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    | title         = [[201: A New Messiah and The Plunger Toss]]
    | caption       = [https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-a-new-messiah-and-the-plunger-toss Listen to this episode on Libsyn]
    | episodeNumber = [[201: A New Messiah and The Plunger Toss|201]]
    | length        = 01:30:02
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    | text      = Andy in Kansas, you're on the air, thanks for holding.
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    | text      = Hello Alex, I'm a first time caller, I'm a huge fan, I love your work.
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    | text      = I love you.
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    | text      = Hey everybody, welcome back to Knowledge Fight, I'm Dan.
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    | text      = I'm Jordan!
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    | text      = We're a couple dudes, like to sit around, drink novelty beverages and talk a little bit about Alex Jones.
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    | text      = Indeed we are. Dan?
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    | text      = Hey there, friend.
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    | text      = Dan?
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = Have you ever started a fire from, uh, from a bow drill?
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    | text      = Well, I don't even- I'm try- first of all, I don't know what a bow drill is.
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    | text      = I-
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    | text      = It's a thing that you use to start a fire.
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    | text      = It's like a drill.
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    | text      = Barquarts, uh, uh, shop class in, uh, in my middle school was not- did not include bow drills.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Oh, are you talking about one of those things where you-
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    | text      = Yeah, where you're just like, well, no, no, no, that's a great- that's some great podcast acting out right there.
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    | text      = It's not really a drill so much as a thing to make a fire out in the woods.
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    | text      = Yeah!
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    | text      = I definitely tried, I'm sure I've never succeeded.
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    | text      = Alright.
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    | text      = Have you ever made a fire with anything other than a lighter?
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    | text      = Yeah!
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    | text      = Yeah, I mean, I used to camp a lot.
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    | text      = Did you?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = How'd you make fires when you camped?
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    | text      = Propane torch.
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    | text      = Hahahaha!
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    | text      = Not a lighter.
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    | text      = Not a lighter, technically not a lighter, fair enough.
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    | text      = I think I've started re- I- I know that I have, but they've never been impressive.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = I've started little small fires with, uh, like, flint.
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    | text      = Mm-hmm.
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    | text      = For sure.
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    | text      = But I've- I don't think that I've ever been able to then transition that to a larger fire.
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    | text      = Okay, I gotcha.
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    | text      = You know what I mean?
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    | text      = Like, building up the-
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    | text      = You couldn't turn the coal into the, like, thing-
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    | text      = I don't think so.
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    | text      = And then you hold it in your hands and you blow on it and then you set it down.
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    | text      = Generally, I was drunk.
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    | text      = Fair enough, fair enough.
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    | text      = Central Missouri time we're talking about.
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    | text      = That sounds about right for Central Missouri, uh, uh, flame building.
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    | text      = Have you started a fire with a bar drill, mister, uh, I don't like camping.
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    | text      = I don't even like going outside.
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    | text      = Come on, I've never started a fire.
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    | text      = Gotta get into nature, my friend.
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    | text      = Hell no.
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    | text      = Hell no!
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    | text      = So, this is a show where I preach the gospel of nature and know a lot about Alex Jones, and you do not.
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    | text      = Exactly.
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    | text      = Before we begin today's show, I'd like to take a moment to give a shout-out and a...
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    | text      = meh.
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    | text      = Uh...
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    | text      = That's a weird- that's a weird thing.
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    | text      = Well, the shout-out is fine, but the weh is about our last episode.
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    | text      = The shout-out goes to my good friend Nicky Gifts, one of my best buds in the world.
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    | text      = Uh, he was listening to the episode and he contacted me and informed me that that story about Ron Paul possibly being involved with the takeover of Dominica-
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    | text      = Not true?
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    | text      = No, it was on an episode of The Dollop, and I didn't remember that-
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    | text      = Oh, god damn it!
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    | text      = I don't remember, I don't know if I-
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    | text      = Fucking, we don't get to do the-
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    | text      = But it really pulled me out.
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    | text      = Yeah, we don't get to do- what are we gonna do, The Simpsons?
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    | text      = The Simpsons did it first, fine.
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    | text      = Fuck off.
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    | text      = I'll get it.
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    | text      = Fuck off.
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    | text      = So, anyway, sorry if you guys have heard that from there already.
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    | text      = Yeah, come on, the whole My Favorite Murder podcast is entirely about them just reading shit that other people have done.
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    | text      = I think we're fine.
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    | text      = Fair enough.
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    | text      = As long as we didn't mis- as long as we didn't purposefully mis- misattribute it, then I think we're good.
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    | text      = Did not.
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    | text      = And I just, I, you know, feel self-conscious.
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    | text      = It's irrelevant.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = But, um, I just- I felt like it was our due diligence to call that out.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I don't know, man.
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    | text      = Weird American history intersects with a lot of the stuff that we end up talking about.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = So, oh well.
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    | text      = Anyway, something that is not meh-
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    | text      = There you go.
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    | text      = Anyway, is, uh, our new, uh, donors.
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    | text      = Perfect.
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    | text      = A shout-out to a couple people who stepped in and, uh, decided to support the show.
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    | text      = Very exciting.
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    | text      = I'd like to give, first of all, a shout-out to Tiffany.
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    | text      = Congratulations, you are now a policy wonk.
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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    | text      = Thank you, Tiffany.
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    | text      = Hey, Tiffany!
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    | text      = We appreciate it so much.
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    | text      = We also appreciate Weston.
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    | text      = Thank you, you are now, uh, a policy wonk.
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    | text      = Weston.
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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    | text      = Thank you.
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    | text      = Weston, before you continue to donate, you do know my, uh, hard yes on white genocide,
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    | text      = right?
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    | text      = I'm not saying you're white, but Weston has a really white name.
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    | text      = That- it- it has the feeling of maybe aristocracy.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = A little bit.
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    | text      = Well, that should not be held against him or her.
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    | text      = I'm not sure.
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    | text      = I don't know if I want to gender the name Weston.
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    | text      = There you go.
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    | text      = I have no idea.
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    | text      = I have no idea either.
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    | text      = All I know is the direction and, uh, on top.
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    | text      = Mm-hmm.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = West on.
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    | text      = West on.
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    | text      = Also, I'd like to give a shout-out and a thank you to, uh, Joseph.
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    | text      = You are now a policy wonk.
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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    | text      = Thank you so much.
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    | text      = Thank you very much, Joseph.
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    | text      = And finally, we'd like to thank somebody who has come in on a high level.
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    | text      = Someone who is, uh, going way above and beyond, and their name, uh, is very appropriate.
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    | text      = I would like to call them this, even if it weren't the name they use on Patreon.
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    | text      = Thank you so much, Big Tim.
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    | text      = You are now a technocrat.
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    | text      = I'm a policy wonk.
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    | text      = Four stars, go home to your mother and tell her you're brilliant.
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    | text      = Someone, someone, sodomite sent me a bucket of poop.
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    | text      = Daddy Shark, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop.
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    | text      = Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.
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    | text      = He's a loser, little, little titty baby.
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    | text      = I don't want to hate black people.
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    | text      = I renounce Jesus Christ.
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    | text      = Thank you, Big Tim.
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    | text      = Thank you very much, Big Tim.
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    | text      = We appreciate it oh so much.
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    | text      = And if any of you listening out there would like to support the show, as these fine folks
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    | text      = and many others have, you can go to our website, knowledgefight.com, click that button that
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    | text      = says support the show, and we would appreciate it.
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    | text      = Indeed you can.
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    | text      = Thank you all.
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    | text      = Now, Jordan, we've got to get down to business.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = It's been a long road to hoe.
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    | text      = We've been, uh, we've talked a lot of, a lot of Alex Jones in the last, uh, let's say three
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    | text      = weeks or so.
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    | text      = We have not had many, uh, sidetracks.
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    | text      = No, we haven't taken a break.
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    | text      = It's been hardcore.
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    | text      = We've not.
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    | text      = And actually, Nikki Gifts, when I was texting with him earlier, he said, you need to take
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    | text      = a vacation.
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    | text      = Yeah, that sounds right.
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    | text      = So tonight we're taking a little vacation.
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    | text      = Here is an out of context drop from our vacation.
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    | text      = Oh, I've been to jail.
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    | text      = Sweary Carrie Cassidy and Project Camelot guys, we are back in business.
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    | text      = Oh, this is such a relief.
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    | text      = Although the out of context drop being a guy who's fine with going to jail and has been
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    | text      = there before, all of a sudden now I'm like, is this going to turn into one of those episodes
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    | text      = where you did a ton of research and it's like, this guy has killed nine people and somehow
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    | text      = he got out on the technicality because he believes in too much space for them to commit
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    | text      = It almost was.
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    | text      = And I need to call this out ahead of time just in case anybody Googles this and, uh,
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    | text      = you know, it was like, whoa, what the fuck?
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    | text      = They didn't talk about this.
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    | text      = Um, the guy we're going to be covering is a guy named Ronald Farham.
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    | text      = And I was looking into it and I found a dude named Ronald Farnham who was arrested for
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    | text      = I don't want to, I don't want that to be our dude.
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    | text      = I was like, Oh, this, this ruins all the fun here.
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    | text      = It turns out as what, from what I understand, I was reading about it on a message board.
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    | text      = It's a different dude, different middle names.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Ronald Farnham was off planet at the time.
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    | text      = No, no, no.
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    | text      = Legit different dude.
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    | text      = Oh, okay.
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    | text      = We can laugh because this guy, the only time he's been arrested as far as I can tell, uh,
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    | text      = is in 2016 on August 31st, Ronald Farnham was arrested in Augusta, Georgia when security
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    | text      = guards told him to stop selling CDs on Augusta mall property, according to a Richmond County
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    | text      = police report.
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    | text      = He's got a great mixtape.
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    | text      = Does the police report remind you how great his mixtape is?
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    | text      = It does not.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = It does say that Farnham refused to leave and told law enforcement that private property
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    | text      = laws don't apply to him because he's part of the people.
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    | text      = That is a good reason.
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    | text      = So that's a good reason.
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    | text      = That's the only arrest I can find for him.
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    | text      = I don't know if you ended up going to prison for that, but is the people a larger group
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    | text      = or just the people?
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    | text      = I'm sure he capitalizes it, whatever the case is.
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    | text      = So I already told you, uh, this guy's name and, uh, let's jump into Carrie's introduction
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    | text      = for him.
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    | text      = Hi everyone.
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    | text      = I'm Carrie Cassidy and very happy to be here tonight.
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    | text      = So we've got a fascinating guest and his name is Ronald Russell Farnham.
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    | text      = And I think his family name is somewhat well known.
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    | text      = So I'm going to actually ask him about that, but I'm going to bring him on the show here
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    | text      = just if you stand by.
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    | text      = And uh, Ronald, welcome.
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    | text      = Hey Carrie, how are you?
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    | text      = Thanks for having me on.
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    | text      = Um, I don't know how much I can answer about my, my name, my Farnham last name, but Russell
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    | text      = name is a little bit different.
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    | text      = He doesn't really explain, but I don't, I don't particularly, I don't know what this
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    | text      = dog.
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    | text      = I'm looking forward to making a lot of Futurama references.
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    | text      = I understand.
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    | text      = Jordan, this is gonna happen.
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    | text      = Jordan, you can't get bogged down on him not explaining his name.
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    | text      = We have so much to get through.
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    | text      = You can't just say that, but what did he even say?
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    | text      = Nothing.
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    | text      = Carrie reinterjects and directs.
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    | text      = Russell.
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    | text      = Russell is a little bit of a different story.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:20.759
    | text      = Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
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    | text      = Let's keep moving.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:22.759
    | text      = Let's keep moving.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:08:23.759
    | text      = Let's keep moving.
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    | text      = So, uh, at this point, uh, you know, you probably want to know what he's doing on the show,
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    | text      = especially given that, like, in the last couple months Carrie's guests have been a janitor
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    | text      = who's discovered a hyperspace drive.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:36.200
    | text      = Who else could have?
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    | text      = I've seen Good Will Hunting.
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    | timestamp = 00:08:38.899
    | text      = Three interviews with a racist, uh, Pleiadian named Eddie Page.
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    | text      = Really?
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    | timestamp = 00:08:43.360
    | text      = You can't find a racist anymore.
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    | text      = Except in space.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, exactly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:08:48.120
    | text      = Uh, and so, like, you're like, what is this guy's deal?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What's he coming to the table with?
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    | text      = But thankfully, uh, to start this episode off, Ronald Farham gives his own, uh, sort
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    | timestamp = 00:08:59.320
    | text      = of bonafides, his curriculum vitae, his resume.
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    | text      = I will say ahead of time, I can't confirm or deny any of this, but I don't believe it.
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    | text      = Let's write down a list.
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    | text      = You know, I know it's kind of wide ranging, your background, so can we, can we start out
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    | text      = with, uh, your, your, your, your stint, your, uh, I think you said 15 years in the Department
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    | text      = of Defense?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = In 93, I went into the army as a signals intelligence analyst and a Korean linguist, and I went
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    | text      = through all the training.
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    | text      = I went to a language school up in Monterey at Defense Language Institute in Monterey
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    | text      = for a couple of years, studied Korean, and then I went to signals intelligence school,
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    | text      = and then I went to Korea, and then I went to Fort Gordon, uh, in Korea, I basically
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    | text      = was doing briefings in Korean and technical briefings, and then, um, that was while I
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = was still on active duty, I became a sergeant over there in Korea, and then I came back
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    | text      = to the States and I went to Fort Gordon, uh, for a year and I worked in the GCCTK, which
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    | timestamp = 00:10:11.639
    | text      = is, it's a facility where we monitored, um, Korea because that was my area of responsibility
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    | timestamp = 00:10:19.360
    | text      = because I was Korean linguist, and then I went to Central Command and I worked in the
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    | timestamp = 00:10:23.340
    | text      = signals intelligence overhead collection management office for about three years, uh, up until
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    | text      = 2001.
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    | timestamp = 00:10:30.419
    | text      = In fact, my last day on active duty was Friday, September 7th, um, 2001, just a few days,
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    | timestamp = 00:10:41.200
    | text      = four days before 9-11.
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    | timestamp = 00:10:42.200
    | text      = Hmm.
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    | timestamp = 00:10:43.200
    | text      = Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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    | timestamp = 00:10:45.500
    | text      = Are you concocting a theory?
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    | timestamp = 00:10:46.799
    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:10:49.120
    | text      = He has told us a lot about where he was all the way up until 9-11.
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    | timestamp = 00:10:53.559
    | text      = It's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:10:54.559
    | text      = It's kind of suspicious that he leaves out where he was on 9-11, Dan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:10:58.399
    | text      = Very weird.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:10:59.399
    | text      = Very suspicious.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:00.399
    | text      = So, I, I think that's real dry and he's just giving the names of stuff, I can't even find
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    | timestamp = 00:11:05.720
    | text      = some of these things, like if you Google them, like, the CC, GCCTK.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:09.440
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:10.440
    | text      = I don't fucking know what that is.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:11.960
    | text      = I don't care.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:12.960
    | text      = Wasn't that a great, uh, Canadian sitcom?
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    | timestamp = 00:11:14.679
    | text      = Yes, absolutely.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:15.679
    | text      = Something like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:16.679
    | text      = It came on after Black Books.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:18.279
    | text      = Hey, that's a great fucking show, Dan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:21.120
    | text      = Calm down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:22.120
    | text      = That's a great fucking show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:23.120
    | text      = Dylan Morin?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:24.120
    | text      = Fantastic.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:25.120
    | text      = No, he's not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:26.120
    | text      = We saw him live.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:27.120
    | text      = Alright, he wasn't at his best.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:28.120
    | text      = He wasn't at his best.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:29.120
    | text      = That's fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:30.120
    | text      = That's fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:11:31.120
    | text      = Um, nothing against the man, but, um, so the only reason that I want to play that, and
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    | timestamp = 00:11:35.320
    | text      = I'm going to play another clip where he's describing his resume, is because it's interesting
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:39.759
    | text      = to hear, uh, the affect in his voice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:11:42.440
    | text      = He's talking about this so dispassionately and almost just sort of, like, laying out
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    | timestamp = 00:11:46.320
    | text      = names of places, and then, like, two years I was there, bop-da-dop-dop-dop, there's nothing
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    | timestamp = 00:11:52.320
    | text      = in, uh, there's nothing in it that indicates, like, he's drawing from memories.
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    | timestamp = 00:11:56.519
    | text      = It's almost like he's memorized a bunch of stuff, and he's just kind of reciting it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:00.559
    | text      = Yeah, you know, like, the way that you memorize your, uh, your bio all the time, and you say
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:05.279
    | text      = it repeatedly to anyone who will ever listen to the point where you have it down as a rote
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    | timestamp = 00:12:09.720
    | text      = page.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:12:10.720
    | text      = I am Dan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:11.720
    | text      = It's a thing that we all do, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:12:12.720
    | text      = I worked at Starbucks two months.
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    | timestamp = 00:12:14.440
    | text      = Yeah!
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    | timestamp = 00:12:15.440
    | text      = Yeah, easy!
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    | timestamp = 00:12:16.440
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = I, I think that there's something to that, and I wish at any point Kerry would have just
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:12:19.919
    | text      = said anything to him in Korean, just to see, like...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:22.600
    | text      = I know, I, the first thing he said, he was like, I learned Korean, and I was like, fucking
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    | timestamp = 00:12:26.960
    | text      = prove it.
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    | timestamp = 00:12:27.960
    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:12:28.960
    | text      = Fuck you, you're on Project Camelot, I don't believe a goddamn word.
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    | timestamp = 00:12:32.059
    | text      = There was a great episode of Love Line where a caller, uh, had, like, the sort of hillbilly
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    | text      = voice, he had that twang, uh, and he was talking about, like, how he knew Russian, or something
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    | text      = like that.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = And, uh, I don't remember who the guest was, it might have been Isai Morales, and, uh,
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    | text      = so the, uh, the caller's talking about, like, knowing Russian, and then Isai Morales just
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    | text      = starts talking to him in Russian, and the guy straight up does know Russian.
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    | text      = Oh shit!
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    | text      = They start having a conversation, like, a hillbilly...
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    | text      = That's awesome!
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    | text      = ...and an actor.
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    | text      = That is great!
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    | text      = Yeah, it was awesome.
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    | text      = I love that.
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    | text      = It was such a good moment that I remember it 20 years ago.
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    | text      = No, well, but you never expect...
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    | text      = That's great radio!
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    | text      = ...you never expect the hillbilly!
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    | text      = Any time a hillbilly demonstrates some sort of talent beyond what a hillbilly should,
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    | text      = everybody's like, holy shit, this is a magic hillbilly!
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    | text      = And I would have had the same moment had he busted out some Korean at any point in life.
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    | text      = Yeah, of course!
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    | text      = Alright, I guess you do know Korean.
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    | text      = Yeah!
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    | text      = But, uh, so far I cannot prove that he does.
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    | text      = But from that resume, like I said, there's, there does seem to be a memorization, uh,
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    | text      = part of the brain triggering in, does feel that way from the way he's speaking, and then
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    | text      = beyond that, from what he's describing, I could just say, like, maybe you were a translator
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    | text      = for something and then you're putting on a bunch of things in your resume that you know
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    | text      = that no one will say no, you didn't.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Because these departments that he's describing, like the Department of Defense is never going
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    | text      = to be like, this guy is lying about working here, because then every time someone came
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    | text      = out and said that they worked there, they'd have to either deny it or that would prove
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    | text      = that they did work there.
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    | text      = Exactly.
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    | text      = That's the same that they'd never get into, is that blows any kind of secrecy.
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    | text      = So his, his entire, so he's counting this as working for the Department of Defense?
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = I mean, it sounds more like he just worked as a low-level translator.
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    | text      = Well, he was doing briefings.
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    | text      = I mean, but it sounds more like he was translating briefings.
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    | text      = There's a good chance about that, and that would probably necessitate some level of clearance.
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    | text      = Well, yeah, I mean, you gotta be able to talk.
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    | text      = Sure, sure.
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    | text      = So there, there's, there's an outside possibility he had some sort of low-level clearance, and
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    | text      = then he's turned it into something else.
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    | text      = And then after years of service, he took the test to become a sergeant, and they, they
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    | text      = all like, and he got a promotion, and that's great.
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    | text      = And then he left right before 9-11, but so that's not the end of his service.
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    | text      = Oh, it's not?
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    | text      = No, because after 9-11, 9-11 brought him back in.
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    | text      = He has some more resume to go over.
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    | text      = Oh boy.
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    | text      = And then I became a contractor for about six years, and I worked right after 9-11 in Washington
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    | text      = D.C. working on critical node mapping.
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    | text      = I was working for a company called Greyhawk.
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    | text      = I looked into this.
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    | text      = I can only find a construction advising company on the East Coast called Greyhawk.
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    | text      = I don't know what he's talking about, but.
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    | text      = And he called it critical node mapping?
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    | text      = Right, right.
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    | text      = That actually does sound like something that a construction company would be interested
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    | text      = in knowing.
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    | text      = You know, like, you want to know where nodes are before you start building?
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    | text      = Just pick on a national level.
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    | text      = Yeah, you want to know where nodes are.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = Come on.
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    | text      = Greyhawk.
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    | text      = And they were basically working for a CIA effort to map all of the critical nodes in
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    | text      = the United States.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You got to know where the nodes are.
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    | text      = Because we had just come out of 9-11, everybody was thinking security, we wanted to, they
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    | text      = were making a huge spreadsheet on all the areas that we need to keep an eye on and protected
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    | text      = from terrorist attack.
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    | text      = The nodes.
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    | text      = And then after that, I went down to Southern Command for a couple of years and I was a
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    | text      = counterterrorism analyst.
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    | text      = My area of responsibility was Mexico, Central America and South America.
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    | text      = And funny enough, during my time at Southern Command, Northern Command stood up.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So what?
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    | text      = Hold on.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Northcom stood up.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Hold on.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Hold on.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Is he setting up a climactic battle between Northern Command and Southern Command?
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't know what's coming, man.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We're just listening to this.
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    | text      = Because I feel like what I'm hearing in our future is a command civil war of some sort.
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    | text      = I assume Northern Command wears the blue.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And Southern Command, which put him in charge of counterintelligence for South America and
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    | text      = Mexico and the surrounding area on account of that he speaks Korean.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:54.840
    | text      = What?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:55.840
    | text      = I don't know.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Why?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:58.840
    | text      = Huh?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:16:59.840
    | text      = Where are these nodes at, too?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Give me some node information.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:03.039
    | text      = You can't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They're too critical to be public information.
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    | text      = So I mean, look, the thing here is that he's just following basically online conspiracy
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    | text      = world narratives.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It was like Northcom was created in 2002.
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    | text      = And so the idea that he's saying, like, they stood up is what, like, a lot of the people
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = like the Alex Joneses of the world, they build that into their conspiracy worldview of, like,
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = they were, it's part of a takeover.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Which you'll get to in this next clip.
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    | text      = But...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The Southcom will rise again, though.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They do think, meh, they might.
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    | text      = So the language they stood up...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:39.839
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's what I'm interested in.
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    | text      = Well, thankfully, Kerry finally asks a rebuttal question about that very thing.
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    | text      = The fuck?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:46.920
    | text      = You're saying?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Every command has an area of responsibility and every command has a J-2.
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    | text      = And so Northern Command stood up in their area of responsibility in 2003, 2000, late
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    | text      = 2002.
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    | text      = There, when they stood up, was Canada, the United States, and Mexico.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:04.720
    | text      = I just want to ask you a question.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = What does stood up mean?
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    | text      = It means they opened up for business.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:12.279
    | text      = Northern Command hadn't really been open for business yet, and they were taking on their
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    | text      = area of responsibility.
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    | text      = So around the end of 2002, when Northern Command opened up for business and became a command,
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = the United States of America officially physically invaded the United States with Northern Command.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So they opened up for business.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:36.039
    | text      = They opened up for business.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:37.039
    | text      = Is it like with a storefront operation?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:38.880
    | text      = Did they start small and then expand?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:40.880
    | text      = No, they had a soft open.
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    | text      = They had a soft...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:43.720
    | text      = Well, that's good.
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    | timestamp = 00:18:44.720
    | text      = You don't want to...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The night before.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:46.720
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:47.720
    | text      = Get everyone acquainted to the idea that this business is coming to their neighborhood.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:48.720
    | text      = I hired a couple of chefs.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:49.720
    | text      = And then they invaded the United States.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:51.359
    | text      = They did what now?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:53.359
    | text      = So the United States basically invaded the United States through NORTHCOM.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:57.039
    | text      = Yes, in the same way that the United States had previously, in 1963, invaded the United
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    | timestamp = 00:19:01.839
    | text      = States when Southern Command started.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:04.440
    | text      = I don't fucking know, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:06.299
    | text      = This is just...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:07.299
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:08.299
    | text      = The United States is espousing essentially very baseline patriot community beliefs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:12.200
    | text      = How old is he?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:13.759
    | text      = He doesn't sound like he's old enough to...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:15.400
    | text      = He's 49.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:16.400
    | text      = He's 49.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:17.400
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:18.400
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:19.400
    | text      = I know that because...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:20.400
    | text      = He says he's 49.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:21.400
    | text      = Boy, does he tell a bit of his life story.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:24.519
    | text      = We're getting a bit into the weeds of his resume, which I think is really unimportant.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:29.559
    | text      = I'm really just laying this out because most of this is completely unfalsifiable.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:35.160
    | text      = Like I said, no one from NORTHCOM is gonna be like, fuck you, you didn't work, you douche.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:43.079
    | text      = Don't they have a long-standing rival?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:45.079
    | text      = Isn't every year, don't they play the NORTHCOM, SOUTHCOM football game?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:48.799
    | text      = The Army-Navy game?
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    | text      = Isn't that a big one?
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    | text      = It's shirts and skins, though.
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    | text      = So you would think...
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    | text      = Blue and gray, somehow.
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    | text      = You would think...
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    | text      = SOUTHCOM has gray skin.
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    | text      = You would think, my friend, if this guy was supposedly a contractor doing high-level terrorism
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    | text      = analysis for Central Command and then it was brought in to Northern Command, which he says
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    | text      = he's around when that was happening, when they stood up and opened for business.
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    | text      = You would think you'd know something about the structure of it.
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    | text      = You would think.
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    | text      = Uh-oh.
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    | text      = And so we physically are, we are invaded by the Department of Defense here in the United
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    | text      = States.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Wait, wait, wait.
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    | text      = Slow down.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = So who does, who did you all report to if Northern Command took over?
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    | timestamp = 00:20:37.519
    | text      = Who was head of that ballgame?
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    | text      = Northern Command is headquartered in Colorado.
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    | text      = So the Joint Chiefs?
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    | text      = Joint Chiefs?
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    | text      = Are we talking Joint Chiefs?
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    | text      = Well, all of the commands work together.
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    | text      = So they all report to the head of the Department of Defense, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the
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    | text      = President of the United States.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Do you know who you were, who was the top guy when you were there under, you know, who
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    | text      = was the Northern Command's top guy?
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    | text      = No, I don't know who the Northern Command top guy was, who the general was.
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    | text      = I know my general was General Zinni.
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    | text      = General Zinni?
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    | text      = He was the guy who was in charge of CENTCOM around then, but he was also, like, he was
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    | text      = directly involved overseas and stuff.
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    | text      = He wasn't around.
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    | text      = If he was reporting directly to General Zinni, he is someone who would have gone before Congress.
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    | text      = Because General Zinni had to testify in front of Congress about, like, the justification
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    | text      = for the Iraq war and stuff like that.
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    | timestamp = 00:21:39.359
    | text      = Right, right, right, right.
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    | timestamp = 00:21:40.359
    | text      = And we all know he did a great job.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = His research didn't go too deep into all of his exact involvement, but General Zinni,
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    | text      = big dude, a big name in military circles.
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    | text      = So the idea that he was, like, he was my direct supervisor or is my general, I think you probably
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    | text      = fucking know who's in charge of NORTHCOM.
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    | text      = Wouldn't you have just, on any reputable show, you'd have been like, all right, dude, click,
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    | timestamp = 00:22:08.460
    | text      = and then just hung up.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:09.519
    | text      = And she's, but she's doing everything she can to be like, uh, give me something, give
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    | text      = me something, man.
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    | text      = Is, was it the Joint Chiefs?
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    | text      = Was it Joint Chiefs?
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    | text      = No, no, no.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Was it Secretary of State?
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    | timestamp = 00:22:19.960
    | text      = What do you got?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:20.960
    | text      = Who's in charge of this ballgame?
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    | timestamp = 00:22:21.960
    | text      = Who the fuck?
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    | timestamp = 00:22:22.960
    | text      = Do you even know who the fucking president was when this happened?
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    | text      = Probably not.
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    | text      = God damn it, man.
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    | timestamp = 00:22:26.559
    | text      = Like, real talk, when I was 15, 16, working at a movie theater, I knew who the CEO of
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    | text      = our company was.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:34.599
    | text      = Really?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:35.599
    | text      = I knew who the district manager was over our company.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, absolutely.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:39.019
    | text      = Even though they didn't have any, like, influence in my life at all.
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    | timestamp = 00:22:42.680
    | text      = Yeah, absolutely.
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    | text      = I don't remember the district manager's name now, but the CEO was named Bob Goodrich.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:48.559
    | text      = Bob Good, well, that's hard to forget, though.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:50.359
    | text      = It was Goodrich Theaters, too.
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    | text      = Because you want to drive over him with your Goodrich tires.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:54.400
    | text      = And he showed up one time, he was a lunatic.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I think that also probably helped him stick out in my mind.
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    | timestamp = 00:23:00.519
    | text      = But I knew who he was even before he ever showed up at our theater.
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    | text      = That was like a couple of years into me working there.
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    | text      = My point is that if you are higher up in CENTCOM and you then get absorbed or taken over by
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    | timestamp = 00:23:12.920
    | text      = NORTHCOM, you're going to fucking know who the guy in charge of NORTHCOM is.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You might even resent him a little bit for taking over.
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    | text      = Especially if you think that that's what happened and you already definitely resent the organization,
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:24.200
    | text      = you'd probably have a figure head up.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:26.279
    | text      = You might almost have something stuck in your craw over it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:28.799
    | text      = Or a picture of him on the wall that you throw darts at.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, exactly.
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    | timestamp = 00:23:32.440
    | text      = Something silly like that.
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    | timestamp = 00:23:33.440
    | text      = So I don't believe a lot of this story.
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    | timestamp = 00:23:34.440
    | text      = I'm going to go out on a limb.
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    | text      = I'm going to say it was Hillary.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:38.759
    | text      = Hillary took over NORTHCOM.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:39.759
    | text      = Could be.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:40.759
    | text      = Why doesn't anybody just ask me dumb questions like this?
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    | text      = Might as well.
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    | timestamp = 00:23:44.640
    | text      = Just throw me in there.
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    | text      = So I do want to say that I don't believe any of Ronald Farnam's story so far.
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    | timestamp = 00:23:51.400
    | text      = But credit where credit's due, in this next clip, he blows 9-11 wide open.
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    | text      = All right, there we go.
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    | text      = He solves 9-11.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:00.200
    | text      = All right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:01.200
    | text      = And here's what happened.
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    | text      = So I started diving into that information and I found that all of the information from
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:09.119
    | text      = September 8th to the 13th had been scrubbed.
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    | text      = So real quick, this is him talking about when he had come back as a contractor.
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    | timestamp = 00:24:16.279
    | text      = Right, of course.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:17.279
    | text      = So now he's looking at top secret material that he has no business looking through.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:21.039
    | text      = He is telling the truth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:22.160
    | text      = He is admitting to a felony on this show.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:25.119
    | text      = And him discussing it is a felony.
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    | text      = We can neither confirm nor deny that it would be a felony were he to reveal this information
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    | text      = on Project Camelot.
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    | text      = I'm pretty sure it's a hard felony.
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    | text      = Can't confirm or deny that.
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    | text      = There was nothing in there I could find about what was going on the few days before and
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    | text      = the few days after 9-11.
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    | timestamp = 00:24:44.440
    | text      = What was going on in Korea?
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    | timestamp = 00:24:45.440
    | text      = I bet you could find that out.
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    | text      = So it kind of told me that they, they might have reclassified it, but.
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    | timestamp = 00:24:52.039
    | text      = Yeah, you know, that would be my theory.
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    | timestamp = 00:24:59.779
    | text      = My theory would be that that's on a very strict need to know basis.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:04.799
    | text      = So low level contractors can't get access to that information and tell Carrie Cassidy
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    | timestamp = 00:25:09.880
    | text      = about it.
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    | timestamp = 00:25:10.880
    | text      = I would say that that's probably a good thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:25:13.359
    | text      = Pretty wise of the government to be like, hold on, let's put that in another box.
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    | text      = I'm gonna go with nah dude, you don't get the, hey, if I'm the government, all I'm thinking
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    | text      = is after 9-11, you know, you have a couple of days to think about it and you're like,
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:27.480
    | text      = I bet if we give every Yahoo access to this information, we're going to get a lot of conspiracy
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    | timestamp = 00:25:33.660
    | text      = theories out of it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:34.660
    | text      = Oh boy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:35.660
    | text      = Now little did they know that shit was going down anyways.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:38.359
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:39.359
    | text      = Their biggest problem though was that they did 9-11 and you can't hide that forever.
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    | timestamp = 00:25:44.599
    | text      = Nope.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:45.599
    | text      = Now you can classify all the documents you want, but those burns, what's the theory?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:25:50.720
    | text      = The burns?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:51.720
    | text      = There's burns?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:52.720
    | text      = Sideburns?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:53.720
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:54.720
    | text      = Burn sides.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:55.720
    | text      = And then 15 years later, one of the smartest detectives ever shows up on project Camelot.
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    | timestamp = 00:26:00.680
    | text      = Does he speak Korean though?
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    | timestamp = 00:26:02.359
    | text      = We can't confirm or deny that for sure.
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    | timestamp = 00:26:07.359
    | text      = What I discovered in looking at that, even up to, you know, September 7th and September
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:12.480
    | text      = 6th was that everybody who was involved in the alleged plot by the terrorists, these
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:20.680
    | text      = terrorists who allegedly carried everything out, was that everybody was under surveillance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:26.779
    | text      = And at the time I was classmates with two of the people, two of the alleged hijackers
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:26:33.599
    | text      = at St. Leo University on MacDill Air Force Base, on the base, there was a St. Leo University
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    | timestamp = 00:26:41.599
    | text      = campus there.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:42.599
    | text      = I would go to class at night because I was wanting to finish up my bachelor's degree
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:46.279
    | text      = and around 2000 I finished it up.
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    | timestamp = 00:26:49.200
    | text      = So real quick, name names.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:50.799
    | text      = Second, he doesn't.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:51.799
    | text      = Oh, he doesn't?
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    | timestamp = 00:26:52.799
    | text      = Third.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:53.799
    | text      = That's a surprise.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:54.799
    | text      = Now he's buried the lead and we are supposed to believe that he had high level top secret
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:59.099
    | text      = clearance and was a high level Korean translator and got hired as a contractor to do counterintelligence
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    | timestamp = 00:27:07.319
    | text      = work and all this stuff.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:08.480
    | text      = And he didn't have a bachelor's degree, which I know is not impossible, but I find very
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    | timestamp = 00:27:13.480
    | text      = unlikely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:27:14.480
    | text      = I think it's very unlikely.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:17.119
    | text      = Man, this is, look, he's got street smarts.
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    | timestamp = 00:27:21.400
    | text      = True.
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    | timestamp = 00:27:22.400
    | text      = Does he?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:23.400
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:27:24.400
    | text      = And there were code words used in the reporting and they referred to going to get married.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:31.920
    | text      = And that was what was in the reporting, that the terrorists who were passing information,
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    | timestamp = 00:27:37.240
    | text      = making communications were using the code term getting married, referring to, oh, we're
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    | text      = off to get married.
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    | text      = Everybody's leaving to get married.
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    | text      = And that was the code word they were using.
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    | text      = And after 9-11, I kind of looked back at some of these two classmates and they were using
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    | text      = the same language around the same time.
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    | text      = We would stand outside class, wait for them to go into our next class.
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    | text      = We would have a break and we would talk.
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    | text      = And they were telling me how they were going to get married, but they wouldn't give me
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    | text      = And I didn't really think of anything of it.
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    | text      = I thought they were just being goofy middle Eastern guys who were just had their own little
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = And that was the farthest thing from my mind that that was a code term for the 9-11 operation.
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    | text      = I'd like to offer a second theory.
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    | text      = Were they getting married?
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    | text      = I think that there's a very high likelihood that these were not the terrorists who did
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    | text      = He just was in a class with a couple of middle Eastern dudes and they were probably talking
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    | text      = about getting married and they didn't want him to come, which is weird.
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    | text      = I'm guessing that that is as likely as this, but who knows?
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    | text      = But even then with his story, he was like, I started thinking about it 10 years later.
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    | text      = So even by project Camelot standards, that's weak sauce.
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    | text      = What do you mean?
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    | text      = Now you're just flashbacking conversations you had 10 years ago with random strangers
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    | text      = who- Middle Eastern guys giggled when they talked
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = What are you talking about, dude?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Weak.
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    | text      = Very.
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    | text      = You should have been like, I have a photographic memory so I can do this whole thing.
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    | text      = I can pull it right away.
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    | text      = Otherwise we're getting into unreliable narrator territory here.
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    | text      = We're there.
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    | text      = We're deep into that.
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    | text      = No, I trusted it up until this point and then it was out.
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    | text      = Him saying he has a photographic memory and can call all this back, that would be a bit
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    | text      = of a brag.
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    | text      = Certainly.
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    | text      = That'd be something that he's- Well, if there is one thing we know about
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    | text      = him so far, it's how modest he is.
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    | text      = Very modest.
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    | text      = And that ends in this next clip when he explains why his time as a contractor ended and boy,
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    | text      = I don't- If there's ever been a fish story on this podcast, it is this.
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    | text      = The national security agency emailed me and a few other analysts on an email about a specific
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    | text      = terrorist problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And they asked if I could give feedback or solution or what my thoughts were.
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    | text      = So I put together a point by point plan on how to stop terrorist activity across earth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Forever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Where we would not have to worry about any more terrorist activity, period.
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    | text      = Very simple solution.
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    | text      = And the next day- Demolish borders.
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    | text      = And I sent it right to the national security agency.
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    | text      = The next day I got called into my commander's office and they pulled the email out and they
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    | text      = said, did you send this to the national security agency?
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    | text      = And I said, yes.
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    | text      = They wanted information.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They wanted a solution.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I thought this was the best I could come up with and they said, okay.
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    | text      = And so I left and then the next day they wanted to pull me off of my contract.
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    | text      = So I talked to my manager, my contract manager.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's not military.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Let him go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, he's a manager.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And I asked if I could just resign because I didn't really feel like I did anything wrong.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like I just solved worldwide terrorism and they got to fire him for it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:04.720
    | text      = I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:05.720
    | text      = That's rough.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:06.720
    | text      = The damnedest thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Now, admittedly, the tenor of that conversation, when you go back and look at the transcripts,
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    | text      = which I do have access to, and I have a photographic memory so I can tell you pull it right, right
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    | text      = from.
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    | text      = Can't wait to hear this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:19.519
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So the guy says, did you write this email and send it to the national security agency?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And Farnam of course says yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:27.240
    | text      = And then he said, you know, ants can't run the world, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, hold on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:33.200
    | text      = Hold on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:34.200
    | text      = You don't know about my ant ray that I've created.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:38.200
    | text      = And then the next day they threatened to pull him off his contract.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:41.400
    | text      = That's crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I don't know why.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You know what else is crazy?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He never explains what his plan is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It seems like now would be a great time to share it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Anytime.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = With everyone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:50.960
    | text      = Anytime would be great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = If you did it, you should just email it to anybody.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's not like because you came up with the idea and sent it to the NSA that now that's
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:31:58.319
    | text      = classified.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:59.319
    | text      = It's classified.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Just fucking come out with it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:01.319
    | text      = It was in an email.
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    | text      = So actually I think I've, as Alex Jones would like to say, reverse engineered what his plan
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    | text      = is, but I'm going to have to leave that for later to tell you what I think possibly is
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = how he would end worldwide terrorism.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:14.240
    | text      = Point by point though.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:17.839
    | text      = There's one point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:18.839
    | text      = Did he have a bullet list?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:19.839
    | text      = Nope.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:20.839
    | text      = One point.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:21.839
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:22.839
    | text      = This is a very simple solution.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:23.839
    | text      = Don't even guess.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:24.839
    | text      = Don't even guess.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:25.839
    | text      = No, no, no, no, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:26.839
    | text      = It's not that bad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:28.039
    | text      = It's dumb.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:29.039
    | text      = Because I don't want him to kill all the ants, Dan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:30.880
    | text      = No, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:31.880
    | text      = Ants are safe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:32.880
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:33.880
    | text      = So he has this supposition, I guess, that he can end worldwide terrorism with this plan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:32:40.920
    | text      = To which Kerry is like, hey man, you know, they would do terrorism intentionally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:46.200
    | text      = That's the government.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:47.200
    | text      = That's why they had to shut him down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:51.059
    | text      = Which leads to this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:52.799
    | text      = They wanted me out of there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:55.160
    | text      = So I told them, I go, fine, I'm going to resign.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:59.319
    | text      = And then it's going to be my mission to stop this madness.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:02.759
    | text      = Because I know you guys don't really, if you're not going to implement this solution, I just
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:06.940
    | text      = know that you don't really want to, and I could tell by the way they were behaving that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:10.079
    | text      = they don't really want to stop terrorist activity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:12.680
    | text      = You probably know as well as I do that it's a, it's an operation, it's a money making
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:16.440
    | text      = machine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:17.440
    | text      = Ah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:18.440
    | text      = Well it's, it's also, you know, it's the state, it's the coercive arm of the state trying
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:26.000
    | text      = to put fear into the people by creating false flags.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:30.319
    | text      = Actually I wasn't supposed to say that on my YouTube channel, so creating, can I say
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:35.079
    | text      = it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:36.079
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:37.079
    | text      = Create, you can't say it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:38.079
    | text      = So creating FFs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:39.079
    | text      = Wait, what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:40.079
    | text      = No, that doesn't, no, you don't get away with it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:45.119
    | text      = So she's not allowed to say false flags anymore, I assume because she got the...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:48.400
    | text      = This isn't true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:49.400
    | text      = She got the, oh, she's not even not allowed to do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:51.680
    | text      = She got in trouble because she had people on who are very specifically calling specific
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:55.400
    | text      = people crisis actors in a form of targeted harassment about particularly Parkland and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:01.500
    | text      = other shootings and tragedies.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:03.740
    | text      = So she has contextualized that and turned it into I'm not allowed to say false flag
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:08.000
    | text      = on the show anymore, which I would say this episode, pretty good evidence that you can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:13.400
    | text      = And even if you, even if you literally weren't allowed to say false flag on there, anybody
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:17.980
    | text      = who's paying attention would be like, oh, you can't say FF either.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:22.079
    | text      = You idiot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:23.079
    | text      = It's the same thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:24.079
    | text      = If you mean false flag, you can't just abbreviate it and then you're fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:27.800
    | text      = No, no, no, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:28.840
    | text      = You don't understand.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:29.840
    | text      = The government is trying to scare the public by follow Friday.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:34.239
    | text      = Oh no, I would never call them crisis actors, but they are CAs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:40.360
    | text      = You know what I'm saying?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:41.360
    | text      = They've got a good talent agent.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:42.619
    | text      = You know what I mean?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:43.619
    | text      = The government was trying to terrorize the people by putting out the fantastic four movie.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:48.500
    | text      = That is not, that's not wrong.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:50.380
    | text      = It's an interesting theory that I'm working on for my next book.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:53.360
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:54.360
    | text      = Spoiler alert.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:55.360
    | text      = This guy's written some books.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:56.360
    | text      = Oh no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:57.360
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:58.360
    | text      = Why?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:59.360
    | text      = So before we get into it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:00.360
    | text      = Why can't I finish a fucking book if this asshole can?
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    | text      = So before we get into that, cause this episode is going to go off the rails real hard, real
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    | text      = But before that happens, Kerry wants to know like you were a contractor with top secret
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    | text      = Why are you going through and like trying to find this information that you definitely
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    | text      = Why the fuck aren't you Snowden?
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    | text      = It's a good question.
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    | text      = Why didn't you do anything like that?
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    | text      = It's a good question.
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    | text      = You didn't become Snowden.
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    | text      = So how did that not happen?
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    | text      = Kind of like, you know what I'm saying?
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    | text      = Well I started investigating plus one for Kerry by the way, the Kennedy assassination,
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    | text      = to find out who killed JFK and I started looking through the top secret messages that I could
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    | text      = So this was 93, 94, 95.
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    | text      = I was in Korea, I'm sorry, this was 97, 98.
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    | text      = I was in Korea and I started going through the databases there and starting to sit through
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    | text      = some of the Intel top secret stuff that I could find in different databases to find
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    | text      = out about the story for JFK.
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    | text      = And I found the cover story and it's the same cover story, it was like a two page cover
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    | text      = story about what happened and who was blamed and it was basically, and it was a top secret
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    | text      = document, but it pretty much was the same cover story.
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    | text      = So I realized at that point that I wasn't going to get the true answers from the military
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    | text      = and from the top secret information because that's compartmentalized.
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    | text      = So he didn't become Snowden because all of the information you can get from top secret
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    | text      = files is just all fake anyway.
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    | text      = So his answer is, well, I was in Korea and I had access to top secret information, but
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    | text      = I was bored in my day job, you know, like most people would be.
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    | text      = So I just started looking into whether or not the government killed JFK.
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    | text      = Then I go through all their top secret files and for some reason, even the government's
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    | text      = That means there can only be even more top secret files, top, top secret files, Dan,
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    | text      = that tell you the true story.
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    | text      = That's something of the implication of it.
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    | text      = And then even beyond that, that's his way of getting himself off the hook for not doing
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    | text      = a data dump or anything like that.
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    | text      = He's like, everything I found wasn't much anyway, who knows, which again, I think is
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    | text      = probably evidence that he's making this up or that he didn't have the access that he's
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    | text      = I think there's a pretty strong theory about that now.
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    | text      = Or that no matter what you say, even if you have access to the top secret documents themselves,
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    | text      = conspiracy theorists are going to conspirize.
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    | text      = That's what's going to happen.
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    | text      = There's no convincing somebody like this dude.
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    | text      = That's what's going to happen.
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    | text      = But what's going to happen right now is that everything is going to go very wrong on this
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    | text      = Everything is about to get so insane.
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    | text      = I would say that up until now, what are we, like 36, 37 minutes into the episode?
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    | text      = I think this has been kind of us just being like, I don't believe your credentials.
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    | text      = This doesn't make sense.
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    | text      = And that's not good enough for a Project Camelot episode.
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    | text      = If I'm digging in, I need raptors or I need something of that level.
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    | text      = And believe it or not, Ronald Farham delivers.
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    | text      = When I resigned, I immediately started writing my first book, Second Coming of the Messiah,
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    | text      = which was an autobiographical in a sense as to how I kind of had reached that tipping
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    | text      = point of saying, wait a second, this is wrong.
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    | text      = Something is wrong.
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    | text      = Something has to be done about this.
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    | text      = I'm not going to take this anymore.
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    | text      = I'm just going to start doing something about it and I'm not going to be part of this anymore.
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    | text      = And so I took all of that emotion that I went through with that transition and poured it
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    | text      = into this story, which in the Second Coming of the Messiah is really two books.
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    | text      = It's a story about this person who decides to save the world and come up with a solution
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    | text      = and then takes action on it.
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    | text      = And then the first half is about leading up from where the Bible ends to where we are
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    | text      = now and where the Messiah starts and how the New World Order and currently the Illuminati
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    | text      = and the powers that be got to where they are.
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    | text      = Because I really think the latest iteration of Beast Hops or Adam Weishaupts is really
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    | text      = now, and it seems somewhat like a cover story, but I think the bloodlines of thousands and
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    | text      = millions of years before.
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    | text      = So this isn't, this Illuminati just didn't start over the past couple of thousand years,
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    | text      = two or three hundred years with the Rothschilds and the Powers.
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    | text      = I think it's been going on for longer than they could even pretend to know or have information
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    | text      = to back that information up.
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    | text      = The Messiah is so boring, Dan!
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I hate to do this to you because he's never going to say, I am the new Messiah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But he's the fucking Messiah!
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's clearly implying that he's the Messiah here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Oh yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He thinks he's the Messiah!
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    | text      = He's described his book as the sequel to the Bible.
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    | text      = He's the fucking Messiah!
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yes!
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    | text      = There it is!
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = There it is!
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = For fuck's sake!
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    | text      = Wait, wait, wait.
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    | text      = So it's his autobiography.
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    | text      = He does describe it as autobiographical.
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    | text      = In a sense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The second Messiah.
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    | text      = In a sense.
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    | text      = And the first part is everything leading up to him finding out he's the Messiah.
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    | text      = As I understand, he made a movie of this as well, and it's on Amazon Prime now.
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    | text      = Oh, I can't afford that.
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    | text      = I don't have that subscription.
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    | text      = Even if it was free, you couldn't afford it.
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    | text      = Not for that movie.
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    | text      = But as I understand, and it might be the case in the book as well, I didn't read the book,
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    | text      = but I think that he puts himself in character in the book, but it's supposed to be him.
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    | text      = So it's like a female character who goes to Hollywood to try and make a movie of her book
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    | text      = which involves the new Bible or something along those lines.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's wild.
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    | text      = So he clearly, on at least some very real level, thinks he's the Messiah.
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    | text      = Yeah, of course.
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    | text      = Now, there's a possibility that he doesn't think that he's the son of God per se.
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    | text      = He's just a Messiah.
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    | text      = I think that he might be using the term Messiah to be like, I'm going to save the world, which
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    | text      = he sort of expressed in that last clip, which I think feeds into his solution for worldwide
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    | text      = terrorism.
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    | timestamp = 00:41:56.880
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:57.880
    | text      = Everybody do what he says.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:58.960
    | text      = Which again, we'll get to in a little bit, and I will say, not to be a tease, bad plan.
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    | timestamp = 00:42:05.679
    | text      = Little bad plan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:10.719
    | text      = If he is right, why can't he be more interesting?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:14.019
    | text      = That was the most boring I've ever heard a person talk ever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:16.800
    | text      = Very boring.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:17.800
    | text      = Incredibly boring.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Oh, so spoiler alert, I found his Twitter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:20.639
    | text      = He has exactly one like or retweet over many, many, many tweets since April 21st, 2018.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:33.960
    | text      = So it's been a good five months, one like.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:42:36.400
    | text      = One like?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:42:37.400
    | text      = Zero retweets.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:38.400
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Or I think one retweet also.
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    | text      = It's going to be tough to be the Messiah with that low of a social media presence.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You need SEO.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:44.400
    | text      = You need engagement, baby.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:45.400
    | text      = Yeah, come on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, I feel bad about how little traction we get, and I feel great compared to the Messiah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:42:53.840
    | text      = Knowledge fight.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:54.840
    | text      = We're a little bit better than the Messiah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:56.960
    | text      = We could pull a Beatles here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:00.360
    | text      = We get more retweets than the Messiah.
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    | text      = So Jordan, that's his first book that he started writing in 2006 when he left Top Secret Work.
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    | text      = Published.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:12.719
    | text      = But Carrie brings up here because she is aware from reading his bio that he's got a new book
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:17.880
    | text      = he's working on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:18.880
    | text      = Oh yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:19.880
    | text      = You're actually, aren't you writing a book on Bloodlines right now, another book?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:26.360
    | text      = Well all of my screenplays that I write, I turn into books.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:29.480
    | text      = So I'm writing the screenplay and developing it right now.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:33.519
    | text      = It's called The Lines of Destiny, and it's about the 13 major bloodlines who are controlling
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:43:41.360
    | text      = the physical domain, who are also being controlled by the archons, who are controlling them vibrationally
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:50.039
    | text      = with demonology, Satanism, sacrifices, ceremonies, energy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:55.360
    | text      = Got it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:56.360
    | text      = It's a laundry list.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:58.480
    | text      = I want to pause here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:59.480
    | text      = He's not done.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:00.480
    | text      = He's going to talk a little more about this book.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:02.079
    | text      = His work is specifically non-fiction to him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:05.719
    | text      = This is real to him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:07.199
    | text      = This isn't like some sort of sci-fi book that he's like, I came up with the greatest plot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:11.880
    | text      = Isn't this wild and fantastical?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:14.800
    | text      = He does believe in these 13 bloodlines that are psychically controlling the world and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:18.840
    | text      = shit like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:19.840
    | text      = No, no, no.
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    | text      = The 13 bloodlines are controlling the physical world.
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    | text      = They themselves are, of course, being controlled by the demonologists, the Satanists.
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    | text      = What are the archons again?
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    | text      = Those are like angelic beings, but they're probably nefarious and evil.
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    | text      = David Icke talks about the archons a bit, and I think they have come up on another Project
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    | text      = Camelot episode that we've done.
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    | text      = I feel like there's probably antisemitism in the history of archons.
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    | text      = I'm not sure about it right now, but it feels-
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    | text      = The ability to shift in and out of vibrations.
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    | text      = And so this group of bloodline members who are assassins for the different bloodlines
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    | text      = decide to make a break from all of them because what's happened is that-
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    | text      = This is the plot of the comic book, it's 100 bullets.
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    | text      = ... the timelines, and CERN is giving information to the different bloodlines, and the different
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    | text      = bloodlines want certain timelines to manifest.
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    | text      = Of course.
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    | text      = So they're sending out orders to different assassins in their bloodline to go kill people
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    | text      = and cause things to happen so that they can shift into the timeline that they want, and
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    | text      = it's causing a lot of different Mandela effects for different people within the story.
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    | text      = So the group-
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    | text      = Well, that sounds like a cool story.
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    | text      = Cool.
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    | text      = I will say that I-
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    | text      = I thought the giggle that we got from Carrie earlier was going to be fun, but now that
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    | text      = we're getting into her full on being like, you're full of shit, dude.
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    | text      = I think Carrie is not having a good time.
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    | text      = No, she is bummed out by this.
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    | text      = So you got confused there at the end.
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    | text      = Why?
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    | text      = What was so- do you not understand the Mandela effect?
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    | text      = No, no, no, no.
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    | text      = I just don't understand how he thinks that makes any sense.
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    | text      = That makes perfect sense.
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    | text      = No, I mean if they can move between vibrations-
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    | text      = CERN!
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    | text      = So why do you need CERN to divine which timelines are best for you if you can move between all
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    | text      = timelines whenever you want-
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    | text      = Because CERN is a big-
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    | text      = Because timelines are simultaneously occurring.
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    | text      = CERN is a big spooky machine that exists in the real world and dumb people are afraid
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    | text      = of it.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So it gives- it lends you like a little bit of, you know, like magical realism.
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    | text      = Magical realism.
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    | text      = And that's what you can do when you include CERN in here.
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    | text      = You can sort of hide behind like, ooh, what if it is causing people- assassins to go create
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    | text      = Mandela effects all over the place.
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    | text      = Of course.
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    | text      = The only one that most people know about is the Berenstain Bears.
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    | text      = I'm not sure what the Illuminati gains from changing the spelling of a children's book.
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    | text      = No, don't worry about it.
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    | text      = What do you mean?
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    | text      = I mean they gain a lot from it.
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    | text      = How?
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    | text      = You don't want to worry about it, Dan.
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    | text      = Okay, I won't.
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    | text      = Well, now you should!
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    | text      = I'm worried because you're worried about it.
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    | text      = I'm not really that worried about it.
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    | text      = I'm confused.
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    | text      = Well, the Berenstain Bears are.
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    | text      = Berenstain Bears.
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = That's how it's actually spelled.
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    | text      = That's kind of anti-Semitic, isn't it?
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    | text      = Berenstain.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They had to send a Vatican assassin down there to kill him.
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    | text      = I don't know, man.
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    | text      = So you heard at the beginning of that clip, my dude, that this guy likes to write books
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    | text      = that are his screenplays because he wants to inject some sort of like real shit into
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    | text      = movies because he doesn't like movies for entertainment's sake.
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    | text      = Isn't the other Mandela effect that, what was it, Sinbad was in-
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    | text      = Kazam?
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    | text      = Kazam?
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    | text      = No, Shazam, I believe.
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    | text      = Right, right, right.
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    | text      = There's a second movie that everyone has forgotten.
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    | text      = There's a bunch of them.
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    | text      = Some of them are kind of fun because they do tickle a little part of your brain that's
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    | text      = like, I kind of remember.
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    | text      = No, I don't.
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    | text      = You just get it like, eh.
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    | text      = But at this point, Kerry is like, I know you are not famous, but I need to know, have you
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    | text      = actually been in show business, because he's presenting himself as like, I've made movies.
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    | text      = He writes screenplays.
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    | text      = I write screenplays.
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    | text      = He doesn't write books, he writes screenplays and then turns them into books because of
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    | text      = course nobody is going to-
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    | text      = Well, but then, because if he wrote the book first, he wouldn't be up for the Best Original
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    | text      = Screenplay Oscar.
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    | text      = That's true.
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    | text      = He's thinking ahead.
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    | text      = He's always got to be up for Best Adapted and that's just lame.
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = No one wants that.
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    | text      = No, no, no, no, no.
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    | text      = So Kerry asks, are you really in show business?
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    | text      = And he gives, I would say the worst answer I've ever heard from anybody.
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    | text      = Can you elaborate on how you kind of, are you in the business seriously or are you a
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    | text      = side liner?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:51.079
    | text      = Where are you at?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:55.119
    | text      = I've gone in and come out and now I've got my niche.
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    | text      = So I moved to LA in 2011 and started doing extra work in like hundreds of movies and
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    | text      = TV shows and finally I got my SAG card and joined the Screen Actors Guild and it cost
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    | text      = like $3,000 to join, but I joined the Screen Actors Guild so I'm a paid up member of the
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    | text      = Screen Actors Guild.
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    | text      = We'll keep going here with his story, but I want to stop there really quick to point
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    | text      = out the difference in affect of him telling this story and his story about the time he
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    | text      = spent in top secret work.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He's engaged in this story.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He's remembering, oh, I had to pay $3,000 to get my SAG card after I did all that fucking
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    | text      = extra work.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It was a huge pain in the ass.
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    | text      = I had to go stand around.
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    | text      = Hundreds.
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    | text      = So he's, that's his brain, the part of his memory that actually has emotional attachment
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    | text      = to it coming out and bringing in extraneous pieces of information because that's how human
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    | text      = brains work.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The rest of it is memorization that he's used to give some sort of credibility to the other
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    | text      = parts of his narratives.
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    | text      = I just want to point that out very clearly.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And then I decided I wasn't really going to try and go the route where I wanted to become
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:02.340
    | text      = a star where I was going to get an agent.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Lame.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:05.280
    | text      = When I had agents, I was doing well in commercial spokesperson for different products.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:10.320
    | text      = I was doing commercials.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I was getting paid to do voiceovers and I was here in this Florida market.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And so I moved to LA and wanted to take it to the next step.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:20.840
    | text      = And then I realized that I could actually, I just had this charisma that I can get people
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    | text      = together and I can produce and direct and write and file the paperwork for SAG.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:31.860
    | text      = So that's what I did and I decided, and I hadn't heard that in Hollywood, that you don't
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    | text      = want to try and if you're going to write something, you're writing for entertainment.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:40.400
    | text      = You don't want to try and give like, you know, your opinion.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You want to just write, it's all about entertainment.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You don't want to really have some kind of a strong voice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:48.400
    | text      = And I thought, that's stupid.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:49.639
    | text      = If I'm going to waste all of my time or spend all of my time.
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    | text      = I think the one of the top grossing movies of all time is Avatar.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:57.400
    | text      = That's a very preachy ass movie.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = To create something that I'm passionate about, I want to be able to retain my voice.
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    | timestamp = 00:51:04.599
    | text      = So I decided to bring up a Messiah character and I wrote the movie Hollywood and Vine about
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:12.440
    | text      = this woman who wants to take down the global military industrial complex.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:16.480
    | text      = She comes from the Pentagon, she goes to Hollywood with her book, the sequel to the Bible that
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    | text      = she wrote, Second Coming of the Messiah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:23.599
    | text      = So his book is in the movie.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:27.159
    | text      = The character comes from the Pentagon, the Department of Defense, goes to Hollywood,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:33.639
    | text      = it makes a movie much like he has done, and is the Messiah.
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    | text      = So again, just driving that home, he very clearly thinks he's the Messiah.
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    | timestamp = 00:51:42.239
    | text      = He thinks he's the Messiah.
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    | text      = And has written the sequel to the Bible.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:46.440
    | text      = That's uh, and the sequel to the Bible is just the Second Coming of the Messiah?
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    | timestamp = 00:51:53.159
    | text      = It suffered from the sophomore slump.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:51:55.079
    | text      = Wasn't that in the regular Bible, though?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, it was in the second part of it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The new part.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:00.440
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:01.440
    | text      = So what would you, and then you've got the...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It's kind of a third Bible, really.
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    | timestamp = 00:52:04.360
    | text      = Then you've got the LDS.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:06.360
    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = You've got the Apocrypha.
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    | text      = You've got the Golden Tablets.
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    | text      = Yeah, you've got those.
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    | text      = The Lost Books of the Bible and Forgotten Books of Eden.
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    | text      = Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King.
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    | text      = You do?
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    | text      = Well, then you've got the prequels, of course.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = You have other religious texts.
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    | text      = Oh, man.
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    | text      = This guy is a little bit late, Dan.
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    | text      = But look, okay, so we're clowning on him for being an extra, and there's no shame in being
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    | text      = You know, if you, like, just want to do it to have fun or, you know, if you want to try
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    | text      = and see what it's like to be on a movie set, that sort of thing, I think that there's very
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    | text      = I think that it's something that most people in entertainment don't see as a viable path
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    | text      = Maybe just a little something you do as, like, the way I sell blood, you know?
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    | text      = I don't think this is going to make me a phlebotomist.
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    | text      = You know?
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    | text      = I have time, and I need money.
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    | text      = They have money, and they need people who have time.
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    | text      = He's expressing sort of, like, until he decided, I'm not going to become a star.
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    | text      = But before that, he clearly thought, like, I'm going to go there, and I'm going to be
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    | text      = so great at being an extra, that I'm going to get a line.
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    | text      = And then from there, it's going to be great, I'm going to be awesome.
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    | text      = It's going to be gravy.
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    | text      = I'm going to get voiceover.
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    | text      = What's his filmography?
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    | text      = Did you even IMDB him?
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    | text      = I'll pull it up in a second.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = But I think it's mostly his movies and this.
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    | text      = So I did that movie, and then I performed on live TV on America's Got Talent.
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    | text      = I performed on Guinness World Records, Gone Wild.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Wait, wait, wait.
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = For real.
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    | text      = Right, Kerry?
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    | text      = I'm with you on this one.
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    | text      = What are you, a drummer?
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    | text      = Is that right?
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    | text      = I have been a drummer.
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    | text      = I was a drummer in some bands when I was earlier in the military and when I was in high school.
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    | text      = But I actually was just cruising Craigslist one night, and I saw this ad for a talent
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    | text      = casting director who wanted to know if you could do any of these different things.
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    | text      = And I played college baseball, and I still play baseball, as a pitcher.
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    | text      = And one of those things was throwing plungers.
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    | text      = The Messiah was a pitcher.
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    | text      = So I thought, oh, I can do that.
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    | text      = I'm a pitcher.
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    | text      = I could throw plungers.
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    | text      = So I made an audition video that night, and then I sent it to them, get the world records
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    | text      = gone wild, saying that I could break the record, the world record, for hitting the most number
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    | text      = of people in one minute with the plungers.
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    | text      = So they had me on their show twice.
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    | text      = So we're not done with this, but you look like you have something on your tongue.
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    | text      = So then on the tip of the tongue that needs to come out the mouth, he threw plungers at
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    | text      = people because he played baseball before.
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    | text      = The logical use of that talent.
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    | text      = I would say that the locomotion of throwing a baseball, not the same as throwing a plunger.
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    | text      = I mean, I don't know.
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    | text      = You throw a good curveball, you throw a good plunger.
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    | text      = That's an old saying.
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    | text      = You're not trying to curve that plunger.
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = Yeah, but it's the same.
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    | text      = It's the same.
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    | text      = You got to go over the top, Dan.
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    | text      = You got to make sure that you throw the plunger.
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    | text      = No.
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    | text      = I would say-
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = Wait, does the plunger have to stick to somebody?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah, you have to stick it in their bag.
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    | text      = I would say that a better thing to give you credibility as a plunger thrower is, I've
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    | text      = thrown axes or something like that.
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    | text      = Or I am the Messiah.
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    | text      = That seems like that would apply across a wide range of skills.
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    | text      = So he was on America's Got Talent.
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    | text      = He was on the show.
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    | text      = The Guinness Book of World Records.
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    | text      = You can find these videos.
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    | text      = They are on YouTube.
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    | text      = So our Messiah, who is going to lead the world from the thousand years of torment that we
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    | text      = have existed in to the next 10,000 of holy bliss.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = He's really good at throwing plungers.
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    | text      = Turns out he wasn't that good.
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    | text      = What do you mean?
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    | text      = He failed.
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = But he's the fucking Messiah.
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    | text      = God.
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    | text      = Oh, man.
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    | text      = Even Jesus blew it a few times.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = He was a kid.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Well, he was a kid at the time.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = What are you going to do?
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    | text      = This guy's a mere babe in the eyes of the Lord.
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    | text      = It was weird, that story where Jesus threw a plunger, threw a kid's back.
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    | text      = That was great.
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    | text      = He was trying to break the record, which at the time was zero because plungers didn't
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    | text      = exist.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's in the book of Tobit.
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    | text      = So this isn't done.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = He did some more television.
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    | timestamp = 00:56:42.480
    | text      = On Guinness World Records Gone Wild, and then America's Got Talent saw me and they emailed
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    | text      = me and they were like, hey, do you want to come do that on America's Got Talent?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:50.400
    | text      = So I thought, yeah, why not?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Because I had co-written a book with someone who hired me to write a book and it fell into
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = the niche of Howard Stern.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We thought if we could get the book to Howard Stern, that would help us to get financing
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    | text      = and maybe we could get on his radio show.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:03.960
    | text      = So in Hollywood, one thing leads to another.
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    | text      = So I accepted that.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = My friend flew out that I wrote the book with from Pennsylvania.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We were on America's Got Talent.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I gave Howard Stern a copy of my book or our book, and then I threw a plunge and I failed
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    | text      = miserably.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:19.400
    | text      = Oh my God.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:20.400
    | text      = It was interesting.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:21.400
    | text      = It was all part of that crazy journey in Hollywood.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Okay, but.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:26.840
    | text      = That's the right response.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:28.840
    | text      = Uh.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:29.840
    | text      = Oh, no.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:30.840
    | text      = Oh, no.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:31.840
    | text      = So I had you on to talk about, um, I suppose-
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:39.239
    | text      = Your whistleblowing of Department of Defense stuff?
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    | text      = I guess JFK.
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    | text      = I would say-
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = 9-11 was your buddies and you throw plungers now?
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    | timestamp = 00:57:49.079
    | text      = I would say the larger part of this show is him talking about his show Biz Ambitions.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:57.719
    | text      = It has very little to do with him blowing any whistles or really even talking about
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:03.320
    | text      = any specific thing he learned at the Department of Defense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:05.840
    | text      = What is he even doing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:07.559
    | text      = He's trying to get funding for his fucking movie.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:09.480
    | text      = Oh, that's his goal.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:10.679
    | text      = This is his-
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:11.679
    | text      = Oh, God.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:12.679
    | text      = Oh, man.
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    | text      = We'll get to that in a little bit.
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    | text      = Oh, Farnsworth.
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    | text      = Come on.
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    | text      = Farnum.
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    | text      = P.T.
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    | text      = Farnum.
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    | text      = So this Ronald, bad Ronald, this dude.
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    | text      = So I don't know how to talk about this because it would seem to be shitting on a group unnecessarily.
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    | text      = But they go on about a-
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    | text      = Messiahs or actors or-
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    | text      = They go on a bit of a tangent about how he was homeless for a bit.
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    | text      = And I feel like because we're making fun of him, it might lead us down a road where we're
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    | text      = making fun of homeless people unnecessarily and I'm uncomfortable with that.
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    | text      = I don't think that's what we do.
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    | text      = I know we don't, but I want to be sensitive and not mock him for being homeless.
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    | text      = And in fact, if he were homeless insisting that he was the Messiah, I would have far
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = more empathy for him than I do now that I know he is not homeless and still insisting
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = he's the Messiah.
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    | text      = And the other thing is that you'd have to listen to this entire long chunk of the show
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    | text      = for me to really make the point to you that at no point does he actually describe being
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He talks about living in a friend's kitchen for a little while, which is not ideal circumstances,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = but it's something that a struggling actor might do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = My point is that I don't want to make fun of him for being homeless, but I do want to
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    | text      = make fun of him for what he says in this next clip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I was shooting on some TV show and I met a guy who was working as a bartender behind
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = me on the TV show and I was like, man, it's costing me so much in catering for my stuff,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = my movie.
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    | text      = And he's like, I'm a caterer.
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    | text      = So I hired him to cater for me and then he let me move into his garage for like $4.50
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    | text      = a month.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But I only stayed there for a month.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It was in East LA and I just didn't feel welcome in East LA.
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    | text      = Wait, wait, wait.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:59:56.159
    | text      = What just happened there?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's a racist.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = How do you throw that on top of everything?
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    | text      = God, you're a shit messiah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The messiah does not like traditionally Hispanic parts of town.
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    | text      = This is a bad messiah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:00:07.440
    | text      = Yeah, it's not great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:08.440
    | text      = This is a shit messiah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:09.440
    | text      = I'm pissed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I would like a better messiah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:12.440
    | text      = Can we do a redo on this one?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:00:13.719
    | text      = So that's when he ends up moving.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:14.960
    | text      = It's like when you try to do the capture and you get it wrong the first time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:00:17.840
    | text      = You just reshuffle, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:19.159
    | text      = Give it another go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:20.159
    | text      = I didn't want to live in East LA, so I chose to...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:24.639
    | text      = Become God?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I guess.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So that's a bummer.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's a bummer for the course now that we have Eddie Page and the Project Camelot world.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:32.440
    | text      = Not too surprising to see one of these guys express discomfort with minorities.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:36.039
    | text      = Who would've guessed?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:37.039
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:38.039
    | text      = So in this...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:39.039
    | text      = Jordan, boy, we've already reached it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:43.340
    | text      = We have reached the solution.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:46.039
    | text      = Okay, cool.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:47.599
    | text      = This clip...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:49.119
    | text      = After the racist part, though, now I feel like he's going to call it the final solution
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:52.219
    | text      = and I have problems with that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:53.480
    | text      = It's not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:54.480
    | text      = It's just...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:55.559
    | text      = This clip starts with him saying, I was looking into the solution.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:59.639
    | text      = Got it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:00.639
    | text      = There's not much before it that helps make it make sense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:03.000
    | text      = 9-11.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:04.000
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:05.000
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:06.000
    | text      = 9-11's not involved.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:07.000
    | text      = Jordan?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:08.000
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:09.000
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:10.000
    | text      = So this guy is saying that he's the Messiah and that he was an extra and he's trying to
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:14.280
    | text      = make this autobiographical movie about someone who's written a sequel to the Bible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:18.340
    | text      = That still wouldn't be enough for me to do this episode.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:21.579
    | text      = That would be like, maybe that's a minisode or something like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:25.760
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:26.760
    | text      = We've had messiahs before.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:27.760
    | text      = But then he gets to the solution.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:29.159
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:30.159
    | text      = Man, oh man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:32.119
    | text      = This is bad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:33.119
    | text      = I mean, not bad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:34.119
    | text      = When I say bad, it always sounds like it's going to be monstrous.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:37.320
    | text      = I just mean this is dumb.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:38.719
    | text      = This is really, really...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:39.719
    | text      = It's just a bad solution.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:40.719
    | text      = It's a bad plan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:41.719
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:42.719
    | text      = I've been looking for the solution, developing the solution, writing it down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:45.920
    | text      = There's three different parts to it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:47.800
    | text      = Throw plungers at him!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:49.480
    | text      = One of the things that's a part of it is the promissory note.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:52.760
    | text      = And so before I ran into Michael Kellinger's video about the promissory note, I started
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:57.559
    | text      = looking at how to accept for value bills because I had been doing research about how our body
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:08.760
    | text      = is really our vessel that carries our soul around, but the US of A corporation has turned
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:13.360
    | text      = everybody into a bonded commodity and we have an account that we can use and we can accept
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:19.360
    | text      = for value debts and things like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:23.960
    | text      = So I was looking at trying to bring down the government and say, we need to get rid of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:27.440
    | text      = the federal reserves system and the savior.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:30.639
    | text      = So he's a sovereign citizen on top of everything else?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:33.800
    | text      = The Messiah is a sovereign citizen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:35.480
    | text      = What?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:36.480
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:37.480
    | text      = Hold on, hold on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:38.480
    | text      = It gets so much worse.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:39.480
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:40.480
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:41.480
    | text      = The promissory note.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:42.480
    | text      = We need to be able to accept for value all of our stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:43.480
    | text      = And I was putting that into my reality show and I was writing that into scripts and as
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:46.400
    | text      = part of books and things like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:48.519
    | text      = So then I came across Michael Tellinger and his concept of the promissory note where he
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:53.960
    | text      = could pay off of his mortgage by making his own promissory note.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:57.920
    | text      = And what I learned from doing the research based on that video was that the federal reserve
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:06.840
    | text      = is a corporation and the United States of America is a corporation.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:11.159
    | text      = And the United States, which is not the United States of America, but the United States is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:15.960
    | text      = a series of countries that we all call states.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:19.599
    | text      = So you've got the United States of America corporations is, has a deal with the federal
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:24.119
    | text      = reserve corporation to force us to use the federal reserve corporations promissory notes
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:31.260
    | text      = and that they're not dollar bill.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:32.639
    | text      = I mean we call them dollar bills, you know, what every country that uses the reserve notes
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:38.360
    | text      = calls them whatever their currency is, but really they're promissory notes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:43.559
    | text      = This is the Messiah we deserve though, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:46.519
    | text      = So being I'm a corporation, you're a corporation, all of the people list name, everybody's corporations
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:52.639
    | text      = unless you remove yourself from that whole situation, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:57.079
    | text      = As corporations write your own promissory note, autograph it because I've learned also
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:02.280
    | text      = you don't want to sign things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:04.320
    | text      = You want to autograph it so you autograph it, your value to the bank, the bank did
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:11.820
    | text      = it has to accept it or they're committing the felony of misconduct in public office.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:17.559
    | text      = That sounds right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:18.559
    | text      = In the law and maritime law thing, there it is acceptance and conditional acceptance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:26.840
    | text      = So if you make an offer to a judge, let's say the judge is honorable in court because
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:32.239
    | text      = they are answering, they're accepting or conditionally accepting your offers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:37.159
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:38.159
    | text      = It's bargaining.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:39.159
    | text      = It's a bargain.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:40.159
    | text      = It's bargaining with you and their crank kangaroo port.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:43.039
    | text      = So I started submitting a promissory notes, the banks that I had credit with, or how did
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:52.039
    | text      = it go?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:53.039
    | text      = And I even started creating, um, debts that I had to pay so I could submit the promissory
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:58.960
    | text      = note.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:59.960
    | text      = Bad plan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:00.960
    | text      = And I had an account with the space coast credit union here in Florida.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:07.840
    | text      = I want to be real quick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:08.840
    | text      = This is very bad at articulating.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:10.400
    | text      = It's not space ghost credit unit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:12.360
    | text      = Hey, it's crazy, but Kentucky shark has always been there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:16.360
    | text      = Dan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:17.360
    | text      = A shark on whiskey is mighty risky.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:19.679
    | text      = A shark on beer is a beer engineer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:33.599
    | text      = It's still nuts.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:34.599
    | text      = How's Molotov doing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:36.099
    | text      = Is he doing all right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:37.159
    | text      = It's still nuts that there's, there is a place I looked this up called the space coast credit
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:43.079
    | text      = union.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:44.079
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:45.079
    | text      = That is clearly who he, uh, is defaulting on loans to get to it at the end of this clip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:54.079
    | text      = I don't know where this is going.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:55.880
    | text      = There's another minute left because it's the solution.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:01.159
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:02.159
    | text      = You got to see how it plays out for it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:04.000
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:05.000
    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = So I decided to write a $2 million promissory note based coast credit union for them to
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    | text      = accept for value and deposit.
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    | text      = Now if I was committing fraud and, and this was something that was punishable that I was
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    | text      = doing and was fraudulent and I didn't have this per, you know, I put together a nice
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    | text      = I figured it out.
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    | text      = If I was committing fraud, then they would come knocking on my door and I would face
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    | text      = charges, charges of fraud, promissory note to the credit union.
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    | text      = And they dishonored it and they shut my account.
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    | text      = The chief financial officer resigned to me and then I called the state attorney general
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    | text      = of Florida, Pam Bondi, who just met with Donald Trump when he came to McDill Air Force base
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    | text      = recently and gave a speech, you know, one of his speeches because he's on the reelection
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    | text      = And I call, I emailed Pam Bondi and I told her, listen, the space coast credit union
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    | text      = is committing misconduct in public office coast to coast.
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    | text      = They haven't accepted my promissory note.
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    | text      = They shut my account down.
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    | text      = The chief financial officer resigned.
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    | text      = How'd that go?
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    | text      = I want you to take care of this.
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    | text      = This is an issue.
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    | text      = This could free all living souls from financial slavery because we could all, you know, tender
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    | text      = our promissory note to the bank.
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    | text      = They would deposit the numbers into our account.
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    | text      = We would have for $2 million and then we could go spend federal reserve notes on the street.
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    | text      = Coast to coast.
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    | text      = And she emailed me back and she said, I refuse to discuss promissory notes with you.
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    | text      = And I even sent her the, if I had been committing a crime and this was fraud, somebody would
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    | text      = have come to my door and say, you know, you're, you're under arrest for fraud.
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    | text      = So that's the solution.
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    | text      = Everybody write $2 million promissory notes, autograph them, don't sign them.
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    | text      = Don't you dare sign them.
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    | text      = Give them to the bank and they'll put the numbers in your, I love that his end solution
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    | timestamp = 01:07:57.920
    | text      = is still, we get federal reserve notes.
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    | text      = I don't know what this, okay.
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    | text      = I think this is the first time that we've legitimately had Carrie, uh, bring somebody
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    | text      = on her show so she could laugh at how stupid they are.
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    | text      = I think she's having a good time.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I think she started having a fun time.
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    | text      = Once we got into sovereign citizenship, she's like, sweet.
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    | text      = I don't have to deal with raptors or anybody talking shit about me.
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    | text      = I can just dunk on this idiot.
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    | text      = I don't think she, I don't think she does any, uh, real dunking per se, but yeah, she's
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    | text      = by her silence, she has been dunking.
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    | text      = It speaks volumes.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So, so how's he doing?
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    | text      = I didn't get that 2 million.
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    | text      = I'll tell you that right now.
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    | text      = No, the CFO resigned over it though.
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    | text      = That's because the CFO went to the CEO and he was like, Hey, I don't know if you've read
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    | text      = maritime law, but we got to honor this.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = The Messiah is on the CEO is like, we can't be given out $2 million loans and then everybody's
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    | text      = going to find out the promissory notes are real.
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    | text      = What we got to do is we got to get the attorney general on the case, Pam Bondi, don't you
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    | text      = dare talk to him about promissory notes.
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    | text      = And then you got to fucking resign.
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    | text      = So the reason that this isn't, the reason this isn't a crime is because there's nothing
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    | text      = being done.
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    | text      = You know, like if he was trying to do this with a, like the crime that will end up catching
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    | text      = up with him is the money he still owes.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Usually that comes back to the idea that he's saying the bank, I have written a fake check
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    | text      = for $2 million.
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    | text      = They can just throw that in the trash.
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    | text      = That's not really a crime.
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    | text      = It is a crime.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = If they accept it and then you start to use that money, then it's fraud, which is currently,
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    | text      = it's just dumb.
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    | text      = Which kind of brings us to our next clip because that's what Sean David Morton did to the government.
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    | text      = We talked about it on a recent episode.
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    | text      = Sean David Morton is a devout con man and frequent project Camelot guest who misreported
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    | text      = his income and what would it be, deductions from his taxes in order to get millions of
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    | text      = dollars from the government because until they look over it, sometimes things slip through
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    | text      = the cracks.
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    | text      = So you could fill out a completely fraudulent tax return and there's a decent chance it
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    | text      = might go through and you might get a giant check.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = For like maybe three to five years, we've got to, we've got to, and they just fucking
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    | text      = system and they just depleted the IRS's staff.
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    | text      = So you might get away with it for a long fucking time.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Who knows?
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    | text      = And that's why the sort of, so our advice to everybody listening is defraud the government
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    | text      = as much.
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    | text      = Wait, no, that's not our advice.
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    | text      = But that's why like audits are scary is because, yeah, because some people will misreport stuff
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    | text      = and then it's important that you report accurately because when the audit may come, if they find
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    | text      = something like that, you are fucked.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They're going to be mad to the clink.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They're going to be mad.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Because generally speaking, those sorts of errors, especially when they're for large
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    | text      = sums of money, are not accidents.
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    | text      = They're intentional defrauding of the government, which is what Sean David Morton is now in
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    | text      = prison for.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Now, interestingly, political prisoner, Dan, they don't have the authority to do that.
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    | text      = So again, the reason that that's fraud and what Ronald did is not fraud is because he
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    | text      = didn't get any money from it.
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    | text      = It didn't successfully go through.
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    | text      = Otherwise, only because of the banks not going along with it and closing his account is he
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    | text      = not committing fraud.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = The attempt is there.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But.
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    | text      = And I mean, I guess technically, can you do something for attempted fraud?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I guess if there's malicious, repeated attempted frauds, they can come at you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Maybe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But it's such a low...
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    | text      = Otherwise, yeah.
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    | text      = It'd be like...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:44.319
    | text      = Such a minor thing.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They give him like 30 days or something like that and a fine of $200.
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    | text      = And I imagine anybody at that bank feels like they just laugh or they feel bad for him.
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    | text      = One of the two.
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    | text      = It's what's the use in prosecuting.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = But that distinction is really important to make because now Carrie is going to be like,
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    | text      = I need to tell you, you should be careful with that because Sean David Morton is in
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    | text      = prison.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:08.319
    | text      = Carrie has given up financial advice after she gave some dude like 30 grand herself and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = got frauded over it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I think it was more than that.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Not...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = She's not against the plan.
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    | text      = She just thinks...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's an issue.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That's an issue for me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = She just thinks that doing it opens you up to the government jamming you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = A little bit, Dan.
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    | text      = In this next clip, she very much misrepresents what Sean David Morton did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You're doing this now and you filed these, I don't know, whatever you want to call it,
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    | text      = promissory notes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And he literally got thrown in jail for kind of a similar thing in a way.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:46.720
    | text      = Exactly the same thing.
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    | text      = One of the strikes against him, whatever you call that, is that he and his wife...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Because what is the charge about the IRS and what a sham that is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:59.239
    | text      = And he wrote a check based on his value or whatever it is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I don't quite get it, but you know, for a certain amount of money.
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    | timestamp = 01:13:08.800
    | text      = And they accepted it, believe it or not, as payment for his taxes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And then they turned around and said he...
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, they literally gave him the money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He filed for money they owed him or something and they paid him.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:25.239
    | text      = And then they turned around and said, no, they made a mistake and he was responsible
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    | text      = for their mistake.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:30.920
    | text      = And so they put certain counts against him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It was a really twisted logic.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = No, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = It does not take a twisting of logic for you to be like, oh yeah, you lied to us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That money isn't real.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And then you took our money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:45.619
    | text      = So it's not, we made a mistake on our end.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:48.779
    | text      = It's that the mistake was you are allowed to do that ever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:51.159
    | text      = No, I mean, it was a mistake in terms of being an oversight, but it's not like we bungled
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = this honest transaction and now we're punishing you for it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:01.239
    | text      = You committed fraud.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:02.239
    | text      = We didn't catch it the first time around, but then we looked back at the books and we're
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:05.079
    | text      = like, hey, give us that $12 million back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:07.840
    | text      = He took $12 million.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:09.439
    | text      = Something like that.
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    | text      = I don't know exactly, but yeah, he defrauded a lot.
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    | text      = Every time, every time these guys get good, look, if you're going to defraud the government,
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    | text      = even the government's like, we're fine with it.
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    | text      = If it's like a little bit, I would imagine.
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    | text      = I mean, you know, you just got to think about, you got to think about real resource allocation.
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    | text      = I'm not sure.
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    | text      = But what I am sure about is this guy isn't making another movie.
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    | text      = Ronald is making another movie.
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    | text      = And did he just take out a loan?
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    | text      = We get in.
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    | text      = Nope.
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    | text      = He has a go fund me page.
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    | text      = How's that?
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    | text      = How's that doing?
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    | text      = We'll get into it in a little bit.
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    | text      = Should everybody sign him a promissory note?
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    | text      = Maybe.
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    | text      = So Kerry wants to know what his new movie is about.
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    | text      = And in revealing the plot of the movie, we find out that not only does he think he's
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    | text      = the savior, not only is he a sovereign citizen, he might be another category of cat that we've
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    | text      = talked all that much about.
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    | text      = Do you mean genius?
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = In terms of your making this movie, what do you call the movie again?
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    | text      = The one I'm writing now, I'm about to finish a movie, I've got about three more scenes
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    | text      = to shoot.
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    | text      = That's called Horror Scope.
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    | text      = And there's a message behind that.
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    | text      = And the one I'm doing now that I'm writing now is The Lines of Destiny.
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    | text      = And eventually those bloodline members attempt to escape the Antarctic ice wall to get out
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    | text      = of the earth building.
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    | text      = He's a flat earther.
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    | text      = And then they want to try and escape the holographic matrix that we're in to face the archons and
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    | text      = to find out who the architect of the hologram is.
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    | text      = He's got it all.
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    | text      = He's a fucking unicorn.
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    | text      = Well, so that's kind of an interesting concept in itself.
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    | text      = Is it?
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    | text      = Sweary.
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    | text      = Sweary, Kerry.
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    | text      = Come on.
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    | text      = When you talk about Arctic ice rings, you're talking flat earth, baby.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = That's fun.
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    | text      = Jesus.
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    | text      = So he has a prediction.
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    | text      = As we know from our last episode, Alex's predictions about everything, and not just our last episode,
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    | text      = plenty of them.
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    | text      = He's bad at predictions.
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    | text      = I would say that Ronald is right up there with him.
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    | text      = I think we are headed toward what Albert Pike put in his Three World Wars letter.
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    | text      = Don't do that.
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    | text      = We're in the middle of the global war on terror, which I think is about to end, and it's going
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    | text      = to leave the entire world hopeless and poverty stricken and fearful and not in a position
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    | text      = where they even know what to do, where they're going to, what they want us to do, according
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    | text      = to what Albert Pike wrote, is turn toward the Luciferian doctrine.
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    | text      = We're going to need a Messiah.
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    | text      = Trump is setting the stage now, and Reagan said it before, for him, is that we're preparing,
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    | text      = I think, for a fake alien invasion after this whole, I don't know if they're going to have
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    | text      = this global war on terror blow up so much that it turns into a small nuclear war, but
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    | text      = there are those.
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    | text      = The Georgia Guidestones are out there, and the first commandment is to maintain a population
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    | text      = under 500 million.
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    | timestamp = 01:17:15.199
    | text      = The Georgia Guidestones are out there, but this guy is out there.
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    | text      = This guy is really drawn from the whole book, man.
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    | text      = If anybody is ready to write a sequel to the Bible filled with as much bullshit as you
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    | text      = can cram into one book, I'll be goddamned if it isn't this cat.
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    | text      = I will say that this is the problem with people having free access to the internet, is that
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    | text      = he's read every conspiracy site, and he's like, yeah, that's all real.
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    | text      = Also, I used to work for the DOD.
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    | text      = Let me Google what the DOD fort was that I should be at.
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    | text      = Oh, I'll memorize that.
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    | text      = Oh, what?
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    | text      = General Zinni.
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    | timestamp = 01:17:49.279
    | text      = Oh, there.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:51.279
    | text      = That's putting my data banks.
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    | text      = Real close to saying General Zod.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = So, the thing is, I don't want to unpack the idea of this fake alien invasion.
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    | text      = It's something that, I mean, Alex has even suggested that that's a possibility in order
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    | text      = to bring the world together in a new one-world government.
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    | text      = We have to unify against this alien menace.
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    | text      = The only way human beings really unite is whenever there's a common enemy.
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    | text      = Well, now, him bringing this up on Project Camelot is kind of problematic because Carrie
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    | text      = believes that aliens are already here.
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    | text      = Well, that's why you would have to be a fake alien invasion.
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    | text      = Well, see, here's Carrie's take on it.
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    | text      = And I would say that in terms of the alien invasion, well, it's going to be a little
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    | text      = difficult because, you know, I always say that it's kind of hard to conduct a fake alien
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    | text      = invasion when you've got a real one going on.
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    | timestamp = 01:18:42.479
    | text      = So.
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    | timestamp = 01:18:43.479
    | text      = Booyah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:44.479
    | text      = Ah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:45.479
    | text      = Booyah done.
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    | timestamp = 01:18:46.479
    | text      = So that's the...
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = We're going to end this with like a trio of close to dunks on Carrie's part.
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    | text      = That was the first one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That was like, hey, you know, my whole thing is about that there's aliens already all over
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    | timestamp = 01:18:57.720
    | text      = the place and they're maybe eating people for chocolate.
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    | timestamp = 01:18:59.960
    | text      = And all the times that you see, like maybe the Parkland shooting was really just covering
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:04.680
    | text      = up people in South Carolina who were eaten by aliens because a wormhole opened.
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    | timestamp = 01:19:09.159
    | text      = Of course.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:10.159
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:11.159
    | text      = Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:12.159
    | text      = You know all that stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:13.159
    | text      = You're trying to come to me and say that there's a fake alien invasion.
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    | timestamp = 01:19:15.239
    | text      = That's going to be tough.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:16.239
    | text      = Right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:17.239
    | text      = Now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:18.239
    | text      = Quick thinking on my feet, Jordan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:19.520
    | text      = I'm saying right back to her.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:21.560
    | text      = That's why it's so easy to stage a fake alien invasion.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:24.439
    | text      = Aliens would be in on it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:25.439
    | text      = We've already got them here.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:26.439
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:27.439
    | text      = It wouldn't even take, it would take like a couple of phone calls and then we've got
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:30.020
    | text      = an alien invasion, even though they've been living amongst us safely and unsafely for
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:35.119
    | text      = eons.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:36.119
    | text      = Is this the raptor princess?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:38.520
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:39.520
    | text      = What up?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:40.520
    | text      = We need you to fake an invasion.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:41.520
    | text      = I got it covered.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:43.520
    | text      = Give me chocolate.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:45.600
    | text      = So at this point, Ronald, they...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:50.359
    | text      = I assume he doesn't come back with that response.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:52.560
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:53.560
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:54.560
    | text      = That sort of is a, they have reached an impasse in terms of that line of rhetoric.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:58.239
    | text      = Can raptors throw plungers?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:00.399
    | text      = I ask you that question, sweary-carey.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:01.920
    | text      = Not with those little arms.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:03.920
    | text      = They're bad baseball players.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:05.319
    | text      = We know that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:06.319
    | text      = So because that sort of was a dead end, now Ronald's going to get back to his plan, his
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:11.880
    | text      = solution, which is just sovereign citizen bullshit about how you can get unlimited money
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:15.720
    | text      = if you give people promissory notes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:18.479
    | text      = Of course.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:19.479
    | text      = And so he has a way, like it's not just that there's going to be money for everybody and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:23.640
    | text      = we're going to be free of the evil central banks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:25.680
    | text      = No, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:26.680
    | text      = There's much more to this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:27.680
    | text      = There's more to it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:28.880
    | text      = And once the promissory note is accepted for value, then there's no reason for most of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:34.560
    | text      = the crimes that people are incarcerated for.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:36.880
    | text      = I want to also say really quick that this is a good argument for universal basic income.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:40.359
    | text      = But let's not muddy the waters with that sort of reasonable thinking.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:46.960
    | text      = Nobody's going to go out and rob because they don't have to, because they have their wealth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:51.119
    | text      = They're not going to have to go sell themselves or sell drugs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:53.920
    | text      = Well, I mean, technically they are still if there's a promissory note.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:20:58.000
    | text      = There's a plot to actually make sure that something like this never happens, obviously.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:04.079
    | text      = They are afraid of us in numbers, they are afraid of us in numbers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:10.560
    | text      = That is true, but I'm not so sure that a promissory note is really going to solve it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:18.439
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:19.439
    | text      = You know, whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:20.439
    | text      = Oh shit motherfucker!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:21.439
    | text      = She even ended it with whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:25.000
    | text      = God, I am liking this Kerry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:27.800
    | text      = It's still not great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:30.079
    | text      = So we have spent so much time with the most credible woman in the world.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:38.520
    | text      = And to hear her credible, credulous, credulous.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:41.399
    | text      = I apologize.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:42.399
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:43.399
    | text      = No, complete, complete opposite, complete opposite.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:45.880
    | text      = But to hear this level of I know you're dumb and I don't think you know, you're dumb from
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:21:52.760
    | text      = her.
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    | text      = That's fantastic.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:21:54.760
    | text      = It's kind of nice.
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    | text      = I love it.
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    | text      = So it's a delight.
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    | text      = And so he wants to get funding for his movie, so he promotes his GoFundMe page on the show.
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    | timestamp = 01:22:06.199
    | text      = And now is the time in the episode where I would like you, Jordan, to guess how much
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    | text      = is he making on his GoFundMe page?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:22:15.779
    | text      = How much is he asking for?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:22:17.319
    | text      = $100,000 and he's been on Project Camelot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:22:21.079
    | text      = This came out like a week ago or so.
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    | text      = And the GoFundMe page was created on August 6th, 2018, so it's been about a month that
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    | text      = it's been up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:30.720
    | text      = It's been about a month.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:31.720
    | text      = $100,000, the Messiah making a new movie with the help of someone who gets at least in the
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:22:38.159
    | text      = tens of thousands of views on all of her videos.
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    | text      = How much do you think that he has made on this GoFundMe page that I am looking at right
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    | text      = now?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I am going to go with $65.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Zero.
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    | timestamp = 01:22:49.760
    | text      = That's a kick to the pants.
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    | timestamp = 01:22:57.800
    | text      = That's not great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:22:59.060
    | text      = That's not great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:23:00.060
    | text      = The info wagon did better.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:03.159
    | text      = This is tragic.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:04.159
    | text      = Wow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:05.159
    | text      = I don't think he's doing well.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:23:06.699
    | text      = It's a bummer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:07.699
    | text      = I don't think he's doing well.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:08.699
    | text      = It really is a bummer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:09.699
    | text      = I think he's struggling.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:10.699
    | text      = So he is offering people, though, when they come to his website or they email him, he
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:15.720
    | text      = will send them this promissory note template that he's come up with so they can get $2
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = million by sending it to a bank.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:21.880
    | text      = And he also says, please show it to your lawyer, show it to your banker, see if they can find
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    | text      = any problems with it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:28.279
    | text      = They can and will.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:29.279
    | text      = They can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:30.279
    | text      = It will be very easy for them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = But you know that sort of old salesman trick?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Not only that, but he's not only offering a promissory note, he's offering you the path
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    | timestamp = 01:23:41.079
    | text      = to freedom.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:42.079
    | text      = Oh, okay.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:43.079
    | text      = That's good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:44.079
    | text      = He's offering this, the promissory notes, the path to freedom, which is a document from
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:23:48.640
    | text      = the Sovereignty Education Defense Ministry that has the steps where you can remove yourself
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:23:54.039
    | text      = from the jurisdiction of the state so you never have to pay taxes, you don't have to
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    | timestamp = 01:23:57.439
    | text      = have a driver's license, you don't have to have a social security number.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:24:00.520
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:01.520
    | text      = Well, now before you do that, can I ask you, how are you going to raise money for a film
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:24:06.399
    | text      = and not have any of those things?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:10.640
    | text      = Well I'm in this system and I have to use Federal Reserve notes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:13.720
    | text      = I have no choice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:15.000
    | text      = I'm working to effect a change and I'm working for these promissory notes to be accepted
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:20.079
    | text      = and I'm working to get people to withdraw from the government and when we all start
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:24.079
    | text      = working together en masse, then yes, I won't have to live off the Federal Reserve note.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:28.319
    | text      = But right now, I have to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:31.399
    | text      = So I have no choice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:32.399
    | text      = I mean, I don't feel hypocritical about it because I have to do what I have to do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:36.439
    | text      = I've lived on the street before and I'm not afraid to be uncomfortable.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:40.439
    | text      = So like, hey man, if you're preaching everyone a divorce themselves from the government,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:45.680
    | text      = it'll set you free and you haven't done it, I got to give you a pass.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:24:49.640
    | text      = I'm like, not a pass.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:50.640
    | text      = I got to give you a hard pass.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:51.640
    | text      = I was going to say, no, sir.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:24:53.399
    | text      = You are...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:54.399
    | text      = Bye.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:55.399
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:56.399
    | text      = Bye-bye, sir.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:24:57.399
    | text      = If you don't have the faith in your own advice to take it and you've already done the promissory
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:00.560
    | text      = note, then you know that fucking doesn't work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:02.760
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:03.760
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:04.760
    | text      = CFOs resign over it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:05.760
    | text      = It's ludicrous.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:25:06.760
    | text      = I love that Carrie is like, she does bring that point up, which is, again, it's nice
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:11.479
    | text      = on her part.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:13.960
    | text      = So towards the end of the episode, Carrie does something that she does quite a bit and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:19.039
    | text      = she tries to go to the audience because she's live streaming again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:23.239
    | text      = And so she tries to go to the people in the chat to get questions for this guy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:27.600
    | text      = It does not go well.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:29.159
    | text      = A lot of nonsense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:31.159
    | text      = They ask him about like, do you think it's a good idea to raise your vibration?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:34.119
    | text      = He gives a rambling answer that was meaningless.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:36.960
    | text      = But it leads to this, which I think points out rank hypocrisy in Carrie Cassidy and also
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:25:43.039
    | text      = reinforcement of her sweary Carrie nickname.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:45.560
    | text      = All right, so there's a lot of nonsense going on in the chat, I'm sad to say.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:51.680
    | text      = And so I'm basically banning a bunch of people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:55.159
    | text      = So if you're acting like an asshole on the chat, just be prepared because I'm getting
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:25:59.699
    | text      = rid of you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:01.739
    | text      = So don't come back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:02.739
    | text      = I told you I was going to bring out the trolls, didn't I?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:05.520
    | text      = Yeah, like don't come back, okay, because we don't want you and go elsewhere.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:11.279
    | text      = And that goes for the CIA trolls, the paid trolls, et cetera.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:15.560
    | text      = And the loonies out there that just want to say stupid shit because they're like, how
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:20.439
    | text      = dare you?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:21.439
    | text      = All right, so.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:22.439
    | text      = Hey Carrie, why are you banning people for speech you don't agree with?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:26.600
    | text      = Carrie.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:27.600
    | text      = All these people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:28.600
    | text      = It seems like there's some sort of, I want to say like something like that, that she
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:38.760
    | text      = just did with no compunctions or guilt or self-reflection whatsoever may have occurred
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:46.479
    | text      = like to her recently, that she politicized and perhaps made a central, hmm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:26:58.399
    | text      = You know, it's kind of like you set up rules in your private space online, like when you're
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:03.239
    | text      = doing a show or something like that, people don't abide by it, then you're free to kick
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:07.000
    | text      = them out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:08.000
    | text      = Much like businesses are free to do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:10.000
    | text      = I don't understand, Dan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:11.399
    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:12.399
    | text      = I don't know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:13.399
    | text      = Set the rules.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:14.399
    | text      = Follow them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:15.399
    | text      = First amendment.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:16.399
    | text      = Dumb people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:17.399
    | text      = CIA shills coming and talking shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:18.399
    | text      = So stupid.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:19.399
    | text      = Get them, sweary Carrie.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:20.399
    | text      = So stupid.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:21.399
    | text      = Dumb asshole.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:22.399
    | text      = So stupid.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:23.399
    | text      = Brings us to the end of.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:24.399
    | text      = All these people are stupid, Dan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:25.399
    | text      = I know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:26.399
    | text      = That's why we talk about them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:27.399
    | text      = Brings us to the end of our journey with the Messiah, which is a great Joe Satriani album,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:33.279
    | text      = followed up surfing with the alien, our time with the Messiah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:37.960
    | text      = How, how's he, how's he doing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:40.960
    | text      = Joe Satriani?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:41.960
    | text      = No, our Messiah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:42.960
    | text      = Is he doing all right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:43.960
    | text      = He didn't make it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:44.960
    | text      = He hasn't gotten any donations to his GoFundMe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:45.960
    | text      = I bet he's pretty mad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:46.960
    | text      = I bet he's gotten a lot of promissory notes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:48.720
    | text      = Oh, so many.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:50.279
    | text      = That's probably the problem with his.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:52.720
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:53.720
    | text      = Do you think GoFundMe takes promissory notes?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:55.619
    | text      = Don't think so.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:27:56.619
    | text      = Wouldn't he have just been able to give a promissory note to GoFundMe and have them
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:01.239
    | text      = then put the.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:02.239
    | text      = No, GoFundMe is not a bank.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:03.239
    | text      = You have to go to the banks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:04.239
    | text      = Oh, okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:05.239
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:06.239
    | text      = Because they're the ones who were involved with being in dishonor with maritime law or
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:09.079
    | text      = something or other.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:10.079
    | text      = Oh, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:11.079
    | text      = If he turns out to be the Messiah, I'm going to be so bummed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:12.680
    | text      = I feel like the odds aren't great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:14.520
    | text      = They're not good so far.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:15.800
    | text      = So Jordan, we are now at the end of this journey.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:18.359
    | text      = Jesus' GoFundMe didn't do well either.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:21.520
    | text      = He got killed for 40 silver pieces.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:23.920
    | text      = He could have just written Judas a fucking promissory note.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:26.680
    | text      = Do you know the thing, too, is that saviors in the past have not been so concerned.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:31.960
    | text      = Usually they're like, hey, maybe you guys don't do away with the earthly goods and shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:42.680
    | text      = Overturning things in temples and give to Caesar what Caesar seems kind of chill about
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:48.340
    | text      = money for the most part.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:49.640
    | text      = Anyway, I don't care.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:51.359
    | text      = This has been fun, but we have a website.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:53.960
    | text      = It's knowledgefight.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:54.960
    | text      = You should check that out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:56.600
    | text      = Could you follow us on Twitter somehow?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:57.920
    | text      = We can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:58.920
    | text      = You can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:28:59.920
    | text      = We can also.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:29:00.920
    | text      = It's knowledge underscore fight.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:29:01.920
    | text      = How about Facebook?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:29:02.920
    | text      = We're on Facebook.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:03.920
    | text      = Do we have like a group for people to go to where they post fun, cool stuff?
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    | timestamp = 01:29:07.159
    | text      = Yep.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:08.159
    | text      = It's called Go Home, Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:09.659
    | text      = That's really where most of the action is.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:11.199
    | text      = We're bad at social media.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:12.260
    | text      = So if you like the show and you want to engage.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:15.039
    | text      = One of us is completely off social media.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:16.760
    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:17.760
    | text      = So if you want to engage with listeners and I'm on there a little bit, please go to Go
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    | timestamp = 01:29:22.119
    | text      = Home and Tell Your Mother You're Brilliant on Facebook.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:24.840
    | text      = And if you want to listen to the podcast, find us on iTunes or some shit like that.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:30.720
    | text      = You can probably find us.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:32.600
    | text      = It's cool if you tell people about us because people like to tell other people about stuff.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:36.720
    | text      = Yep.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:37.720
    | text      = That helps.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:38.720
    | text      = So Jordan, we'll be back with our next episode, which will be back to Alex Jones' territory.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:44.439
    | text      = And even though he wasn't on this episode, it's really important that everybody out there
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    | timestamp = 01:29:48.220
    | text      = remember that Alex Jones probably killed a dude.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:52.319
    | text      = Andy in Kansas.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:53.319
    | text      = You're on the air.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:54.319
    | text      = Thanks for holding.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:55.319
    | text      = Hello, Alex.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:29:56.319
    | text      = I'm a first time caller.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:57.319
    | text      = I'm a huge fan.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:58.319
    | text      = I love your work.
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    | timestamp = 01:29:59.319
    | text      = I love you.
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