of was okay with it.
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    | text      = I didn't like the execution but I loved the idea.
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    | text      = To me it's like the purge.
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    | text      = Great idea.
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    | text      = It's a great execution.
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    | text      = You know but with the purge it has my boy Ethan Hawke in it.
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    | text      = I love the Hawke.
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    | text      = I read The Hottest Summer his book.
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    | text      = I have not.
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    | text      = I just thought his mustache was great in boyhood.
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    | text      = Guess you don't love the Hawke as much as I do.
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    | text      = Did you like boyhood?
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    | text      = Didn't see it.
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    | text      = Great.
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    | text      = Heard it was too long.
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    | text      = It was a little long.
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    | text      = Too boring and too self congratulatory that they filmed it over 12 years.
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    | text      = That is super impressive but yeah the movie's not as good.
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    | text      = I love how they were gonna call it 12 years all along and then 12 Years a Slave came out
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    | text      = Back to the witch.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = So 14 women and 6 men were executed over the course of this year.
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    | text      = Were these men warlocks?
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    | text      = They were familiars and shit like that or just.
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    | text      = A warlock is a male witch right?
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    | text      = Some of them were actually accused of being male witches and some of them were just like
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    | text      = That's about a lady man what do you want me to do?
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    | text      = In addition to those 20 people who were executed 19 by hanging and then Giles Corey was killed
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    | text      = by putting rocks on top of him so he suffocated.
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    | text      = He's creative.
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    | text      = He's a badass.
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    | text      = Guys can we do something a little different for this one?
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    | text      = Well the reason that they did that to him was because he refused to enter a plea.
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    | text      = Everybody else either pled not guilty or some of them pled guilty and fucking started snitching
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    | text      = but we'll get to that in a minute.
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    | text      = But he refused to submit a plea and a lot of people believed that the reason he did
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    | text      = that was if he said not guilty and was found guilty he would have to give up rights to
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    | text      = his estate.
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    | text      = So his inheritance wouldn't go to his son and so by not giving a plea he protected his
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    | text      = Damn.
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    | text      = So in situations where they don't give a plea you still got to torture a little bit in order
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    | text      = to get them to plea so they put a board on top of him and just started pressing rocks
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    | text      = Like kept giving rocks and like do you want to give a plea now?
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = And it took.
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    | text      = I think it said it took two days of him just being pressed by boards and then he finally
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    | text      = Fuck.
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    | text      = So they were hung and then in addition to that five people including two children died
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    | text      = That I heard.
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    | text      = Because of the conditions and the incarcerations.
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    | text      = See I was and this again is my I oftentimes can be misinformed when we're talking about
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    | text      = That is the theme of the podcast.
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    | text      = That is the theme of the podcast.
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    | text      = Me going well Dan I heard this and you're like that's not true.
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    | text      = Nope.
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    | text      = One of the things that I used to think about this trial was that like basically they'd
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    | text      = be like hey you're we think you're a witch.
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    | text      = We're going to like light you on fire and if you are a witch you'll be able to survive
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    | text      = it and if you're not well we were wrong.
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    | text      = Well that was actually from the more the English and European oh OK.
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    | text      = A lot of that had to do with and not outside of the context of Salem there's still some
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    | text      = and instances instances in New England of them being like well if you're a witch you
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    | text      = Yeah the drowning that that sort of thing but that that has to do more with the English
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    | text      = variety to me that is just like such like flawed logic.
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    | text      = But you have to assume that the people who are sending out these sentences know that
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    | text      = I guess because it's a thing where it's like well the problem solves itself like she's
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    | text      = We either were right or we were wrong but she's gone anyway.
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    | text      = It's what I keep thinking about when I read a lot of these instances of the individual
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    | text      = So much of it makes me think of Socrates because Socrates in ancient Greece or so creates in
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    | text      = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure indeed he was killed by drinking hemlock.
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    | text      = He had a sentence that was passed on to him and the reason he was the reason that they
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    | text      = gave for his execution was that he was corrupting the minds of the children of Athens because
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    | text      = he didn't want to say that there were tons of gods.
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    | text      = He had a more monotheistic idea of things.
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    | text      = That is the story that we're told.
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    | text      = But if you actually look at the history the truth is they killed him because he was being
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    | text      = People were just annoyed.
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    | text      = He was a schizophrenic who would run around town and like just say anything.
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    | text      = I like I like wrestling a real lot.
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    | text      = But why do you like wrestling?
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    | text      = Oh I don't know I mean the the the sport the theatrics the drama.
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    | text      = What is it about theatrics that makes a man entertained?
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    | text      = I don't know it just does it for me.
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    | text      = So basically that as annoying as that is.
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    | text      = Yeah I have a couple friends like that.
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    | text      = Yeah the Socratic method is just like constantly asking questions.
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    | text      = So the Socratic method is usually what people who don't like pro wrestling sound like to
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    | text      = Yes basically.
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    | text      = You know it's fake right?
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    | text      = I'm Socrates.
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    | text      = But the reason that he comes to mind is that like they were like all right you're annoying
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    | text      = the shit out of people so you will either kill you or you can leave town.
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    | text      = You just sort of we're going to give you a death sentence but we're also going to let
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    | text      = your friends come and smuggle you away if you want to go.
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    | text      = And like Critias comes and is like hey you can leave and he's like nah I'm going to take
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    | text      = my sentence and he willingly drinks the hemlock.
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    | text      = But the reason it brings to mind is that like either way it takes care of the problem Socrates
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    | text      = is bumming people out and we got to get rid of them.
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    | text      = So many of these people are just like hey you know whether they're a witch or not it'll
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    | text      = I want what I need you to do and I'm sure you'll do it is I need you to basically paint
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    | text      = I'll do a little bit why they started getting in trouble but before I do that what I want
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    | text      = to do is lay out lay it out a little bit of a context for the world that we're living
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = So we have the colonies the Massachusetts Bay Colony is where all of these things take
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    | text      = place and within that you know I don't know how far we have to go back but the people
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    | text      = who came over from England yes we're looking for religious freedom and sure sure but they
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = They were kind of assholes.
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    | text      = They just wanted to do what they wanted to do.
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    | text      = They wanted to do their religion freely and also force it on a lot of people.
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    | text      = Yeah and not let anyone else do any other religion but theirs.
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    | text      = So in the 1600s people their version of religion was very fucked up in terms of the devil was
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    | text      = a real thing and he loved to talk to you.
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    | text      = And he wears Prada.
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    | text      = Yes sheep.
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    | text      = They had like these ideas about ghosts and he goes down to Michigan or Georgia Michigan
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    | text      = was the hip-hop version.
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    | text      = Did you ever hear the hip-hop version of that?
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    | text      = Devil went down to Michigan.
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    | text      = Did he go up to Michigan?
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    | text      = Devil went up to Michigan.
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    | text      = Yeah you're right.
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    | text      = I'm sorry.
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    | text      = Was he still looking for a soul to steal?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Is he still behind?
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    | text      = And instead of the fiddle it was two turntables.
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    | text      = Made of gold?
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    | text      = Made of steel.
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    | text      = Ah the wheels of steel.
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    | text      = And it's like you scratch pretty good.
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    | text      = I want to say the KMC crew.
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    | text      = Can we play it at the end?
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    | text      = I'm going to look it up.
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    | text      = Yeah it's so good.
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    | text      = Devil went up to Michigan he was looking for a soul to steal.
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    | text      = KMC crew.
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    | text      = It's crazy.
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    | text      = I love it.
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    | text      = KMC crew.
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    | text      = It's weirder to me though too that more people haven't done their own versions of the Devil
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    | text      = went down to Georgia.
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    | text      = Oh I know.
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    | text      = I do do do do do do do.
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    | text      = Devil's in the high house.
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    | text      = Oh that was another thing I would go.
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    | text      = Devil's in the high house.
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    | text      = It was so good.
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    | text      = Maybe we should play it right now because I don't think I can concentrate.
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    | text      = I can't either.
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    | text      = It's not on Spotify.
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    | text      = Devil's in the high house.
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    | text      = So from 1692 to 1693 is when the proper Salem witch trials were going on and that hysteria.
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    | text      = However 50 years before that or so there was a bunch of other witchcraft related situations
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    | text      = that were happening.
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    | text      = So recognized generally as the first woman who was put to death for being a witch in
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    | text      = the Massachusetts Bay Colony was a lady named Alice Young.
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    | text      = She was 47 years old.
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    | text      = This was in May of 1647 in Springfield.
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    | text      = She was hanged for being a witch and historically if you look at it generally people see it
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    | text      = as a thing where they were trying to protect an inheritance because her late husband owned
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    | text      = a very large estate and she had no son.
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    | text      = This would be a nice way to railroad people too.
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    | text      = Like one of these like looky here what do we got here a couple of witches.
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    | text      = And so then like if she has no son there's no one to inherit it goes to the state essentially
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    | text      = or goes back to the town share or whatever and to further make that claim that it was
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    | text      = some wackiness.
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    | text      = Her daughter who theoretically could have inherited stuff if she'd gotten married or
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    | text      = yeah I'm not entirely sure how all those rules work.
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    | text      = She was promptly accused of being a witch.
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    | text      = Also a matter of fact it's like we think you're a witch we're gonna take your property sick
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    | text      = well I have a daughter she'll get it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Oh she's also a witch.
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    | text      = So after that in 1648 the period between 1648 to 1663 there's a proto witch hunt that goes
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    | text      = on and sort of the beginnings of this this sort of thing 80 people are accused of being
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    | text      = a witch 15 are killed two of them are men were killed and some of the stuff is hilarious.
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    | text      = Yeah give me some reasons why what constitutes them being witches.
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    | text      = Also do you ever think someone's like oh I'm so glad we left Europe I can't stand that
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    | text      = guy and then some guys like Bill Judy guess who moved to America and they're like god
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    | text      = damn it can we say he's a witch.
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    | text      = There's a guy named witch finder general Matthew Hopkins.
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    | text      = Okay that like said the entertainer or just yes good thing he's an entertainer because
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    | text      = that guy's name is witch hunter.
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    | text      = Yeah he'd given himself this title I'm sure and he created a manual in order to help people
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    | text      = find witches.
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    | text      = Of course and I'm sure this is going to be real fact based.
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    | text      = Absolutely absolutely his first technique that he used was a technique called watching.
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    | text      = Okay and what you do is you'd sit a witch down and in daylight with people watching
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    | text      = and if they are actually a witch yeah within 24 hours an imp will appear.
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    | text      = What's an imp?
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    | text      = Well like a familiar like a like a an imp would be like a little tiny person basically.
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    | text      = Oh hello Dan.
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    | text      = There you go yep that's an imp.
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    | text      = It's me.
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    | text      = And they would show up within 24 hours because they depend on the witch for feeding.
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    | text      = So if it's if there's not a witch there's no imp that needs to be fed.
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    | text      = But let me get some of that titty milk witch.
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    | text      = There is literally no way that that was ever successful in finding a witch.
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    | text      = Yeah it's like and witch master how many times have you come across that being the case?
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    | text      = So many.
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    | text      = Uh lots.
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    | text      = Okay so he's flying by the seat of his pants with step number one.
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    | text      = This was used in relation to the case of Margaret Jones.
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    | text      = You know what I bet happened?
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    | text      = Her kid was like mom I'm starving I want breakfast.
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    | text      = Oh it's an imp.
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    | text      = Let me suck that tea.
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    | text      = It's an imp.
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    | text      = No it's a kid.
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    | text      = No it's an imp.
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    | text      = Uh so Margaret Jones was the next person who was killed in 19...1640 whatever.
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    | text      = And she was found guilty and these are the reasons that were given.
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    | text      = John Winthrop recorded the evidence that was against her.
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    | text      = One she had a malignant touch.
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    | text      = So people that she touched would end up getting sick.
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    | text      = That's a great Phil Collins song.
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    | text      = She seems to have a malignant touch.
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    | text      = So people who came in contact with her got sick.
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    | text      = We could very easily argue that there's communicable diseases.
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    | text      = Absolutely she was always picking her nose, always had her hands in her mouth.
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    | text      = Yeah people were dirty as shit back then.
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    | text      = She was a practicing psychic and she had medicines like any seeds and liquors that had violent
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    | text      = effects on people.
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    | text      = Okay so she wasn't good at her job.
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    | text      = Yeah I guess.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Hey drink this poop water it'll make you feel better when they drink it and get sick.
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    | text      = She was yeah essentially like a holistic healer back then but it was much you know much worse
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    | text      = discipline.
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    | text      = She could tell the future which I don't believe is the truth.
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    | text      = Some things she said came to pass that she should have no knowledge of I don't know.
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    | text      = She had upon search an apparent teat as fresh as had been newly sucked and after it had
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    | text      = been scanned upon a forced search it was withered and a new teat began on the opposite side
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    | text      = of her.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = What the fuck?
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    | text      = She had titties.
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    | text      = She had weird titties.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = So then the watching part comes into play.
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    | text      = In the prison in the clear daylight there was seen in her arms she sitting on the floor
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    | text      = and her clothes up a little child which ran from her into another room and the officer
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    | text      = following it it was vanished.
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    | text      = The like child was seen two other places to which she had relation and one maid that saw
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    | text      = it fell sick upon it and was cured by the said Margaret who used means to be employed
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    | text      = to that end.
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    | text      = Her behavior at the trial was very temperamental lying notoriously and railing upon the jury
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    | text      = and witnesses and in the like distemper she died.
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    | text      = So basically the evidence that they used was there was a child that disappeared and some
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    | text      = lady got sick and then was cured by Margaret and she was mean in court.
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    | text      = The Socrates thing kind of reminds me of some of these people I mean how many of these was
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    | text      = just some good old-fashioned mental illness that they couldn't explain and they were just
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    | text      = like here witch.
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    | text      = Yeah yeah there's a lot of there's a lot of stuff like this so I have a feeling we're
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    | text      = gonna crack this case Dan.
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    | text      = We are.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I think I've gotten to the bottom of a lot of this.
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    | text      = Dan has documents.
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    | text      = So before we get to the actual Salem stuff there's a couple of other case studies that
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    | text      = are indicative to me that we are not dealing with witchcraft pretty much ever.
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    | text      = That first case we have basically an inheritance scheme yeah protecting an inheritance cash
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    | text      = grab in 1656 there's a lady named Anne Hibbins.
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    | text      = She was killed in 1656.
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    | text      = In 1640 she sued some carpenters who had overcharged her getting the carpentry work done these
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    | text      = dudes overcharged her.
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    | text      = They thought that the way that she treated them was very rude in court in a way that
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    | timestamp = 00:38:42.079
    | text      = she was acting was inappropriate unbecoming of a lady that sort of thing.
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    | text      = So they called the church to investigate it basically and refused to apologize for the
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:52.360
    | text      = way that she treated these carpenters who had committed a crime against her.
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    | text      = And I'm Adam Crowell here.
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    | text      = Oh boy.
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    | text      = I know all about bad carpenters Dan.
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    | text      = Oh if to catch a carpenter existed back then oh my god.
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    | text      = This girl you know she just had some bad carpentry and I stand by her.
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    | text      = Also Adam Crowell would probably back then would have thought she was a witch.
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    | text      = Drew she's a witch.
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    | text      = So because she wouldn't apologize she was excommunicated from the church.
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    | text      = The church is like nah no good.
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    | text      = The church accuses her of usurping her husband's authority because of her behavior and because
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    | text      = Once her husband is dead she's tried for being a witch.
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    | text      = So basically she was tried for wearing the pants in the family.
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    | text      = She was not conforming to social roles becoming of a woman.
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    | text      = Honey I'm telling you.
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    | text      = What was weird about her is that she was more socially connected than most of the other
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    | text      = people who had ever been accused of these sorts of things.
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    | text      = Like I feel like it's real easy to railroad like a loner or just a you know a woman who's
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    | text      = Yes whereas she she wasn't like in the chronology of things she wasn't the like third in this
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    | text      = proto witch hunt she was a little bit later so other other homeless people and stuff have
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    | text      = And I bet she's like you're not gonna fucking railroad me like these fucking other people
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    | text      = like I bet she was tough.
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    | text      = So what I can tell you about her is that her second husband who was deceased was a man
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    | text      = named William Hibbins.
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    | text      = He had a first wife before her named Hester Bellingham.
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    | text      = There's a guy named Dorkus who comes up.
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    | text      = So Hester Bellingham was her deceased husband's first wife.
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    | text      = Hester's brother Richard Bellingham was the assistant governor of Massachusetts and was
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    | text      = instrumental in Ann Hibbins conviction of being a witch.
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    | text      = So it's like well OK your sister passed away and her husband married another lady who acts
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    | text      = kind of like a coups in public.
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    | text      = And he's got their that's my family's property.
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    | text      = And the inheritance.
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    | text      = So I mean a lot of that does seem to be a theme that is developing a little bit.
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    | text      = So the other one that goes into the crazy part that you were talking about was a lady
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    | text      = named Mary Johnson of Hartford in sixteen forty eight.
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    | text      = She was accused of theft and whipped and they were like hey we got to whip her some more
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    | text      = let's do that a little more.
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    | text      = So they beat the shit out of her like when her dress falls off her shoulders when we
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    | text      = Yeah but that's not the devil in me.
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    | text      = That's just that's righteous.
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    | text      = So they whip her a bunch.
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    | text      = Oh I get that guy's southern accent by the way.
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    | text      = Everybody seems like bumpkins in these stories.
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    | text      = OK.
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    | text      = But yeah they are.
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    | text      = They probably have way more like.
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    | text      = These also like you know like Australia always gets a bad rap for being like it was a prison
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    | text      = I keep wanting to say prison planet.
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    | text      = That's a different shit.
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    | text      = But but it basically was and there's just like the worst of the worst from England went
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    | text      = And they're like that's why they're all fucked up or whatever.
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    | text      = But I like to think that maybe a lot of the people who left for here are just like the
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    | text      = biggest weirdos.
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    | text      = Really but they're instead of being criminals they were all like super weirdly religious.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Like this really weird brand of religion that's weirder than Catholicism.
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    | text      = Can I ask you a question?
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    | text      = If these guys all were so religious and weird why did they do the whole separation of church
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    | text      = and state?
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    | text      = I think that came later.
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    | text      = OK.
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    | text      = That was a good 80 years after all this is going on.
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    | text      = Oh because maybe they were like yo guys.
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    | text      = And what we'll find is when this dies down in 1693 yeah pretty quickly after that it
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    | text      = becomes embarrassing.
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    | text      = Yeah because I hope they have egg on their face when this is all said and done.
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    | text      = What you have to realize is the distinction between Salem Village and Salem town is super
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    | text      = important because all this is going on in Salem Village and a lot of the other more
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    | text      = intellectual centers and like Philadelphia and Boston aren't really aware of what's going
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    | text      = on for a bit.
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    | text      = Oh I love it.
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    | text      = Like one of the things that blew my mind is that the Salem charter was it took eight years
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    | text      = for its renewal to get from England to America.
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    | text      = So for eight years there wasn't a constitutionally bound authority.
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    | text      = The charter ended in X year and then X plus eight they're like oh we got this new piece
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    | text      = of paper.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = In the meantime they had like governing bodies but everybody questioned their authenticity.
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    | text      = So they're like Lord of the Flies.
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    | text      = A little bit.
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    | text      = It's a little more structured but yeah it took eight years for that information to get
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    | text      = from the authority to the colony so you got to think it could take months to get from
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    | text      = like news to Philadelphia that hey all these weirdos are doing some crazy shit.
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    | text      = Yeah they're killing people with rocks.
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    | text      = I just imagine some guy's got his like feathered pen and he's writing something they're like
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    | text      = oh you're not going to believe what they're doing over in Salem and he's like what the
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    | text      = fuck now.
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    | text      = Yeah these bumpkins.
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    | text      = They're blaming women for being witches and he's just like God damn it.
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    | text      = But to the point of insanity with Mary Johnson she through the whippings and stuff ended
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    | text      = up admitting that she was into the devil and that she had killed a child.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And so she admitted these things but as we know from torture and living in Chicago yeah
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    | text      = you can kind of be the confession out of people very easily.
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    | text      = There's no evidence that she ever killed a child and she ends up getting put in prison
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    | text      = and while she's in prison she gets pregnant most likely by Nathaniel Rusco who's the guy
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    | text      = who runs the jail's son.
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    | text      = So you get a sort of image of like they're not really taking a lot of this very seriously
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    | text      = there's really massive abuses of power going on.
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    | text      = Also it's like hey my dad ain't at the jail y'all won't go fuck some lady prisoners.
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    | text      = Hey y'all.
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    | text      = So this is the sort of witch hunt stuff that had been going on before.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So there is a context wherein they believe in the devil but at the same time it's very
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    | text      = rarely like hey this evil person needs to be punished there's an agenda at foot.
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    | text      = Oh for sure like I feel like for anything we can do a little investigative work like
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    | text      = if we were their defense attorneys if we were their their Johnny Cochran's we could just
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    | text      = be like now let me ask you a question you know what I mean and it's like you did all
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    | text      = their shenanigans.
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    | text      = If the broom does not fit we must acquit.
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    | text      = I think we got a bunch of Mark Fuhrman's on the case.
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    | text      = Yes we were a country of fucking Mark Fuhrman's.
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    | text      = Alterior motives if you will.
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    | text      = So around the time there were writers like Cotton Mather and Joseph Granville who were
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    | text      = religious thinkers and writers bloggers and they are the types of dudes who believe in
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    | text      = this like watching kind of test and these sort of things that they believe that they
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    | text      = can prove the existence of the supernatural.
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    | text      = Okay so they're your Glenn Beck's, your Rush Limbaugh's.
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    | text      = 100 percent yes yes more Glenn Beck probably.
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    | text      = Alex Jones's.
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    | text      = Less Alex Jones because he is very religious now but Glenn Beck still feels more right.
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    | text      = Yeah he cries.
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    | text      = Well so does Alex though they're both crying a ton.
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    | text      = Yeah they're trying to cry each other they're gonna cry off over there.
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    | text      = So this brings us to the proper beginning in 14 or 14 1692 in February where the Salem
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    | text      = witch trial proper kicks off.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = What do you know about the trials Marty?
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    | text      = I just feel like these women were railroaded and there was no right answer and it was either
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    | text      = like admit you're a witch okay you're a witch deny you're a witch we still think you're
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    | text      = a witch.
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    | text      = What do you know about how it started though?
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = A scarlet letter?
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    | text      = Actually that Anne Hibbins lady that we talked about earlier was one of the inspirations
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    | text      = for some of the characters in Nathaniel Hawthorne's scarlet letter.
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    | text      = Alright so this is I hate this this is so much information Marty I'm sorry.
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    | text      = It's okay.
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    | text      = So around the time right before 1692 there was a guy named Reverend Samuel Parris who
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    | text      = was brought to town because the town needs an ordained minister.
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    | text      = At that point they just had amateur ministers and stuff like that.
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    | text      = We know how that goes.
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    | text      = And that's how the town kind of liked it.
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    | text      = Oh okay.
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    | text      = So it's a little bit controversial that they're bringing in this this reverend.
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    | text      = They had like a strong open mic scene but they didn't want a comedy club coming to town
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    | text      = to fuck things up.
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    | text      = That might be perfect.
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    | text      = That might be a perfect way to think about it.
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    | text      = It's gonna get all political and it's just better this way.
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    | text      = Yeah I mean I know that we have no chance of growth without that yeah but we're in charge
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    | text      = we call the shots.
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    | text      = Yeah we're having a better time I think history would dictate that the comedy club coming
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    | text      = to town was a bad idea.
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    | text      = Metaphorically speaking in Salem.
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    | text      = So Samuel Parris comes to town and he comes to town in the middle of what you could almost
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    | text      = look at as a Hatfields and McCoys type battle between two families in Salem the Putnam's
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    | text      = and the Porters.
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    | text      = Oh I remember these names.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = From some.
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    | text      = Maybe.
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    | text      = Well you know the Hatfields and the McCoys.
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    | text      = Never heard of them.
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    | text      = Who are they?
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    | text      = They're the.
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    | text      = I know come on.
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    | text      = So he comes.
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    | text      = He comes to town and he's like getting the lay of the land and what's going on and he's
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    | text      = kind of of the opinion if you look at the record that no matter what happened but even
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    | text      = before the trials kicked off he was quoted as saying that something's gonna something
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    | text      = bad is gonna happen.
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    | text      = It's almost unavoidable with the amount of people hating each other in this town.
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    | text      = He shows up and he's like oh fuck.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = This place.
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    | text      = So he did his best sort of I think I don't know it's hard to judge a person in hindsight
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    | text      = but it seems like he probably tried to avoid the town splitting but he was very unsuccessful.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So his daughter Betty and his niece Abigail Williams.
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    | text      = Great name.
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    | text      = In February of 62 start to act really weird.
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    | text      = They start to have seizures.
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    | text      = They start to have Tourette's kind of symptoms.
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    | text      = Oh that's bad news back then.
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    | text      = Start yelling and inappropriate times interrupting church sermons and stuff like that.
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    | text      = Bulldog bulldog.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Oh shit.
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    | text      = And started like flailing their arms and like all sorts of things that people looked on
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    | text      = and they were like oh fucked up.
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    | text      = That's bad news.
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    | text      = He's probably like that's not good for business.
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    | text      = That's especially when you're the new minister that's come to town and one of them's your
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    | text      = daughter.
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    | text      = So the two of them start acting all fucked up then pretty quickly a bunch of kids in
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    | text      = town start acting really fucked up in similar ways which as we know from being kids and
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    | text      = knowing kids a lot of that could just be copycatting.
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    | text      = Of course.
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    | text      = If you see someone yell blowjob in church you're going to yell blowjob in church.
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    | text      = Or at the very least I'm going to be thinking I want to yell blowjob so bad.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It's so fun.
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    | text      = You've seen the path.
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    | text      = Maybe a sneeze.
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    | text      = Think of a blowjob.
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    | text      = Like that.
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    | text      = You realize that like oh if I act fucked up I can get away with doing the things that
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    | text      = they're getting away with.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Or there's just that power of suggestion.
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    | text      = Mm-hmm.
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    | text      = So at this point people start being like well we got to figure out what's going on and John
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    | text      = Putnam is very mad.
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    | text      = He believes that there's a conspiracy involving the devil especially because he is also a
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    | text      = preacher and the idea of sermons getting interrupted is very that's very that's sick.
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    | text      = That's like me with a mad heckler.
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    | text      = You've seen Steve Hofstetter on YouTube dealing with hecklers.
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    | text      = I try to avoid it.
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    | text      = I try to avoid it.
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    | text      = He deals with hecklers.
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    | text      = John Putnam does not deal with hecklers.
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    | text      = I want to YouTube John Putnam crushes a girl yelling out shit in church.
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    | text      = And you just get a video about the witchcraft.
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    | text      = Oh man.
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    | text      = So people start to get the idea that like we got to figure out what's at the bottom
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    | text      = of this.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And Betty and Abigail start fingering some people.
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    | text      = Not in the fun way.
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = But also they're nine and twelve so get that out of your head.
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    | text      = Yeah because it's always trust kids too.
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    | text      = Twelve is a marriable age too back then so.
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    | text      = Oh fuck you guys.
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    | text      = It's weird.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The three of them or the two of them accused three women of witchcraft basically.
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    | text      = The three women who were first accused one of them is named Sarah Good.
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    | text      = She is a homeless beggar and she's largely accused and convicted because she was seen
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = as rejecting Puritan ideas of self-control and was deemed a villain because she didn't
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    | text      = help lead kids on a path to salvation which again goes back to the Socratesian thing.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So she wasn't fun to kids.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:08.079
    | text      = She was nice to kids.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Kids are probably like, why is this lady?
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    | text      = She's like, fuck you!
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    | text      = I don't feel like there's any indication from anything I read that she was mean to kids.
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    | text      = She was just homeless and a beggar and didn't help kids.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = There's no corrupting influence of like, hey come to the devil.
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    | text      = That's all like hearsay and bullshit.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Or I feel like she might have done this.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Kids were being shitty and she laughed.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = She was like, heh heh.
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    | text      = Those kids are fun.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Like hey you're not leading those kids to a righteous path.
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    | text      = And meanwhile, as we know, she might have been the coolest person in that fucking town.
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    | text      = I'm starting to think whoever was murdered was the coolest people in the town.
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    | timestamp = 00:51:42.079
    | text      = Giles Corey seems like a fucking hero.
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    | text      = So second was Sarah Osborne.
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    | text      = Bad time to be named Sarah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = A lot of Sarahs go down in this.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = She didn't go to church much and that's a no-no.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's a real no-no.
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    | text      = Trying to sleep in on a Sunday.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But what was worse socially was that she had married a former indentured servant.
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    | text      = Oh shit.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:04.840
    | text      = Sarah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Her husband had died but they had a son.
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    | text      = But marrying the indentured servant jeopardized the inheritance again.
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    | text      = People really don't like that.
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    | text      = Also
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    | text      = I think people too had a real boner for acquiring property and money back then.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But back then it was so possible.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Now there's no land grabs you can really do.
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    | text      = But also to make
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They should have government eminent domain.
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    | text      = To make matters worse, the son who could theoretically get cut out of the inheritance by this marriage
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    | text      = was the nephew of John Putnam Sr.
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    | text      = One of the members of the family, the Putnams and the Porters, who are basically the Hadfields
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    | text      = and McCoys.
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    | text      = And then the third woman who was accused was Tituba.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Our old friend Tituba.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's already bad for business if her name is Tituba.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = She was a black or Indian slave depending on how
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    | text      = She didn't stand a chance.
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    | text      = Depending on the record.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Some people have associated her more with African roots, some the Indies.
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    | text      = Who knows.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But she would tell Abigail and Betty these fascinating stories that bordered on voodoo.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And was convicted of inflaming their imaginations.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:13.440
    | text      = Okay, so she's guilty of telling cool stories.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, exactly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They probably have a little drink or smoke and she's like, wanna hear a cool story from
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:19.119
    | text      = my hometown?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:20.119
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:21.119
    | text      = Like all three of these women so far are, to me, awesome.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:24.559
    | text      = You've got the homeless beggar who was probably pretty cool.
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    | text      = Hates kids.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:28.239
    | text      = Who's probably pretty cool.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:29.239
    | text      = Who's like, I'm not having kids.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:30.239
    | text      = And then we've got Osborne who saw through social conventions and married an indentured
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    | timestamp = 00:53:33.519
    | text      = servant.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:34.519
    | text      = Which is awesome.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:35.519
    | text      = She's like, you should fuck this dude.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:36.519
    | text      = You'd lose your mind.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:37.519
    | text      = He's amazing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:38.519
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:39.519
    | text      = So she.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:40.519
    | text      = Oh, you usually do about four positions when you fuck this guy?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:41.519
    | text      = Minimum eight.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:42.519
    | text      = Minimum.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:43.519
    | text      = He's doing shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:44.519
    | text      = I have no idea that we're even a thing right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:45.840
    | text      = So then we got Tituba who is just awesome.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:49.360
    | text      = Tituba.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:50.360
    | text      = Telling these cool stories.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:51.360
    | text      = Oh man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:52.360
    | text      = I could just imagine just like having one of those old cups that they used to drink
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:58.300
    | text      = out of.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:59.300
    | text      = Drink this.
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    | text      = And then she's just like.
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    | text      = You want to hear a cool story.
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    | text      = So one of the other reasons that, I think I might just tip my hand early.
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    | text      = In terms of my theory.
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    | text      = One of the other accusers besides Betty and Abigail Williams was Ann Putnam Jr.
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    | text      = So she was a member of the Putnam family and early on was fingering these people that some
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    | text      = of them.
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    | text      = Also, I'm an adult.
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    | text      = You can say that.
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    | text      = Like you look, you said fingering these people and you kind of looked at me like, you're
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    | text      = going to be cool here?
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    | text      = I'm fine.
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    | text      = I'm an adult.
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    | text      = You've dealt with cops.
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    | text      = You've been on a lineup.
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    | text      = I've been fingered.
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    | text      = I've been fingered for a crime.
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    | text      = You and Freddie.
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    | text      = So the people who are getting fingered are very, like a lot of them seem to have weird
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Like the people who are being accused, like Sarah Osborne had been sued by John Putnam
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    | text      = Sr. in the past.
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    | text      = Over a land dispute.
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    | text      = Of course.
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    | text      = And a number of other people who will come up had been sued in the past or had had beefs
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    | text      = with the Putnam family or had ties to the Porter family.
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    | text      = All I want to do.
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    | text      = So there's a lot of that that comes up and it's very suspicious that Betty and Abigail
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    | text      = Williams lived in the same house and then the third person who's making accusations
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    | text      = is a member of the Putnam family, a 12 year old child in the Putnam family.
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    | text      = All I want to do is go back in time and be a high profile lawyer and defend all these
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    | text      = Now I'm just a Salem village lawyer.
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    | text      = Now I might just be a comedian from the future.
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    | text      = I don't know about your small town agricultural justice.
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    | text      = But I feel like there's a money trail.
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    | text      = You would be a witch, though.
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    | text      = Follow the money.
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    | text      = Also what I would do?
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    | text      = You would be, you would die.
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    | text      = You'd be killed.
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    | text      = I would have flash paper like Jerry the King Lawler throws in his opponent's eyes back
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    | text      = in the day.
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    | text      = I do like that.
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    | text      = I would have like fire come out of my hands and be like, come at me, bro.
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    | text      = And some of that like Tajiri style.
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    | text      = Oh yeah.
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    | text      = Mist.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Some Asian mist.
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    | text      = That's, that's a real hillbilly CT impression you just did.
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    | text      = Come at me, bro.
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    | text      = All I do is win my court cases.
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    | text      = So these three get accused and then shit gets out of hand.
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    | text      = Like the three of them kind of getting accused were like, well, all right.
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    | text      = Is there any public outcry of like, this is fucked?
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    | text      = Well, we'll get to that.
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    | text      = The next person who's accused is Martha Corey.
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    | text      = And she's accused because she publicly expressed skepticism about the girls' accusations.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = So this is going to happen with Trump's president.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You don't believe what's going on this bullshit.
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    | text      = Anyone else think this is fucked?
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    | text      = Witch!
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You're going down.
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    | text      = Um, so her and Rebecca nurse are both upstanding citizens who then become accused of being
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    | text      = witches.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They both go to church all the time.
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    | text      = They aren't homeless.
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    | text      = And it starts to fuel this idea that it can be anybody.
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    | text      = Anybody can be a witch, not just these poor shit people.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Anybody can be it.
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    | text      = So we all have to accuse each other.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And then it's like, well, how do I know you're not a witch?
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    | text      = Also, I'd like to think that there was a Joe Fernandez type character during this time
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    | text      = making lots of off-coming witch jokes.
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    | text      = That guy would be killed so fast.
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    | text      = Which one of you ladies wants to go out?
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    | text      = Wink.
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    | text      = Like that.
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    | text      = He does a lot of witch puns.
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    | text      = So the next person who's, this is where, like in the researching, this is where my mind
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    | text      = broke.
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    | text      = In terms of any idea that these people could have been doing the right thing.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = The next person who's accused of being a witch is Dorothy Goode.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = The daughter of Sarah Goode, the homeless beggar lady.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = She's four years old.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Now she's not convicted of being a witch.
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    | text      = I didn't know Sarah Goode had a kid.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Pretty crazy, huh?
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    | text      = Well, so she maybe wasn't a great mom and that was her whole thing too about not leading
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    | text      = kids to.
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    | text      = But then also it might be a thing where, I don't know a whole lot about her history,
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    | text      = but she might've be fallen some tragedy and was recently homeless.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Like lost her land or something.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Sure, sure, sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Maybe the Putnam's took her land.
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    | text      = I have no idea.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Probably.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But she wasn't convicted, but she was interrogated.
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    | text      = And the answers...
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    | text      = As four?
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    | text      = As a four-year-old?
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:58.119
    | text      = Oh, okay.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That makes sense.
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    | text      = And the answers that a four-year-old child gave these judges was used to implicate her
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    | text      = mother.
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    | timestamp = 00:58:03.599
    | text      = Holy fuck.
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    | text      = Which is nuts.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = This is where I walk in and I'm like, young lady, you don't have to answer any more questions.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = This is where there's a music swell as you enter.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You're interrogating a four-year-old, you should all be ashamed of yourself.
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    | text      = I'm picturing you as Matlock now.
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    | text      = Now I am.
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    | text      = I have a white suit.
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    | text      = I have a white suit.
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    | text      = I just throw my briefcase on the table.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:22.159
    | text      = It's an old table, so it just breaks.
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    | timestamp = 00:58:23.159
    | text      = You have a black friend who knows karate?
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    | text      = Yes, I do.
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    | text      = We are leaving.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Pack up your things, girl.
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    | text      = So after this point...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What kind of answers did she give them, did they say?
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    | text      = No, there's no specifics, but her testimony was used against her mom, which is fucked
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    | text      = up, because a four-year-old has no idea what she's saying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:40.360
    | text      = So through...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:41.360
    | text      = We are white people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:42.360
    | text      = We are really killing it right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:43.619
    | text      = You have to understand how bad, we're just so fucking terrible right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:47.480
    | text      = So Rebecca Nurse, who was one of those people who was accused and convicted and ended up
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    | timestamp = 00:58:51.480
    | text      = being killed, was also another person who was involved in a land deal that went bad
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    | timestamp = 00:58:56.059
    | text      = with the Putnam's and was sued.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:59.559
    | text      = Throughout March and April, shit gets real out of control.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Sarah Cloyce, another Sarah, who also happens to be Rebecca's sister, is accused.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:09.079
    | text      = Also Elizabeth Proctor gets arrested.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:11.519
    | text      = Elizabeth Proctor's husband is like, hey, you guys gotta cut this out.
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    | text      = He gets arrested.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You're a witch too.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:16.840
    | text      = Martha Corey's husband, Giles, the guy who got pressed to death, eventually gets arrested.
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    | text      = Abigail Hobbs, her stepmom, Deliverance, and Mary Warren, who was Elizabeth Proctor's servant
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = and someone who made accusations of witchcraft at other people in the past.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:33.199
    | text      = All three of them are accused and arrested of being witches, and the three of them flip.
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    | text      = They confess to being witches and start pointing fingers at everybody, like a bunch of other
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    | text      = people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:43.960
    | text      = Just saying themselves, is that an immunity deal?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:44.960
    | text      = Not necessarily.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:45.960
    | text      = But they do just start pointing fingers strategically at a lot of people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:50.280
    | text      = Well, if I'm going down, you're going down too.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:52.880
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They point out the Wilds family, who also had land deals, that sort of thing.
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    | text      = And William Hobbs, who's Deliverance, Hobbs' husband, who was another lady who was accused
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    | text      = of being a witch.
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    | text      = Mary Eastley, who is Sarah Cloyce and Rebecca Nurse's other sister.
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    | text      = So you're just seeing-
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    | text      = This is so Hatfield and McCoy.
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    | text      = There's a lot of people who get mixed up in it too, it seems.
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    | text      = But a lot of it is just you, like, hey, let's get all these people who are against our side
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    | text      = How does the Bush family prosper from this, Dan?
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    | text      = Well, interestingly enough-
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    | text      = Oh, are you fucking kidding?
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    | text      = Prescott Bush-
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    | text      = No!
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    | text      = He was around back then.
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    | text      = His great-great-grandfather?
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    | text      = He funded Putnam.
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    | text      = No, not really.
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    | text      = Well, I was like, wait, that can't be possible.
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    | text      = There was a look of belief on your face, and they said, don't do that.
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    | text      = A lot of the Bush family prospered from this.
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    | text      = There's no doubt.
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    | text      = So at this point, the accusations become too numerous to list, and things just spiral out
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    | text      = I mean, I imagine it's like, I mean, it's just got to be nonstop people accusing everybody
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    | text      = of everything.
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    | text      = I'd like to think there were some sane people who were just like, I'm just staying out of
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    | text      = I think that most of the sane people left.
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    | text      = Oh, good.
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    | text      = A lot of them went to Maine.
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    | text      = I'm going to Maine, man.
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    | text      = I heard it's fucking cool there.
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    | text      = I think, well, there is a guy who comes-
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    | text      = I heard they have a good brunch scene in Maine.
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    | text      = There's a guy named Reverend Burroughs who did not-
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    | text      = Oh, you think Nate's related?
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    | timestamp = 01:01:25.039
    | text      = Spelled differently.
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    | text      = Fuck.
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    | text      = And Nate's Jewish.
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    | text      = Fuck.
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    | text      = Oh, fuck.
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    | text      = See, he was involved-
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    | text      = Good luck being Jewish around these people, too.
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    | text      = Jesus, fuck.
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    | text      = You'd be dead.
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    | text      = Here's what you do.
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    | text      = You're deader than Titchuba.
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    | text      = Here's what you do.
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    | text      = If you think they're Jewish, you have them sit for 24 hours.
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    | text      = Their horns will appear.
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    | text      = You dangle a bar of gold in front of them, and then their horns appear.
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    | text      = Oh, damn.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So at the beginning, you had a bunch of people who were super related to the Putnam Porter
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    | text      = dispute, the families who were in dispute.
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    | text      = And then from there, everything loses control, and a bunch of people who aren't involved
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    | text      = at all get accused.
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    | text      = And I think that what was happening is the court's like, well, we got to keep up appearances
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    | text      = So we have to pretend that the things that we were doing before were real, or else we
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    | text      = invalidate what we were doing before.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But also, are their jails getting so full that they're like, I don't have any more room
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    | text      = for witches?
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    | text      = There's some of them.
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    | text      = They're also killing a lot of people.
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    | text      = Oh, brother.
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    | text      = I mean, if you have like 40 people, 40 to 50 people who, I think it was 80 who got caught
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    | text      = up in it.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = A lot of them escape from prison and flee.
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    | text      = Cool.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = A lot of them are killed.
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    | text      = Because they're witches, they can do that.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, I think, I don't know how you escaped from prison back then.
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    | text      = Just walk out.
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    | timestamp = 01:02:33.559
    | text      = How good were jails?
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    | text      = I'm going back to the Jedi.
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    | text      = They have wood doors.
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    | text      = I'm going back to the Jedi thing, you want to let me out, you know?
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    | text      = What also, I assume they just throw them in like a mass grave or something?
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    | text      = Oh, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = What they would do, because they've been excommunicated and they're witches, they can't be buried
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    | text      = in the cemeteries.
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    | text      = Oh, yeah.
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    | text      = I don't want to taint it.
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    | text      = So they would just hang them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Once they die, they just throw them in a shallow grave.
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    | timestamp = 01:02:56.000
    | text      = And then generally what would happen is the families would come dig them up and bring
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    | text      = them back to their homes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And so they'd bury them on their property.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Jesus.
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    | text      = That's usually what would happen.
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    | text      = Unless the family was caught up in it and did believe they were witches, and then probably
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    | text      = just left them in the shallow grave, which is really fucked up stuff.
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    | text      = So now here's where things get funny.
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    | text      = I love this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:03:14.880
    | text      = Oh, here's where things get funny?
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    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:17.679
    | text      = If you take the human tragedy out of it and all of this sadness that people are dying.
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    | text      = There's a Mel Brooks movie here somewhere.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The court is a comedy of dumbassery.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because in court, they're legitimately arguing, like learned men and lawyers are arguing in
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    | text      = open court whether or not a person has to give the devil permission to use their face
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:39.079
    | text      = to torment people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because these kids are saying that like, oh, Sarah Goode tormented me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:47.320
    | text      = And so she's like, I didn't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They'd be like, well, it was a shade of you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:03:51.260
    | text      = It was an apparition of you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:53.119
    | text      = The devil was using your form to do this.
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    | text      = So these lawyers are arguing like, well, the devil could just use her shape if he wanted
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    | text      = to.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:00.719
    | text      = Like, no, he needs permission.
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    | timestamp = 01:04:02.559
    | text      = It's like, what the fuck is going on?
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    | timestamp = 01:04:04.460
    | text      = Because someone probably heard at one point, like with Dracula, you have to invite him
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    | text      = in or something.
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    | timestamp = 01:04:08.739
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:04:09.739
    | text      = Probably so many weird straws that were being grasped.
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    | text      = It's so like that.
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    | timestamp = 01:04:12.199
    | text      = It's very bizarre.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:04:13.199
    | text      = I heard one time, like, how funny it would be if they're just like, um, actually, I remember
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:04:16.679
    | text      = from my previous studies that someone once said you have to ask, the devil has to ask
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:04:21.019
    | text      = you to use his face.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:22.960
    | text      = The devil tried to overthrow God, but he needs your permission.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:04:27.000
    | text      = Oh my God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:28.000
    | text      = What the fuck?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Religion.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:30.000
    | text      = Stupid shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:31.000
    | text      = Religion.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:32.000
    | text      = That's one thing that they tried to use.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:04:33.360
    | text      = And I think this is hilarious.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:34.360
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:35.360
    | text      = Uh, well actually, first of all, they had a touch test that they do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:38.480
    | text      = There was one of the things they used in court where it's like, if someone has been said
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    | text      = to be bewitched and so they're having seizures and stuff like that, if the witch touches
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:47.199
    | text      = the person and they're healed, then it proves they're a witch because they believed that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:52.900
    | text      = whatever illness I cause you, I can cure because venomous evil comes out of my eyes at you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And when I touch you, the evil instinctually flows back into my body.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You would almost think then at that point, they would almost try to weaponize these women
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    | timestamp = 01:05:11.159
    | text      = or use them as healers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:13.159
    | text      = Well, they could only heal that which they cause.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:16.360
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:17.360
    | text      = So that would be not effective.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:18.360
    | text      = Well, you might want to keep one around just in case.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:20.780
    | text      = As a weapon, I totally understand.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:22.760
    | text      = Like especially they hate these native Americans so much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:27.039
    | text      = Give them instead of blankets, give them these women.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:28.840
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:29.840
    | text      = Give them the witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:30.840
    | text      = I'm very curious to see, first of all, I have no doubt in my mind these men raped these
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = women while they were in prison also.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:36.559
    | text      = I would assume there was some of that going on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:38.360
    | text      = But also-
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, I mean, there was the one that got pregnant.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I mean, you have to assume that's not the only case of that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm just shocked.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:44.159
    | text      = There was no guy who was like, I'm going to give her a penis test.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm going to have sex with her.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:47.760
    | text      = And if-
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = If it's great, she's a witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:51.280
    | text      = If it's great, she's a witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:52.800
    | text      = If I come, she's a witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:54.960
    | text      = Oh, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:55.960
    | text      = It does seem like a lot of the stuff is as bad as that, but not that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:01.480
    | text      = That's not formalized into court doctrine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:03.920
    | text      = I'm going to assume there's some other awful stuff we are not privy to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:06.800
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:07.800
    | text      = I would almost guarantee it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:08.800
    | text      = But one awful, not really all that awful, but really fucking stupid thing is a thing
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = called the witch cake.
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    | text      = Are you aware of the witch cake?
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    | text      = No, but it sounds delicious.
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    | text      = It's not.
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    | text      = It's a thing that they used in court as a method to try and find witches.
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    | text      = They put a delicious piece of cake in front of these witches and if they ate it, they
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    | text      = were a witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You wish that was what they did.
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    | text      = So what they did was they would make a cake out of rye and the urine of the children that
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = were bewitched.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So these kids would pee and make a cake.
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    | text      = Kid piss cake?
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = And they would feed it to a dog.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Now their belief was that when the dog eats the cake, it will hurt the witch.
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    | text      = So you would hear the screams of the witch when this cake is being eaten.
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    | text      = Ow!
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yikes, it hurts so bad.
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    | text      = Yes, because some sort of the evil is carried through the children's urine or something
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    | text      = like that.
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    | text      = It's super, it's so stupid.
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    | text      = I wish we had a time machine.
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    | text      = It's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:07:06.199
    | text      = I wish we had a time machine.
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    | text      = Hey kid, pee in this cup.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I got to make a cake.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:09.199
    | text      = I wish we had a time machine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:11.239
    | text      = And we brought one of the guys back and they're like, guys, I know it sounds crazy, but hear
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    | text      = me out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:15.480
    | text      = He explained his theory on why this should possibly be a thing.
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    | text      = I would love to have witch cake guy as a guest.
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    | text      = Oh my god.
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    | text      = That's a get.
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    | text      = First of all, it's weird to be here in your future.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:28.199
    | text      = Second of all, what do you want to know about kid piss cakes?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:07:30.719
    | text      = Forget about me trying to get Paul F. Tompkins on the show.
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    | timestamp = 01:07:32.960
    | text      = I want witch cake guy.
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    | text      = Listen, Dan, if you follow my thought pattern, it's as plain as day.
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    | text      = If you look at all the scholarly sources, they say that urine is powerful.
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    | text      = I have an entire library full of books about the urine of the child of a witch being the
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    | timestamp = 01:07:48.920
    | text      = conduit to that witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Makes sense.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = This checks out.
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    | text      = I'll stand by that.
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    | text      = So they do all this.
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    | text      = Or this was just a guy who was into watching kids pee.
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    | text      = You have to think that's a possibility.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:58.840
    | text      = And then had a dog and he's like, I didn't get my dog any food this week.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:01.400
    | text      = Shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:02.400
    | text      = And they're like, oh, I know we'll make a cake.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:03.400
    | text      = And then the dog eats it and likes it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:05.480
    | text      = Then the witch is a witch.
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    | text      = Much like the watching test, I can't imagine this ever gave concrete evidence to like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:12.039
    | text      = you know, like, oh, witch cake worked.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:14.599
    | text      = It's all fucking so stupid.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:16.079
    | text      = Everything is so dumb.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = My comedy brain also kind of makes me want to go, imagine the test that didn't get approved.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:22.720
    | text      = Well, penis test.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:24.000
    | text      = We already got one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:25.000
    | text      = Wow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:26.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So I like that idea of like throwing them off a cliff and if they're witches, they're
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    | text      = going to fly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:30.119
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:31.119
    | text      = Here's your broom.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:32.119
    | text      = And then they push them on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:33.119
    | text      = Good luck.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:34.119
    | text      = Problem solved.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:35.119
    | text      = No, she's not a witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:36.119
    | text      = Because the problem solved.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:37.119
    | text      = Because afterwards, if she's not a witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:38.119
    | text      = We get a property.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:39.119
    | text      = Well, there's that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:40.119
    | text      = And then you're like, well, we fucked up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:41.119
    | text      = And then you get a woman and you can just memorialize her and the influence is gone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:45.359
    | text      = Or you could say the evil spirits got to her and tricked us and tricked her.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:50.659
    | text      = And they learned.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:52.239
    | text      = So that brings us about to the end of the relevant information, which sucks because
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:57.640
    | text      = that was so much fucking information.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:59.119
    | text      = Who was the president during this time?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:01.159
    | text      = There wasn't a president.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:02.159
    | text      = Oh, this was 1690.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:03.159
    | text      = Oh, I'm sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:04.159
    | text      = I'm sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:05.159
    | text      = This is before the revolution.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:06.159
    | text      = I'm sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:07.159
    | text      = 1776.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:08.159
    | text      = Lincoln, what's going on?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:09.619
    | text      = What did Lincoln have to say?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:11.760
    | text      = Who was the president?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:12.760
    | text      = Nixon?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:13.760
    | text      = Well, like I said, the information getting from England to the colony took eight years
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:17.560
    | text      = or so to get there.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:18.560
    | text      = So you've got to think, the information going back, the king has no idea about what's going
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    | text      = on here.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:23.199
    | text      = Just imagine, like...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:24.199
    | text      = And the local governors are fucking involved.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:26.359
    | text      = I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:27.359
    | text      = Imagine this is over and like seven years later, like someone gets a letter and they're
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:30.720
    | text      = just like...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:34.680
    | text      = What the fuck were they doing over there?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:36.920
    | text      = I guarantee that happened.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:38.520
    | text      = Lincoln's just a big game of grab-ass.
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    | timestamp = 01:09:40.960
    | text      = If you think about it, like, what, the revolution starts 60 years after this or so, there might
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:47.439
    | text      = be an element of it, like, the king was like, oh boy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:52.079
    | text      = Maybe we just let him...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:53.079
    | text      = Maybe they threw the revolution because it's like these people are dicks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:55.319
    | text      = You know what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:56.319
    | text      = We've got to keep up a little bit of appearance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:58.159
    | text      = Just send like some scrubs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:59.359
    | text      = Is it worth the taxes we're bringing in, really?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:02.520
    | text      = These jerks?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:03.760
    | text      = Maybe America is just the dumbest of the dumb.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:06.800
    | text      = It's pretty conceivable that that is the case.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:09.439
    | text      = Hey, guess what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:10.439
    | text      = Hindsight is great, but like...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:11.840
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:12.840
    | text      = Hey, witchcatcher, go get your piss cakes, get the fuck out of here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:15.880
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:16.880
    | text      = So, in the end, 20 people executed, five die in prison, two of them little babies die in
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:24.239
    | text      = prison, and then just sort of ends.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:29.300
    | text      = You also have to wonder the implications of property, power, money that still is old...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:38.399
    | text      = Now we're talking old money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:41.119
    | text      = It's unbelievable.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:42.119
    | text      = And it's the sort of thing where there's like tons and tons of like free land and land up
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:46.520
    | text      = for grab, and everything's moving so fast in terms of like mechanization.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:51.039
    | text      = It's a cash.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:52.039
    | text      = Everyone's grabbing what they can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:53.039
    | text      = Mechanization is not the right word, but like modernization is happening all around.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:56.159
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:57.159
    | text      = If you have land, you have such an ability.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So there's a lot of theories in terms of like what was going on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:03.760
    | text      = One of the ones that's really popular among people is there was ergot poisoning in the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:07.680
    | text      = rye in the city, because rye is...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:10.760
    | text      = Oh, you mean those piss cakes also had ergot in the rye?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:13.960
    | text      = This is before.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:14.960
    | text      = This is an explanation for why the kids were acting for it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:17.079
    | text      = Oh, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:18.079
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:19.079
    | text      = So rye is easily infected by claviceps purpurea, which is a precursor for LSD.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:25.159
    | text      = So a lot of people believe that the rye that was in the town was infected with LSD.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:29.220
    | text      = Those kids are just tripping balls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:31.020
    | text      = But that doesn't explain why a lot of adults weren't freaking out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:33.720
    | text      = Not entirely sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:34.720
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:35.720
    | text      = Who knows?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:36.720
    | text      = Sleep paralysis is another explanation for why kids would have terrifying visions of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:39.720
    | text      = people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:40.800
    | text      = Maybe you're a kid and you run into a homeless beggar.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:43.359
    | text      = That can be scary just in the effect of like, oh, why is this person all dirty?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:46.920
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:47.920
    | text      = They're an adult.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:48.920
    | text      = Shouldn't they be not...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:49.920
    | text      = They should be in a home.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:50.920
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:51.920
    | text      = So that could scare you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:52.920
    | text      = You go home, you have sleep paralysis.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:53.920
    | text      = You see that person in your head.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:56.239
    | text      = I'll tell you what.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:57.239
    | text      = Growing up in Indiana, there was a Greek family that lived by us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:01.239
    | text      = And you know what I say to them?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:03.159
    | text      = Calimera.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:04.159
    | text      = It means good day.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:05.640
    | text      = Oh, that's very nice, Dan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:07.600
    | text      = But they had like the grandmother living with them and she was like as old school Greek
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:14.039
    | text      = as you can get.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:15.239
    | text      = We thought she was a witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:16.239
    | text      = Of course.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:17.239
    | text      = She looked like a witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:18.239
    | text      = She wore black all the time because her husband died.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:19.239
    | text      = You should have said Calimera to her.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:20.920
    | text      = Everything would have been fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:21.920
    | text      = Or if it's the evening, Calihispera.
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    | text      = Yeah, well, we didn't like her, so we called her a malaka.
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    | text      = Oh, no, no, malaka.
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    | text      = No, the only other Greek word I remember is efkeristo.
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    | text      = Oh, yeah?
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    | text      = Which means thank you.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Malaka's like fucker, right?
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    | text      = It's evil.
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    | text      = Malaka's fucker, right?
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    | text      = It's a bad person.
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    | text      = Oh, okay.
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    | text      = No, not fucker.
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = I don't think they had a word for fucker.
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    | text      = Malaka's not a motherfucker?
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    | text      = No, malaka just means like evil person.
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    | text      = Oh, okay.
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    | text      = Bad person.
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    | text      = So we, I mean, we were convinced we'd go in their backyard freaking out.
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    | text      = Like, ah, this is fine.
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    | text      = I mean, if you had an instance of sleep paralysis or something like that where you might see
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    | text      = her.
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    | text      = There's a huge phenomenon of people seeing an old hag, which is called old hag syndrome.
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    | text      = People have sleep paralysis, and when they come to, they hallucinate and see an old woman
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    | text      = sitting on their chest.
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    | text      = This is just something that is super bizarre, but it does happen.
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    | text      = So that's a pretty good explanation for some of it.
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    | text      = There's just super horny kids having MILF fantasies.
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    | text      = Could be.
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    | text      = Could be.
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    | text      = And they don't know which way their boner's going.
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    | text      = Guilt fantasies.
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    | text      = There's another instance of, they believe that around the time there was an outbreak
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    | text      = of bird-borne encephalitis lethagerica, which is a bird-carried disease that causes paralysis,
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    | text      = catatonia, nocturnal, not emissions.
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    | text      = Emissions?
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    | text      = Nope.
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = Just nocturnality, basically your sleep schedule flips.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You have delayed responses to physical and mental stimulus.
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    | text      = This sounds like most of my girlfriends.
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    | text      = Might be witches.
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    | text      = Most of my girlfriends, I think, would have been considered witches.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = They can't sleep.
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    | text      = So, at the end of it, I am 100% convinced that the beginning of it had to do with the
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    | text      = Porter Putnam feud, that the two families, when you look into them, the reason that they
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    | text      = were at loggerheads was that the Putnam family wanted to stay into the agricultural part
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    | text      = of the city.
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    | text      = Things that they were more invested in, and they wanted to be autonomous from Salem Town.
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    | text      = The Porter family saw more promise and progress in the future that Salem Town was involved
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    | text      = in, and they wanted to be absorbed into Salem Town.
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    | text      = The two families had fucking...
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    | text      = It's not like you don't like someone nowadays and you have a feud with them.
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    | text      = Back then, people who weren't part of their family would be out drinking and be like,
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    | text      = I'm a Porter guy, you'd be a Putnam guy.
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    | text      = We're sitting here having a beer, everything is fine.
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    | text      = Then that topic comes up, all of a sudden we're fighting.
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    | text      = It's like Flair Hogan fans in the 90s or 80s.
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    | text      = Exactly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Unrelated parties get involved in the feud.
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    | text      = And so the whole town was sort of caught up in these two families' philosophies.
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    | text      = It's kind of like Brexit, a little bit, in terms of like, should we leave Salem Town
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    | text      = or should we be absorbed into Salem Town?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = People have a lot of really hot feelings about it.
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    | text      = So the Reverend Paris that comes to town, Samuel Paris, can't figure out how to solve
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    | text      = it.
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    | text      = But he is more involved in the Putnam side, the autonomy side for Salem.
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    | text      = In addition to that, well, here's why it's such bullshit.
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    | text      = He's involved with the Putnam side of the philosophy.
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    | text      = His daughter and niece are the first two people who make accusations, along with Ann Putnam
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    | text      = Jr., the three people who start making accusations, and all three of them are on the Putnam side.
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    | text      = The people that they accuse are largely porter sympathizers or people that the Putnam family
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    | text      = have had land disputes with.
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    | text      = If you go down the Putnam family, you just see people constantly being involved.
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    | text      = What do you do if you come to town?
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    | text      = I leave.
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    | text      = No, no, you're- I get the fuck out of there.
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    | text      = You're specifically brought into town.
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    | text      = Also, they said, Dan, you have a nice plot of land if you stay here and fix this.
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    | text      = They do give him the land that the church is on and everything like that.
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    | text      = They give him like 66 pounds a year or something like that, which then is a pretty good amount
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    | text      = of land.
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    | text      = So you got to fix this.
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    | text      = What are you doing?
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    | text      = I mean, what he did, I think, was absolutely the wrong thing to do, which is siding with
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = these manipulative Putnams.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = I mean, if you truly believe that Salem should be autonomous from the other Salem, I don't
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    | text      = know what you do.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm getting a big crew of just big, strong boys, and we're just saying-
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No more fucking around.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You got Braun Strowman on your side.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm bringing the fucking Wyatt family.
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    | text      = You think these guys are witches?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:42.800
    | text      = What are you going to do about it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We'll fucking throw boards and rocks all over everybody.
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    | text      = We're here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We're here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Salem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We're here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We're here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Man, this just drives me crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It really drives me fucking crazy.
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    | text      = Just to give you a couple of Putnam family members, you had Ann Putnam Jr., who was one
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    | text      = of the first accusers.
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    | timestamp = 01:17:01.159
    | text      = Ann Putnam Sr. also accused a bunch of people.
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    | timestamp = 01:17:03.720
    | text      = Edward Putnam, he was in the role of an examiner, so when people were accused, he would sort
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    | timestamp = 01:17:09.239
    | text      = of grill them and be one of the arbiters of whether or not they were lying, which seems
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    | text      = like a conflict of interest.
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    | text      = Hannah Putnam made a bunch of accusations and blamed one lady for being a witch and
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    | text      = killing her eight-year-old child, who just died of probably SIDS.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:23.619
    | text      = Also back then, kids died.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:17:25.439
    | text      = People died.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And then John Putnam Jr., or John Putnam Sr., excuse me, is the biggest dick in the world.
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    | text      = He's the one who had sued a bunch of people, who all seem to be on the accused side.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That Reverend Burroughs that I mentioned earlier, he, Reverend Burroughs skipped out of town
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:41.260
    | text      = because he didn't like the way things were going.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:42.920
    | text      = John Putnam Sr. sues him, or threatens to sue him because he's like, you breached your
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:47.399
    | text      = contract as the minister of this town, and he's like, all right, I'll come back.
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    | text      = But the two of them, because that's kind of an honorable thing on his part, Burroughs
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = comes back, two of them still don't get along, like 15 years later, he's like, fucking dude's
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = a witch.
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    | timestamp = 01:18:01.000
    | text      = And then Burroughs is hung.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:02.000
    | text      = He ends up being hung.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:18:03.000
    | text      = Jesus.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:04.000
    | text      = Why would you go back there?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So all of these people seem to have, at the beginning, seem to have ties to this dispute,
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    | text      = and then later it becomes a widespread phenomenon where it's just like, well, things got out
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    | text      = of control.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Beyond that, you do have to wrestle with the fact that it's so against women.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:20.880
    | text      = All I wrestle with is depression, Dan.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:22.359
    | text      = Thank you very much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:23.359
    | text      = Well, once in a while.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:24.359
    | text      = No, I'm just kidding.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:26.359
    | text      = Yeah, it's all women.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I mean, it's-
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:28.600
    | text      = That's not an irrelevant piece of this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No, it's a huge part of it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And some of these women were pretty strong, I think, or were a little too ballsy for that
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:39.479
    | text      = You used Sarah Osborn as an example of that with the marrying an indentured servant, claiming
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    | text      = her own land, all these sorts of things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:46.319
    | text      = Or didn't want to go to church.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Standing up against John Putnam Sr. as well in a land dispute.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:52.760
    | text      = Oh, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Like these sorts of things are very threatening to the men.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = A lot of it is probably just like, you stood up to me, you're a fucking witch.
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    | text      = I feel like instead of the Salem witch trials, these might have been called the Salem bitch
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:07.039
    | text      = trials.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:08.039
    | text      = The Salem dudes with small dicks trials.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And it's these little dicked men going, they're being bitches, I'm killing them.
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    | text      = You have to wonder, too, how many, like, I wouldn't be super surprised if some of the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = people who were accused were people who rejected men's advances or something like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:22.079
    | text      = I would not be surprised at all if some of that was the real reason.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:26.119
    | text      = Were any of these women into the dark arts at all?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:29.760
    | text      = I mean...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:31.079
    | text      = Is there anything you read that were like, you know, dark arts were a problem?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:33.880
    | text      = I mean, Titcheba might have been involved in some voodoo shit, but like, how real is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:39.020
    | text      = that?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = There were also women who did, like, make potions and stuff like that, but that was
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    | text      = like holistic healing, like we said.
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    | text      = Now, there were those three ladies whose names I can't remember, I'm trying to come up with.
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    | text      = Salt Pepper and Spinderella.
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    | text      = That's correct.
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    | text      = How do you do the voodoo that you do?
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    | text      = The witches.
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    | text      = The witches.
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    | text      = Like, with, oh, hey, no, make me one.
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    | text      = Shoop, shoop, shoop.
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    | text      = I was just...
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    | text      = Shoop, bae, you, shoop.
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    | text      = I saw them live.
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    | text      = They were terrible.
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    | text      = I know, I wish I could have won.
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    | text      = No, you don't.
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    | text      = They were terrible.
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    | text      = There were those three whose names are escaping me now.
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    | text      = I can't find them in the notes.
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    | text      = But they admitted to being witches.
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    | text      = There were a lot of people who admitted to stuff, but they probably weren't really.
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    | text      = They probably just admitted it either because it's like, hey, we're gonna be real cool if
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    | text      = And once we admit to being witches, we can blame anybody.
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    | text      = Or there might have been a cool, like, okay, ladies, just admit you're witches.
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    | text      = No, it's gonna happen to you.
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    | text      = Be cool.
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    | text      = Everything's cool.
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    | text      = Nothing's gonna happen to you.
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    | text      = They could have been railroaded.
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    | text      = I think...
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    | text      = I wouldn't put past, I wouldn't put anything past these fucking guys.
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    | text      = I think a piece of it, too, is that, like, some of these people were on the lower end
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    | text      = of society and maybe like to drink at night.
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    | text      = So like, they're drinking around a campfire or something like that, and people are like,
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    | text      = whoa.
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    | text      = They're like the two live crew.
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    | text      = I like to party and have a good time.
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    | text      = Nothing but pleasure in my rhymes.
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    | text      = And actually, Sarah Goode did, she did run a fuck shop.
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    | text      = Oh, really?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Much like the two live crew.
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    | text      = Did she welcome people to it?
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    | text      = Would like to bring you in here.
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    | text      = And then steal a little Van Halen guitar riff?
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    | text      = They were as thieving as they wanted to be.
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    | text      = So Marty, what's your feeling on all this, besides dudes suck?
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    | text      = I hate society, I hate white dudes.
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    | text      = In a way, it does kind of make me, you know, I have sort of a love hate relationship with
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    | text      = our government.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = And our judicial system.
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    | text      = But in a way, it does make me think like, you know, we kind of do need, like, somebody
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    | text      = in charge to be like, what the fuck are you guys doing there?
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    | text      = Well, if all of us don't do it, someone's gonna.
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    | text      = Someone's gonna.
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    | text      = Now, at the other hand, it's like, yeah, this is what we do.
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    | text      = And there are, I mean, it might not be the Salem witch trials nowadays.
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    | text      = But there are, I mean, that's why we have the term witch hunt.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You know?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Mass hysteria is very appealing.
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    | text      = And, you know, we saw it after 9-11.
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    | text      = We still see it now with Middle Easterners, with Muslims.
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    | text      = It's rampant.
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    | text      = With that.
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    | text      = I mean, go back to Brexit a little bit.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And then.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's kind of fueling a lot of the reasons for that.
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    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Xenophobia.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It's very easy, also, to use one thing to push another thing through.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:13.039
    | text      = Again, the Nazis did it, too, when they were like, guys, there's some bad stuff out there.
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    | text      = You might want your boys, the Nazis, to be in charge.
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    | text      = We'll take care of you.
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    | text      = And they're like, you know what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You're right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And they're like, yeah, just sign this paper, and then we're cool.
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    | text      = We'll be in charge.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:24.279
    | text      = And as soon as everything cools down, we'll relinquish back power.
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    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like real cool dudes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:28.880
    | text      = The bad people take care of a problem, but create a worse one.
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    | timestamp = 01:22:32.319
    | text      = Absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:33.319
    | text      = So you take care of local governments.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Bush administration.
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    | timestamp = 01:22:35.319
    | text      = Bush administration.
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    | timestamp = 01:22:36.319
    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:37.319
    | text      = We haven't had another 9-11, but we also are being listened to right now, and not on a
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:43.159
    | text      = I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:44.159
    | text      = My phone is out.
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    | timestamp = 01:22:45.159
    | text      = Someone's listening.
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    | text      = They have a chip in my butt.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = But, yeah, I mean, it's just one of those things where it's like, you look back in history,
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    | text      = and like you said, 100 years from now, they might look back at this time and go, what
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    | timestamp = 01:22:53.800
    | text      = the fuck were those idiots doing?
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = I mean, we have instances of things like that.
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    | text      = There was a lady who got stabbed on the CTA last week.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And it was a situation where a guy came up to her and was like, hey, you should have
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    | text      = my babies.
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    | text      = And she was like, no.
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    | text      = I don't want to have your babies.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Then he just started stabbing her on a train.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Now, that is an isolated incident, but it is sort of indicative of a lot of ways that
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    | text      = some men treat women.
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    | text      = Absolutely.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = There is an entitlement.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = There is a, like, I deserve you kind of thing.
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    | text      = I think 100 years from now, hopefully, we'll be evolved enough to look back on that and
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    | text      = be like, I can't believe that society didn't rise up as a whole and eradicate that quicker.
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    | text      = And I think mental illness is still a thing that we don't quite understand or comprehend.
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    | text      = I think a lot of these instances might have had some mental illness factors.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And just the guy going up to the woman on the train saying, have my babies or I'm going
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = to kill you, probably dealing with some mental illness issues himself there.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He's absolutely crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But, you know, much like with this witch trial stuff, people are crazy.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:02.239
    | text      = But you can't ignore or diminish the anti-women aspect of it.
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:07.680
    | text      = There's a thread, there's a consistent feel in this witch trial stuff of, like, either
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    | text      = fear of women or hatred.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:14.479
    | text      = And that whole bit of absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think you had people in a position of power here who were just like, you know, we can
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = get that land or I can get that land back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:26.520
    | text      = And absolute power and no oversight.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:24:29.399
    | text      = No oversight.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:30.399
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:31.399
    | text      = There has to be an oversight committee.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:32.399
    | text      = There has to be some sort of, like, check.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:24:34.359
    | text      = Who watches the Watchmen?
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    | text      = I agree with you.
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    | timestamp = 01:24:37.960
    | text      = I think all that is true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:24:39.039
    | text      = And then also, I think, absolutely, John Putnam, Sr. may be one of the biggest dicks in history.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:45.579
    | text      = I think he's responsible for 90% of this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:48.560
    | text      = Welcome to the club.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:49.560
    | text      = Join that table with Prescott Bush.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:51.880
    | text      = Prescott Bush, uh, uh, uh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:56.119
    | text      = Adolf Hitler.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:57.119
    | text      = Hitler's in there.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:58.119
    | text      = I'm trying to think of better, like, the sort of, like, more controversial, uh, people to
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    | timestamp = 01:25:03.399
    | text      = throw in there.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:04.399
    | text      = Mmm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:05.399
    | text      = Uh, buh-buh-buh-buh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:06.399
    | text      = Let's throw, uh, Ted
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:07.859
    | text      = Warhol.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:08.859
    | text      = Andy Warhol?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:09.859
    | text      = Andy Warhol.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:10.859
    | text      = That's a big asshole.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:11.859
    | text      = I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and throw H.H. Holmes in there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:15.520
    | text      = Sure, sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:16.520
    | text      = Actual serial killer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:17.520
    | text      = And M. Night Shyamalan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:18.520
    | text      = Yeah, because of the village.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:25:20.000
    | text      = Uh, well, Marty, I think we found some truth here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:25:22.800
    | text      = I think we have.
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    | text      = I like, I, I
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    | text      = think this is the first time it's a, you could argue that was a real conspiracy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:25:29.359
    | text      = I think it was.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:30.359
    | text      = I think the rest of these have been weird shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:31.960
    | text      = I think we, uh, and again, women had to die, uh, for this episode.
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    | text      = Yeah, I don't like that being the common thread.
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    | text      = But it also sheds another, shines another light, sort of on, uh, a little, um, nasty
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    | text      = habit we have as, uh, as white men in America.
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    | text      = Just sometimes women are not treated great.
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    | text      = And hopefully, like, it just to me is so, if there would have been like a, a, the Salem
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    | text      = warlock trials or something like that, where all these men were accused of things, uh,
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    | text      = This, this episode isn't, uh, that's the one you think it's, ah, come on guys.
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    | text      = You know what?
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    | text      = It is what the fuck.
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    | text      = That's, that's too nice for this.
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    | text      = You know what?
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    | text      = This is a, this is a, what the fuck?
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    | text      = What the fuck?
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    | text      = It's slavery.
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    | text      = It's like one of those, like, what the fuck are you going to, and I'm like, and I'm like,
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    | text      = we're going to get sued by Marin.
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    | text      = What's the WTF?
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    | text      = This is the WTF podcast.
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    | text      = What the fuck?
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    | text      = Witch trials?
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    | text      = You want people to pee in a cake?
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    | text      = What is going on?
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    | text      = I do wonder if there are any, uh, Salem witch trial apologists, like, listen, I'm fifth
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    | text      = generation Putnam.
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    | text      = Let me tell my family's point of view.
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    | text      = I would also like that person on the podcast.
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    | text      = Let me explain my point of view and then you're like, wow, shit, I never looked at it that
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    | text      = My family's point of view is we wanted this land.
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    | text      = Also imagine the lying of just like she made a snake appear and then disappear.
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    | text      = Well that was...
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    | text      = Well who can refute that?
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    | text      = Nobody.
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    | text      = Well that was what was called spectral evidence.
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    | text      = It was used very heavily in the, in the trials until outside jurisdictions started to learn
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    | text      = And they were like, hey guys, don't do that.
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    | text      = Justice doesn't exist if you just use spectral evidence.
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    | text      = To me it's kind of funny how if, if the, uh, you know, with the going back to like the
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    | text      = going on with the European union if like if all these countries are, uh, able to sort
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    | text      = of be their own little countries, uh, and it would be kind of wild for like court cases
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    | text      = to be like, oh, you're in Indiana, in Indiana.
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    | text      = We believe that snakes tell the truth.
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    | text      = Your honor, I would like to call this boa constrictor to the stand.
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    | text      = I would like to call Jake the snakes, what was the snake's name?
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    | text      = Fuck.
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    | text      = Damien.
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    | text      = Damien.
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    | text      = Damn it.
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    | text      = Or Lucifer.
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    | text      = Damien to the stand.
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    | text      = He got Lucifer after the earthquake killed Damien.
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    | text      = Oh no.
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    | text      = Earthquake.
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    | text      = Come on.
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    | text      = So Marty, uh, before we wrap this up.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Is there a song you want to hear?
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    | text      = I do.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Well, I mean...
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    | text      = We'll come back to wrap it up after.
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    | text      = I was thinking maybe we play the original first to just kind of give people a taste.
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    | text      = Are you ready to just go right into that?
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    | text      = Everyone's heard fucking Charlie Daniels.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You probably have a great Charlie Daniels voice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Give him kind of the gist of the song.
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    | text      = The devil went down to Georgia.
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    | text      = He was looking for a soul to steal.
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    | text      = He was in a bind.
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    | text      = He was way behind.
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    | text      = He was looking to make a deal.
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    | text      = It was better than I thought it could have been.
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    | text      = The boy said, my name's Johnny and it might be a sin.
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    | text      = I'll take that bet.
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    | text      = You're going to regret because I'm the best there ever's been.
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    | text      = Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The devil in the house of the rising sun.
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    | text      = That's a song where you'll be...
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    | text      = The devil pulled up his bow and he said, you're pretty good old son.
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    | text      = Well, let me take this out and show you one.
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    | text      = Yeah, or something like that.
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    | text      = That's a fun song when you're like four beers in, just sitting at a bar by yours.
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    | text      = This reminds me of the bar I used to work at in Indiana.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:29:04.399
    | text      = So it's like just a bunch of dudes by themselves.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:29:06.960
    | text      = Everyone's smoking, watching something sports or Jeopardy.
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    | text      = And then someone's like, I don't want to play some music.
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    | text      = And then this comes on and everyone just kind of like toes are tapping.
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    | text      = So this song came out.
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    | text      = If we're talking about country stuff that's sort of anthemic like that, like the devil
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    | text      = went down to Georgia is great, but I'll take, if you're going to play in Texas, you better
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    | text      = have a fiddle in the band any day of the week.
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    | text      = Really?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You know why?
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    | text      = No.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Because that lead guitar is hot, but not for a Louisiana man.
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    | text      = You rosin' up that bow and play for love and let's all dance.
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    | text      = If you're going to play in Texas, you better have a fiddle in the band.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:42.600
    | text      = Dan is getting so excited right now.
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    | text      = I love that song.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:45.079
    | text      = So this is the KMC crew.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:47.520
    | text      = How do they spell crew?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:29:48.520
    | text      = K-R-U.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:29:49.520
    | text      = I knew it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:29:50.520
    | text      = All caps.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:29:51.520
    | text      = Of course.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:29:52.520
    | text      = So this is the KMC crew and this is their answer to the devil went down to Georgia.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:57.000
    | text      = Devil came up to Detroit or to Michigan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:29:59.199
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 01:30:00.199
    | text      = They're both.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:01.199
    | text      = Michigan's kind of funny.
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    | timestamp = 01:30:02.199
    | text      = It's kind of like, oh really?
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    | timestamp = 01:30:03.279
    | text      = Like Ann Arbor?
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    | timestamp = 01:30:04.279
    | text      = Got a raid ad here.
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    | timestamp = 01:30:05.479
    | text      = The sponsor today is raid on the podcast.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:30:07.600
    | text      = Did the devil go up to Ann Arbor?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:30:09.560
    | text      = Like they wanted to say Detroit, but that just didn't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:30:11.640
    | text      = Devil went to Lansing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:12.640
    | text      = Devil went up to, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:30:13.640
    | text      = Went to Kalamazoo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:15.640
    | text      = Devil went up to do a Yoder gig.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:18.159
    | text      = For no money or a hotel.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:19.159
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:20.159
    | text      = Here we go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:21.159
    | text      = We'll be right back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:22.159
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:23.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:24.159
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:25.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:26.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:27.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:28.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:29.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:30.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:31.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:32.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:33.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:34.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:35.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:36.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:37.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:38.159
    | text      = Hit it!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:39.159
    | text      = Hit it!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:40.159
    | text      = Hit it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:41.159
    | text      = The devil, the devil, the devil, the devil, the devil came up to Michigan, he was looking
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:51.159
    | text      = for a soul to steal. He had trouble in mind and he drove in a line, he was looking to
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:30:55.159
    | text      = make a deal. He had a brand new Nissan Shruck convertible with a portable phone. He had
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:00.159
    | text      = a Kenwood deck that was bumping loud as he stomped into the no parking zone. The devil
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    | timestamp = 01:31:04.159
    | text      = stepped out with the people on the step of black feel-out suit that was down, but then
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:07.159
    | text      = he turned his head when his eyes got red when he heard this scratching sound. He walked
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:11.159
    | text      = up on a boy on two turntables, this boy was ripping the cut. So the devil jumped up on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:16.159
    | text      = the back of his truck and said, boy let me tell you what, you rock the beat pretty good
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:20.159
    | text      = boy, but nah, it ain't nothing new. Cause I'm in your time, I can take that call and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:24.159
    | text      = ain't nothing that you can do. But if you wanna get bad, don't make me mad, we can make
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:28.159
    | text      = this little bet true. A turntable of gold to get your soul, I think I'm better than you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:33.159
    | text      = The boy said my name's the butcher and I'm the baddest around in this city. You start
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:37.159
    | text      = messing with me and I'm sure you'll see, you're gonna feel real itty-itty-bitty. But I'll
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:31:41.159
    | text      = take that bet and you're gonna regret it. And then the butcher started flexing his wrist,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:44.159
    | text      = but then the devil's posse all jumped in, then he broke it on down like this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:31:49.159
    | text      = Devil's in the house.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:32:04.159
    | text      = Ooh, the devil, good scratcher.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:32:07.159
    | text      = Also, this video is awesome. Ooh, I don't think I've ever seen the video.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:32:37.159
    | text      = Butcher.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:32:41.159
    | text      = The butcher started stretching, he yawned and looked at the devil. Then he dropped his arms down by his side and kind of giggled and laughed at the fella. He had some double-made gum so he put it in his mouth, I guess he enjoyed the taste. But then he threw the gum in the middle of his face, stepped back and hollered on.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:32:56.159
    | text      = At this point the devil knows he's done, right? He's like, oh shit, I thought I had skills. I hope he calls the devil the son of a bitch at the end.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:33:16.159
    | text      = I like this song. This is so good. What do you think? I like it. It's pretty hot fire.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:33:46.159
    | text      = The
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:33:53.159
    | text      = devil bowed his head because he knew he had good feet. So he laid that fresh turntable of gold down by the butcher's feet. The butcher told the devil to get out of town and he laughed dead in his face. Then the butcher started cutting all over again, stepped back and hollered on.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:34:07.159
    | text      = The butcher just was like, I'm not done with you, devil. That's whack. I only hate that he doesn't call the devil a son of a bitch at the end. Because that's the trademark of Charlie Dayton. Come on back, you son of a bitch. I'm the best I've ever been.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:34:24.159
    | text      = While I was Googling this, or looking this up, I found another song that I've never heard, but it might be important. There's apparently a number of Devil Came Too Blank songs. So now we're going to turn this into an impromptu jam sandwich at the end here.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:34:44.159
    | text      = I'm fine. Hey, babies, take off your pants and get your erections erect. I'm trying to do my best, Nick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:34:54.159
    | text      = This is The Devil Went to Jamaica.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:34:56.159
    | text      = Oh, come on. How are we doing this stuff, Nick?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:34:58.159
    | text      = I used to feel anxious and confused about buying a major appliance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:01.159
    | text      = This isn't part of the song.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:03.159
    | text      = Oh, no? It's not, damn?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:04.159
    | text      = Oh, man. This is exactly the same song so far. I hope it gets, like, real reggae.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:15.159
    | text      = Oh, please.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:17.159
    | text      = If this is just, like, a really shitty parody, I'm going to turn it off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:20.159
    | text      = The Devil Went to Jamaica. He was looking to sell some weed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:22.159
    | text      = Welcome to Bob and Tom.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:24.159
    | text      = Welcome to the Bob and Tom show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:26.159
    | text      = That's a Morning Zoo Crew fucking version.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:30.159
    | text      = No, it's David Allen Coe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:31.159
    | text      = What? Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:34.159
    | text      = Did he say the N-word in it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:37.159
    | text      = I think he has to. It's a boy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:39.159
    | text      = I think by law.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:41.159
    | text      = I think by law he has to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:43.159
    | text      = That N-word devil.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:45.159
    | text      = He was looking to sell some weed. He was doing fine. They were standing in line. It was excellent weed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:50.159
    | text      = There's no way this is David Allen Coe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:52.159
    | text      = That's what it says on YouTube.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:54.159
    | text      = And the devil slid down the beach to the kid and said, boy, let me tell you what.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:58.159
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:35:59.159
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:01.159
    | text      = Tell you what.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:02.159
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:04.159
    | text      = This is not David Allen Coe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:06.159
    | text      = This is what it's credited as.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:12.159
    | text      = This sounds like an accountant.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:14.159
    | text      = There's another one. Devil came up to Boston.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:16.159
    | text      = Oh, shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:17.159
    | text      = Which I wish was the Boston's.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:19.159
    | text      = Oh, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:25.159
    | text      = A little Irishy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:26.159
    | text      = This is the Adam Ezra group.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:31.159
    | text      = Oh, fuck off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:38.159
    | text      = This is like Boston blackface.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:44.159
    | text      = Oh, when he turns into the devil, he puts on a Yankees hat.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:47.159
    | text      = Yeah, I know, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:48.159
    | text      = It was Derek fucking Jeter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:36:59.159
    | text      = Fuck this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:01.159
    | text      = Fuck you morning zoo crew Boston shitheads.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:03.159
    | text      = What sucks is like that has 600,000 views on YouTube.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:06.159
    | text      = Of course it does.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:08.159
    | text      = But what sucks more is that, like, there's an opportunity here for anybody who wants to make a fucking devil song.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:14.159
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:15.159
    | text      = The devil can come to Chicago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:18.159
    | text      = The devil came to Chicago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:20.159
    | text      = We get Danny Callas.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:22.159
    | text      = Devil came to Chicago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:24.159
    | text      = Dude, the devil came up to Chicago looking for some ketchup on a dog.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:27.159
    | text      = Looking for some Italian beef.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:29.159
    | text      = No, the premise always has to be that he's looking for a soul to steal because he needs a soul.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:33.159
    | text      = He's behind.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:35.159
    | text      = That's right. Devil came up to Chicago looking for a soul to steal.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:39.159
    | text      = Jimmy was behind the counter making Italian beef.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:41.159
    | text      = He said, boy, let me tell you what, you make a beef pretty good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:45.159
    | text      = The problem is it has to be musical.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:47.159
    | text      = I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:49.159
    | text      = What's the quintessential show?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:51.159
    | text      = The band Chicago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:53.159
    | text      = It's a horn section battle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:55.159
    | text      = We get Jim Belushi playing harmonica.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:57.159
    | text      = I'm listening.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:37:59.159
    | text      = We get a Blues Brothers 2016.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:01.159
    | text      = We get the Blues Brothers 2016.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:03.159
    | text      = They were on a mission from God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:05.159
    | text      = They were, so it makes sense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:07.159
    | text      = So here's the story.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:08.159
    | text      = But it goes like somebody's like a little in over their head.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:12.159
    | text      = Then all of a sudden, all of a sudden in walked Jim Belushi.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:15.159
    | text      = He said, my brother, whatever, whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:19.159
    | text      = I don't want to get sued by the old Belush.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:22.159
    | text      = He seems litigious.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:23.159
    | text      = Is Chubby Checker still alive?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:25.159
    | text      = Oh, I have to think he is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:27.159
    | text      = Not?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:29.159
    | text      = Chubby Checker walked in.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:31.159
    | text      = I said, Chubby, let me tell you what.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:33.159
    | text      = Chubby Checker, would you like to do the twist?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:34.159
    | text      = I like that idea of those.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:38.159
    | text      = This makes me mad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:41.159
    | text      = Well, Dan, listen to me then.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:43.159
    | text      = That's Morning Zoo Crew 101.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:46.159
    | text      = You get a binder.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:48.159
    | text      = Here's what happens.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:50.159
    | text      = A lot of those zoo crews, especially back in the day.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:52.159
    | text      = This was pre-internet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:54.159
    | text      = So there was comedy services.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:56.159
    | text      = Comedians would write those songs or bits and all this stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:38:59.159
    | text      = And they'd probably get like a binder.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:01.159
    | text      = And it's like, hey, do a Devil Came Up To or Down To for whatever your local region is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:08.159
    | text      = That's Morning Radio Zoo Crew 101.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:12.159
    | text      = You gotta have a Devil Came Up To or Down To song.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:14.159
    | text      = I'm Googling it and it does seem like the Devil Went Down To Jamaica is David Allen Coe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:19.159
    | text      = That's crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:21.159
    | text      = How?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:23.159
    | text      = It doesn't match.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:25.159
    | text      = I love David Allen Coe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:27.159
    | text      = Do you?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:28.159
    | text      = Fair enough. I've got some on my phone here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:31.159
    | text      = And some of them I can't play in front of certain friends.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:34.159
    | text      = Alright, this has spiraled quite a ways from our conspiracy theory.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:38.159
    | text      = But let's just wrap that up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:42.159
    | text      = John Putnam Jr. is a bad dude.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:45.159
    | text      = Are we handing out our cheers and jeers?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:48.159
    | text      = Cheers to all the ladies who were unfairly accused of being a witch and stood strong.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:53.159
    | text      = Cheers to all the insecure men.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:54.159
    | text      = Cheers to Toxic Masculinity and John Putnam Sr.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:39:59.159
    | text      = Toxic Masculinity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:01.159
    | text      = That was...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:03.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:06.159
    | text      = I guess we're not doing social media blogs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:09.159
    | text      = That's after this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:11.159
    | text      = Oh good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:13.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think if you're a woman and you think we think you're a witch.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:18.159
    | text      = If you're a kid tripping on LSD.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:20.159
    | text      = You might be cool, but we still have to kill you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:24.159
    | text      = Because that's what they want you to think.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:27.159
    | text      = Property and witchcraft.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:29.159
    | text      = It's all the same.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:31.159
    | text      = Marty people can follow you at Marty DeRosa.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:33.159
    | text      = They can and they can follow you at Freezin' Point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:35.159
    | text      = Correct. And they can find your wonderful podcasts, Marty and Sarah Love Wrestling, over at the MLW Network.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:41.159
    | text      = Go to iTunes. Search MLW Radio.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:45.159
    | text      = It's you. Conan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:47.159
    | text      = More podcasts.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:48.159
    | text      = Conan, not Conan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:50.159
    | text      = Whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:52.159
    | text      = It's the K-dog, not the C-dog, bro.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:54.159
    | text      = A lot of great wrestling themed podcasts over there and you're on fire.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:40:59.159
    | text      = Super excited.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:01.159
    | text      = Get a t-shirt. Marty and Sarah Love Wrestling. ProWrestlingTees.com slash Marty and Sarah. Sarah with an H.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:05.159
    | text      = Also still ComediansYouShouldKnow.com every Wednesday night.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:08.159
    | text      = ComediansYouShouldKnow.com. Wrestling with depression if you will.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:11.159
    | text      = If you will and even if you won't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:12.159
    | text      = It's still there. Freezin'Point.com is our website where you can find all the flippity-hoo and nannas and wee-hoos.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:18.159
    | text      = All of it. It's all there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:20.159
    | text      = Also if you want to donate, please feel free to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:23.159
    | text      = Patriot.com
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:25.159
    | text      = There's a link over on Freezin'Point.com if you like the show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:27.159
    | text      = I love that people have been reaching out on Tweeter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:30.159
    | text      = It's great. I love hearing back from people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:33.159
    | text      = And if you are so inclined, we could use whatever donations you want to throw our way.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:36.159
    | text      = Because it takes a lot of time and this is not free, strictly speaking. I have to pay for hosting and shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:43.159
    | text      = Yeah, it ain't cheap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:45.159
    | text      = So anyway, thanks guys. We appreciate you listening.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:47.159
    | text      = I will catch you next time here in the Brain Battle.
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    | timestamp = 01:41:50.159
    | text      = But until then, I've been BogleJub the White Mystery.
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    | timestamp = 01:41:54.159
    | text      = Now please, did I misalign?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:56.159
    | text      = Go out there and solve some mysteries.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:58.159
    | text      = No, I forgot about Boomtown.
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    | timestamp = 01:42:00.159
    | text      = Yeah, do it again. I like the whole thing.
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    | timestamp = 01:42:02.159
    | text      = Guys, thanks for joining us in the Brain Battle.
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    | timestamp = 01:42:03.159
    | text      = We'll catch you next time right here in Boomtown. But until then, I've been BogleJub the White Mystery.
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    | timestamp = 01:42:08.159
    | text      = Now please, go out there and do your job, which is?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:10.159
    | text      = Solving mysteries.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:12.159
    | text      = And loving somebody.
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    | timestamp = 01:42:17.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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    | timestamp = 01:42:23.159
    | text      = That's what, that's what they want you to think.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:27.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:30.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:31.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:39.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:42.159
    | text      = That matches up so well
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:44.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:46.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:53.159
    | text      = To think.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:42:55.159
    | text      = Think conspiracies, Illuminati, people dying in elevators, bodies in water towers, Salem witch fuckin' trials
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:43:06.159
    | text      = They're killing women for being witches and all kinds of weird stuff
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    | timestamp = 01:43:11.159
    | text      = Kids eating LSD in the bread and don't forget the proper tea
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    | timestamp = 01:43:17.159
    | text      = That's what they want you to think, to think
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    | timestamp = 01:43:28.159
    | text      = That's what they want
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