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    | title         = [[782: February 26, 2023]]
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    | text      = Red Alert. Red alert red alert
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    | text      = knowledge five Dan and Jordan wedding knowledge party.com It's time to pray.
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    | text      = I have great respect for knowledge like knowledge. I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys.
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    | text      = Shang chi or the bad guy Chanology Dan and Jordan knowledge fight need money Andy and Sandy are stopping Andy and Pam handy in Kansas. And the Kansas surely are. Huge fan. I love your word. Knowledge by now knowledge fight.com
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = Hey everybody, welcome back. No tread. I'm Ben. I'm Jordan. We're, like
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = right out the gate with Oh, I'm so sorry.
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = Well, we also like to worship at the altar of saline and talk a little bit about Jones when we're not.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Not ruining the entire show and bringing it to all apologies. That's
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = alright. You had fluid down the wrong way rocked out? Yep.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Yes. Dan Jordan, Dan. Jordan, I have a quick question for you. So what's your bright spot today? My bright
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    | text      = spot today, Jordan. We are recording this and we're releasing it on Thursday instead of Friday this week because we'll be in Milwaukee for live shows at the X ray arcade famous X ray Arcade Miss X ray. Very excited about that. And I just didn't want to think about needing to release an episode while we're there. Totally experienced the time. Yeah. And so this bright spot is maybe a little bit of a non bright spot but also bright spot.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Okay. Okay, like maintaining spots. So tonight,
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    | text      = we're doing the Thursday show. Right? And I had planned something spectacular. Yeah, I was gonna get a cameo for you. As a as it was the way to open up the show. It was gonna be the best. Yeah, see T is on cameo. The Real World Road Rules challenge.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Oh, no. Did he reject your cameo request? He did? No. CT. Oh, no. I watched you in the remake of the world's most dangerous game.
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = I even ZTE even included in my request. We're both big fans. Which isn't actually even true. I'm not a huge
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = fan of who loves him. I enjoy the character he plays on TV but in real life. I don't know if I
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = I think I might have screwed up because I asked him to include as an inside joke, calling you a little loser. That would have been great. Maybe he would have been
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = great. I don't want to get into what that all by. That'll go on the internet. People will say I'm ctes a little looser, Teddy baby guy. Yeah.
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    | text      = And so that is not happening. Although I had made a request. I was ready to make it happen. TJ Lavin is also on there. I considered doing that. But he Yeah, for sure. Out of the price range a little bit to know of course he is. And I don't know how many words he can say at the same time. He might be asking too much. Several $1,000 No, a couple of 100 but still too much. That's too much. Not not even close to the person who I think is asking way too much. And that is project Pat. The rapper project pet really? Yes. How much $650 Oh man for a project pet cameo. Here's what I like about that. Unless it's a guest verse. I don't know if that's worth it. Here's
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = what I like about that. Okay, chances you're gonna get 10 cameos if your project Pat. Low, low, so you don't want to charge 60 bucks per i disagree 600 But that's barely nothing chances you'll get one cameo. Fairly good.
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    | text      = I think I think you could get quite a few. I think a lot of people love chicken head. A lot of people love getting green. That's fair. bolos we'd be on some Twinkie Twinkie.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = I think we need to get in contact with him to see what his numbers are and see if we can improve his his interactions.
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = I think it's gonna cost $650 to get in touch with him to find out
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:04:18.000
    | text      = $650 To try and maximize his viewership
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    | text      = I honestly think he's definitely lost a sale for me because I would have probably if it was considerably cheaper botlane like project that I grew up on that hypnotize minds three six share your world right. But also I was considering 50s Too much. Here's a question that I had also while I was going through cameo trying to find something to play as a surprise for you. Is Peter North a well enough known person that it would like actually have an effect like the legendary
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = okay, I was It's like here's the problem with me. first thought I had for some reason went straight to Elijah Wood in the movie North don't ask me why that happened. Second thought I had the guy who comes along he's very diametrically opposed thoughts
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    | text      = back to apparently he is well known enough to be recognizable.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = I would say he's recognizable to most if not all,
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    | text      = yeah, I had a real real difficult nyct ruined everything once again once again, classic captain. What's your bright
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = red spot is? I mean, you know, barring the obvious considering what will be happening later on this evening, as you listen to this, my bright spot is the Mandalorian it returns it returns from the depths of the book of Boba Fett to once again be not a shitty show grow goo grow goes back right? Yep.
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = I don't know much references. I know that Luke Skywalker showed up last season
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = he did. It was pretty exciting. Yeah. made me cry. Little spoilers. Now, it was fine. I talked about it on the show. Oh, yeah. Grow goo grow that
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = that is a reference for sure. I know that Verner Herzog was on it.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = He was he was first seasoned. He's gone now. He was he was horribly tragic. Oh, I mean, he was a bad guy. He was murdered right? Yeah. Okay.
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    | text      = I don't know much else. I mean, I guess ever like there's a lot of people who look like Boba Fett. Yeah, yeah, they're all the Mandalorian right there in their effects. Is it all the FET family? No, no joke guys. And
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Jango Fett was a Mandalorian. Okay. All right. Then after Mandalorians val is so vandal becomes a bounding Mandalorian is a like an alien race and the lore is the name of a planet. Okay. All right, the leader of which is named manned, Allah. All right, the people of whom are called Mandalorian. Okay. Their their creed Baja Mandalore. So it's not like a specific name for everything yet is one thing. And
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = they're all bounty hunters.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Um, you know? No, but maybe,
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = I guess. You know, it is where that cool hat they
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = suffer from. They do all wear the cool hat. They suffer from classic sci fi brain which says, Well, if we've got one of them, I guess everybody does the same job. Sure. You know? Yeah, work that time. Yeah, you're all bounty hunters now. Okay. Everybody from this planet, I could develop a unique and diverse group of people or you could all be bounty hunters. And this is the bounty hunter planet. So
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    | text      = other than Luke Skywalker, do we get some good fun? Star Wars cameos? Like do you get a Jar Jar? Do we get a boss? No,
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = no, no. So this is a get a Bib Fortuna this is all day Fulanis world. All right now. Way back when? Okay. This guy was only in the cartoons. He was only doing the Clone Wars. He was doing the 3d cartoons that you'd see on Nickelodeon? Sure. Right. Then over time, they were like, how about you run all of Star Wars low key you run all of star? Well, he runs low key to low key and all of Star
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    | text      = Wars. Disney right? Yeah, I guess it could have a crossover. There's
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = like the movies, right? And then there's everything else. And it's basically under the control of this one dude and John fabro. So yeah, so that entire universe is all filled with like Ahsoka Tano. That's a character that started in the Clone Wars cartoon 30 years ago, 20 years ago or something like that. And now she's showing up as riddoch Rosario Dawson in the live action thing, right where it's all this one dude.
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    | text      = Sweet John FEV. Rose, like, deeply involved in running Star Wars stuff and
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Star Wars stuff. We eat us. Yep, yep.
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = What a ride.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = I know for him. Yeah, for him.
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = Think about Ben. Wow, right swinger
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = swingers. From swingers to running Star Wars. We should all dream. I don't know if we can. No one should dream dream big. If you dream that big. You're probably going to become a serial killer. You got to like ease into that. That's got to be an accident.
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = You got to know that I know that it's possible.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = It is possible. I guess. Don't dream big but dream that dreams may come Jon
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    | text      = Favreau has proven that? Yes. Okay. Now we've spent a lot of time on that was in Terry's bright spot. Let's let's get down to business. Jordan. You have an episode to go over? This is February 26 2023. All right. Alex has been out of studio quite a bit which has led to a bit of chaos. Yeah, quite frankly. It sounds right. I've had very little of him to go over outside of him like showing up and like yelling at Owen or Harrison while they're hosting. That's fun. It's not as fun as you want it to be though. And then the worst laid plans of my life yeah. Have fallen apart.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = So many big James
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = this 2003 2004 Dean scream Yeah, so that for the live show yeah. Such a terrible plan on my part. Cuz get this. He doesn't cover it. No,
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = not even a little No, not even once. No, the biggest thing that happened in politics that year. Well, I don't know about that. As far as I remember,
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = really boring for a stretch, like we got through a lot because the holidays and stuff that's not even worth covering, right. And then I get to past the 19th, which is when the scream scream happened. 20th 21st Nothing, no coverage of it. And so I'm like, Okay, we can't do this for the live show. And now I don't have anything from this 2003 2004 Stretch to cover. So I was left in the lurch.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Yeah, it makes the breakneck pace with which we attacked. It seemed kind of silly. In retrospect,
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = quite silly. Yeah. I was telling my friend Angela lamps, Barry about this. And she was like, Oh, wow, I thought you were planning this backwards. I thought you knew the destination and you were working. I was like, Well, yeah, that's probably that's probably how it should have done.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Excuse me, ma'am. You have not listened to our 800 episodes long show before have
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = you. In hindsight, if I ever do this again, like that, yeah, I will do that. No, that makes perfect sense. But I completely whiffed and had to find something new to go over for the live shows. Oh, you know, but we did find something. And so anyway, this is my way of saying that. That's, we're not going to talk about and 2004 episodes have been like, just nothing for a while. Yeah. So I don't have a 2004 episode to go over. But thankfully, on Saturday, or Sunday, I think as a Sunday, Alex came in, didn't come in, did his own video. He's on video and he sounds like shit. Sure. Audio is terrible, right? He is in a weird room somewhere.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:11:50.000
    | text      = They dismantled his home, Alex Jones live studio. Either he's
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = on vacation again, again, or he's in a law office somewhere. Or a holding cell? I don't know. It's bad, right? You'll hear it. It's not great. But we do get to learn about his cat, which is something that I think a lot of people have been curious about. And
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = wait, wait, wasn't the cat discussion we had from 2003
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = era? It definitely was. Okay. So here's the this
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = is a new cat. Okay. Okay. Thanks,
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = guys. Had that cat that he hated? Yeah. Now he has a cat. I mean, he had that wife that he hated. Same thing. Okay. So but he is this, this new cat. And it's purely very expensive, very expensive cat. And in the bankruptcy proceedings, they were, they were shocked to find him claiming it as a $2,000 asset or something. And so he's trying to make a big deal out of how the government wants to take his cat away. So he made a video of himself holding the cat and it's this giant fucking Ragdoll Cat. Wow, it's very cute. It's a delightful cat. But it's all just a very desperate plea for attention, right for people to see him as a victim like, what would you think of my poor daughter who loves her cat? I'm not gonna take your Cowen's
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:13:12.000
    | text      = taking your cat, you are the one who listed your cat as an item to be taken. You're the weird one here. No one else would even think to put their cat on their bankruptcy filing some expensive
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:13:22.000
    | text      = as cats inexpensive cat. So we'll get down to business on this here episode. But first, let's take a little moment say hello to some new Oh, that's a great idea. So first, I was told that this is where I go to get verified on Twitter. Is that not right? Thank you so much. You are now a policy wonk.
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    | name      = Alex Jones
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk. Thank
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = you very much.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:13:39.000
    | text      = It's not right now. Next six foot five. Howard Dean is not real and cannot hurt you. Thank you so much. You are now ballsy walk.
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    | name      = Alex Jones
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = Thank you very much
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:13:48.000
    | text      = next as someone who is in Abba's much less popular musical chess in college, Dan's rendition of one night in Bangkok was so absolutely flawless. I pause the episode to become a policy. Well, thank you so much. You are now policy walk.
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:14:01.000
    | text      = I'm a policy wonk. Thank you.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:14:05.000
    | text      = Dan, I always knew that your singing was going to eventually launch us into the next level. But I didn't know when or what it was going to take. And it was ABA. It was ABA.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:14:14.000
    | text      = But I don't think I did they have another musical called chess because I don't think I don't think the musical chess that I'm talking about was happy because that's Marie. Maybe.
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    | name      = Jordan
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    | text      = I don't know. I don't know anything about chess
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = since we last wrote music. Have you spent one night in Bangkok?
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:14:31.000
    | text      = I have absolutely not. I remain a virginal. I remain untouched by the corruption of your ears.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:14:39.000
    | text      = I would know if you had spent one night in Bangkok I know makes the tough guys.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:14:43.000
    | text      = I know I would. I would walk in here with weak knees. Don't
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:14:46.000
    | text      = be too careful with your company. Next, I've listened to over 100 episodes and only just figured out that the name knowledge fight is based on Info Wars as in knowledge equals info and fight equals wars and it's really affected my confidence. Since and I don't feel like I deserve to be a policy. Thank you so much. You are now policy walk. I'm a policy.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:05.000
    | text      = Thank you very much.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:06.000
    | text      = I get that a lot. Actually, that people don't get the name. I think it's funny sort of, but also it's a stupid name.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:15.000
    | text      = No, that's the thing. I appreciate that they feel like it's upon them to have have failed at Subway when in reality, the name came from two people who thought that this podcast was gonna last maybe six months tops.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:29.000
    | text      = Brain battle might have been a better name in terms of the alliteration. alliteration.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:32.000
    | text      = But you know, the knee we're hearing it back now brain battle sounds kind of dumb.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:36.000
    | text      = Mm hm. I think that's what like, didn't Stephen Colbert go with that? Tucker Buckley?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:42.000
    | text      = Yeah, it didn't last long. Yeah, there we
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:45.000
    | text      = go. 800 episodes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:46.000
    | text      = 800 episodes. Take the tonight show over
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:50.000
    | text      = what state of the union press correspondents dinner. Your prick. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah. We're gonna start off here today with Alex talking about something positive. He's in a good mood about something. And it's comedy based.
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:16:09.000
    | text      = There's 1000s of examples of this. But humanity is really learning to think this is bad. Just 10 years ago, almost no one heard about the New World Order 20 years ago, a tiny bit compared to that 30 years ago, 40 years ago, maybe 1/10 of 1%. Now, in major polls around the world, the most unpopular groups are the globalist Hollywood and all the major corporations they control. And then Woody Harrelson guaranteed because I know people that work at Saturday Night Live, one would have worked Saturday Night Live, and all about the inner workings of Saturday Night Live. And everything they say is heavily scripted, heavily controlled by Dave Chappelle, when he kept on talking about Kanye West and said some things they didn't like, went off script. And they got very, very upset while he talked about going off script, Woody Harrelson who I know personally been friends with a long time. I talked to him two years, we've done some work together, but quite a bit the past I know is basically daily Lester. And what are you smart, smart cookie is dad obviously very, very interesting fella. Leave it at that. But he knows all about the deep state. And he came out on Saturday live last night, I'm gonna play the full monologue before monologues on infowars.com. And said, Man, I'm thinking of a fictional movie, where drug dealers drug cartels be talking about Big Pharma here, make you buy a drug and make you stay locked in your house to take it. So again, these are direct attacks. These are glitches in the matrix. These are people across the board, knowing that the new owner is going to destroy them and their families and they don't fight back against it. And we're seeing this intense fight all the time. Very important clip. Here it is.
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    | name      = Woody Harrelson
    | timestamp = 00:17:45.000
    | text      = Okay, so the movie goes like this. The biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world stayed locked in their homes. And people can only come out if they take the cartels, drugs and keep taking them over and over. That's really the script away. I mean, who's gonna believe that crazy idea?
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    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = You might notice that there's not a lot of laughter?
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:18:14.000
    | text      = No, no, no, I think everybody got exactly where you're going and went, Ah,
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:18:19.000
    | text      = yeah. And it's also the punch lines cut off, but we'll get to that here in a minute. But I would say from the standpoint of comedy, it's at best a sloppy monologue, but like Woody Harrelson is a pretty charismatic dude. So he's talking about smoking a lot of weed and stuff. Yeah. The he's very clearly on script. And you can tell because there's like pre pre made graphics. He's talking about how like,
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:18:44.000
    | text      = he's going off script. He's like, Hey, by the way, put number four up on the screen, right?
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:18:49.000
    | text      = He's talking about how he was smoking a joint in New York, and he brought it from California. He's like, I didn't bring it from California. My manager did and then he's like, No, he's here tonight. Yeah, so they show his manager and then there's a Chiron at the bottom. It's like brought drugs. She they go Yeah, like it's all very much on the rails as it were.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:19:10.000
    | text      = You have an actor doing the monologue. You have his monologue written
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:19:14.000
    | text      = for him? Yes. Yeah. And he doesn't do a terrible job or anything although it feels a little bit weird because at two points during the monologue, he says that he says fifth time hosting SNL and you know five timers Yeah, so he like pretend someone's gonna put a jacket on him. Yeah, and no one comes right right. The audience I don't know if they know how to feel about that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:19:38.000
    | text      = They don't they were like, Wait, shouldn't Steve Martin be coming out and giving him a jacket right now?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:19:43.000
    | text      = It doesn't feel right. Because it does feel disrespectful to Woody Harrelson. Yeah, but they made such a big
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:19:50.000
    | text      = deal. You've said the five timers club is the thing you have to adhere to it. Now. You You were the ones who made it a thing. It's not Woody's fault. No, no, but
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:19:59.000
    | text      = what he's obviously made Getting some kind of a joke that the audience is confused. Yeah. Anyway, I think there's some some failings and choices and because his his monologue is largely about how he smokes a ton of weed, yeah. And drinks a lot. Yeah. It's kind of meandering, maybe by design.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:20:15.000
    | text      = Yeah, that's what you would expect fits that character. That's the whole show went downhill once Castillo left. That's what I have to say. Once Castillo left it, the whole thing was shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:20:26.000
    | text      = Also. I would say that they are not notorious for staying strictly on Skrill
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:20:34.000
    | text      = No, Jimmy Fallon made a career out of being terrible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:20:37.000
    | text      = Yeah, those were many years ago. like it'd be tough for me to use an example like Will Ferrell is bad doctor scam. Yeah, that was not rigidly
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:20:46.000
    | text      = anything they did in the hot tub. I think would Ferrell did basically. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:20:51.000
    | text      = But yeah, it's also Alex's kind of ignoring the part in Woody's monologue where he describes himself as an anarchist and a Marxist. Might, but you know, Woody Harrelson is somebody who's been anti vaccine mitigation measures largely because of his anarchist. Yeah, he comes from a place of like, no state control right. Now that said, he does also have some pretty dumb conspiracy ideas. Yeah. I mean, I don't think he listens to Alex ever
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:21:21.000
    | text      = think that anyone should? And I mean, maybe I'm the one who's mistaken his public persona for the past his entire life. But I feel like people recognize this is not the guy to take advice from on anything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:21:34.000
    | text      = And it almost feels like he understands that. Yeah, he's having a great time with it. Yeah. Also, his dad was a murderer. Okay. See,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:21:41.000
    | text      = I didn't know that part. His dad was a murderer once his dad went
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:21:44.000
    | text      = to jail for killing a judge.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:21:46.000
    | text      = Okay, what's to jail for killing a judge?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:21:50.000
    | text      = Yeah. Okay. So that's what Alex says that his dad isn't
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:21:53.000
    | text      = a secret. That's an interesting character. All right. Okay. It's not not not not it. No, I mean, accuracy is important. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:22:01.000
    | text      = So Alex is thinking about, you know, the Hollywood he's thinking about how he's best friends with Woody Harrelson. And he has some things to say about his time working on Scanner Darkly that I just can't believe
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:22:15.000
    | text      = so I can tell you that I got a few movies not really even asking and got to know what a Hollywood folks like Woody Harrelson and John Reeves and really many many others and they were awake to the new world order we were having dinner hanging out 1516 1718 1920 years ago that's how long I've known those guys under those guys both together but Robert Downey Jr. was also hanging out he was a big jerk but it was an idiot but the point is is that that Jr has A Scanner Darkly Iron Man wait to the New World Order hated the New World Order was having long discussions with me that was also a consultant on the film and updating Philippine next book or and what now? They were really really late back then so that's why I know Woody Harrelson still awake and I know the answer Willie Nelson some other folks but not about name dropping. It's about the fact that I knew well. We Harrelson was awake so long ago,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:23:12.000
    | text      = Alex did a cameo in the movie he didn't like punch up the rim now. He wasn't a scripted by
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:23:18.000
    | text      = Zoltan and he gave it a one over
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:23:22.000
    | text      = unbelievable unbelievable he was on set for half a day tops sitting around the whole time they're shooting and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:23:32.000
    | text      = it's not about quantity. Quality. It's about quality sure you could have been on the film for months but what you learned in those few hours of Alex being on set influenced the entirety of the movie
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:23:43.000
    | text      = fucking Star Lord over absolutely unreal
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:23:47.000
    | text      = what kind of what kind of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:23:48.000
    | text      = disrespectful, who actually delusional adapted the screenplay?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:23:53.000
    | text      = I updated Philip K. Dick. What's the book about
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:23:57.000
    | text      = also Richard? Robert Downey Jr. was probably like, deeply into drugs at this. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:24:02.000
    | text      = no, that makes a little rude.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:24:05.000
    | text      = Makes sense. I thought he was piece of shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:24:07.000
    | text      = I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he acted like an asshole. That's kind of what he did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:24:12.000
    | text      = So you may remember our last present day episode. I believe we covered Alex talking about how the nukes are right around the corner. Yeah, it'll take five minutes for Russia to destroy all of the America they
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:24:24.000
    | text      = got their subs right off the coast. She was bad. Yeah, we weren't gonna survive for the week at least. Yeah. Things are different. Things are different. They're fine. No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:24:33.000
    | text      = worries go away. Looks like we're winning. Oh, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:24:35.000
    | text      = I can with great competence and analysis. Tell you that we reached another major milestone. It was last January, about 13 and a half months ago, in 20.2. That I said, studying the typography of the media landscape, not here in the US but worldwide. And the numbers I'm seeing and the different talk show hosts I see coming out against COVID and lie in the poisoned shots and Big Pharma and the lock downs that they're going to lose not just their current push for force injections, and worldwide ID cards and cashless societies. They're not just going to lose on their force injections, they're going to lose on the whole thing. And we just keep pushing. It's kind of like you get in a fight, the guy starts fighting punches you, you're getting really hard break his nose knocking down. And you kind of wait and see if he gets back up. But if we start back up and go and kick him in the face couple times, and maybe break couple ribs, and what do you do with your family. And that's the analogy I'm using a non violent way for the new world order, what about 13 months ago, broke their nose really bad, and knock them down. And they are getting back up. So politically, non violently, we got to move in, get a good kick into the under the jaw, they keep getting up, gotta go ahead and start stomping the ribs. And it's just what you got to do. So that's where we are ladies and gentlemen, we got to press the attack. 110%. So let me make the new announcement. Like the big announcement here, the new annuity, it's 100% that on. The chain reaction has been achieved, not just on the poisoned shots, not just in the lockdowns, it was their big gamble to use that to get full control of us, but only in places like China, where they're able to get a lot of it done. But you know, Gigi ping is a test that a whole suite again last year, and it caused an explosion across the country and the back off. So he's been basically told and working with the globalists, that channel with the leader of the New World Order if he can successfully get his population out of their control but notice he failed that test.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:26:43.000
    | text      = So we were on the Patriots are winning again. And they all they have to break some ribs or whatever if the globalist try to get back here. And honestly at this point in the episode and throughout. Yeah, the only thing I can point to is that Woody Harrelson Yeah, said some interpretive ly anti vac stuff on Saturday Night Live. Well, that's that's the justification for like the globalists are on the run. The chain reaction has started. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:27:13.000
    | text      = yeah, I appreciate that. The audio quality reminds me of something that the French Resistance might have broadcast during World during the occupation, if you will, if
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:27:23.000
    | text      = Alex had more meaningful things, probably try and do something that harkens to that it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:27:27.000
    | text      = is it is a little bit like that. But if they were talking about their movie reviews, yeah. You know, like, oh, the Germans are killing us all by that, by that by that, but have you heard about the new refund stock film? You know? Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:27:39.000
    | text      = yeah, it but it would be more trivial or trivial? Yes. It would be kind of disposable weekly content. I just, I'm blown away,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:27:55.000
    | text      = I want him see, here's what I want. Because the moment he said 13 months ago, I immediately turned it into like, it was 13 months ago this night that we punched them in the nose and broke it. It was 13 days ago this day, that we pushed them out and force them into the window. It was 13 hours ago this out, you know, like I was
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:28:16.000
    | text      = 13 months ago that he said the invasion of Ukraine would last a day or two,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:28:21.000
    | text      = maybe somewhere around there. Yeah. It was almost exactly 13 months ago. Yeah. Yeah, it's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:28:25.000
    | text      = good. It's not good. at us. It wasn't doing good. 13 months ago, no,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:28:29.000
    | text      = he's not his best work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:28:31.000
    | text      = So I've long been of the opinion that Alex Jones is a great example of somebody who's indoctrinated into very extreme beliefs at a young age, and then pretends that it's open mindedness that led him to this, like I researched all of these points. And turns out this is right, when in reality, he's just an extremist who has never challenged his own worldview in any meaningful way. Yeah, he's more sheltered in his perspectives and opinions than most anybody who lives in a city. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:29:05.000
    | text      = I mean, he's a little bit like, what if the Twilight Zone episode where the kid got everything he wanted, just grew up and never faced any consequences at all?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:29:13.000
    | text      = Right. And I think I think a lot of people might say that. Now he's been all over the place. He's, but in this next clip, I think you kind of get the sense that maybe he is discussing childhood indoctrination into an extremist worldview. Hey,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:29:30.000
    | text      = I want to thank you all for joining us on this live Sunday edition. I want you to listen to me very, very carefully. I have been blessed by God to have your support. I've been blessed by God to have a great family that educated me how the world worked when I was very, very young. And we have a mission here, all of us together. So when I say these things, again, it's not about tooting my horn. The fact that I know the enemy so well and just instinctively, nine times out of 10 an estimate what they're gonna do better than anybody else is a blessing but it's also a curse because Those hate my guts, ladies, gentlemen. And they've done major Pentagon investigations, major CIA investigations, major FBI investigations into me, trying to figure out what agency or foreign group is telling me what to say. And now they know that it's coming from me. And they know that I am like, the equivalent of their top Pentagon futurists. But what I do is I study what the globalist are doing, and I'm against them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:30:24.000
    | text      = from a really young age, his parents taught him all of this stuff. Yeah, all of this nonsense, and other family members. And because of that, he has an ingrained ability to intuit what the enemy is going to do. It's almost like a superpower that he has, because of all of this shit that's been nailed into his head. As as a youth. I feel bad. I mean, not really. I hate him. But for a different person who wasn't him who had experienced this sort of thing. I would feel bad for that person. Yeah, they were not dealt with responsibly as children. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:31:05.000
    | text      = what I see is, I'm writing a movie in my head, and it makes it's like, it's a solid movie. Alright, so you've got this guy, always no consequences, etc, etc. Always believes in himself, right? Grateful loves his family, all those things, right? Finally is laid low, finally recognizes that he himself needs to go to therapy. And then the therapist starts getting into it. And there's the big climax where he goes like, oh, shit, my dad wasn't a good influence on my life. And it all make sense to him. Like there's the beautiful mind graphics. And he's figuring out that Sure, all of his wealth, but also all of his misery came from his dad. Like, he doesn't even know what's going on. Oh, it would be Shakespearean in a tragedy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:31:50.000
    | text      = And then he would politically stabbed the therapist.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:31:55.000
    | text      = I was thinking that he would trip and fall off the edge of a cliff. And I've been like, no, it's finally we feel bad for this guy. It takes it takes a lot to get there. It's a tough movie to sell. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:32:05.000
    | text      = Someone like Alex is tough to find pathos for Yeah, that's where you kind of have to abstract it to like somebody else who isn't the him 100% of this. I'd feel really bad. Yeah. Because if you take him at his word, he's saying that like, I don't know, you had this shit beat into your head at a young age, and it made you like, have instinctual knowledge. Yeah, you don't have because you're wrong. He's wrong about everything. He's pretending that like I can instinctually tell what the the enemy is going to do. But if if he did think that he should challenge that assumption by like, keeping a track record, right? He's been wrong across the board, right? You'd have to then realize you do not have an ability to intuit what other people are going to do, or what your imaginary enemies are going to do. And your parents led you astray and just brought you up in a extreme right wing Yeah. Nonsensical world. No,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:33:04.000
    | text      = it's one of the great classic tropes to be the person who is brainwashed into a fascist world who, who sees everything through the point of view of like, No, we're helping people. We're, we're the good guys here. And then when challenged outside of the propagandists fear, they come to the realization that no, we are not in fact, the good guys, this would be like, if Alex went out and saw everything, it was like, man, you know what, actually, we are the bad guys. That's fucking great. I love it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:33:31.000
    | text      = I mean, consider how much he's built up around himself to allow himself to never have to have those challenges. And you'd think that maybe, you know, this kind of a court battle or whatever would would provide some kind of, like, recognition on his part of like, what he's actually involved in how serious this is. Yeah, but no, he just can come up with rationalizations for any kind of negative consequence. And then of course, consequences mean that you're on the right track. So he's just whether those ideas were influenced by his parents or his family or not like he's just down a path that reinforces the worst conclusions. Yeah, doesn't there's no end to it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:34:15.000
    | text      = Yeah, I mean, in Star Wars terms to think of it this way You know, you've got you've got your Darth Vader right. Not beyond redemption. He's still got it. It's still their emperor guess what Emperor is going down the shaft Emperor is beyond what you throw the Emperor down the shaft. You don't ask question. He shoot lightning. You don't be like maybe we can help this guy. No, fuck the Emperor. Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:34:37.000
    | text      = Have you noticed that? Alex does Emperor impressions all the time? Yeah, I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:34:40.000
    | text      = have noticed. Yes. Nope.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:34:45.000
    | text      = Anyway, Alex wants to talk more about Woody Harrelson.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:34:48.000
    | text      = Here's Woody Harrelson last night on Saturday Night Live, and they normally have approved scripts. Just like Dave Chappelle is going to come out. He went off script where he comes out attacks In VCs talk show Saturday Night Live that their main sponsor is Pfizer. Second largest sponsor is Madonna. But despite that Woody Harrelson got up there, begged them what he was going to say. And then live on TV hit him in the cold open. And that took courage and it took focus and it took will for him to do that. And basically expose how a drug cartel took control of our world, lock us in our house and try to make us take the drug that didn't get as high. But that destroyed our immune system made us sick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:35:34.000
    | text      = So that's an entirely made up story. imagined, the whole story Alex is telling has no connection to reality. It's just the heroic storyline that Aleksa gets excited about. And he knows that he can sell to his audience super easily. What what he did wasn't off script. And if you watch the full monologue, it was a bit of a jab at the foreign pharmaceutical companies. But it wasn't some big anti Vax stand and woody wasn't exposing that the shots or poison or any of that bullshit. Yeah, it's important to also recognize that in order for Alex to make these arguments work that he's doing, he has to selectively edit Woody's monologue. Here's where the clip cuts off every time Alex plays it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Woody Harrelson
    | timestamp = 00:36:14.000
    | text      = And people can only come out if they take the cartels, drugs and keep taking them over and over through the script away. I mean, who is gonna believe that crazy idea?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:36:30.000
    | text      = Now, so interestingly, that isn't the end of Woody's joke. There's still a punch line that's left to come. Yeah. And actually the next line, the last line kind of ruins Alex's entire point. So here is that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Woody Harrelson
    | timestamp = 00:36:43.000
    | text      = the biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world stayed locked in their homes. And people can only come out if they take the cartels, drugs and keep taking them over and over through the script away. I mean, who is gonna believe that crazy IKEA, being forced to do drugs? I do that voluntarily.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:37:14.000
    | text      = When you omit the last line, you take away some of the meaning of Woody's joke, which is why Alex plays the edited version. With the last line included, it becomes a lot harder for Alex to sell the audience. This bold anti Vax stance because really what what he was saying is that no one would need to make him take a vaccine because he would take it willingly as he does with a bunch of drugs. Yeah. Anyway, Alex is playing an edited clip of Woody Harrelson Saturday Night Live monologue, and that seems to be one of the major reasons he thinks the globalists are on the ropes. This is really dumb, but not not surprising,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:37:47.000
    | text      = through that script away. Because I fucking love vaccines. I put vaccines in my body on the daily every morning. I wish I had more places I have to inject between my toes. I've got so many vaccines in me right now. I love
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:38:03.000
    | text      = I'm shooting up in my dick thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:38:07.000
    | text      = He like turns around, there's a needle out of the back of his neck.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:38:11.000
    | text      = There's other big signs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:38:13.000
    | text      = Yes, absolutely. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:38:15.000
    | text      = I think I think that he said some pretty dumb things as it relates to vaccines, your stuff and I kind of disagree with him some what, but I get where he is opposition to mandates comes from, from his anarchist perspective. I strongly disagree. But I think it's different than Alex's perspective, right? Yeah. And I think that that joke was kind of dumb.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:38:40.000
    | text      = Maybe wasn't well, wasn't well written or very well performed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:38:44.000
    | text      = But it's also I don't know, I guess Woody Harrelson
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:38:47.000
    | text      = cares.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:38:48.000
    | text      = I don't really,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:38:49.000
    | text      = I just don't care. I just don't care anymore about what SNL says about anything. I might I was sent this morning, my dad sent me a Fox News article about because Lori Lightfoot is no longer there. Chicago, man. Yeah, we're all stoked. Everybody's happy, whatever. Well,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:39:05.000
    | text      = we'll see how the runoff goes. Yeah, well, you know,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:39:08.000
    | text      = we're all happy for the short period of time when we don't technically have a mayor. That's when Chicago's anarchy, we finally blossom into the beautiful city that we could be
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:39:16.000
    | text      = someone came out on the bridges. They can't pull them. They can't pull them up again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:39:21.000
    | text      = But it is like the whole article is based around some tweet that some dumb lady put out. Like, I don't care. That's not I don't care. I'm not doing it. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:39:32.000
    | text      = Yeah. I mean, I think that Twitter is such a good thing that allows us to get information around but also it I don't know. Why Why pay attention to stuff that like, Would you would you ever care about Saturday Night Live monologues if someone else didn't?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:39:53.000
    | text      = I literally I really I literally replied with if nobody if there weren't any journalists around to it. split this tweet. Would anyone care
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:40:02.000
    | text      = if this tweet fell in a forest? Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:40:04.000
    | text      = exactly. This is this is 100% we accidentally gave all of journalism a lazy button where they just get to be like, boom, my work is done for today.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:40:14.000
    | text      = Now that's the you know, that's not to say that some things that happen on a live can't be, you know, offensive shirt. You know, I think that Dave Chappelle is yeah, no such thing was maybe that may be merits a little bit of conversation. Sure. But this one I don't know. Leave feel. I feel like this is this is like him complaining about something that happened on Real Time with Bill Maher. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:40:37.000
    | text      = no, don't care. We need we need a large flashing light for innocuous whenever something like this happens where it just flashes like, oh, I guess we don't care then moving on.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:40:48.000
    | text      = Yeah, but I agree with you. But also because I'm agreeing with you. I have to take back to take back my use of Bill Maher. That isn't to knock you Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:40:57.000
    | text      = no, no, that's definitely sometimes hurtful. Yeah. But but
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:41:01.000
    | text      = generally on the HBO version of his show, when Alex would complain about stuff that was trivial nonsense, does not matter at all. Whereas nowadays, Bill Maher's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:41:10.000
    | text      = real worse. He's amazing. Um, just a giant hassle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:41:14.000
    | text      = So yeah, big times. It's Saturday Night Live. I don't know. I don't think Alex will ever probably bring this up again. I think this is just a nice one day thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:41:23.000
    | text      = I assume that they he said they posted the clip on bandit video. I imagine they cut out the part where the joke happens, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:41:29.000
    | text      = I didn't check but I would assume Yeah, you would have I heard him play it on his show a bit. And it's always that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:41:35.000
    | text      = always. That would make sense. Yeah. But there's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:41:39.000
    | text      = some actual news, I guess. Okay. Some other news. Alex has decided that the way the globalists are going to attack is infrastructure. Terrorism Sure. They're gonna bomb stuff. All right. What have you Okay, I think he's trying to feed off the feelings about train derailment, right that have happened. Certainly, the food plant stuff maybe isn't as exciting anymore, but there's still the memory of it. The echo
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:42:07.000
    | text      = I shouldn't we all be forced to like stop for a moment. And before we get to go on, we have to stop and be like, Wait, remember how we were all that? We were all like, Oh, shit. food processors are on fire all the time. Right now. We all lost our minds. Now we've calmed down. Let's move forward. Okay. It's a few months later. We're fine. We're not maybe next time we don't let this happen again. No. Oh, because it's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:42:29.000
    | text      = happening again. Oh, shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:42:30.000
    | text      = There have been 1000 Plus percentile increases in oil refinery and gas processing centers. Because we're already out of diesel in Australia, in New Zealand, in Europe, in Western Europe, in the UK and Central America and South America and Mexico. And what happened Friday. I looked it up. I can talk the sin number of Pemex disasters, number of Pemex fires. Look up. What percentage of oil systemics plot of the US what supplied is refined gasoline is that Max give the US between five and 50% depending on the time. And Mexico that's state run. Oil and gas company has been ramping up production during the recruiting war in the last year, and so under globalist pressure, they announced about a month ago, they're going to cut production to the United States in 2023. What's now begun? So a lot of people are saying well, you have three Pemex factories on Friday blue, I mean, blue sky high sky like what you saw, but even bigger, much bigger than Ohio. If two in Mexico that mainly supply the United States, blue sky high, and then one in Texas, blue sky high all the same day. You look up Pemex disasters, they don't have one a year on average this big, they'll have a small fire one thing will blow up but not or they'll have one of their drilling facilities blow up. But there's a lot of that these are big. You just said
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:43:59.000
    | text      = there's a lot of that concern flow one sky,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:44:03.000
    | text      = brick in high on the same day, that's a message. And a lot of folks will say, well, that's probably the Russians because they're mad because Biden in the global what blew up the Nord Stream pipeline last year? Did the Russians cut off the Keystone pipeline? Did the Russians shut down more than 2000 spurs and sub pipelines and dozens of major pipelines in the last few years? Or 26 months now? The globalist
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:44:32.000
    | text      = yeah so the globalists are blowing up these Pemex facilities apparently
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:44:36.000
    | text      = so based on what Alex is saying, though, do you think some globalist tried messing with the drilling and then after they succeeded a few times after they succeeded a few times everybody was like no man, this happens all the time, but we didn't even notice that you guys sabotage things blows up all the time. And nobody is concerned about that whatsoever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:44:55.000
    | text      = Yeah, there's 1,000% increase that's just completely Get up number. He can't substantiate any of this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:45:02.000
    | text      = If you if you tell me that there's 1,000% increase, right? And then you say that three is a huge amount. Well, in one day, okay, so three is a massive amount and one. So that would mean that there's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:45:15.000
    | text      = 1000 in a year. Right? Right. If there was if the if the 1000 of the 1000 increase? Yes, three a day, let's say,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:45:25.000
    | text      = well, 1,000% it's, it's, it's a polynomial, isn't it? So the reward
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:45:30.000
    | text      = of a fire the year before, to me, doesn't work now. So there were three fires at Pemex locations in one day. That is true. One of them at a refinery in Veracruz didn't even hold production, it was just more of an inconvenience, although five people were injured. There was a fire at one in Deer Park, Texas, but it was put out and I don't believe there are any reported casualties or injuries that that one either. There was a another one at a different plant that was a storage facility in Veracruz and that one was a bit more severe. There's at least one fatality that I saw reported and some people who are still missing. Yeah, from that that one is is pretty bad. And all you know, anytime there's a place that's involved in fuel and fire, yeah, it's not. It's not. Not scary. Right. Right. Right. So I don't want to say that there are minor things, but they didn't blow sky high. I mean, Alex is just exaggerating that shit. You're you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:46:27.000
    | text      = What do you even mean when you say something blue sky high? Right? What's the height?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:46:33.000
    | text      = Every vote the sky? Exactly. That's very sad, like this stuff. And, you know, I feel for the workers. But there isn't any evidence of malfeasance. There are fires at Pemex locations fairly regularly. Three in a day is a lot. I'll admit that. But it's Alex's job to prove that there's something more going on here than a coincidence. Yeah. And he hasn't even tried to do now. No, he just said 1,000%. He doesn't even realize that that's his responsibility. If anyone wants to take these claims series, three of them happened in the day. This is the same game plan that he had with the food plants and then the train derailments, people are noticing something and paying attention to it. So he's come up with a conspiracy narrative about it that fits into his worldview and helps us the current headlines to funnel people into his revenue stream. If Alex actually cared about any of these issues, he would be championing stricter regulation of these types of facilities, more rigid inspection regimes, and robust public funding to make sure these types of semi avoidable problems happen as rarely as possible. Yeah. Because quite frankly, some of this stuff is just a byproduct of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:47:35.000
    | text      = the you work with insanely dangerous and volatile shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:47:38.000
    | text      = Yeah, some some stuff. Even you do your best. There's a chance that things can go wrong. Oh, no, like, will you know what I'm saying? Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:47:46.000
    | text      = we should be more amazed at what we can control and more humble about what we can't. Yeah. As opposed to being like, look at what we can do. Nothing will ever go wrong. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:47:59.000
    | text      = So this is kind of interesting, because it's nonsense, Alex's version of this. But I wasn't really prepared for the specific conspiracy that he was going to lay out about this. And it starts here. The facts are
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:48:17.000
    | text      = and I was looking at the numbers earlier, I sent some of the artists the crew that if just two years ago, Mexico was supplying about 5% of our oil. It's been as high as 15%. They looked at on a weekly basis. Hundreds of millions of barrels a month to the United States. And now three of their plants have blown up to in Mexico, two in the US, ladies and gentlemen, but two together and understand the only way the globalist can attack us now is undreds of food processing plants blowing up, factories blowing up, I mean, 1015 a day. It's all over the place. And then the word goes out. Justice Department is enforcing arson inspection there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:49:03.000
    | text      = Okay. Justice Department is like hey, listen, we're not investigating fires this year.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:49:12.000
    | text      = That's news to DOJ because they are
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:49:18.000
    | text      = what a day at work. That would be
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:49:20.000
    | text      = I that is Alex's way of trying to explain why there aren't criminal charges for these accidents that happen at places like oil refinery or food processing right. He's like what Wait wait wait, this is sabotage but like why are they putting season on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:49:41.000
    | text      = put it they put a stand down order on all fire investigations very
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:49:45.000
    | text      = dumb and so made up it he's, it's remarkable. It's just the confidence with which he just makes things insane. It's beautiful.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:49:56.000
    | text      = It is. I mean, I have to ask the question is So they send hundreds of barrels a month. Is that a lot? I feel like that's not that that's not as big as we might think it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:50:08.000
    | text      = seems Hughes also fudging the numbers. All right, historically, Mexico is a net negative importing. We import a net negative. Right, right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:50:19.000
    | text      = They get more than we take. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:50:21.000
    | text      = If any of this work at all true that Canada would be where the fires were. Yeah, they'd be blowing up oil stuff. And
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:50:31.000
    | text      = that's where we get. That's where we get way more oil from anymore. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't make sense. If it's only hundreds of barrels, that's really not even putting a dent in things
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:50:39.000
    | text      = not not really am and we export more oil to them than we take him? Yeah, that just means we'd have to give them more oil. It's really, really stupid. Yeah. And he could do better if the it was Canada, but unfortunately, there isn't a Canadian oil company that has these fires that people have been posting viral stuff and conspiracy community about so he can't really make use of that. Right. So he has to go with this and use a really just just a built on sand as narrative. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:51:09.000
    | text      = I feel like this is terrible. This is propelling towards like a black mirror episode where the guy runs out of good conspiracies. So he winds up hiring terrorists to cause bombing so he can cover them like so until it gets caught. And it's a whole thing. That's what the globalists would do. That's exactly what the globalist would do. Just a false
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:51:27.000
    | text      = flag for nukes. Exactly. So anyway, the DOJ not charged people with arson. Nope. Turns out quite quite a big piece of news.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:51:36.000
    | text      = Yeah, show. They also had not been doing inspections or investigations or any charges for arson. So these owners of companies get the word. The DJ doesn't have to blow them up. Hey, the word is you can just blow this battery up and get the insurance money. The company's do it. Wink, wink. And then there's less food and water and energy and everything collapses, it goes down. There's ways to stop this. We'll talk about we'll come back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:52:05.000
    | text      = Well, that's dumb. Insurance is not a long term business strategy. Most restaurants whenever they have to have a fire, it's not one day. It's not like, oh, we need to get stay open for another six months,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:52:19.000
    | text      = or some fraud isn't your first choice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:52:26.000
    | text      = Oh, we got a debt for the deficit this year. Should we take out a loan now? Let's burn the factory again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:52:31.000
    | text      = The good news to
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:52:36.000
    | text      = everybody. We're getting the bonus.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:52:40.000
    | text      = Okay. Yeah, that's fun. Yeah. Also the DOJ. You can go to their website. And they have a bunch of arson convictions and prosecutions course. So yeah, this is just this. This is patently wrong. Easily provably false. Yeah. And just dumb. The idea of it is dumb.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:53:02.000
    | text      = I love how much it's like a constant struggle for being like, Oh, they're saying this out in public. This is open now they're announcing this. And yet when you have public information that is readily available to if you would like to search the FBI statistics. Oh,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:53:17.000
    | text      = no, no, no, no, it's boring. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:53:20.000
    | text      = You can't find this public information that's on their website.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:53:24.000
    | text      = I only want to hear conjecture. tiktoks Oh, it's all I want. Yep. So anyway, Alex gets to talking about Q.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:53:33.000
    | text      = On all right. And so he does listen to our show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:53:38.000
    | text      = No, I think would have would this have been? No, because this is from the weekend. Oh, that's right. This is before I got John. No, no cannot possibly be response. just coincidence. Yeah. But he lost a lot of fans because of q&a. Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:53:53.000
    | text      = Another big example of this is Q. I lost two and a half years ago during the Trump campaign. About a third of our audience get hurt us worse than D platforming. What do you think was fake? Under the Pope and you know, hadn't really been arrested? I knew
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:54:11.000
    | text      = that. That was
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:54:13.000
    | text      = not q. H. It wasn't running child kidnapping rings, underground bases. I mean, it was in the WikiLeaks that way. destas were involved in evil stuff. And then there were a bunch of pedophiles. We expose that but they created a fake thing. That was cartoon eyes to make all of us that were serious look stupid.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:54:29.000
    | text      = So Alex is playing a little fast and loose here. Two and a half years ago is like the 2020 time, like, just take it back a little bit further, right. I mean, like, the prevailing narratives that were going on on Infowars and the early Q stuff were very similar. They're very in sync. Steve might as well have started queue, quite frankly, in terms of the counter coup narratives that he was he was putting forth and Alex continue to have Steve on as like a respected expert even after he said that the Pope had been around lasted?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:55:00.000
    | text      = Well, I mean, in that very clip right there, he says, I knew Tom Hanks wasn't doing that. Obviously pizza gate is true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:55:09.000
    | text      = Well, yeah, that's a problem because no because he his whole thing with pizza gate is like I never was into the restaurant.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:55:18.000
    | text      = Sure, but Podesta has the in the WikiLeaks Podesta is like, that's what he's doing. What if you're saying that in the WikiLeaks is obviously true that Podesta ran a child trafficking ring, then you're essentially saying that their conspiracy is so stupid, because it has a different guy running the imaginary ring?
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:55:38.000
    | text      = Yeah, yeah. Fair enough. Yeah, but that's the way that Alex stays grounded. He's like, hey, Craig, here's a document behind. You. Just look at Tom Hanks and say he's in Gitmo or something. Yeah, if Alex lost any audience to Q anon A to B girls Q's more fun. That is a game of riddles that needed to be solved instead of a dumb show where an idiot alcoholic lashes out at an audience based on whatever mood he happens to be in that day. Yeah, like honestly, MBT can even come down with that sanctimonious nonsense like thinking he's better than you. Yeah, get the fuck out it like he was so into common ping pong stuff in the early time. Joe Biggs was into that. Yep, they had Jack per sobic on to do an interview about him going to ping pong. Yep, getting kicked out and how scary it was there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:56:31.000
    | text      = I just have no fuck off. I have no time for one part of the crazy world looking at another part of the crazy world being like, see those guys are nuts. No time for little annoying. No time for it. Yeah. So Alex knows who started Q. And this song and dance has been done before he's doing it again. He's got three days.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:56:48.000
    | text      = Otherwise, we reveal who it was, who were babies to this. And then they got mad at me thinking Oh, you don't know about the secret White House to the CIA. You don't know about the Trump administration and what Trump's gonna do, and He's invincible. And he's with cue when I know who started the cube. But I've not said Who because they've asked me not to. And I was approached by US intelligence, a group within it. There's a bunch of factions, and people that had been high level in the Trump campaign and some mid level and some speech writers and some people that had been an intelligence. And I said, we saw what you did. They came and visited me and awesome. I saw how we expose Hillary and the WikiLeaks and the devil worship and how effective it was that was true. They said, The problem is you get the blame, you get hurt. But this can be done through 4chan and HN. And then we can do it successfully. That only ran a couple months. And then it got taken away and somehow moved by a more powerful element of that and turn it into disinformation operation. And I mean, those are real people, folks. Like I'm a real person on average, 20 years, I'm not some nebulous skew thing. And people said, Oh, you're just jealous of you expose the New World Order. Oh, no, that was
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:58:08.000
    | text      = I'm jealous for different reasons.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:58:10.000
    | text      = That was people like Barry Goldwater in the 60s was I didn't expose him to or most people living get exposed to or it was Barry Goldwater. It was John Burnside. It's not about Reddit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:58:26.000
    | text      = Yeah. Alex Love the JVM. Wow. So this is all bullshit. And Alex has said this stuff a bunch of times in the past. So I'm not even going to dwell too much on the idea that military intelligence visited Alex and floated the idea of this by him before they took it to Fortune refuse. I just have one thought, though. And that is that if Alex is sincere in this in any way, he has an indisputable moral obligation to reveal who these people are and exactly what happened. Alex is lying. But if we pretend that he's not, then he knows the names of people who've run an elaborate psyop on the American public that has led to tons of death, the storming of the Capitol and the formation of essentially a leaderless doomsday cult, even if you believe that they met well, and someone else took it over after a few months. These people need to be held responsible for their actions. Presumably, they were public employees when they did this, and they are accountable to us the public. Alex not identifying them makes him complicit in their actions. And that should be a criminal act. This is all made up. So it doesn't matter. But just consider how if Alex weren't lying, he's still a gigantic piece of shit for actively covering up what would be one of the largest abuses of public trust in decades. Yeah, it's comical to imagine what he would be involved in covering up if he wasn't full of shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:59:42.000
    | text      = Yeah, I mean, that means if you're if you're saying that they came to you, at this period of time, saying that you should do this thing, right? And then you know all about this stuff. Then you are telling me that I have to go back to that period of time on your show. And if you If purposefully kept this hidden from me, knowing full well what it's going to do, then you are the person that I cannot trust anymore. Yeah, they're the ones who are trying to do this shit. I never trusted them. I trusted you to tell me what those assholes are doing. And you lied to me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:00:17.000
    | text      = Yeah. And like, so. The earliest times, like the first cue drop was about like, Hillary Clinton has been arrested. Yeah, yeah. You know, or whatever. So like, that was the people that Alex Yeah, that had to have been the people that out he was talking about, so they were full of shit running the scam on people. Yeah, as well. Right. So Alex has a responsibility to like, if any of this were true, yeah. It's just such it's such nonsense. He just wants to be a big boy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:00:47.000
    | text      = I know. And it's this is it's it is it is so much like, when your ego gets in the way of your narrative, you know, like, I have to be Forrest Gump in every possible pie. You know, I've got to be there. But if I am there, then I'm essentially a traitor to everything that I've ever believed in as yet. But because no one cares what I say. I'll just go ahead and say, I mean,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:01:11.000
    | text      = his show is called Info Wars. It's the information war, right? I mean, like he is complicit in and sat passively by, right, well, agents of the government, or someone who is running for office, used subterfuge and a cya on the American public to deceive them into making some conclusion. And Alex is, I guess, fine with that. I mean,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:01:37.000
    | text      = now you know what disinformation is sometimes necessary for both enemies and allies? TJ
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:01:42.000
    | text      = Jefferson. Yep. So there's gonna be some race wars, apparently.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:01:47.000
    | text      = So so that's why I want you know, the victories we're having now you can see them and the world awakening and then backing off the shots and the global is in trouble. But the problem is, they're going to launch wars. They're gonna launch cyber attacks. They are going to kind of watch race war. Look, I guess, is there a problem of minority of a minority of black people going out attacking whites? Because the liberal media says whites are evil and deserve to be attacked? And is the media covering it up? Yes. And as 10,000 plus white people here, being brutally murdered by black people wrong? Yes. And I'm against
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:02:19.000
    | text      = what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:02:20.000
    | text      = I think Alex is trying to stick up for his buddy Dilbert here. What? But yeah, those numbers are ridiculous. Okay, so if I stayed crimpers are literally impossible. No,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:02:29.000
    | text      = they're literally impossible. Yeah, we would be out of white people within a very short
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:02:33.000
    | text      = period of time. Yes. That's what he's saying. Yes. No, there's not a chance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:02:38.000
    | text      = I mean, I don't understand how you can handle it. If if you're describing this as something that's true. That is not a hand waivable thing? No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:02:46.000
    | text      = But here's the thing, like, you know, he, he's just a racist, and he likes to hide his racism behind this idea that there's these these racially charged crime statistics where the globalists are covering up Sure. And now, the reality is that this is a white supremacist talking point, right. And one of the most effective ways that people get radicalized into this pipeline, right? Is the like people manipulating and lying about these statistics, right? It's inspired at very least Dylann Roof. Yeah, I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:03:21.000
    | text      = mean, I just don't I just don't get how someone can hear that and not and hear him it. See the problem isn't that you're saying it? Because, fine, you're a fucking racist. You're gonna say that shit. I feel like the problem in my head is if I'm a racist listening to this, I can't handle you being like, sure. 10,000 White people are being killed every day in a mass racist attack. And the media is covering up. We all know this. Sure. That's just a fact of life for us. Right? You know, we white people just walking down the street. I have lost 16 friends in the past two years alone, right, you would have to have that kind of information. That's how many people are being murdered. Everyone
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:03:57.000
    | text      = I know was the target of the Knockout Game. Yeah,
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:04:01.000
    | text      = absolutely. It's, it's amazing. Yeah. Like, you can't hear that without being like, well, then we need to if that was true, and you said any group of people was doing that, that's an immediate emergency. That is an immediate emergency.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:04:16.000
    | text      = So there's another emergency
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:04:20.000
    | text      = suddenly find this forum and come back next hour and then talk about the head of the Young Turks talking about sex with animals and then attacking me he wants my cat I'm not joking. He starts talking about sex with animals and then he wants to buy cat. I'm not joking. It's coming up. Just look at the depraved minds. These people will be right back. Stay with us our number two.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:04:36.000
    | text      = So the implication is that Genk huger wants to have sex with Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:04:40.000
    | text      = Yeah, Jake wants to fucking cat. Hey, all right. where's the where's little hammer buddies over there? Let's, let's roll it all up into
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:04:47.000
    | text      = Oh, hey, there's another thing Alex was wrong about? Yeah. So jank years ago. Maybe drunk? I'm not entirely sure sure. He was on the show. And he was making a joke about how when If you were a benevolent king, he would make it legal to have sex with animals if you were given pleasure to the animal, and then everybody was like, What are you talking? Yeah, I think it was a talking shit kind of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:05:12.000
    | text      = session, but try you give it your best. And then sometimes you're a little bit off, some
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:05:16.000
    | text      = people are able to argue this kind of thing in a funny way. That is kind of infuriating to people. Right? There's a episode of I think it's improv for humans, where John Kimberling is making this argument. He debates a listener. And it's, it's very funny because of how infuriated the person gets at not being able to get over the hurdles. Sets up, right, right. jank was not as adept of this, and you know, sometimes people say kind of shocking things that are dumb, but they think are funny. I that's kind of the vibe I get from that clip. So anyway, that was years ago. Yeah, yeah. And now Genk did a video where he talks about how Alex's cat should be taken away. He didn't say that he wants to take away Alex cat. He writes Alex's cat taken away from him, right? That's like, give me that cat. Right. I'm gonna come out publicly and say I want that cat. Yeah, let's take old cat. We'll take it. It's a big old chubby cat. It's a cutie. Now that's not fair. His kid deserves to have its patent on a separate
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:06:24.000
    | text      = pepper fuckup a pet situation? What kind of what kind of monster would do
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:06:28.000
    | text      = that? Yeah. But Celine would take good care of that cat. They'd become great friends. Yeah. But yeah, leave it in the home. Yeah. Um, so here's the situation, Alex is gonna lay out what's going on with the cat, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:06:43.000
    | text      = I don't even want to play four minutes. That's how long it is. Here's shank neuter chain. He wants to legalize sexual animals a pleasure. I'm the same guy that attacking me and saying all these horrible things about on the show. And it really did happen last Wednesday, last Thursday. I'm in a bankruptcy, corporate bankruptcy for free speech to reorganize personal bankruptcy to show how all these Hiddens 10s of millions, hundreds of billions. It's all lies. And so the Justice Department to get involved when they want. And they have gotten involved. And I've already had some hearings with them. And so they said the 30 minutes long, three hours long. That's why I went on the first hour of the show started at 9am. And from nine to noon. And that was Thursday and they didn't bring it up. My cat asked him how much it was worth and I'm not into a fancy breed stuff. I'm not even a cat guy. But my daughter was three wanted a cat. I thought okay, let me Google and it was true. Actually, we will say that isn't controlled yet. You could go and write answers now. What what why are we adding this? What is the most doglike cat devastating? And ragdolls Joe Rogan good friend of mine has ragdolls for many years. Watch the big ragdoll person went back decades. Incredible. And I'd say I'm a dog guy. Man, this cat isn't Pro. And he's amazing. Moshe. And he's named after the Disney character Mulan. But she just named the mooshu She liked that word. Why can't he be named after comes up with lots of great and like it's a blank and she has a blanket she loves she sleeps with weekly. She named a cat moose. You should you can entertain a motion. And so they weren't there. I must say the Sandy Hook families want Lucia saying the Justice Department wants to harass me ever to get
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:08:29.000
    | text      = seem defensive about the cat's name. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:08:30.000
    | text      = that's crazy. Yeah, that's nuts.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:08:33.000
    | text      = So I will say that Alex spends a disproportionate amount of time talking about this. Yeah, that makes sense. So yeah, it's it's a it felt like maybe an hour of the show. It wasn't but it felt like it. It goes on and on him. Like multiple segments complaining about jank. Yeah. wanting his cat and wanting to have sex with animals. You know, it's just it's a lot. I just
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:08:58.000
    | text      = wish here. I don't I don't want this because this is this might seem a little bit this might come off the wrong way. Okay, I wish that other people wouldn't talk about Alex like jank and like that kind of stuff. I wish that they wouldn't put those clips on there because he should just go away well, but but should just go away. It's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:09:18.000
    | text      = also bait like Exactly,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:09:21.000
    | text      = exactly. And you should just if Alex goes away, and I know people will be like, Oh, well Jordan, you just want it for your No no, no one talks about us. We're not we're not talking about in the media. Nobody's clipping Alex through us. Right Alex doesn't talk about us. If you leave Alex to us than Alex is contained in this little world. It's like trapping him in a in a glass. It's like dripping them under a glass. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:09:44.000
    | text      = I will. I am happy to sacrifice myself as a Horcrux.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:09:52.000
    | text      = People clip us talking and not Alex and that's essentially what we should be doing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:09:56.000
    | text      = Well, well, I I agree with You somewhat and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:10:01.000
    | text      = you know what I'm saying? Like, what I'm saying is what I want is for Alex to go away
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:10:05.000
    | text      = more realistically, I think that what you would hope for is for people to recognize when things are bait, and Alex posting that video of himself with his cat saying that the government wants to take his cat. Yeah, like, that's bait. They was doing that in order to get attention for himself and to drive traffic to Infowars. Get his name out there, keep him in people's minds. There's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:10:28.000
    | text      = nothing better than hearing the Young Turks say something stupid about his cat. Because then he can put that out there and all of his fans will be like, See, he's still under attack by the club.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:10:38.000
    | text      = He gets to play the victim of not only is he the victim of this guy who wants to have sex with animals. Thank you. Yeah. Also the victim of the state. Take away his poor cat. That kid loves so much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:10:50.000
    | text      = Oh, yeah. Yeah, Woe is me. It's, it's weak teeth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:10:55.000
    | text      = Well, sure. And I think that, yeah, here's one of the reasons why I agree with you. This, this is probably impossible to attain. But if no one else covered him, like these outlets, like the Young Turks and what have you, yeah, if Alex wanted to navel gaze, the only thing he could do complain about be us. And I would, I would be curious to see if you would do that if you needed to hit it for his own self calm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:11:23.000
    | text      = I know. I mean, I just, I just feel like, that's kind of the thing that people don't understand that we learned for through so much time, you know, like, the fact that other people don't talk about us. And the fact that he doesn't talk about us like the combination of those two things. If we can keep him under glass, then he cannot hurt anyone. You know, you're gonna
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:11:49.000
    | text      = get hurt some people they would limit things it would it's like, it's like how, you know, with those the industrial plants and stuff, you know, like you do everything right. And there's still going to be some danger. Yeah, you trying to have regulation? Action totally are the version. I mean, we regulate Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:12:07.000
    | text      = And it's like, I get it. I want you to have fun. I don't want people does not have fun with it. But you know, at the same time, it's like, I this is this is our job for humanity. Like let's just all agree that even if it would be fun to post a clip of Alex, he can go fuck off into the middle of nowhere. You know,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:12:25.000
    | text      = there might be something else funny to post like someone like falling onto my so just
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:12:29.000
    | text      = posted a picture of a regular old cat. Yeah. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:12:33.000
    | text      = there was that video that someone posted? The like a raccoon and trash bin. Yeah. Do post that again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:12:41.000
    | text      = You know what I miss? I missed the Leroy Jenkins video post that again. That's great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:12:45.000
    | text      = I don't I don't know this meme. Okay. Recognize the name though. The running for mayor.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:12:53.000
    | text      = Know it back in the day, there was this World of Warcraft thing. And there's this video of all this guild. And they're all like planning things out. They've all got stuff going on. He's like, let's go over this way. You'll be the blood or that thing. And then apparently, this guy had just come from the bathroom. So he just runs in and scrapes, Leroy Jenkins and then just starts attacking and everything falls apart. And it's just a fun. That's just a fun little Great. Good, clean flat. It's good, clean, fun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:13:19.000
    | text      = I don't know early memes. Anyway, Alex complaints more about jank.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:13:25.000
    | text      = So again, all this representation from a guy that literally it's kind of creepy. I mean, he wants to pleasure animals as a dictator. And now he wants my cat curious, but have
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Cenk Uygur
    | timestamp = 01:13:37.000
    | text      = been a little bit more honest. The dietary supplements come in, I think second number one is a penis pills. I think that he sells so he's a penis pill salesman. That's who he is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:13:48.000
    | text      = What's your boss again? You got shake is the big Pfizer recipient. I believe Pfizer, Viagra. We have natural herbs that I've taken. I've taken both and I believe in working well, otherwise, you need the hell but it's kind of fun. But let's be honest. I'm married here. I'm a man. But again, oh, I'm selling herbs. What is whole food? So let's continue. Yeah, that's awesome
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:14:07.000
    | text      = herbs. You know, here's the thing too, though, like Jenks whole point, when he was talking about animals was where is the harm that's done if you are giving pleasure to an animal? I don't agree with him per se. Right. But from a libertarian perspective, sure. Someone like Alex should conceivably be closer to that side of things. Why should the government be right to regulate when you're doing no harm to another person?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:14:39.000
    | text      = I mean, I here's what I say. All right, if you can get consent, I mean, you can get consent so if you can prove to me that you have figured out a way to communicate with said animal we're not we're not doing this. We're not doing that. No, we're not. I don't want to do this not breaking down. Why are you doing this where you are fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:14:58.000
    | text      = With this? What I'm saying is that Alex's libertarian principles should be closer to this and that not. And the reason that he's doing this is because he wants to just tee off and yell about jab
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:15:10.000
    | text      = and my consent principles mean it's wrong.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:15:13.000
    | text      = Fair enough. Yeah. So Genk also brings up that Alex's dad, you know, runs PQ, pq PR. sensibly is is the owner of whatever, hey, I'm affiliated with free speech system. And so Alex, he's a, he wants to get real. People are maligning him and his father. But
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:15:35.000
    | text      = let's talk about my parents. And earliest told the story. My dad was managing over 100 dental offices 12 years ago. And the hardest working man I've ever known in my life, the smartest person I've ever known. And my mother even never even really notice. But I had a heart attack. And he was going to have heart surgery in Dallas, other stuff going on. And I said, Dad, you've been involved getting stuff approved by the FDA, you're a great manager, you come to work with me and set up a supplement company, because I want you to not kill yourself. And he took the job, he did it. And I'm not shoveling money. My parents, my dad owns a supplement company. We send the money to him, he buys the supplements and comes back. And my dad makes like $40,000 a year. It's true. Because he's making a million dollars a year where he was killing himself. That's true. Yeah, I say my dad did a great job, by the way. So if you, Mister have sexually animals and burn in hell, You're damn right. What's my family? My dad did a great job. He's done a great job. And that's where we're at.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:16:36.000
    | text      = So, first question. Alex's mom didn't know that her husband had a heart attack?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:16:43.000
    | text      = I guess not. That's weird. You guys need to work on your relationship. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:16:47.000
    | text      = that's very strange. Also, that is not an accurate portrayal of their web of finances. Well, it's kind of a fun way for Alex to present things where he's the victim. And everyone's so mean to him and his his dad who he saved. Right. But that's a load of bullshit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:17:05.000
    | text      = Right? Yeah. You know, you work at the Young Turks for years. Do they call you Mr. The host of the Young Turks? No, you're a journalist for years. Do they call you mister the journalist? No. You talk about having sex with animals one time? And then you're Mr. Have sex with animals? Yeah, that's how it worked off
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:17:20.000
    | text      = to get away from the label. So yeah, I mean, there is pq PR, that is partially owned by Alex's dad. But he's not the sole owner. You know, there's these trusts that Alex you know, and it's all just this web. Also, you know, there are questions that should be asked about how the payments to this company started happening. Right around? Oh, yeah. When the lawsuit
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:17:50.000
    | text      = when when things started, maybe,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:17:52.000
    | text      = yeah, we had accrued this giant debt.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:17:55.000
    | text      = Just never paid this debt. And now it's finally time to give it to members of my family will
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:18:00.000
    | text      = see. I mean, the thing is, this contradicts things that have been said in court under oath. And that's because lying under oath, and in those settings is fraud, but lie around your radio show is cool. Yeah. And it makes you look like the victim, which is a fun game for big strong boys to play when they want to make it look like the Young Turks are wronging me?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:18:25.000
    | text      = Yeah, I don't think it's so I don't think it's awful that you can lie so much on air. I do think maybe there should be a greater or lesser distance between what Alex does and then telling the truth under oath. You know, if we're if we're talking about extremes, I would like the Alex side to come closer to the underwrote side. Well, I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:18:47.000
    | text      = think it would just be interesting to juxtapose the things that are said in official settings with the things that he says on there and then ask for an explanation of why they're different. Yeah. In front of his audience. Yeah. In a circumstance where like, he actually has to own up to them. Oh, I lied to the court. Yeah, or something like that. And then take that to the court and see what they think about it. Have him explain that to the court. Yep. You know, go back and forth and explain your lies. See if you can go Yeah, I like that game. I'd
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:19:20.000
    | text      = like to see you got a lot of plates in the air.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:19:22.000
    | text      = Yeah. So I thought he was stalling a lot and killing time with talking about his cat and then the show ended. No, we get a big reveal.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:19:33.000
    | text      = Now Alan came in tonight. I was just going to do an hour. So business and family need to go see but I'll be doing the shows throughout the week. But the point is, is that Owen came in here, Christie Lee's coming up next hour, but no one came. We didn't have a whole show prepared, so much to cover but I had so much to get to in this announcement that we've really crossed the Rubicon. He had nothing
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:19:52.000
    | text      = to get to. The big announcement that we've crossed the Rubicon is like Woody Harrelson is monologue on SNL and he complains about Jenk wanting to take his cat?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:20:02.000
    | text      = How long? How long did he do?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:20:04.000
    | text      = What how long? It's a two hour show. Might have done like an hour and a half or so. All right. He didn't get too much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:20:13.000
    | text      = No so Oh, and had to prepare whatever that means. It doesn't mean anything. Yeah. And then Alex was just like man that guy's real mean to me. Yeah guys real mean to me
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:20:24.000
    | text      = does add a good hour of of triviality to this, too. Like, you know, the show was so meaningless that it's it's bizarre to think of Alex calling in and needing to like, get on air and talk about how great Woody Harrelson is, and best friends. And also jank sucks. He wants my cat. Yeah, like that's funny. But it's it's hilarious to imagine that just off camera. Oh, and is sitting there. He's been preempted by Alex's meaningless rambling. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:20:55.000
    | text      = Yeah, it'd be like if I got bumped at like the Comedy Store for somebody to do a set and then they just rambled. They're just like, I went to the store today, and I saw some milk. Milk is a little bit more expensive than it is if you seen this. Okay, so I got some milk. And then I got some cereals. I got two kinds. I like sugar cereals you ever tried? It's like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:21:15.000
    | text      = you're you're set to headline a club? Yeah. And you get bumped for the CEO, who has never done stand up before? Not what has no job. No, nothing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:21:27.000
    | text      = Anybody. I'm taking the slot tonight.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:21:31.000
    | text      = The Jack also the CEO had called you in to do that set we need
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:21:36.000
    | text      = you to fill in. Anyway, I'll do 45 Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:21:41.000
    | text      = So Owen has some interesting thoughts to take us out of our episode. And it is about more about jank.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Owen Shroyer
    | timestamp = 01:21:51.000
    | text      = I mean, you scratch a liberal you get a fascist real quick. And so it's nice to see it's nice to see the Young Turks showing their audience who they really are. It's nice to show the have the left show us who they really are Alex and they try to hide behind all these flags and rainbow this and pride that and black lives matter but no, at the end of the day, that's who they really are. They want to destroy you. They want to run your life and they get off on it. And they get off on watching that. I don't wish I don't want chunk Hugo's life destroyed. I don't want his crews life destroyed. I disagree with their politics. Did I gladly like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:22:25.000
    | text      = a few weeks ago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:22:27.000
    | text      = We do want to we do want to protect the animals from him. Like he's saying he wants my cat. And I mean, I just I mean, I'm not saying he wants to have sex with my cat. But I hope I mean, I hope he doesn't think some dictator gives an order that my cat gets pleasure by him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:22:43.000
    | text      = Yeah, I think this highroad nonsense is cute. Yeah, but yeah, I went and Alex bootlicker who disagree, but I would never want harm to come to anybody that I want to politically stab in the eye.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:22:58.000
    | text      = Oh, and I'm just gonna ask you a quick question. All right, now I have I'm gonna throw this out there. I have danced on zero burning flags. None. None. None. Now, admittedly, I have not been scratched. So I don't know if I'm a fascist until you scratch me. Now. I think I smell like grapes if you scratch me, but we'll see.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:23:17.000
    | text      = We'll find out next St. Patrick's Yeah, exactly. That's finished.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:23:20.000
    | text      = Now he on the other hand, it has danced on how many burning flags at least one at least one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:23:25.000
    | text      = But like, here's here's the deal, though. Like, you scratch a liberal and there's a fascist, and this is proven by jank. But like all Jenk did was say he wants Alex to have consequences for his actions. Yeah, that is not to be the mark of fascist
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:23:44.000
    | text      = fascists. Hey, wait, no, yeah, they don't get consequences for their actions.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:23:48.000
    | text      = This is a little bit silly. On a number of levels, but like, I it's not. I think Jake just said Alex should have consequences. He shouldn't have consideration that like, no, take his cat take his shit. Yeah, he doesn't he doesn't get he doesn't get some kind of a benefit of the doubt. And that's, I mean,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:24:12.000
    | text      = I mean, he did. That's the problem. You can't say that. Now. You can't say he doesn't get some benefit of the doubt. He has had the most benefit of any doubt anyone has had in the American legal system in a long while. So many
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:24:24.000
    | text      = benefits of so many doubts. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:24:26.000
    | text      = So no, it's too late. Now. It's too late, even for benefit of the doubt.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:24:30.000
    | text      = Fair enough. But I guess, maybe better put, they are lying about what Genk was saying? Yes. In order to create their own victimhood and aggrievement. Yeah. Which is just like, I mean, the greatest drug for them. Yeah,
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:24:44.000
    | text      = I mean, it's it's funny that Genk was basically saying, hold no quarter and they're like, How could someone say hold no quarter
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:24:54.000
    | text      = right when Alex? Alex has to roll up his sleeves has a no quarter tattoo. What are you talking? About this is like their marching
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:25:01.000
    | text      = cry. Oh, Mercy. Oh, do you mean you the thing you guys say nonstop? Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:25:06.000
    | text      = So anyway, this was a little bit of what Alex needed to call him to do and show was meaningful as hell. Why and he's doing good. Apparently we're not gonna get nuked. So. That's nice. That's good news. Yeah. So he's in slightly better mood
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:25:21.000
    | text      = he better be painting. That's all I that's he better be practicing for painting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:25:25.000
    | text      = No updates on Alex jones.ly If you're somebody who like, bought one of his stupid coins, and we're like, Hey, I was expecting a membership for this. Yeah, you gotta be asking yourself some questions about like, Hey, why aren't you updating this? You launched it? Why? Why aren't you? Is the site still up? Yeah, no, it's still there. Take it down. Hasn't been up to date. Just quit. Just a we got we got Matt Baker on the most recent episode. No more fireside chat. So if you're a listener, you should probably be asking yourself why is that the case? What's going on here? You know, oh, maybe this was an elaborate ruse to try and trick the bankruptcy court.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:26:10.000
    | text      = I mean, even if you were even if obviously you were trying to trick the bankruptcy court, but don't you do like one more episode just to be like, See, I wanted to do it.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:26:21.000
    | text      = I think he might have done like, Okay, so here's, here's where it gets murky. Because Alex is Saturday shows that he'll do sometimes he comes in just to do like an episode. Yeah. debatably could be Alex Jones. You know what I mean? Yes. Yes. I do think he has done a Saturday episode on Info Wars since Alex Jones Live, which could be an episode of Alex Jones live but legally isn't allowed to me is not so. Yeah. You know, Potato Potato. Yeah, that's a good point. Quite tell what's going on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:26:58.000
    | text      = The name is in the eye of the beholder. Yes. Yeah. And the court? Yes.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:27:01.000
    | text      = So we will be back on the other side of the weekend. With probably the maybe the Live episodes will be coming out next week. That's exciting. So we'll see. Maybe I'll take a week off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:27:13.000
    | text      = We'll see what happens. But after the amount of work you've put in here,
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:27:18.000
    | text      = I'm just mad at Howard Dean. I mean, I'm furious at Howard Dean and it's in no way his fault it no actually
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:27:25.000
    | text      = it makes the whole screen feel like it wasn't worth it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:27:29.000
    | text      = I'll tell you it wasn't worth it. Me listening to 50 hours of his don't show for nothing. In preparation for a show that we're not doing right. But hey, I'm not bitter Nope. About my own decisions and my own choice to do it myself and Howard Dean doesn't work as well as back. But until then, we've worked
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:27:51.000
    | text      = indeed we do. It's I'll try.com We're also on Twitter. We are on Twitter. It's at analogical fight day. We'll
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:27:55.000
    | text      = be back but until then. I'm Neil I'm Leo i m d ZX Clark. I'm also
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    | name      = Andy In Kansas
    | timestamp = 01:28:01.000
    | text      = Oh, you know what? And now here comes the sex robots. Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Well, Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
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