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    | title         = [[867: Stern Vs. Jones]]
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    | length        = 01:13:38
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    | text      = Hello Alex, I'm a first time calling in with your fan.
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    | text      = I'm Dan.
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    | text      = Dan.
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    | text      = Quick question for you.
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    | text      = What's your bright spot, buddy?
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    | text      = My bright spot today, Jordan, is it is finally time to announce the book project, the home
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    | text      = of this, and forthcoming deconstructive projects.
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    | text      = I don't want to tease too much, but obviously Alex has another book that has just come out,
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    | text      = The Great Awakening, that will need to be dealt with.
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    | text      = I told you, I told myself, and I told the audience, that we would never cover Reset
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    | text      = Wars, and I've decided to go back on that promise.
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    | text      = Oh, my God.
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    | text      = There will be coverage of Reset Wars at this website.
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    | text      = Sure, sure.
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    | text      = And that website, Jordan, a lot of people have bought us fun URLs over the years.
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    | text      = Of course, fillyourhand.com was, I think, the first of the...
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    | text      = I think so, too, yeah.
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    | text      = But there have been a number of great URLs that redirect to knowledgefight.com, and I
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    | text      = appreciate everybody who has done that.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = But there is one URL that I thought was unattainable, that I thought never would be able to be snatched
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    | text      = up, but I have snatched it up, and it was cheap, $12 a year.
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    | text      = This was not an expensive URL.
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    | text      = That is cheap.
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    | text      = Alexjonesisanidiot.com is our website for this.
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    | text      = The great reset coverage is there, and you can enjoy it at your leisure.
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    | text      = It's long, too long, many have said.
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    | text      = Who owned that URL, and how does that work?
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    | text      = I don't think anyone did.
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    | text      = I think it was open.
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    | text      = What does that even mean?
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    | text      = I think it was available.
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    | text      = What does that mean?
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    | text      = That no one had alexjonesisanidiot.com?
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    | text      = So then, is that a thing?
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    | text      = What do you do then?
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    | text      = Does everybody have to auction it?
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    | text      = Do you have to fight for it?
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    | text      = What is it?
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    | text      = I think demand was low.
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    | text      = Or is it just literally like, it's like a company that just has them, and you register
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    | text      = it as to you?
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    | text      = Yeah, it's like GoDaddy.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = They have all the domains and stuff, right?
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = I mean, I don't know how it works either.
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    | text      = Yeah, because I mean, now that I think about it, in the back of my head, there's a part
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    | text      = of me that's like, so it's like one company owns all the URLs, and then you go to their
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    | text      = warehouse, and you're like, oh, Alex Jones and Idiot, it's still on the shelves, okay.
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    | text      = I've not researched this in any way, but here's what my guess is.
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    | text      = My guess is that all domain names are available, essentially.
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    | text      = Except for the ones that are taken.
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    | text      = And so, you use a service like GoDaddy, and it costs whatever amount a year for their
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    | text      = registration service, or whatever.
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    | text      = You could conceivably maybe do it yourself, but it might cost you more than $12 in the
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    | text      = process of doing it per year, or something.
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    | text      = And so the reason that some are higher up than others, some are way more expensive,
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    | text      = is because someone's sitting on them.
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    | text      = So people have pre-registered these domain names, because they want to make it so you
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    | text      = have to get into a bidding war with them.
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    | text      = Like alexjones.com, or something like that, it's going to be prohibitively expensive.
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    | text      = But alexjones is an idiot.com, wide open.
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    | text      = Apparently.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = You know why?
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    | text      = Maybe it is.
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    | text      = Yeah, maybe it is.
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    | text      = But that's why it's a perfect URL for my purposes.
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    | text      = It is!
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    | text      = It is!
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    | text      = It's confrontational.
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    | text      = I mean, it's better than onthenose.com.
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    | text      = See if that's available.
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    | text      = So I'm excited, I hope people enjoy, and have a good time.
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    | text      = Yes!
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    | text      = So what's your bright spot?
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    | text      = My bright spot is this weekend, Banner Weekend, for anime.
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    | text      = Not quite the Hulk.
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    | text      = David Banner.
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    | text      = Netflix just released Blue Eye Samurai, which is fucking amazing.
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    | text      = If you like samurai movies, anything, anything.
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    | text      = If you even are okay with them, it is fucking awesome.
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    | text      = If you're tolerant of samurai movies.
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    | text      = If you're tolerant of samurai anything, this is awesome.
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    | text      = No doubt, really really well written, the anime is just so good, it's just awesome.
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    | text      = And then finally, Attack on Titan ended.
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    | text      = It finally ended, after so many years, so the last season was about three years ago
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    | text      = and then they did two more seasons.
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    | text      = To give you an idea of how...
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    | text      = It's like Fast and Furious.
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    | text      = It just won't go.
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    | text      = It just won't stop.
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    | text      = And then it did, it finally ended.
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    | text      = So it was great, it was a good ending.
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    | text      = Good for them.
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    | text      = How long has it been around?
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    | text      = Is this a General Hospital, Days of Our Lives kind of thing?
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    | text      = No, like probably a decade, something like that maybe.
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    | text      = That's a good run.
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    | text      = Yeah, great run.
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    | text      = Yeah, and it was a good ending.
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    | text      = Attack on Titan is a name that I have nothing to attach to.
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    | text      = I have no, my brain is trying to find any specific I can think of and I got nothing.
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    | text      = I'm thinking of Titan AE, that movie.
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    | text      = And I'll tell you this, do you know what's crazy about it?
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    | text      = The bad things, they're called Titans, right?
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    | text      = But they're not on Titan.
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    | text      = The planet.
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    | text      = Yeah, well the moon or whatever.
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    | text      = So it's not like you're attacking on, it's like an assault on a thing, it's just kind
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    | text      = of like a...
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    | text      = They are Titans, it's an attack on them.
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    | text      = Right, kind of.
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    | text      = It's a Titanomachy, as the Greeks would put it.
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    | text      = It's a frustrating name.
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    | text      = I've always found it to, it's like a slant rhyme, it's close, but it's not right.
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    | text      = This certainly doesn't help me put more details to the name.
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    | text      = So I'm still just as confused as ever.
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    | text      = Nah, you're good.
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    | text      = So Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = And here's the sitch.
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = Alex quit on our last episode.
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    | text      = Yes he did.
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    | text      = On Thursday's episode, November 1st of last week, he quit like a little baby.
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    | text      = Cried in a huff.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And then so on Friday, he had a little video of him in his backyard.
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    | text      = I'm sorry?
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    | text      = Yeah, that played at the beginning of the show.
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    | text      = And then somebody else hosted, it wasn't even hosting, it was just a video of like a couple
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    | text      = people talking shit for most of the show, and then Drew Hernandez, the baby reporter,
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    | text      = took over towards the end of the show.
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    | text      = Ouch.
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    | text      = And just Alex rambling for a couple minutes in his backyard, like this isn't good.
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    | text      = Then he did a show on Saturday.
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    | text      = So then on Saturday he put out a special report, and he just called in and did a little bit
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    | text      = Whereas the beginning of the show is all Viva Fry, who's the guy who does that podcast with
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    | text      = And so he hosted interviewing somebody who's apparently writing a book on the 13 bloodlines
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    | text      = But apparently she was like live streaming Trump's trial or something like that, and
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    | text      = And then the end of that episode, the last like hour or so, is Joel Gilbert, the guy
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    | text      = who got screwed by Alex on Thursday, the guy who made the documentary quote unquote about
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    | text      = And then we didn't do the promo, so fuck it, we're just not gonna talk to him, we're rescheduling.
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    | text      = He shows up, he's got a trailer, he's got a promo, he's got everything.
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    | text      = He alone, without Alex, does an entire presentation about this Michelle Obama film.
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    | text      = But none of that is really worthwhile to talk about.
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    | text      = None of that is gonna be an episode.
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = And so I dove back into the past.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = It's been a while since we've had a 2004 episode.
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    | text      = It has.
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    | text      = And so I thought that would be perfect.
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    | text      = Unfortunately, in March 2004, there's a little bit of a lull in Alex's content, and I ended
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    | text      = up hitting like three or four episodes in a row that were like, there's nothing happening
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    | text      = And so that's a time suck that ends up leading to a situation where Sunday is approaching
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    | text      = us when we need to record, and I got nothing.
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    | text      = What do we have to do?
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    | text      = You know, I just had a thought, right?
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    | text      = You know what I find interesting is that when I look back over my time in the W years, so
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    | text      = much time spent on, what dumb thing did W say today?
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    | text      = We don't do any of that, you know?
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    | text      = I find that fascinating, to go back and just be like, that didn't even happen in our, this
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    | text      = worldview.
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    | text      = Yeah, there is not really strategery and that kind of stuff.
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    | text      = It's kind of fascinating how an entire world, I recall, is so obsessed with those kinds
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    | text      = We might just not be on the right days yet.
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    | text      = That's possible.
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    | text      = I don't know if we have a full, like we haven't gotten to the reelection yet.
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    | text      = Yeah, that's true.
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    | text      = You know, there's still a lot of Bush left to go.
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    | text      = And you never, and you know what, I don't remember what, you know, because was he machine
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    | text      = gunning those out?
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    | text      = You know, was that a factory like one every day he's got another idiotic thing?
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    | text      = It feels like it.
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    | text      = Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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    | text      = It felt like that, but maybe he only said like 10 stupid things.
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    | text      = Fool me once.
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    | text      = Won't get fooled again.
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    | text      = Was that what it was?
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    | text      = Oh my God.
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    | text      = That was one of them.
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    | text      = Oh my God.
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    | text      = Fool me once.
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    | text      = Won't get fooled again.
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    | text      = I know it was a little bit more to that quote than, but anyway, I was thinking about like
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    | text      = some high profile guests and stuff that we haven't covered and I couldn't really come
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    | text      = up with any off the top of my head that I would know where to find them and you know,
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    | text      = it's just, what are we going to do?
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    | text      = And so I realized there's one thing we haven't covered and here's an out of context drop
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    | text      = from that.
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    | text      = Alex, are you over six inches?
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    | text      = You know, I mean, I can get the job done.
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    | text      = Really.
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So in 2013 Alex was on Howard Stern and Howard Stern asked him if his dick was over six inches.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh man.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That is, that is a maddening answer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Mm hmm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I get the job done.
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    | text      = What does that mean?
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    | text      = So it's a surreal environment for Alex to be in, but you know, I think I knew, of course
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    | text      = I knew this happened.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = But I think I felt like I don't want to cover this cause first of all, I don't know, I don't
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    | text      = like Stern that much.
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I never was a big Stern guy growing up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And it just, it kind of felt dumb.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But I decided, Hey, let's, we have something to cover.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:39.759
    | text      = Here we are.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Why not dive in and see what Howard Stern and Alex Jones got up to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Roll them bones.
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    | text      = This was also, I should say, uh, it's in 2013.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = It is in the immediate time after Alex was on Piers Morgan and screamed at him.
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    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And so that was when Alex was a hot commodity in the, uh, in the media.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = And I believe if I had to guess based on the way this goes, uh, Howard was interested in
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    | text      = maybe him being part of a whack pack.
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You know, like we've got this crazy guy who yelled at Piers Morgan.
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    | text      = Sure, sure, sure, sure.
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    | text      = He might be another interesting, insane person to add to our, our, uh, cadre.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:14.840
    | text      = Right, right, right, right.
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    | text      = I gotcha.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So, so this may be like a recruitment interview as well.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Or at least a spectacle.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:23.399
    | text      = Well, sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So we'll get down to business on this Jordan, but first, uh, let's say hello to some new
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    | text      = wonks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Oh, that's a great idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:12:29.559
    | text      = So first, Mandalf, thank you so much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:12:31.320
    | text      = You are now a policy wonk.
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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    | timestamp = 00:12:33.440
    | text      = Thank you very much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:34.440
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:35.440
    | text      = Next, my name is JR.
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    | text      = Thank you so much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:37.440
    | text      = You are now a policy wonk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:38.440
    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:39.440
    | text      = Thank you very much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:12:40.440
    | text      = Good old JR.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Next, happy first anniversary to my amazing wife, the future pirate queen of Lake Michigan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:12:45.080
    | text      = Thank you so much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:46.080
    | text      = You are now a policy wonk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:47.080
    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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    | timestamp = 00:12:48.080
    | text      = Thank you very much.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:49.080
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:50.080
    | text      = Next, Baron Von Count Grishnekak Desaad and his faithful steed, Poots the Cat.
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    | timestamp = 00:12:55.820
    | text      = Thank you so much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:56.820
    | text      = You are now a policy wonk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:57.820
    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:58.820
    | text      = Thank you very much.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:59.820
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:00.820
    | text      = And Alex Jones is my emotional support demagogue.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:13:03.000
    | text      = Thank you so much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:04.000
    | text      = You are now a policy wonk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:05.000
    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:06.000
    | text      = Thank you very much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:07.000
    | text      = You are now a technocrat in the mix, Jordan, so thank you so much to VHS, the pacifist
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:10.200
    | text      = lizard queen, and her dog Woodstock, the tiny love festival.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:14.279
    | text      = Thank you so much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:15.279
    | text      = You are now a technocrat.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:16.279
    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:17.279
    | text      = Four stars.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:18.279
    | text      = Go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Someone sodomized and sent me a bucket of poop.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:13:22.919
    | text      = Daddy shark.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:23.919
    | text      = Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:25.320
    | text      = Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
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    | text      = He's a loser little titty baby.
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    | text      = I don't want to hate black people.
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    | text      = I renounce Jesus Christ.
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    | text      = Thank you so much.
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    | text      = Yes, thank you very much.
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    | text      = I got confused while reading that because Woodstock in Peanuts is not the dog.
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    | text      = Very specifically, not the dog, but hangs out on the dog house.
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    | text      = Untangle these threads.
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    | text      = Totally accurate statement you have made.
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    | text      = So here is the beginning of Stern's interview with Alex, introduces him, and of course the
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    | text      = context of this is that post Piers Morgan thing.
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    | text      = And so Alex talks about how they desperately wanted, they wanted to keep him off the show
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    | text      = and all this.
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    | text      = Alex Jones is a radio host.
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    | text      = He's on a lot of, I don't even know how many, Alex, how many stations are you on?
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    | text      = Around 150 Howard.
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    | text      = It's great to be here with you and Robin and the whole crew.
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    | text      = It's crazy to be here.
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    | text      = I've been listening to you for more than 20 years.
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    | text      = Well, great to have you on because we saw you on Piers Morgan and we became really enjoyed
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    | text      = I think it was the best Piers Morgan appearance I've ever seen.
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    | text      = Well, folks liked it and they said it was the highest ratings they've had in their entire
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    | text      = But I ran into Piers Morgan in Houston a few weeks ago and he said, they're basically scared
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    | text      = Why would they be scared of you?
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    | text      = I guess they're afraid of ratings.
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    | text      = Well, he said on video, actually caught it on video down in Houston, he said, we don't
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    | text      = I'm like, no, no, no.
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    | text      = It's having controversy on your show that gave you attention and made it the number
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    | text      = one story in the United States for a whole week, Piers.
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    | text      = So that's a fun way of putting it.
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    | text      = Like I ran into Piers Morgan.
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    | text      = It was so weird.
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    | text      = I was at the store.
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    | text      = And then I went to go, well, cause I hadn't put the quarter into the machine.
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    | text      = So I went to go look at that and who is across the street getting a new pair of shoes, but
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    | text      = Or even like more to the point that you're trying to like express is like me and Piers
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    | text      = run in similar circles and we just happened to run into each other as opposed to Alex
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    | text      = cornering him at an event Piers was doing and begging him to come back on the show.
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    | text      = We got a lot of ratings.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = It's a good way to put it when you're talking to Stern.
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    | text      = We were there.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So Alex, he went to New York to do this interview with Piers Morgan.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Is he in studio with Howard?
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    | text      = I only.
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    | text      = Howard.
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    | text      = Listen.
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    | text      = Mr. Stern, please.
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    | text      = I don't know him.
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    | text      = Yeah, Alex does say here in Austin at one point.
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    | text      = So I think they're doing it remotely.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Gotcha.
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    | text      = Um, but, uh, he went to New York and, uh, she was, she was crazy, man.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = They were people all over the place following him.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = There is a paranoid delusional fantasy that Alex expresses about his time in New York
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    | text      = here.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I mean, you know, you have said that you were scared even to go to New York because you,
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    | text      = you do have conspiracy theories and you were afraid they were plotting to kill you in New
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    | text      = York, right?
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = Well, I mean, just to be honest, uh, I mean, I've snuck into Bohemian Grove, I've covered
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    | text      = skull and bones, I've covered military operations, I've been arrested in New York, uh, for demonstrating
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    | text      = things like that.
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    | text      = It was after, well, well first they wanted to drive me the five or six blocks and pick
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    | text      = And I said, you know what?
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    | text      = I want to walk down to the CNN building.
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    | text      = And so they had cops in plain clothes that kept popping out.
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    | text      = I even caught someone on video going, Hey Alex, where are you going?
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    | text      = You planning something?
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    | text      = And then when I left, they were following us and it looked like, it looked like cops
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    | text      = from the movie Goodfellas or something.
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    | text      = And then at our hotel, they were waiting for us.
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    | text      = And I said, you know what?
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    | text      = I think I'm going to get in a cab.
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    | text      = We're already flying out of New Jersey.
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    | text      = I said, let's just drive out, stay in New Jersey and fly out the next morning.
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    | text      = So yes, my spidey sense, which, which I mean, I rarely get up and leave someplace.
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    | text      = I had a bad feeling with a bunch of New York detectives following me around.
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    | text      = I got out of the city.
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    | text      = Yeah, that's it.
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    | text      = And you live in Texas and that's your thing.
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    | text      = You married guy?
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    | text      = Yes, I am.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And you got kids?
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    | text      = Three of them.
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    | text      = So Stern, you can tell is kind of like, all right, let's move along this.
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    | text      = Maybe we'll touch back on this.
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    | text      = This interview is like just nuts.
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    | text      = It makes no sense, except through the prism of Stern, like being like, see if I can get
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    | text      = some entertainment out of this guy.
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    | text      = Yeah, it does seem that way.
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    | text      = And the way that Robin treats it is very fun.
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    | text      = I already appreciate just that.
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    | text      = Oh no.
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    | text      = They tried to kill you.
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    | text      = They tried to kill me.
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    | text      = Oh no.
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    | text      = Like, okay.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = We get it.
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    | text      = Nobody tried to kill you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Fox News lured me.
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    | text      = Detectives?
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    | text      = Detectives.
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    | text      = Come on, man.
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    | text      = So the idea behind it is basically that Mike Bloomberg was trying to lure Alex to New York
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    | text      = basically.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And I guess he must have.
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    | text      = Now that part makes sense.
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    | text      = He must have had Piers Morgan invite Alex to come on.
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    | text      = That tracks.
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    | text      = In order to put him in a place where he could be kettled and these detectives would entrap
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    | text      = him or somehow snatch him up or kill him.
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    | text      = That's beat cop shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You don't need a detective for that.
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    | text      = What does a detective even do in there?
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    | text      = They do a better job.
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    | text      = Well listen, nobody's arguing that fact.
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    | text      = Cleaner assassination methods.
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    | text      = That is important.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That is important.
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    | text      = So Stern, he shifts over to your family stuff and then gets back to the, do you think people
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    | text      = were trying to murder you in New York?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:54.839
    | text      = Right, right, right.
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    | timestamp = 00:18:55.839
    | text      = Okay, okay.
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    | text      = And he gets Alex to waffle a little bit with that.
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = Yeah, it's interesting.
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    | text      = Oh, weak.
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    | text      = Don't you lose people with, although, I mean, listen, you're a radio guy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You got to be a performer too and you got to hold an audience.
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    | text      = If you keep upping the ante with like, you know, like you said, Mayor Bloomberg probably
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    | text      = hired the mafia or undercover cops to pose as crackheads to kill you while you're in
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    | text      = New York City.
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    | text      = Yeah, that makes sense.
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    | text      = You know, during the Piers Morgan thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's where you start to lose people because you're like, you know what I mean?
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    | text      = You're going to, sure.
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    | text      = Like you could, you could probably run for office or something if you, if you didn't
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    | text      = go after the really far out there conspiracy theory.
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    | text      = Listen, Howard, I totally agree with you that that sounds crazy.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | timestamp = 00:19:37.480
    | text      = Right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:38.480
    | text      = Here's the deal.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It happened, so I talked about it.
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    | text      = I've never put out something saying they're coming after us.
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    | text      = Look out.
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    | text      = This is going on.
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    | text      = I was sick when I went to New York, had the flu, was throwing up in the CNN bathroom.
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    | text      = That's why I described how dirty it was.
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    | text      = It was really disgusting to me, spinning over a toilet with craft spray all over the wall.
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    | text      = Literally not for me.
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    | text      = Other people.
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    | text      = I'm in this filthy bathroom throwing up.
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    | text      = I got to go out there.
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    | text      = I'm sweating.
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    | text      = I'm up there with Piers Morgan.
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    | text      = Actually, I wasn't putting on, you know, quote, an act.
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    | text      = I was pissed off.
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    | text      = I did blow up, but it actually worked out at first.
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    | text      = People were all shocked by it, but then they said, wait a minute, and of course I heard
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    | text      = Robin the day after talking about it.
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    | text      = Look, you know, you should be mad.
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    | text      = That's being a real American.
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    | text      = They said it discredited me, but notice they haven't invited me back.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = They don't want America waking up out of its coma and getting upset, but listen, getting
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    | text      = back to the whole Bloomberg thing.
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    | text      = That night, before we left the hotel, it might have been a little panicked.
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    | text      = I might have even, in my own mind, exaggerated things.
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    | text      = Maybe not.
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    | text      = I'm sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I caught some of this on tape.
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    | text      = In my own mind, exactly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = My news director went with me.
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    | text      = I said, man, I feel like crap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Maybe if I walk down the street and I'm sick, maybe I'll feel better when we get there.
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    | text      = So I'm walking the five, six blocks, and guys are popping out of doorways that are obviously
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    | text      = cops going, hey, buddy, what you planning?
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    | text      = You planning to do something?
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    | text      = I'm a big listener.
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    | text      = You think that he was plotting against you, Bloomberg?
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    | text      = I'm just guessing as he runs the city, and they look like detectives to me that I've
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    | text      = seen around Bloomberg when I've been up in New York.
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    | text      = Could they have been friends with Bloomberg?
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    | text      = Listen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Man, that guy probably is a cop.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It happened twice.
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    | text      = Three times.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They knew where I was at.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = A lady.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They obviously had the cell phone tracking systems that the police, under Homeland Security,
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    | text      = can dial into and pinpoint exactly where you're at, just like your wife, if she has your phone
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    | text      = coming, knows where you're at.
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    | text      = Alex, do you ever think that you're paranoid, seriously, because-
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, listen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I caught it on tape.
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    | text      = That's the thing, is that then I said, I said, I want to be let on the mall exit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't want to be let out on the back door.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:35.059
    | text      = His guys are waiting out there.
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    | timestamp = 00:21:36.880
    | text      = And we walk out, and there's the guy turning, walking, talking into his sleeve, bumping
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    | timestamp = 00:21:40.599
    | text      = into the wall, and two other guys are walking up like in a Goodfellas movie, and I said
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:45.039
    | text      = taxi and jumped in a cab and left.
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    | timestamp = 00:21:47.119
    | text      = All I know is-
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Do you think they wanted you out of New York?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:50.079
    | text      = Listen, I was arrested, it's on video, in New York, five years ago, for nothing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:55.279
    | text      = Okay, we were down there protesting at Fox News.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They had a live event.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:59.599
    | text      = What were you protesting?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We were protesting media propaganda.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:04.240
    | text      = But the point is, I was protesting-
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = This is general.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = This is general protest.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No, he was protesting Geraldo Rivera.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:08.240
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:09.240
    | text      = I found that video.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:10.240
    | text      = I've watched it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:11.240
    | text      = He was arrested, and it was for inciting people, like he had his bullhorn out and everything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Sure, sure, sure, sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:22:17.200
    | text      = And it was a demonstration, a place that didn't have a permit to hold a rally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:20.960
    | text      = Right, right, right, right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:21.960
    | text      = So it was that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:23.200
    | text      = There was a reason, you can argue whether it's a good enough reason or not, to detain
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:22:28.279
    | text      = him momentarily.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:29.279
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:30.279
    | text      = But yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:31.279
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So he was almost killed by these detectives.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I mean, you can't really argue with the way he's laying it out, it sounds not like a paranoid
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    | text      = person at all.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:40.839
    | text      = No, no, no, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Sounds legit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is weird to exist in the totality of Alex's career now, where it's like, we know what
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = he sounded like in 2004, obviously, in 1999, we know what he sounded like.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yet we're in 2013 all the way, all these years later, and it's stills Howard Stern being
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = like, Alex, do you sound paranoid?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:05.240
    | text      = And it's like, you don't even fuck, we should all be doing something about this!
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:23:09.240
    | text      = Howard being like, do you sound paranoid?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No!
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:12.480
    | text      = Well, it's an interesting point, because at this stage, in 2013, the public awareness
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = of Alex Jones would have been fairly minimal.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:19.599
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He was well known within conspiracy and pretty far right-wing media-ish circles, but in terms
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = of his penetration of mainstream awareness, there was some 9-11 blips that he might have
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:38.000
    | text      = come to the surface with, there might have been some instances where his involvement
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:42.700
    | text      = with the Tea Party might have made him closer to relevant to people, but until he was on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:48.640
    | text      = that Piers Morgan show, there was not really a ton of, like, who is this guy, he's a big
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    | timestamp = 00:23:55.880
    | text      = name.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:56.880
    | text      = People were more interested in Glenn Beck, honestly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:59.440
    | text      = Yeah, that's true.
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    | text      = Weird.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:01.440
    | text      = Weird times.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So it makes sense for Howard to have a little bit of a, who is this, kind of fucker on here,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:09.839
    | text      = talking nonsense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:10.839
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:11.839
    | text      = But yeah, he does sound a little paranoid, I think.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:15.039
    | text      = What's Howard's plan here?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:16.039
    | text      = I don't think he has one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I think he wants to find out how big Alex's dick is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:20.759
    | text      = I mean, I feel like that's probably where we should go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That comes up later in a part that I did not include, where Alex is describing how he had
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:31.000
    | text      = sex at 12 and all that stuff, all of his childhood dalliances that he does not believe to be
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:39.680
    | text      = traumatic.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:40.680
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:41.680
    | text      = Very, very, very traumatic.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Fucking traumatic to me, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So the police were following Alex, and then he admits that he might be overblowing all
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:52.920
    | text      = of this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:53.920
    | text      = Well.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:54.920
    | text      = Listen, my point is, I know when people are basically hunting you, you know when a tiger
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:01.960
    | text      = is crawling on its front paws about to pounce on a gazelle or something, okay?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:05.799
    | text      = No, that's the point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:06.799
    | text      = You know when cops are on your butt planning something, they had a look in their eyes like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:11.680
    | text      = they were planning something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:13.079
    | text      = You know the difference when cops have just got you staked out to see if you're planning
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:16.359
    | text      = something and the difference when they're acting really aggressive and bugging their
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:19.839
    | text      = eyes about it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:20.839
    | text      = I really don't know the difference.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:21.839
    | text      = Actually, I don't want to tear your head off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:22.839
    | text      = And my instinct was, get the hell out of here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:24.480
    | text      = You think they don't like you?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:25.480
    | text      = Now, do you think you're safe in Texas?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:27.359
    | text      = Is that why you broadcast from there?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:30.240
    | text      = Listen, I go out, I've snuck on military bases to cover urban warfare drills.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:35.640
    | text      = I snuck into Bohemian Grove.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:37.480
    | text      = I go out there without bodyguards and do all this stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:40.240
    | text      = I'm not normally a timid person.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:42.519
    | text      = I've gone in, I've gotten my Piers Morgan interview.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:45.680
    | text      = I had the flu.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:47.359
    | text      = So when you're dizzy and puking, do you feel like going to jail?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:50.319
    | text      = Are you in fear for your life?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:52.880
    | text      = Not generally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:53.880
    | text      = I mean, I'm in fear for my life.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:54.880
    | text      = I drive to work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:55.880
    | text      = That's the most dangerous thing in this country, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:57.759
    | text      = Is automobiles.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:58.759
    | text      = But listen, let's just be specific here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:00.960
    | text      = I'm bold.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:01.960
    | text      = I'm the opposite of fearful.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:03.720
    | text      = I was off balance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:05.160
    | text      = I was sick in New York.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:06.599
    | text      = I was going off pure adrenaline.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:26:08.480
    | text      = And that's why, I mean, imagine, Howard, I'm sure before you've had an event or some big
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:12.220
    | text      = thing you've got to do, you're a consummate professional.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:15.160
    | text      = Have you ever been sick before and had to go on air and were kind of an asshole?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:19.960
    | text      = Many times.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:20.960
    | text      = I'm not kind of an asshole every day.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:21.960
    | text      = No, you're not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:22.960
    | text      = But when you're sick and have to perform, do you tend to be almost even more focused
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:28.079
    | text      = than pissed?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:29.079
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:30.079
    | text      = It's funny.
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    | text      = Some of my best shows are when I'm really sick.
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    | text      = Exactly.
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    | text      = So, again, I mean, sure, I had the flu.
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    | text      = I had 102 fever.
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    | text      = Did I overblow?
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    | text      = Cops following me around?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Wait, what?
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    | text      = Did I make all this up because I have these excuses that I was sick and I had a fever?
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    | text      = Yes, of course I did.
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    | text      = I just got to let him keep talking until he says, yes, of course I was lying to you.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = And have a high status person like Howard Stern who won't let things go necessarily.
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    | text      = No, and it was, it is basically, no, it's 100% Austin Powers like, oh no, he asked you
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    | text      = three times.
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    | text      = And at the third time he's like, yeah, I made it all up.
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    | text      = Like it's that simple.
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    | text      = If you just ask him, nobody ever follows up, nobody just asks him three times.
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    | text      = But it has to be like, this environment is really unique in some ways because it's live,
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    | text      = presumably.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = It is Howard Stern, who's somebody who's a giant celebrity and someone who Alex says
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    | text      = multiple times, I've listened to you for years.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So it's someone who Alex enjoys and likes and it's also somebody who has keen interviewing
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    | text      = instincts and can tell when Alex is trying to dodge something and is willing to be like,
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    | text      = nope, what are you talking about?
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    | text      = What are you talking about?
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    | text      = And yeah, that's, that's a, that's a threatening position for Alex.
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    | text      = Cause you just ended up saying, yeah, I made it up.
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    | text      = I over blew it in my head.
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    | text      = Yeah, of course.
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    | text      = I had a fever and so I made it up.
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    | text      = And it's more fun to imagine that I'm being chased out of New York by Bloomberg hired
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    | text      = mafia undercover detective goons.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Come on man.
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    | text      = You know, it's better for the brand.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = So they talk a little bit about the turning the frogs gay thing and it turns out frogs
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = Fish are bisexual and shrimp are becoming suicidal.
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    | text      = These are the talking points of the ocean.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = Um, and so they want to, Stern and Robin want to touch on this and be like, you don't hate
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    | text      = gay people, right?
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    | text      = Where are you on gay marriage?
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    | text      = Wow.
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    | text      = Man.
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    | text      = Great times to be alive.
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    | text      = Uh huh.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = How do you stand on gay marriage?
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    | text      = Where are you on gay marriage?
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    | text      = I don't care about it.
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    | text      = Well, listen, I'm a libertarian, so I think people should be able to do whatever they
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    | text      = want.
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    | text      = Yeah, right.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = So this is not a homophobic thing.
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    | text      = What happened when you went on the show?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The view, was it a disaster?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I didn't see tape of that.
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    | text      = No, it was great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, I took it over.
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Uh, I mean, I mean, what's the point of, you know, they wanted to basically make fun of
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    | text      = Charlie Sheen when I was on there and, uh, you know, I've known Charlie for about eight
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    | text      = years.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I probably stayed at his house 15 times.
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    | text      = He's a really, really interesting fellow and, uh, that I would say, yes, is beyond even
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    | text      = what people here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:10.839
    | text      = He's, he's a really smart guy.
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    | text      = So like when you go over Charlie's house because you become friendly, he's a fan of yours,
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    | text      = right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He, he, he buys into a lot of your theories.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:29:18.039
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:29:19.039
    | text      = But I shouldn't have let the meltdown happen a year and a half ago on my show because it
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:29:21.759
    | text      = was first Martin Sheen and Emilio Estevez that were listeners.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:25.319
    | text      = It was Emilio that turned him on to the show and my films, and then Charlie invited me
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    | text      = out there, you know, called me back in like 2005.
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    | text      = And then, uh, you know, was it culture shock for you when you went over his house?
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    | text      = No, there's no easy ball back then.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He was all clean and, and just incredibly smart and incredible energy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The guy would sit there, uh, you know, up till 2 a.m. just talking about quantum mechanics
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    | text      = and stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Does he know what he's talking about?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh, he does.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Let's see.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The issue is, and he's fine.
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    | text      = You know, quantum mechanics, I mean, I'm into stuff like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, that's what I'm into.
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    | text      = That's your thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's his thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's his thing.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Definitely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, it's all hours of the night rambling about quantum mechanics when you're an actor.
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    | text      = That's when he was clean.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Totally clean.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's when he was totally clean.
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    | text      = Well, I mean, that's when things were getting cleaned a lot because he was up all night
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    | text      = all the time.
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    | timestamp = 00:30:12.480
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:30:13.480
    | text      = Compulsively clean, some might say.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:14.480
    | text      = So, oh, so almost, oh, too clean.
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    | text      = Now, um, I think that Alex believes himself to be a fan of gay marriage or fine with gay
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    | text      = marriage at this point in his life.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:25.859
    | text      = He's lying to himself and to everyone around him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But I do think that he thinks that's his position at this point.
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    | timestamp = 00:30:33.000
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That said, I'm fascinated by the idea that he's able to articulate that he shouldn't
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:30:38.680
    | text      = have let Charlie Sheen behave the way he did on his show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:41.200
    | text      = I am blown away by that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because that is the truth.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = As a friend, as somebody who has any concern for the welfare of others over what ratings
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:30:50.039
    | text      = you'll get out of something, he had every obligation to not allow that interview to
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:30:54.480
    | text      = proceed like Charlie Sheen was obviously fucked up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:58.519
    | text      = And Alex was actually egging him on because it was good radio and it ruined Charlie Sheen's
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:04.400
    | text      = fucking life.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:05.400
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:06.400
    | text      = That is, it is really strange to hear him say it, to hear Alex so readily.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:11.279
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:12.279
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:13.279
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And it's just be like, yeah, I've, I've actually analyzed my behavior from that time, recognized
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:19.099
    | text      = a failing and I'm now willing to admit to that, especially considering we know that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:24.119
    | text      = he doesn't give a fuck about Joe Rogan, you know, like he doesn't give a fuck about any
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:28.359
    | text      = of these people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:29.359
    | text      = Did God tell him to destroy Charlie Sheen?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:32.079
    | text      = I I'm going to, maybe that's the problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:34.799
    | text      = Maybe God was like, come on man, why didn't you save Charlie Sheen?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:38.640
    | text      = I loved that guy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:39.960
    | text      = Or God was like, Major League One, great, Major League Two, hotshots part one, hotshots
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:46.680
    | text      = part two.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:47.680
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:48.680
    | text      = Part two, really.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:49.680
    | text      = No one cares about hotshots.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:51.279
    | text      = It had to rhyme with two.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:52.960
    | text      = Listen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:53.960
    | text      = I'm channeling Alex because he's saying listen a lot in this interview.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:58.279
    | text      = I think that God was probably telling Alex while he was doing that interview, this is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:02.599
    | text      = good shit, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:03.599
    | text      = Keep it going.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:04.599
    | text      = Keep it going.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:05.599
    | text      = Ironically, I bet God was saying the same thing to Charlie Sheen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:09.759
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:10.759
    | text      = So the question of drugs comes up and Alex is weirdly cagey about something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:16.279
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:17.279
    | text      = Did he ever try to do drugs with you?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:18.880
    | text      = No, listen, I've never seen him do drugs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:21.720
    | text      = I've never, all I've seen him is smoke Marlboro Reds and drink tons of coffee.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:25.400
    | text      = You ever do, were you ever into drugs?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:28.240
    | text      = You know, I mean, I've been honest about it growing up in Dallas, Texas, I experimented
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = with this and that, but every time I, uh, sure pot, yes, loads.
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    | text      = You know, I never really liked, I mean, I tried hard drugs once or twice, LSE, um, how
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:45.920
    | text      = am I going to discuss Alex?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:51.960
    | text      = Did you do LSD?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:52.960
    | text      = No, I didn't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:53.960
    | text      = I didn't have sex with that woman, Monica Lewanski.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:59.680
    | text      = Why don't you talk about drug use?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:01.160
    | text      = Seriously.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:02.160
    | text      = I smoked pot, but I didn't inhale.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:03.160
    | text      = Did you, how come you don't, uh, do you want to run for office or something?
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    | text      = Listen here, I got to tell you something, Howard, Alex, why don't you talk about that?
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    | text      = You seem pretty honest.
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    | text      = Why don't you talk about stuff like that?
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    | text      = Because it's a distraction and overall diversion.
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    | text      = And I might have a glass of wine now and I don't even smoke cigars anymore.
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    | text      = So I mean, that's basically it.
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    | text      = I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm a clean guy.
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    | text      = So, so if you admit that you did acid, it would hurt who?
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    | text      = Undermine your argument.
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    | text      = Well, yeah, then Howard would say, well, that's why he's so paranoid.
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    | text      = No, no, no.
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    | text      = I wouldn't say that.
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    | text      = I did it.
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    | text      = I did acid.
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    | text      = I mean, I was the biggest mistake of my life.
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    | text      = I'm high on reality.
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    | text      = They perfectly nailed why Alex wouldn't talk about this.
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    | text      = He has such a defensiveness about it because he feels that people would not take him seriously
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    | text      = if they knew that he'd done hallucinogenic things in the past.
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    | text      = That is, that's the instinct that I'm talking about that Howard Stern has that a lot of
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    | text      = other interviewers don't have.
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    | text      = And because of his high status with Alex, he's able to operate in this way and ask those
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    | text      = questions that Alex would storm out or not, you know, take seriously for someone else.
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    | text      = The point there is, is pretty important.
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    | text      = I think that Alex is fine saying I've done hash.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = I've smoked weed.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = And also you could tell that Howard is, is fucking with him because the next one was
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    | text      = ludes.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You've done quaaludes?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = If I were Alex, I'd be kind of self-conscious about that too, because he is so clearly
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    | text      = unbalanced, that like, pretending he's an acid casualty or something like that makes
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    | text      = some sense.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I mean, it's, it's hard not to be, if anybody's yelling about MK ultra too much, who also
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    | text      = did LSD, you, you immediately drop them down a peg or two and the credibility train.
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    | text      = And Alex doesn't want to have to deal with the reality of what his credibility is.
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    | text      = He wants to sort of whitewash a little bit.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = At least in this situation, you know, but I don't know how, I don't know how hard it
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    | text      = would be to say, to admit that you've done LSD.
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    | text      = If you're yelling about how God downloaded everything into your brain over a chicken
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    | text      = fried steak.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, he's high on reality.
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    | text      = Well, I mean, you can do both.
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    | text      = Can you?
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    | text      = I'll give it a shot.
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    | text      = You can probably do both, but Alex recognizes that his arguments about his own shit fall
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    | text      = apart a little bit.
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    | text      = If you're like, Oh, you're, you're, you've done, done a bunch of drugs.
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    | text      = It is, it is weird.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is weird that if you say it's a dream or if you say you did drugs, people immediately
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    | text      = go, ah, I'm going to ignore that.
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    | text      = But if you just say that, no, it really happened, people, a lot of people will go, whoa, or
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    | text      = it was a vision.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And nobody ever just goes, Oh, well see, here's the other scenarios where people say this,
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    | text      = go fuck yourself.
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    | text      = And I want to, I want to quickly clarify what I'm saying too, really quick about, about
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    | text      = this.
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    | text      = I don't think that Alex having done acid, uh, makes him any less credible or whatever.
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    | text      = I don't believe that, but I believe that in Alex's head, he projects that onto other people
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that they would not take him seriously if they knew he did hallucinogens in his past.
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    | text      = Totally.
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    | text      = And I think correctly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, not onto us, but maybe on the, on the greater whole.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Meanwhile, he's on his show talking about doing crack on the beach.
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    | text      = You did heroin once.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I know those are, but those are genteel drugs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And he did hash.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We learned now he did hash.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = There's nobody put hash.
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    | text      = I drank mead.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What are you talking about?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hash Jesus Christ.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So there's a new death, uh, new death just dropped relatively, uh, bin Laden's dad.
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    | text      = Oh, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Um, and Alex doesn't believe that shit and he references a very credible source.
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:37:08.719
    | text      = Well, let me understand something.
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    | text      = You, you, you, do you think, uh, Osama bin Laden was killed, uh, during the, you know,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = during the, when we found out, what do you think he got?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What do you think he's alive?
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    | text      = Well, I mean, here's the issue.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = See, let me just go back for a moment.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You really don't believe they killed him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Let me just break this down.
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We had day one with Dr. Steve, who was the former head of, of, of the state department
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and CIA psychological operations.
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    | text      = He's the guy that, uh, got the Anwar Sadat deal at Camp David.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's the guy, he's the guy that co-wrote Tom Clancy's books.
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He killed Aldo Moro.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's the one he did do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I just want to go on record as saying, I think Osama right now is being eaten by gay fish
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and suicidal shrimp.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I think he's in that water right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Is it a bisexual shrimp or are they sucking his dick right now?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But go ahead, Alex, you, you, hey, hey, did you guys search engine the suicidal shrimp
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to find out I'm not lying?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, I haven't done it yet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:05.239
    | text      = Not yet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:06.239
    | text      = We're going to go home and do home work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm treadmills.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:08.239
    | text      = I'm treadmills.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Benji, what's it say about suicidal shrimp?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:11.719
    | text      = Yeah, no, I looked it up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:13.320
    | text      = It's a, he talked about, now their intention might not be suicide, but like he said, they
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = swim.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:18.239
    | text      = They go out of their minds and they swim to where they're not protected.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:20.239
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:21.239
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:22.239
    | text      = There you go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:23.239
    | text      = There you go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So yeah, Alex says, Steve Pachanik, most reliable source, super credible guy, willing to drop
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = his name on a, on a Howard Stern show to impress him a little bit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:38:36.460
    | text      = Not so, not so much these days.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think outside, like pure alien wise, the sheer weirdness of the, the diversity of places
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that Steve Pachanik seems to pop up, maddening, absolute insanity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I do have something of a belief that he might be underneath the surface.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:01.079
    | text      = One of the more influential people in, in something he's caused a lot of damage for
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:07.800
    | text      = someone who's not a household name.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:11.199
    | text      = Something yeah, by virtue of a lot of the things that he was instrumental in pushing
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:39:16.800
    | text      = through Alex it's, I mean, he's a major part of Alex adopting Trump.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:25.480
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:39:26.480
    | text      = He's a major part of Alex's belief in false flags, particularly in the case of like Sandy
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    | timestamp = 00:39:31.960
    | text      = hook.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:32.960
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:33.960
    | text      = He is somebody who, I don't know what the reality of any connection is, but he was preaching
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:41.920
    | text      = basically what QAnon is before QAnon existed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:45.280
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:46.280
    | text      = He's, he's a guy who's up to some shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:50.679
    | text      = There's a Forrest Gump element, but if like, if you know, every time, every scene where
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:55.559
    | text      = Forrest Gump shows up in a historical thing and everybody's like, Oh, he's there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:40:00.960
    | text      = Instead Steve Pachanik is like kicking somebody in the shin and then it sets off a weird domino
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    | timestamp = 00:40:06.000
    | text      = effect.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:07.000
    | text      = Like it's not, and it's not like, Oh, he's whispering in the ears of important people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:09.880
    | text      = It is literally, he kicks a guy in the shin and then the Rube Goldberg machine kicked
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:14.920
    | text      = that pops off and then all tomorrow's dead.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:17.679
    | text      = Steve has a resume that is fraudulent, but it is full of ways in which he has been incredibly
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:24.880
    | text      = influential and the most important person in the world.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:27.639
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:28.639
    | text      = And the truth is he has been really influential, just not in the ways that his resume would
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    | timestamp = 00:40:34.760
    | text      = say.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:35.760
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:36.760
    | text      = I fucked with Alex to the point where I have really just destroyed minds.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:43.559
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:44.559
    | text      = Of tons of his audience.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:46.159
    | text      = And I would be more proud of his actual CV than his, than his fake one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:51.840
    | text      = His fake one is clearly, yeah, I like it, but I mean the real one is obviously like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:59.559
    | text      = that's too much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:00.559
    | text      = You were too busy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:01.559
    | text      = You know what that CV says?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:02.559
    | text      = It says you neglected your wife.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:04.960
    | text      = But he would not be able to pull off the things that are in his real CV if it weren't for
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:11.079
    | text      = the fake things in his fake CV.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:13.280
    | text      = No, that's one part of his real CV.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:14.760
    | text      = No one would take him as seriously if like he didn't have, I took down the Soviet Union
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:20.159
    | text      = single handedly in his resume.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:22.559
    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = But I mean one part of his resume is great resume writer.
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    | text      = That is true, that is true.
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    | text      = So Alex explains his conspiracy surrounding Bin Laden and I think that, I don't know,
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    | text      = this isn't well articulated.
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    | text      = Go to Bin Laden, is he being eaten by gay shrimp or not?
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    | text      = Listen, here's the deal.
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    | text      = Dr. Steve Pacinek said on 2002 on my show, and he's a doctor, a medical doctor, not just
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    | text      = a psychiatrist.
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    | text      = He said that Bin Laden died of kidney failure and where he died, and even CBS News reported
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = he was at the American hospital in Dubai dying in 2002.
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    | text      = This is what's insane, but that if he would be rolled out later by Bush, but see Walter
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    | text      = Cronkite came out before he died and then Madeline Albright came out in 2004 during
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    | text      = the election, Bush's reelection, and so did Kerry's wife, Heinz, Kerry.
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    | text      = They all came out, look this up folks, and said-
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    | text      = I can't believe this.
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    | text      = Wait a minute, let him finish.
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    | text      = And listen, I swear to God, look it up, you'll have an amazing video.
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    | text      = Just wrap it up, wrap it up, I got to hear what you're going to say.
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    | text      = Go ahead.
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    | text      = Let me just give you sources, so you're listening to all this crap.
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    | text      = They all came out and said, Dr. Pacinek's right, Bin Laden has been frozen over Air
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    | text      = Force Base, and they're going to roll out- I'm not- I'm not laughing, because I just
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    | text      = felt-
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    | text      = They're going to roll out his-
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    | text      = I don't blame you for this.
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    | text      = Robin's right in there with you, don't worry.
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    | text      = They're going to roll out his dead body.
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    | text      = No, I just don't believe his death now meant anything.
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    | text      = But listen, here's what I'm saying, because Walter Cronkite and the former Secretary of
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    | text      = State, Madeline Albright, came out and said, Bush, don't bring out his body to get reelected,
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    | text      = they couldn't do it, so they kept him frozen, and then they had the Navy Seals go to a house
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    | text      = to get the thawed out dead body, and then they blew up the Navy Seals when they got
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    | text      = on the helicopter, so that it wouldn't actually get out, and then two weeks later, I talked
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    | text      = to one of the Navy Seals, whose buddy died in Seal Team 6, here in Austin, I talked to
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    | text      = them, remember, 23 of them blew up on the helicopter in Afghanistan, they then blew
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    | text      = up the guys, so they couldn't tell the truth, and now it turns out no one saw the body thrown
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    | text      = off the aircraft carrier.
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    | text      = But who's going to all this trouble?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They fired everybody on the aircraft carrier.
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    | text      = And how are they- and what about this guy who was in the military, who just said he's
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = the guy who put the bullet in Bin Laden's head, and he's saying that he can't even get
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    | text      = any kind of help in terms of, you know, assistance or money from the government, he can't find
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    | text      = a job, I mean, he seems pretty legitimate, he put a bullet-
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    | text      = Now, it's all part of a psy-op, so it's believable, so you feel sorry for him.
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    | text      = Ah, it's all part of a psy-op to make us feel sorry for him, so it's believable.
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    | text      = That tracks.
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    | text      = Yeah, so they had Bin Laden frozen, right?
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    | text      = So hold on, hold on.
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    | text      = Okay!
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    | text      = Let me say my piece.
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    | text      = I'm hell- I'm being held on!
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    | text      = Cronkite.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = Teresa Heinz Carey.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = Naturally.
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    | text      = Margaret Thatcher.
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    | text      = But, I mean, no, Albright.
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    | text      = Albright, sorry.
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    | text      = Not Thatcher.
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    | text      = Excuse me.
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    | text      = I think Thatcher's dead by this point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Maybe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Maybe she's frozen.
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    | text      = Who knows?
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    | text      = Could be!
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    | text      = That's what I- that's where my problems start.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So they all say, hey man, Pecanik's right, don't bring out Bin Laden's dead body to help
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    | text      = you get re-elected.
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    | text      = It was a very weird thing for them to say to Bush through the news.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I mean, we've-
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    | text      = We could've sent a letter.
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    | text      = We've seen a little bit of what this is based on already in our 2004 episodes.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It's all nonsense.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = But it's a very interesting, like, compelling kind of conspiracy if you don't have any basis
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    | text      = for understanding of what Alex is talking about.
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    | text      = Right, right, right.
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    | text      = If this is all just being spat at you wholesale, like, why would he say all this stuff if it's
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    | text      = not real?
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    | text      = Why would he?
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    | text      = There's so many specifics and so many details.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Theresa Hines Kerry told Bush not to do it.
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    | text      = So then, so then, they had him frozen, they put him in that house, thawed him out, then
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    | timestamp = 00:45:10.159
    | text      = the Marines came, SEAL Team 6 came and got him.
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    | text      = Blew up that helicopter.
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    | text      = Had to kill all of the elite SEAL team in order to make sure that they didn't talk about
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    | text      = how they just went to get a frozen body.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:45:19.159
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And Alex knows this from talking to somebody who I assume is Tonto.
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    | text      = Tonto Speranto.
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    | text      = Something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:24.880
    | text      = Something along those lines.
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    | timestamp = 00:45:25.880
    | text      = Ah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:26.880
    | text      = Here's my problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:27.880
    | text      = How could, how could you have a problem?
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    | text      = Once you, now the rest of us make sense.
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Once you, this is the only problem I have, everything else makes perfect sense.
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    | timestamp = 00:45:36.840
    | text      = Once you've got Osama Bin Laden frozen.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 00:45:40.199
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You're keeping him someplace.
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    | text      = Now, I cannot help but think that if you've already got an Osama Bin Laden frozen, you've
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    | text      = got a frozen people playbook.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Which means you've done this before.
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    | text      = Which means I wonder who else is in that frozen meat locker and then I think to myself, once
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:45:59.480
    | text      = you've got two or three plus famous people, frozen, frozen corpses in your meat locker,
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    | timestamp = 00:46:05.639
    | text      = right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:06.639
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:07.639
    | text      = Maybe you want another one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:08.699
    | text      = Maybe you start collecting frozen famous people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:11.480
    | text      = Now let me, let me flip this on you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:13.239
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:14.239
    | text      = What if it is the first time?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:16.440
    | text      = What if.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:17.440
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:18.440
    | text      = Bin Laden died and someone's like, ah, I might be able to use this later.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:21.639
    | text      = Freeze this asshole real quick.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:23.400
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:24.400
    | text      = This could be useful.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:25.519
    | text      = What if he had, what if it was a weekend at Bernie's but in reverse wherein he was pretending
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:33.079
    | text      = to be, no, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:46:34.079
    | text      = That's a weekend at Bernie's too.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:35.559
    | text      = No, he was, he was pretending to be dead and had people act like he was dead, making him
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:42.960
    | text      = pretend to be alive while he was, eh, no, he was frozen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:47.079
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:48.079
    | text      = The freezing is really a difficult thing to get around.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:49.960
    | text      = The freezing is difficult to get around.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:50.960
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:51.960
    | text      = So he was frozen for like a decade then basically, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:54.360
    | text      = How long can you freeze a person for?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:56.360
    | text      = Ask Walt Disney.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:57.360
    | text      = That's what I want to know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:58.360
    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:59.360
    | text      = Yeah, exactly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:00.360
    | text      = What kind of freezing are we doing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:01.360
    | text      = Do we have, are we talking full cryogenic freezing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:03.639
    | text      = I think this is just my assessment.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:06.920
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:07.920
    | text      = If this is true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:08.920
    | text      = Oh, if, if.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:10.519
    | text      = Big if.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:11.519
    | text      = Big if.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:12.519
    | text      = If you're keeping Bin Laden frozen for a decade.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:16.119
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:17.119
    | text      = That's going to be, someone's going to talk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:20.079
    | text      = There's a number of people who are going to need to be involved in terms of maintaining
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:24.360
    | text      = the cryogenic pod or whatever the fuck.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:28.320
    | text      = It would, it would be, there would be a number of people involved in this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:47:31.320
    | text      = Uh, I, I find it difficult to believe that there wouldn't be like some kind of talking,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:36.579
    | text      = but then again, you talk, you get frozen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:38.719
    | text      = See, well now I get what you're saying there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:41.239
    | text      = Here's why, here's what I would, here's my way that this breaks down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:45.679
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:46.679
    | text      = This is the smart thing you do if you've got Osama Bin Laden frozen, keep them in a place,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:51.199
    | text      = hide them forest for the trees kind of thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:53.000
    | text      = You know, very small, very middle of nowhere.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:57.039
    | text      = Hide them out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:58.039
    | text      = You know, who's looking for, yeah, who's looking for Osama Bin Laden.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:00.039
    | text      = That house that he was in, it was probably a cryo facility.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:02.519
    | text      = Might as well put it there.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Problem is you got at least one person in there every now and again checking to see
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    | text      = if the power's on.
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    | text      = Sooner or later they are out on a date going a little bit hard.
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    | text      = Probably the only interesting thing they've got is like, you want to see Osama?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And then all of a sudden the whole-
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    | text      = You want to see a frozen terrorist?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You want to see a frozen terrorist?
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    | text      = And then the whole thing falls apart.
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    | text      = Look, I just don't have any game.
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    | text      = I can't impress ladies on dates.
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    | text      = That's why conspiracies never work.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = A lack of game.
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    | text      = Someone's too thirsty and is bombing on a date and-
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    | text      = You know, if we think too hard on it, that might come up more true than I want.
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    | text      = So the topic of abortion comes up and this is just kind of incoherent.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Are you for abortion?
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    | text      = I'm for it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, there's so many unwanted children in the world.
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    | text      = I know you were crying the other night about children and you were-
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    | text      = What was that?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah, what was that by the way?
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    | text      = But-
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    | text      = What happened to those children?
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    | text      = But seriously, Alex-
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    | text      = What are we talking about?
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    | text      = Who was crying for children?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = In 2011.
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    | text      = What are you talking about?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I heard a tape.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We played a tape of you crying over some children.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't know what the hell was going on.
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    | text      = Well, I have actually actually cried for real sometimes, but listen, here's the issue.
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    | text      = On the issue of gay marriage, it should be a state issue, as Ron Paul has said, and the
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = state shouldn't even be involved, period.
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    | text      = And on the issue of abortion, they carry out abortion for population reduction.
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    | text      = And again, I'm going to say it, Margaret Sanger, you can pull up her writings, University Writing
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    | text      = scans the letters in the National Archive, where she said, we're going to oppose as liberals,
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    | text      = show that blacks trust us, we're going to hire black doctors and preachers to sell them
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    | text      = on a welfare state to take over the black community and break up their families so we
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    | text      = can abort them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And they abort fully 52% of blacks since Roe v. Wade in this country.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So again, again, we're talking about blacks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So you're against abortion or you're for it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm stating, I'm asking people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Okay, I can hear the argument of, well, it's a woman's right or she got raped or whatever
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = her first trimester.
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    | text      = I'm saying there's too many people on the planet who are unwanted and unloved.
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    | text      = I'm against abortion because those are humans and they're even aborting people, Howard,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = up to up to nine months, maybe nine years.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm for nine years.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I got so many unloved, unwanted children.
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    | text      = And by the way, most people who are for, you know, the abolition of abortion, they don't
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = give to charity and they don't sit there and take these children and not adopting these
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = are not adopting these children.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They just want more children.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's a nightmare.
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    | text      = Let me ask you this, though.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Let me ask you this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Because once the children get here, who's taking care of them?
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    | timestamp = 00:50:33.719
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:34.719
    | text      = Patrick's last year called for killing kids up to age three.
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    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:39.719
    | text      = No, no, no, I'm not going to do it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We have people who do that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, I'm for abortion.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm not for three year olds being killed, I'm for abortion.
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    | text      = So you see, there's an interesting way that Alex is trying to dodge the question of like
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = his support of abortion or, you know, obviously opposition in this case.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And Howard keeps interjecting things that kind of force him to say, I'm against it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You know, he's, he's trying to obfuscate and dodge around and be like, I can see these
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = arguments for blah, blah, blah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And because of the way that Howard interviews, it forces Alex to just directly say, I'm opposed
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    | text      = to this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, there is, there is an element of anybody else saying and talking to Alex this way would
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = have seen a blow up, would have seen a storm out, seen any number of reactions.
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    | text      = But the only reason that Howard can get away with this is because Alex is a star fucker
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and Howard's a star.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's desperate for Howard to see him as cool.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's what it, yeah, exactly.
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    | text      = You know, it is, it is, that's why he's fine talking about how like he was fucking as a
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    | text      = kid and stuff because he knows that'll impress Howard.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Howard's a really sexual dude.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And so like him being like, I fucked hot 15 year olds when I was 12, like that's going
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to impress Howard.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And so he's fine with that.
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    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:01.440
    | text      = So here's the strategy for dealing with Alex and his ilk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:52:04.519
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:05.519
    | text      = Shock jocks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:06.519
    | text      = We need to get famous people to bully him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:10.119
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm, I mean, let's throw this out there.
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    | timestamp = 00:52:13.679
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:14.679
    | text      = It has to be the right kind of famous person.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:15.800
    | text      = Chris Hemsworth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:16.800
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:17.800
    | text      = It's not going to be a Chris Hemsworth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:18.800
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:19.800
    | text      = Who's it gotta be?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:20.800
    | text      = Yeah, it is going to have to be somebody like Rogan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:22.960
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:23.960
    | text      = Rogan's perfectly situated actually to be that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:25.599
    | text      = Is Clint Eastwood still alive?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:28.440
    | text      = He's frozen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:29.440
    | text      = I have no idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:32.440
    | text      = I bet he could bully Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:34.360
    | text      = This could be a Mandela effect.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:35.360
    | text      = He might've died 10 years ago or he's still alive.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:39.420
    | text      = No idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:40.420
    | text      = These are very possible things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:41.420
    | text      = He might've won an Oscar last year.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:42.719
    | text      = I have no idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:43.719
    | text      = Also very possible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:45.400
    | text      = So Alex, there's a couple things like he just seems refusing to answer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:52.199
    | text      = One was that acid thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:53.880
    | text      = Another question that comes up in a clip that I didn't include was whether or not he's had
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:57.119
    | text      = sex with a black woman before.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:58.639
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:59.639
    | text      = Seems to not want to answer that question.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:00.639
    | text      = That's such a very strange question to not want to answer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:03.639
    | text      = I mean, it's a weird question to ask and it's a strange question to not want to answer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:07.039
    | text      = It's not a weird question to ask in Howard's show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:09.159
    | text      = No, in Howard's world.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:10.159
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:11.159
    | text      = Totally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:12.159
    | text      = It's very well within the topics of conversation that come up on this shock jock.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:15.159
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:16.159
    | text      = Shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:17.159
    | text      = So whatever the case is, whatever's behind that, he also doesn't want to really talk
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:21.519
    | text      = about aliens.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:22.519
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:23.519
    | text      = We have this guy Riley on it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:24.519
    | text      = You know, he believes in aliens.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:25.880
    | text      = Do you believe in aliens?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:26.880
    | text      = Do you believe that there is life on other planets?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:28.920
    | text      = Howard, I need a raise.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:30.639
    | text      = I can't hear his voice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:31.639
    | text      = Can you hear a clip of him?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:34.440
    | text      = I could actually imitate him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:35.760
    | text      = Can I hear one?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:36.760
    | text      = Look at him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:37.760
    | text      = Look at him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:38.760
    | text      = Wait a second.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:39.760
    | text      = Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:40.760
    | text      = It's all too easy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:41.760
    | text      = Do you believe in aliens?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:43.400
    | text      = Do you believe alien life forms were here?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:45.760
    | text      = When I left you, I was with the learner.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:48.079
    | text      = Now I am the master.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:49.719
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:50.719
    | text      = Take a beer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:51.719
    | text      = Hey, was your father a dentist?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:53.719
    | text      = Alex, he is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:55.440
    | text      = Is he proud of what you're doing, or does he think you're nuts?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:58.519
    | text      = My father, who's been well read and in history, he said, yeah, you're right about a lot of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:04.639
    | text      = this, but our government's not that bad, and it's going to be okay, and things will work
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:07.880
    | text      = out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:08.880
    | text      = And that was him 17 years ago, and now he's like, oh my God, it's all real.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:12.280
    | text      = It's horrible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:13.280
    | text      = It's really got him free.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:14.280
    | text      = He's less trusting now.
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    | text      = But Alex, are you really getting anything done?
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    | text      = I just want to, listen, it doesn't mean I have all the answers.
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    | text      = I just want to get people thinking.
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    | text      = Yeah, man, I'm just a conversation starter.
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    | text      = So that doesn't sound anything like his dad based on his other tellings of the story of
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    | text      = his dad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The smartest boy in Texas, running away from the out of control evil government, then gets
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to around, I don't know, mid 30s, and he's like, eh, they're fine.
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    | text      = Everything's pretty great.
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    | text      = You know what?
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    | text      = I have a lot of faith.
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    | text      = I have this.
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    | text      = Our government is going to be pretty good.
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    | text      = And then he gets radicalized by his crazy son.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Mid 60s, everybody's going to die.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't believe any of this.
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    | text      = Nope.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But you see, there's such an interesting dynamic that's going on in that clip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And that is that Howard's asking this question that Alex doesn't want to answer.
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    | text      = And so Alex starts deflecting with doing these voices, doing Darth Vader, James Earl Jones
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    | text      = shit.
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    | text      = And then Howard recognizes that and asks him an incredibly confrontational question, which
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    | text      = is, is your dad proud of you?
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    | text      = That is such an interesting roller coaster of how this interview is playing out.
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    | text      = I get the sense that Howard is probably not super thrilled with the way that Alex is deflecting
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    | text      = from the question and he's trying to jostle him back into the interview from the weird
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    | text      = voices and shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Sure, sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's trying to take away that performance element that Alex is doing in order to take
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    | text      = over the interview.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Right, right, right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Power struggle shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I kind of got more the vibe from Alex that he just really wanted to do something good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You know, he wanted to show off his little...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's got a good voice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = There might be some voice bookers who are listening.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = For all the deflecting that he was doing in the earlier questions.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And I do think that he was deflecting to do this.
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    | text      = In this case, I truly believe that the inspiration for it is, God, I want to show off my James
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    | text      = Earl Jones voice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And I'll tell you why I believe that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I know that feeling, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I know that feeling.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think it can be both.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's what I'm saying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is deflecting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But the heart of it is, I want somebody to tell me I'm a good boy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's deflecting, but it's also, this is an opportunity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So Alex's dad, he characterized him in that last clip a little bit weirdly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = In ways that I don't think match up with other stories that he's told of his dad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Totally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And so this also does not match with the characterization that we know of Alex's dad's role in his career.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I was working my way through school and college.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Wasn't getting a lot of help from my parents just so I wanted to work on my own.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You thought as a dentist that he didn't help you out for college?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He helped me out a little bit, but not much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What is up with that?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's awfully cruel.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Listen, I went into sales right away out of high school.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = See, I mean, I was making good grades in college, but I was successful because I was a college
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = college student.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But the old man could have helped you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You know, he's got a, he's got a pretty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And he was only going to community college.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I mean, it's not that expensive.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I mean.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = My dad did buy me a green Mustang on graduation.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All of them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:14.719
    | text      = Well, that's more important.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, that's something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And he also bought an ad on your radio show that was what got you a radio show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:20.440
    | text      = It's dental practice, bought an advertising time to justify you having a show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Like this is ridiculous.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I was all made mad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = My dad didn't do shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Every time I have heard a self-made man's story, every single one of them, but that's
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = because they're kind of born.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The self-made man's story is born because of its non-existence, you know, like the fact
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = that you have to justify living in a place where you're so much more successful than
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = other people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You can't just be like, well, this is the vagaries of life.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You have to be like, I've earned this behavior.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Otherwise I have to accept that I'm not really, there's no difference between me and everybody
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    | text      = else.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And this is all random, you know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:02.599
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So it's better to have the bootstrap story than be like, everything is chaos.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Nothing matters.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:07.920
    | text      = Everybody's going to go insane every moment now, you know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:10.559
    | text      = I'd like to see you and Howard discuss that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think I just, I find it fascinating the way that everything is so different with his
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = family now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Or in just different environments.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like on his show, he would talk about how like his family is in all of these high level
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = intelligence shit and they told him that the globalists are the bad news, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:33.639
    | text      = They're bad news.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = My uncle was involved in Iran Contra and like, where's all this stuff in this interview?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Furthermore, isn't that a sort of, isn't that a sort of help from your family, you know,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:45.139
    | text      = getting so much of this information solely through, well, yeah, obviously, obviously.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = In universe it's a huge help.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:53.639
    | text      = In universe is a good way of putting it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:55.440
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:56.440
    | text      = So throughout this interview, I don't, I think Howard's been humoring Alex quite a bit, but
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I really get the sense that he's just, just thinks that this is entertainment.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:04.719
    | text      = One concern I have is when people just stir and stir and stir controversy, it really doesn't
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:59:11.039
    | text      = do anything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:12.039
    | text      = And if you really are serious about this stuff, you have to do something about it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:16.880
    | text      = He's doing a radio show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:17.880
    | text      = He's got to keep going.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:18.880
    | text      = So you believe he's just entertaining.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:21.760
    | text      = I believe Alex believes what he believes in, but I think he also has the pressure of being
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = an entertainer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:26.400
    | text      = And he has to keep coming up with, that's not my point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:28.760
    | text      = If it's true what he's saying, he's entertaining.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:30.840
    | text      = How would anyone know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:31.840
    | text      = It's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:32.840
    | text      = He claims, he claims that he's researching, you know what, whatever I, Alex, let's take
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:41.019
    | text      = a couple of phone calls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:59:42.719
    | text      = I loved that to his face.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:44.119
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:45.119
    | text      = To his face is great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:46.119
    | text      = He claims he's researching, whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:59:48.239
    | text      = I like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:49.599
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:50.599
    | text      = I like a lot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:51.599
    | text      = I like that opportunity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:52.599
    | text      = And they're referring to him as he and talking about him while he's there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:55.480
    | text      = Oh, I know, to his face while he's there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:57.760
    | text      = I think he's an entertainer and he just has to come up with stuff to be in there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:01.760
    | text      = He's got the, hey, Robin, aside, while that person's there, and this is the fucking radio.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:09.360
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:10.360
    | text      = I think he's a showman just trying to fuck with people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:13.519
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:14.519
    | text      = I mean, it's better than saying he's a fat lying piece of shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:16.880
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:17.880
    | text      = And at this point too, there was not nearly the awareness of the damages and the danger
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:23.440
    | text      = that someone like Alex poses.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:25.280
    | text      = So there is a freedom that Howard feels and being able to just engage into this is like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:31.480
    | text      = ah, he's a fucking, he's a joke weirdo saying all this nonsense on the radio for entertainment
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:36.559
    | text      = and I'm amused by it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:39.199
    | text      = I enjoy watching him dance for me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:41.559
    | text      = Yeah, that is pretty much it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:43.719
    | text      = I don't think there's any way that Howard Stern is going to be taken in by Alex Jones.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:49.280
    | text      = I think his instincts are a little sharper than that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:52.880
    | text      = I don't think you get to where Howard is the way you do without being able to read through
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:57.679
    | text      = some bullshit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:58.679
    | text      = Oh my God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:59.679
    | text      = Tell me all about this Dr. Steve Perchetta character.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:01.679
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:02.679
    | text      = He claims he's researching him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:04.280
    | text      = Yeah, whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:05.280
    | text      = Whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:06.280
    | text      = Fuck off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:07.280
    | text      = And I think that part of that is the show biz instincts that Howard has that it's like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:12.119
    | text      = you can tell that Alex is putting on a show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:14.920
    | text      = He's seen enough of Alex's clips and things to have an awareness of like they were talking
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:21.000
    | text      = about it earlier.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:22.000
    | text      = Like him crying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:23.000
    | text      = And so like he's seen these things and he knows like, all right, this guy, this guy's
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    | text      = putting on an act.
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    | text      = Howard's somebody who's negotiated some of his own contracts.
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    | text      = He's seeing through bullshit.
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    | text      = And part of the bullshit that he's seeing through is that Alex has done all this research.
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    | text      = Yeah, totally.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And I find that interesting.
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    | text      = So they play that clip of Alex crying, of course, to see what his thoughts are about
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    | text      = it.
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    | text      = All right, here it is.
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    | text      = This is you crying, Alex.
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    | text      = Here you go.
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    | text      = And then last night, God just showed me so much and I couldn't even talk.
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    | text      = And I do not even feel worthy to be here bringing you this information.
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    | text      = And it just absolutely brought me to a place I've never been to, you know, where God just
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    | text      = really says, you want to see the evil?
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    | text      = Here it is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Feel it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = To feel what the children are feeling, God almighty.
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    | text      = Alex, performance or real crime?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, totally real.
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    | text      = Totally real.
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    | text      = I have, listen, listen.
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    | text      = You know that Fleetwood Mac song?
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Yeah, here comes the crystal of visions.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I made my visions to myself.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Yeah, I mean, Howard, you ever had a vision?
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    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, I have visions all the time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It involved a threesome.
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    | text      = Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You have visions all the time?
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    | text      = What is your vision, Alex?
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    | text      = What's the last one you got?
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    | text      = What is your vision, Alex, what's the last one you had?
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    | text      = Well, I mean, no, what is a vision?
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    | text      = No, just incredible.
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    | text      = Don't say that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = A hundred times a hundred where you have amazing understanding, but also things open up and
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = it's called discernment.
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    | text      = And then you, when you can actually study history and evil and also look into the spirit
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:55.099
    | text      = of evil and then look into what the spirit of evil is doing, that is a vision and an
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    | text      = understanding of the globalist and the snuffiness.
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    | text      = That happened to be on ayahuasca.
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    | text      = That's right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That happened to Robin.
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    | text      = I don't need to take ayahuasca to go to that place, but go ahead.
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    | text      = I got to tell you, Alex, I've learned a lot this morning.
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    | text      = I do have to wrap things up because, you know, we do take breaks, but I got to tell you.
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    | text      = Do you go to one of those big mega churches?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No, no, I don't go to church.
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    | text      = You don't?
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    | text      = Establishment BS.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:03:23.719
    | text      = Establishment BS?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I go to a white identity preacher Tex Mars's place and hang out with him while he talks
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    | text      = about how evil the Jews are and how minorities are ruining America.
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    | text      = That's my religion.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Fuck it, asshole.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 01:03:38.480
    | text      = What was it?
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    | text      = Wherever two or more of you gather in my name to shit all over non-white people, so I am
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    | text      = there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'll see you there, Tex.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So I feel no better in terms of my awareness of what his visions are from that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It seemed like just a bunch of words being rattled off.
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    | text      = Comedically.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I appreciate a good, while the crying is still going on in the background, I like a good
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = totally real, immediately followed by, that was the fakest possible crying sound.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Totally real.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The whole thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Totally real.
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    | text      = Immediately after totally real.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:17.760
    | text      = Totally real.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = At that point, you're like, maybe he's building up to something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:20.380
    | text      = And then the first sob goes, yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I pray that I never find myself in a situation where someone plays a video of me crying and
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = has to ask, real or fake?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:33.239
    | text      = Is this an act or is this real?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because I think I would have made a couple of mistakes along the way to get to that point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, you know, like, I guess if I was acting, and they were like, oh, is that fake?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh, like in a scene?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, that's about as close as it gets.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But even then, so is Alex, which is the problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Totally different conversation.
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    | text      = If you are in the Avengers Endgame or something, and you have a crying scene, which I assume
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    | text      = they did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:01.099
    | text      = Because a lot of people died, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:02.099
    | text      = Half the world?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Do they cry in the Avengers?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I feel like somebody must have.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Eh, probably.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So you ask the actor, real tears or fake?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:09.239
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:10.239
    | text      = Did you get eye drops?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:11.239
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:12.239
    | text      = Fine conversation.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:13.239
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:14.239
    | text      = Alex, you're crying about the children on air.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Where on the level of fake tear are we?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:18.360
    | text      = Are we at like Saline solution fake tears?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Or are we at Alex Jones complaining about what happens to children fake tears?
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    | text      = Based on what he described his visions as, it seems like that could just be like you
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:32.280
    | text      = read something in a book, and then you had a thought about it.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's not a vision.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:37.599
    | text      = I mean, is it possible?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:39.480
    | text      = Is it possible that Alex Jones only infrequently experiences the idea of images within your
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:45.960
    | text      = mind in response to a stimulus?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:48.719
    | text      = You know, like when he reads, he doesn't imagine what is going on in the book.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:05:53.119
    | text      = He's just reading.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:54.119
    | text      = I find that difficult because he imagines so much else.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:57.400
    | text      = He imagines detectives trying to murder him when he goes to New York.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:01.559
    | text      = That is a good point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:06:02.559
    | text      = Hmm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:03.559
    | text      = Anyway, we have one last clip and Alex talks about his anti-vex conspiracy and boy, it's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:09.480
    | text      = different in 2013.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:10.480
    | text      = Oh God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:11.480
    | text      = Let me just take one chilling point as we leave here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:14.719
    | text      = In literally hundreds of white papers by MIT and others, and you want this, I'll send it
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:18.320
    | text      = to you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:19.320
    | text      = I'm not kidding.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:20.320
    | text      = What they say they're going to do is they're going to in vaccines inject us with what they
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:24.440
    | text      = call an anti-stress or anti-drug use vaccine, but I'm going to tell you, and if you look
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:31.280
    | text      = this up, they go, a new vaccine, this is three years ago, is going to cure, and this is where
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:35.559
    | text      = it's all going, is going to cure stress, but they're not really vaccines.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:39.440
    | text      = They're genetically engineered nanotech viruses that go in and eat selective ganglia and neuron
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:46.219
    | text      = clusters in the cerebral cortex and other areas, which are a selective lobotomy where
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:52.260
    | text      = you will be a biological Android and we have evidence that are already testing this on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:56.719
    | text      = the military and others.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:58.599
    | text      = So soon, if we don't turn this around, the plan, you're hearing the ultimate secret here
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:03.119
    | text      = is to add to flu vaccines and other things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:05.519
    | text      = Did you take the flu vaccine?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:07.639
    | text      = Absolutely not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:08.920
    | text      = You would never take it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:09.920
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:10.920
    | text      = Do you get your kids vaccinated?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:11.920
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:12.920
    | text      = Never had any.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:13.920
    | text      = No vaccines whatsoever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:14.920
    | text      = And after spreading the flu, it actually doubles your chances of getting the flu to get the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:18.000
    | text      = flu vaccine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:19.000
    | text      = Did you give your kids the polio vaccine?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:20.639
    | text      = None of it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:21.639
    | text      = None.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:22.639
    | text      = None.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:23.639
    | text      = So why wouldn't they just put that in the COVID vaccine?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:25.280
    | text      = Right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:26.280
    | text      = I mean, he said they're going to add it to the flu vaccine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:29.360
    | text      = So why did he just drop this entire thread?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:32.000
    | text      = This is supposed to be the big plan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:34.000
    | text      = This is what the globalists are up to a decade ago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:36.440
    | text      = Did they just drop this?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:37.920
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:38.920
    | text      = I guess they did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:39.920
    | text      = I guess Alex just lost his interest in this conspiracy, or maybe it was more profitable
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:44.239
    | text      = to go other directions.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:45.480
    | text      = Hashtag Alex Jones was forgot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:48.239
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:49.239
    | text      = Alex Jones lost the thread.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:51.719
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:53.119
    | text      = I find that to be just annoying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:57.119
    | text      = It is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:58.199
    | text      = It is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:59.559
    | text      = There's no reason.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:02.039
    | text      = There's no reason to...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:04.719
    | text      = And it's so weird to listen to it through Howard Stern and his reactions to it as well,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:11.000
    | text      = is because it does make sense where we are with all that we've done in the past six years.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:17.359
    | text      = It does make sense to go back, listen to this and go, oh, all you do need to do is go look
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    | timestamp = 01:08:22.739
    | text      = at this asshole and then walk away.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:26.279
    | text      = He's a crazy...
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    | text      = Listen to this shit.
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    | text      = Listen to this shit.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Robin's listening to this shit.
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    | text      = She's like, fuck this shit.
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    | timestamp = 01:08:36.739
    | text      = But he's so much worse.
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    | text      = How is it possible that that is...
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    | text      = So fucking weird.
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    | text      = It's like a little lantern fish with the little thing that sticks up and that's what the rest
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    | text      = of us see.
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    | text      = I think that if Alex had gone on Stern more regularly and been exposed more to Stern's
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    | text      = variety of questioning, I think it would have penetrated some holes in his presentation.
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    | timestamp = 01:09:02.779
    | text      = More than Here's Morgan or The View or anything along those lines.
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    | timestamp = 01:09:06.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Questions like these tears, this reel or performance.
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    | text      = Questions like, yeah, whatever, to the idea of him researching.
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    | text      = I think that Stern would be able to puncture some of Alex's illusion and instead he went
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    | text      = on places regularly like Coast to Coast AM where his bullshit was amplified and people
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = like George Norrie just like, it's all legs.
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    | text      = That kind of level of interviewing and I think that that did a disservice and really...
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    | timestamp = 01:09:38.680
    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = You could have stigmatized Alex a little more if he was on Stern more.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:09:44.800
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Totally.
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    | text      = Well, that's kind of part of why I mean that little lantern fish idea is all that popped
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    | timestamp = 01:09:51.760
    | text      = up into the consciousness was that tiny little, oh look, it's a cute little, that's fun.
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    | text      = And it would have been so easy for just by accident too much to appear and then everybody
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    | text      = goes, ah, and that's the end for him and it just didn't happen.
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    | text      = It's a complicated thing too because I think that you do have an element of humanizing
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:10:14.680
    | text      = Alex and softening his image by way of an interview like this.
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    | timestamp = 01:10:20.319
    | text      = Stern is being like, he's fun, he's interesting.
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    | text      = But I think that when it's in an environment like Rogan, he is inept at pushing back on
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    | text      = the things that Alex says, whereas Stern is more willing to push back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You even hear it in that last clip.
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    | text      = He's pushing back about the vaccines.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:42.619
    | text      = He won't even get your kids vaccinated for polio.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:46.119
    | text      = Isn't that ridiculous?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:47.119
    | text      = Isn't that an inappropriate thing to do?
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    | text      = And Stern is willing to stand by his positions that are different than Alex, that abortion
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    | text      = is right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = People should have access to abortion.
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    | text      = He believes in gay marriage.
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    | text      = These are things that Alex wouldn't be able to walk over him on.
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    | text      = Whereas with Rogan, he has no spine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Man, that is so weird.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is real weird to stop and think about all the people that have come close to Alex and
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = then be like, you know, not many had spines.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:11:19.920
    | text      = Howard Stern won.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:11:22.439
    | text      = Everybody you would expect, zero, unfortunately.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think Stern sucks in a lot of other ways.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think his show is often very difficult to listen to for the constant talk over each
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:11:33.640
    | text      = other.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I find it boring.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But yeah, in terms of an interview style that counters Alex pretty decently, I think this
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    | text      = is one of them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:43.420
    | text      = Like we've already mentioned, I think part of it also relies heavily on the ideal hero
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = worshipping of Stern that Alex clearly has done as a younger man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:11:56.319
    | text      = So I don't know.
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    | timestamp = 01:11:58.020
    | text      = I don't know if this is helpful at all, but I thought it was interesting, the glimpse
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    | timestamp = 01:12:01.920
    | text      = of this.
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    | text      = I particularly think the way that Alex is characterizing his dad being so completely
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    | timestamp = 01:12:06.960
    | text      = off the mark from other places where he talks about him.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:11.039
    | text      = That's fun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:12.039
    | text      = The fantasies of Mike Bloomberg trying to kill him and then him being like, I over blew
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    | timestamp = 01:12:15.239
    | text      = that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:12:16.239
    | text      = It didn't happen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:17.239
    | text      = I made that up in my head.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:18.239
    | text      = I had a flu.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:19.239
    | text      = Oh, by the way, won't get vaccinated.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:21.319
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:22.319
    | text      = Well, because he makes you more likely to get it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:24.319
    | text      = Exactly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:25.319
    | text      = Yeah, because I had the flu.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:26.319
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:27.319
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:28.319
    | text      = Imagine I would have had double flu.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:29.319
    | text      = Then I would have seen so many of Bloomberg's agents.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:31.760
    | text      = Too many.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:32.760
    | text      = Too many.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:33.760
    | text      = So we'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:34.880
    | text      = Maybe Alex will be back in studio.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:36.239
    | text      = Who knows?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:37.239
    | text      = Maybe I'll find something in 2004 worth discussing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:39.399
    | text      = Could be.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:40.399
    | text      = Who knows?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:41.399
    | text      = But for now, we have a website.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:43.720
    | text      = Indeed we do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:44.720
    | text      = It's knowledgefight.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:45.720
    | text      = And alexjonesisanidiot.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:46.720
    | text      = And alexjonesisanidiot.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:47.720
    | text      = And we're also on Twitter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:49.920
    | text      = And we are on Twitter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:50.920
    | text      = It's at knowledge underscore fight.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:52.159
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:53.159
    | text      = We'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:54.159
    | text      = And we've got a sub stack.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:55.159
    | text      = There's a link on alexjonesisanidiot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:56.159
    | text      = I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:57.159
    | text      = I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:58.159
    | text      = I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:59.159
    | text      = I'm Neo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:00.159
    | text      = I'm Leo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:01.159
    | text      = I'm D.C.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:02.159
    | text      = Clark.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:03.159
    | text      = Eventually, one day, your grandchildren will look upon this spot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:06.399
    | text      = And there might be a bit here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:08.399
    | text      = But for now, your progeny will have to tell you through ethereal connections that we have
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:15.960
    | text      = with our ancestors.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:17.319
    | text      = Once you are long dead and gone, whether or not a bit will fill this space, for now, there
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:23.920
    | text      = is nothing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:24.920
    | text      = Woo!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:25.920
    | text      = Yeah!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:26.920
    | text      = Woo!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:27.920
    | text      = Yeah!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:28.920
    | text      = Woo!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:29.920
    | text      = And now, here comes the sex robot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:30.920
    | text      = Andy in Kansas.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:31.920
    | text      = You're on the air.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:32.920
    | text      = Thanks for holding.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:33.920
    | text      = Hello, Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:34.920
    | text      = I'm a first time caller.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:13:35.920
    | text      = I'm a huge fan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:36.920
    | text      = I love your work.
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