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    | title         = [[706: Photobombing And Sweating]]
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    | episodeNumber = [[706: Photobombing And Sweating|706]]
    | length        = 00:40:36
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    | text      = Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
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    | text      = Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
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    | text      = I'm Jordan.
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    | text      = We're double dudes, I like to sit around in a hotel room in Austin, Texas.
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    | text      = We worship Celine from afar.
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    | text      = Indeed.
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    | text      = And talk a little bit about Alex Jones, who we saw today.
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    | text      = What are we doing?
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = It's a very serious question.
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    | text      = We'll get back to this in a second, but we should probably talk about bright spots first.
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    | text      = Yes, that's a good point.
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    | text      = Dan?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Dan?
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    | text      = Jordan.
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    | text      = What's your bright spot today, buddy?
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    | text      = My bright spot is I was doing a little bit of work around the shit today after going
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    | text      = to the trial.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And I wanted some food, and I have nothing in the hotel room, so I ordered Jack in the
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    | text      = Box.
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    | text      = Nice.
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    | text      = There's no Jack in the Box in Chicago, and it is something that is beloved of me and
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    | text      = my friends.
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    | text      = True.
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    | text      = Love a Jack in the Box, because there was one on the way to St. Louis, there wasn't
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    | text      = any in Columbia either, and so it was like this real treat that you could pull over and
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    | text      = go to the Jack in the Box.
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    | text      = Get those shitty tacos.
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    | text      = Right, right, right, right.
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    | text      = Two for a dollar.
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    | text      = Just because they're not good doesn't mean that when the heart wants what it wants.
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    | text      = There's a certain pride in liking garbage.
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    | text      = Yes, yes.
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    | text      = But yeah, so I got that.
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    | text      = I got some of the Jack in the Box tacos.
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    | text      = They showed up, worst delivery experience.
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    | text      = I missed this guy.
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    | text      = I shouldn't complain.
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    | text      = You got hit by a truck yesterday.
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    | text      = That is true.
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    | text      = That is true.
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    | text      = There are differing levels of suffering that we have gone through.
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    | text      = Your situation was maybe a little tougher, but I get the Jack in the Box.
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    | text      = There's no sauce for the tacos.
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    | text      = And so I thought to myself, this is going to be disgusting.
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    | text      = They're already disgusting, but the sauce makes them edible.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = But I decided to soldier through, and they were still pretty good.
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    | text      = Nice.
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    | text      = So yeah, that's my bright spot.
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    | text      = That's a significant bright spot.
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    | text      = My bright spot is that the Jack in the Box tacos were not ruined by being sauceless.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = So what about you?
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    | text      = Getting hit by a truck?
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    | text      = I mean, my bright spot is, boy, it's been a long cavalcade of shit for me.
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    | text      = My bright spot is I've been really enjoying tweeting about the trial because there's literally
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    | text      = nothing else that's been good so far.
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    | text      = I've been hit by a truck.
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    | text      = I've had to run around this whole fucking town for THC for a soundboard that doesn't
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    | text      = even fucking work half the point.
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    | text      = All of this shit is bad, but I'm having a fun time.
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    | text      = Live tweeting.
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    | text      = It's all you got.
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    | text      = It's all I got, man.
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    | text      = Don't take it away from me.
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    | text      = We should clarify a number of things because I think people might be confused.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Well, the soundboard issue that you're talking about is we brought a small soundboard with
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    | text      = which to record and did not realize until we got here that it did not have a USB connection,
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    | text      = so it couldn't plug into the laptop and I couldn't play clips through it.
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    | text      = Issue.
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    | text      = Yeah, problem.
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    | text      = Now that's going into a lake.
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    | text      = We're going to throw that into Barton Springs in honor of Alex.
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    | text      = Yeah, we're going to write, Alex, this one's for you.
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    | text      = Then you got a replacement, another one that has a USB connection, and we cannot get it
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    | text      = to work.
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    | text      = I spent three hours plus earlier trying everything I could figure out to do it.
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    | text      = So we're recording this here, but we can't play any clips.
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    | text      = Sorry.
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    | text      = It's not our fault.
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    | text      = We have to take the blame because it's not anybody else's fault, but it is just bad happenstance,
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    | text      = and I had a fun episode really ready to go, but I guess we just have to ruminate on our
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    | text      = experience in Austin so far.
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    | text      = So you got hit by a truck though, but it's not like you got T-boned or run over.
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    | text      = It was kind of a weird situation.
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    | text      = We were driving in a fucking parking lot and my lift driver, I mean my ride share driver,
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    | text      = was absolutely flying in the parking lot, and I was not paying attention whatsoever.
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    | text      = I was like, hey, I'm happy that this guy's moving because I've been waiting here for
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    | text      = a while, and then all of a sudden I am smashed into the passenger side door because we got
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    | text      = T-boned by a fucking lawn scaping truck, one of those huge ass like F4000s or whatever
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    | text      = they're fucking called.
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    | text      = Now I feel bad about saying you didn't get T-boned.
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    | text      = Yeah, no, we got T-boned, and I mean it was like he was going 15, 20 miles an hour, so
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    | text      = all I have is a giant lump on my head.
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    | text      = I didn't have a serious concussion or have to go to the hospital.
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    | text      = Which you made me, you were going to make me feel your head, and I refused.
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    | text      = I wasn't going to make you feel my head.
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    | text      = I offered.
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    | text      = You certainly suggested it forcefully.
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    | text      = I gave you the option, should you so choose.
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    | text      = Do you think that there's a possibility that this bump on the head is what is causing you
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    | text      = to live tweet?
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    | text      = There are so many possible things that the bump on the head could be responsible for.
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    | text      = This could be your super villain shit poster.
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    | text      = Oh no, I'm on the way to becoming Glenn Greenwald.
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    | text      = Oh no.
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    | text      = You become what you hate, Dan.
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    | text      = Aging is the worst.
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    | text      = Quite a path, quite a path for you to go down.
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    | text      = If I go there, we're in trouble.
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    | text      = So what would that make me?
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    | text      = Would I be Matt Taibbi?
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    | text      = Who would I be?
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    | text      = Yeah, that would make sense, except for, yeah, that would work.
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    | text      = So we're here, we're in Austin, and yeah, so two days in on the trial at this point
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = when we're recording this, at midnight, because I couldn't get these recorders to work.
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    | text      = We're doing great.
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    | text      = Doing so good.
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    | text      = We're doing great.
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    | text      = Got in on Sunday, Monday was jury selection, and we had the thought, or the belief was,
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    | text      = initially that we would be able to go to that and hang out at the courthouse.
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    | text      = But we were not, we're not able to, so instead watched a bit of that on the old live stream.
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    | text      = Yeah, the judge, I believe, didn't allow any media into the room during the jury selection.
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    | text      = This is what I've heard from other media folk.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = When I say other media folk, I mean media folk.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = The only ones that are here.
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    | text      = Not trying to pretend that we have press badges or anything.
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    | text      = I did put a little sign in my hat, in my fedora that said press.
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    | text      = What hat?
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    | text      = The bump?
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like-
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    | text      = Put a little sign on your bump?
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    | text      = I was like, excuse me, I'm breaking.
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    | text      = And so, yeah, that first day was a little bit uneventful.
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    | text      = I think jury selection is kind of an arduous process.
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    | text      = There's a lot of repetition.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It's kind of, you get a little bit of insight into some stuff, obviously, but it's not flashy.
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    | text      = Yeah, it was interesting to watch the jury selection in full, just because it appeared
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    | text      = that the defense lawyer was absolutely willing to give up every bit of their strategy in
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    | text      = every single question.
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    | text      = It was literally like, hey, what if I said I want a judgment of one dollar?
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    | text      = Who here?
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    | text      = It was an auction.
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    | text      = Who here?
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    | text      = Oh, number nine.
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    | text      = Who's buying?
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    | text      = Number nine, one dollar.
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    | text      = Number 10, $40.
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    | text      = And then he was-
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    | text      = He asked what everybody's maximum amount would be, and the plaintiffs obviously objected
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    | text      = because no.
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    | text      = That seems-
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    | text      = That's absurd.
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    | text      = It seems like a question you should be able to ask.
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    | text      = Apparently you can't.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = That went on Monday.
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    | text      = Let me ask you this.
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    | text      = When you were watching it, obviously I don't want you to give any specifics, but did you
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    | text      = find yourself pulling for any jurors?
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    | text      = Not necessarily for them to be on the jury, but did you find yourself getting favorites?
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    | text      = Absolutely.
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    | text      = There were a few people who gave responses that were impassioned, were empathetic, were
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    | text      = caring, and were the absolute wrong thing to say if you ever wanted to be on this fucking
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    | text      = jury in your life.
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    | text      = Somebody was describing restorative justice almost to a T, and listening to that I was
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    | text      = like, you're gone, bye.
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    | text      = Get out of here.
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = It was that fast.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I think the dynamic is kind of fun because you couldn't really see the people, and so
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    | text      = you just had their words to judge on.
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    | text      = You had their words and the face of a lawyer unhappy.
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    | text      = It's like that dating game where you'd have bachelor number one, two, and three behind
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    | text      = a screen, juror number one.
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    | text      = I would have preferred a game of guess who where we could have just slapped off the people.
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    | text      = No beard.
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    | text      = Yeah, exactly.
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    | text      = We've got a whole array, just nope, no glasses.
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    | text      = Is your juror wearing a hat?
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    | text      = Yes, yes.
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    | text      = It doesn't have press in there.
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    | text      = That's me.
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    | text      = Oh, bam.
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    | text      = So that came to a close, and we went and got barbecue.
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    | text      = Yes, we did.
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    | text      = We went to get some barbecue, which was fine.
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    | text      = That was my first and last food in the past three days, so.
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    | text      = You've got to get it together.
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    | text      = I do, I do.
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    | text      = I, on the other hand, check in the box tacos, barbecue, I got some donuts for tomorrow morning.
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    | text      = You're doing better than me, but I think I could outrun you at this point is the best
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    | text      = I can do.
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    | text      = You can run.
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    | text      = That's good enough.
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    | text      = So yeah, then today was the beginning, the opening statements and a little bit of witness
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = How did you feel about Mark's opening statement?
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    | text      = I thought it was good.
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    | text      = Yeah?
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    | text      = I thought, well, I mean, look, here's the thing.
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    | text      = When you talk about the opening statements that were made in this case, I think you got
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    | text      = to look at both of them at the same time.
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    | text      = Because I think obviously you could just say that Mark's opening statement was good.
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    | text      = But in order to understand why it was good, you really have to look at the other one,
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    | text      = which was not good.
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    | text      = Amazing.
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    | text      = Alex's lawyer's opening statement was not good.
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    | text      = One of the reasons why is, first of all, it was kind of meandering.
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    | text      = It wasn't very well delivered.
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    | text      = Whereas Mark had a sort of a sincerity behind what he was saying, a pathos.
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    | text      = But more than that, there was an arc to it.
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    | text      = There was a story essentially of like, here are relevant pieces of information that fit
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    | text      = into what happened.
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    | text      = And that was really missing from the defense opening statement, which was just kind of
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    | text      = like, come on.
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    | text      = I mean, Alex apologized.
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    | text      = It was like a series of one, this isn't Alex's fault, even if he did say he did it and we
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    | timestamp = 00:11:29.620
    | text      = heard him do it, two, I know you saw those videos, but he didn't actually say that.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Three, come on.
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    | text      = He apologized.
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    | text      = That doesn't count.
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    | text      = And four, it's again, everybody else's fault, but Alex's.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:40.799
    | text      = Sue them.
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    | text      = One of the things that the opening statement certainly included for the defense was the
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    | text      = notion of you've got to watch the videos.
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    | text      = Oh yeah.
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    | text      = And that came up a couple of times and I have such a conflicted relationship with that because
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    | text      = I do think you do need to generally.
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    | text      = Well you would have to.
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    | text      = A lot of times there is context that's missing from short sections of videos, but if you
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    | text      = are Alex and you demand people watch whole videos, no one has the time in their life
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    | text      = to do it.
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    | text      = And if that's the standard of being able to judge Alex's intentions, like nobody except
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    | text      = me would be qualified to have an opinion on what he did.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = And if that's true, which means that yours is the only opinion that counts.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = So I think we've already established the laws.
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    | text      = But you understand someone would just come back to me with like, oh, you didn't watch
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    | text      = this or something.
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = No, of course.
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    | text      = There's always going to be some standard of something that you're missing.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = And that's difficult because I think some people can be done dirty by selective attention
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    | text      = and cherry picking of stuff.
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    | text      = But I don't think that's the case here at all.
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    | text      = Not just that, but in Mark's opening arguments, he played a clip where Info Wars clearly edited
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    | text      = versions of clips together deceptively to avoid playing the full clip.
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    | text      = So Alex is guilty of the thing that he blames everybody else for not doing.
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    | timestamp = 00:13:10.799
    | text      = Well, that clip that you're talking about is the one where Owen Schroyer is talking
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    | text      = about Mr. Heslin in his interview on Megyn Kelly.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And they play two clips, one of Dr. Wayne Carver and one of one of the other parents,
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    | text      = and they are edited in such a way as to make it appear that they are saying that they didn't
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    | timestamp = 00:13:31.919
    | text      = see the kids and there was no way.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = And so the issue is, I don't think anybody can demonstrate that Info Wars edited those
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    | text      = videos.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:41.360
    | text      = They may have come in house deceptively edited.
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    | text      = Possible.
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    | text      = So it's still their fault for not finding out what the context is.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Maybe they didn't do it themselves.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:13:52.320
    | text      = Maybe they didn't make the videos, but if you're the ones who play it on Info Wars while
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    | text      = saying that everybody else needs to watch the full clip, go fuck yourself.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 00:14:01.159
    | text      = Yeah, definitely.
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    | timestamp = 00:14:02.159
    | text      = Point Stands just wanted to-
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:04.679
    | text      = Clarification from the judge.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:06.720
    | text      = I'm talking legalese now.
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    | text      = So we showed up prior to these opening statements and I had a nice seat in the front row reserved.
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    | text      = You had to go to the back.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:18.600
    | text      = I had to go sit in the back because I am a bad boy.
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    | timestamp = 00:14:22.799
    | text      = Yep.
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    | timestamp = 00:14:23.799
    | text      = They thought it would dampen the sound a little bit in case you yelled something.
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    | text      = The first thing that happened when I sat down in the back after Alex walked in-
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    | text      = Well, I was going to get to that.
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    | text      = Oh, okay.
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    | text      = Sorry.
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    | text      = Thanks for ruining the dramatic reveal.
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    | text      = Sorry.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:38.240
    | text      = I'm sorry.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No, see, I sat down.
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    | text      = I was sitting next to Sebastian Murdoch from the Huffington Post who was there.
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    | text      = Very nice to meet him.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And there was this weird buzz of like, is Alex going to show up?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Right, because he wasn't there yesterday.
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    | text      = He wasn't there on Monday.
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    | timestamp = 00:14:55.000
    | text      = Exactly.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:14:56.000
    | text      = He had played sick or something.
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    | text      = And so yeah, there was just kind of a feeling in the air of, is he going to show up?
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    | text      = And my conjecture had been, I know I said this to you and I talked to Robert about it
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    | text      = a little bit on the episode that we did, that Alex was going to show up and he was going
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    | text      = to make a scene.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = He was going to be a dick outside the courtroom because he couldn't behave like a dick inside
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    | text      = the courtroom.
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    | text      = That was kind of my theory if he did show up.
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    | text      = But we didn't know if he was going to.
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    | text      = And so we're there, we're hanging out.
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    | text      = Having a good time.
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    | text      = Minding our own business.
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    | text      = Boom.
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    | text      = In walks Alex in a-
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    | text      = Oh yeah.
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    | text      = Disgusting jacket.
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    | text      = Just gross.
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    | text      = Shlubby fucking jacket.
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    | text      = Not to insult the man based on his appearance.
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    | text      = No, you can insult his jacket.
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    | text      = I'm insulting him based upon respect for the court.
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    | text      = Right, right.
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    | text      = Look better than that.
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    | text      = Not good.
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    | text      = Now I sweat through a shirt that wasn't very attractive at all.
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    | text      = True, true.
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    | text      = But I don't have respect for courts, so that's fine with me.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = That you're not there in a position where you have to wear an undershirt.
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    | text      = So Alex walked in and I was in the deposition.
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    | text      = So I've been in a room with him before and I don't know what it was like for you to experience
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    | text      = him in the flesh for the first time.
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    | text      = You know, it was very similar to what you described when you met him for the first time,
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    | text      = which was like, one, you should know who I am.
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    | text      = He does.
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    | text      = Two-
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    | text      = I'm sure.
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    | text      = I know, I know.
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    | text      = And two, boy, this is really disappointing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You are a disappointing motherfucker is what it is.
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    | text      = You know what was super weird was that I was surprised by how little the atmosphere in
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    | text      = the room changed when he came in.
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    | text      = You know, there was a part of me that expected this electric thing was going to come in and
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    | text      = it wasn't.
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    | text      = It was just kind of a dude with way too much security.
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    | text      = Yeah, way too much security.
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    | text      = I counted six total.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, there was a bunch.
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    | text      = And outside, after you had left, Alex was doing a little bit of a small press conference
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    | text      = outside.
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    | text      = He had some other security guards, one of whom may have had a fake mustache.
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    | text      = It is unclear.
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    | text      = Or was he one of the ones from earlier in the day who was kicked out?
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    | text      = No, no.
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    | text      = Definitely a different guy.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = But yeah, so Alex shows up and beyond just the atmosphere in the room not really changing
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = and just being like, eh, he showed up.
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    | text      = Hey, what about that?
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    | text      = Hey, beyond that, the other thing that I was really struck by was how few people were there.
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    | text      = Really not many people.
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    | text      = I say this, and I say this at risk of sounding conceited.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think there were more Knowledge Fight fans there than Alex fans.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I agree.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = There were three or four people who came up to us and thank you for saying hello.
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    | text      = It was really nice to meet you all.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And they were like, we're not here in any official capacity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We just came to see the shit.
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    | text      = And very polite and nice.
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    | text      = Totally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Incredibly good people.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Nice to meet some folks.
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    | text      = And I didn't see anybody who appeared to be someone I would recognize from Info Wars World,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = like one of the other reporters.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He could have just had Harrison Smith wait out in the hall for Savannah Hernandez and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:20.240
    | text      = then do an interview or something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:21.960
    | text      = Harrison has to wait in the car, okay?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The windows rolled up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:25.079
    | text      = The windows rolled up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = If he lives, if he dies, he dies.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:29.079
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's Alex's snake handling.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It was not packed really at all.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And that surprised me a little bit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I thought that, I mean, I don't know what I thought, but I figured Alex would have some
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    | text      = kind of a fan base that would be there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:49.839
    | text      = First off, the first thing that we thought was get there early because we don't know
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    | timestamp = 00:18:53.480
    | text      = if there's going to be enough room.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:55.359
    | text      = You know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:56.359
    | text      = There was plenty of room.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:58.559
    | text      = Now a lot of people were taking up more space maybe than they...
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    | timestamp = 00:19:03.200
    | text      = And there were some people, there was at least a few people with equipment, like cameras
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:08.720
    | text      = or what have you, so that takes up more than one seat.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But yeah, I was baffled by that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think that's sad for him.
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    | text      = I don't know, maybe he would actively not want any of his fans in the courtroom on account
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:19:29.279
    | text      = of all the truth that he's not allowed to lie about.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, but he doesn't have to talk.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It's not like he's going to be up on the stand getting debased or anything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = True.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:42.680
    | text      = But I think that I have two minds about it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = One is I think that if I were him, I probably wouldn't want my listeners there either.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Not necessarily because of what they would be exposed to, because you can wiggle around,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:55.460
    | text      = but because you know that they're going to not be cool.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:01.420
    | text      = They're not going to be people you want to meet, probably, for Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:04.119
    | text      = He likes to run away from people who like him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And then second, they're probably going to yell 1776 in the court.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = 100%.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:13.720
    | text      = And that would be bad, I guess, but then here's where the other part of my mind is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:18.680
    | text      = Maybe that would be good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:19.880
    | text      = Maybe that would be what you'd want.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:20.960
    | text      = Disrupt the court entirely and have somebody else do it that you don't have to take responsibility
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:25.799
    | text      = for.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:26.799
    | text      = That's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:27.799
    | text      = You know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:28.799
    | text      = And I guess...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:29.799
    | text      = Although that may really prejudice the jury against you if one of your fans busts out
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:34.640
    | text      = just going, 1776!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:36.920
    | text      = I think if I were on a jury, I'd be like, that guy is the bad guy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:40.440
    | text      = The end.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:41.440
    | text      = I do think that would bias me if I was on a jury that this person is very passionate
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:20:46.240
    | text      = and believes in America.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:48.240
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:49.240
    | text      = Sure!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:50.240
    | text      = That's what I would think.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:51.240
    | text      = And instills it in their followers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:52.240
    | text      = That's what I would think.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:53.240
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:54.240
    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:55.240
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:56.240
    | text      = And so the opening statements, like I said, I think we agree on this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:59.119
    | text      = One good, one bad.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:01.640
    | text      = It reminds me of relativity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:04.200
    | text      = You know how if you're moving close to the speed of light, time moves slower.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:08.519
    | text      = So if you go out at a light year away and then come back, everybody you know is two
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:15.400
    | text      = years older and you're still the same age, relatively speaking, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:20.099
    | text      = That is similar to the opening arguments.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:23.000
    | text      = Mark went to fucking the Andromeda Galaxy and this dude dug himself a grave.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:29.119
    | text      = Well, Mark had a PowerPoint presentation with some clips and context and all this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:34.880
    | text      = And Alex's lawyer had a board to write on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:39.039
    | text      = Big notepad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:40.039
    | text      = Big notepad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:41.039
    | text      = Yup.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:42.039
    | text      = That he wrote slowly on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:43.039
    | text      = Yes, it was excruciating.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:44.039
    | text      = And most of it was really just like, here's a stretch of time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:48.799
    | text      = And then like one word, like 2016, he wrote on there, it was just Hillary.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:53.319
    | text      = Yup.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:54.319
    | text      = It's like what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:55.319
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:56.319
    | text      = Why are we what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:57.319
    | text      = Are we here?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:58.319
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:59.319
    | text      = But here's what really bummed me out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:00.319
    | text      = What's that?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:01.319
    | text      = So when we got in to the courtroom initially, there were some props.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:04.960
    | text      = Yes, there were.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:06.680
    | text      = Alex's lawyers had some props.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:09.039
    | text      = Right in the gate.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:10.180
    | text      = One of them was a board that said something to the effect of like Infowars coverage of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:17.160
    | text      = Sandy Hook was one fifth of one percent of their coverage.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:21.480
    | text      = And then there was another thing that was like, I think it was going to be velcroed
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    | timestamp = 00:22:25.759
    | text      = on to the big board.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:26.880
    | text      = No shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:27.880
    | text      = There was like a magnifying glass in order to demonstrate the...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:31.599
    | text      = That's what I thought.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:32.599
    | text      = Oh shit, that's what that shape was.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:35.079
    | text      = It wasn't unveiled because I was sitting in the back row, obviously.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:38.559
    | text      = Front row, you get to see the magnifying glass, baby.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:41.079
    | text      = And it wasn't allowed in court.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:42.759
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:43.759
    | text      = So I didn't get to know what the oddly shaped thing was.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:46.819
    | text      = This was excluded as being something that could be presented, I think for a number of
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:51.240
    | text      = reasons.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:52.240
    | text      = One, tacky.
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    | text      = Two, as I understand it, it was that if you're going to say that, you have to be able to
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    | text      = demonstrate it.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = And you can't demonstrate that it was one half of one percent.
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    | text      = It's tough.
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    | text      = Yeah, but here's why I'm pissed off about this.
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    | text      = I wanted those props.
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    | text      = God, they would have been so funny.
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    | text      = I want those props so bad.
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    | text      = I understand the judge needed...
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    | text      = How would I get it back to Chicago, though?
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    | text      = The judge needed to disqualify those on account of this is a courtroom in real life.
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    | text      = She should have confiscated them.
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    | text      = Absolutely, and then given them to you.
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    | text      = But I mean, those are not going to help the defense.
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = The board that they had, the big sign, that I did get to see a little bit of because it
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    | text      = was unveiled early and it basically looked like the McDonald's over 500,000 hours sold.
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    | text      = Like it was that kind of thing.
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    | text      = Trying to make a big deal of like, he does a ton of content and this much was about San
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    | text      = Diego.
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    | text      = This guy lies about everything.
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    | text      = What, are you going to hold him accountable for this?
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I spent like a million hours.
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    | text      = Only two of them I spent murdering.
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    | text      = What is it?
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    | text      = What are you going to hold it against you?
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    | text      = Such a small amount.
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    | text      = Who among us has not spent two hours we regret?
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    | text      = I want those fucking props.
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    | text      = I got to find, tomorrow morning, I'm going back to the courthouse.
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    | text      = You're going to live tweet and do your business.
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    | text      = Trying to figure out the sound, yeah.
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    | text      = But before I go into the courthouse, I'm going to try and find their dumpster, see if it's
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    | text      = Oh man.
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    | text      = Is it in the courthouse dumpster?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because what else would they do with it?
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    | text      = Throw it into Barden Springs?
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    | text      = We're going to throw our sound board right next to it and we'll be like, oh my God, what's
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    | timestamp = 00:24:38.579
    | text      = happening here?
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    | timestamp = 00:24:39.579
    | text      = Then we're going to find Mark's car is in there, the bodyguards all threw it in.
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    | text      = The fake mustache is in there?
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    | text      = Yes, absolutely.
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    | text      = Oh God.
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    | text      = So the opening statements go down and actually in between them there's a recess.
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    | text      = And everybody exits the court.
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    | text      = Alex goes out before us and as we're exiting, you can see that a little ways down the hallway,
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    | text      = which is the only way to leave this courtroom.
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    | text      = Can't miss it.
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    | text      = Alex has posted up in front of some cameras and is yelling about how he got jammed up.
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    | text      = Now Jordan, ever the yeller, you decided that you wanted to interfere.
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    | text      = Yeah, I was just-
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    | text      = Disrupt the-
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    | timestamp = 00:25:27.839
    | text      = I was just sitting here listening to this bullshit and watching these people in a courtroom
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    | text      = protect him and his ability to say nonsense on camera, which is the whole point of this
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    | text      = fucking trial that he shouldn't be allowed to.
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    | text      = Fair.
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    | text      = And then they're going to come at me for being like, hey, I need to yell at this motherfucker.
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    | text      = You know?
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = So instantly after I said something, the court officer just walks up to me, gets right in
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = front of my face real close and goes, that's a warning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And it's like, fuck you, man.
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    | timestamp = 00:25:58.720
    | text      = Well, there's two things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't think it was that intimidating.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I was there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No, he wasn't intimidating.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And his motion wasn't as intimidating as you were.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You're trying to make it sound-
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Well, I'm taller than him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And then second, I think that I see both sides of this.
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    | text      = I get where you're coming from and I think in a cosmic scale, yes.
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    | text      = I agree.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:26:19.319
    | text      = But in the sort of the individual, like actual real world of it, like we're there and it's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:25.839
    | text      = a disrespect to the court, what he's doing and you'd be adding to it.
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    | text      = Of course.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = If you, if you yelled at him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So I'm glad, I'm glad that, uh, calmer heads prevailed and my stealth strategy worked,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:38.599
    | text      = which was stand behind him and just stare into the camera until you're there on Fox
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    | timestamp = 00:26:47.839
    | text      = 7.
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    | timestamp = 00:26:48.839
    | text      = So my goal was insert myself in some entirely where's Waldo ass in the background kind of
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    | text      = way.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:58.599
    | text      = And you were.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Photobomb his news conference.
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    | timestamp = 00:27:01.079
    | text      = Perfect.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:02.079
    | text      = And so, you know, if Alex watches himself on the news, he's now going to see me behind
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:06.440
    | text      = And that, uh, that worked out okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:27:08.720
    | text      = I don't think I was in all of the shots.
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    | timestamp = 00:27:10.559
    | text      = No, you were in quite a bit of it.
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    | timestamp = 00:27:12.000
    | text      = I watched a little bit of that segment and we were both, well, I will tell you this,
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    | timestamp = 00:27:16.519
    | text      = my sweaty pits were, uh, prominently featured, uh, in, in many, uh, clipped, I also got sidetracked
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    | timestamp = 00:27:24.440
    | text      = with glad handings, bill walked by and a reporter I'd met, uh, so, you know, a lot of, a lot
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    | timestamp = 00:27:31.359
    | text      = of hello.
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    | text      = Um, so that happens and I thought for sure Alex was going to leave, I thought like, okay,
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    | timestamp = 00:27:42.200
    | text      = he's done his beast.
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    | text      = He's going to leave.
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    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So he, he ended up staying for his own, uh, opening statement.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:49.519
    | text      = Um, and, uh, at that point, the, uh, judge warned him about doing the, what he had done
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:58.880
    | text      = in the hallway rightfully.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:28:01.160
    | text      = And maybe, uh, a little late to warn, maybe that should have been immediate.
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    | timestamp = 00:28:05.160
    | text      = Do you think?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:06.160
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:07.160
    | text      = I'm not going to talk to the judge too bad, but a little bit late is the story of this
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:11.799
    | text      = trial.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:12.799
    | text      = Well, you know, I think, I think when you're dealing with somebody like Alex, you got to
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:16.519
    | text      = give as many benefits of doubt as you can, because the argument is always going to be
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:22.079
    | text      = that you jammed this person up and you got to cover all your bases to make sure that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:27.359
    | text      = those things are flimsy appearances that could be knocked down super easily.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:32.160
    | text      = And I understand.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:33.160
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:34.160
    | text      = But I think that if you're somebody who has like some kind of an awareness of how Alex
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:28:37.599
    | text      = operates, you can't do many press conferences would have been like ground rule.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:42.960
    | text      = I mean, we're on year what now?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:45.920
    | text      = He did that during his like the custody hearing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:48.960
    | text      = Yup.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:49.960
    | text      = This is what he does.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:50.960
    | text      = Yup.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:51.960
    | text      = Anyway, I should be allowed to give an impromptu press conference outside.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:54.480
    | text      = I mean, I think that's fair.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:56.240
    | text      = If he's going to be a giant asshole, I think I should be allowed to as well.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:59.680
    | text      = Well, but you would have then gotten, uh, told to leave.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:02.720
    | text      = I was basically told to leave.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:04.839
    | text      = You were not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:05.839
    | text      = You were like, I'm going to leave.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:07.720
    | text      = I'm too sweaty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:08.720
    | text      = I am way too sweaty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:09.720
    | text      = Your pits told you to leave.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:10.720
    | text      = Oh man, man, extreme anxiety is not fun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:14.200
    | text      = Yup.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:15.200
    | text      = No.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:16.200
    | text      = And not realizing that weed isn't legal here until you get here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:18.359
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:19.359
    | text      = It is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:20.359
    | text      = It is weird to have extreme anxiety and have treated it successfully with THC for a few
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    | timestamp = 00:29:26.920
    | text      = years.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:27.920
    | text      = And then just all of a sudden people are like, no, your meds are illegal.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:31.759
    | text      = Like, Oh, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:33.339
    | text      = I guess I'm just going to sweat my balls off in this courtroom then.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:37.759
    | text      = That is tough.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:38.759
    | text      = And uh, I was mentioning that to somebody about how, uh, you know, it's tough, you know,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:44.640
    | text      = weed's illegal here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:45.640
    | text      = You know, we're from Chicago.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:46.640
    | text      = You can just go get it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:47.640
    | text      = And he's like, you know, we, you can get it here too.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:50.279
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:51.279
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:52.279
    | text      = If you know someone or if you go get Delta H shit, man, I've been doing THC for too long
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:58.200
    | text      = to believe that Delta, well, I, I sucked down an entire vape cartridge of Delta eight and
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:04.640
    | text      = uh, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:05.640
    | text      = I think that was part of your sweating.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:06.640
    | text      = No, no, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:07.720
    | text      = That was, that was yesterday.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:09.119
    | text      = I ran out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:10.119
    | text      = Oh, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:11.119
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:12.119
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:13.119
    | text      = So, um, Alex gets reprimanded and told, Hey, cut it out with this bullshit, uh, shenanigans.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:18.839
    | text      = And um, you know, I, I, I regretted maybe staying, uh, for the, the second part.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:26.599
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:27.599
    | text      = Uh, his, uh, opening statement was pretty boring, but then yeah, it took off to, uh,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:32.720
    | text      = come back here, uh, come back to the hotel to do some work and watch the, uh, the stream
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    | text      = from here.
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    | text      = And the, you missed out on this.
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    | text      = You had already left and outside, uh, outside of the courtroom, Alex showed up outside,
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    | text      = in order to do another mini press course, because he had told, he was told he can't
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    | text      = do one in the room.
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    | text      = And so he did it out in front of the courthouse and he put on that like Info Wars bumper sticker
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    | text      = over his mouth.
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    | text      = Wow.
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    | text      = And then just took it off.
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    | text      = Basically when he realized that there was nobody out there, there was nobody.
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    | text      = What a message.
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    | text      = He had no fans hanging out.
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    | text      = There was no press.
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    | text      = Here's who the press was.
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    | text      = You had, uh, Sebastian from the Huffington post.
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    | text      = You had Liz Williamson from the New York times and that might've been it.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = That sounds about right.
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    | text      = There were more security guards than there were press and fans combined.
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    | text      = True.
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    | text      = It was so sad because Alex was holding his, his like little thing and you could, I was
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    | text      = watching from afar and I could tell that he was doing his, they will not let me defend
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    | text      = myself.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = And then he realized that the reporters were people that he knew and didn't like him and
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    | text      = you could see like a little bit of a, ah shit.
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    | text      = So then he posed with his lawyer, uh, with the bumper sticker over his mouth.
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    | text      = Oh my God.
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    | text      = What a pathetic loser.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Then he took off.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = That's, that's tough.
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    | text      = It was hilarious to watch because there was such a impotent showmanship.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It was a showman without a crowd and that was fun.
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    | text      = God.
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    | text      = If somebody had played the curb theme song, right?
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    | text      = Well, that was what I was saying I wanted to do instead of yelling at Alex was just
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    | text      = put on the cantina theme from Star Wars and dance around.
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    | text      = Wailing jizzles here.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Just to just dance around behind him.
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    | text      = Oh God.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I, I, um, I think, I thought there was something really sad about that.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And it kind of hit me that, um, you know, that electricness that you didn't feel when
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    | text      = he walked into the room, uh, I noticed that you could kind of get a little bit of that
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    | text      = sense when he was in front of those cameras.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = There was there, it wasn't the vibe in the room didn't change because he didn't turn
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    | text      = Like he can just turn himself on and off and whatever.
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    | text      = And he just was like, I'm here.
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    | text      = Just catatonic.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = No, he's, he's a, I mean, after the, I don't know, you couldn't, you couldn't see this
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    | text      = because you left the courtroom, but on the feed after the opening arguments, Alex and
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    | text      = his lawyer were laughing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The lawyer essentially said, you know, I think we've got half the jury because he's a moron.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = And then he's an optimist and then, well, I listened to him talk, you decide, uh, and
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = then Alex, he was an optimist thinking those props were going to fly.
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    | text      = That's true.
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    | text      = That's true.
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    | text      = And then Alex looks directly at the feed camera and then gives it finger guns straight up,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = double finger guns and laughing like, wow.
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    | text      = I feel like if it wasn't Alex Jones and it wasn't in a courtroom, I could kind of dig
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    | text      = that.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = No, no, no.
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    | text      = Same.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I wouldn't, I would have appreciated it more if he had done that to the judge, but I think
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = that would have gotten him a charge.
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    | text      = Now let me sink.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:09.480
    | text      = Now watch me sink this three.
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    | text      = Exactly.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I, I, from what I understand from what you were saying that there was a bit in the, um,
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    | text      = a bit of things that you could see in the feed because they didn't realize that the
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    | text      = mics were still on because you could hear half of what they were talking about.
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    | text      = Hopefully not anything like important strategy wise.
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    | text      = Uh, I, I mean there were some things where if you really dug in and like tried to catch,
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    | text      = cause you could hear just like little bits and pieces of sentences and there, there were
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    | text      = some things where, where I really did think that I don't think they want this to be public.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = I don't think they want this on the stream.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Um, well bad news.
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    | text      = We'll see.
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    | text      = But, but I think there is a, a transitory feel about that too because you're not allowed
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    | text      = to record, uh, any of that stuff, which is why we'll never have clips of the court hearings
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    | text      = or anything.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Um, but yeah, I, I, I, I, it's one in the morning now, uh, because I, I was, uh, I,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = sort of ball parking it when I said midnight.
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    | timestamp = 00:35:15.239
    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = Um, we have to, uh, get to the courthouse tomorrow morning and I'm excited about that.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Cause there's gonna be more witnesses and I think day three is going to be, you know,
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    | text      = more interesting.
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    | text      = And I think that, um, Alex probably won't be there.
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    | text      = And I think that'll create less of a like severe discomfort.
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    | text      = Well, the judge and, uh, the lawyers were, were very, the judge was very clear that Rob
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    | text      = Dew is supposed to be there tomorrow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:42.599
    | text      = Well, like he is supposed to be there.
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    | text      = We will see if they do.
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    | timestamp = 00:35:46.440
    | text      = We will see.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We'll see if they do the Dew.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We will see if the Dew does you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Um, if so, I hope he's wearing his Kangol hat.
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    | text      = Um, yeah, I, I, I, I, I wonder how tall he is in person.
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    | text      = I wonder if the room changes when Dew walks in.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What if Dew is like, whoa, you don't, Dew's here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You don't know it, but he has like just a, just a animal magnetism.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:09.480
    | text      = Like everybody's like, holy shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:12.159
    | text      = Watch out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:13.159
    | text      = This is like a young Bill Clinton walking into the room.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He can just put his eyes on you and you feel special.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Rob Dew just breaks out of sex, starts wailing on it.
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    | text      = Um, yeah, so I think that'll be interesting and hopefully, uh, you can get this audio
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = fixed because I would, I would like to be able to play some clips.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:29.760
    | text      = We're going to do our best.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't feel like we're at our strongest when we're just relaying things, you know what
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    | text      = I mean?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:37.119
    | text      = We're, we're having fun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = We are less practiced at just relaying things.
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    | text      = And so I think it feels a little bit different, uh, since, but I mean, which is not to say
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    | text      = that clips are a, are any sort of crutch or necessity so much as it is, we're just not
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    | text      = practiced at this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:36:52.400
    | text      = 700 episodes in, you know, we kind of have a, have a rhythm of some things that we're
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    | text      = used to and I think the audience has become accustomed to.
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    | text      = I agree.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:01.280
    | text      = Um, and they'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:37:03.800
    | text      = But, uh, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You have any, any other thoughts about the experience thus far?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I will tell, I will tell one story, uh, that, uh, when Alex walked into the courtroom and
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    | text      = his security detail followed him, uh, two of them went and stood at the back of the
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    | text      = room right next to me where I was sitting in the, what I will call a pew.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is a pew.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah, that's what it is.
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    | text      = And I looked over and I saw their, their earpieces and I was like, Oh my God, are you guys Alex's
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    | text      = security detail?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Do you want to sit next to me?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They did not respond and then went and sat over on the other side and just started talking
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    | text      = amongst themselves.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And every now and again, looking back at me like I was a threat of some sort.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You texted me very scared.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I was not happy about why you were sweating so early in the morning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = My extreme anxiety is already kicked in because I'm in a courthouse where I'm not supposed
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    | text      = to be unless I'm going to go to jail.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:55.320
    | text      = That's the way I think of it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You know, that's usually why people are there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:59.159
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So in my head, I was already going to be accidentally convicted of Alex's crimes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And then I've got two former Blackwater motherfuckers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:38:09.679
    | text      = Like I think only one of them is former Blackwater, but the, that is fun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like that idea that you're like, man, if I screw up, this is all going to be about me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = This is what I'm trying to explain about extreme anxiety.
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    | text      = This was an elaborate trap to jam me up.
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    | timestamp = 00:38:29.000
    | text      = It is nice to think that I'm, oh Jordan, you're so ridiculous, but it's not me.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:35.199
    | text      = I'm not thinking that now.
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    | timestamp = 00:38:36.960
    | text      = It's the sweet, sweet intersection of narcissism and anxiety.
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    | timestamp = 00:38:41.920
    | text      = That's that.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:42.920
    | text      = Oh man, thy name is Jordan.
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    | text      = So we got a lot to enjoy over the coming days and week.
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    | timestamp = 00:38:54.760
    | text      = There will be episodes probably more regularly than normal, but also I don't want to, it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:02.400
    | text      = all depends on how good you are at getting texts out.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:04.360
    | text      = Yeah, I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:05.360
    | text      = Honestly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:06.360
    | text      = Isn't that the issue?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:07.360
    | text      = That is the issue.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:08.360
    | text      = It's coming down to me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:09.639
    | text      = So hopefully I will, for once in my life, step up to the plate.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:13.679
    | text      = I certainly hope you're not like Casey.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:17.079
    | text      = He struck out.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:18.079
    | text      = Yes, I understand.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:19.079
    | text      = The whole town, very sad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:20.280
    | text      = Oof, brutal.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:21.280
    | text      = But we have Glenn Greenwald and Alex Jones doing the Q and A.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:24.280
    | text      = Oh yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:25.280
    | text      = We got that coming up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:26.280
    | text      = Oh yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:27.280
    | text      = We got Alex's War, the documentary about Alex coming up.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:29.079
    | text      = You got it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:30.079
    | text      = We got some, probably going to have some chats with some folks who are here.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:33.960
    | text      = There's some folks here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:34.960
    | text      = Why not talk to them?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:35.960
    | text      = Uh huh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:36.960
    | text      = Maybe I'll find Rob Do tomorrow and be drawn in by his charisma, get a job at Info Wars.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:39:42.280
    | text      = Could happen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:43.280
    | text      = Um.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:44.280
    | text      = You'll sit right next to Alex and you'll keep him from getting sued again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:46.960
    | text      = That's your job is just to bite him whenever he says something scary.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:51.719
    | text      = I feel like from a monetary perspective that might be worth it for him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:55.519
    | text      = That might be worth several hundreds of millions of dollars depending on the judgment in the
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:59.760
    | text      = case.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:00.760
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:01.760
    | text      = My price is not cheap.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:02.760
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:03.760
    | text      = Because he doesn't look like someone who you want to bite.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:05.280
    | text      = No.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:06.280
    | text      = No.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:07.280
    | text      = Not for free anyways.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:08.280
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:09.280
    | text      = So Jordan, I guess we'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:11.519
    | text      = But until then, we have a website.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:13.280
    | text      = Indeed we do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:14.280
    | text      = It's KnowledgeFight.com.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:15.280
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:16.280
    | text      = We're also on Twitter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:17.280
    | text      = We are on Twitter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:18.280
    | text      = It's at KnowledgeFight.GoToBetJordan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:19.280
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:20.280
    | text      = We'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:21.280
    | text      = I'm Leo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:22.280
    | text      = I'm Leo.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:23.280
    | text      = I'm DZXClark.
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    | timestamp = 00:40:24.280
    | text      = I am right behind Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:25.280
    | text      = I'm standing right there.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:26.280
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:27.280
    | text      = Don't turn around.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:28.280
    | text      = Andy in Kansas.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:29.280
    | text      = You're on the air.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:30.280
    | text      = Thanks for holding.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:31.280
    | text      = Hello Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:32.280
    | text      = I'm a first time caller.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:33.280
    | text      = I'm a huge fan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:34.280
    | text      = I love your work.
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    | timestamp = 00:40:35.280
    | text      = You're so brilliant.
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