View source for Transcript/931: February 2, 2014

{{DEFAULTSORT:
    #_TRANSCRIPT_0931:February 2, 2014
}}{{Transcript
    | title         = [[931: February 2, 2014]]
    | caption       = [https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/931-february-2-2014 Listen to this episode on Libsyn]
    | episodeNumber = [[931: February 2, 2014|931]]
    | length        = 01:04:15
}}

{{MessageBox
    | header     = Warning: Bot Generated Content
    | text       = This transcript was automatically generated by transcription software and likely contains many mistakes and misattributions. Please check the audio for definitive quotes, attribution, and context.
    | image      = rainbowbatch_avatar.png
    | imagewidth = 50px
    | id         = warning
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:00.000
    | text      = E
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:24.960
    | text      = I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:28.960
    | text      = Knowledge fighting.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:29.960
    | text      = Dan and Jordan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:30.960
    | text      = Knowledge fighting.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:34.960
    | text      = Deep, deep money.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:38.960
    | text      = Andy and Candice.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:40.960
    | text      = Andy and Candice.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:41.960
    | text      = Stop it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:42.960
    | text      = Andy and Candice.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:43.960
    | text      = Andy and Candice.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:44.960
    | text      = Andy and Candice.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:45.960
    | text      = Stop it, Bray.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:46.960
    | text      = Andy and Candice, you're on the air.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:47.960
    | text      = Place for earning.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:48.960
    | text      = Hello, Alex.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:49.960
    | text      = I'm a first-time politics huge fan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:51.960
    | text      = I love your work.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:52.960
    | text      = Knowledge fight.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:53.960
    | text      = Knowledgefight.com.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:54.960
    | text      = I love you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:55.960
    | text      = Hey, everybody.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:56.960
    | text      = Welcome to Knowledge Fight.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:57.960
    | text      = I'm Dan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:58.960
    | text      = I'm Jordan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:00:59.960
    | text      = Uh-oh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:00.960
    | text      = Endgame started up.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:01.960
    | text      = That was actually the...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:02.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:03.960
    | text      = That was our theme song.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:04.959
    | text      = That was actually the revenge...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:05.959
    | text      = Uh-huh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:06.959
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:07.959
    | text      = ...of Endgame.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:08.959
    | text      = I'm Dan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:09.959
    | text      = Wait, did we do this?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:10.959
    | text      = Yes, we did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:11.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:12.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:13.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:14.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:15.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:16.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:17.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:18.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:19.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:20.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:21.959
    | text      = We did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:22.959
    | text      = Did we do this?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:23.959
    | text      = Yes, we did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:24.959
    | text      = I'm Jordan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:25.959
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:26.959
    | text      = Yup.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:27.959
    | text      = Yup.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:28.959
    | text      = Yup.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:29.959
    | text      = Yup.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:30.959
    | text      = We are a couple of dudes who like to tour around internationally.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:37.760
    | text      = Sit around and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:40.959
    | text      = Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:42.959
    | text      = Jordan?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:43.959
    | text      = Dan!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:44.959
    | text      = Jordan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:45.959
    | text      = Quick question, buddy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:46.959
    | text      = What's up?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:47.959
    | text      = What's your bright spot today?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:48.959
    | text      = Why don't you go first?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:49.959
    | text      = Because I can't find my mouse.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:50.959
    | text      = Wait, here it is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:51.959
    | text      = Okay, cool.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:54.959
    | text      = Second show in a row with mouse issues.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:56.959
    | text      = It has been an issue with mice-es.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:01:59.959
    | text      = My bright spot is actually, this is our fifth show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:02.959
    | text      = Yeah, it is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:03.959
    | text      = In eight days.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:07.959
    | text      = And tomorrow, now my bright spot could be that tomorrow we're going to go home and sleep
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:12.960
    | text      = in our beds with my beautiful wife and my two perfect dogs.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:19.960
    | text      = It'll be amazing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:20.960
    | text      = It'll be amazing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:21.960
    | text      = But my bright spot is actually something else.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:24.960
    | text      = My bright spot is my wife made a paper mache pelican.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:27.960
    | text      = She did?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:28.960
    | text      = Yup.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:29.960
    | text      = It's an emotional support pelican.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:32.960
    | text      = I named it Mega Steve.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:34.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:35.960
    | text      = And I've taken Mega Steve with me all across this trip and taken little pictures of Mega
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:39.960
    | text      = Steve kind of looking longingly out the window and sending them to my wife.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:45.960
    | text      = In New York, I almost knocked Mega Steve out the window because I didn't see him there.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:50.960
    | text      = Yup.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:51.960
    | text      = That would have been tragic.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:52.960
    | text      = That would have been a tragedy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:54.960
    | text      = The tragic end of Mega Steve.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:56.960
    | text      = Wow.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:02:57.960
    | text      = But it has been a delight and I'm so very grateful to her.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:01.960
    | text      = And this is really because this is the only part of the podcast she listens to.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:04.960
    | text      = She listens to the bright spots to see if I have complimented her.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:14.960
    | text      = Or mentioned her in comparable greatness in any way.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:20.960
    | text      = So for this one, I figured that I would let everybody here cheer for my wife.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:36.960
    | text      = It's pretty sweet.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:38.960
    | text      = It's pretty sweet.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:39.960
    | text      = Now that's how you fucking do it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:41.960
    | text      = Right?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:43.960
    | text      = Very romantic.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:44.960
    | text      = Man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:45.960
    | text      = And because she only listens to this part, I'd like to say, hey, I think you're cool
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:48.960
    | text      = too.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:49.960
    | text      = She didn't hear it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:51.960
    | text      = No.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:52.960
    | text      = Tune out after the applause.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:54.960
    | text      = Yup.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:55.960
    | text      = Thank you very much.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:56.960
    | text      = That's great, man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:57.960
    | text      = Thank you so much.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:58.960
    | text      = Thank you so much.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:03:59.960
    | text      = Dan, what's your bright spot?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:03.960
    | text      = That's a great bright spot.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:05.960
    | text      = I am tired.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:06.960
    | text      = I could easily say that my bright spot is the getting...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:09.960
    | text      = This is your bright spot.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:11.960
    | text      = What is this?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:12.960
    | text      = Ooh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:13.960
    | text      = Oh, boy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:14.960
    | text      = Uh-oh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:15.960
    | text      = Toss that up here.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:17.959
    | text      = Okay, we got a shirt.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:18.959
    | text      = Now, how insulting would it be if this isn't my bright spot?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:21.959
    | text      = Oh, man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:22.959
    | text      = It even says, what's your bright spot on the back.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:25.959
    | text      = I'm Neo.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:26.959
    | text      = I'm Leo.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:27.959
    | text      = I'm Deezy X.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:28.959
    | text      = Clark.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:29.959
    | text      = I'm a...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:30.959
    | text      = I'm a bright...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:31.959
    | text      = I am a T-shirt.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:32.959
    | text      = Thank you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:33.959
    | text      = Very nice of you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:34.959
    | text      = Thank you so much.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:36.959
    | text      = Thank you so much.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:38.959
    | text      = Bye.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:39.959
    | text      = If you have any more things to shout out, please wait.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:43.959
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:44.959
    | text      = As I've been saying on this tour with shouting things out,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:47.959
    | text      = stop it, but I appreciate it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:49.959
    | text      = That's been my big line.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:51.959
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:52.959
    | text      = I feel like shit because I said it in a different show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:56.959
    | text      = That's because people are so excited and people are so happy
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:04:59.959
    | text      = and we want to give everybody the best possible time.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:02.959
    | text      = And I understand it can be difficult when you listen to a show
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:05.959
    | text      = and 40% of it is a man unable to control his screaming.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:09.959
    | text      = You yell at your iPod.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:10.959
    | text      = iPod?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:11.959
    | text      = What?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:13.959
    | text      = What the fuck?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:15.959
    | text      = So when you, you know, like most of us,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:17.959
    | text      = when you turn your gramophone on.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:18.959
    | text      = Right, right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:19.959
    | text      = And the cylinder starts to skip a bit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:21.959
    | text      = Scream at it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:22.959
    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:23.959
    | text      = My bright spot is technology.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:26.959
    | text      = No, I'd like to apologize that I had something else in mind.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:30.959
    | text      = As many people know, I love candy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:38.959
    | text      = That's true.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:39.959
    | text      = I love candy and we've been going around on this tour
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:42.959
    | text      = and I've been eating a lot of candy,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:44.959
    | text      = but I have made it to Canada
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:46.959
    | text      = and I am happy to say that Canada,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:48.959
    | text      = oops, that's the wrong candy bar.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:50.959
    | text      = He likes candy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:51.959
    | text      = There's multiple candy bars in here.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:53.959
    | text      = I really thought this was going to be a smooth reveal
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:05:56.959
    | text      = where I reach in the bag and like a magician pull out,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:01.959
    | text      = look, it's Coffee Crisp.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:03.959
    | text      = I love Coffee Crisp, all right?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:07.959
    | text      = I swear it's in here somewhere.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:11.959
    | text      = Boom.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:12.959
    | text      = Hey, there it is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:15.959
    | text      = Local candy, so good, Coffee Crisp.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:18.959
    | text      = This is why we got to have production meetings
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:20.959
    | text      = before the show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:21.959
    | text      = We got to make sure, we got to,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:22.959
    | text      = if we had somebody there who's like,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:24.959
    | text      = all right, here's the packet that we put in my pocket.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:27.959
    | text      = That's how you say it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:28.959
    | text      = Packet in the pocket.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:29.959
    | text      = Oh God, packet of pockets.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:30.959
    | text      = I was digging in there and I accidentally found a Mamba
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:33.959
    | text      = that I forgot was in there.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:36.959
    | text      = Similar shape.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:38.959
    | text      = So anyway, how are you all doing, Canada?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:47.959
    | text      = I swear I didn't come up with the Toronto Canada A.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:50.959
    | text      = I didn't do that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:51.959
    | text      = We had nothing to do with it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:52.959
    | text      = I probably could, I probably would have.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:54.959
    | text      = When I saw it, I'm like, I didn't do that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:57.959
    | text      = But I probably would have.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:06:58.959
    | text      = Here's what I've noticed about Toronto so far is that
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:02.959
    | text      = y'all put that on there like,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:04.959
    | text      = well, of course they're going to make fun of us.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:07.959
    | text      = But we don't want them to feel bad about it,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:09.959
    | text      = so we'll take care of it in advance for you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:13.959
    | text      = Toronto Canada A, that's what you guys like to call us,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:15.959
    | text      = you fun Americans.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:19.959
    | text      = It pricks.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:22.959
    | text      = So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:24.959
    | text      = That is the reason for the season.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:26.959
    | text      = Indeed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:27.959
    | text      = And so today we're going to be going over February 2nd, 2014.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:32.959
    | text      = All right, all right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:34.959
    | text      = Hey, happy birthday!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:36.959
    | text      = I love it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:37.959
    | text      = I love it that a date...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:38.959
    | text      = Are you ten?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:40.959
    | text      = Get out!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:44.959
    | text      = Every single time we say a date,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:46.959
    | text      = everyone is like, ooh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:49.959
    | text      = There's such a mysteriousness to it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:52.959
    | text      = Do you have any idea what was going on?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:53.959
    | text      = February 2nd, 2014.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:55.959
    | text      = February 2nd, 2-2-14.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:58.959
    | text      = Two plus two plus one equals four.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:00.959
    | text      = It doesn't.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:02.959
    | text      = I almost freaked out there for a second.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:05.959
    | text      = No, no idea.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:06.959
    | text      = Because I almost just said May 2nd,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:08.959
    | text      = so I definitely have no idea what's going on.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:11.959
    | text      = No, it's not May 2nd.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:12.959
    | text      = May 2nd did not come on February 2nd.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:15.959
    | text      = Was it a leap year?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:16.959
    | text      = No.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:17.959
    | text      = Was it? I don't know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:19.959
    | text      = So here we are, Jordan, in the great land of Canada.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:22.959
    | text      = I was putting together the episode.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:24.959
    | text      = I'd like to try and do something a little bit special
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:26.959
    | text      = that's relevant to the places that we're going to,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:30.959
    | text      = like something in the city's history, something in that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:34.960
    | text      = I started to think about it,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:36.960
    | text      = and I don't know anything about Canada.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:40.960
    | text      = I don't know shit about y'all's history.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:42.960
    | text      = I was sitting around thinking,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:43.960
    | text      = and I'm like, Dudley Do-Right's from here, right?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:47.960
    | text      = Do we do his birthday?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:48.960
    | text      = Fuck, I don't know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:50.960
    | text      = I like Rocky and Bullwinkle as one cartoon.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:52.960
    | text      = Sure, sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:53.960
    | text      = Were they Canadian?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:54.960
    | text      = No, no.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:56.960
    | text      = I bet they were.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:59.960
    | text      = But why would they be if they made a big deal
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:01.960
    | text      = out of Dudley Do-Right being a Canadian mountain?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:03.960
    | text      = Sure, sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:04.960
    | text      = Here's what's even more pressing,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:06.960
    | text      = is if they're Canadian, why are the Russians after them?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:09.960
    | text      = Ooh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:11.960
    | text      = Like, you guys didn't laugh enough,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:12.960
    | text      = so you feel like you might know a reason?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:16.960
    | text      = Shit, you don't remember what we were up to in the 90s, man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:20.960
    | text      = We must get moussins quero.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:22.960
    | text      = Also, that cartoon's, like, from the 50s.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:24.960
    | text      = Okay. All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:26.960
    | text      = They've remade it a few times.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:28.960
    | text      = I do not understand time.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:30.960
    | text      = So I was thinking about it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:31.960
    | text      = I don't know shit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:32.960
    | text      = Maple syrup.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:34.960
    | text      = Sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:35.960
    | text      = I got nothing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:36.960
    | text      = And so I was trying to scan my memories
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:39.960
    | text      = and think about what I would imagine
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:41.960
    | text      = was the most important day in Canadian history.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:45.960
    | text      = And I came up with October 5, 2004.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:50.960
    | text      = That was the day that time stands still,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:52.960
    | text      = the episode of Degrassi where Drake got shot by Rick.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:57.960
    | text      = The first error.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:02.960
    | text      = It has to have been the most important day.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:05.960
    | text      = It really does.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:07.960
    | text      = It really does. It resonates still.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:09.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:10.960
    | text      = Unfortunately, every episode from October 5th on Alex's show sucked.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:16.960
    | text      = Thankfully, that was a two-part episode,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:18.960
    | text      = so I had another shot at this.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:19.960
    | text      = Maybe October 12th would work.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:22.960
    | text      = But it did not.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:24.960
    | text      = But then I realized those were the Canadian air dates for those shows.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:31.960
    | text      = Maybe I could cover the days they aired in the United States.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:34.960
    | text      = Of course.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:35.960
    | text      = When I, in theory, watched them.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:37.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:38.960
    | text      = Unfortunately, those dates, December 3rd and 10th,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:40.960
    | text      = also sucked on Infowars pretty much every year.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:44.960
    | text      = I felt defeated and like I had hit a dead end.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:47.960
    | text      = But then I remembered that two seasons later,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:50.960
    | text      = JT got murdered at a house party on Degrassi.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:53.960
    | text      = What the fuck is happening on Degrassi?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:56.960
    | text      = Well, see, what happened was that JT started dating Mia,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:01.960
    | text      = who was from the rival school, Lakehurst.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:04.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:05.960
    | text      = And Mia had previously to this dated bad boy Johnny DeMarco.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:09.960
    | text      = Bad boy Johnny DeMarco?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:11.960
    | text      = He turned his life around a little bit after the murder.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:13.960
    | text      = Oh, that's nice.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:14.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:15.960
    | text      = That's nice.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:16.960
    | text      = After the murder?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:17.960
    | text      = That he committed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:18.960
    | text      = He didn't commit the murder.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:19.960
    | text      = It was his friend who committed the murder.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:20.960
    | text      = Oh, okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:21.960
    | text      = It wasn't like, oh, well, hey, listen, it's Canadian.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:23.960
    | text      = He only killed one person.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:24.960
    | text      = He was there, though.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:25.960
    | text      = He was at the house party.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:26.960
    | text      = I'm deeply ashamed I can't remember the name of the kid
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:28.960
    | text      = who actually did the stabbing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:32.960
    | text      = He didn't have a name.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:33.960
    | text      = He did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:34.960
    | text      = Point of order?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:36.960
    | text      = Maybe.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:37.960
    | text      = Point of order?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:38.960
    | text      = Maybe.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:39.960
    | text      = That's what I'll say.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:40.960
    | text      = So I felt like that was probably like a culturally seismic event
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:43.960
    | text      = here whenever JT got stabbed at that house party
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:46.960
    | text      = because he was dating Mia, who previously dated Johnny DeMarco.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:49.960
    | text      = Naturally.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:50.960
    | text      = Unfortunately, the Canadian and American air dates
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:52.960
    | text      = for those episodes also sucked.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:57.960
    | text      = But then I remembered that the episode after JT gets murdered.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:02.960
    | text      = Sure. The fallout from JT's murder.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:05.960
    | text      = Everyone's dealing with the murder.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:06.960
    | text      = Of course.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:07.960
    | text      = It's an emotionally fraught episode.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:09.960
    | text      = His best friend Toby kisses Liberty, who had had a baby with JT previously.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:15.960
    | text      = And then they broke up because he was stealing pills from the pharmacy
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:18.960
    | text      = he worked at to sell on the black market in order to pay for his family.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:23.960
    | text      = Liberty was like, I don't want any more of this.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:25.960
    | text      = But they still had feelings for each other.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:27.960
    | text      = And then after JT was stabbed, Toby kissed her.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:29.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:30.960
    | text      = It was weird.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:31.960
    | text      = That's a lot going on for a high school.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:34.960
    | text      = Yep.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:35.960
    | text      = My high school.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:37.960
    | text      = It was the go-thariest show on television is how they sold it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:41.960
    | text      = The go-thariest show on television.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:43.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:44.960
    | text      = So I also considered maybe Instant Star because I watched that too.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:48.960
    | text      = You all made that one too.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:50.960
    | text      = That's your fault.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:52.960
    | text      = No, people do not care for Instant Star.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:56.960
    | text      = That was a show that was like American Idol.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:58.960
    | text      = Sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:59.960
    | text      = But it wasn't like it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:00.960
    | text      = It was like a teen drama, but about someone who had won American Idol.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:03.960
    | text      = Who gives a shit?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:05.960
    | text      = The point is February 2nd was the air date of the episode
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:11.960
    | text      = where Toby kisses Liberty after JT got murdered.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:15.960
    | text      = So we're doing the anniversary of that episode.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:22.960
    | text      = I'm going to be honest with you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:23.960
    | text      = That was not on my radar for guesses.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:25.960
    | text      = No.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:26.960
    | text      = Wasn't one I was thinking of.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:28.960
    | text      = I feel like people could have assumed maybe it would have something to do with Degrassi,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:32.960
    | text      = but man, it would have hit much harder if those episodes where Drake got shot were any good on Alex's show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:40.960
    | text      = I swear to God, I was looking at it from every angle the day after that episode aired.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:44.960
    | text      = Like how when Drake got shot.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:46.960
    | text      = He was running away.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:48.960
    | text      = Anyway, I also considered...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:52.960
    | text      = There's so many nonsense episodes of Degrassi.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:55.960
    | text      = Anyway, February 2nd, 2014 turns out to be a Sunday.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:01.960
    | text      = And what that means is that it's a day that could be...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:07.960
    | text      = I don't know how to describe this.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:09.960
    | text      = Super Bowls are the end of football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:14.960
    | text      = The end of the footballs.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:15.960
    | text      = In America, we have something called football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:18.960
    | text      = They have Canadian football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:20.960
    | text      = In Europe, they call soccer football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:23.960
    | text      = Right. They have Canadian soccer.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:26.960
    | text      = And American football soccer.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:28.960
    | text      = This is Super Bowl Sunday, is what I'm saying.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:30.960
    | text      = Okay, it's Super Bowl Sunday.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:32.960
    | text      = February 2nd, 2014 is Super Bowl Sunday.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:34.960
    | text      = Wait, did you say there's no way to explain this?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:38.960
    | text      = I don't know how I'm going to explain this to you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:41.960
    | text      = Every year, roughly 60 of them are sold now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:47.960
    | text      = I guess what I meant is there's no way to describe this idiotically.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:51.960
    | text      = Oh, okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:53.960
    | text      = Okay, I gotcha.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:54.960
    | text      = So we're going to jump in here with the beginning of the show,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:58.960
    | text      = where it's Super Bowl Sunday.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:00.960
    | text      = And you know what that means.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:01.960
    | text      = Alex is mad that people like football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:03.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:04.960
    | text      = Ladies and gentlemen, we're live already on the second day of February 2014,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:11.960
    | text      = well into the second month of 2014.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:14.960
    | text      = And you want it, you got it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:16.960
    | text      = Super Bowl 48 coverage.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:18.960
    | text      = We're going to talk all about Peyton Manning and what a great man he is
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:21.960
    | text      = and how he focuses on winning the game and what a leader he is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:26.960
    | text      = Not on human colonies going into deep space, not on life and sensory technologies,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:32.960
    | text      = not on knowing how society really works and having a free country.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:36.960
    | text      = Man, if men got into all the factoids of freedom and business and life,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:40.960
    | text      = we'd have men again who were in charge and running their families
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:43.960
    | text      = and running their lives and we'd have governments that were on short leashes.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:46.960
    | text      = But we don't, because men now are experts on all the moves
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:52.960
    | text      = in the male soap opera that is the NFL.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:57.960
    | text      = I swear, like, I'm often accused of not liking fun.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:00.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:01.960
    | text      = And that's fair.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:02.960
    | text      = I mean...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:03.960
    | text      = But this dude is a grump.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:05.960
    | text      = Yeah, I mean, my first thought is that it's not that much of a soap opera.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:09.960
    | text      = Drake hasn't even gotten shot in it yet.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:12.960
    | text      = Yeah, we'll see what happens when Kendrick is hired next year.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:20.960
    | text      = There aren't a whole lot of subplots in football, are there?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:23.960
    | text      = There's not a lot of...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:25.960
    | text      = Usually it's about the winner and the loser.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:29.960
    | text      = I was excited when I heard this,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:31.960
    | text      = because I know that Alex has a lot of very weird feelings about football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:34.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:35.960
    | text      = And I knew that there was going to be something to mine in this hill.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:39.960
    | text      = And there was probably going to be some anger, some
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:42.960
    | text      = why don't people care about the things I care about.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:45.960
    | text      = Sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:46.960
    | text      = But then also, secretly, Alex really likes football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:48.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:49.960
    | text      = Oh, man, if everybody paid attention to real shit,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:53.960
    | text      = instead of how Peyton Manning has averaged 396 yards per game this year.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:59.960
    | text      = Per game this year!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:01.960
    | text      = But I don't want to talk about that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:02.960
    | text      = I want to talk about space colonies.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:03.960
    | text      = I don't want to talk about it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:04.960
    | text      = No.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:05.960
    | text      = Mm-hmm.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:06.960
    | text      = So, because Alex cares so little about football,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:11.960
    | text      = he sent multiple employees to the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:16.960
    | text      = Paid for tickets and everything.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:18.960
    | text      = Jesus Christ.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:19.960
    | text      = It's going to be so expensive.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:21.960
    | text      = So I wanted to be fair today.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:23.960
    | text      = We're going to have live coverage from East Rutherford,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:26.960
    | text      = where Ja'Kari Jackson and, of course, Josh Owens are there reporting live.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:30.960
    | text      = They're about to go into the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:32.960
    | text      = They're going to be covering it all for us during and after the game tonight.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:35.960
    | text      = And then with Aftermath Tomorrow on the weekday transmission.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:40.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:41.960
    | text      = But right before the show, I came up with the bad column and the good column here
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:48.960
    | text      = of NFL and professional sports in general.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:54.960
    | text      = Ooh!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:55.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:56.960
    | text      = Are we doing a pro-con, like, just putting it on there of just the NFL and pro sports in general?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:02.960
    | text      = Yep.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:03.960
    | text      = Sometimes I'm bored, so it's on TV.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:05.960
    | text      = Mm-hmm.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:06.960
    | text      = Con, keeps people from defeating the Roman Empire.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:12.960
    | text      = You know?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:13.960
    | text      = Just regular shit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:14.960
    | text      = We don't even need to play the next clip now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:18.960
    | text      = That's basically it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:21.960
    | text      = I wish we could turn this into a dry erase board for you to...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:24.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:25.960
    | text      = Also, I'm going to say it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:27.960
    | text      = I feel like, listen, Josh Owens, he's the guy who wrote that whole thing about how awful it is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:32.960
    | text      = Alex Jones, I regret it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:34.960
    | text      = He should have had to put in, at least I got to go to the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:38.960
    | text      = At least I got to...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:39.960
    | text      = I've worked for a lot of shitty bosses.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:40.960
    | text      = They never sent me to the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:42.960
    | text      = I got to go to the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:43.960
    | text      = It wasn't a good one.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:46.960
    | text      = Fair.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:47.960
    | text      = Fair.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:48.960
    | text      = Fair.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:49.960
    | text      = This is remembered as one of the worst Super Bowls, I think, right?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:51.960
    | text      = I have no idea.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:52.960
    | text      = I don't remember 2014 at all.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:54.960
    | text      = Oh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:55.960
    | text      = I texted my buddy, Nikki Gifts, about how I was doing this, and he's like,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:57.960
    | text      = that was a shitty Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:59.960
    | text      = Like, how do you remember?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:01.960
    | text      = Wow.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:02.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:03.960
    | text      = All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:04.960
    | text      = It was bad.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:05.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:06.960
    | text      = So, you ready for the pros and cons list?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:07.960
    | text      = Absolutely.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:08.960
    | text      = This is going to be great.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:09.960
    | text      = I'm going to tell you this in advance.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:10.960
    | text      = Uh-huh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:11.960
    | text      = The cons seem to drastically outweigh the pros.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:14.960
    | text      = In the bad column, and I'm going to tell these in the next segment, NFL sports is parasitic,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:23.960
    | text      = gives false dreams, police state promo, government becomes the heroes, the basic corruption,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:29.960
    | text      = the diversion from reality, the historical connection to gladiators and decline, bad
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:35.960
    | text      = role models, male soap opera, arrested development, anti-gun, pro-Obama, the NFL messages.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:41.960
    | text      = People only talk about sports, nothing else.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:44.960
    | text      = It kills the culture, uses suppressed real male activities, takes over the area of the
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:50.960
    | text      = brain meant for planning and survival.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:52.960
    | text      = That is the bad areas.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:57.960
    | text      = And then we have the good areas here.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:00.960
    | text      = Uh, pro-manly man, no guts, no glory.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:03.960
    | text      = Work hard, you can succeed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:05.960
    | text      = Sports good for kids and adults to play.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:07.960
    | text      = Keeping competition alive, something the establishment wants to get rid of.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:12.960
    | text      = Uh, schools banning dodge ball.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:15.960
    | text      = What?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:16.960
    | text      = Not letting people be A students.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:18.960
    | text      = Uh, teaches sportsman-like conduct how to win, how to lose.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:22.960
    | text      = Because as the old Aerosmith song says, you got to lose before you can know how to win.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:29.960
    | text      = Hell yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:31.960
    | text      = Alex is more accurate with Aerosmith quotes than Thomas Jefferson.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:34.960
    | text      = One hundred percent.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:38.960
    | text      = Uh, so yeah, here's, here's what I love about that list.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:41.960
    | text      = That definitely was written down.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:44.960
    | text      = He definitely prepared that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:46.960
    | text      = One hundred percent.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:48.960
    | text      = One hundred percent.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:49.960
    | text      = And apparently one of the pros of football is that they're banning dodge ball at schools.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:54.960
    | text      = I'm, I'm, so I want to, I want to sit with that list for a long time.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:59.960
    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:00.960
    | text      = I really do because I feel like a lot of stuff on the pro side is actually also part of the con side.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:07.960
    | text      = So if, okay, so if football promotes manly men, it cannot also destroy manly activities.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:14.960
    | text      = Well, what if being manly destroys manliness?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:18.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:21.960
    | text      = It's heavy when you think about it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:24.960
    | text      = See, we thought we were tuning in for an episode where Alex complains about the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:27.960
    | text      = No, we're, we're getting deep into paradoxes.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:29.960
    | text      = See, now I want to spend even more time with this thing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:31.960
    | text      = All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:32.960
    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:33.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:34.960
    | text      = So, but there's so many cons.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:37.960
    | text      = There are so many cons.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:38.960
    | text      = Why did he bother writing the pros?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:41.960
    | text      = Just to be fair.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:42.960
    | text      = What?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:43.960
    | text      = Just to be like, I don't hate all of it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:46.960
    | text      = I think that's the kind of list you dream of someone bringing out at the end of the night when you're at a bar.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:52.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:53.960
    | text      = It's like 2 a.m. They're like, I want to talk to you about sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:55.960
    | text      = Yep.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:56.960
    | text      = Yep.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:57.960
    | text      = Give me that list now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:58.960
    | text      = Yep.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:59.960
    | text      = What is this?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:00.960
    | text      = What are you doing, sir?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:01.960
    | text      = You lunatic.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:02.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:03.960
    | text      = So Alex hates the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:04.960
    | text      = He hates sports, although there's some manliness that's great that is a part of it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:08.960
    | text      = But not enough.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:10.960
    | text      = Do you know what he's doing after the show?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:12.960
    | text      = Probably watching the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:14.960
    | text      = You bet.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:17.960
    | text      = He's going to a Super Bowl party.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:19.960
    | text      = He's going to a Super Bowl party.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:21.960
    | text      = After we check in with Sha'Carri Jackson, who's there at the Super Bowl, our reporter, in the next segment, we're going to come back, recap the bad angle.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:29.960
    | text      = And then I'm going to give you what I think is good about the NFL and how the NFL can go back to being wholesome.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:35.960
    | text      = That's why it was so popular, America's game.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:37.960
    | text      = Hey, man, I like football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:38.960
    | text      = But frankly, I'm going to go to a Super Bowl party after the show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:41.960
    | text      = The whole issue is, is that it's not my God and I don't worship it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:45.960
    | text      = And I'd better not see some anti-gun garbage or pro-Obamacare garbage or Obama garbage when I'm watching.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:52.960
    | text      = I would be offended if they were pushing anything but pro-liberty.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:56.960
    | text      = And Obama's the opposite of that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:58.960
    | text      = We'll be right back with our reporter.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:00.960
    | text      = I just want to see the NFL support Ron Paul.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:04.960
    | text      = Why aren't there Ron Paul ads on the commercials?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:07.960
    | text      = What did that even look like?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:09.960
    | text      = Like a hiss? Got some hissing?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:12.960
    | text      = Ron Paul provokes hiss.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:14.960
    | text      = That's going to be in the news tomorrow.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:16.960
    | text      = The whole crowd hates Liberty.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:18.960
    | text      = I mean, I just keep, I can't imagine like, like Peyton Manning being like, do you know where to hide your guns?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:27.960
    | text      = Like what ads for, what pro-Liberty ads could be run by fucking, oh my God.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:33.960
    | text      = Peyton Manning comes out and he's like, you know what, the dollar's going to collapse.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:36.960
    | text      = You better get your gold from Ted Anderson.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:40.960
    | text      = This fellow right over here who Alex also paid to go to the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:43.960
    | text      = He didn't. I made that up.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:44.960
    | text      = The Coca-Cola horses are running over a fucking lib being like anti-war.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:49.960
    | text      = Like that's it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:51.960
    | text      = And they're carrying food buckets.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:54.960
    | text      = So I think that a lot of this episode boils down to Alex complaining that sports and liking sports is unmanly.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:04.960
    | text      = It's not. It's unmanly.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:05.960
    | text      = And I will say that it doesn't not drift into homophobia pretty regularly.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:10.960
    | text      = Sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:11.960
    | text      = So here's a little fun example of that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:12.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:13.960
    | text      = Super Bowl 48, ladies and gentlemen.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:16.960
    | text      = I mean, this is just the heights of manliness.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:19.960
    | text      = Our knights out fighting the other knights in simulated war while the whole real world goes around us.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:26.960
    | text      = And as we lose our bill of rights, as we lose our constitution, as we lose that battle, as we lose our borders and our sovereignty,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:34.960
    | text      = as we lose our dollars value, none of that matters.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:37.960
    | text      = Because the only fight in the world, hidden for our morals, hidden for our children, it's for the ball game.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:43.960
    | text      = And Jacari Jackson with Josh Owens on camera.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:47.960
    | text      = And again, you can watch feeds of this at Infowars.com forward slash show folks or Infowarsnews.com.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:52.960
    | text      = For radio listeners, we are joined by Jacari Jackson there at the site of Super God 48.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:59.960
    | text      = I mean, this is our God.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:01.960
    | text      = Our God is Peyton Manning, who's totally focused on nothing but football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:06.960
    | text      = That is so manly.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:08.960
    | text      = Now, if you're focused on your liberties, that's kind of weird and creepy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:11.960
    | text      = Or if you're focused on sovereignty or the Second Amendment, that's weird and creepy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:15.960
    | text      = But if you're focused on slapping men on the hind end and throwing balls and all this stuff, this is so manly right now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:22.960
    | text      = And I'm just intimidated by it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:23.960
    | text      = And that's why I'm talking bad about it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:25.960
    | text      = You're a little mad.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:27.960
    | text      = It feels like he might be madder than he's saying he's mad.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:31.960
    | text      = Yeah, a little bit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:33.960
    | text      = There's also a fun dynamic of this, like, I'm so mad that everyone pays attention to this, but also I'm going to pay tens of thousands of dollars to try and get a little attention off it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:43.960
    | text      = I'm going to pay so much attention to this shit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:45.960
    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:47.960
    | text      = I now dream.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:50.960
    | text      = You know, I watched Sports Center when I was a kid.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:52.960
    | text      = I watched the people do the Web Gems.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:55.960
    | text      = Like, I can't imagine watching that, like, top 10 with a guy who just is like, fucking look at this waste of everybody's goddamn time.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:03.960
    | text      = Oh, he dove and he caught the ball and then he threw it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:07.960
    | text      = What did he throw it at?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:08.960
    | text      = Not the oppressor.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:11.960
    | text      = On Sports Center, they're like, that was quite a dunk, but you know what would be even more of a dunk?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:16.960
    | text      = Going to space.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:19.960
    | text      = Be weird.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:21.960
    | text      = Everything in its own time, man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:25.960
    | text      = Oh, Jesus Christ, that's a great goal.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:29.960
    | text      = Great goal.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:30.960
    | text      = You know what a better goal is?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:31.960
    | text      = Becoming a type one civilization.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:33.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:34.960
    | text      = Fucking wasting our time.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:36.960
    | text      = Everything that is slightly entertainment is time you could be spending on space.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:41.960
    | text      = Absolutely.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:42.960
    | text      = Awesome.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:43.960
    | text      = So on this episode, one of the things Alex decides he's definitely going to do is take some calls.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:49.960
    | text      = Ooh, my eyelid's acting weird.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:51.960
    | text      = There we go.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:52.960
    | text      = We're good.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:53.960
    | text      = Just pop my eyeball back in.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:56.960
    | text      = Rub some dirt on it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:57.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:58.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:59.960
    | text      = So he's going to take some calls.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:00.960
    | text      = He wants to hear about sports because, of course.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:02.960
    | text      = Does he?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:03.960
    | text      = Yeah, he wants people just to call in and complain about sports so they can riff about it a little bit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:07.960
    | text      = It's fun.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:08.960
    | text      = I want to open the next hour up to your phone calls to have a discussion about sports and about propaganda in general.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:20.960
    | text      = But bottom line, folks, crank it up.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:23.960
    | text      = Nobody rides for free.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:26.960
    | text      = Don't ever think you're going to be a spectator your whole life and buy into something that's going to make you successful.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:33.960
    | text      = I can't tell you almost everybody I know in Austin who's young is waiting to be a movie star or a rock star or a sports star.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:40.960
    | text      = And they're being used and fed on and they're working through the system when there's not even a slot for every thousand of them.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:49.960
    | text      = Nobody rides for free.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:52.960
    | text      = Crank it up.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:55.960
    | text      = Yeah, we're going to take some calls on sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:57.960
    | text      = How many how many kids can he possibly know in Austin?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:01.960
    | text      = When he was younger, he probably knew a lot of kids in Dallas.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:05.960
    | text      = Sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:06.960
    | text      = Then in Austin.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:07.960
    | text      = Is he still talking to kids in Austin right now?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:09.960
    | text      = You don't need to talk to kids to know that there's crushed dreams everywhere.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:13.960
    | text      = That's fair.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:14.960
    | text      = That is fair.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:15.960
    | text      = I see him every time I walk down the street.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:17.960
    | text      = So many people who want to make the show, who want to make the big time.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:21.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:22.960
    | text      = Football teaches you that you can do it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:25.960
    | text      = And that's bad.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:26.960
    | text      = But it's also good because it's aspirational.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:28.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:29.960
    | text      = Oh, shit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:30.960
    | text      = Are there more spots open for rocket scientists?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:35.960
    | text      = That is a great question.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:38.960
    | text      = I feel like that's...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:39.960
    | text      = What's the roster of...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:41.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:42.960
    | text      = I feel like that's one of those things that maybe we can't all aspire to become.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:46.960
    | text      = I'm a third string rocket scientist.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:50.960
    | text      = In case the rocket scientist gets injured, I come in.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:53.960
    | text      = You don't want to see the backup rocket scientist.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:58.960
    | text      = Not a deep bench?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:00.960
    | text      = No, no.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:01.960
    | text      = We've seen that with Elon and SpaceX.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:03.960
    | text      = I think there's not a deep bench.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:06.960
    | text      = Not a deep starting lineup.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:09.960
    | text      = So I've noticed in life, just going through life,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:13.960
    | text      = a lot of times people try to connect with you with small talk.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:17.960
    | text      = Sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:18.960
    | text      = There's just things like whether it's the weather or a sports team or something.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:22.960
    | text      = It's been hot out.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:23.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:24.960
    | text      = The kinds of things that are the interstitial to having an actual conversation
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:28.960
    | text      = and to bonding and that kind of thing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:30.960
    | text      = How'd your dad die?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:32.960
    | text      = That's tough up front.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:34.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:35.960
    | text      = I'm not good at small talk.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:36.960
    | text      = Also still alive.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:37.960
    | text      = Are you planning something?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:38.960
    | text      = All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:39.960
    | text      = Okay, okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:40.960
    | text      = This is a bad elevator conversation then.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:41.960
    | text      = Gotcha.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:42.960
    | text      = Alex is mad that people try to bond with him and connect about sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:46.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:47.960
    | text      = Because he thinks that they're just obsessed with sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:50.960
    | text      = And then he gets a little bit more homophobic.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:53.960
    | text      = They do a lot of video shoots for TV shows.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:55.960
    | text      = Ventura shows, Discovery shows, History Channel shows I've done.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:58.960
    | text      = And they'll fly me out to Vegas because they do shoots there because it's so inexpensive.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:02.960
    | text      = And I just watch these like big obese men.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:04.960
    | text      = Not that I'm in the best shape ever, but I'm getting in better shape.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:06.960
    | text      = And I watch them waddling around in these jerseys getting drunk and playing games all day.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:10.960
    | text      = And all they walk up and talk to you is about sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:13.960
    | text      = And I'm like, I'm waiting to go do a video shoot at a rocket base out in the mountains in an hour
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:17.960
    | text      = with a former Navy Seal and Governor of Minnesota.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:20.960
    | text      = I don't say that to them, but they're like, what do you think about the game coming up?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:24.960
    | text      = Who are you going to bet on?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:25.960
    | text      = And I'm just like, uh, I don't know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:29.960
    | text      = It's like the knowledge they think is only about that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:33.960
    | text      = That's why I'm angry.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:34.960
    | text      = Look, I'm not even against gay people, folks.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:37.960
    | text      = Quite frankly, I am sick and tired of not being able to turn on a sitcom, a drama, a movie, a kids show,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:45.960
    | text      = and not have it crammed down my throat.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:47.960
    | text      = It makes me like, man, I am sick of this.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:52.960
    | text      = I'm tired of your agendas in my life, Obama.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:55.960
    | text      = OK.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:57.960
    | text      = OK.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:58.960
    | text      = All right, buddy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:59.960
    | text      = Calm down.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:01.960
    | text      = I've already gone on too long a journey in this clip to remember where we started.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:06.960
    | text      = We started with him being mad that when he goes on shoots that people are like, hey, do you know what to put?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:11.960
    | text      = OK, so I'm going to try and follow along with what just happened there.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:15.960
    | text      = So he's going on a shoot.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:17.960
    | text      = And then somebody is like, hey, what happened with the game?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:21.960
    | text      = And he's like, you know what I'm not going to tell you?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:23.960
    | text      = That I'm a fucking important person that does all kinds of cool things.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:27.960
    | text      = I'm just so great.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:28.960
    | text      = I'm better than you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:29.960
    | text      = You're a weak loser.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:31.960
    | text      = Here's what I am going to say.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:35.960
    | text      = Because he's the tip of the spear.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:37.960
    | text      = This is a guy who's courageous.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:39.960
    | text      = This is a guy who tells it like it is except for in slightly awkward interpersonal situations.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:46.960
    | text      = And the path of least resistance.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:48.960
    | text      = But thankfully, he's not mad at gay people.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:52.960
    | text      = That's what I was wondering.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:54.960
    | text      = How did we get there?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:55.960
    | text      = I will tell you that that is as out of nowhere as it appears in this clip.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:00.960
    | text      = That was not something that relates to, if you have broader context, it's not going to help you understand.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:06.960
    | text      = He's just mad, I guess, that there are gay people in commercials or something.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:10.960
    | text      = I mean, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:11.960
    | text      = I don't think there's any, there's no, there's just a rejection of like, there's too many.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:17.960
    | text      = I don't understand.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:18.960
    | text      = There's not even a stereotype where like they're doing something or just like, if there were eight, that would be the correct amount.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:25.960
    | text      = But there are 11.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:27.960
    | text      = Too many.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:28.960
    | text      = And one in a Budweiser commercial.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:33.960
    | text      = Just keep your Obama agenda away from me. What the fuck?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:36.960
    | text      = Calm down.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:38.960
    | text      = That's what I say.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:39.960
    | text      = Calm down.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:40.960
    | text      = He controls more commercials now than he did when he was president.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:43.960
    | text      = Obama?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:44.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:45.960
    | text      = That's deep.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:46.960
    | text      = He's got a production company.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:47.960
    | text      = What?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:48.960
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:49.960
    | text      = I just realized that Alex is as old as I am now when this episode was recorded.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:54.960
    | text      = Oh shit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:55.960
    | text      = That really bummed me out.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:57.960
    | text      = It really bummed you out?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:58.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:59.960
    | text      = Save it for after the show, buddy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:00.960
    | text      = Fair enough.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:01.960
    | text      = Thank you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:04.960
    | text      = Love you, Dan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:05.960
    | text      = So Alex doesn't like something about sports, and that's fair, and that is that sometimes they're fixed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:11.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:13.960
    | text      = And so he complains about that, which is fair, but I think he thinks that all sports are fixed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:16.960
    | text      = It doesn't mean most of it's rigged, but in top games, in playoffs, with key players.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:20.960
    | text      = Top games.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:21.960
    | text      = The best games.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:22.960
    | text      = You better believe when somebody just drops a ball for no reason or somebody does something that doesn't make sense at a key point.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:28.960
    | text      = There's hundreds of millions being bet on that with the mafia, folks, and it's rigged.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:33.960
    | text      = That's another issue of why I'm sick of professional sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:37.960
    | text      = I'd rather watch people in real security cam fistfights.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:43.960
    | text      = There's millions and thousands of those videos.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:45.960
    | text      = World's up!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:48.960
    | text      = I'd rather go play golf with my buddies and bet 10 bucks than sit there and watch someone else play a sport.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:53.960
    | text      = I'd rather go play golf and get my butt kicked with my buddies than go watch someone play golf.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:58.960
    | text      = I'm sick of watching everyone.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:01.960
    | text      = I want to live.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:02.960
    | text      = I want to do it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:04.960
    | text      = I want to be on the field.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:06.960
    | text      = I want you to be on the field.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:08.960
    | text      = Get on the field right now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:09.960
    | text      = Give me your take on professional sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:11.960
    | text      = Put down the Jack Daniels and give us a call.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:13.960
    | text      = Damn.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:16.960
    | text      = It's like early on a Sunday.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:18.960
    | text      = Put down the Jack Daniels and give us a call.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:22.960
    | text      = So that clip was really interesting because I think you have two different complaints that are being merged together.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:27.960
    | text      = Sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:28.960
    | text      = And the first is this like, sports are fixed, I would rather watch two random people fight in security footage.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:33.960
    | text      = There's no fixing that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:35.960
    | text      = That's a complaint that's like, I want to see something real.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:38.960
    | text      = I want to see something that's not set up.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:40.960
    | text      = But then the other complaint is I want to go play putt-putt with my friends.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:45.960
    | text      = And that's just like, I want to be involved.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:47.960
    | text      = Those are two wildly different complaints.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:50.960
    | text      = I find it odd for a man to watch golf.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:55.960
    | text      = Actually, maybe I don't.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:56.960
    | text      = Maybe this is the one thing where I truly feel like I understand Alex.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:02.960
    | text      = It's because my whole family loves golf.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:04.960
    | text      = They all watch golf on the TV.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:06.960
    | text      = And every time I watch golf with them, I do feel like the only thing I want to scream is,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:10.960
    | text      = I wish I were alive!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:14.960
    | text      = This is bullshit!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:17.960
    | text      = So that response of like, I want to feel real!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:24.960
    | text      = I want to be doing things!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:26.960
    | text      = This is bullshit!
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:27.960
    | text      = I get it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:28.960
    | text      = I get it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:29.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:30.960
    | text      = See, I had the counter-
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:31.960
    | text      = I'm putting that in my cons list right there.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:33.960
    | text      = Boom.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:34.960
    | text      = I had the counter experience because back when I used to live with Nicky Gifts, he would always watch golf.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:39.960
    | text      = And I would always be massively hungover laying on the couch while he was doing it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:43.960
    | text      = Like, thank God I'm not alive.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:46.960
    | text      = I'm in so much pain right now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:49.960
    | text      = So I was trying to figure out what's behind this.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:53.960
    | text      = And I think that Alex might give a clue as to why he hates people who like sports in his next clip.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:59.960
    | text      = I'm on a team of Liberty lovers worldwide who want the spirit of 1776 on a planetary scale versus the spirit of 1984.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:08.960
    | text      = And I'm taking action and I believe in you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:11.960
    | text      = And that's what this is all about.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:13.960
    | text      = So let's get that straight.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:15.960
    | text      = I don't know what it is about sports broadcasters when I go on their shows or see them in the street.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:19.960
    | text      = They're the ones that always make the joke at me and look at me like I'm a pile of crap because I don't know all the sports scores.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:24.960
    | text      = Hey, sorry buddy, I'm busy conquering the world for freedom.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:27.960
    | text      = I'm too busy making world history.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:29.960
    | text      = I'm too busy taking action.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:31.960
    | text      = I'm too busy being informed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:33.960
    | text      = And if your candy butt knew about all that stuff, you might be more successful.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:38.960
    | text      = I'm sorry as a little man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:40.960
    | text      = You want to look at me in the real game of life and say I'm a failure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:43.960
    | text      = The truth is my world's bigger than sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:45.960
    | text      = The truth is my world's bigger than what the government tells me I should watch and what I should do.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:50.960
    | text      = I read Obamacare bills.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:52.960
    | text      = I told you what it was going to do.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:54.960
    | text      = And now it's all come true like we told you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:56.960
    | text      = Because I didn't know the football plays.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:58.960
    | text      = And I didn't know what color the jerseys were.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:00.960
    | text      = I knew what was happening on the real game grid.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:03.960
    | text      = On this planet in deep space orbiting that star.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:06.960
    | text      = We'll be back with a second hour.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:08.960
    | text      = Tell your friends to tune in.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:10.960
    | text      = Super Bowl 48.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:18.960
    | text      = He hit that break hard.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:21.960
    | text      = That is just radio.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:23.960
    | text      = That's radio, baby.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:24.960
    | text      = You just can't not.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:25.960
    | text      = Like he hates the Super Bowl or whatever.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:27.960
    | text      = But you're going out to break.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:29.960
    | text      = It's the Super Bowl so you're going to do it in an announcer voice.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:32.960
    | text      = And there you go.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:33.960
    | text      = And now we're going to Super Bowl 48.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:36.960
    | text      = I mean I hate it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:37.960
    | text      = It's destroying the man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:38.960
    | text      = I blew my budget sending two people there.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:41.960
    | text      = Yes.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:42.960
    | text      = Oh, God.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:43.960
    | text      = I do think that maybe behind that clip we get a little glimpse
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:47.960
    | text      = that Alex might have had a bad interview on a sports show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:50.960
    | text      = Does sound right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:51.960
    | text      = And maybe that has just made him mad at sports people.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:54.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:55.960
    | text      = I think that might be all that's going on.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:57.960
    | text      = It does feel like I remember Mike Greenberg and the Mike Golick.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:02.960
    | text      = They had an ESPN radio show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:05.960
    | text      = Because I worked at the graveyard shift in a hotel.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:08.960
    | text      = So I would be up at around 4 a.m. along with Mike Greenberg and Mike Golick.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:12.960
    | text      = And I never saw Alex on that show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:13.960
    | text      = But if he was, that's what it would be.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:17.960
    | text      = What if he was on that show?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:20.960
    | text      = He would be just lumbasted for not knowing the scores and the jerseys.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:24.960
    | text      = Just the insanity of it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:26.960
    | text      = I can't imagine this whole show is over.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:28.960
    | text      = You guys can go.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:31.960
    | text      = Now we're just going to find this clip.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:34.960
    | text      = Sorry.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:35.960
    | text      = I bet it was something like that though.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:37.960
    | text      = You know what's really interesting?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:38.960
    | text      = You saying him being on that show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:40.960
    | text      = It made me think of Adam Carolla is now pretty right wing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:44.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:45.960
    | text      = Right?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:46.960
    | text      = So it's Dr. Drew a bit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:47.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:48.960
    | text      = But at the time, what if Alex had been on Love Line?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:53.960
    | text      = I mean I would assume that everybody who was like,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:55.960
    | text      = should I have sex?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:56.960
    | text      = And he's like, you're wasting your manly seed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:59.960
    | text      = God, why can't that exist?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:03.960
    | text      = That would be the thing that would kill me.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:07.960
    | text      = If that existed, that would just be like, oh god.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:10.960
    | text      = Have you ever tried anal before?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:12.960
    | text      = I think we're going to need to cut to a different part of the show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:15.960
    | text      = Adam, Dr. Drew, kids are using this for homeschooling.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:19.960
    | text      = Oh god.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:20.960
    | text      = So Alex does take some calls.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:22.960
    | text      = And in this next clip, we get really what I would say is the hinge of the episode,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:26.960
    | text      = where Alex figures out a bit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:29.960
    | text      = He figures out a bit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:30.960
    | text      = OK.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:31.960
    | text      = So I've got friends, they're just not, like people say,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:34.960
    | text      = awake about what's going on around them.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:36.960
    | text      = They're just drinking their fluoride sodas and eating their GMO food
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:41.960
    | text      = and watching sports and not knowing even really what's going on
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:45.960
    | text      = with the sports they're watching.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:47.960
    | text      = And at the same time, I'm looking at them like they're crazy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:49.960
    | text      = Look at me like I'm the one that's got two heads.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:52.960
    | text      = I mean, it's this crazy world we live in.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:55.960
    | text      = Crazy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:56.960
    | text      = Who do you think is going to win, the Broncos or the Seahawks?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:01.960
    | text      = Well, the corporate interests are going to be the ones that actually win.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:04.960
    | text      = The owners, I mean, and that's really what it is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:07.960
    | text      = That was the trick question, absolutely.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:09.960
    | text      = I know the winner, and it's really the corporate bosses, that's right, tax exempt.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:16.960
    | text      = We see.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:17.960
    | text      = That's who's going to win.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:18.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:19.960
    | text      = Alex is real lucky that that dude said that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:23.960
    | text      = Because I think he was sincerely asking, who do you think is going to win?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:26.960
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:27.960
    | text      = Corporate interests.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:29.960
    | text      = So Alex hears that, and he's like, boom, there is my angle.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:34.960
    | text      = I'm an hour into the show, there's my fucking angle.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:37.960
    | text      = So he decides this is what he's going to do.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:40.960
    | text      = This is his big plan.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:41.960
    | text      = All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:42.960
    | text      = Your calls are coming up.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:44.960
    | text      = And if you have your point ready, I'm going to go to the next person.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:46.960
    | text      = But yeah, no, no.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:48.960
    | text      = New listeners tune in every minute.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:49.960
    | text      = I should come and start the next segment for all the new listeners that are coming in and
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:53.960
    | text      = say, I know the winner.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:55.960
    | text      = I already know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:56.960
    | text      = It's already been decided between the Broncos and the Seahawks.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:59.960
    | text      = I'll tell you at the bottom of the hour.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:00.960
    | text      = Oh, God.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:01.960
    | text      = And then at the bottom of the hour, I go, yeah, it's the owners that got the security
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:04.960
    | text      = paid for and are tax exempt and got the stadiums paid for.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:07.960
    | text      = That's the winner.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:09.960
    | text      = And I'll use that as a way to illustrate to the sports fans out there that will literally
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:15.960
    | text      = sit there for 30 minutes because we're on all these aim and hesitations.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:19.960
    | text      = They're going to hear that and stay listening when they wouldn't have because they hear
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:23.960
    | text      = about government.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:24.960
    | text      = Oh, that's boring.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:25.960
    | text      = Or that's that's work.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:26.960
    | text      = I don't care about that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:27.960
    | text      = It's not work.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:28.960
    | text      = It's animating.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:29.960
    | text      = It's fun.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:30.960
    | text      = It's good to be involved.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:31.960
    | text      = You're meant to be at war with tyrants or you're a slave.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:35.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:36.960
    | text      = That's just an insane person.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:37.960
    | text      = Oh, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:38.960
    | text      = Laying out his insane plot on air.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:41.960
    | text      = Super villain plot.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:43.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:44.960
    | text      = So I'm going here's how I'm going to trick people into not changing the channel.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:49.960
    | text      = Here's why I'm going to trick people for no reason other than what's the reason?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:56.960
    | text      = Well, audience retention is important.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:59.960
    | text      = Audience retention.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:00.960
    | text      = Ad revenue, things like that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:02.960
    | text      = Sponsors.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:03.960
    | text      = OK, so let's let's role play this.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:04.960
    | text      = I'm going to call I'm calling in.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:06.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:07.960
    | text      = All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:08.960
    | text      = Who do you think is going to win the game?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:10.960
    | text      = Trick question.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:12.960
    | text      = Corporate interests.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:13.960
    | text      = Seahawks.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:14.960
    | text      = Seahawks probably.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:15.960
    | text      = Holy shit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:16.960
    | text      = Turn that up.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:17.960
    | text      = Boom.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:18.960
    | text      = Well, no, but see, here's the thing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:20.960
    | text      = What Alex is planning to do is not reveal that it's all a trick until later.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:25.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:26.960
    | text      = Because this is during that first couple of minutes that doesn't air on most stations.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:32.960
    | text      = Oh, this is where most stations are doing the like time update and traffic and stuff.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:37.960
    | text      = OK, so he's plotting his little thing where I'll get them to all stick around with my
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:41.960
    | text      = pretending that I'm going to reveal the winner.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:43.960
    | text      = What a creep.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:44.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:45.960
    | text      = That's a creepy thing to do.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:46.960
    | text      = But it's a good bit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:47.960
    | text      = No, it's not.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:49.960
    | text      = Listen, I've listened to so many of his episodes.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:51.960
    | text      = I think this is a great bit for him.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:54.960
    | text      = Comparatively, this is awesome.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:56.960
    | text      = That's true.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:57.960
    | text      = There is that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:58.960
    | text      = The bar is low.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:59.960
    | text      = And it's another thing that he stole from a caller.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:01.960
    | text      = OK.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:02.960
    | text      = Which is fun.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:03.960
    | text      = That is fun.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:04.960
    | text      = So he comes back from that six minutes, that little beginning portion of the show that
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:07.960
    | text      = doesn't air and he lays his trap.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:10.960
    | text      = Ladies and gentlemen, we are live and broadcasting worldwide.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:13.960
    | text      = Let's do it right now before I read a Vince Lombardi statement coming up at the bottom
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:18.960
    | text      = of the hour.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:19.960
    | text      = By the way, if you just joined us, I will tell you who the winner unequivocally 100%
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:24.960
    | text      = or may I be thrown into a lake of boiling oil at the bottom of the hour, 33 after after
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:32.960
    | text      = the news.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:33.960
    | text      = I will tell you who is going to win Super Bowl 48 versus the old mules and the sea vultures.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:43.960
    | text      = I will tell you who's going to win Seahawks versus Lord Manning.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:48.960
    | text      = I will break it all down coming up at the bottom of the hour.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:52.960
    | text      = But right now, the propaganda vehicle of sports isn't ruining sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:57.960
    | text      = Who bears crap in the woods?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:59.960
    | text      = Does the Easter Bunny lay eggs?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:00.960
    | text      = The point is, we are going to take your phone calls right now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:04.960
    | text      = So here's an obvious thing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:05.960
    | text      = Let's take calls.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:06.960
    | text      = Yay or nay?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:07.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:08.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:09.960
    | text      = So this is brilliant.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:11.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:12.960
    | text      = So I'm going to call people or people are going to call in and they're going to and
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:16.960
    | text      = they're going to be like sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:18.960
    | text      = What?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:19.960
    | text      = What is the plan here?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:20.960
    | text      = He wants to just talk shit with people about sports and then hopefully people will stay
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:24.960
    | text      = listening because he's pretended he's going to reveal the winner.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:27.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:28.960
    | text      = Here is the fun part.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:29.960
    | text      = He teases that he's going to reveal the winner, never pays it off.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:34.960
    | text      = He never does the second part of the bit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:39.960
    | text      = He just forgets.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:41.960
    | text      = Thank you so much for revealing that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:44.960
    | text      = It's awesome.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:45.960
    | text      = It's a great plan for him, but it's also executed as well as he always executes things.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:50.960
    | text      = Yee, that's no good.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:52.960
    | text      = So we get some calls about sports and here is one caller that has an interesting point.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:57.960
    | text      = It's also interesting too that I think I read an article that I think it's like a record
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:01.960
    | text      = breaking year that's like, what is it, $4 million for 30 seconds, not including your
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:06.960
    | text      = production time, not including your actors, not including me.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:09.960
    | text      = Just the time alone is some insane amount.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:12.960
    | text      = And I've noticed that the games are getting progressively tighter.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:15.960
    | text      = And I'm not a big football fan, but I do hear these things and it seems like, you know,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:20.960
    | text      = that there's no more blowouts anymore.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:22.960
    | text      = I remember some of the older Super Bowls when I was a kid, you and I were the same age,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:25.960
    | text      = and they were like, it was like 47 to 2, you know, and people just tune it out.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:30.960
    | text      = And so it's interesting to me that the games are getting progressively tighter and tighter
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:35.960
    | text      = and tighter to hold on, you know, to hold the audience through all through, you know,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:39.960
    | text      = just like the blackout got them three more minutes of time.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:43.960
    | text      = No, sir.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:44.960
    | text      = Look at all the corruption.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:46.960
    | text      = So much corruption.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:47.960
    | text      = What the fuck do you want out of sports?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:50.960
    | text      = I want it quick.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:52.960
    | text      = I don't understand the idea of being like, ah, they used to be boring in my day.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:58.960
    | text      = And that's evidence that things are getting worse.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:01.960
    | text      = I want to watch people fighting.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:04.960
    | text      = For real.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:05.960
    | text      = I just, the way that the man, like, hey, listen, I don't watch sports,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:11.960
    | text      = but I hear things that there are more, there are fewer blowouts than there used to be.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:17.960
    | text      = Because they want that ad revenue, we want to keep you watching.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:22.960
    | text      = It makes sense.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:23.960
    | text      = But that's good.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:28.960
    | text      = Or what?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:29.960
    | text      = If this guy wanted a blowout, he should have been thrilled with Super Bowl 48.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:33.960
    | text      = Oh, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:35.960
    | text      = The score ended up being 43 to 8.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:39.960
    | text      = And until the last play of the third quarter, Seattle was up 36 to 0.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:44.960
    | text      = It was not fun.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:46.960
    | text      = That was back whenever it was Richard Sherman.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:51.960
    | text      = He was a great, what am I doing?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:54.960
    | text      = Listen, I know a lot about sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:56.960
    | text      = I care about space exploration.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:58.960
    | text      = I'm from sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:59.960
    | text      = You are from sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:00.960
    | text      = I'm from sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:05.960
    | text      = So Alex takes some calls about sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:07.960
    | text      = But unfortunately, some people get a little bit off topic.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:11.960
    | text      = And there's a little bit of revealingness in this call.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:14.960
    | text      = This guy, someone calls and wants to know about Wolfgang Halbig's.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:21.960
    | text      = Fair?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:23.960
    | text      = What a great life we live.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:25.960
    | text      = Wolfgang Halbig's FOIA requests.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:28.960
    | text      = And then Alex says something that is unfortunate in hindsight.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:31.960
    | text      = Not to distract you from the Super Bowl at all,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:33.960
    | text      = but I'm currently on the Florida House Representative's website
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:36.960
    | text      = and the Connecticut Freedom of Information Act website, the Office of Accountability.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:40.960
    | text      = You're talking about gun control again.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:42.960
    | text      = And one of the big things, obviously, that NFL is doing to basically sway opinion to the public opinion.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:48.960
    | text      = I have a very big question for you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:50.960
    | text      = I think we should turn our guns in.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:52.960
    | text      = The NFL said so.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:54.960
    | text      = I know we should.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:56.960
    | text      = And what's really funny about that is the fact that none, and I'm going to repeat again,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:00.960
    | text      = none of any of the Freedom of Information Act requests nationwide
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:05.960
    | text      = have been either conceived, grabbed, or responded to via the Connecticut Freedom of Information Act Office of Accountability.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:14.960
    | text      = Sure, and try to find out what happened to Sandy Hook
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:16.960
    | text      = because that was clearly as funny as a $3 bill, a giant PR stunt to get our guns.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:20.960
    | text      = I hear you and I appreciate your call, bro.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:22.960
    | text      = But we're taking calls on the NFL professional sports and piggybacking and propaganda onto it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:29.960
    | text      = So thank you, Corey.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:30.960
    | text      = Hey, Alex didn't say any of that stuff.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:33.960
    | text      = He just talked to people and heard all sides of it, man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:36.960
    | text      = He didn't randomly throw that around or anything? No.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:40.960
    | text      = You know, in a way, we all just listen to a man make a $1.5 billion purchase.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:50.960
    | text      = I've never heard the sound of $1.5 billion exchanging hands before.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:56.960
    | text      = It's a big old ka-ching.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:58.960
    | text      = Yep, that's where it happened.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:00.960
    | text      = So that was fun to just randomly spot out in the wild.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:03.960
    | text      = Oh, man, what a weird oof.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:05.960
    | text      = But you could hear that he was kind of a little bit frustrated that this guy wasn't wanting to talk about sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:09.960
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:10.960
    | text      = Instead, he wanted to talk about something really important, like FOIA requests.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:15.960
    | text      = Unlike Alex, who's just wanting to talk about sports, a thing that distracts from stuff like talking about FOIA requests.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:23.960
    | text      = But he wants to talk about how sports distracts from FOIA requests, which is more important than FOIA requests.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:28.960
    | text      = Ooh, this is a complicated ranking system.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:31.960
    | text      = We're going to need sports to fix it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:33.960
    | text      = This is a turducken of bullshit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:38.960
    | text      = So we get another call, and this was really exciting because I got very confused listening to this happen.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:46.960
    | text      = One, because the story that Alex is telling at the beginning I don't believe is true.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:50.960
    | text      = And then the second, Alex recognizes the caller.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:54.960
    | text      = I was in a restaurant two years ago after the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:58.960
    | text      = It was two years ago today.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:59.960
    | text      = I was in it with Wes and the rest of the crew.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:01.960
    | text      = We went in and they set us down, and Karl Rove was right beside me, right behind me catty-corner.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:06.960
    | text      = And we got drinks and stuff and food was coming, and I was going to confront him at the end of dinner.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:10.960
    | text      = But I wanted to enjoy my meal, and he was making fun of people watching sports while the real world went on.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:16.960
    | text      = And then I ended up getting up and leaving because I didn't want to stay there with him, but go ahead.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:20.960
    | text      = Yeah, well, you know, along those lines I am now suing those people for what you actually called me personally to call into your show a while back.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:31.960
    | text      = My suit is now in the mediation stage of the-
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:36.960
    | text      = I remember you got banned from the county commissioners.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:39.960
    | text      = You got by Ronnie Reiferseed, and that's why you called him with a feck name today, Hunter.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:43.960
    | text      = That's why you haven't called him in months.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:45.960
    | text      = I just wanted to call every time, see, because this is about the NFL.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:48.960
    | text      = This is about county commissioners banning you from speech that I think is wrong. I appreciate your call.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:52.960
    | text      = You got every other caller. This is going to bring up another subject.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:55.960
    | text      = Guys, I let you talk about whatever you want nine times out of ten.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:59.960
    | text      = We're not going to talk about whatever you want today.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:02.960
    | text      = We're going to talk about Super Bowl 48.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:04.960
    | text      = I want to talk about how I don't want to talk about football, not you getting in trouble with the city council.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:10.960
    | text      = Ronnie Reiferseed?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:12.960
    | text      = Ronnie Reiferseed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:14.960
    | text      = I'm struggling with a lot breaking my brain right now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:17.960
    | text      = I can imagine. It's a lot.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:19.960
    | text      = I mean, just the man, he doesn't even know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:24.960
    | text      = He doesn't know that what he's doing is the thing that he's mad at.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:28.960
    | text      = That's infuriating.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:30.960
    | text      = It's a little ironic.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:31.960
    | text      = It is. It's horrifying.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:33.960
    | text      = But then to just say Ronnie Reiferseed and not be like, we got to stop and talk about this.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:39.960
    | text      = Yeah, because I was up in my head. I was like, that Karl Rove story definitely isn't true.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:43.960
    | text      = And then Ronnie Reiferseed came around and I'm like, I don't give a shit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:45.960
    | text      = I don't give a shit about Karl Rove.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:47.960
    | text      = Because now Ronnie Reiferseed exists.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:49.960
    | text      = Yeah, absolutely.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:51.960
    | text      = So in August 2011, Ronnie Reiferseed was banned from attending city council meetings where the public can make comment.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:57.960
    | text      = The Austin mayor, Lee Leffingwell, was a member of the council who told the Austin Monitor that the reason that Reiferseed was ejected from the meeting was that when he was called up to speak, he kept making loud fart noises.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:09.960
    | text      = He was warned to cut it out, refused to, and then he was banned from city hall for a year.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:28.960
    | text      = The punishment does not fit the crime.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:32.960
    | text      = It seems like he's been kicked out of city council meetings for using inappropriate language in the past and he'd go on to get kicked out again in late 2012.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:40.960
    | text      = It just seems like it's kind of his thing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:42.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:43.960
    | text      = He's a local guy who rants at city council, gets kicked out for a while, comes back, and then restarts the cycle.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:48.960
    | text      = The nature heals.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:50.960
    | text      = And then calls into Alex's show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:52.960
    | text      = And Alex can recognize it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:54.960
    | text      = How did he?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:55.960
    | text      = Was this Ronnie Reiferseed?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:57.960
    | text      = Ah, Reiferseed again.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:59.960
    | text      = Are those fart noises I hear in the back?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:02.960
    | text      = How did he, did he make them, do you think he did the...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:05.960
    | text      = I was trying to find video and I couldn't find it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:07.960
    | text      = I mean, yeah, I want to know how he did it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:09.960
    | text      = I found plenty of video of him ranting at city council meetings and talking about like Ron Paul and shit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:14.960
    | text      = How many fart sounds is too many for the city council?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:18.960
    | text      = I think that we should demand them litigate that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:21.960
    | text      = Right. So, okay. So your first one, you know, you do that and the guy, they're like, hey, please stop Ronnie Reiferseed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:32.960
    | text      = Guy we know from kicking out a bunch of times.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:36.960
    | text      = We've kicked you out before. If you do it three more times, you know he's going to do it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:43.960
    | text      = He can't not. He's Ronnie Reiferseed.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:46.960
    | text      = If he makes one fart noise, why would Ronnie Reiferseed stop now?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:52.960
    | text      = I think, I mean, look, I'm, I'm a square, but I think one fart noise is too many for city council.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:58.960
    | text      = You think?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:59.960
    | text      = I respect. Do I? I'm not sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:02.960
    | text      = I think it's, I think it's reasonable.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:04.960
    | text      = I think it's kind of funny.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:06.960
    | text      = Let's hold on.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:07.960
    | text      = I think it's kind of funny.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:08.960
    | text      = It's kind of funny.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:09.960
    | text      = It's a waste of everyone's time, but compared to what's going on in city council meetings now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:12.960
    | text      = It's a waste of, yeah, yeah, yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:13.960
    | text      = Fart noises is kind of like, oh, that's quaint.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:16.960
    | text      = You know, you give, you give a guy a warning, you know, like, hey, one fart noise is fine.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:22.960
    | text      = And let you slide on this one.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:23.960
    | text      = Right, right, right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:25.960
    | text      = But man, because it sounds like it was more than two.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:29.960
    | text      = And I feel like you only need two.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:31.960
    | text      = If the city council member is telling the paper about it, it's more than two.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:37.960
    | text      = Sir, you need to cede your time.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:41.960
    | text      = Sir, you will be kicked out of the city council.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:44.960
    | text      = Will I for the first time? No.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:49.960
    | text      = All right, next time I'll burp.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:51.960
    | text      = Banned for a year.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:53.960
    | text      = So we get another caller and Alex and this caller speculate about what the halftime show could be.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:00.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:01.960
    | text      = I'm going to tell you this just in advance.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:03.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:04.960
    | text      = It was Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers came out.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:07.960
    | text      = That was the halftime show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:09.960
    | text      = One of the worst Super Bowls ever.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:12.960
    | text      = Their guesses a little off from that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:15.960
    | text      = Oh yeah?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:16.960
    | text      = Oh yeah, a little bit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:17.960
    | text      = I think Obama's definitely coming up.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:19.960
    | text      = If not literally in spirit, yes.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:22.960
    | text      = Hey Alex, thanks for taking my call.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:24.960
    | text      = I've been listening to you for like two years.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:26.960
    | text      = I just had a question about what you thought the halftime show was going to be about this year.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:31.960
    | text      = You know, I didn't really pay attention.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:32.960
    | text      = I'm sure if it's like the Grammys, it'll be four or five gay marriages and three or four satanic ceremonies.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:37.960
    | text      = And then if you point it out, you know, you're just not trendy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:41.960
    | text      = I don't know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:42.960
    | text      = I mean, what is the halftime show?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:43.960
    | text      = Guys, look up Super Bowl 48 between the donkeys and the flying rats or whatever it is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:50.960
    | text      = And tell me who this halftime event is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:55.960
    | text      = What do you think, brother?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:58.960
    | text      = I don't know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:59.960
    | text      = I think last year they kind of overplayed it a little bit with the Beyonce thing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:05.960
    | text      = So I think they might tone it down this year.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:07.960
    | text      = I was just wondering what you thought about it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:09.960
    | text      = Well, I just think this is such a woman's rights.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:11.960
    | text      = Maybe we should have like 20 or 30 group abortions, partial birth abortions, right there on television.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:18.960
    | text      = I think that would be a bad halftime show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:21.960
    | text      = As someone who's a firm supporter of reproductive rights, I think that would be a bad show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:26.960
    | text      = Strongly disagree.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:28.960
    | text      = I remember strongly disagree.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:31.960
    | text      = Strong disagree.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:33.960
    | text      = All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:34.960
    | text      = I remember the opening to the Beijing Olympics.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:36.960
    | text      = Did you see the synchronicity that they had?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:39.960
    | text      = All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:40.960
    | text      = Now you apply that level to a bunch of gay marriages, a bunch of group abortions, all spinning around in a certain way.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:49.960
    | text      = And then some leg kicks go up, but not those leg kicks for the abortions, not those.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:53.960
    | text      = Right off to the side, Ronnie Reifer Seed is making fart noises for the sake of showmanship.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:01.960
    | text      = I mean, it would be interesting to see coordinated.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:04.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:05.960
    | text      = I will say that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:06.960
    | text      = For sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:07.960
    | text      = It was Bruno Mars.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:08.960
    | text      = Not the same.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:10.960
    | text      = Not quite.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:11.960
    | text      = Nope.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:12.960
    | text      = A little bit different.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:13.960
    | text      = I do like just this level of shit talk, though.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:18.960
    | text      = You know that's not going to be the halftime show, you asshole.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:26.960
    | text      = I bet it's a bunch of gay marriages.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:28.960
    | text      = What are you talking about, sir?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:30.960
    | text      = I would be so mad if it was that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:33.960
    | text      = Cool.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:34.960
    | text      = Whatever, man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:35.960
    | text      = All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:36.960
    | text      = Calm it down.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:37.960
    | text      = I keep wanting to say old man, but he's as old as I am now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:40.960
    | text      = Exactly.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:42.960
    | text      = It sucks.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:43.960
    | text      = I'm old.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:44.960
    | text      = Back in my day, we didn't used to have gay marriage halftime shows.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:47.960
    | text      = No one did.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:51.960
    | text      = So Alex, I think, is really excited about the game, despite himself.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:55.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:56.960
    | text      = And that's evidenced by him giving a score update.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:00.960
    | text      = But he's getting that score update, not from ESPN.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:04.960
    | text      = Uh-uh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:05.960
    | text      = I myself am following the Drudge Report, DrudgeReport.com.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:10.960
    | text      = It has the sea rats at five to zero.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:15.960
    | text      = We'll put that back up on screen, actually, for folks.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:19.960
    | text      = Denver, zero.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:20.960
    | text      = That's when he asked me on the street today, Alex, who's going to win?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:24.960
    | text      = And I said, well, the media says it's going to be Denver.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:28.960
    | text      = It must be the Seahawks.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:29.960
    | text      = It's all rigged anyways.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:30.960
    | text      = I know you like a underdog coming from behind.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:33.960
    | text      = Oh, boy.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:34.960
    | text      = No, it's not.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:36.960
    | text      = You can tell that he's way more interested in the outcome of the game than he is in the
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:40.960
    | text      = outcome of his bid.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:41.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:42.960
    | text      = That's true.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:43.960
    | text      = That's for sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:44.960
    | text      = I do like getting the score from Drudge.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:47.960
    | text      = It's so much like this is maybe the most egregious example of virtue signaling I've ever heard.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:56.960
    | text      = What?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:57.960
    | text      = Right?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:58.960
    | text      = What?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:59.960
    | text      = Like, listen to all of this.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:00.960
    | text      = This is all just because he can't be like, I like football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:03.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:04.960
    | text      = And it's fun to get caught up in Super Bowl Sunday once a year.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:07.960
    | text      = Yeah, it's nice.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:08.960
    | text      = I mean, we've had multiple callers who have been full of shit, but also ostensibly had
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:14.960
    | text      = more important topics to cover.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:16.960
    | text      = And all Alex wants to talk about is how no one wants to talk about those topics.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:20.960
    | text      = Yep.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:21.960
    | text      = It's amazing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:22.960
    | text      = I like it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:23.960
    | text      = It's enough to drive a man insane.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:25.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:26.960
    | text      = It is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:27.960
    | text      = When you're already a little bit insane.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:28.960
    | text      = It's just kind of delightful though, you know?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:31.960
    | text      = And when you listen to this show and it's just so full of rank bigotry and nonsense
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:36.960
    | text      = and awful shit all the time, this is the kind of stuff that goes down smooth, you know?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:41.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:42.960
    | text      = It is almost like, you know, I would be far angrier and more offended about the bigotry
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:48.960
    | text      = if I weren't so confused about how he's not confused.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:53.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:54.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:55.960
    | text      = Now I'm confused.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:57.960
    | text      = Eyebrows.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:58.960
    | text      = Alright.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:59.960
    | text      = So throughout the episode, obviously, Alex goes live to Jacari and to Josh.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:06.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:07.960
    | text      = Who are there.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:08.960
    | text      = Sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:09.960
    | text      = And they're boring.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:10.960
    | text      = And one of the little remote pieces is them on the train going to the show.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:15.960
    | text      = Sure.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:16.960
    | text      = Going to the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:17.960
    | text      = Doing a little man on the street interview.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:18.960
    | text      = And it's just like, are you excited to go to the Super Bowl?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:21.960
    | text      = Bah, bah, bah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:22.960
    | text      = And Jacari's like, yeah, kind of.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:24.960
    | text      = Kind of.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:26.960
    | text      = We'll see what they're doing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:27.960
    | text      = I don't know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:28.960
    | text      = It's a pretty cool experience.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:29.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:30.960
    | text      = So we actually only have one last clip here.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:33.960
    | text      = Oh no.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:34.960
    | text      = Aw.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:35.960
    | text      = Oh no.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:36.960
    | text      = I know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:37.960
    | text      = I know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:38.960
    | text      = I know.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:40.960
    | text      = Yes.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:42.960
    | text      = Alex takes his calls.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:44.960
    | text      = He complains about sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:46.960
    | text      = Everything goes bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:49.960
    | text      = But the end is a little bit celebratory.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:51.960
    | text      = Okay.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:52.960
    | text      = Because now he gets to go to his Super Bowl party.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:55.960
    | text      = Lena, Martin, Laura, Mary, and Jim.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:58.960
    | text      = I'm out of time.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:59.960
    | text      = But I'll be back tomorrow, 11 a.m. Central, 12 noon Eastern, with the big official weekday transmission.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:04.960
    | text      = Infowars.com.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:05.960
    | text      = We did good taking calls.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:07.960
    | text      = We had a great job crew coming in.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:08.960
    | text      = We can now all go to the Super Bowl parties and bow down to our God.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:11.960
    | text      = It's not freedom.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:12.960
    | text      = No, it's Peyton Manning.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:14.960
    | text      = So we're all going to, right now, are they still losing?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:17.960
    | text      = What's the score?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:18.960
    | text      = It doesn't matter what our freedom is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:20.960
    | text      = What's the score?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:21.960
    | text      = What's the score?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:22.960
    | text      = It's at Infowars.com.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:24.960
    | text      = What?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:25.960
    | text      = Shut up.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:26.960
    | text      = You want to know what the score is.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:31.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:32.960
    | text      = No.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:33.960
    | text      = He's doing all this stuff as if he's like mocking it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:36.960
    | text      = But you care.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:37.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:38.960
    | text      = You're like very... I mean, I'm hearing more sincerity in his voice when he says Peyton
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:44.960
    | text      = Manning is God than I do when he talks about God.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:48.960
    | text      = I'm hearing more sincerity in his voice when he says we can all go party.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:52.960
    | text      = Yeah, that's true.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:53.960
    | text      = All right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:54.960
    | text      = Now that I'm done bitching like a weird old man, let's go to the Super Bowl.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:58.960
    | text      = Cut loose.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:59.960
    | text      = Sorry.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:00.960
    | text      = Can't take your calls.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:01.960
    | text      = Absurd.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:02.960
    | text      = Thank you all for calling in, but I am going to pick up that whiskey that you put down.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:09.960
    | text      = That should have gone on the pro list.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:11.960
    | text      = Whiskey?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:12.960
    | text      = You can drink.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:13.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:14.960
    | text      = Sports are drinkable.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:15.960
    | text      = But not if you're playing, which might also be in the pros.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:18.960
    | text      = Oh, shit.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:19.960
    | text      = He wants to feel alive, but you can't drink while you're doing it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:22.960
    | text      = This is quite a conundrum.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:23.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:24.960
    | text      = I bet he chose drinking.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:26.960
    | text      = I think I probably did too.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:29.960
    | text      = When I was younger.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:32.960
    | text      = Football.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:33.960
    | text      = Drinking.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:34.960
    | text      = Drinking.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:35.960
    | text      = Yeah.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:36.960
    | text      = So what have you learned today as we come to the end of this adventure?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:40.960
    | text      = I have learned...
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:42.960
    | text      = So, here's actually what I want.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:44.960
    | text      = Genuinely, what I want is to watch what they want a game to be.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:48.960
    | text      = Oh, that'd be great.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:49.960
    | text      = Right?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:50.960
    | text      = Wholesome.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:51.960
    | text      = What could it look like?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:53.960
    | text      = No Obama messages.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:54.960
    | text      = First off, it's a blowout.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:56.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:57.960
    | text      = It has to be boring because otherwise the advertisers are rigging it.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:00.960
    | text      = Yeah, absolutely.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:01.960
    | text      = Nobody can be watching a game.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:04.960
    | text      = What is wrong with these people?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:06.960
    | text      = I want a boring game that is a real bummer socially.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:14.960
    | text      = They just want to take joy from other people.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:16.960
    | text      = That's what they want.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:18.960
    | text      = They're just people who are like,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:20.960
    | text      = oh, you can't like this thing because I can't access the feelings that you get when you like it
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:26.960
    | text      = because when you and I are watching it together,
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:29.960
    | text      = I go like, oh, yeah, that was a good catch.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:31.960
    | text      = Did you know that the government's trying to kill your daughter right now?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:34.960
    | text      = Right.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:35.960
    | text      = Like, you're the reason you're not enjoying sports.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:38.960
    | text      = Yeah, I can't let myself accept that I enjoy this
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:42.960
    | text      = and therefore I'm going to take it out on you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:44.960
    | text      = Oh, man.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:45.960
    | text      = I wish the Cialis commercial has two people in two bunkers next to each other.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:50.960
    | text      = I have learned fucking nothing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:58.960
    | text      = You learned nothing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:59.960
    | text      = I have learned nothing.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:00.960
    | text      = And in that sense, this is a very normal episode of knowledge, right?
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:04.960
    | text      = Nothing has been learned.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:06.960
    | text      = Thank you all so much.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:07.960
    | text      = Thank you so much.
}}

[[Category:Transcripts]]