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    | title         = [[855: Live At QED In Manchester]]
    | caption       = [https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/855-live-at-qed-in-manchester Listen to this episode on Libsyn]
    | episodeNumber = [[855: Live At QED In Manchester|855]]
    | length        = 01:19:39
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    | text      = Oh my goodness, look at that rabble in America, they own firearms, it's so horrible.
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    | text      = We're already training them with the constant brainwashing and calls to worship Britannia
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    | text      = and to hate our ancestral enemies, the Frenchs, oh the French.
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    | text      = Yes ladies and gentlemen, we are back live and now for all of you Anglophiles out there,
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    | text      = and prepare for the pain.
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    | text      = The funny thing is we're trying to save the dumbed down British people, they are the attack
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    | text      = dogs of the people that are soft killing them, and nothing against England, I mean I got
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    | text      = a lot of English blood myself.
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    | text      = One of my ancestors Gresham invented the stock exchange on record, the British family came
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    | text      = over on the Mayflower, both sides, and the King of England is the sworn enemy of humanity.
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    | text      = He couldn't stand the Queen of England, that's in mainland history books, because she was
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    | text      = a nymphomaniac demanding sex up to 20 times a day.
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    | text      = Oh you didn't know the Queen of England's husband was a Nazi?
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    | text      = You didn't know his cousin, the star of the Bilderberg group was?
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    | text      = If you don't wake up and say no, you deserve to die.
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    | text      = And again folks, I've got extensive British lineage, so did George Washington, and he
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    | text      = absolutely defeated the Transylvanian King.
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    | text      = They're not British, they're not Scottish, they're not Irish, they're not Gaelic, they're
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    | text      = not Viking.
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    | text      = Prince Charles is the heir of Count Dracula.
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    | text      = It's mainstream news.
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    | text      = They act like the Queen doesn't run anything folks, she runs that whole country, she shuts
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    | text      = down roads in England every day randomly to exercise her power.
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    | text      = And everybody loved me doing the English accent.
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    | text      = You don't have a snotty, shut up, do you hear that I have a snot nose?
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    | text      = I am Piers Morgan my dear boy, go ahead now.
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    | text      = I do not breathe through my snoot, my proboscis while I talk to you.
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    | text      = I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.
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    | text      = The show is called 8 out of 10 Cats, and this is how our society is turning into a tyranny.
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    | text      = Everything is now a big joke.
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    | text      = The Queen of England has now joined with the United States and the West, and so the Transylvanian
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    | text      = Queen knows which way the wind is blowing and can see that Trump and America are winning.
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    | text      = Now she's coming in like the deuce-ex, the hero that comes at the last moment when the
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    | text      = main hero is going to lose.
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    | text      = Queen Elizabeth with this action has now become the Han Solo deuce-ex at the moment.
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    | text      = Live from the UK, it's Knowledge Fight.
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    | text      = Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
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    | text      = Knowledgefight.com, it's time to pray.
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    | text      = I have great respect for Knowledge Fight.
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    | text      = I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys saying we are the bad guys.
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    | text      = Knowledge Fight.
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    | text      = Dan and Jordan, Knowledge Fight.
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    | text      = I need, I need money.
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    | text      = Andy and Chansilis, Andy and Schan...
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    | text      = Andy and Schan...
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    | text      = Andy and Chansillis, Andy and...
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    | text      = It's time to pray.
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    | text      = Andy and Chansillis, you're on the air.
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    | text      = Thanks for holding.
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    | text      = Hello Alex, I'm a first name caller, I'm a huge fan.
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    | text      = I love your work.
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    | text      = Knowledge fight.
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    | text      = Knowledgefight.com.
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    | text      = I love you.
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    | text      = And hello Manchester!
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    | text      = And QED!
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    | text      = What is up?
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    | text      = Hey, I'm Dan.
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    | text      = I'm Jordan!
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    | text      = We're a couple of dudes who like to sit around, miss my cat Selene, and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
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    | text      = Oh indeed we are, Dan.
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    | text      = Jordan?
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    | text      = Dan!
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    | text      = Jordan!
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    | text      = I have a quick question for you.
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    | text      = What's up?
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    | text      = What's your bright spot today, buddy?
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    | text      = Why don't you go first?
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    | text      = My bright spot is DJ Danerkey.
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    | text      = We do not deserve him.
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    | text      = Yeah, he um...
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    | text      = We do not deserve...
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    | text      = He has made, just to let everybody know, he has made different versions of the theme song for each one of our shows.
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    | text      = Listen...
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    | text      = And we don't deserve that.
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    | text      = We just don't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Danerkey is the best in the world, but they're not that different.
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    | text      = Like one of them mentioned Scotland.
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    | text      = Alright, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Let's undercut DJ Danerkey right out the gate.
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    | text      = He heard that there were some people who said that the theme song wasn't long enough, and he took that to heart, and here we are.
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    | text      = Three minutes.
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    | text      = Yeah, you know what, a lot of people press the plus 30 button.
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    | text      = Yeah, good luck.
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    | text      = And you only have to do that twice, right?
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    | text      = Normally.
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    | text      = You're gonna have to do it a lot now.
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    | text      = It's gonna be a long time pressing that button.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Carpal tunnel.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Clicking the go forward just to get through the theme song.
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    | text      = But no, real talk.
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    | text      = Great job, Danerkey.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Big ups.
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    | text      = Incredible.
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    | text      = What's your bright spot, buddy?
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    | text      = My bright spot is, you know, we're living out in the UK on this trip, and it's the land of novelty candy.
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    | text      = Or at least to me.
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    | text      = I guess it's normal to you all.
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    | text      = And it's great.
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    | text      = I've been having some great Haribo varieties that I have not been able to get in the US.
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    | text      = I've been enjoying a lot of Maltesers and...
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    | text      = What's that?
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    | text      = The crunchy...
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    | text      = The rocks?
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    | text      = The crunchies?
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    | text      = The rocks?
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    | text      = That honeycomb candy, the little rocks.
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    | text      = The crunchies, the rocks.
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    | text      = The crunchies, the rocks.
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    | text      = The crunchies, the rocks.
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    | text      = That's like screaming.
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    | text      = That's like taking it into a bed itself.
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    | text      = Something that somebody would lament.
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    | text      = It was the crunchies.
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    | text      = It was the rocks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The end of the movie is me banging on a hospital door.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Let me out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The crunchies.
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    | text      = I'm just gonna say that in regular.
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    | text      = Ah, the crunchies.
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    | text      = The rocks.
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    | text      = Oh god, the crunchies.
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    | text      = It's almost like a call and response.
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    | text      = The rocks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The rocks.
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    | text      = I think jelly babies can go fly a kite though.
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    | text      = I'm not a fan.
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    | text      = Whoa.
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    | text      = Whoa.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Controversy.
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    | text      = Out the gate controversial.
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    | text      = Lost.
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    | text      = Big takes.
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    | text      = Lost the audience.
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    | text      = Big takes coming from Dan.
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    | text      = I am not a fan.
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    | text      = I don't like...
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    | text      = They're in the shape of babies.
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    | text      = That's weird.
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    | text      = I expect them to factor heavily into satanic conspiracy in the not-too-distant future.
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    | text      = Do you guys have sour pops kids?
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    | text      = We do.
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    | text      = They're kids, not babies.
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    | text      = There's a massive difference between that.
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    | text      = They've had a chance to live a little bit.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = In an atheist convention, where else are you gonna eat babies?
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    | text      = That's a good point.
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    | text      = That's a good point.
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    | text      = Yeah, so I'm enjoying a lot of the candy and I think I'm gonna have some real trouble because
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    | text      = I have eventually...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm gonna have to come down off this cloud.
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    | text      = Eventually I'm gonna have to go back to the US and I'm gonna have just our candy.
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    | text      = I got into Manchester and immediately saw the sign that said American candy on a shop
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    | text      = and I got furious because I'm like, I did not fly across the Atlantic for American candy.
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    | text      = And then it comes...
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    | text      = Does everyone know this?
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    | text      = Someone told me it's a well-known fact that that's like a tax shelter.
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    | text      = How the fuck does everybody know this?
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    | text      = Or that nothing is done about it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Corruption, man!
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    | text      = It goes all the way to the top!
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    | text      = And that is what our episode is about today.
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    | text      = American candy.
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    | text      = Candy corruption on a stock.
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    | text      = Willy Wonka's going down.
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    | text      = Yeah, so Jordan, today we have an episode to go over.
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    | text      = Interesting.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = We are gonna be talking about August 24th, 2009.
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    | text      = What happened in 2009 again?
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    | timestamp = 00:07:31.399
    | text      = I was about to ask you that.
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    | timestamp = 00:07:33.399
    | text      = That's a good question.
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    | text      = It's a fun game to see if you have any idea why that might be the date that we chose.
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    | text      = August 26th, 2009.
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    | text      = Nope.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:42.399
    | text      = All right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:43.399
    | text      = 24th.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:44.399
    | text      = August 24th, 2008.
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    | timestamp = 00:07:45.399
    | text      = Not sure it would make...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:47.399
    | text      = What day is it?
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    | text      = 2009.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:49.399
    | text      = 2009.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:50.399
    | text      = What was going on?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:51.399
    | text      = The year is August 24th.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The day, 2009.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:53.399
    | text      = I was maybe, let's see, I was like 22 at the time.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:07:59.399
    | text      = Happy birthday.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:00.399
    | text      = So I was drinking.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:02.399
    | text      = Yep.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:03.399
    | text      = That's what happened on August 24th, 2009.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's not what this was about.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:08.399
    | text      = Oh, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:09.399
    | text      = What is it about?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So at first glance, this might seem like a really strange date to choose.
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    | text      = Somewhat random.
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    | text      = But August 24th, 2009 was the 50th anniversary of possibly a momentous day in history.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:21.399
    | text      = That was the day that the Guardian took on the name that we know it by today, which is
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    | timestamp = 00:08:25.600
    | text      = the Guardian.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh.
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    | text      = I thought you were going to say a different name.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The fucking Guardian.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:08:34.279
    | text      = So that paper was founded in 1821, largely as a response to the aftermath of the Peter
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:39.299
    | text      = Lew massacre.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:40.639
    | text      = The economy was in shambles and people felt politically disenfranchised, demanding changes
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:44.460
    | text      = to parliament to reflect their needs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The damages or the demands they had were things like, we should be able to vote, which was
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    | text      = pretty radical at that time in the 1820s.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It still is, honestly, in the United States at least.
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    | text      = On August 16th, 1819, a large gathering took place here in Manchester where one of the
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    | text      = speakers was a somewhat famous working class radical named Henry Hunt, who would go on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = to later years to be elected to parliament, where he was actually the first person in
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:10.200
    | text      = that body to ever propose letting women vote.
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    | text      = He was killed shortly after.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Ripped limb from limb.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:18.840
    | text      = But he did that stuff in government in the 1830s, and he had some bad times to get through
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = first.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:25.000
    | text      = Hunt was a particular target of the authorities because he believed that getting large groups
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:29.639
    | text      = of people together and collectively making a demand was a politically useful tactic.
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    | text      = So when he was set to speak at this 1819 rally, the magistrates in town were concerned that
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    | text      = it would spark a riot.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The conditions that normal people were living in were desperate and Hunt was a notoriously
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:44.299
    | text      = good speaker, so this was a potential powder keg.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:48.259
    | text      = The authorities ultimately made a very bad decision and set about trying to arrest Hunt
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:52.039
    | text      = while he was on stage.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:09:56.320
    | text      = This was a crowd estimated to be at least around 50,000 people, and Hunt showed up at
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    | text      = about 1pm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:02.360
    | text      = The magistrates were watching from a nearby building, and when he got such a huge response
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:06.279
    | text      = when he took the stage, they realized that they should probably do something, they gotta
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    | text      = act.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:11.639
    | text      = The crowd was so large and packed in that they decided that they needed to send in a
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:14.379
    | text      = fucking cavalry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:16.600
    | text      = So they sent for horsemen, and in their rush to get to the site of the rally, one cop knocked
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:20.919
    | text      = over a lady named Ann Fildes, who was carrying her two year old son in her arms.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:25.220
    | text      = She survived, but the young kid William died.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:27.480
    | text      = What, a cop murdered somebody?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:29.720
    | text      = First casualty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:30.720
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:31.720
    | text      = He was not alone that day, though.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:34.360
    | text      = Thanks to the unnecessary chaos of trying to arrest Hunt and other radicals, at least
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:38.279
    | text      = 17 other people lost their lives, and hundreds were injured.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:42.539
    | text      = Some were trampled by the cavalry, one was killed in revenge the following day, and one
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:47.399
    | text      = guy named John Rhodes was stabbed in the head, and then his death was determined to have
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:51.240
    | text      = been from natural causes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:52.600
    | text      = Well, I mean, it's fairly natural if you've got a knife in your head to die.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:57.279
    | text      = Cause of fact.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:00.799
    | text      = Henry Hunt was arrested and charged with high treason and sedition.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:04.919
    | text      = He served his sentence, and when he got out, he got right back to his political causes,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:08.840
    | text      = embodied by the slogan, quote, equal laws, equal rights, annual parliaments, universal
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:13.759
    | text      = suffrage, and the ballot.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:15.740
    | text      = In many ways, you could look at this situation and see some parallels.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:18.879
    | text      = You could look at January 6th as like a watered down Peterloo, and also it would be the exact
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:23.919
    | text      = opposite.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:24.919
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:25.919
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:26.919
    | text      = Evilloo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:27.919
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:28.919
    | text      = In the same way you could see Henry Hunt as kind of like an Alex Jones type, with diametrically
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:32.639
    | text      = different political ideas.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:34.440
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:35.440
    | text      = They're similar in that you have a rally that's pretty big and it goes bad, and there was
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:40.559
    | text      = a rousing political speaker there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:44.759
    | text      = In the aftermath of the massacre, the government cracked down on radical working class and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:48.440
    | text      = left wing activity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:50.059
    | text      = The six acts were passed, which were meant to limit any radical group and their ability
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:53.679
    | text      = to organize.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:54.919
    | text      = The seditious meetings act made it so you needed government permission to hold any meeting
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:58.639
    | text      = of more than 50 people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:00.000
    | text      = That worked.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:01.000
    | text      = We're done.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:02.000
    | text      = We can't do it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:03.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:04.000
    | text      = Got us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:05.000
    | text      = Or any meeting also where you intended to deliberate about public grievances, or any
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:09.679
    | text      = meeting where you, quote, were considering, proposing, or agreeing to any petition, complaint,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:15.240
    | text      = remonstration, declaration, restitution, or address.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:18.559
    | text      = How dare you speak to the wealthy fools?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:21.200
    | text      = Are you doing an Alex Jones impression from the intro job?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:24.000
    | text      = That was my best.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:25.000
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:26.000
    | text      = That was my best.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:27.000
    | text      = More relevant to our matter today is that the newspaper and stamp duties act, which
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:30.960
    | text      = made it way harder to put out any kind of publication unless you had a lot of money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:36.259
    | text      = That act begins, quote, pamphlets and printed papers containing observations upon public
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:41.159
    | text      = events and occurrences, tending to excite hatred and contempt of the government and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:45.759
    | text      = the constitution of these realms as bylaws established and also vilifying our holy religion
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:50.919
    | text      = have lately been published in great numbers and at very small prices.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:54.360
    | text      = It is expedient that the same should be restrained.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:58.200
    | text      = The act required fees on publishing and, quote, that no person shall print or publish for
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:03.679
    | text      = sale any newspaper or any pamphlet or any other paper containing any public news, intelligence
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:09.340
    | text      = or occurrences, or any remarks or observations thereon or upon any matter of church or state
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:15.159
    | text      = until he or she have entered into a recognizance before a baron.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:20.279
    | text      = If you wanted to publish, you needed to enter into a bond, which would be used to pay any
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    | timestamp = 00:13:24.879
    | text      = fines that you might rack up while publishing.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:27.679
    | text      = I have only one thing to say to that.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:29.960
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:30.960
    | text      = The crunchies in the rocks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:31.960
    | text      = The crunchies in the rocks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:32.960
    | text      = The crunchies in the rocks, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:34.759
    | text      = You were basically automatically on probation if you were trying to publish something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:38.879
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:39.879
    | text      = Rich people are great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:40.879
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:41.879
    | text      = So in that environment, speech was a little chilled.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:44.720
    | text      = Why?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:45.720
    | text      = And nonconformist publications were becoming rarer and rarer.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:49.159
    | text      = And then on May 5th, 1821, what we know as the Guardian published their first issue specifically
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:54.779
    | text      = in an attempt to provide a voice that was being eliminated from the public space.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:58.679
    | text      = They had a lot of misspellings then too, just in case you were wondering.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:02.519
    | text      = Also I'm kidding.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:03.519
    | text      = I'm kidding.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:04.519
    | text      = They were founded and may have been a bit preferable to other publications at the time,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:08.919
    | text      = but they were very hostile to the cause of people like Henry Hunt and other radicals.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:13.419
    | text      = They would be like an outlet that thought they were pretty liberal now, but they also
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:18.080
    | text      = thought the writers in Hollywood should stop striking.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:20.720
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:21.720
    | text      = And certain class voices condemned the paper at the time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:25.240
    | text      = So maybe people shouldn't be too surprised that they famously supported appeasing people
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:30.080
    | text      = who kept slaves.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:31.639
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:32.639
    | text      = So they started on May 5th, but why are we doing an episode about it on August 24th?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:38.159
    | text      = That seems weird.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:39.159
    | text      = I swear it's August 26th.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:43.120
    | text      = And it's because on August 24th, they changed their name to the Guardian.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:48.200
    | text      = Previously it was called London Guardian.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:52.480
    | text      = I remember articles London Guardian like 15 years ago that London Guardian, London Guardian.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:58.519
    | text      = It was the Manchester Guardian.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:04.960
    | text      = Previously it was called Manchester Guardian.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:07.120
    | text      = It's from here in Manchester and has never been called the London Guardian.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:10.240
    | text      = And yes, all of this introduction and this entire lead up was an elaborate way to mock
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:15.480
    | text      = Alex for constantly calling it the London Guardian.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:15:21.960
    | text      = Let's put that at 12 minutes for that punch.
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    | timestamp = 00:15:24.879
    | text      = It's worth every minute.
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    | text      = With every minute.
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    | text      = And now from here on out, the rest of the episode will have nothing to do with this.
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    | text      = Nope.
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    | text      = Not gonna do that.
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    | text      = We won't even bring up the Guardian again.
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    | text      = If we do, we'll call it its honorific name.
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    | text      = London Guardian.
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    | text      = The sweet sweet London Guardian.
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    | text      = So Jordan, you're ready to jump into this?
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    | text      = I am.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = It sounds like it might be current day, but it is not.
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    | text      = This is from 2009.
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    | text      = Also it's finally getting attention out on the internet.
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    | text      = I'm proud to say we broke it back on August 6th and now people are finally noticing that
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    | text      = a big international swine flu symposium with government officials that was held over the
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    | text      = weekend in Washington DC talks about quarantines, lockdowns of cities, mass graves, arresting
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    | text      = citizens, the public schools of your child shows any signs of illness, taking them without
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    | text      = asking you to a local FEMA center.
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    | text      = It's all in there.
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    | text      = And Paul Watson just got a new story up on prisonplanet.com.
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    | text      = Authorities prepare to seize kids during swine flu pandemic.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So authorities are going to seize kids from their parents, I assume.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Not just like random kidnappings across the street.
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    | text      = He doesn't actually specify, but I would assume, yes, it's not just random kidnappings.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Sometimes I get so much familiar.
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    | text      = Swine flu.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Sometimes I get so very tired.
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    | text      = So very tired.
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    | text      = When do we, when are we not going to do this again?
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    | text      = Every 10 years, ah, they're going to lock you in your homes and quarantine you.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You know, it is, it is really strange though that you have, you have all of the same like
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    | text      = essentially building block pieces of w you know, what happened in 2020.
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    | timestamp = 00:17:24.839
    | text      = It's just things went differently.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah, Alex was preparing to do exactly what he has been doing around COVID but around
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    | text      = swine flu.
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    | text      = Then he saw the opportunity and things just didn't go that way.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = No, it was better in a sense for him because everybody didn't die of swine flu, which is
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    | text      = nice.
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    | text      = And since we know how he treats diseases, he probably would have gotten swine flu more
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    | text      = than four times.
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    | text      = That is true.
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    | text      = That is true.
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    | text      = So, I mean, it was a good thing, but then you think about the COVID epidemic and that
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    | text      = was a good thing because he made a shit ton of money off of that because it never ended
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    | text      = and isn't ended.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = I was wondering how, how it would go if things had gone differently in 2009 and like swine
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    | text      = flu had become as large of a pandemic.
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    | text      = I feel like it couldn't have gone the same for him.
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    | text      = Like were people more sane back then and not pick, they wouldn't have picked up on it or
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    | timestamp = 00:18:21.819
    | text      = what, I mean, I can't imagine like Dr. Marbles showing up in 2009.
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    | text      = I think I'm going to throw this out at you.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = You add a actual pandemic killing people and Obama in the white house, you get January
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    | text      = 6th every day in 2010.
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    | timestamp = 00:18:36.359
    | text      = Ooh, you might, you might.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Those tea party people would go ape shit.
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    | text      = Yeah, but I, I, I agree that there would be that kind of chaos, but I do, I wonder about
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    | text      = these like real niche, weirdo specialists that Alex has on, you know, they weren't,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:18:52.960
    | text      = they weren't around, but Rima Labo might've been with her laminated vaccine cards.
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    | text      = Ooh, that would be fun.
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    | text      = I don't think you're going to be able to take over the country with those though.
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    | text      = No, no.
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    | timestamp = 00:19:02.640
    | text      = So I'm going to tell you this right off the jump here.
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    | text      = Not a lot happens on this episode.
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    | timestamp = 00:19:08.880
    | text      = There's a lot to have fun with, but not a lot happens on this episode.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:19:12.680
    | text      = He's sort of ranting a bit about this, the swine flu fear that he has.
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    | text      = But then I got very distracted because this commercial played and I was like, Oh, this
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    | text      = is, this is wonderful.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:23.579
    | text      = This is how he's making his money back then.
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    | text      = This is Alex Jones.
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    | text      = Have you heard of the millionaire Patriot?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, you should.
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    | text      = He has a free handgun and five days of firearms training waiting for you.
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    | text      = That's right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You can attend five days of world-class gun training at Front Sight Firearms Training
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:19:40.180
    | text      = Institute and secure a 30 state concealed weapons permit all for pennies on the dollar.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Plus if you act fast, the millionaire Patriot will give you a free Springfield armory XV
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = pistol in the caliber of your choice.
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    | text      = That has to be illegal, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It has to be illegal.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He's got a sweepstakes going to give you a cheap gun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:01.599
    | text      = People free guns.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:02.599
    | text      = I just feel like that's a rule.
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    | text      = I think, I think, you know, state by state, maybe that's fair.
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    | timestamp = 00:20:08.000
    | text      = It might be, it doesn't get much, much more unregistered than the unnamed millionaire
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:20:13.680
    | text      = Patriot gave you a free gun of the caliber of your choice.
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    | timestamp = 00:20:17.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:20:18.000
    | text      = Murder investigation is going on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:19.000
    | text      = Where'd they get the gun?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:20.000
    | text      = Oh, sir.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:21.000
    | text      = It's the millionaire Patriot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:22.000
    | text      = Where'd they get the gun?
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    | timestamp = 00:20:23.000
    | text      = Raffle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:24.000
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:25.000
    | text      = What are you going to do?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:26.000
    | text      = What are you going to do?
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    | text      = I actually do know from looking into some stuff a ways back that there are some states
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that allow you to give away guns and raffles.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:33.480
    | text      = That's insane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:34.480
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:35.480
    | text      = It is.
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    | timestamp = 00:20:36.480
    | text      = God bless America.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:39.200
    | text      = I love that the millionaire Patriot is a weird shadowy figure that I have no idea what he's
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    | timestamp = 00:20:43.839
    | text      = up to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:44.839
    | text      = He wants to give you a gun, which is great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:46.720
    | text      = And Alex took the time to do the voiceover.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:48.440
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:49.440
    | text      = You don't do that often.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't believe that he's a millionaire or a patriot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:54.319
    | text      = Whoa.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:55.319
    | text      = I think this has to be a scam somehow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:56.559
    | text      = You think this is like a who wants to marry a multimillionaire situation?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:59.720
    | text      = Did that guy have multimillions?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:01.200
    | text      = Uh, like maybe by a thin technicality.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:04.400
    | text      = He had like a, like a 2 million and $1 rip Rockwell.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:10.039
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:11.039
    | text      = I remember his name.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:12.039
    | text      = Of course you do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Married Darva Conger.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:21:15.960
    | text      = Then they got divorced.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:16.960
    | text      = I wonder why.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:17.960
    | text      = I think it was actually an annulment because she wanted to make it clear.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:20.640
    | text      = I did not sleep with that guy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:24.880
    | text      = That was a lot of fun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:25.880
    | text      = He didn't have enough multi in the millionaire.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:27.359
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:28.359
    | text      = I do feel like that's when America broke.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:30.359
    | text      = I think that showed you could trace it all back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:33.160
    | text      = It's all been downhill since.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:21:34.640
    | text      = Anyway, I like when Alex does the voiceover for the commercials.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:38.279
    | text      = That one in the, there's the other commercial he has where he's like, you want to, you want
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:41.960
    | text      = to get a house?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:42.960
    | text      = You got to look for home gain.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:44.640
    | text      = Look for the home gain gorilla and you know that it's high quality.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:48.079
    | text      = Like what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:49.079
    | text      = Looking for a gorilla mascot?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:50.079
    | text      = I mean, you got to look for the gorilla.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:51.799
    | text      = That's not how I'm going to buy a house.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:52.799
    | text      = Then you know you've got high quality.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:54.039
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:55.039
    | text      = So there's a bit of teasing that goes on on this, uh, this episode, the beginning here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:00.400
    | text      = And Alex has a huge announcement that is going to rock the world, but he can't just come
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:22:05.900
    | text      = out and say it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:06.900
    | text      = We all know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:07.900
    | text      = No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:08.900
    | text      = Because humans are designed to hide.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:09.900
    | text      = Designed to hide.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:10.900
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:11.900
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:12.900
    | text      = And so we get a little bit of that here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:13.900
    | text      = I also have a Jesse Ventura interview.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:16.119
    | text      = I did last Wednesday and it's already Monday in Los Angeles.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:22.319
    | text      = Very interesting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:23.319
    | text      = Very informative.
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    | text      = Uh, we're going to play at least part of that tomorrow as well.
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    | text      = So that is coming up today in about an hour.
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    | text      = I will announce the name of the new film and what it covers and what it goes over.
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    | text      = And then my guys will do a writeup on the film.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You could just hear the audience like listening on the radio going, Oh, we should get the
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    | text      = name of his new film.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Very exciting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = This is 2009.
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    | text      = This is post-end game.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What's the one that's post-end game?
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    | text      = Well, I mean there was the Obama deception.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = But that's not this.
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    | text      = That's not this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Obama deception had already come out in 2009.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:05.799
    | text      = Well, he'd been deceiving us way before that.
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Two days into Obama peaking office.
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    | text      = Alex put out the Obama deception.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:12.279
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Give the guy a chance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Nope.
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    | text      = Um, so yeah, he has a new film coming out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Very exciting.
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    | text      = It's terrible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:23:19.960
    | text      = I've watched it.
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    | text      = I forget, I'm not going to ruin the teas and the excitement of him, you know, wanting to
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    | timestamp = 00:23:26.160
    | text      = get the name, you know, have people excited about the name, but yeah, it's bad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We might cover it at some point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I was about to say, you've been so merciful up to this point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I was this close to doing it, but it's, it's visually unstimulating.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Um, so yeah, you might notice Alex is a little low register.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's a pretty, pretty slow.
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    | text      = That doesn't change.
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    | text      = Nope.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But is that not a giant, complex, huge issue in and of itself?
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    | text      = I am absolutely fired up right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, what do you do?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You make films.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:12.339
    | text      = The radio show suffers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:13.339
    | text      = You focus on radio.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:14.339
    | text      = The film suffer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You focus on films and radio, then you've got your basic human resources.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's why you hire your dad and everything else, and I'm not a perfectionist.
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    | text      = I'm far from it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm somebody that does launch operations.
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    | text      = It's just, I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:40.920
    | text      = My plate is so full, so full of information.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I have seven stacks of vital off the charts news of such import, it makes my head spin
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    | timestamp = 00:24:56.240
    | text      = and my head is spinning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:57.240
    | text      = Oh, it's spinning.
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    | text      = All the articles are from the London Guardian by the way.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = At least a few.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:25:03.559
    | text      = Certainly are.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Um, yeah, that, that's a guy who's not doing well.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, he's fired up, which is good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:25:12.839
    | text      = I don't believe him, which is bad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:15.759
    | text      = I don't believe him like before his coffee, he's just, oh, that's okay.
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    | text      = You get why he gets to amphetamines, you know, you get why he gets there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You can't say I'm, I'm fired up more than once before you go, let's go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:25:32.079
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:33.079
    | text      = You hire the wrong person or the right person and they, they take care of that problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That fired up problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Um, so yeah, but I mean, I think he makes a decent point and that is that like, uh,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:43.079
    | text      = you know, if you focus too much on making these documentaries, you don't have time for
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:45.960
    | text      = the, just do anything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:48.599
    | text      = You're on the air right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:50.160
    | text      = Like what, what, what, what is this taking from?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:53.359
    | text      = What if I focus on the films when I go on to radio, I spend my entire show complaining
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:26:00.160
    | text      = about how I have to do films.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:02.039
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:03.039
    | text      = I'm fired up and sleeping.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:04.039
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:05.039
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:06.039
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:07.039
    | text      = That makes sense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:08.039
    | text      = And I hate human resources.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:09.039
    | text      = Crap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:10.039
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:11.039
    | text      = He's annoying work a lot of the time, a lot of paperwork, a lot of, uh, you have to scold
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:15.519
    | text      = people who do wrong.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:16.519
    | text      = Alex doesn't want to do that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:17.519
    | text      = He's a party boy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:18.519
    | text      = He likes to hang out and have a good time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:19.519
    | text      = Talk about the globalists.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:20.519
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:21.519
    | text      = Y'all aren't ready for this next clip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:22.519
    | text      = I'm just going to tell you that right off the bat.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:26.519
    | text      = Never were.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:27.519
    | text      = I could sit here and tease this for half an hour.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:31.559
    | text      = It would still land so hard that this might be part of justifying why I decided to do
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:26:37.799
    | text      = this episode.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:38.799
    | text      = Oh boy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:39.799
    | text      = The old familiar sting, try to kill it all away.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:49.680
    | text      = But I remember everything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:54.759
    | text      = What have I become?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:59.759
    | text      = My sweetest friend
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:01.759
    | text      = My sweetest friend
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:05.759
    | text      = Everyone I know
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:10.759
    | text      = Goes away in the end
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:15.759
    | text      = Alright
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:16.759
    | text      = And you could have it all
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:20.759
    | text      = The empire of dirt
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:22.759
    | text      = My empire of dirt
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:25.759
    | text      = I will let you in
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:27.759
    | text      = I will let you down
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:32.759
    | text      = I will make you hurt
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:36.759
    | text      = Look, let's just do this
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:39.759
    | text      = I've thrown out the news
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:41.759
    | text      = You know Obama is headed towards 40 points
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:43.759
    | text      = He's at 41 right now
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:45.759
    | text      = Which has never before been seen
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:27:47.759
    | text      = Eight months into a presidency
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:49.759
    | text      = Whew, that was heavy
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:51.759
    | text      = I like whenever, it's fun whenever he talks over the clips
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:55.759
    | text      = But I like whenever it feels like he's giving the line
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:59.759
    | text      = Yeah, well he got that one wrong
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:01.759
    | text      = Yeah, I know, but he's like Johnny, Johnny, next line
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:04.759
    | text      = Alright, come on buddy, it's great
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:06.759
    | text      = Yeah, it's almost like being a hype person but in reverse
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:10.759
    | text      = It's making Johnny Cash your hype person
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:14.759
    | text      = Yeah, I think any time you got him singing along with Hurt
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:18.759
    | text      = You know you're in a bad place
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:20.759
    | text      = He's fired up though
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:21.759
    | text      = My empire of dirt
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:23.759
    | text      = Why would somebody who's so fired up sing along to Hurt?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:27.759
    | text      = This is like, you know, bottle of Jameson is empty
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:31.759
    | text      = It's the end of the night
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:33.759
    | text      = Not it's noon and you're on air
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:37.759
    | text      = That's just not a noon song
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:40.759
    | text      = Although it is the kind of song you experience like Alex is experiencing it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:44.759
    | text      = And then say fuck it, I'm not doing my job
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:46.759
    | text      = I'm not doing my job
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:47.759
    | text      = They're throwing out the news, I don't even care anymore
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:28:51.759
    | text      = So at this point Obama's approval ratings were about the same as ever
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:55.759
    | text      = In the high teens for Republicans around 50-50 for Independents
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:28:59.759
    | text      = And in the high 80s for Democrats
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:01.759
    | text      = The overall numbers were a slip from the highs of the early 2009
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:05.759
    | text      = You know when he just got into office
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:07.759
    | text      = There was little to judge approval ratings on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:10.759
    | text      = So you know as a president everyone's like hooray
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:12.759
    | text      = In January the GOP had approval ratings around 40% for Obama
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:17.759
    | text      = And the Independents were at about 60 or so
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:20.759
    | text      = But their real feelings started to come through over time and that number dropped
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:23.759
    | text      = As for the Democrats there was a slip
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:25.759
    | text      = But it was a difference between like 88 and 84%
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:28.759
    | text      = Compared to 41% and 16% for the Republicans
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:32.759
    | text      = That's a pretty big difference
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:33.759
    | text      = I wonder what could have changed all of those people's minds
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:35.759
    | text      = I don't know
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:36.759
    | text      = Can't think of anything about a president at that time
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:39.759
    | text      = Nope
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:40.759
    | text      = Benghazi baby
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:42.759
    | text      = Benghazi
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:43.759
    | text      = It's not going away
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:44.759
    | text      = Charlie Daniels, rest in peace
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:46.759
    | text      = Eh, maybe
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:48.759
    | text      = Through his presidency Obama's approval rating among the GOP never really got above 20%
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:53.759
    | text      = And spent most of the time under 10
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:55.759
    | text      = Now this wasn't all because the right wing is filled with racists and crypto-racists
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:00.759
    | text      = But it's a factor
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:02.759
    | text      = It's a piece of it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:04.759
    | text      = It's a piece of it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:05.759
    | text      = If we were eating a pizza I would have a pizza and you would have a slice
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:09.759
    | text      = Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:10.759
    | text      = So we know that Alex is fired up
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    | text      = Yeah, he's listening to her
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    | text      = I am fired
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    | text      = He's decided to throw out the news
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    | text      = So Alex decides to expand a little bit on his feelings of being fired up
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    | text      = And I guess that's why I'm so frustrated, not in a bad way, not in a good way
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    | text      = I'm seized by it
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    | text      = It's past disgust, it's past anger
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    | text      = I am completely overwhelmed from the tips of my fingers to the depths of my guts
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    | text      = From the recesses of my brain to the tips of my toes
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    | text      = With wonderment that government is so outrageously corrupt
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    | text      = It's larcenous
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    | text      = This is filling time right here, my man
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    | text      = This is a
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    | text      = This is a Lionel level of adjective usage
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    | text      = From the tips of my fingers to the depths of my guts
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    | text      = Right in them guts
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    | text      = Is a very strange distance to measure
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    | text      = This could be this far apart, that's not very far
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    | text      = Yeah, it doesn't feel that far away at all
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    | text      = My fingertips are touching my stomach
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    | text      = Now, does he suggest that you have to unravel your entire intestine?
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    | text      = Because that's a big distance
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    | text      = Or do you cut off your fingers and send them to space?
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    | text      = Or do you cut them off and eat them?
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    | text      = Then they're right there
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    | text      = Then it's a negative distance
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    | text      = We've got to consult a scientist
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    | text      = What then?
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    | text      = Yeah, but he's fired up
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = He's being held by his amazement at the passion of how incensed he is about government corruption
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    | text      = Yeah, he's beyond disgusting
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    | text      = Because Obama has approval ratings that are like at 40
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    | text      = Cool
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    | text      = Yeah, because it's corrupt, it's kleptocratic, it's larcenous
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    | text      = Sure
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    | text      = It steals things, it fevers, it burgles, it takes, it misappropriates
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    | text      = It breaks your leg
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    | text      = That's all I got
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    | text      = Nailed the landing
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    | text      = Thank you
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    | text      = So Alex gets a little bit contemplative about the great journalistic work he's done in his career
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    | text      = And the example that he brings up here is actually something that he was wrong about
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    | text      = Which is very funny how confident he is about this
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    | text      = You know, coming up later in the last hour of I Have Time
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    | text      = We actually broke this eight years ago on my local TV show
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    | text      = I was sent videos by people inside CNN
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    | text      = And that's where this video comes from
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    | text      = And then four years ago there was a Prison Planet article on it
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    | text      = And a year ago on it
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    | text      = I just point that out when people keep emailing me saying
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    | text      = Have you seen this, have you seen this video of fake CNN broadcast
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    | text      = At the start of the Gulf War
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    | text      = Inside a sound studio with a blue screen
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    | text      = Without the blue screen Chroma Key turned on
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    | text      = With them staging and saying that
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    | text      = Sarin Scud missiles have been launched
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    | text      = Yes, we broke it, we know about it
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He broke it
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Did he break the missiles?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But he broke this story because this is a fucking serious journalistic outlet
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And they're ahead of the news
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    | text      = Scud missiles
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah, he was wrong about that
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They weren't fake shots or anything
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But this is that thing that Alex brings up
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = When he tries to justify his argument that Anderson Cooper's nose disappeared
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    | text      = Right
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    | text      = In the Sandy Hook interview
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    | text      = He's like I know blue screen when I see it
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like they faked that coverage in Iraq
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Which they also didn't fake
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So they have faked nothing and he's claimed fakery
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Now what's great about a clip like this
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    | text      = Is that he's talking about how he broke that story
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He can't even now in hindsight be like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Hey, someone else got that wrong and maybe I just passed along some bad information
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, that's you, you did that
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Taking responsibility is a bad idea for him
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    | text      = It feels good in 2009 though
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah, that's true
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That is true
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I appreciate that this show up to this point has seemed very whiny
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That won't change
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    | text      = Yeah, it feels like I would
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    | text      = It's bad but I kind of wish more
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = More news anchors should just whine for a day
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Just like I don't even fucking want to be here
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think if that were the standard
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Our world would be very interesting
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:35:08.760
    | text      = It would
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:09.760
    | text      = If every news outlet was just like
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't know
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:14.760
    | text      = Outbursts
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We're throwing away the news today
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:35:17.760
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:35:18.760
    | text      = Put on Heard
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:35:21.760
    | text      = Wolf Blitzer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm in a mood
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:25.760
    | text      = Someone put on The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But I think it's really funny too that like
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = In some ways there's a snake eating its own tail situation with this clip
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because it's such a justification for Alex's shit with the Sandy Hook stuff
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That ended up costing him 1.5 billion dollars
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And then here he is in the past starting the time loop
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He did this to himself
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Fucking fascinating
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:49.760
    | text      = It is very strange
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:51.760
    | text      = All of this is very strange
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:54.760
    | text      = Quite
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:55.760
    | text      = So Jordan
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:56.760
    | text      = Are we hyping again?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh man, so hyped
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:58.760
    | text      = So hyped
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:59.760
    | text      = Except this time it is kind of hyped
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:01.760
    | text      = Oh hey
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:02.760
    | text      = His blood pressure does go up a little bit
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But then he says some really stupid
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Does he whine about it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:07.760
    | text      = He whines about something that maybe an adult should be above
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:11.760
    | text      = That's the trick of evil
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:12.760
    | text      = Is that people think it gets them ahead
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:14.760
    | text      = They think they get away with something
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:16.760
    | text      = You don't get anything but hell and death out of evil
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:20.760
    | text      = And I'm not on some preacher hot horse here ladies and gentlemen
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I got a big fat evil streak right down the middle of my back
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:29.760
    | text      = That's why I can see this stuff
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:32.760
    | text      = But I got a lot bigger stripe right down my soul
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:36.760
    | text      = Of love and liberty and sweetness and goodness
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:39.760
    | text      = Sweetness
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:40.760
    | text      = And I just can't stand it anymore
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:42.760
    | text      = I can't stand it anymore
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:45.760
    | text      = Just coming on the show with sponsors and giggling and taking calls and having fun
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:50.760
    | text      = Almost does the job for the enemy
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:53.760
    | text      = Just kind of calmly talking about all this like it's no big deal
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And I'm so sick of people
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean I notice that the same COINTELPRO people will be in hundreds of YouTube videos
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:07.760
    | text      = Under different fake accounts that are designed to look like real accounts
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:10.760
    | text      = Staying the same thing under different names
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And I just think about those idiots getting corporate money
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And government money and Pentagon money on record to attack me
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:19.760
    | text      = Don't you jackasses get it that this is real and this isn't a joke?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:25.760
    | text      = The joke is I don't care if you make stuff up and try to put doubts in people's minds about me
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:31.760
    | text      = And do all the little talking points you follow
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:34.760
    | text      = Thanks for your permission
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:37.760
    | text      = I guess YouTube comments are COINTELPRO
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:40.760
    | text      = It's interesting that COINTELPRO has fallen that far
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:44.760
    | text      = Y'all used to murder Fred Hampton and shit
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:47.760
    | text      = Low rent efforts
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:50.760
    | text      = It's impossible that people would just not like me and post disapproving things on my YouTube
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = To think about what he's really saying is that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:59.760
    | text      = There are these people who've spent their entire lives in borderline clandestine activities
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:07.760
    | text      = And then they were like, okay, use all of that experience
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:11.760
    | text      = And write like, you suck! First!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:16.760
    | text      = You know, you can do more than that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:20.760
    | text      = Alex is just trying to get you to give money to the millionaire patriot
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:24.760
    | text      = Yeah, these comments are COINTELPRO
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:26.760
    | text      = Interesting
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:27.760
    | text      = Yeah, I think he probably, I mean, I wish
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    | text      = But I think it would be interesting to live inside the head
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    | text      = That legitimately thinks any kind of negative thing is a plot against you
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    | text      = It's got to be freeing
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    | text      = There's a lot of people plotting against me, I'll tell you that right now
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    | text      = Oh yeah?
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    | text      = Other than me, who is it?
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    | text      = I mean, it's mainly a bunch of different yous that live inside my head
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    | text      = Ah, yes, okay
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    | text      = And your dogs are up to no good
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    | text      = No, they're people
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    | text      = Don't you dare speak ill of Fanny and Jake
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    | text      = I don't know, Jake was saying some shit the last time I was over there
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    | text      = Oh, that's true
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    | text      = He does have an evil streak in him
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    | text      = Longer than you can imagine, which is why he understands things
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    | text      = But the good stripe, the fruit stripe of E of Goodness
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    | text      = The delicious gum of saviors
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    | text      = I applaud you not going with red stripe, that would have been more on brand
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    | text      = No, yeah, I mean, what do you want?
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    | text      = You want me to talk about booze all the time?
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    | text      = So we have some big breaking news that happens in the middle of this show
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    | text      = And this is very exciting because this is news that Alex predicted
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    | text      = Okay
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    | text      = And so this is like Alex Jones being ahead of the news
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    | text      = While it's happening, while it's breaking off, just so exciting
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    | text      = I mean, I've still got people running around saying I'm lying about FEMA
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    | text      = My God, I understand all their information
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    | text      = I told you Madoff would die of cancer months ago on air
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    | text      = We don't have the staff to find that
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    | text      = He just walked in with Reuters, Madoff dying of cancer
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    | text      = Fellow inmates saying, see
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    | text      = I just understand everything, I understand everything they're doing
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    | text      = You understand the torture of this?
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    | text      = Knowing everything they're going to do, how they're going to do it
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    | text      = How their tricks work
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    | text      = And I'm not saying I'm smart
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    | text      = I don't understand how I know everything they're going to do
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    | text      = Did you not hear me over and over again saying Madoff would soon die of cancer?
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    | text      = I said over and over again
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    | text      = And we need to just hire an employee who just marks down my predictions
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    | text      = Ow, man, I almost broke my hand earlier when I was slamming into the room
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    | text      = I just can't do it anymore
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    | text      = Can't do it anymore?
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    | text      = Can't do it anymore
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    | text      = That was a roller coaster
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    | text      = Clay hurt again?
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    | text      = That was a roller coaster of emotion
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    | text      = Now he's fired up
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = Everybody's lying about me
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    | text      = I don't care anymore
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    | text      = I can't do this
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    | text      = I just want to go home
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    | text      = And that's why I'm angry
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    | text      = And it does not cope
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    | text      = It's wild that this is at a period of time where I'm like
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    | text      = I don't actually think he's on stimulants
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = I just think this is him
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    | text      = Yeah, that's possible
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    | text      = Now, definitely cocaine
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    | text      = But back then, just being a wild dude
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    | text      = So you might notice there's a story that happens
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    | text      = He's talking about something else and there's that pause
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    | text      = And someone has come in to bring him a story from Reuters
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    | text      = And that underlying story is about Bernie Madoff dying of cancer
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    | text      = Right
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    | text      = Which he didn't do
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    | text      = Wait
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    | text      = Bernie Madoff didn't die of cancer?
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    | text      = No
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:14.760
    | text      = But so the underlying story that is brought in
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    | text      = Alex thinks that this proves that his prediction was correct
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    | text      = It's about other inmates alleging that Madoff has cancer
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    | text      = This isn't the kind of proof that justifies that kind of outburst
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    | text      = I, okay, now I have to
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    | text      = Is Madoff dead?
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    | text      = Is he still alive?
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    | text      = He is
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    | text      = He is dead
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = Oh, I thought she was
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    | text      = He is still alive, holy shit
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    | text      = I was answering your questions in order
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Right, right
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He's dead, is he alive?
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    | text      = Possibly
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    | text      = He is
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So he died of heart disease in 2021
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = 12 years after this amazing prediction that Alex didn't come through
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    | text      = That is a lot of confidence for a man to live another 12 years
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    | text      = It's gotta be such a burden for Alex to be right about everything
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    | text      = He can't do it anymore
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Oh, can't do it
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Just knowing everything that's going to happen
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Being able to predict when people won't die
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    | text      = Right
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And how long they won't die for
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:07.760
    | text      = They won't die, oh
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:42:08.760
    | text      = Yes, absolutely
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    | timestamp = 00:42:09.760
    | text      = I promise you won't die
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    | text      = Oh my god, Bernie Madoff's got cancer, he doesn't
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    | text      = Put on Trent Reznor's version of hurt
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:19.760
    | text      = Yeah, we have to play a different version of hurt for each individual tragedy
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    | text      = So Alex, he's struggling with this news
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    | text      = Of Bernie Madoff not having cancer
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    | text      = But he thinks that he does in this moment
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And so he descends into a bit of a hole
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = About how hard it is to be right all the time
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's so difficult
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And I'm just so glad he threw out the news
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Because otherwise we wouldn't get this kind of stuff
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    | text      = Madoff, same deal
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Either they're going to stage his death or they gave him a quick act in cancer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:51.760
    | text      = Or he was already dying of cancer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:53.760
    | text      = And he said, look, the 100 plus billion we've stolen and leveraged
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Let my family have it, I'll go ahead and go to jail with this cancer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:01.760
    | text      = But I said on air repeatedly
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He would die of cancer or get cancer in the next six months
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And I said that, what, three, four months ago?
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    | text      = I mean, I just can't
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:43:15.760
    | text      = It's torture
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:16.760
    | text      = It's torture knowing how they operate
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Because I have to watch them get away with it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:20.760
    | text      = With the gullible public
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:21.760
    | text      = And I have to have the mindless dumbed down people argue with me all day
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Bernard Madoff, convicted of swindling 65 billion
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It's more like a hundred
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Through the biggest ever Ponzi scheme
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    | text      = Has told fellow prison inmates that he is dying of cancer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:42.760
    | text      = The New York Post reported on Monday
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:43.760
    | text      = So now it's interesting
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Because what Alex is doing there
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:43:46.760
    | text      = In theory
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Is trusting the word of a guy who's doing 150 years in jail for fraud
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:51.760
    | text      = Sure
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:53.760
    | text      = Which seems like an iffy choice
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So that's, you know, a person who has a lot of integrity
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You gotta believe him
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:00.760
    | text      = If the Post is reporting that Madoff is telling other prisoners that he has cancer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:04.760
    | text      = Then it's just gotta be
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:05.760
    | text      = It's just gotta be true
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:06.760
    | text      = I mean, why would he lie now?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:07.760
    | text      = So on this same day
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:09.760
    | text      = On August 24th, 2009
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:11.760
    | text      = Reuters released an article with the headline
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:13.760
    | text      = Quote, Prisons Bureau says Madoff does not have cancer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:18.760
    | text      = Alex probably missed that one
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Or better, it must have been proof of the cover up
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:22.760
    | text      = That's going on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:23.760
    | text      = Reuters is doing damage control
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:24.760
    | text      = Because Alex saw through the bullshit
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:26.760
    | text      = Yeah, that's why they
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = After giving him the quick acting cancer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:29.760
    | text      = Alex revealed that he had the quick acting cancer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:32.760
    | text      = So they had to quickly
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:34.760
    | text      = Unquick act the cancer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:36.760
    | text      = Take it out
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:37.760
    | text      = And then let him live for another 12 years
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:39.760
    | text      = Until they gave him heart disease
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:41.760
    | text      = You could put a straw up to where you put the cancer in
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:44.760
    | text      = That's smart
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:45.760
    | text      = See, I was thinking more like one of those cow things
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Where you put your whole hand in there
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:52.760
    | text      = Is that animal husbandry?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:53.760
    | text      = No, no, no
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:54.760
    | text      = Haven't you ever seen that people stick their hands in cows?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:56.760
    | text      = I want to get off the subject
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:58.760
    | text      = I want to get off the subject as fast as possible
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:00.760
    | text      = That's what I've got for you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:01.760
    | text      = This is my, this is all my farm knowledge
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:03.760
    | text      = I know that sometimes people stick their hands into the guts of a cow
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:07.760
    | text      = I think you're talking about like artificially inseminating a cow
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:10.760
    | text      = I'm talking about all kinds of shit, man
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:14.760
    | text      = Let's talk about less types of shit
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    | text      = So yeah, Alex is wrong about this
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    | text      = And that is quite fun
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    | text      = But it does lead to a little bit of a disturbing rant
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    | text      = Which we will all partake in and enjoy
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    | text      = This is unpleasant
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    | text      = Eh, sort of, I don't know
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    | text      = Sometimes I forget
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Sometimes I forget exactly what some of these clips are
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    | text      = And it just says, this is a disturbing rant
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    | text      = That could mean it's disturbing because it's actually disturbing
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    | text      = Or it could just be like, this guy's not doing well
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    | text      = So we'll see
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    | text      = How much is so alive?
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    | text      = It's being conscious, being aware, being informed
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    | text      = Trying to be informed
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    | text      = The decision to not be deceived
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    | text      = The decision to know what's going on in the world
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    | text      = The decision to want to know the secrets of the universe
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    | text      = The decision to be involved
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    | text      = The decision to face your fear
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    | text      = The decision
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    | text      = Setting your mind in motion
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    | text      = It is by will alone
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    | text      = That you set your mind in motion
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    | text      = It's incredible
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    | text      = But they train people to think it's cool to be mentally lazy
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    | text      = And people get into being stupid
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    | text      = Into wearing shutters on their eyes
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    | text      = Into being mindless
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    | text      = And into being selfish
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    | text      = And sitting out on the most incredible adventure ever
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    | text      = Don't invite me next time
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    | text      = My life has been one amazing adventure
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    | text      = Oh boy
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    | text      = And
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    | text      = I just ask God, how much more discernment am I going to be given?
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    | text      = I mean, this is like almost more than I can handle right now
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    | text      = The crunchies!
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    | text      = The rocks!
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    | text      = How much more discernment can you give me, God?
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    | text      = What must I do?
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    | text      = Yeah, I think that
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    | text      = I realize why I thought that was disturbing
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    | text      = I think that became pretty clear
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    | text      = Also, that's what I'm going to start doing
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    | text      = Whenever I invite people on a float trip
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    | text      = Is just go, you are missing out on a great adventure!
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    | text      = If they don't want to come along with me and get drunk on a river
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    | text      = Yeah, they would be
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    | text      = Yeah, certainly
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So Alex is a bit cocky
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    | text      = And this is definitely not an uncommon thing for him to get a little cocky
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    | text      = No, I haven't seen that before
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    | text      = This is going back to the subject of that CNN footage
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That he has, that he thinks is fake
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    | text      = Green screen, yeah
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yes, but actually he's wrong about it
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = In the last hour, I want to go over a whole host of issues
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But also some CNN video clips of fake news
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And comparing how shoddy their fake news
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All CIA run was back in 1991 compared to now
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, you watch it, it's glistening
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is all just totally actor driven
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    | text      = So I want the public to become aware of this
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I know you're aware of it at an intellectual level
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    | text      = But let it really consciously sink in deep down
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    | text      = Okay?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Okay
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = This thing I'm wrong about?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Let it really sink in
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What does it mean to let it really sink in?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Good question
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = How would you let it sink in?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, first I'm going to need to see your wallet
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Alright
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Give it to me
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Okay
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And I'll let that sink in
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Damn!
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I feel like I should have seen that coming
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You're poor now
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I have taken all your money and given it to the billionaire patriot
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = For a free gun
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Dope
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = A chance at a free gun
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's right, that's right
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I want to follow up on that
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Did anybody ever actually get that free gun?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm going to guess not
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I bet they didn't
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I bet these people are dishonest actors
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I wouldn't be too surprised
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think the thing is he was like the millionaire patriots running like a gun training thing, right?
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    | text      = Right
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    | text      = Yeah, okay
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    | text      = Alright
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We're on the same page
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So Alex gets really mad here about how he can't do interviews with folks
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because he just turns them all down
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because he has too much integrity or something
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Too much
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The whole media, the whole culture is
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The dominant corporate media is
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The false world pulled up over your eyes to blind you from the truth
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = To paraphrase the matrix
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's why when the AP calls or Reuters calls or the Wall Street Journal calls
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They call all the time, every week
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I go, no, I'm not doing the interview
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And they go, why?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And I go, because if this isn't a hit piece then it won't be published
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And then they always call back Reuters, AP, Wall Street Journal
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And they say, oh my gosh, this never happened to me before
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:15.760
    | text      = Yeah, it was a fair story
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And they just said no
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Executives say no
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I've never had them come down and do this
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    | text      = I go, yeah, they chose you because of your previous writing
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And your mindset and your worldview
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They don't even have to handle you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:28.760
    | text      = They can look at your work
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They know your type
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You plug in
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The minute you get off their reservation
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You do that five or six times
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They're going to fire you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But see, these smart ass reporters never believe it until it happens to them
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And then they start saying, well, why won't you let me come interview you?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:47.760
    | text      = Well, why won't you?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Because I know it isn't going to get published
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Fine, come here, waste my time for a day
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And then you'll see I'm right
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm sick of it
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I appreciate that he did kind of convince himself into taking the interviews
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And really put himself in a position where he was going to be a great interview subject
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:08.760
    | text      = This is probably going to be something that's going to get published
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:11.760
    | text      = He's not going to be screaming at the reporter about how nothing ever gets published
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:17.760
    | text      = And this is just going to be a hit piece
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:19.760
    | text      = Really fertile stuff for a reporter to work with
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:51:21.760
    | text      = I like the idea of the executives coming down to the newsroom
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = To a specific reporter and being like, you, you've been mean to Alex in the past
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:51:32.760
    | text      = Have you not?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:34.760
    | text      = Alright
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:35.760
    | text      = You're the one that hit in here
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:36.760
    | text      = You've got to write this
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:37.760
    | text      = You've got to write this
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:38.760
    | text      = We will not pay you anything extra
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:40.760
    | text      = It's a really good way to justify never having any stories about you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = To say like, well, I just refuse to cooperate because any that do exist will be hit pieces
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is a very convenient thing
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The reason you don't see any interviews with me
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:55.760
    | text      = I don't take any interviews
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:57.760
    | text      = It's not that no one gives a fuck about me
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, the AP writers, they're all calling me every day
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:52:03.760
    | text      = Wall Street
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:04.760
    | text      = Yeah, I'm not sure about that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:05.760
    | text      = Yeah, I don't think so
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:06.760
    | text      = But here's the thing
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:07.760
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:08.760
    | text      = Newspaper editors
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:09.760
    | text      = What about?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:10.760
    | text      = They're spies
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:11.760
    | text      = For COINTELPRO?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:13.760
    | text      = Yeah, they're COINTELPRO people putting YouTube comments on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:17.760
    | text      = No, they're all spies
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:19.760
    | text      = And Alex goes from there
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:21.760
    | text      = Yes, you work for a major newspaper
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:23.760
    | text      = Your editor is a spook
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:25.760
    | text      = Your editor works for the Pentagon
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:27.760
    | text      = For the offshore banks
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:29.760
    | text      = Got it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:30.760
    | text      = The same people jacking your water supply with poisons
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:35.760
    | text      = It's the same reason you got a high voice
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:38.760
    | text      = And you can't even get a rouse for your wife
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:40.760
    | text      = That's why
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:41.760
    | text      = They hit you with chemical weapons
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:43.760
    | text      = They mean business, pal
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:46.760
    | text      = Okay
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    | text      = It's in the game, you understand?
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    | text      = These people are going for everything
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    | text      = They're far beyond driven
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    | text      = They have absolutely no qualms about anything
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    | text      = Because if you're gonna be evil, why not go all the way?
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    | text      = Okay, this documentary
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    | text      = And I know Watson's writing an article off this
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    | text      = As he writes a blurb for this this afternoon
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    | text      = Yeah, it's how you feel about learning that all newspaper editors are spies
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    | text      = And they're involved in poisoning the water
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    | text      = If you are hiring an editor to be a spook
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    | text      = What paper do you go with?
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    | text      = La Negardia
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    | text      = That or Mad Magazine
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    | text      = You ever read that one?
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    | text      = I have been scandalized
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    | text      = On this trip to the United Kingdom
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    | text      = Just banish the thought
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    | text      = So we got this documentary
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    | text      = That Alex is teasing
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    | text      = And I should say that
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    | text      = The documentary is called
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    | text      = Fall of the Republic
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    | text      = And basically
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    | text      = We're gonna get into
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    | text      = In this next clip
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    | text      = An explanation of what happened
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    | text      = And what happened is that
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    | text      = Alex rushed the Obama deception
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    | text      = Because he wanted to get it out
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    | text      = While everyone was excited
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    | text      = About the election
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    | text      = And now he wants
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    | text      = Kind of a do over
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    | text      = So he's trying to be like
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    | text      = Yeah that
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    | text      = This is really the one
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    | text      = Right
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    | text      = This is the double deception
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    | text      = Of Obama
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    | text      = Yes
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    | text      = I'm touching on that
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    | text      = A tiny bit
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    | text      = And giving what I can only
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    | text      = Describe as
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    | text      = The best sales pitch ever
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    | text      = I made the Obama deception
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    | text      = I did research for two or three months
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    | text      = But then we made it really
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    | text      = A rush job
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    | text      = Biggest film I ever made
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    | text      = People think it's my best work
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    | text      = Just because we didn't fret
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    | text      = Too much about it
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    | text      = Just got it done
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    | text      = Get her done
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    | text      = As they say
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    | text      = This one I meant to put out quick
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    | text      = I don't know
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    | text      = We spent quite a few months
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    | text      = Alright
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    | text      = I've already spent four months
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    | text      = It'll be five months making it
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    | text      = It says the biggest budget
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    | text      = Of any documentary I've ever made
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    | text      = We have conducted
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    | text      = 19 sit down interviews
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    | text      = Where I put crews on airplanes
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    | text      = Wait
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    | text      = 19
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    | text      = It's a lot
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    | text      = And there's probably
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    | text      = 50 other interviews
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    | text      = I mean man on the street
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    | text      = It's insane
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    | text      = My problem with this film
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    | text      = Is I did so many interviews
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    | text      = Let me tell you who's in it
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    | text      = Gerald Salente
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    | text      = Whoa
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Oh we got some
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    | text      = Alan Watt
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    | text      = Whoa
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    | text      = Let me write all these out
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    | text      = Yeah you probably should
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    | text      = It's a real rush job though
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    | text      = Big names like this
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    | text      = You gotta write this out in advance
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    | text      = You don't want to forget anybody
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    | text      = You got Gerald Salente in there
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    | text      = I like that
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    | text      = But it's such a weird way of measuring
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    | text      = How much work you've done
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    | text      = I sent 19 crews on planes
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = To do interviews
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    | text      = Does it not count if they drove?
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    | text      = I wonder if some of them were by train
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    | text      = Yeah
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I would like an accounting of this
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    | text      = I would very much like an invoice
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    | text      = I have watched this documentary
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    | text      = And they needn't send those 19
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    | text      = That was unnecessary
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    | text      = Yeah
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't know if maybe it was before
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It would have been really easy
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = For these people to just record themselves
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    | text      = On their phones
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Sure
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    | text      = But they could have
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Gerald Salente is in it my man
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Oh boy
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So exciting
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    | text      = Okay
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    | text      = And then Alan Watt
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    | text      = Not Alan Watts
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    | timestamp = 00:57:55.760
    | text      = Not Alan Watts
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Famous Buddhist
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Alan Watt the
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:58.760
    | text      = Famous piece of shit
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:00.760
    | text      = I don't know how to describe him
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:03.760
    | text      = He's strange
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:04.760
    | text      = He's wrong about a lot of stuff
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Weird New World Order shit
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    | text      = So yeah Alex rushed to the Obama deception
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    | text      = And now it's just like well
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    | text      = I can't believe that
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = No I mean going through his citations list
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    | text      = It was better than for Endgame
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    | text      = Sort of
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    | text      = The bar is low
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = No I will say as you know we did do episodes
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    | text      = Covering the Obama deception documentary
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    | text      = And I will say that it did feel rushed
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = So Alex talks a little bit more here
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    | text      = About how he rushed the Obama deception
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    | text      = Let me tell you what the film is about
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    | text      = Obama?
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    | text      = It is a companion to the Obama deception
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    | text      = And it is about Obama and his lies
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    | text      = And the frauds
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    | text      = And the deception
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    | text      = But the overall agenda he is trying to implement
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    | text      = Of eugenics
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    | text      = Of a world government
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    | text      = Of a bank of the world
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    | text      = Of the cashless society
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    | text      = Of the federalization of the states
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    | text      = How they are bankrupting the states by design
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    | text      = The film starts with the economic takeover
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    | text      = How Obama is continuing that
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    | text      = Cap and trade
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    | text      = The eugenics
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    | text      = John P. Holdren
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    | text      = Jay Rockefeller
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    | text      = It is all in there
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    | text      = Those are some words
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    | text      = And the problem is how to boil this down to two hours
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    | text      = I'm trying to keep it at 120 minutes
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    | text      = And it is an unprecedented film
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    | text      = Unprecedented scope, unprecedented research
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    | text      = I believe that it is going to rival or dwarf the Obama deception
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    | text      = If you get it out to everybody
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    | text      = But I'll tell you
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    | text      = Research and work wise
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    | text      = It is much better
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    | text      = How is it possible he's going to outdo the Obama deception?
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    | text      = It is
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    | text      = Especially when he's describing the movie
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    | text      = He's like
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    | text      = It's about Obama
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    | text      = And the deception
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    | text      = It's going to be as good as the movie that I've just said I didn't do as much work on
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    | text      = I really want, I winged that one
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    | text      = Right
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    | text      = And it will not be as good as the one that I shit out
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    | text      = In a month
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    | text      = Okay
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    | text      = I'm sold
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    | text      = Good luck
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    | text      = Did I tell you it has Gerald Cilenti in it
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    | text      = I forgot but now I'm excited
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    | text      = The world's greatest trends forecaster
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    | text      = Which is a thing
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = He forecast trends
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    | text      = Beef will fall out of favor
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    | text      = I just got a really funny image of Gerald Cilenti sitting around just sort of like intuiting
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    | text      = things from the universe
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah
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    | text      = No one will use pens anymore
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    | text      = And it's kind of what I think his newsletter is
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    | text      = I believe it
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = I haven't read much of it
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    | text      = So look this movie is going to come out
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    | text      = And look I'm not going to pull the rug later and say that it didn't come out
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    | text      = I was waiting for you to do that
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    | text      = I realized that it was getting dangerously close to me
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    | text      = seeming like I was doing that kind of a setup
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    | text      = But no it does come out
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    | text      = But for now it's gestating
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    | text      = And by that Alex seems to be wanting to talk about that kind of literally
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    | text      = Obama deception is great
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    | text      = People should get it and get it out to everybody
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    | text      = But I mean this film it's like being pregnant
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    | text      = I can't wait to see this baby
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    | text      = When you're looking at your wife's stomach
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    | text      = And you see the arm or leg moving around
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    | text      = You want to see that baby
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    | text      = Can't wait to have it bouncing on your knee
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    | text      = And we're definitely in labor here ladies and gentlemen
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    | text      = On a biggin'
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    | text      = This is going to be like a 12 pounder
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    | text      = Ooh
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    | text      = And
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    | text      = Was it a fish or a boy?
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    | text      = Let's say my other kids
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    | text      = You know the Obama deception is like a 10 pounder
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    | text      = Great
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    | text      = My son was over 10 pounds
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    | text      = That's rough on one when the first one's a 10 pounder
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    | text      = Yikes
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    | text      = But
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    | text      = The point is this is a labor of love
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    | text      = It is dynamic
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    | text      = That is the point
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = What was it? I think it's Day of the Dead
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    | text      = Where she gets turned into a zombie
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    | text      = Right? And then gives birth to a zombie baby
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    | text      = You mean the new Day of the Dead
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah, that one
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    | text      = The one where the
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    | text      = Where the baby is a zombie
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    | text      = And crawls out and is like
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    | text      = Ahh
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah
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    | text      = Alex looking at somebody's stomach
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    | text      = Makes me feel like that's about to happen
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    | text      = That makes me think that he thinks
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah
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    | text      = Like he's looking at somebody's stomach move
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    | text      = And he's like
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    | text      = I'm gonna eat that baby
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    | text      = Yeah
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    | text      = Mmm
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    | text      = I had to do it before it eats me
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    | text      = Yeah, that's what you have to do
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    | text      = It's a matter of survival
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    | text      = So one of the things I think about Alex
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    | text      = That's so like fascinating
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    | text      = Is these terms of phrase
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    | text      = Like and just the way he describes things
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    | text      = Are fascinating like
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    | text      = You know not like we're
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    | text      = You know it's in the oven or something
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    | text      = Or you know like
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    | text      = We're working hard on this
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    | text      = It's like nope
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    | text      = We're gonna give birth to this documentary
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    | text      = It's a 12 pounder
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    | text      = Yeah, he finds a way
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    | text      = There's a big baby
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    | text      = He finds a way to add creep
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    | text      = To just about everything
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    | text      = Yeah, it's disturbing
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    | text      = Disturbing
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    | text      = I went out to
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    | text      = I went out to get a soft drink
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    | text      = It looks like pee
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    | text      = And I peed it
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    | text      = And you're like
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    | text      = Why didn't you
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    | text      = Why didn't you say any of this to me?
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    | text      = Leave me alone
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hey look I'm alive
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    | text      = Stop it
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    | text      = Consciousness
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    | text      = No!
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    | timestamp = 01:03:50.760
    | text      = How much more discernment can you take?
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    | timestamp = 01:03:52.760
    | text      = Oh don't
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    | text      = Don't resist the great adventure
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    | text      = Of getting pregnant with a documentary with me
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    | text      = I just feel like if you've made a sword
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    | text      = You forged a sword and then you're gonna strangle a guy?
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    | text      = Here's what's happened
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    | text      = Run out of bullets on the free gun
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    | text      = Your sword got lodged in somebody
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    | text      = So then, you know, you gotta use your sinewy hands
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    | text      = Somebody needs to take it back from him
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    | text      = That would be fun
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    | text      = So Alex earlier was listening to Hurt
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    | text      = And we got quite emotional
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    | text      = And it is rare that we get a two-song episode
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    | text      = But here we are
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    | text      = It's time to rock out again
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    | text      = All our times have come
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    | text      = Here but now they're gone
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    | text      = Seasons don't fear the reaper
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    | text      = Under the wind and the sun and the rain
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    | text      = We could be like they are
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    | text      = Come on, baby
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    | text      = Don't fear the reaper
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    | text      = Baby, take my hand
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    | text      = Don't fear the reaper
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    | text      = We'll be able to fly
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    | text      = Don't fear the reaper
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    | text      = Think of the globalists
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    | text      = They took all their gifts
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    | text      = And used them for greed and power
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    | text      = And to form their fellow humans
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    | text      = But some would argue
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    | text      = From the foundation of the earth
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    | text      = To play the part they play now
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    | text      = And all of us
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    | text      = Set to play our part
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    | text      = In this great creation
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    | text      = This moment in forever
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    | text      = In which we all live
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    | text      = Yes, the seasons don't fear the reaper
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    | text      = Romeo and Juliet
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    | text      = Romeo and
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    | text      = Forty thousand men with every day
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    | text      = Forty thousand men with every day
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    | text      = Forty thousand men with every day
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    | text      = Forty thousand men with every day
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    | text      = We will be like they are
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    | text      = We will be like they are
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    | text      = Don't fear the reaper
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    | text      = Baby, take my hand
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    | text      = Don't fear the reaper
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    | text      = We'll be able to fly
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    | text      = See that's different
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    | text      = He's not feeding lions
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    | text      = Now he's in direct conversation with the song
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    | text      = Right
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    | text      = Oh we will be there
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    | text      = No it's just we will be like them
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Dead
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They're dead, that's what's gonna happen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We'll be like they are, they are dead.
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    | text      = I'm struggling with the globalist crimes
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    | text      = against themselves.
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    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Right, so the globalists have committed crimes
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = against themselves and against their own plan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:09:41.399
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:09:42.239
    | text      = What are those crimes?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:09:43.060
    | text      = Can't help you.
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    | text      = I got no idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Okay, so now, so they're destined to commit these crimes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well yes, there's predestination
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    | text      = to probably the bad bloodlines or something like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:09:52.680
    | text      = Right, right, right, right, okay.
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    | text      = So why isn't an editor a spy?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh, because they're always poking in,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = trying to look at your work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:10:01.779
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:10:02.619
    | text      = You know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm just saying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If there is a position in a newspaper that is a spy,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:10:06.680
    | text      = it's a fucking editor.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah, probably, that sounds right.
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    | text      = You bring your work to them and they're like, you know.
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    | text      = I can't disagree with you there.
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    | text      = What I'm saying is, is your editor spying on himself?
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    | text      = Well, he's destined to.
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    | text      = So what are we doing talking about it?
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    | text      = Like, ah, well, it's all gonna happen
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    | text      = exactly the way it's supposed to.
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    | text      = I think he was just listening to the Blue Oyster Cult.
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    | text      = But you can tell, like, a marked difference
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    | text      = from, like, the hurt.
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    | text      = That's true.
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    | text      = That's true.
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    | text      = Yeah, it's like, oh, we're gonna,
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    | text      = we're gonna put a little zhuzh on this self-sacrifice.
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    | text      = There's a slight romanticism that you could be excused
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    | text      = for saying, oh, yes.
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    | text      = Man, influential sketch, that one, huh?
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    | text      = Pfft.
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    | text      = Pfft.
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    | text      = Pfft.
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    | text      = Pfft.
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    | text      = Pfft.
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    | text      = Pfft.
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    | text      = Pfft.
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    | text      = Pfft.
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    | text      = I gotta hide under the table.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Sometimes you say incredibly obvious things
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    | text      = and then it feels very, no, I wasn't trying to be mean.
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    | text      = I'm just saying, people love that sketch.
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    | text      = Huh?
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    | text      = In hindsight, we can look at it now
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    | text      = and say, like, that made a lot of difference.
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    | text      = Oh, I thought, I thought you were pointing out
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    | text      = that it wasn't very interesting of me to do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, I was making an uninteresting observation myself.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All right, all right.
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    | text      = That's what happened.
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    | text      = This whole thing is broken down.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = We need to get together.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We need an editor.
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    | text      = Is there a spot?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh, all right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh, damn.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So we got actually only one more clip, unfortunately.
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    | text      = And it's Alex singing along to Go Go Godzilla!
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Three songs!
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    | text      = No, it's not.
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    | text      = Aw.
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    | text      = That would have been a great closer.
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    | text      = That would have been a really great one.
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    | text      = I don't really know how to introduce this clip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I said earlier before I played the clip
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = of Alex enjoying hurt that I could hype it
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = for quite a while, half an hour, I believe I said,
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    | text      = and would not disappoint.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = This is the same sort of clip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = There are times when you listen to Info Wars
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and you think, what the fuck is going on over there?
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    | text      = Right, right, right, right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And then there's times when I am listening to it
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    | text      = and I think, what the fuck is going on over there?
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    | text      = I can tell you all about this,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and you're like, oh, that's weird.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But for me, when I'm listening to it,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = having absorbed so much of this,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to hear something and be like, this doesn't sit right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = This is unprofessional.
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    | text      = I'm about reached by breaking point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = No, no, not really.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm more fascinated by the level
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = of professionalism that's going on here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So to give you a little bit of a brief context
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    | text      = of where we're at,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = he's talking to some of his behind the scenes staff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And so that's what's going on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And I'm gonna give you no other warning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Enjoy one of the weirder things I've heard on the show.
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We need to matchmake for Nyhart.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He broke up with his girlfriend about a year ago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We need to give out Nyhart's email.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's a good patriot and he's a good girl.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm serious.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What's your email?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hartman, I'm gonna get you a date right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hartman will screen them for you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So what's Hoosier's email?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hartman at info wars.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Any eligible ladies that wanna go out on a date
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = with this lovesick Titan of Liberty,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Jaron Nyhart, he's a good guy, a little bashful.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:14:05.920
    | text      = Send those emails.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I can't, I'm just having some fun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm serious though.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's so lovesick out there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I was seeing his destiny to have children down the road.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So we need to make sure that happens.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I'm fulfilling your destiny, Nyhart.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = All the ladies send their emails.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:23.199
    | text      = What is it again?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hartman at info wars.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:28.079
    | text      = And then he'll give them to Jaron
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:29.119
    | text      = who will shake when he reads them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:36.100
    | text      = Oh my God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:38.359
    | text      = I can only handle so much intensity
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:39.960
    | text      = before my mind begins to melt and fail.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:43.800
    | text      = I am blasted by reality, the scope and breadth
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:14:46.079
    | text      = and depth of it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:47.239
    | text      = All the beautiful facets, the fractal design, the beauty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:52.119
    | text      = I'm gonna tell you about efoodsdirect.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:54.239
    | text      = Nothing could just like, what is happening?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:10.239
    | text      = You're trying to get your staff member laid
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:12.359
    | text      = so he can have children and fulfill his destiny.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:14.680
    | text      = Then you start saying all kinds of weird shit
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:16.319
    | text      = then you pivot to a food ad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:19.640
    | text      = Yeah, can you like, I immediately see
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:15:22.840
    | text      = like a local broadcast news where they're like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:25.279
    | text      = oh, we're gonna go live to the person on the ground.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:27.760
    | text      = Oh, well, there's a car accident over here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:29.960
    | text      = Hey man, you seem lonely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:33.560
    | text      = Y'all right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:35.439
    | text      = There's a car accident and a, nah, come on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:37.960
    | text      = You might need some, you know what I'm saying?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:39.640
    | text      = It's on TV what we're saying right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:42.579
    | text      = It's good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:43.619
    | text      = Yeah, the anchor is trying to get the like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:45.600
    | text      = person who's doing remotes laid, but come on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:48.279
    | text      = Hey, there's a pretty girl behind you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:49.439
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:50.279
    | text      = Talk to her.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:51.239
    | text      = Talk to her, bro.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:53.479
    | text      = Get out your ears out of the dress.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:54.319
    | text      = Bro, she doesn't have a ring on her finger.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:56.239
    | text      = Go for it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:58.359
    | text      = You must fulfill your destiny to have children.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:02.920
    | text      = That's it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:03.760
    | text      = That's the real problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:04.579
    | text      = You must reproduce.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:06.520
    | text      = There's not enough you must fulfill your destiny
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:08.680
    | text      = going on in the local news these days.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:10.800
    | text      = That is true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:11.640
    | text      = That is true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:12.960
    | text      = I mean, that's just an overwhelming moment.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:15.760
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:17.079
    | text      = That is a remarkable thing to have happened.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:21.560
    | text      = And for us to all have been able to enjoy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:25.060
    | text      = And I mean, there's no way it would have happened
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:27.659
    | text      = if the London Guardian had.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:34.279
    | text      = Oh man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:35.159
    | text      = So do you think it worked?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:37.319
    | text      = Do you think he got some dates?
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    | timestamp = 01:16:38.159
    | text      = Did you follow?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:39.119
    | text      = You did not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:39.960
    | text      = There's no way, listen, I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:42.880
    | text      = I don't know what powers you have these days.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:45.319
    | text      = So I contacted Harmon.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:48.039
    | text      = Well, you've got his God damn email address.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:50.199
    | text      = That's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:51.039
    | text      = I think he still does work there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:52.760
    | text      = Harmon's one of those long timers.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:54.600
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:55.439
    | text      = He's been there quite a while.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:57.920
    | text      = I bet it did work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:59.039
    | text      = I bet it did work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:59.960
    | text      = Yeah, it did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:00.800
    | text      = I think it's a third party who they're trying to get laid.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:03.859
    | text      = There's Harmon who's gonna screen the emails
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:06.640
    | text      = and then this other guy.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:08.239
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:09.060
    | text      = That's no good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:09.899
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:10.720
    | text      = That's really uncomfortable.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:12.000
    | text      = It's intrusive on the part of a boss.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:15.600
    | text      = On the other hand, shows he cares.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:22.079
    | text      = Too much?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:24.840
    | text      = There's an arguability there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:26.960
    | text      = I've done a lot of years in the service industry
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:30.079
    | text      = and I can't even, I can't imagine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:31.800
    | text      = I'm working at Dairy Queen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:36.399
    | text      = We gotta get you laid.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:37.720
    | text      = Yeah, come on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:42.439
    | text      = Also, let me tell you about my packaged food company.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:45.079
    | text      = Yeah, it is crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:47.479
    | text      = There would be consequences for an employer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:49.760
    | text      = who did that to you, but Alex can do it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:52.000
    | text      = on the God damn radio in front of the world.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:54.760
    | text      = I want to say that 2009 was a different time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:57.020
    | text      = Yeah, it wasn't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:57.920
    | text      = Not really.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:58.760
    | text      = Nope.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:59.600
    | text      = I guess 2009 was a different time
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:01.079
    | text      = because he doesn't care about his employees
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:02.560
    | text      = as much anymore.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:05.239
    | text      = This wouldn't happen in 2023
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:07.319
    | text      = because he's mad at the crew.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:08.920
    | text      = You know what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:09.760
    | text      = I'm mad at the crew for not getting laid last night.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:11.359
    | text      = I set him up with all these people
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:14.119
    | text      = at the Texas Roadhouse.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:15.319
    | text      = Right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:16.560
    | text      = I went out and I brought Mystery along
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:18.659
    | text      = to give him some tips.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:20.840
    | text      = Actually, crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:23.100
    | text      = That guy, Strauss, Neil Strauss, who wrote The Game,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:26.319
    | text      = he was gonna write a book with Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:30.039
    | text      = There's just not enough guys.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:31.399
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:32.239
    | text      = There's not enough guys.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:33.840
    | text      = I was making a joke about Alex hanging out with Mystery
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:37.199
    | text      = right now, and then I realized, pick up artists.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:40.479
    | text      = He's right there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:41.319
    | text      = He probably knows Mystery.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:42.640
    | text      = He probably does.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:43.880
    | text      = Wow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:44.720
    | text      = Man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:45.560
    | text      = We've just come to a real revelation about 2009.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:48.359
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:49.199
    | text      = Finally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:50.020
    | text      = I'm full of discernment.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:51.319
    | text      = We figured it out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:52.159
    | text      = I'm full of discernment.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:53.000
    | text      = Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:57.539
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:58.380
    | text      = So that brings us to the end of this year's excursion.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:02.239
    | text      = I think we've learned a lot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:03.640
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:06.479
    | text      = Yeah, you're right, we haven't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:08.819
    | text      = We've learned a few things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:10.939
    | text      = We've learned a few things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:12.260
    | text      = I told you, you know, before we, you know,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:15.359
    | text      = came down like, not a lot going on on this episode.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:18.699
    | text      = Just a lot of bullshit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:19.699
    | text      = And I think I was right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:20.739
    | text      = You've established that, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:22.260
    | text      = So until next time, I'm Neo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:26.020
    | text      = I'm Leo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:26.859
    | text      = I'm DCX Lord.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:30.819
    | text      = Andy in Kansas, you're on the air.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:32.500
    | text      = So thanks for holding.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:35.220
    | text      = Hello, Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:35.859
    | text      = I'm a first time caller.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:36.819
    | text      = I'm a huge fan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:37.579
    | text      = I love your work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:38.500
    | text      = Love you.
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