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    | title         = [[14: February 17, 2017]]
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    | episodeNumber = [[14: February 17, 2017|14]]
    | length        = 02:47:20
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:00:00.000
    | text      = Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Well, Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:00:07.000
    | text      = your work. Hey, everybody, welcome back to knowledge fight. I'm Dan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:00:10.000
    | text      = I'm Jordan,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:00:11.000
    | text      = and we need to work out a new introduction. Yeah, the point of the matter is that I watch too much Infowars and I like to sit down and describe it to you.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:00:18.000
    | text      = Um, Jordan. Wait, did I redo that? I don't know. I thought that was our new introduction. I just say I'm Jordan three times in a row. Ah, like battles you like Beetlejuice not battle Jews. Battletoads plus Beetlejuice means battle Jews. And then add in We're fans of Alex Jones. So it's battle Jews
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:00:36.000
    | text      = Bucha Boone's Farm as my battle Jews. were brought to you today by Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill delightful stuff. Jordan, we got a lot to cover. Let's do this. We need to get into the right headspace of what's going on here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:00:49.000
    | text      = Okay. Everything is falling apart around our eyes
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:00:52.000
    | text      = and amazingly so.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:00:55.000
    | text      = Like a like a slow motion tire fire.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:00:58.000
    | text      = It's not that slow. No, it's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:00:59.000
    | text      = a super faster it's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:01:01.000
    | text      = a tire fire but quicker. Yeah. So in the last week, we've had since we last recorded, yes, Donald Trump has given a incredibly unhinged press conference. The only way to describe it he went to Florida to have a campaign rally a month into his presidency.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:01:18.000
    | text      = The most insane thing I can
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:01:19.000
    | text      = imagine. I don't know if you watched any of it. No,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:01:23.000
    | text      = off the chain. I can't I can't do it. He had
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:01:25.000
    | text      = Pam Bondi come out and give a little bit of an hype introduction. And then candle in the wind started playing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:01:35.000
    | text      = Is he gonna die? I don't know. Is he gonna kill Princess die? Well, here's the thing. Can you is that a new Alex Jones conspiracy there that Princess Diana is still alive and Trump knows where she is Tony Keller
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:01:48.000
    | text      = here's the thing. I was like, why the fuck is he playing candle in the wind? Yeah. But then I started to listen to the lyrics and they talk about how evil the press is. All the papers had to say was Marilyn was found in the nude. There's a couple lines in the song that are about how the press may have forced Marilyn Monroe to change into Marilyn Monroe from Norma Jean.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:02:11.000
    | text      = Stretch that is a stretch Elton Elton if you're listening Yeah, we got some stuff to talk about. About the line the lyrics I can't wait to go Elton John. I didn't know that. You're the one at fault for Trump. So then
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:02:26.000
    | text      = he's the camera pans over and it's to the open end of the hangar because there's a bunch of people in the hangar and I'm sitting there like there's no fucking way he's going to taxi in on a plane he
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:02:38.000
    | text      = taxied in on a plane what was the what made me there is no garish just pathetic thing he won't do
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:02:45.000
    | text      = he had there was like the stare car was there. So I'm like there's he's got to come in on a plane. Yeah, and then fucking Air Force One pulls is fucking takes for fucking ever. And then he gets off the plane comes down and gives a absurd speech. Lets a fan. Come out of the crowd and speak to the audience. Just some guy that he had seen on Fox News being interviewed. He's like, Oh, I recognize you. Come on up here. Secret what secret service isn't gonna like this, but we know our people we know. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:03:18.000
    | text      = Why do we even do this? I don't know. Why are we even American anymore? Let's just leave. It's so clumsy one everyone leave Go Go now. So there are other places to be this place needs to be abandoned or won't be played easy to walk and be. We need to build biodomes in the rain forest. There is no other solution to this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:03:39.000
    | text      = You're getting dangerously close to Alex's blood always.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:03:42.000
    | text      = Put him under god damn ground. So whenever Trump nuclear weapons, the whole fucking world.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:03:48.000
    | text      = No, you're advocating dumbs.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:03:49.000
    | text      = I am advocating ground military. That is right. Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:03:53.000
    | text      = So he led to this guy get up there. And he just was like, we all know Trump's gonna have the greatest blah, blah, blah. It's wild. Yeah, and now of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:04:03.000
    | text      = course it is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:04:04.000
    | text      = Not Trump hugs the guy. This
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:04:07.000
    | text      = this is the funniest fucking thing. Why don't we get to enjoy it? Why isn't this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever lived through. And I hate every moment of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:04:18.000
    | text      = it. If it wasn't real, it would be so hilarious funny
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:04:21.000
    | text      = shit. So I can't even imagine there's nothing. There's no way any writer would be allowed to get away with writing this story because this is too far fetched. This is outside of what anybody would believe buddy. Take another lap on this. Come on. Do we need we need a script doctor in here to punch up a full
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:04:37.000
    | text      = reedit Oh, so he gives his speech and he gets like I mean the applause it all comes at very predictable times. Of course. Thankfully, I don't think I heard any lock her ups or anything like that. So maybe we're moving on from that. I think people Hillary for prison signs still. Two things that I found really horrifying. And this is I don't like that we're taking this much time to talk about on Alex stuff, right? There was a bunch of people with blacks for Trump 2020 signs behind him. There were like seven people. 2020. Yeah. That's it's a campaign event.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:05:11.000
    | text      = It's a campaign event.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:05:12.000
    | text      = Yeah, the rally in Florida was a campaign event.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:05:15.000
    | text      = It's 2017. Right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:05:17.000
    | text      = He's campaigning three years in advance for the next for his reelection.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:05:21.000
    | text      = This is the funniest thing that makes me want to kill myself. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:05:25.000
    | text      = So these people are all there. They're clearly plants. Oh, we're all identical signs, identical shirts. Yeah. And they all
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:05:32.000
    | text      = along with spontaneous blacks, for Trump, know
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:05:35.000
    | text      = everyone else in the audience along with them, or at least the people who are behind Trump all stand in unison and clap at the same things. It's very
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:05:43.000
    | text      = strange, very, I don't know. gurbles asked,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:05:47.000
    | text      = it seemed planned. But then also
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:05:51.000
    | text      = understated understatement
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:05:53.000
    | text      = there was a lady with a veteran's for Trump sign, and one guy in military fatigues behind him. And at one point, Trump says, Who here are veterans, and when he says that the lady with the veterans for Trump sign sits down and hides her sign, and the guy in fatigues doesn't even clap. So it's like, Oh, that would be your fucking time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:06:14.000
    | text      = That would be your cue.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:06:15.000
    | text      = It's almost like someone was in costume. And forgot that he is supposed to be military. So anyway, we've had this stuff. And we've, I gotta be honest, a lot of this is wearing on me. Yeah, it's getting to the point where I'm starting. I'm not starting to go crazy or anything like that. But Alex Jones is starting to hurt me. Oh, no. And I'm not saying this for pity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:06:39.000
    | text      = I know what you're saying it for is to take credit for becoming a martyr for the cause. Right?
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:06:44.000
    | text      = No, I'm saying it Mosler are Jesus. No, I'm saying I'm mostly to get myself off the hook a little bit. Oh, because I've been listening to a bunch of his shit. And then during the rally, I shouldn't have watched it. But no, when I was watching it, I started to drink. And that is what you should have done. Yeah, but it got me. You know, the wine got good to me. And I started drinking some more. And by the time it was over, I realized, oh, fuck, I've got to get clips for our next episode. So I isolated all of these clips drunk. Excellent. So I don't remember what some of them are.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:07:21.000
    | text      = Fantastic. Yeah, this is our next grab bag episode right here
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:07:25.000
    | text      = a little bit. But I do know that it's from February 27 or 17th. Excuse me. We're not in the future. Right? February 17. The Friday episode he does respond to Trump's crazy press conference. So we get to get into that a little bit. And then I have a little bit of a couple of bonus clips from an episode that he put out only on the internet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:07:47.000
    | text      = Ooh, that no, he's got he goes unfiltered on the internet. He
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:07:53.000
    | text      = put out an hour clip. That might be the most boring and stupid thing I've ever seen in my life. No, maybe we should just start with that. That's let's start with the bonus. That's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:08:03.000
    | text      = not the Alex we know. It is it is actually Oh, that's a good point. It is exactly the Alex we know it's fairly close.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:08:10.000
    | text      = So what ended up here's here's the introduction to the show that he did for the internet. This is interesting. This is like dessert for dinner. We're having we're doing the bonus ahead of the actual episode. All right. So here's the here's his introduction.
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:08:26.000
    | text      = All right, I'm going to attempt something here today live at 314 Central Standard Time that I've never succeeded in. Now big frustration I last night this morning today during breaks probably scanned over 300 articles. There were a couple 100 others I couldn't even look at. I watched all these video clips and researched him and then played a fraction of them and I'm not complaining. It's just I've gotten kind of OCD about the way I do things. So so this may be a train wreck. It may be good, that may be bad. But we are seeing the fall of World Government at least the World Government by a bunch of corporatist their system of like being in the shadows and running everything is coming down. Does that mean we won't screw it up now? No, no, the fight has just begun but we're having some major victories.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:09:11.000
    | text      = So at this point, are you getting any sense of what he has tried in the past to do but failed? No,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:09:22.000
    | text      = I make a woman come.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:09:25.000
    | text      = I think that's implied.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:09:28.000
    | text      = So I've got 500 articles here. Now you don't want to judge these before I even said I bet the stocks 40 articles and then it's like 43 articles. I've learned 500 articles. It's not this is a good 500
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:09:42.000
    | text      = where he hasn't oh and where are they stacked
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:09:45.000
    | text      = he has them all on the desk and doesn't have
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:09:47.000
    | text      = 500 tabs open on his Chrome. He has them all
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:09:51.000
    | text      = on in front of him on his desk and they are printed out articles. I don't know if there's 500 of them, but I will tell you this 500 articles is way too much to ever cover? You can't? No, you can't get into any of the substance of it. Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:10:06.000
    | text      = Do you know how much a ream of paper weighs?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:10:10.000
    | text      = I do, actually, because I used to work at Office Depot. Right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:10:13.000
    | text      = And that's 200 sheets, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, now put two of those on top of each other, and then cut Alex Jones in half. Exactly. There we go. That's how many Alex Jones has read one half of his entire body. So spoiler
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:10:30.000
    | text      = alert, he doesn't get through these articles? Of course not. But it's the most boring, stupid fucking show I've ever sat through. Because here's what he does. Okay, he has all these articles.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:10:40.000
    | text      = And does he ever reveal what he's not done successfully in the past?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:10:43.000
    | text      = Just getting into the weeds. Getting through all the articles, I think is what he was saying. Oh, because he always interrupt himself or go on tangents. So he tries to just read off the headlines of all of these articles. Try and prove his point. Does he get
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:10:57.000
    | text      = to 500? I didn't count. But okay, well, let's listen to all of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:11:01.000
    | text      = it. Here is what he is not telling you. All of them are infowars.com articles. Not all of them. But I would say 85 to 90% are Infowars or prison planet that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:11:16.000
    | text      = is just fucking synergy is what that is. It is that is a little drug multi level marketing, right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:11:22.000
    | text      = And then he has one article that's called the history of mercantilism. Oh, that sounds fascinating. Well, but he's like, this is this order real dense article about economics. And, you know, I'm not gonna get into that. Yeah, of course.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:11:38.000
    | text      = Dense, dense is not his style. Hey, man,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:11:39.000
    | text      = you didn't read it. So anyway, you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:11:43.000
    | text      = can't define the word mercantilism.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:11:45.000
    | text      = I always thought it had something to do with clothing. I mean,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:11:49.000
    | text      = it does. You have to wear it, but in a tertiary way,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:11:53.000
    | text      = selling clothing via
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:11:53.000
    | text      = ships. Well, well, yeah. But I mean, there's other stuff. Yeah, there's like, you know, it's the big one is T. You know, the East India? Yeah, I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:12:03.000
    | text      = apologize. There was a weird lapse there because I was biting my nails.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:12:06.000
    | text      = All right, this is gonna be a bad episode. If you're biting nails already.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:12:10.000
    | text      = Don't worry about it. Let's get to it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:12:12.000
    | text      = And I was supposed to pick the kids up about an hour and a half. So I said to be a two. I better just shut up or bad and actually just read these headlines. And then not comment on it. Because I always comment that never get to the next story. But just imagine at night in the morning and getting here and then they're just bringing me in more stuff and more clips. And it's very frustrating.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:12:35.000
    | text      = What does reading the headlines of articles accomplish?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:12:41.000
    | text      = It gives you what news he wants you to hear without knowing what the actual story
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:12:46.000
    | text      = it does he think it's an accomplishment to read the headlines of 500 articles recently. Yeah, because that's not how articles were
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:12:53.000
    | text      = known. Especially not on infowars.com where they sensationalized everything and lies and headlines. Isn't
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:12:58.000
    | text      = it supposed to be the like, that's like reading that's literally like reading a library, but only reading the names of all the books judging a book by its cover literally judging a book by its car,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:13:10.000
    | text      = or like back in the day when BuzzFeed just had lists. Yeah, it's like, oh, I read that list. Wow. They've improved. We all
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:13:17.000
    | text      = have lists. That's all we do now. Yeah, word lists,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:13:20.000
    | text      = because it's like no wonder you're under such tyranny. How do you keep track of all this, but just the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:13:28.000
    | text      = pallet lists politically,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:13:28.000
    | text      = this creates when you're actually not just the headline, but reading five or six paragraphs on these, and then knowing the backstory, comparing that to other people. I mean, well, let's just say it. I don't think anybody reads more news than I do. I mean, I'm sure there's people out there that do but he points to sound smart about teleconference loaded and they sit there. I'm not great. I'm just simply saying one person I know reads as much as maybe one and then see how we're buying into the propaganda.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:14:03.000
    | text      = Okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm gonna be careful working. Very angry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:14:07.000
    | text      = My windows open.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:14:12.000
    | text      = So no one reads more news than Alex. Nobody reads more news. His fit Alex Jones, the first article he no one on this planet? Yeah. Aside from maybe Ron Paul or
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:14:24.000
    | text      = Donald Trump, or Oh, and you see how successful Donald Trump
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:14:27.000
    | text      = can't read. He can't read. Everybody shut up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:14:31.000
    | text      = That's why he just watches cable news. And
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:14:33.000
    | text      = he is he is and here's the here's what I was actually thinking on the way here. I don't think so. So I don't use this word. I think it's often offensive.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:14:47.000
    | text      = The use is a really big lead up if used incorrectly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:14:50.000
    | text      = This is an offensive word. But I do believe that Donald Trump is retarded like in the delayed descent, I think I think he was he's was trapped In the soul, or in the brain space of a 12 year old child, a general Kathlyn to have millions and millions of dollars. So that's all he's done. He is retarded. If he does not know anything more than what a seventh grader would know,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:15.000
    | text      = it appears that he's least not very capable of abstract thought.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:19.000
    | text      = He's a fucking idiot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:20.000
    | text      = Yeah, it sucks. It sucks to say that. And I don't say that as an attack. I say that is like a no,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:27.000
    | text      = it's not an attack. It's a tragedy. He's an idiot in the way that we were all bummed out whenever the twin towers fell. But he wasn't. That's how stupid he is. He was the Twin Towers falling of intellect. Do
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:41.000
    | text      = you remember what his response was?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:42.000
    | text      = Yeah, he's now fucking driving up his goddamn rent.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:46.000
    | text      = And he's no, he was on TV. And he said, now my building is the tallest. Oh, that's right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:50.000
    | text      = That's the that's the shit. God, I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:15:53.000
    | text      = wouldn't answer. Why are we anyway?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:15:55.000
    | text      = Can't we just can't we just get rid of his advisors? Or even better? Let's build a fake White House.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:16:02.000
    | text      = He already has. It's called the winter white. Right. But here's what we did for southern what we do now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:16:06.000
    | text      = Okay, we build fake White House, we build a fake press corps. We put all of his people in there. You're talking. We just have him. Truman Show. Let's turn it into a reality show. But actually give the government to people who aren't a bunch of nerds. Yeah, a bunch of nerds. Let's go with nerds. Yeah, give it to nerds. And then we'll just watch him because he's hilarious if he didn't have an impact on our lives, God, he's the funniest man a lot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:16:32.000
    | text      = So Alex also is pretty funny. But we also know that he's a policy wonk. And he gets into and a voracious reader. Yes. No one reads more news. No one reads so he gets to his first article is about how Ivanka Trump's line is doing well, despite the backlash, despite the protests, great, who cares? Great, wonderful, but his argument isn't wonderful. His argument is that everyone hates the globalists so much that they try and boycott her products. And it only helps her. So that's his first bit of news. And then he gets to this a little bit later.
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:17:05.000
    | text      = Let's continue. Ted Nugent discusses possible US Senate vote in 2018 in Michigan, we got him set up for the show on Monday. Great. We're gonna definitely be back in that for the Motor City madman between his time in Texas and Michigan to return to that great state.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:17:19.000
    | text      = He reads the headline wrong. He says a Senate vote he meant Senate run but he wait
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:17:26.000
    | text      = he's pot he. Nugent wants to run agent wants to run? Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:17:31.000
    | text      = The guy who is notorious for saying the N word all the time. Yeah. The guy who often goes on stage with guns and is like Nancy Pelosi is suck my gun. You
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:17:42.000
    | text      = know what? Fuck it. Give him the seat. I don't even care anymore. Look, it's already we're already burning it down. Throw Nugent on there. I don't give a shit. Let's put all of Chicago in the gut. And I mean, the band. Let's put all Chicago the Eagles. Our House of Representatives should just be faded. 80s
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:18:02.000
    | text      = Kid Rock wants to run to and those guys are both Detroit guys. Fred Durst in who else you got Fred Durst about to run in Florida. Thank God step in Yeah, we welcome you into the Senate with arms wide open. So I mean, that's problematic as hell. But one of this is I'm not gonna play tons of clips of him just reading headlines because it's boring. Because why? Yeah, it's super. Why did he play him reading headline because he wanted to show I think he wanted to show you and I but he's in the weeds. That's like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:18:33.000
    | text      = that's like him being like, Hey, guys, I'm gonna show you this video of me brushing my teeth. But it's gonna be left handed. I've never been able to do it before,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:18:43.000
    | text      = but it's better for you. So here's this clip where he actually literally toothpaste this has to do with the Russian ships off the course of the coast, which is Yeah. What's fun about this clip is within the span of about a minute, he literally contradicts himself. And he doesn't even realize he's doing it, of course, which is gorgeous. So listen for this. Like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:19:06.000
    | text      = Trump said, You think I'm gonna be tough on Russia? It's Hillary got the uranium money have no connection. What the hell is this?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:19:12.000
    | text      = Also just to stop I really quick that is such a misrepresentation of what happened with that uranium deal. Yeah, it's it's insane. The idea that like, oh, yeah, Hillary sold uranium. That's not what happened at all. Canadian company.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:19:26.000
    | text      = In that press conference, we found out that Trump just learned what mutually assured destruction means
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:19:32.000
    | text      = it's bad stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:19:33.000
    | text      = He just learned that it's a failure. None other Did you guys hear about nuclear weapons? Do you know what they can do? Uranium is used for bad stuff. It's used for bad stuff. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:19:43.000
    | text      = locker up. It's like, are you gonna do something on a ship? That's 50 miles off the coast from like, okay, they got, like 50 submarines off our coast. About that. We got like, 100 off. There's 100 ships. I mean, what what does that mean? Yeah, and they got nuclear dumbass. Sir, they're off our coasts with nuclear weapons. Yeah, that's how this works. We should de escalate it. Yeah, they're off the coast with a signal ship to pick up incoming. So submarines can pop up and fire hundreds of cruise missiles at us and turn the east coast into molten slag heap. Stop trying to start a fight McCain who don't know what day it is, and as prank callers calling him up, and he thinks is the prime minister of Ukraine. Let me tell you learn what's going on before you try to run the world.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:20:30.000
    | text      = So from this first part of the clip, right, he's talking about how Russia has signal ships that can relay you know, messages and then they can nuclear weapons. They can turn the east coast into a heap. Yes. Now, we know that's bad. I didn't edit this at all. This is the next headline. He reads. Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:20:50.000
    | text      = Russian spy ship. direct threat Pentagon says Yeah, no kidding. Russia has one chip on our east coast. And we've got like hundreds on there's this horrible break.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:21:01.000
    | text      = That's a literal contradiction of the words that just came out of his mouth. He's talking about how these chips are there. And they can signal also existing submarines that will destroy the East Coast. Yes, the next story is there's only one ship and it's not a threat. Of course, it's not a threat.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:21:20.000
    | text      = How? Ah, he's like, Ah, he's legitimate cognitive dissonance is actually Alex Jones, his middle name.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:21:28.000
    | text      = He's legitimately like a dog. He's just he just sees what's up here as I go. I gotta respond to that. This there's no short term or long term memory.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:21:37.000
    | text      = Now. If I if I think of him as a cute little puppy. I feel so much
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:21:41.000
    | text      = better. That is allowed fucking puppy. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:21:44.000
    | text      = I mean, it's an annoying puppy. But he's so cute. He's he looks like a sharpei. He's got fat all over the place.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:21:51.000
    | text      = Also shout out to our main man far out. It made us a nice logo. Were made use it. Possibly could use it. Absolutely. But a big thank you. We always love some nice fan art. It's really cool. Yeah, it's really awesome. And thank you to everybody who's joined up and subscribed. I'm seeing these numbers grow. And it really is. It's heartening, much like Obama seeing protests. Tell your friends
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:22:17.000
    | text      = and much like a 60 degree day in February in Chicago. Sure. You know, a totally normal thing that happened.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:22:24.000
    | text      = very heartening. Oh, it makes me feel like a blizzard in May last year.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:22:30.000
    | text      = was cool. I love I love unpredictable weather.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:22:33.000
    | text      = Yeah, I like how I took down the plastic from my window. I'm gonna get horse fucked in like two weeks. Yeah. So anyway, now it's time to get to the actual Friday show. That was the after show that he put out on Friday. You want to go watch it? I highly don't recommend it. But it's just tons of him trying to read headlines and just fucking it up. Let's just completely fucking it up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:22:54.000
    | text      = I'm gonna guess he did not actually have 500. There.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:22:57.000
    | text      = He's learned to judge the stacks, as you mentioned earlier, right? I mean, sure. I don't know. Anyway, axon
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:23:02.000
    | text      = stacks on stacks. Alec starts off Friday's show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:23:05.000
    | text      = Yeah, by having a new directive about what we need to do about the media,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:23:11.000
    | text      = the Prime Directive, yes, it is not interfering, that we're
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:23:15.000
    | text      = set to when God read about sand bucket to decide that we are not going to live under the deception of a term that I thought of this morning. And I'm sure it because it's such an obvious term that other people thought of it as well. But it just hit me and I tweeted it out. Maybe we pull that tweet up. The official name of MSM should just be fake news because they can throw that back and forth on new independent media, journalists, investigative journalist, just somebody that videotapes something that the government doesn't want seen. They could just throw away fake news back on that. Wait, what's up? What's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:23:57.000
    | text      = it something that the government doesn't want seen is fake news. Well, they
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:24:01.000
    | text      = can throw that at them. You know, you could accuse that of being fake news. Like video of cops killing people or something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:24:09.000
    | text      = There's no There's no, there's no there's no reality anymore. We are all living in this fantastical dream world.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:24:15.000
    | text      = We're so far through the look and go oh,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:24:17.000
    | text      = this is such this is such a pure pure baldfaced insanity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:24:22.000
    | text      = It's one of those things where like, I've been starting to wrestle with this. I don't really know if there's any way home. No, I don't think we can click our glass slippers together and wish ourselves there's no going back even even if you know he ends up getting impeached and we try and write the ship. I think the damage is done.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:24:39.000
    | text      = Oh no, there's no going back. It's too late. It's too late. All of all of the rules he broke are forever broken. There's a template of a broken there's a template now for breaking the rules. America, it turns out is nothing he took zero to destroy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:24:56.000
    | text      = He's absolutely illustrated that you can just break rules with impunity and no one's gonna stop you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:25:01.000
    | text      = No one has his god damn tax returns.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:25:06.000
    | text      = Yep, you're right. Yeah. Sorry. You're yelling a scare him. I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:25:09.000
    | text      = know. I'm sorry. That's all right. We're still we're still we're still we're still we're still waiting
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:25:15.000
    | text      = for the texture
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:25:16.000
    | text      = ones. The ones that are almost he's already president. Yeah, he's already President. Yes. He can release them. Sure he's already he has us. He has an advisor who committed trues trees. Light committed. Light treason. Yeah. Who lied to the FBI? Uh huh. He can just he can just do it. Nobody's gonna stop him. I just want now I just want to know how fucked we are. You wonder
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:25:43.000
    | text      = how deep it goes. Yeah, well, I think that's the reason he can't is that it's probably like a swimming pool. Yeah, it's so deep. It's high dive deep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:25:50.000
    | text      = He actually has a Putin shaped dildo up his ass
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:25:55.000
    | text      = all day events in the tax returns that's in the tax return. Well, he had to write.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:26:00.000
    | text      = I mean, that's a business expense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:26:02.000
    | text      = So anyway, here's the term that he came up with, and he's really fucking proud that he came up with it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:26:06.000
    | text      = You can throw it on them. You gotta have something that ties them the globalist the big corporate collaborator media to the fact that they're the mainstream media and that known term. And so it's the fake stream media. Nailed. That's it. That's the name I've been searching and searching and searching and searching.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:26:28.000
    | text      = I agree with him. Puns are hard. Sometimes I'll sit around and I'd be like, Ah, how can I how do I play with words? Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:26:37.000
    | text      = It's hard, man. I like fake news. And I know there's a mainstream media out there. Let's start with let's go with fake media news stream. So close. No. Let's go with let's go with false media. Media Stream. Oh, no. All right. Yeah. Too much. Oh, let's go with lies on lies on balls on my face. No. All right. Fake stream media. It
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:27:10.000
    | text      = is yeah, that's so pathetic. That like, it's so the idea that he's been looking at
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:27:15.000
    | text      = so proud of himself. Yeah, guys. He
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:27:18.000
    | text      = puts on his like screen that's behind him between Yeah, he's like, look at this thing. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:27:23.000
    | text      = yeah. Yeah, or no, like he built a statue. Like he's a Greek. He's the new Michelangelo, painting the walls of this. The Sistine Chapel
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:27:35.000
    | text      = this term will live on when I'm dead. This will be my great work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:27:39.000
    | text      = He swear to God, it probably well.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:27:42.000
    | text      = So he has some thoughts about Twitter and how they're censoring Trump on what he sees on Twitter. It's all colossal bullshit. They're censoring what Trump sees? Yeah, I don't know if he explains it fully in here. But what he believes you can't. What he believes is that Twitter is juking their algorithm. So whenever you look at a tweet, like if you expand one of his tweets, all of the responses that you see are negative. Alex's theory is that Twitter is doing this intentionally. So the President feels alone. Oh, yeah, it's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:28:17.000
    | text      = all poor Donald,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:28:20.000
    | text      = it's impossible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:28:21.000
    | text      = Also, does he not get that most of the world is pretty much on the side of Hope Trump
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:28:30.000
    | text      = dies, out hope he dies, but hope
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:28:32.000
    | text      = I am totally we're past that we're past that I'm on I'm on the hope he dies.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:28:37.000
    | text      = You and I are on slightly different sides of this because I think that would cause more trouble than it helps.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:28:41.000
    | text      = You know what, I don't know. I don't even know anymore. I don't even know anymore.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:28:45.000
    | text      = You're on burn it down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:28:47.000
    | text      = I'm on burn it down. That's you don't even know anymore.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:28:51.000
    | text      = So there's one possibility and that is the Twitter is juking. Their algorithm like this or the other possibility, which is equally likely in my eyes, maybe more likely, is that there is an upswing and people negatively responding to the bullshit that flies out of his mouth, it seems
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:29:04.000
    | text      = possibly it seems odd. Turns out that when you make up terrorist attacks in Sweden, yeah, people are like, nah. Well,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:29:13.000
    | text      = to be fair, when he was talking about that in Sweden, he was talking about a Tucker Carlson piece already. Fox News. All right. So he wasn't talking about an actual terrorist attack. He was talking about a news report that he saw on Fox News The day before, about how crimes made by immigrants are on the rise in Sweden. Yep, much better.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:29:33.000
    | text      = So alright, so our president watches TV
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:29:38.000
    | text      = a lot. All right. So people have said up to six hours a day kill us. Here's the clip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:29:43.000
    | text      = Now I'm on now I'm on let Trump live and just looking at me out of here. Just kill me just let it go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:29:50.000
    | text      = Again, if you go back just a month ago on my Twitter, all the comments like 97% were positive. You gotta you try for it'll get like a 96 97% on The Aboriginals 99% up vote.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:30:02.000
    | text      = Definitely not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:30:03.000
    | text      = I've also looked at, you know, they have that Twitter audit. Yeah, people do. Yeah. And I think I think it's about a third of Alex's followers are fake. And about a third of prison planet. That's Paul Joseph Watson's Twitter. Right. Those are also fake. So ours, but I mean, I don't those numbers are a few years old. I don't know if it's changed since then. But I would have assumed that the trend is about that. Yeah. You think? And so I mean, I think there are a lot of people there's a lot of bots involved in, in their online presence. Yeah, very clearly anyway.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:30:43.000
    | text      = And they're having trouble gaming that because that's just a solid vote when it comes to Twitter, just like you see what Trump Paul wrote about it yesterday. The first few 100 are negative, they just stack it with an algorithm to say you're an idiot to shout you down. Like you're under peer pressure, like, oh my gosh, I'm not getting good feedback. Now, because Zuckerberg has been talking about this and one of his manifestos is out. He thinks we're so stupid, we won't read it. He admits, I'm gonna track your product. I'm gonna review it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:31:09.000
    | text      = read the headline hurt you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:31:11.000
    | text      = He thinks that Zuckerberg legit wants to hurt you. Through through algorithms
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:31:17.000
    | text      = through algorithms. Yeah. But I mean, does he know what an algorithm is?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:31:20.000
    | text      = What's interesting is that there have been stories that have come out about them. They have done selectively, like, experimenting with what you see on your Facebook, right? Like what types of stories you see from your friends, which friends, you see, and it is kind of fucked up. So social media is kind of fucked up. Yeah, they do do fucked up stuff. But I don't think this is one of them. No, also, I don't like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:31:44.000
    | text      = him. How would you even how would you even begin to write an algorithm that targets negative responses, but only for Trump? Right? Wouldn't it have to then apply to so many other people?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:31:56.000
    | text      = I don't know if that is necessarily where the issue is? I? Of course, it's not. I think that you'd have a difficult time having a robot figure out what is a positive and a negative response.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:32:08.000
    | text      = I thought that's a really good, that's a good point, because
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:32:10.000
    | text      = tone and irony isn't going to be able to be picked up
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:32:14.000
    | text      = unless the globalist cyborgs have invented a robot that can pass the Turing test and also trolls Trump. There are two things I want the globalists to get to work on right now. An algorithm can pass the Turing test, and also troll Trump.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:32:38.000
    | text      = I am a human algorithm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:32:42.000
    | text      = I want it to then start tweeting negatively at Trump. Oh, that'd be our bad president.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:32:47.000
    | text      = Oh my god, it's off the reservation
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:32:52.000
    | text      = Alright, so Trump bought 2.0 He says
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:32:55.000
    | text      = a little bit more about this and then he gets into one of our favorite things here on the podcast, which is a stupid impression.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:33:01.000
    | text      = Excellent. So
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:33:02.000
    | text      = these people are predators are super predators. So they can't call out to just their disdain you go watch a movie, you know comic book movie, and it shows the villain like I will destroy that now. Yes, that's actually what it's like we're dealing with megalomaniacs
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:33:19.000
    | text      = I mean, you're making that voice grow as a
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:33:21.000
    | text      = kid thinking oh, let's just cartoons but real villains actually go screw everyone over I'll just kill everyone. Everyone will be poor with me I'll run everything. I mean, that's who these people are. And we'll have suicide nets around the apple factories and drug everyone and to shoot them in the back of their head throw them in a gutter when we're done selling everybody's organs Oregon's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:33:43.000
    | text      = opt in. That's how he comes
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:33:45.000
    | text      = I got stacks of it here today. I'm rolling it your face it's amazing
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:33:58.000
    | text      = amazing press conference and all press conferences that watch the next will be even better now and absolutely butchered them and just made a big joke out of the MSM or the fake stream medium. But just look at that out now everywhere. It's make us feel bad because they don't want us to be verified and realize that we're the majority of the world's waking up and nationalism is taking place so they admit that they're quote, rolling out massive censorship and get Nash against nationally against populist patriots. I mean, this is a true information war.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:34:32.000
    | text      = As he doesn't get to these articles. No, of course not even on that special that we talked about at the beginning. It doesn't really it he does not get to articles that lay it all out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:34:42.000
    | text      = How many times do you think he says for extreme media? In this episode? I would say we're concerned low 100 or above I would say.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:34:50.000
    | text      = I would say it's in the like 50 Maybe in the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:34:53.000
    | text      = 50 range. He really hammers it. Yeah. What you're saying is fake stream media is in play. It is in play
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
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    | text      = on his end. Right. It's it's like fetch from Mean Girls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:35:03.000
    | text      = So wait. So he's saying that Trump doesn't want them verified? Does he mean that? Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:35:08.000
    | text      = no, no for me, he's talking about the globalists. Okay, sorry, sorry. The globalists don't want nationalists to feel verified in their own opinions. I think what he meant is validated.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:35:20.000
    | text      = Okay, because I was gonna say I thought he meant the blue checkmark on Twitter. He was very specific connotation. Every Pepe the frogs have a blue checkmark right next to it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:35:28.000
    | text      = Why not, though? This point, like, five of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:35:33.000
    | text      = my friends, not to be nihilist right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:35:37.000
    | text      = Yeah. gives a shit. It's Twitter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:35:39.000
    | text      = Yeah, exactly. It's, uh, yeah. And they're losing stock. So maybe we'll be free of them once and for all.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:35:44.000
    | text      = Maybe we can get a check mark, we've got like 40 followers
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:35:46.000
    | text      = that acknowledge underscore fight.com
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:35:50.000
    | text      = number of listeners we have compared to how many Twitter followers we have is crazy. I am 100% fine with that. I'm alright with it, too. But we all like it's really easy for someone who doesn't like us to attack us? Yeah, like, oh, you dumb asses with 40 followers. You see, our downloads are pretty decent.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:36:06.000
    | text      = Dude. Dude, that's not your defense. You're not your defense should be. Yeah. And then done. That's fair. It's that easy. Yeah, you're 100% Correct. Goodbye.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:36:18.000
    | text      = You know what? I think I'm projecting that other people are bullying me maybe a little bit and that's not healthy. That's your victimhood. But you know what, who feels it more and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:36:26.000
    | text      = what do you want a safe space? I got a man lurking on a college campus waiting for you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:36:32.000
    | text      = Man, I hope he has pills. No. No, he doesn't. None of the good ones. But you know who feels more bullied than me? Who fucking Alex Jones, how he has a lot of thoughts about how the globalists are a bully cult.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:36:44.000
    | text      = Bullying. New York Times come here for a piece because some of my sources say that this business writer is somewhat fair. So I said, Okay, I'll do an occasional piece. We get requests every day, obviously, from New York Times you name it. He doesn't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:37:00.000
    | text      = He doesn't but also get ready for you know how we have like this thread that goes throughout where he tell stories that didn't happen. Yeah, this is an excellent version of this story didn't happen. Okay. And when it when he's done telling it, I would really like to explain what I imagine happened. Did
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:37:18.000
    | text      = can we verify that this even happened? The business? No, we can't repair? I can't. So the New York Times, we've emailed the New York Times for comment. I they have said no comment. We are not journalists, or not our job perhaps better yet. No response. I don't believe they would email us back. Hey, guys. Yeah. Like we don't. How many followers? Do you guys have? 40 Min? The answer is no response.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:37:46.000
    | text      = So here's some fun fanfiction. But yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:37:50.000
    | text      = Almost every day from York Times. Now, hundreds of writers. Definitely not. And the lady comes. She's a local awesome photographer. That's not a right. She doesn't for the New York Times. And she's real nice for about 45 minutes. And then I said, Hey, give me your card here info. And, you know, sometime, maybe take photos for us. He said, Oh, for money, right? She'd been real nice until that point. I said, Of course you would pay people. I was like, Oh, are you? Oh, because we're Trump supporters? You probably could she was Yeah, I can't be politically involved in something like that. I said, even when I put your name on, and I said, I'm, I'm begging you to come take photos for us. But you know, is is that you're being bullied, you know, you might lose your liberal contracts. And she was just basically without saying yes, kind of nodded her head. I just looked at her. And it just was a bad feeling that we're in a cult.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:38:36.000
    | text      = I mean, I think it's possible that the New York Times came, it's possible that there was a reporter there that prefer it's possible that all that is true. But I think a more realistic version of what happened was, this photographer probably was like, oh, fuck, I gotta go take pictures of Alex Jones. And then she shows up, she's like, I don't want to engage. Right? He's like, Hey, should come take some pictures for us. And not because the liberal establishment will bully her. She's like, I don't want to get involved here. Yeah, you guys are nuts. You guys are
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:39:07.000
    | text      = there's no and well, knowing what we know about him. It was not a hey, you could take pictures for us. It was more like a hey, you know, you could come here. We're gonna
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:39:18.000
    | text      = take your pictures for us. Yeah, I'd like to give you some super female vitality on the house. You can turn your pussy into a log flume. It'd be so wet so well. It'll be like Jesus. It's like Magic Mountain.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:39:31.000
    | text      = Oh my god. The visuals that you just gave me?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:39:36.000
    | text      = Well, I'm just trying to imagine how Alex Jones might sexually harass somebody. And it has to involve super female vitality. Which you can get now at Infowars store.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:39:47.000
    | text      = This toothpaste also functions as lubricant he has it actually my dad makes it and he fucked my mom. I shouldn't be telling you this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:39:55.000
    | text      = Listen, it's in the papers. In the white paper. I should say that actually that toothpaste super would not work as lube. He doesn't like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:40:05.000
    | text      = to be 100% fair to super blue. It could not be used just over he makes
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:40:10.000
    | text      = a big deal about how it's thick and substantial. It's like remember backward toothpaste was thick? Cool, cool. Cool.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:40:18.000
    | text      = That's gross. So this would probably make toothpaste gross like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:40:21.000
    | text      = Oh, so that's a skill. This photographer thing didn't happen the way he thinks it did. Absolutely. And it's so fascinating. These paranoia is everywhere. I assume I asked her if she was being bullied and she didn't say yes, but I kind of nodded.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:40:38.000
    | text      = She gave me the she gave me the liberal media. The Fixer media is bullying me wink
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:40:43.000
    | text      = slightly nod if the answer's yes. Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:40:47.000
    | text      = Blink your left eye once if yes, bling your right eye twice if no,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:40:52.000
    | text      = yeah, I mean, it's absurd. It's absurd fanfiction about his Oh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:40:56.000
    | text      = So basically, based on that, I would assume that an actual photographer came. Right. Probably that seems like a that seems the weirder thing to make up if it was a photographer because he spent all this time talking about writers how he gets 100 requests a day in New York Times and hundreds that you know, that whole thing. Yeah, the fact that it was one photographer lady that showed up. And when she got the assignment, that day must have been such a bummer for her. Yeah, but
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:41:23.000
    | text      = I also think that if he is lying and making it up out of whole cloth, the narrative that I had a writer come and I tried to get him to write stuff for us. That's a harder sell than a photographer like I just want to freelance with us. Like a writer would actually have to care and like be on the same page. Right? Tog refer could just be doing like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:41:43.000
    | text      = but in our history of Alex Jones making up things whole cloth. He does not go halfway. No, that is too believable for him. Yeah, that's true. If it were if it were him making it up whole cloth, it would literally be Woodward and Bernstein Sure, knocking down his door going. We can't wait to write for Infowars but we're a little bit afraid because of the globalist He
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:42:04.000
    | text      = keeps talking about how much Seymour Hersh loves him. This next clip, he tells a story about
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:42:11.000
    | text      = as Emile Hirsch, Judd Hirsch all the Hirsch's all the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:42:16.000
    | text      = Hearst clan. Why not all the Baldwins even even the one who's not related? One is in DC. Adam
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:42:23.000
    | text      = Baldwin. Yeah, the one from Firefly. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:42:27.000
    | text      = So this next clip he tells the myth tries to make a point using a law that never existed. Then Then he conflates reality with a movie and does another fucking wild impression.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:42:44.000
    | text      = I love his impression Trump goes out in his press conference the second one and just goes look that the coal miners here we're going to do this and the media all spins it Trump signs Bill, I'm doing Obama coal mining rule. And then the media spins to allow them to dump top toxic waste in rivers. That's completely illegal. They have big contain slurry pools that they put it into. Oh, that makes me feel that everyone's from all one of them breaks. That's what happens with industry and life on this planet. They're trying to say any water run off period is illegal making an impossible number like six years ago, Obama wanted to ban dust and farming any dust was like $3,000 fines and the next one was 20,000 just went up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:43:23.000
    | text      = So I looked into that if the idea of any dust the idea that Obama wanted to ban dust, and here's gonna have
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:43:31.000
    | text      = two very different you'd have to define dust really well. This is what it is successfully banned.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:43:36.000
    | text      = This is an article from 2011. Earlier this year, Republicans found what they saw as an ideal talking point illustrate a federal bureaucracy Gone Batty. The Environmental Protection Agency, they warned was trying to regulate something only God could control the dust in the wind. Now here comes my favorite part of the crazy Regulatory Act. The EPA is now proposing rules to regulate dust. Representative John Carter of Texas said on the House floor, he said Texas is full of dusty roads. The EPA is now saying you can be fined for driving home every night and your gravel road. If you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:44:09.000
    | text      = are a representative from Texas. You're automatically an idiot. Well, I have yet I have yet to hear a single
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:44:17.000
    | text      = wasn't Kinky Friedman in the house for a little while. He kept running for mayor, I think anyway, here there was just one flaw in this argument. It was not true. That is a big flaw though. EPA is new dust rule did not exist and it never did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:44:32.000
    | text      = Oh my god. Yep. wire up. Do you remember? Do you remember when this thing that didn't happen happened? I hated it. I hated it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:44:41.000
    | text      = since. Still, the specter of this rule has spurred three bills to prevent it, one of which was approved Thursday by a House Subcommittee. It sparked a late night battle on the Senate floor. GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain cited it in a debate as a reason to eliminate the EPA. The hubbub Oh For this phantom rule surely one of the most controversial regulations that never was involved a slow moving federal agency and a Republican Party with the EPA in its crosshairs it never existed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:45:12.000
    | text      = That if that if that weren't so completely and utterly evil, the fact that they still get away with shit like that is truly amazing. Yeah, like, I mean, you they usually read you read like the old like the first thing that came to mind was like reading The Art of War. And at no point in the art of war, was he just like, hey, man make shit up? I don't know fuck, and you'll probably win. Probably an army who gives a shit? Ah, like, there's no way Sunsoo could have figured out that you could just pretend to win.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:45:51.000
    | text      = Yeah, and especially if you repeat the pretend thing over and over again. People just start to start to believe much like how Alex constantly says that the Chinese are trying to buy Hollywood. Yeah, that's based on a lie. But he keeps repeating it to the point where people get used to hearing it. And they're like, Oh, I remember him talking about that talking. But he never proved it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:46:11.000
    | text      = What's my source? My source was that I heard it a bunch. But that's even what he sources on is his own his hips himself saying yeah, diddly Yeah, so actually,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:46:19.000
    | text      = one of the things I think I'm going to do is take his talking points and on our Tumblr, every now and again, I'm just going to thoroughly break down why it's bullshit. So then, in the future, when it comes up on episodes, I can be like, you can go to our Tumblr and read an exhaustive breakdown about why the Chinese aren't trying to buy
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:46:36.000
    | text      = so so what you're saying is we're going to reference ourselves for the truth. Yep. We're gonna with fire. We're gonna cite our own sources. And our sources are us telling him he's full of shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:46:47.000
    | text      = But the issue is, and the difference will be the I will link to your primary resources. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:46:54.000
    | text      = Well, here's my advice to you link to headlines. Just like you, just like you have those Twitter where they take a screenshot of their notes. Just put a bunch of links to us just transcripting saying like, not
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:47:09.000
    | text      = true. Yeah. Jordan Holmes was quoted as saying this is not true. Jordan Holmes is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:47:14.000
    | text      = saying as.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:47:17.000
    | text      = So that's our response. So back to the EPA thing just to make this even worse. To actually change the rules for dust on farms, the EPA would have to formally propose a new rule. And as of March, EPA Administrator Lisa P. Jackson said she was not likely to do that, quote, We have no plans to do so Jackson said.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:47:35.000
    | text      = That's just what the globalist wants you to think. Yeah. Yeah. They started thinking for two seconds think for two seconds. Yeah, just two seconds. What is dust?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:47:48.000
    | text      = Dirt? It's all kinds of shit. Yeah, how dead skin How
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:47:54.000
    | text      = could you possibly outlawed dust without turning it into like everything is just a purely clean zone. Yeah, everybody's covered in latex with fucking chemical baths all the time. You don't
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:48:05.000
    | text      = have to live in trouble yet. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:48:07.000
    | text      = outlawed dust. Even if you wanted to know even if your dream was this OCD. And that's not to be sure sure. actually know what fuck it is OCD meth addled dream of it's finally time to outlawed Deus. Finally, no one would ever consider doing that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:48:27.000
    | text      = Or trying to regulate it super harshly. I mean, even take away the outlaw Part. Everyone understands that dirt and dust exist. And maybe they're not the best. Maybe it is an indication of lack of cleanliness. But there's not really anything you can do about it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:48:41.000
    | text      = It's in the outside it is in the desert. Yeah, you're gonna get dust
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:48:46.000
    | text      = so Alex in order to make his point about regulatory stuff Gone Wild and in order to reinforce his point that what they're doing with coal mining ship isn't polluting rivers and stuff like that which it is which they are 100%
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:49:00.000
    | text      = all the time and that was the rule that they just got rid of the one the one the only rule that you there's there can be no way you're against it. There can be no human being who is like you know what? I hate that rule that keeps coal miners from throwing shit into our drinking water but the reason how you can these people be so terrified of fluoride in their drinking water right yet love fucking coal. Coal makes me warm. Coal makes me drink good once
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:49:31.000
    | text      = Well, there's there's a couple things. One, if you believe this bullshit about regulatory shit Gone Wild, then you might assume that this dumping shit into a river. Regulation is the same thing. It's just like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:49:44.000
    | text      = those are just those are my favorite commercials that are gone. Why? Oh, Tory Girls Gone Wild.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:49:51.000
    | text      = Just pantsuits titties. So
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:49:56.000
    | text      = that would have gotten Hillary elected. That slogan pantsuits and titties. I would have voted for her twice.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:50:02.000
    | text      = Maybe that gives a shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:50:05.000
    | text      = Why not? We're voting for clowns now fucking pantsuits and Teddy's I'm in. So the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:50:09.000
    | text      = other thing is that if you believe, like Alex does that clean coal exists, then you would think it's all Much Ado About Nothing. Because he legitimately believes that there's clean enough coal that it's all it does when you use it is it puts out water vapor. And that's not true. That's not possible. It's not possible and it's not true, like carbon dioxide and water stand
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:50:30.000
    | text      = up from a chemical standpoint. Yeah, that's not a thing. You can do no,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:50:33.000
    | text      = clean coal. I'd love to get into it at some point, but it's not real in the way that people presenting it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:50:41.000
    | text      = It is such a cool, it is a brilliant strategy to make a thing up that we have to respond to, because then you can get away with fucking anything. If you're just making up like, hey, they're trying to outlaw dust now I have to be like, No, and that legitimizes that as just me saying, Come on. Stop it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:51:02.000
    | text      = Do you remember it do remember the book The Phantom Tollbooth I do when Milo was trying to Milo when he was trying to get to rhyme and reason and free them from captivity. Right. One of the monsters that he run into, ran into on the way was the terrible Trivium Trivium. Yeah, and what he would do is like, he's like, alright, take that big pile of sand and put it over there one kernel at a time, one little piece of sand. His basic thing was just like creating tasks for Milo to do the waste of his time. That seemed like there was a point. Yeah, that's kind of what Alex Jones does.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:51:34.000
    | text      = It's pretty good. Yeah, it's a brilliant strategy. So here we are. grains of sand bog us down with lies.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:51:39.000
    | text      = Yeah. So anyway, let's get further into this clip. Because we got a ways to go We're almost at an hour. So of course,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:51:48.000
    | text      = and then they they said we're banning child labor. You can't take the trash out if you work on a farm, or you can't you know, have somebody under the age of 16 Go take eggs from the chickens
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:51:57.000
    | text      = come on. So not true trying to further kill them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:52:01.000
    | text      = And so the media's like, oh, Trump, scientists say well, they could dump toxic waste in the water. Oh, like the EPA didn't didn't get in trouble. Cyanide off from the goldmine they basically ordered, you know, changes to and then it broke the dam. Just like the Deepwater Horizon. BP just said Stop putting concrete in the executives believe waters needed they go sir and 150 years of oil exploration. Nobody's ever done that. And the equations show it will blow up. I should shut up you Texas and Louisiana. You don't know now that you will see that movie. It's absolutely word for word. What was in the federal transcription? The Federal Prof.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:52:34.000
    | text      = Now he doesn't cite the actual transcripts. But what he does now is performs a scene from the movie.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:52:42.000
    | text      = Does he play Mark Wahlberg?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:52:44.000
    | text      = No, he plays Kurt Russell. But to show he be a way better Mark Wahlberg to show that he's a policy wonk. Instead of getting into the weeds about the actual details. Yeah, he does a scene from the movie. Enjoy this. It's great. I hate
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:52:57.000
    | text      = amazingly accurate. Great movie, Kurt Russell. And they're like, sure it will blow up. This is $379 billion company. Wow. Elon has told us to do it. It's gonna be fine. They're gonna get billions mo what's gonna blow up? Now? It's not. Hey, McCain, you keep trying to have a war with Russia. You can in the planet. Don't mad I'm on do whatever I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:53:23.000
    | text      = loan whose voice is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:53:25.000
    | text      = weird. That's McCain
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:53:27.000
    | text      = spirit of just craziness. And that's what we're dealing with. So it's just how do I cover? today? I've got like, let's not exaggerate 300 articles or more still does and another stack on my desk of a couple 100. I mean, it's just, I could just talk for hours about this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:53:46.000
    | text      = What is this? All of the articles. Nobody's talked for hours about this. And he's referring to an impression of Kurt Russell.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:53:55.000
    | text      = It was a great impression of Kurt Russell is I assume that's the one from escape from LA. That was Kurt Russell a Snake Plissken.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:54:03.000
    | text      = What like I could talk for hours about this. And in the two minutes that we listened to of it. What he talked about was a federal regulation that never existed about regulating dust. Yes, a regulation about child labor that he's completely misinterpreting right saying you can't have your family members work on a farm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:54:24.000
    | text      = That's exactly what they were trying to outlaw Yeah, totally. That you know, it's it's not it's definitely not a straw man argument. Not at all. It is a it is a 100%
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:54:34.000
    | text      = real thing. So could you imagine him talking for hours if in the time he allotted he just lied twice in order to justify the idea that regulations are crazy. Yeah. And that it's cool to pollute rivers.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:54:45.000
    | text      = Yeah, because he can try so many more time. He can lie all the time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:54:50.000
    | text      = If you just make up regulations. You can just do that forever
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:54:53.000
    | text      = in that, that Kurt Russell voice, their
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:54:56.000
    | text      = million dollar company
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:54:58.000
    | text      = and a billion dollar company That was that was a that was a Brooklyn queen from the seventh it was
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:55:04.000
    | text      = Mary Faye. It was weird,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:55:07.000
    | text      = though. What? What are we doing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:55:10.000
    | text      = I don't know. How is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:55:11.000
    | text      = it? What How can you be against a company? They're putting shit in your drinking water. You can't be for that. No, you can't even he's against it when he was like, Hey, I think it's bad that they put arsenic in the water. And it's like, hey, it's probably bad that they put fucking poisons in from the toxic waste. It's toxic waste. It's toxic waste. It's
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:55:35.000
    | text      = all bad. It's toxic waste. Yeah, but you know what, most of the time when you complain about things that business wants to do, or the nationalists want to do? Well, what the conservatives want to do when you complain about that stuff, all you're doing is virtue signaling.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:55:50.000
    | text      = I don't know what that means. It's this idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:55:53.000
    | text      = Paul, Joseph Watson talks about it all the time. It's this idea that when you post something about like Black Lives Matter, or post something about reproductive rights and stuff like that on Facebook, or on Twitter, or even when you go in protest, you don't really care about the issue you're talking about. All it is is you are trying to perform for your liberal friends, and show that you're one of them. So you're signaling your virtues, through posts, you're making them behaviors, you
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:56:19.000
    | text      = know, I don't entirely disagree with that. Well,
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:56:23.000
    | text      = on one level, you are expressing your virtues. Yeah, you are. You're standing up for things that you that fall within your principle. I
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:56:31.000
    | text      = mean, yeah, but are you just posting something on Twitter is not really standing up for your
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:56:35.000
    | text      = well, there's a lot of people who are, maybe do it a little bit shitty? Certainly. But there's, there's, you know, there's a lot of people who just clunkily express their opinions, period, it doesn't matter what it's about. That's a good point. Anyway, Alex has some thoughts about virtue signaling, and he wants you to know that you're a piece of shit.
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:56:50.000
    | text      = I mean, you think about how wicked the left is, because they've done all the deals with China. That's exactly it's okay. Because again, they'll have a beard of different colored socks or, you know, virtue signal and talk about how they fund Black Lives Matter to go around cop killing or whatever. Then they're like barnable greedy people trying to steal land from Hawaiian tribes just want it or you know, running suicide factories. I mean, you cannot make it up how sickeningly horrible they are. And
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:57:19.000
    | text      = the thing about stealing it, actually wait you can you just did he just did the thing about stealing super easy to make it up the thing about stealing land from Hawaiians? Where did that come? That's about Mark Zuckerberg trying to build a house in Hawaii. But I mean,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:57:35.000
    | text      = yeah, I'm probably against that. I have someone but again, I'm against any billionaire allowed to go out and do anything. Sure. But as someone who grew up in Hawaii locked in small little boxes under the ground.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:57:47.000
    | text      = I hate to keep trying to get back to this point. But I grew up for a bit in Hawaii. Yes. And as someone who celebrated King Kamehameha Day with the native population, right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:58:00.000
    | text      = Also known as Dragonball Z day.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:58:03.000
    | text      = If you want to make the argument about stealing land from Hawaiians, there's a lot more you're gonna have to I can't
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:58:10.000
    | text      = I can't imagine any American history that would involve there's a whole lot you got to unpack pretty sure that it's always been American. Yeah, pretty sure that Native Americans, but not the native ones. The American Americans grew up there. Sure. I landed on Plymouth Rock. I didn't then Ohio,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:58:33.000
    | text      = I didn't land on a wahoo a while we landed on me
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:58:36.000
    | text      = did a lot of land. Really heavy. There's a lot of volcanic activity. You don't want to fuck around with a lot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:58:41.000
    | text      = It's a gorgeous place. But the native populations there have consistently been making claims about how it's bullshit that we stole all their land there, right? Totally. Yeah. So if you want to talk about Mark Zuckerberg coming in and making a house, great, bad, I'll listen to that bad but if you don't care about the other parts of it, then you're just capitalizing on someone you don't like and you're a total hypocrite.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:59:07.000
    | text      = I can't imagine anybody that we talk about being a complete and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:59:12.000
    | text      = utter giant hypocrite. Now certainly not every one we talked about. I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:59:15.000
    | text      = can't think of any perhaps a house justice committee leader named Chaffetz being a complete and utter fucking hypocrite or
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:59:26.000
    | text      = a denture to Batman.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 00:59:30.000
    | text      = Anyway, lurking in
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 00:59:31.000
    | text      = the shadows get through this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 00:59:33.000
    | text      = You read their own white papers. I've got articles today about Zuckerberg again, the guy that says his users are dumb efforts, how he's going to censor everybody and get your private data and use it and just it's just, he already has a Legion of Doom, arrogant, crazy power mad maniacs. That Trump just absolutely devastated. Devastated. yesterday and they just don't know what to do the confidence is up there. He says nobody's getting hurt. America is just gonna. He makes it about coal miners jobs and a way of life here. It's about making the people that work hard being the superheroes, not just somebody that dribbles a basketball, or you know, things music definitely not raised about people and an economy based on people and a world based for people, not the post industrial technocracy where I have a inch thick stack probably 30 articles today or more, where they're all saying the end of humans is here, you will submit you will merge with machines. It's all over. We already find everything they do. Yeah, we totally controller it's all over. We're gonna censor you up or we're just a few years ago, I was crazy saying all this is going to happen. And now everything's happening exactly. Like I said, No, because drumroll. I was reading their white papers.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:00:54.000
    | text      = Which white papers was he read? I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:00:55.000
    | text      = don't know. He has a huge stack though. Like 30 articles.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:00:58.000
    | text      = How did
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:01:00.000
    | text      = this stack numbers?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:01:02.000
    | text      = No idea how many there's my really good. He's really good at judging stacks, bro, bro, bro.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:01:07.000
    | text      = There's 500 total. And then there's 30 that are about transhumanism, I guess okay, I'm guessing that's what he's trying to say. All right, whatever the case is, both numbers are off. Who cares? He's made.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:01:19.000
    | text      = Ah,
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:01:20.000
    | text      = so that also is about the extent to which he covers the press conference at this point. Okay, it does end up getting to a little bit of it later. But at this point, he's like, we had the press conference. And it was on Thursday, and I was really, really waiting for him to go off on it. Like really waiting for him to be like, Yeah, you know, you specific? Like, yeah, I told them. Yeah, he got him stuck it to the Congressional Black Caucus, you know, like all this stuff. Like I was expecting that to happen. And it really wasn't he didn't respond too much. He was really boring. On the subject. It really disappointed me that he didn't get into a ton of the how,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:02:01.000
    | text      = okay, let's, let's get into, okay. Do you think it's because there is even for him? Nothing really defensive all about that?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:02:11.000
    | text      = Well, I think he realized that talking about so many of the things that came up in that press conference have so many of Trump's behaviors, it would kind of put him behind the eight ball. I think that he realized that like, a lot of this is gonna be too difficult for me to defend. Right. So at the end, our last clip that we're gonna play today is when he finally gets to actually talking about the press. And you'll, you'll see how like, how little he engages with the source material. But
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:02:37.000
    | text      = what's what is there? This, you'll see, you'll see what you know, what's fascinating about that is that I was really looking forward to this because I wanted to see because there's there's so many people who would definitely defend whatever nonsense that he said at that press conference. They're already all in. So they're gonna they're gonna believe whatever they want to believe. If you're any, if you have any sense of critical thought about you, you watch that even if you voted for Trump and went, What the fuck is happening right now? I can't imagine it's crazy. I can't
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:03:09.000
    | text      = imagine any of my people in the red state of Missouri. Oh, my old people's who might have voted for Trump. Any of them watching that and not saying boy howdy. Boys off his rocker.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:03:20.000
    | text      = Yeah, right. That was crazy. That was legit crazy. But so I want to know how it how you could possibly defend it. And all that's the thing Alex can't and I read and that's the end you're you're exactly right there. And that's why I was really hoping that he would have something because what I was looking for my the conservative websites and shit that my dad reads where I kept going through them and they were all like, Trump really sticks it to him. And they quote, zero, right, right. Zero. Yep. From what he said, Oh, he's all they just give you a rundown of like he said the press was bad. It didn't go through anything that he actually said,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:03:56.000
    | text      = here's a possible argument that Alex might want to make, please. And that is that let's speculate wildly. Look, Trump may appear to be crazy. But it only appears crazy because he may or may not have superpowers. Oh, that brings us. That brings
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:04:12.000
    | text      = us to our next clip. Goddamnit your transition skills are incredible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:04:16.000
    | text      = The President of the United States is being filtered and blocked on Twitter. With the comments and the feedback. They don't want the American people being able to send a tweet and it pops up where he's in lifetime. Donald Trump sits there limited by the big secret. You know, I'm not gonna give a secret. I'm not because the media already knows this. So I might as well tell people just to tell you how wild this guy is and how real He is okay. He likes to talk to average people so much he sits at the switchboard and slow to morning while he's reading things, randomly sits there and picks up the phone and talks to people. He's like an idiot. savant workhorse magic Code
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:05:05.000
    | text      = A. Is that a compliment?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:05:10.000
    | text      = The toad part of the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:05:11.000
    | text      = any is there any part of that was a compliment. What's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:05:13.000
    | text      = great about that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:05:15.000
    | text      = savant which harkens back to he has autism spectrum. Alright, so that's, I mean, I guess if Nope, I can't think of any, because I'm sure okay. All right. We got that. All right, magic. Yep. That's not great. Toad. It's nice that he's magic.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:05:35.000
    | text      = What about toad? The wet sprocket?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:05:37.000
    | text      = I think that's what he's referencing,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:05:39.000
    | text      = or the very heroic character in Mario.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:05:41.000
    | text      = Yes, absolutely. Toad, and that the the very the very game series where the toad and the rabbit or whatever No, that that's not important, so definitely the incorrect reference.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:05:53.000
    | text      = So also Mr. Toad and Oh, Wind in the Willows wind in the well. There we are. Mr. Toad gets drunk and goes to hell Exactly. crashes his car drunk and goes to hell. You that? That is Trump, you're totally wrong. traumatize me. Why is Mr. Toad in hell? What is going on here? This isn't for kids. Anyway, we haven't even gotten to the superpower part yet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:06:18.000
    | text      = But how can they How can it be? He just went through
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:06:22.000
    | text      = all of the Trump sits there while he's reading drugs. It's not good. No, he should go to bed. He's 70
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:06:29.000
    | text      = He should not be he just Okay, so he's sitting by the switchboard, which, why is there so? Are we talking about a 1960 switchboard where there's like 16 women with all these little headphone jacks in there like it's it's operator. Yeah. All right. So is that the switchboard just talking to regular people? Okay, so are our people call in the White House and he's like two in the morning. This one sounds good. You up?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:06:54.000
    | text      = A Donald. Like also, it's clear that if a 70 year old man is up till two in the morning then wakes up and does his job. He's got to be on some sort of amphetamines like that. Can't you just like your body does not allow for that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:07:12.000
    | text      = His mind was he's a magic toad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:07:14.000
    | text      = Also, he's up till two reading Infowars and drudge there's a taking phone calls
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:07:19.000
    | text      = from weirdo if there's anything I know about spider man. All right, it's that when you are a magic or when you are scientifically engineered with an animal gives you superpowers? Sure. Right. And as we all know, one of the powers of a toad is the ability to stay up until two and wake up early in the morning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:07:44.000
    | text      = I think it's more rightly that his superpower is that he secretes hallucinogen. And that's why everyone keeps trying to lick him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:07:53.000
    | text      = That explains his appearance on Jimmy Fallon. That's forgotten dancer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:07:56.000
    | text      = Do you think that it's possible that spider man was that photographer who showed up at Infowars?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:08:00.000
    | text      = Oh my god. I know. We got we got Batman. Spider Man. Oh, Peter. What is not involved
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:08:06.000
    | text      = here. Peter Parker is based out of New York. But there's no evidence he doesn't freelance
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:08:10.000
    | text      = Well, yeah. But if the new No, he's, he's absolutely a freelancer for J. Jonah Jameson. And he's freelancing for the New York Times. And the New York Times sent him on this. Oh my god, this freelance mission. But but in the meantime, he was turned into Spider Gwen, which is a new thing. There was a Spider Girl. Exactly. Yeah. And that's and and that's as logical as the story he fucking told.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:08:39.000
    | text      = So now we have DC and Marvel in the mech.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:08:43.000
    | text      = And for us over event
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:08:45.000
    | text      = flux, fuck you, Mr. Mixel. Plex or whatever. Mixel pixie stick, whatever. We have a new hero to the Pantheon. Here is Donald Trump's superpower. All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:08:55.000
    | text      = Let's get this break. Yes, skip it. And and we are going to just stop right there. No, he's good. He also sits there and knows phone numbers. And basically can like memorize a bunch of numbers. He just sits there and sees numbers he knows on the switchboard and picks it up. I mean, it's so cool. And the New York Times people are like, oh, you know about that? Well, don't tell people who we won't be able to call well with you. This is incredible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:09:33.000
    | text      = What? A legume. A super. Okay. All right. Okay, first of all, I hate to say this because it sounds like I'm judging. But let's not talk over the clips as much because I'm getting this weird feedback that I apologize. I'm
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:09:45.000
    | text      = trying. I'm trying it's hard not to retry No, no trying so I've seen some great a nonsense Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:09:50.000
    | text      = So he sits in front of the board. He sees the numbers come up he
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:09:54.000
    | text      = memorizes numbers right as an amazing superpower for memorizing numbers. Yes, he has Didik memory or whatever. No knows he knows phone numbers, which is amazing to
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:10:03.000
    | text      = people. It's really cool is it? Is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:10:08.000
    | text      = it amazing to who is impressed by somebody knowing phone number
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:10:11.000
    | text      = Alex? Okay. You just said it. It's so cool. That's fair. That is fair. But also as I so don't listen to this. I texted you. Yes, I recall this. I texted he was like, I don't think Alex Jones knows what caller ID is. Like, I really don't think he understands that modern phones have a name that comes up with a phone number.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:10:32.000
    | text      = I didn't even connect that because again, I'm living in the 60s. He's in front of a switchboard. That's right. With the actual in the switchboard pool. Yeah. All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:10:42.000
    | text      = People are like using the first two numbers as letters.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:10:46.000
    | text      = audio jacks, yeah, he's he, it's easy to remember phone numbers when people are calling the number 142. This is way back whenever there were only eight numbers. Yeah. Okay. And then but, but why the New York Times is mad. Yeah. Why are they mad again? Because they
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:11:04.000
    | text      = know that they can call him late at night. And he'll answer. And if everyone else knows it's going to clog up the line. They the media is going to be pissed because they can't call Trump late at night, which is not happening.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:11:18.000
    | text      = I I don't know. Ah, that is such insanity. It is. But that's it done on all sides on all sides. There's just there's no, there's no way to get in there without going through a Kafka esque nightmare of crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:11:36.000
    | text      = Jordan. Here's how I would describe it. If it's true, it's crazy. It's not true. It's still crazy. If even a part of it is true. It's crazy. If Trump was sitting in front of a phone at two in the morning, that's crazy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:11:48.000
    | text      = Any aspects of any of that? Being even the slightest bit true is terrifying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:11:54.000
    | text      = I think the reality piece of this is possibly that he calls
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:11:59.000
    | text      = Trump late at night.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:12:03.000
    | text      = I think that might be the I call Trump late at night. You always know that to me call him
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:12:11.000
    | text      = out. How does he know in that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:12:13.000
    | text      = press conference is did he also was complaining that the media never calls him indirect refutation of what Alex is saying. He's it's 14 year old child the most insane fucking thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:12:25.000
    | text      = So So Alex Jones has an iPhone, we've established that he's had his phone on set before. Yes. Is it an iPhone? Or it's a smart smartphone smartphone right now, based on what he just told us? Does he know how to add contact?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:12:41.000
    | text      = Oh, well, I mean, based on when he got that call, it was from a number he didn't recognize
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:12:45.000
    | text      = exactly. Oh, maybe. So. He is He is amazed by this by Trump being able to recognize names just before he answers. Yeah, because he doesn't know how to put a name. In the context. It's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:12:59.000
    | text      = possible. I think that Trump doesn't like I don't think that Trump would give Alex's cell phone number. Oh, God, I bet I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:13:09.000
    | text      = that would be that would be a wacky neighbor sitcom. I would watch it all the time. If if you're if if fucking Kramer was actually Alex Jones. Oh my god just calling Trump all the time. He's like I'm trying to President here. Nobody right this nobody right this this is a knowledge fight. Intellectual Property situation work. We got to write this. No, you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:13:33.000
    | text      = know what, it'd be even better. Make it like home improvement. We're Alex Jones is Wilson screaming from the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:13:41.000
    | text      = that would be perfect. That would be if it was
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:13:43.000
    | text      = just instead of running a TV show about Home Improvement stuff. He's the president. And instead of Wilson giving out good advice, yells about the globalist. There's a fence outside the White House.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:13:59.000
    | text      = Wilson I just had a I just had a real rough fight with my with my wife. That's because of George Soros killing you with George Soros.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:14:08.000
    | text      = Your wife was funded by George Soros.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:14:11.000
    | text      = But that was just the advice I needed to move on and grow as a person.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:14:17.000
    | text      = All right, I gotta get on air. Don't Don't steal that either.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:14:23.000
    | text      = All right. Yeah. That's the SNL skit. We're never going to write.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:14:27.000
    | text      = Only mad TV was still around.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:14:30.000
    | text      = Yeah, we would already have a five year deal with Matt Devi.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:14:34.000
    | text      = This next clip, he gets back to the New York Times photographer narrative, some more bullshit. And then I don't remember exactly what this is about, but I've labeled it as a really bad example of a slippery slope. Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:14:47.000
    | text      = That's why Trump now doesn't even care. It's beyond confidence. He doesn't care what they do what they say he realizes they're a bunch of bullied slaves. And he's just out there to show them they're bullied slaves and to show the elites okay to stand up, it's okay to speak out. It's okay to be informed. It's okay to be who you are. I said as photographer she said a lot of you had like jobs and I just you know, I, I can't, you'd lose all your big liberal contracts if you work with Alex Jones. In a free country. You're not allowed to ever work with anybody who's not the big corporate liberal approved Soviet BS, or you're out of a job well, with that attitude next year sent to a gulag, or you're in a Fox com slave factory in China.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:15:32.000
    | text      = There was the bad slippery slope.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:15:35.000
    | text      = No, that makes perfect sense. No, it doesn't. Yeah, no wonder one. No. Immediate one to
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:15:40.000
    | text      = one, but also that I mean, he's just saying another conversation. That didn't happen. Yeah. But anyway, this goes on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:15:50.000
    | text      = He's showing us it's okay to be who you are. Yeah. So long as you are not Muslim. Trans. Sure. Yeah. Latin. It's okay to be who you are. If you are white, you can stay here and be who you are. Right? If you are anything else, be who you are somewhere else. Well, that that is exactly that should be Trump's slogan from now on, you are somewhere else you are somewhere else.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:16:17.000
    | text      = Well, I mean, it comes down to that. That sort of mentality that people who believe it don't think is racist, but is super racist. That is like Europe, for the Europeans, Africa for the Africans. Like that sort of thing. It is super racist, but it everyone who believes it thinks, Why should there not be more of me at my homeland? Why should mixing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:16:40.000
    | text      = Why? Because so many reasons. So many reasons.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:16:44.000
    | text      = So anyway, so many reasons. So this photographer didn't say the things I can I can pretty confidently say this. She didn't say the things that he thinks she said he interpreted their interaction very wrongly,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:16:55.000
    | text      = and she definitely would not want to work for Infowars. But
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:17:01.000
    | text      = if she did, in Alex Jones's nightmare scenario, where she's being bullied into not accepting this freelance work that she desperately needs when she doesn't, that still doesn't lead to Gulags in a year. doesn't lead to Gulags ever. All right, whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:17:18.000
    | text      = I've seen a lot of freelance journalists wind up in Gulags
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:17:21.000
    | text      = being gulags. Vladimir Putin is a Solzhenitsyn fan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:17:27.000
    | text      = See how that works. There's only a few more steps down now. And they're saying we want to start arresting the alt right, we want to kill Donald Trump. We want to blow up the White House. We want to do all this and have CIA guys I told you to hear that on TV going. He's a domestic enemy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:17:41.000
    | text      = He's talking about Evan McMullen went on MSNBC. Isn't he a senator from Utah? Yeah, but he also was ex CIA or whatever. He used to work in intelligence stuff,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:17:51.000
    | text      = okay. And that's definitely not good. And all of the things that he is Do not make me happy,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:17:56.000
    | text      = not good, not great. But he was on TV. And he implied that we're a precedent to be compromised or working with enemy countries like the one we have, they would be then an enemy, a domestic enemy of our country like he is the way that Evan McMullen said it wasn't great, but it's way more nuanced than what Alex was talking about. Do
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:18:16.000
    | text      = you mean what the way he said it? The way he said truth wasn't crazy. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:18:21.000
    | text      = Then he said all the things that are true, then he's talking about people wanting to blow up the White House. He's talking specifically about Madonna. No, the White House is really nice. But he also was talking about money to blow it up. He's talking about Madonna's speech, where she said, I sometimes think about blowing up the White House, but I don't want to do that yet. But before the last part of that clip,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:18:41.000
    | text      = even before even before Trump was elected, alright, sometimes I would think about blowing up the White House just because that sounds like a badass move. Right. And
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:18:49.000
    | text      = weird stuff. You know? Yes. The White House Roland Emmerich? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I think also, I think I'm not really
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:18:56.000
    | text      = sure to find out whether or not Olympus Has Fallen. I'm not totally sure about
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:19:00.000
    | text      = this. But I think the White House might get blown up and that American Alex Jones is in Do you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:19:06.000
    | text      = know where it else he got blown up? I was in movies, independent stats, Roland Emmerich, that's what I'm told, does it How often does he blow up the White House so often, so often
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:19:16.000
    | text      = is an enemy of the state. Enemy of the Republic, as Alex Jones likes to say,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:19:22.000
    | text      = anyway, that's an enemy of the Republic.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:19:24.000
    | text      = So he's basically just like Evan McMullen being on CNN is the intelligence community talking about how Trump has anatomy blog of the White House is about Madonna. The idea that people want to kill Trump, I'm guessing is based on tweets you've seen or something like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:19:40.000
    | text      = Also, maybe some shit that I've said,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:19:42.000
    | text      = yeah, you which I think that you're speaking,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:19:45.000
    | text      = I am not. I am not advocating nor insinuating that I will do anything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:19:50.000
    | text      = No, and you're speaking a little bit glibly,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:19:53.000
    | text      = very much. This is fully This is fully protected under parity laws. This
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:19:58.000
    | text      = is the Boone's Farm
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:20:01.000
    | text      = Well, they've outlawed dust
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:20:02.000
    | text      = out of respect. And if any of these guys have any fire in their eyes or even look like a man, they can't get men to act like that. They cannot get that's why they hate real men. They cannot get the real men to act like backstabbing pieces of crap jerks. And that's their ancient problem is they can't get the warrior class to be absolute filth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:20:24.000
    | text      = It goes on to explain that that's why they're creating robots. And yep, it's this is the first instance that we're playing. So far of what I would call direct toxic masculinity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:20:36.000
    | text      = Yeah, it always goes back to men, men, big dicks. They are big next Real men don't do that. Beta Cox. Well, man, it gets Ah, god warriors.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:20:46.000
    | text      = It gets so much worse as this goes along. Like there was a couple of things that he said that actually left my jaw open. And I've been listening to him every day. Yeah, no, I know. There was a couple of things that he ends up saying later. So I mean, if you you know, if you want to get excited for later part of this episode, he says some stuff that we're really gonna have to unpack real hard. Oh, the dangers of male identity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:21:10.000
    | text      = There are dangers of male identity. I can't think of any except that last clip and a bunch of and all the others. Yeah, anytime he talks about what a real man is. It is so glaringly obvious. A real man not talking about himself
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:21:25.000
    | text      = a real man is that which fits the mold that he has created. And anybody who disagrees with him or Trump is a chicken necked weirdo, or he calls them effeminate. Sometimes he's like, they're effeminate, but you know, I wouldn't say that. That's an insult to women. It's insane that he doesn't understand the things he's implying with his own words.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:21:47.000
    | text      = I don't think he understands any of the words he says
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:21:50.000
    | text      = no, but I mean, he's got to bebop and scat through four hours, three hours. You'd never
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:21:56.000
    | text      = just hate I just hate whenever there's that male, like maleness. Oh, yeah, we're men. And that means that we can take shit like fuck you. Yeah, but man
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:22:07.000
    | text      = show? Yeah, type attitude. Yeah. So this next clip actually might explain some of the ideas that he has about his masculinity. It's about how maybe he was bullied. And he has been the victim of bullying. Oh, but unfortunately, that transitions into him not understanding that he is wildly anti semitic. Oh, well, but the left
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:22:29.000
    | text      = wing is the is the king operating system of really reducing language, communication, family, you name it. And they are really as everybody sees stepping up the bullying, beating up women everywhere, targeting them on purpose. Just saying you don't have free space, you can't go to events, you can't hear somebody speak. I mean, there's just monsters. And we have to call them out on that. And I just remember, always online getting bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:23:02.000
    | text      = bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied, bullied, attack Israel
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:23:05.000
    | text      = and hate Israel, with people then saying I worked for Israel or I was, you know, covering up for Israel. And I realized that was a lot of Arabist Saudi Arabian globalist, but also leftist dialectic, that the whole thing was fake. And that while Hollywood was pushing on Israel first agenda, it was also pushing the whole Islamic agenda.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:23:28.000
    | text      = So I don't under stand.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:23:32.000
    | text      = Let me try and help you parse this
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:23:35.000
    | text      = that was he. So he conflated
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:23:41.000
    | text      = Oh, then call from Nate burrows,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:23:44.000
    | text      = he conflated every possible enemy. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:23:48.000
    | text      = Therapists Yeah, globalists, leftists?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:23:51.000
    | text      = Who, who, who told him he was working for?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:23:56.000
    | text      = Would you like me to explain what he saw? I want to know how that happened. So Alex Jones, is I think we can say he's largely responsible for the interest in conspiracy in the world or not in the world, but at least in America and the people online amongst a certain subset because he's been going for so long. And in such a public way, a lot of people get their introduction to conspiracy through Alex Jones. Okay. And he has done wonders for like creating and building the world of people who distrust the government and think everything is a false flag. Okay. Now, unfortunately, the byproduct of that. It's that whole narrative. It's a whole story that you create something you can no longer control, right? The entire conspiracy world, not all of it, but a lot of it has turned against Alex, because they think he doesn't criticize Israel enough. So a lot of people think that he is a shill for Israel. There's a lot of conspiracy theorists who think it's a conspiracy that he's a conspiracy theorist. Because
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:24:55.000
    | text      = we are down, we're into a mirror dimension now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:24:59.000
    | text      = So He's responding to hear when he's saying he's being bullied. He's not being bullied by globalists, or by Arabist, or anything like that. He's being bullied by people that he's had a hand in creating that have gone too far down the conspiracy aisle
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:25:15.000
    | text      = too far. And they're like, can you go that far? Like Alex Jones?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:25:19.000
    | text      = Yeah, I mean, he's a pussy. You know, he doesn't he doesn't believe he's not real. He's not crazy enough, that sort of thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:25:27.000
    | text      = So that that is getting it. That is such a fascinating like fork in the road if you're an Alex Jones fan, where it's like, okay, either I disagree with Alex Jones, because he's too insane. Or he's not insane enough. Like everybody, every conspiracy theorists has to reach that fork in the road. Yeah, yeah. And choose? Yeah. Like, that's your ultimate like, that's your introduction to manhood right
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:25:53.000
    | text      = there. And I actually think that the road less traveled is the one that sticks with him. Yeah, I think that most people who go that far down the road, get to the fork, and they're like, Well, you know what, this? This weed isn't doing it for me anymore. I gotta switch to Coke, or whatever. They're gonna go for something harder. Yeah. And that harder thing is flipping on what you believed previously that Alex Jones told the truth. It's like, no, he's a liar because he won't call out Israel.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:26:19.000
    | text      = Okay, but how do you how do they want him to call out Israel? I don't know. Do they want him to don't know specific because he because Israel is like, I'm like, they're, they're destroying the two state solution. And they're not creating a democracy. They're basically creating an apartheid situation. So you should call out Israel. Yeah. I get the feeling though. Just instinct. Yeah, that says, they're not on the side of peaceful relations.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:26:46.000
    | text      = They fucking think Mossad did 911. They, the Jews are basically responsible for everything that's ever happened bad. And that's the other thing that we like. The fact that he's complaining about being bullied by these people who think that he doesn't call out Israel is really unfortunate, because everything that he believes in, in terms of the globalist is poorly packaged anti semitism. Yeah, it really all goes back to the fake document the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, right, we really need to do an entire episode on that. Yes, I've just done a ton of research. I have, like in the past, also, but just did a nice refresher course, on exactly how it was a forged document. Right. And it's fucking insane how clear it is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:27:29.000
    | text      = It's he's about to reference the 5g bankers from SEALAB 2021.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:27:33.000
    | text      = Exactly. It's that kind of a thing. Like the idea that there's this tribunal of people who are trying to hurt the world from behind the scenes is all taken directly from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. But because you know, that if you bring that book up and act like it's real, because it has been so fucking discredited, not that that matters. The only thing that people write thinking people will respond to that is, oh, hey, Jews. Okay, let's not listen to you anymore. He hates Jews. Yes, but he's repackaged it in a way that it's acceptable to talk about by calling them globalists, right in the same way that David Icke does it with lizard
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:28:11.000
    | text      = or in the same way that George Soros is a Nazi sympathizer, right, but that's just a straight up lie. That's not even though I mean, so as the Elders of Zion. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's all straight up lie. But he dares
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:28:22.000
    | text      = say that George Soros was a Nazi collaborator, because he has enough thin ice to stand on there that he thinks he's not going to fall through. Okay, if he really was to be like, now I need to tell you about this book that really informs pretty much all of my beliefs about nature's and communism, right, and all this stuff, then he would be he'd be like, in the middle of a lake with no paddle right? No one would get on board with him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:28:47.000
    | text      = And I wouldn't say no Stormfront I would say the the people that think he's anti Israel would definitely be on board with me like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:28:54.000
    | text      = Oh, finally.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:28:55.000
    | text      = So is he anti Israel or pro Israel?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:28:58.000
    | text      = I don't know if I have enough information to say, talk about it a ton. He likes he likes the AIPAC. Right. Yeah. But the most that he generally talks about is to say that he's fair. He doesn't really deal with too much but he always talks smart move on he always talks about how like if Israel does something bad or call him out, the Palestinians do something bad I call him out. But then there's no substance to it. There's Yeah, there isn't actual evidence in my experience, that he does either of those things, of course, but he does call out the Arabist.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:29:29.000
    | text      = What what the Aerobus that's probably isn't that isn't that a? Isn't that a thing in ballet? The Arabist That was a beautiful Arabist she just pulled off right that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:29:40.000
    | text      = I remember back when I was a kid. I used to watch a lot of BT like 106 and Park. Okay, and one of the things I always see is commercials for arabesque movie night. Oh, I always thought that was a really cool word. They're a bad arabesque.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:29:53.000
    | text      = It's a good word. Anyways, try it out
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:29:55.000
    | text      = and we'll get back to this clip. Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:29:59.000
    | text      = And it was all Just a clash of civilizations program. And that, you know, if Israel did anything, it was the worst thing on earth. But then of the Muslim said they want to blow up America and kill everybody a large contingent of them. That's all cute and funny and nice, you know when they don't pass so the women's faces are cut their genitals off by the hundreds of 1000s a year, you know, kill hundreds of 1000s of Christians, oh, they just don't count. But I kind of halfway got bullied in political correctness. That Well, I'm sure the truth in between, you know, Israel does some bad stuff, but the most of this stuff, and I really tried to prove myself one side or the other. It's not what I do with virtue signaling, but it was just always, you know, you get a bunch of emails, it's like, you're gonna expose the Vatican, or I'm going to expose you was one of their agents. And I'm just like, why am I not even Catholic, but I don't want to get in fight with people. And then you know, you work for the Catholics, you were for this or that. When all I wanted to have justice and freedom, and I'm totally open. I mean, now I can talk to pretty much anybody I want to scare and I do talk to you name it. I mean, they wanted to send foreign intelligence agencies, not the Russians here to talk to me and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:31:09.000
    | text      = but he talked to the Russians. Alexander Dugan
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:31:11.000
    | text      = was on his way to the Russian but also I love that, like snap clarification. Yeah. Now the Russian talk to anybody on how the Russians good. I'm not sure if it's in this clip, but he was like, I talked to MI five mi six, like, I'm not sure if those
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:31:27.000
    | text      = were no, I don't think I don't think he mi six is a real thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:31:31.000
    | text      = I think my five is for movie.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:31:32.000
    | text      = I think he started with MI three. He worked his way up to MI six
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:31:37.000
    | text      = was that my six MIB I talked to?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:31:42.000
    | text      = That's where the aliens came from the 12th dimension. Didn't you see that movie? Will Smith was great. So he talks more about it as a Will Smith impression, which is just and then he went and brought an alien and we have
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:31:52.000
    | text      = 7 billion people on the planet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:31:56.000
    | text      = So how, okay, okay. Let's go with Muslims. A large contingent. How many Muslims are are there on this planet? Whole bunch? Billions? Yeah. Okay. How many do you need to have a large contingent of Muslims? Quite a few, you would have to like, statistically speaking, right, we would need what 25%? Would you call a large
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:32:18.000
    | text      = contingent? That's a majority, according to John.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:32:21.000
    | text      = All right, that would be a large contingent. So let's let's relatively speaking, call it a small contingent. But if you have a very small reference, it's a large contingent, fine. Hundreds of 1000s of Christians, though. All right. Yeah. If you're killing hundreds of 1000s of Christians, how long before you're out of Christians? I mean, it seems like you would run out fairly quickly. A lot or at least at least well, there's there's slightly more Christians that are in there are Muslims, which is even more terrifying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:32:55.000
    | text      = Well, not if you're killing off 100,000 A year or whatever. Right? Exactly. Or is it 100,000 ever? The statistics are very murky, and I do not know what he's talking about. You know what I've learned to tune out stuff like, I just, I'm getting this new, just let that shit go. I'm getting this new skill, which I'm not actually happy about. But that is like, whenever he says stuff like that. It's like water rolling off a duck's back. I'm just like, I can't engage
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:33:20.000
    | text      = hundreds of 1000s of Christians means like, 10. Guys, maybe. And I mean, he did say you shouldn't you shouldn't kill people. And you shouldn't. You shouldn't circumcise women. I agree.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:33:33.000
    | text      = Pass it on him. No,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:33:34.000
    | text      = it's a bad idea to dump acid on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:33:35.000
    | text      = women. Yep. We're liberals. And we agree with that. We
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:33:37.000
    | text      = are the one podcast who will take the stance Sure. Real bad to dump acid on women. You hear that world? Yeah, it's time for us to draw a line in the sand. Yeah, but not with acid. You know, what's great
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:33:51.000
    | text      = is like, I think every podcast would agree with that. They just never cover it. They
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:33:55.000
    | text      = just you know it, they just don't have the courage. You
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:33:58.000
    | text      = know why? Because they're not real men. Anyway, this clip isn't done. But he ends up talking about more secret service agencies that he talks to, and then makes a horrible false equivalency about the Holocaust.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:34:10.000
    | text      = Oh, shift around, decided they wanted to try something and I just said, come talk to me. Alright, and most people out there go watch movies about all this stuff. That's not really how most of it works. It is it's just that they've known for a long time we're having a big effect. Now we're in the center of the Zeitgeist. And what I'm getting at is everybody should just be able to talk to everybody it's like that New York Times photographer he doesn't work for them a freelance scared to death when I said, Hey, let me see your portfolio and do some work for us. I can't do that. I'm not getting you know, you get blackballed. Ah, that's not freedom. Only brought it up so I can talk to her about it. She's a human being. So I spend a few minutes trying to reach through to her and show her how that's a cult. That's the same thing. You've had to cry a suicide bombing in Israel. It's like us Zionist scum like like that's the highest thing to say on the internet. Somebody cuz you're a big man, you're a good person, you know, your moral I'm not. And so you just say I'm, you know, a bad person or whatever,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:35:09.000
    | text      = I apologize, I saw that there was gonna be a false equivalence about the Holocaust. I must not have had that in the clip. At some point in the show, he talks about how like the Holocaust was against the Jews, and now it's against the whites. Great. So it's again it goes back to this
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:35:22.000
    | text      = oh, oh, man. If only Yeah, it's if only it says Why, what a wonderful world. You know, you're
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:35:28.000
    | text      = playing into his hands. Because you you're a self hating cook. Wait, man,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:35:34.000
    | text      = who I mean, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:35:36.000
    | text      = You're not wrong. But it's, you know, you you are your definitive evidence that there is a programming that's going on trying to turn white people against themselves. It's called
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:35:46.000
    | text      = history. Yeah. But it's called all of the history. But let's parse
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:35:51.000
    | text      = that down. Yes. When you talk about that. Yeah. It's very complex and abstract, which is why Alex doesn't understand it. You and I are both you and I are both white men. Yes. We didn't. Unfortunately, we didn't do the horrible things from history. Right. But yet when every day we benefit from them. Yes. Yeah. And that is the piece of it that makes talking about white sin, or white injustice in the past things that white people have done. Important. Well, we don't hate each other because you are white and I am white. No, it's not an individual thing. No, it is about a shared history of benefiting from oppression.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:36:34.000
    | text      = When I was in London, I did see the crown jewels. And while I was there talking about the princes bowls, I did oh, they were good. They're good stuff. Little, but the red haired one Yeah. Those little ginger balls. Oh, no, it was it was really fascinating because they did have them in a way that you know, you would go through you couldn't take pictures. There were these weird little things. And I just kept looking at them going like Shouldn't you guys call this the shit you stole? Yeah. Because that's not a that you didn't mind those in Britain.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:37:08.000
    | text      = Let's also just take a step back. All the land. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:37:13.000
    | text      = Fuck the jewels. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:37:15.000
    | text      = Which is my new rap Act.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:37:16.000
    | text      = The jewels? Run the Jewels is gonna be so pissed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:37:19.000
    | text      = They're gonna be killer. Mike
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:37:20.000
    | text      = is performing in my neighborhood
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:37:21.000
    | text      = soon.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:37:22.000
    | text      = They were there yesterday. Shit. I just saw the sign. Or no, it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:37:26.000
    | text      = was the 17th Okay, yeah. Which is the day that this episode. That's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:37:31.000
    | text      = Random jewels fast.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:37:32.000
    | text      = Yeah, I did not go to the concert because I don't like big crowds. Anyway, we
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:37:36.000
    | text      = because you're a beta white male cock.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:37:39.000
    | text      = I apologize that that clip didn't include the thing that I said it did. I will try and track that down as evidence because I don't like saying that. He said things without evidence that proof.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:37:48.000
    | text      = We hold ourselves to a slightly higher standard, but at
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:37:51.000
    | text      = the same time, it's very not unrealistic for you to believe that Alex Jones has ideas about white genocide,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:37:57.000
    | text      = Zionist
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:37:58.000
    | text      = scum. Yeah. Is that he's saying that that's when people call him online because he
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:38:03.000
    | text      = because he works for Israel. Yeah. Okay. All right. What? Okay, okay. All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:38:11.000
    | text      = I don't know exactly what this next clip is. So let's get surprised together.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:38:16.000
    | text      = Coming to you, from the former United States of America, the heart of Texas teach Alex Jones.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:38:23.000
    | text      = I just I just want to play this. I just want it to be this song. Like, if the entire clip was just coming to you from the former United States of America.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:38:35.000
    | text      = The United States. Yeah. That's crazy. That seems like that's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:38:39.000
    | text      = Zion a sculpture.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:38:42.000
    | text      = But then isn't isn't that you're walking on the fighting side of me. Isn't that Merle Haggard? Yeah, he just he talks man he that's his one of his new catchphrases. You know, when you want to go against constitution, now you're on the fighting side of me. Now you're walking on the fight.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:38:57.000
    | text      = But all he says is against the Constitution. Does anybody read that shit?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:39:03.000
    | text      = I believe that everybody should be able to do exactly what they want. But once you disagree with me now you want
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:39:08.000
    | text      = to fight it, but it bums me out on any like, anytime, so So the biggest bummer that I have with our system is that it's a team sport. Yeah, like that. Really bums me out. Because anytime it's like, oh, the Constitution says this. I mean, it says a lot of crazy shit. Sure. It's not it's not a good or bad document. It's fucking weird
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:39:30.000
    | text      = half the times why a lot of amendments have had to be made. Yeah, yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:39:33.000
    | text      = but you can't change it. No, you can't change the fucking concept. God amend ah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:39:39.000
    | text      = anyway, that's irrelevant. Let's get to I still don't know exactly what this clip is. But I did. I did love that bump. Oh,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:39:45.000
    | text      = that did that didn't make it clear for you, Michael. Okay, all right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:39:50.000
    | text      = I do know that we are no longer the United States.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:39:53.000
    | text      = Alright, that's good. A little bit of Merle Haggard therapy here. Let me tell you what's coming up. We got some very important guests coming up and then I'm gonna get into previous on the hook for anti Trump sabotage infowars.com Plus enroll prediction bureau chiefs we form that I'm gonna get office space. I'm about to sign contracts on that. I mean, we're not playing around here that's going on polar bear numbers are still explode most ever recorded just running around everywhere. Media says they're all dead big carbon dioxide.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:40:21.000
    | text      = What is this dismissive bullshit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:40:22.000
    | text      = We've got the big one, Muslim sympathizers, the CIA behind Trump leaks. We're gonna talk about that in a moment with our guests. Talk about John O. Brennan. We're going to get into after our guest leaves this globalist and panic after Trump's amazing, he did two press conferences yesterday, but the big one, it was an hour and 18 minutes long. We're gonna get into that. No, we're not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:40:42.000
    | text      = I don't know why I had that clip in there. He doesn't get any of that stuff. But he does have David Horowitz.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:40:47.000
    | text      = If you're a human being at this point, you are a Muslim sympathizer. Because I don't know if you know this or not. Muslims are also human beings. Yeah, there's a lot of them. Yeah. And there's a lot to sympathize with right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:41:01.000
    | text      = Yeah. There's a lot of really bad stuff being done inwardly outwardly, all of it. There's problems in the community. There's, there's, you know what, I just realized what this next clip is where he talks about the Holocaust. Oh, I apologize that I,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:41:17.000
    | text      = ladies and gentlemen, for the second time, we bring you the Holocaust clip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:41:23.000
    | text      = But before we get to that, within this clip, Alex wants to tell you a little bit about what he was like as a kid. Which I know is something you've
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:41:32.000
    | text      = been fascinated I swear to God, none of this can
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:41:35.000
    | text      = be true. The probably not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:41:38.000
    | text      = It's been said millions of times,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:41:40.000
    | text      = daily, no doubt. And now we got
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:41:43.000
    | text      = a hard no history are doomed to repeat it. So I didn't know that when I got a taste a hankering for history books when I was about six years old. And I read now 200 300 On World War Two alone, when he was 6000s of books, 1000s that I was like doing university level studies at the time I was 14. Not bragging about it? Yes, you are. It's just that now I have this big store of knowledge. Reading scholar level, you know, 800 page books,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:42:23.000
    | text      = fuck you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:42:28.000
    | text      = That got into my new show that you know, even academics were just acting like they were reading. Wow. And that's why now. I understand the roots of the different control systems when I see them. And I know what's being built. I say what's being built before they even come out later and admit they're building.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:42:47.000
    | text      = So he didn't read 1000s of scholarly books, and he was six. But I think that there's an interesting thing that we can we can, you know, you can use exegesis. And you can take his words and see what's actually being said there. It's possible that he started to understand history when he was six to eight to 10 years old.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:43:08.000
    | text      = You're giving him a lot of credit. Well, no,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:43:11.000
    | text      = I'm saying he had a six year old understanding of history.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:43:16.000
    | text      = Okay, all right. Now I'm back on board. Now I'm back on board. That's what I'm saying. Now we're back into it. It's possible are fighting on the same team. We're not We're not
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:43:24.000
    | text      = on the fighting side. Nope. So he had this understanding of a youth of a baby that was able to read I suppose. And he reads these books and doesn't understand what he's reading, but comes up with a fantasy narrative that a child might okay. And because he's so stubborn, and I don't know had a paranoid weirdo dad. Okay, it never got corrected.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:43:49.000
    | text      = You are you are creating a general general unified world theory of Alex Jones, right? No, I mean, that's you're figuring it all out. You are fucking full on Zodiac Killer during this right now. I don't know what I have to do are trying so hard to get into his headspace and work backwards. It's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:44:09.000
    | text      = the only way for this not to first of all be horrifying. And not be boring. Right? So I think that's just
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:44:16.000
    | text      = he just fabricated that whole cloth. He has not read he did not read also also the the fucking balls on him to say that academics. The academics don't even understand this and all he did is rammed 500 Fucking headlines,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:44:35.000
    | text      = the books that they pretend to read he read write with cinza read
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:44:39.000
    | text      = he read when he's having just, you know, like university level conversations on this, but what other people wouldn't
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:44:45.000
    | text      = when I was 10 I read the bible cover to cover. And since then, I've read other you know, the Bible. I've even read like two books, but I have. I recognize that when I was 10 and I read the Bible, I didn't really We understand it in a way that I did when I was taking biblical classes in college. Right? When I was an older person, I had a more robust worldview, I was able to read more into abstract language, I was more able to understand metaphor, or understanding of context and things like that. Yeah. No matter who you are, if you're six, you're not like, what is that? Even? Second grade?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:45:24.000
    | text      = First grade, first grade? Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:45:27.000
    | text      = you're not reading scholarly books? Well, in second grade, you might hold them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:45:32.000
    | text      = Do you know what I'm reading? Do you know what I was reading? Hop on top? No. Redwall. Great. There were mice. They fought wars is good shit. Yeah. You and Mozart for warrior Martin the warrior? Great. Yeah. Did good stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:45:45.000
    | text      = I would also bet everything I own. Yes. Which isn't much. I have that exercise bike over there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:45:52.000
    | text      = We have very little at stake in this little bit of Boone's Farm. Not anymore.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:45:58.000
    | text      = I would bet anything that you have read more books than Alex Jones,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:46:03.000
    | text      = I would bet anything that I've read more books than Alex Jones has in the past week in his entire life, probably that is he 1000s of books. Yeah, 1000s of books. By the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:46:14.000
    | text      = way, I do like the idea that you start to take his words and his own sort of telling of his own history and you start to get a better picture of exactly why he is the kind of wrong that he is. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:46:25.000
    | text      = I it's one of those things where you can learn a lot more about the Grecian people, oftentimes by the myths, as opposed to the written histories,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:46:39.000
    | text      = what what the what civilization or culture holds dear speaks volumes about Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:46:43.000
    | text      = exactly. Like I tell ya, you know, you get Okay, there were these Peloponnesian Wars, right. Yeah. But then you look at it within the context of their gods and all of that stuff. And you start to see the motivations behind why they would believe what they are are doing is correct. Why they believe it's right. Yeah, that whole that whole concept. So him mythologizing his own youth as being a preternaturally gifted six year old and much
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:47:12.000
    | text      = like Trump can remember phone number exactly was a kid
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:47:16.000
    | text      = at genius at six, policy walk. Six,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:47:20.000
    | text      = absolutely read white papers,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:47:22.000
    | text      = white papers, it was they were putting it out there. But I want to be clear
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:47:25.000
    | text      = when I say these things, and I try and create this picture of him. I'm not doing it to get like to justify him. No, I'm not saying that. Like, oh, now we should feel bad for him. I'm saying it's interesting and important to look at why a propagandist behaves the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:47:41.000
    | text      = way you're like, You're like an anthropologist. So like, we're studying. We're Egyptologists. Right now. We're like, why are the pharaohs so fucking weird? Well, here's the thing. Don't get buried with your cat cats aren't doing that shit. What's going on here?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:47:56.000
    | text      = Don't talk shit on. What's what I'm doing here? What I'm doing here, is I'm gearing up. What are you for when the collapse happens? There's a terrible civil war. On the other end of it, we try and figure out what happened.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:48:13.000
    | text      = So we're given like three or four weeks until this, I will be
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:48:17.000
    | text      = on future MSNBC as a Alex Jones specialist. I will be. I just tried to become an Alex Jones expert witness.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:48:31.000
    | text      = Yeah, you you would be the first witness I would call in the trial of Alex Jones. In his Nuremberg trial, you're definitely on the on the list. Speaking
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:48:39.000
    | text      = of Nuremberg trials, we're about to get to that part about the holiday. That's right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:48:43.000
    | text      = And I'm not bragging, it's just that those that don't know history are doomed to repeat it. I only wish that I had time. It's been years since I read a history book. I know it's been years since I read a science fiction book, which is just the dreams of humans. I haven't sat down and read magazines about entertainers, or watch the football game and it's because I have to constantly watch what the enemy is doing
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:49:08.000
    | text      = is to constantly watch what the enemy is doing, but also conflate each other. But he has no time. But in recent episodes, he's talked very vividly and at length about how football is just a reiteration of war. No, I know to SAP men's testosterone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:49:27.000
    | text      = I know I know that. I know that his he watches a lot of football. Probably. He totally
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:49:32.000
    | text      = watches a lot of how many livestream the Superbowl. How else does he
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:49:37.000
    | text      = Yeah, he watches football he's he's from fucking Texas. All the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:49:42.000
    | text      = claimed he was gonna boycott the Super Bowl and then live streamed it. Yeah. On the his Sunday show. Excellent. Well, he talks shit about George HW Bush for throwing a coin poorly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:49:52.000
    | text      = I'm all for that fine. I'm in anyway,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:49:54.000
    | text      = I'm on board and it looks
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:49:55.000
    | text      = the least. That's the least negative thing Alex Jones has ever done.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:49:59.000
    | text      = I don't was great. There's so many interesting things I want to tell you about so many fun things, but I just can't do it because we have to protect all those good things by exposing these people. We're not a negative broadcast, we're a winning positive broadcast now. But we have to admit how bad the globalist are never gonna save the civilization, the society. Okay. I mean, take the culture and the left of Israel hating Israel does bad things. Israel has corruption. Its people just like us. Yeah. But the religion of saying one group of people is fundamentally evil Jews is now on to white people are fundamentally evil. Well, I thought the Nazis were saying people that weren't Aryan or Nordic, or Germanic, everybody was evil, it's just more tribal as crap. Then they sell the idea that tribalism has only been done by Europeans, which is just utterly ridiculous.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:50:53.000
    | text      = How can he be so right and wrong? As hard as you can be? Right there? Yeah. How can you be that one? That perfectly correct?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:51:03.000
    | text      = Well, we'll break it down what you mean?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:51:06.000
    | text      = Absolutely correct. tribalism, one one, religion is bad. All of this stuff, all of it. He's correct. Except, except he hates Muslims.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:51:17.000
    | text      = Yeah. And he has this narrative that the culture is saying that all white people are inherently evil, and no one is saying
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:51:25.000
    | text      = no one is saying that no one is just too many of us. But it's also I mean, somebody shouldn't be saying it. But there's too many of us to say to our face, but like we've talked about many times we are Has anybody ever considered that? Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:51:36.000
    | text      = the 5% nation, they believe that white people were created by an evil scientist named Yaqoob. Oh, no lab.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:51:43.000
    | text      = At this point. That's as reasonable as everybody voting Trump for president. All of all of it is reasonable, but like it, I think, is discounted in my world right now.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:51:52.000
    | text      = The the the idea to that, like everyone thinks that white people are inherently evil is his inability to understand what these conversations about privilege actually mean. Right? He has no grasp on it. He takes it so personally, that it's like, I didn't enslave anybody. He didn't. He talked about how his family fought on the side of the south during the Civil War.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:52:13.000
    | text      = Well, I mean, but yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:52:17.000
    | text      = I don't who wouldn't? I don't think that makes him inherently bad because of that either. But like, his inability to understand and his incessant need to take that shit personally, makes him think that everybody is saying that white people are inherently evil, and therefore, are the victims of an impending genocide that's being made right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:52:38.000
    | text      = It is. It is so hard. It is so hard to listen to any of this in the context of them spending so much time saying that everybody else is playing the victim. Yeah. While while in the same sentence, he says a white genocide is coming because everybody hates white people. Yep. And I hate how Muslims play the victim. Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:53:00.000
    | text      = How How is Black Lives Matter or cop killer? Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:53:03.000
    | text      = How do I like that's the how do we how do we fight against that? How, what, what rhetorical trick is there available there is to fight against somebody who just denies reality that hard,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:53:16.000
    | text      = there's none. No possible, right? All we can do is kind of try and laugh. But you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:53:21.000
    | text      = know what we have to do commit white genocide occupied.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:53:28.000
    | text      = So in order for him to not deal with the press conference, yes. Which he has been doing so well. He actually ends up talking about another press conference, that Trump also did that day. Excellent.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:53:42.000
    | text      = I want to get to a bunch of clips. Trump is at the Boeing factory right now if I put this up on screen, I bet against me a little bit the next hour. He's talking about the economy and building things and getting going to move his jobs back from China. It's happening he looks so presidential there. I think I've ever seen one more presidential. I mean, he just gets he's just a stepping into it. That's not a spiritual evolution. This is a big deal. She this country was taken to the very edge of death and demoralisation. A lot of people are dead before they're physically dead. They just shuffled around, programmed, unhappy not having any vision, or having any connection to the spiritual universe. And that is now coming back into the world self respect. Belief. He's there promoting America saying Boeing you come back here. So their stock will go up. instead of it going down when they were gonna move to China doesn't against China, but it's time for America to have something in China. When you do better trade deals. When you actually decide to pay your people something instead of being greedy. Then you'll build a civilization they'll actually by our products and then we can go to the stars together, but we're not going to be run over by a bunch of Zuckerberg Schmidt's in an alliance with China and some pipe dream. Why? That whole system's getting rolled up right now? We're teaching you how the of Cali cabbage.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:55:22.000
    | text      = I want to listen to that clip 30 more times in a row. It's what is he fucking saying?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:55:26.000
    | text      = pauses are so long does he think
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:55:29.000
    | text      = just wait, but okay. Does he think China isn't buying our stuff? What is the what is not being? How does does China not have a syllabus? Civilization right now? No. Do they not have one?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:55:43.000
    | text      = No, they certainly haven't for 1000s of years. Are they doing all right seem to feel like they're doing all right. Maybe not the common man on the streets? Maybe not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:55:52.000
    | text      = But compared to what they were 30 years ago. I mean, they're doing amazing. Sure. Yeah. I mean, there's been a new industrial like, it's not good. It's not but it's a lot like progress. It's a lot like when America and Britain got hit with the Industrial Revolution. Like yeah, a lot of lives improve. But also there were fucking child workers in a goddamn factory.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:56:11.000
    | text      = That's growing pain. Yeah. Well, I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:56:13.000
    | text      = mean, that's not great. But, but also that sitcom was terrible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:56:18.000
    | text      = Agreed. But also I love the line. Nothing against China. talk shit on China. But also I don't fucking know what that's how the cow ate the cabbage. I don't I've never heard that term.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:56:30.000
    | text      = No, didn't. Haven't you heard? That's how the calorie the cabbage. Well, do you know it? Okay, so you've got a cow. All right. And he's gonna go to cabbage field. And you're like, how was he gonna do it? He just fucking knocks down China and moves Boeing's jobs back to America. And that's how the Cali the cabbage.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:56:52.000
    | text      = Also, I read a nice report the other day about how it's it's really absurd to imagine
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:56:59.000
    | text      = absurd doesn't even have meaning anymore. All life is absurd. Now,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:57:04.000
    | text      = it's absurd to think that all of the parts of a plane will be built in the same place. How it works is there's different component parts, right made in factories all over the place. And it makes sense. And a lot of the parts actually are made already in America. Yeah. So it's like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:57:18.000
    | text      = well, there's a lot of stuff that it's hard to transport. And if you need certain resources, it's good idea to be close to those resources that cuts down on your logistics costs. Yeah, it's all good idea.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:57:28.000
    | text      = And let's not fucking split hairs. The idea of factory jobs saving us is gone, it's gone. So it's over. It's insane. To not recognize how automation is absolutely going to take all the jobs way before globalization. But
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:57:42.000
    | text      = you know, I was actually reading a really, really good and cogent thought about how this campaign, both candidates were harkening back to this vision of America from the 1950s folksy Yeah, like they're the parties. You know, my my grandfather was a small business owner and you're like, so that doesn't affect it. So yeah, like, that's not a story that resonates like our generation is fucked. And we're watching climate change happen to us. It's 65 degrees in fucking February in Chicago sinkholes
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:58:24.000
    | text      = are opening in LA where Yeah, fire.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:58:27.000
    | text      = There are three fucking floods coming where it and and climate change isn't supposed to happen real bad until five years from now. Like, why didn't any Why isn't anybody going full force like, okay, Trump is a fucking monster. But tomorrow, if he comes out and says we're going to be the most radical country on fighting climate change as we possibly can, he's going to be better for us than any other.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:58:52.000
    | text      = But he couldn't do that, because so much of that would involve regulation.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 01:58:55.000
    | text      = Oh, of course. And he wouldn't be this. Yeah, let's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 01:58:59.000
    | text      = get to this next clip. And I'm going to make a hard request. Let's just listen to this all the way through. Because it also gives us some weird insight into Alex's past. And a belief he begins by talking about communism. But what he ends up talking about is one of those horrible examples of toxic masculinity. And I really think the story is super fucked up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 01:59:23.000
    | text      = The globalist want to control revolution to the universities, they own and control the big corporate donors and the corporate grants. And they want all human rebellion to be socialist or communist. So that you build a centralized system they control and you get demoralized and you're so dumbed down. You'll even know that communism is designed to centralize power and doesn't work except for the elites. You're being given a worthless college degree pay for so we would have you show psychologically wrecked. When you figure it out. you'd ever figure it out. And you're just a better screwed up, loser. They don't ever want you to win and learn competency I don't want to get the stories about my childhood and things but the things that were horrible at the time, and that were just absolutely really scary. was kind of the end of America a lot of people go see movies with like gangs and people meet in a parking lot with chains and knives and people get killed. And he's like, Oh, that's just in movies. No, that's what America if you're really a young person used to be like, and it was like you were men that people said you know, come meet all three of us after school and this in the woods. Oh, by the railroad track you went there because you were a man I mean, I would go meet people knowing there'd be multiple people there they were all intended to hurt me and I would still go even though suddenly got my leg broken. Concussions hospital you name it. I still win. Why? Where is that today? That's a fighting spirit. And didn't mean I want every time either of the time I got a little bigger. I'll pretty much switch to get flipped. And then people got hurt really bad every time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:01:04.000
    | text      = I just want to butt in there because you yelling over. He was saying I got a you know, then the switch got flipped?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:01:11.000
    | text      = Yeah. And then I became a rip Fuck yeah, he
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:01:14.000
    | text      = made he made a gesture and I'm not entirely sure that this is what he meant. When he said the switch got flipped. He made a gesture that looked like he was talking about a switchblade knife. Ah would imply
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:01:29.000
    | text      = stabbed a motherfucker. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:01:32.000
    | text      = Then he does say like switch got flipped and then people got hurt real bad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:01:36.000
    | text      = Why? What what? Why would you? This is such a like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:01:40.000
    | text      = it's it's masculinity. Yeah, yeah, it's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:01:43.000
    | text      = not done. No. And then Oh, yeah. Oh, God, fuck you. Not you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:01:48.000
    | text      = Sometimes you run to other men that could flip that switch. And then then learn how to flip that switch. And that's what the global feed understand. You don't even have that switch. Or you wouldn't want to go where you're trying to take us because you haven't been there as adults. You didn't go through rites of passage. You're still trying to be men. Zuckerberg, you could be a man and help humanity and not be part of this control freak call Ciocca Schmidt, and all of you but you just come from trash. And so I guess trash begets trash.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:02:17.000
    | text      = So there's a there's a where where were we? There's a whole there's a whole lot there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:02:21.000
    | text      = That is such a fucking insane. Have you ever read futuristic violence in fancy suits? No, I would recommend reading it. It's by it's by David Wong. Okay. It's like this. It's this near future science fiction kind of thing. And it is. Basically, like, Reddit culture GamerGate culture, 4chan, like Gone Wild in that there's this one dude who is just basically what we're dealing with now. Well, yeah, he's called Moloch. So Milo Yeah, exactly. And his whole thing is like we're reclaiming testosterone. Exactly. It's it's right on with what he's saying. It's freakish
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:03:09.000
    | text      = this idea of terrifying this idea of like fantasizing about a past where men would go beat each other up in the woods and stuff is so fucking gross. It's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:03:19.000
    | text      = it's a bad idea. Yeah, plan ahead. Whenever I don't don't fight when
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:03:26.000
    | text      = I got bullied a lot in school because I have a cross I and I was a nerd. And I was chubby as a kid, right? And a lot of people took me as a good target and maybe I was Yeah, and there was a lot of like, get a kick your ass after school and I just laugh Yeah, like come meet us over here. Like no, I will not no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:03:45.000
    | text      = Hurt me. I would I go there. That's a bad idea on my part. Yeah. And I never felt
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:03:50.000
    | text      = like I wasn't being a manly No, because I didn't go
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:03:53.000
    | text      = that's called not being a fucking idiot. Yeah, and then, but whenever I grew up, I never lost a fight. I turned. globalists wish they could turn that stretch. I've met man who can turn that switch and I taught him not to turn that switch but global as fuck you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:04:08.000
    | text      = can turn that switch John Rapoport. He takes those fake teeth out and it's game on. Like I it's I don't understand this fetishize Asian of. Yeah, I don't understand what it is where just, you know, masculinity is all I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:04:27.000
    | text      = don't want to I don't want to live in that world. That's bad. It's a bad world.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:04:32.000
    | text      = I also don't want to necessarily live in Alex Jones, his fake fantasy world that he thinks is being created by the globalists where men and women don't exist, or anything like that,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:04:43.000
    | text      = like, but like, the idea
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:04:46.000
    | text      = of trans identity and gender fluidity and those sorts of things don't at all threaten masculinity or femininity? No, they don't at all. If anything, they gain gains from everything gay means Yeah. By by accepting a broader spectrum of reality. Yeah. And so
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:05:07.000
    | text      = you, you learn, you learn you learn more about people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:05:11.000
    | text      = And what it comes down to is this. I mean, we've hit on it a couple times already this episode, it's that I don't understand privilege. I don't understand what these marginalized groups are actually saying. I take it personally, and I get mad about it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:05:27.000
    | text      = And frankly, you don't understand the lessons to be learned from Westside story. Which is that you don't go dance fight. You love each other. He
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:05:36.000
    | text      = learned one lesson and that is that he likes to be in America.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:05:39.000
    | text      = He's He's, he's referencing the Warriors the whole time, right? Yeah, absolutely. Come out to Alex Jones.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:05:48.000
    | text      = Do you remember that part in the Warriors where they choice to rape a police?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:05:52.000
    | text      = I am waiting for that to be something Alex Jones says, in the middle of a broadcast has been like, Hey, you guys remember that part in the Warriors
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:06:01.000
    | text      = warriors. It's actually literally about the transcripts that came out from the CFR
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:06:06.000
    | text      = because I don't want you to hear about the Warriors.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:06:08.000
    | text      = There's a part in the warrior programming where they're going to rape a female police officer on a park bench like you do and one of them doesn't want to and he asks What have you gone fag?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:06:19.000
    | text      = Holy shit. This was okay. That was fine. That was a world we lived in. That was fine. I think the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:06:27.000
    | text      = broad strokes of the Warriors is a really interesting story that's being told. But that stuff is in that movie. It's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:06:34.000
    | text      = like, oh, you can't you can't go back and watch so many movies without being like, holy shit. Well,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:06:40.000
    | text      = yeah, the the like really clunky understanding of of people in the 70s I mean, you
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:06:45.000
    | text      = can't even go back and watch an Eddie Murphy special without being like, Oh, no. Oh, no. You know how to dress man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:06:55.000
    | text      = So this next clip, we only have a couple left. This next clip is called I don't remember what it is, but I know that it's him saying something really sincere and serious and then pivoting hard into an ad. Always fucking
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:07:08.000
    | text      = best. How do you how do you pivot from fucking white genocide is happening to a you know my my dad makes this toothpaste it's called super blue. Do not understand that the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:07:21.000
    | text      = globalists and the icons want to kill you all right, we got weird pills. Yeah, it's fun transit. George
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:07:29.000
    | text      = Soros is a monster and unless you eat ground up bones, you will never be able to fight against him. I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:07:36.000
    | text      = think this might be a caveman. Oh, fuck, yes. But also it is that you can see the transition from like, demagogue Alex into salesman, Alex, I always fucking love that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:07:47.000
    | text      = These people are garbage. And it's time to call them out for who they are and stop being afraid of. Yeah, and I'm calling all of them out. And so is Trump.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:07:55.000
    | text      = Gonna see you. I knew
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:07:57.000
    | text      = if they fight us, we win. If they kill us, we win. If we defeat them, we win. We win. We win, we win. Trigger yourself out of winning. That's what he meant. He's supposed to do not be a bunch of losers. We've gotten to the point where anything's possible now. Anything we get past these people, we're gonna look into the future and they're gonna look back and just say, unbelievable.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:08:18.000
    | text      = Also like to, I'd like to just take a second to be like, everything is possible. Something different.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:08:25.000
    | text      = Yeah. Also, I like the idea of like, you're gonna get so tired of winning, but also winning includes you getting murdered sometimes. So yeah, you will totally get tired of winning. It's a real bummer half the time you can you might even think you're losing if you're the one getting murdered, but you're not you're Wow, winning. It'll feel like lose. It'll feel a lot like getting murdered. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:08:47.000
    | text      = this is gonna be the big game time. This is going to be celebrated. This is going to be studied. There's gonna be statues, that can be spaceships named after what's happening, there's gonna be colonies for the it's gonna be unbelievable. If we learn to celebrate our humanity and God and learn to celebrate the rites of passage and who we are I gotta get to the clips just briefly. We've come out with I mean, we always set out to have the very best products. And I just said, Look, everybody, you know, everybody talks about how bone broth is so good chicken bones, be bugs, you name it, you know, boiling and all that being sick or being healthy or for NFL people or weightlifters or everything else. And we're just super nutrients and feeling good. I want to go out research the very best stuff out there and come out with our own and we've done it to caveman tree paleo formula Infowars live.com. And your purchase helps fund the operation, cartilage, bone broth, Paleo ingredients, the next generation advanced paleo nutrition and it's the bones that actually have with the marrow and all the rest of it the real sustenance and that's what this has got and a lot more it's also a Chaga mushroom, alfalfa or powder. Bee Pollen tumeric root is key and so many other ingredients. Chicken broth powder protein everybody knows like chicken noodle soup that's just a tiny bit of the essence of the chicken bones. It's not if there's not chicken bones folks in your chicken noodle soup you're cooking you're not getting what grandma knew you needed when you were sick. This is like literally hundreds of times that you'd get in our original chicken noodle soup each serving. I mean, this is like the concentrate of the chicken is the cleanest bone marrow and he's this is his new what
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:10:27.000
    | text      = is fucking happened?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:10:29.000
    | text      = This is his new product. He sounds so bored by it already.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:10:32.000
    | text      = It is well okay, and we're not all right. We are more. This is endlessly fascinating and more fascinating than he is a number of ingredients. They have jammed into a pill shock. Jack Gillis, how could you even fit that many ingredients? Also, okay,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:10:49.000
    | text      = bone, okay, cartilage.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:10:53.000
    | text      = How long? How long before there's a Vox essay where it's just basically Charlton Heston going caveman is made of people Oh, You maniacs? I don't know. I hate man. It's totally made up people isn't it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:11:12.000
    | text      = It's made of bones.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:11:13.000
    | text      = It's made of human bones chicken
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:11:15.000
    | text      = bones that the cleanest bone
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:11:17.000
    | text      = what what is that? Even fucking meat? I don't know. Any of what he just said me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:11:22.000
    | text      = I don't know what he doesn't know either.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:11:23.000
    | text      = What does that mean? Is there a chicken bones?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:11:28.000
    | text      = Clean bones are the cleanest bones clean his bones?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:11:31.000
    | text      = They're the cleanest bone cleanest? I don't know what that means. No. Is that a benefit? I don't know. If so are our I don't know why you're asking me. Why do we eat dirty bones are dirty bones bad for me to what? Our dirty bones bad for me too. But I don't need bones to clean any bones. Who is just eating dirty bones. And your grandma knew that chicken broth was important. So we're gonna put 100 times. You know, you know how when you were like, Man, my grandma wants me to eat this apple. So instead, I'm gonna eat 100 apples.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:12:07.000
    | text      = Yeah, it's the same thing with like, supplements having like, 5,000% of your daily intake of vitamin C. Yeah, that's bullshit. Because your body can't even absorb that much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:12:16.000
    | text      = Yeah, why would you even want 5000 There's a reason 100% exists as a number. Listen. Why would a 5000 is scary. You
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:12:25.000
    | text      = sound stupid right now. You're
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:12:29.000
    | text      = not gonna lie. Do you know why I agree.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:12:31.000
    | text      = Nonetheless, taken enough bones. So 100 times what we're taking in now. Just enough.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:12:38.000
    | text      = See a seat for somebody who, who raved so often about cannibals? It sure seems like he's leaning towards becoming a cancer. So
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:12:46.000
    | text      = implying that it's human bone.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:12:48.000
    | text      = It's human bone. That's what it is. Don't lie. Yeah. Let's all let's all just quietly sit
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:12:54.000
    | text      = and agree. Oh, man. It's made of people. It's so insane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:12:58.000
    | text      = Why else would he be called caveman? It's a holiday break into museums. They crush up. Lucy? Yeah, they fucking get this shit. done the pillow down. Put him in a pill. Yep. Yep. It's like what's great is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:13:14.000
    | text      = like, we will have spaceships and colonies named after us. Yeah, I'm gonna get to the clips. But also, I got Bone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:13:24.000
    | text      = Bone pills. What are we going to name one of these colonies? We're going to name them colonies of bone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:13:29.000
    | text      = Name, this colony Super Male Vitality.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:13:33.000
    | text      = How do you think we're gonna make multiple light year trees trips, bone pills, bone pills, Ban pills. Maybe if you run out of bone pills. You also have a formula to make more bone pills.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:13:47.000
    | text      = I have a leg. I don't know if it's a formula.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:13:51.000
    | text      = This is we're now we're now in Endo. What's Snowpiercer we're in Snowpiercer world. Hey,
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:13:57.000
    | text      = everybody. If you run out of bone pills, I would like to recommend that you get on auto ship. Just get things set up directly. But if we run out, you always have a femur. Go ahead. Take out that femur, grind it up real good. Just given a good old grind. Infowars store.com sells a mortar and pestle. Launch up that bone that first
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:14:21.000
    | text      = colony. We're gonna name it femur. We're gonna name it. No,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:14:25.000
    | text      = we're not too close to FEMA, and we know that they're making slave camps. We're gonna go with I can't think of another bone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:14:32.000
    | text      = Do you know Do you know what the Muna Jupiter's called now, tibia, tibia. Oh, yeah, Saturn, the rings. fibia rings. That's what they're called. tarsal metatarsal. Doesn't even matter. grind them up. grind them up, fucking shove them in your face, but do not
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:14:49.000
    | text      = eat the coccyx. That's what the liberal
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:14:53.000
    | text      = no real man would eat a coccyx. All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:14:57.000
    | text      = So here we go. We got our last clip here. This one is finally like two and a half hours into the show. Right? He's had an interview with David Horowitz that was meandering and pointless, right. He later ends up doing an interview.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:15:11.000
    | text      = Has anybody made the joke? Maybe it's David Horowitz I'm sure someone has I don't think anybody has I think I'm at the original thing. I'm the voice of my generation, much like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:15:21.000
    | text      = our White House home improvement. No one's steal that. Steal that joke. So
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:15:27.000
    | text      = this no, you can definitely have that like
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:15:29.000
    | text      = this is when he finally gets around to the press conference. And so I've actually just isolated this clip. It's a little bit longer but we can interrupt at any point. This is is entire coverage of the hour and 10 minute or whatever press conference where he again, asked to black politics. Reporter If she knew the COC
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:15:50.000
    | text      = the black black caucus personally he multiple
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:15:53.000
    | text      = reporters to shut up yep, he lied repeatedly one of them we played earlier about Hillary selling uranium to the Russians.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:16:02.000
    | text      = He explained how nuclear weapons work he to an entire people that did not need that information. We already know it if you mad he was a combative prick and sounded like an asshole. He sounded like a petulant eight year old and now none of that
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:16:17.000
    | text      = is in this analysis could not imagine all of that stuff that is way more important is not in that analysis.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:16:24.000
    | text      = Let's What do we got?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:16:25.000
    | text      = Let's enjoy fucking Alex Jones The truth teller. Hovering big.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:16:30.000
    | text      = All right. All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:16:32.000
    | text      = All right. Let's go and get to some of the Trump press conference here. Let's go with I inherited a mess Trump holds press conference blast media dishonesty. He is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:16:42.000
    | text      = reading a Infowars headline exact I don't even need you to tell me that. I can hear the Infowars headline in his fucking voice and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:16:53.000
    | text      = I hope all of you out there are starting to get trained to decipher these things yourself.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:16:57.000
    | text      = And if you're not bone pills, that's the way you do it. We've been eatin bone pills here for a long while acknowledged by at knowledge underscore fight. Tell us which bones you want and pill for him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:17:10.000
    | text      = Twitter's DMS are open slide on him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:17:17.000
    | text      = What do you what we inherited was a massacre of our economy. And global is just selling off every facet our roads, our streams, our rivers, our minds the last lead smelting plants shutting down three years ago, shutting down the farms, you were preparing for total control, selling the jobs boosting the power prices make you pay more for a 200 square foot apartment than 1000 foot laughing at you making it trendy just as they live in like, you know, 50,000 square foot homes. Just just total criminal activity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:17:44.000
    | text      = I agree with like 40% of the things that he listed there like what I mean, like support them or no no they have sold off. Like he didn't it wasn't a massive massacre of our economy as we all saw from the jobs and stock market. Sure. Sure. Sure all this stuff steadily growing. But ya know, they've sold off like I just just Chicago's parking. They sold all that off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:18:12.000
    | text      = They just sold it and our airports. Yeah, they sold the privatized all that yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:18:15.000
    | text      = you should not do that. No, that's bad. And you know, what if the globalists are doing that, I will say right now, I am against the globalist you're against this group that doesn't exist. I am against an imaginary group that does exactly what the Chicago Mayor is doing right now and what Trump is going to do so trying so hard to do to do that to our national park, that's what he wants to get rid of. Yeah, he is against natural beauty. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:18:42.000
    | text      = Well, it makes sense. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:18:45.000
    | text      = That's a good point. He only likes Ivanka as beauty. You know, same all
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:18:50.000
    | text      = discredited Brian Williams trying to discredit media. So I've got a bunch of breaking news on infowars.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:18:56.000
    | text      = I also want to say I think you'll agree with me here fuck Brian Williams like Brian Williams. None of us give a shit about
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:19:00.000
    | text      = somebody tried to insist to me that he was a journalist and I want to punch him in the face. Oh, like he's a smiling face on TV.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:19:07.000
    | text      = Good on him. But he was good at some comedy stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:19:09.000
    | text      = Yeah, he does. He's great on 30 Rock.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:19:11.000
    | text      = He does like a Leslie Nielsen thing where it's like he's playing really straight. Yeah, it's hilarious. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:19:16.000
    | text      = he's great on 30 rock. Yeah, it
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:19:18.000
    | text      = was good at telling the news for a bit but it also turns out he's a fucking liar. Who would again who cares? Yeah, I hope who cares his idea that like oh, I'm gonna take a shot at Brian Williams and that proves that you guys are dumb that you know your
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:19:31.000
    | text      = your pretender if you're on Brian Williams side. A you're probably wrong. Yeah, but also just because Brian Williams or at the very least, who cares
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:19:39.000
    | text      = right but Brian Williams saying that Trump is an asshole or whatever, that doesn't have any bearing on what I believe. No, I don't care if he happens to agree with me. Whatever.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:19:48.000
    | text      = If David it tells me that Trump is garbage. I'm like, good on you day from it. I don't care. I need Zero reinforcement from you, Dave. MIT.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:20:02.000
    | text      = If you get into an argument with somebody, you're not going to be like, well listen, my very reputable source Dave in it. Trump is an asshole.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:20:10.000
    | text      = And then he's like, Well, did you know that Dave never even worked in it? And you're like, what? I guess Trump is great now. That is not how that works.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:20:19.000
    | text      = Like a right wing show. All of a sudden to defend their point is attacking David.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:20:27.000
    | text      = Who cares? Look, I do fuck David it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:20:33.000
    | text      = Like the idea is comical? Because it does. Oh,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:20:36.000
    | text      = yeah. It's so bad. It's so much not again. It would be so fucking funny if it weren't the reality destroying us from the inside? Absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:20:45.000
    | text      = Absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:20:46.000
    | text      = There's a big one Muslim sympathizers of CIA behind Trump leaks I know we already know that but he's got the documents and the actual files
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:20:53.000
    | text      = he doesn't he's talking about John Brennan, who he believes is a hobbyist just because he has Islamic sympathies and may or may not have converted to Islam.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:21:02.000
    | text      = He did who gives a shit again that nonsense and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:21:06.000
    | text      = no reputable source I can find at all has any indication that he yeah any kind of rant let
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:21:14.000
    | text      = me ask you a question. Did you read Infowars
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:21:18.000
    | text      = this yet? I'll tell you what they think. I think he'll tell us what they think we fucking already know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:21:26.000
    | text      = This is a big deal. I want to get corsi on Sunday. I mean, come on guys, to the crib. I'm gonna stop there. I apologize. Let's go to go to the president don't use that it's President Trump could never happen would never happen. And now you say all over the news, you're just gonna kill him. And I have a little wimpy CIA guys going on. He's a domestic enemy and needs to be dealt
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:21:48.000
    | text      = man needs to prevail against Male Vitality again, that's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:21:51.000
    | text      = about Evan McMullen. And the other stuff is not really about anything. It's not all over the news. Let's kill Trump. It's not it's 100% not it's it's really not it because if it was, people would be getting fucking arrested. Yeah, you can't say kill the president not
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:22:08.000
    | text      = not and, and Trump would love nothing more than for people to advocate his death. Well, you don't have an excuse to go crazy town on journalists. Well,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:22:20.000
    | text      = on a on a very much smaller level. You saw that Trump associated political action committee was making robo calls. Yeah, people trying to get Trump impeached. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:22:30.000
    | text      = yeah. Which is exactly what someone crazy would do. Yeah. It's a false flag it is it's a literal false flag Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:22:38.000
    | text      = He's people are people who supported him. I don't know if he was necessarily involved in that. But people who are on his side were pretending to be against him to anger the people who were on his side yeah. Fucking insanity
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:22:53.000
    | text      = it's It's insanity like a It's fucking crazy
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:23:00.000
    | text      = it's about the cow wait the cab
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:23:05.000
    | text      = you think cuz you went on CNN and because big corporate guys you're patted on the head and you're in a group you guys don't feel powerful and we're going to have a civil war and start arresting our enemies can year year. That's when we're going to you you think you're picking on some Iraqis? Dominus What do you think so?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:23:26.000
    | text      = Fake Lem?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:23:28.000
    | text      = We want to help poor people in this economy going I mean now you guys walked down that road it's like Grendel going to visit Beowulf. But you're not even like Grendel you're more like a way
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:23:42.000
    | text      = foot tall Gremlin with a he does not understand.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:23:45.000
    | text      = See it? I mean, spiritually. It's just a complete joke.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:23:49.000
    | text      = He might have read Beowulf when he was six
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:23:56.000
    | text      = Grendel gets killed walking down the road going up like so Grendel's on one side of the fence, and Beowulf is Tim the tool man Taylor. We're trying to go how many more Tim? How many more home improvement reps can we use
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:24:14.000
    | text      = Grendel's mom and all? She the wife,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:24:18.000
    | text      = I, boy, I don't know. I think we've lost I think we've lost track of the Grendel reference. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:24:23.000
    | text      = I think he did too much.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:24:26.000
    | text      = Do you mean at the very making of the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:24:29.000
    | text      = I mean, just what the hell is your problem, man. Just get over the fact you hate yourself. You're projecting it on us. You just get out of the way. Move bitch. Get out the way Get out the way you see them headlights. I'm going 100 down the highway. You're in the fast lane. You see me knock them curtains down. You see what happens with the crowd. You see what's going on? You understand that? I talk to people how they feel because I feel that way. I'm genuine something you'll never have. Move. Get out the way
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:25:00.000
    | text      = pause that did he just dropped a real verse right there? I think he did. I think he just dropped the verse. I think he just dropped 10 bars I gotta rewind yeah put bring this back. I want to start with move bitch get out the way because I think he added his own verse to
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:25:13.000
    | text      = the really lightly let's put a beat box
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:25:17.000
    | text      = pleat Joe so I mean, just what the hell is your problem, man? Just get over the fact you hate yourself. You're projecting it on us. Just get out of the way. Move bitch get out the way Get out the way you see them headlights. I'm going 100 down the highway. You're in the fast lane. You see me knocked him curtains down. You see what happens with the crowd? You see what's going on? You understand that? I talk to people how they feel because I feel that way. I'm genuine something you'll never have.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:25:48.000
    | text      = Move. Get out. He dropped a verse. Forget no end the show. End of the show. He just dropped a goddamn verse. That is a motherfucking 10 bars right? That ain't shit. Black thought that is right fucking there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:26:06.000
    | text      = Oh my god. Oh my god. That's the greatest thing I didn't even fucking catch it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:26:12.000
    | text      = I thought how could you not because I thought that is a man dropping hot fucking fire right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:26:18.000
    | text      = I thought that was just dumb. spasmodic talking. No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:26:22.000
    | text      = Holy shit. Oh, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:26:24.000
    | text      = Could you see these headlines? I'm on the highway. Oh my god. That is all the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:26:29.000
    | text      = rap. It is a full you know what? Holy shit. And it wasn't terrible. It wasn't terrible. He can't run motherfucking can't run for shit. No but that's art rap that is that is that is riffraff is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:26:42.000
    | text      = Holy shit. I mean, let's be honest. And
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:26:46.000
    | text      = I want I want you to be able to see freezes face right now. Because he has been destroyed by this new information. Well, it is a delight.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:26:56.000
    | text      = Let me let me walk you through why I'm so fucking flummoxed. He does say that move bitch get out the way thing a lot. Like when he was talking about Hillary in the election he writes us ludicrous is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:27:11.000
    | text      = because and I'm sure ludicrous was 100% on board he's on board just as
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:27:15.000
    | text      = much as Moby is but like I I'm at a loss for words
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:27:24.000
    | text      = you are grappling with a lot of emotions that you never thought you're gonna have to deal with
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:27:28.000
    | text      = handle this I don't know Kim
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:27:31.000
    | text      = like listen to that one more time. Yeah, we can put like can we isolate you doing the hip the you doing the boom the beatboxing like all right, well, maybe not that lucky that one more time. You guys
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:27:44.000
    | text      = walked down that road it's like Grendel going to visit Beowulf. I went
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:27:52.000
    | text      = too far back Yeah, but also when this does play I need this to be clear. His rapid needs work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:27:59.000
    | text      = It does. It's not good. We're not we're not arguing on the quality of his rap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:28:04.000
    | text      = I don't want anyone out there to think that I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:28:06.000
    | text      = we were we were were well documented hip hop fans.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:28:11.000
    | text      = But you're not even like Grendel you're more like a one foot tall Gremlin with a weenie So Lily came to see it. I mean, it was a joke. alinity
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:28:20.000
    | text      = I missed the small weeny part.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:28:24.000
    | text      = What the hell is your problem, man? Just get over the fact you hate yourself. You're projecting it on us. You just get out of the way. Move bitch get out the way Get out the way you see them headline. I'm going 100 down Highway. You're in the fast lane. You knocked him curtains down. You see what happens with the crowd? You see what's going on? Hold you understand that? I talked to people how they feel because I feel that way.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:28:47.000
    | text      = You legitimately said you see what's happening with the crowd to show his head he's at that Run The Jewels show and he this is
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:28:59.000
    | text      = fucking fantastic. You just destroyed your paradigm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:29:05.000
    | text      = Well, like look, we earlier in the show we were talking about me really psychoanalyzing him as a child and all this and being the expert on Alex Jones. Yeah,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:29:13.000
    | text      = you did not know you did not know but that's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:29:15.000
    | text      = why he's a fucking like I've described him as a propaganda and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:29:19.000
    | text      = we we have there's layers we have gone through so many times so many times. I've thought there's just no more there's no deeper to go and Alex Jones or I can never be surprised. I can never be surprised by Alex Jones. I am always inconsistently surprised by Alex Jones.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:29:39.000
    | text      = I pulled this clip and I'm surprised you had no idea. Yeah, to be fair, like I said I pulled these clips drunk last night. So anyway, let's let's get through this and see what happens after the wrapping.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:29:49.000
    | text      = Genuine something you'll never have genuine actually move. Get out the way you People have searched for power and all they found their own destruction they were only the stimuli to strengthen us and prod us the next level.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:30:08.000
    | text      = I just had a horrifying thought What What if all of his entire okay is avant garde jazz scat talk so we're going What if it is performance art jazz scat, whatever it is. We have to completely readjust our whole approach.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:30:29.000
    | text      = Okay, everybody who's listened to our podcast we're gonna delete all of the old ones. We're starting fresh back from the new premise that this is scat man Carruthers Skyway BACK TO LIVE HOLY SHIT
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:30:45.000
    | text      = OH GOD Wow, it's oh my god,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:30:48.000
    | text      = I love this.
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:30:50.000
    | text      = They were only the flies the gnats in the swamp biting us should we get out of the swamp? Get out why bow confidently their swamp and you know, Nest upon piles of crap. Get the spray guys to have to I'll skip them all. I don't care anymore. Let's go ahead and go to the President.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 02:31:08.000
    | text      = disgusting man. Unfortunately, much of the media in Washington DC along with New York, Los Angeles, in particular speaks not for the people. But for the special interests. And for those profiting off a very, very obviously broken system. Like the press has become so dishonest, that if we don't talk about it, we are doing a tremendous disservice to the American people tremendous disservice. We have to talk about it to find out what's going on because the press honestly is out of control. The level of dishonesty is out of control. I ran for President to represent the citizens of our country. I am here to change the broken system. So it serves their families and their communities. Well, so long as they weren't I am talking and remains talking artists very entrenched power structure and what we're doing is we're talking about the power structure. We're talking about its entrenchment. As
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:32:11.000
    | text      = I can't listen to this now without questioning whether Trump is laying a lazy verse down I have been infected now. I'm looking for meter anywhere. Destroyed.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:32:28.000
    | text      = i Oh, man. I really wish you had i God, I wish his voice word nowhere near us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:32:36.000
    | text      = Yeah. But like, it won't be too much longer. He's a fucking crazy person. Yeah, but But you understand, like Alex is playing just this clip. Because it's where he's not interacting and having to answer questions or anything like that. He has his prepared statements. And they're wrong. They're, well, they're cancerous, but not to you. But at the same time, he doesn't sound that crazy. Because he's not paired. Shit. Yeah. So Alex only, like,
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:33:00.000
    | text      = somehow what he just said, comparatively speaking. Doesn't sound crazy. That's how we're all got
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:33:09.000
    | text      = through the looking glass, maybe
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 02:33:11.000
    | text      = result that media is going through what they have to go through to oftentimes to store it not all the time. And some of the media is fantastic. I have to say they're honest and fantastic. Or whatever much of it is not the distortion even possible and you'll be able to ask me questions about it. But we're not going to let it happen. Because I'm here again 35 to take my message well, to the people as you know, our administration on MiniPro and on TV, and I was like This is dangerous moment and across the economy. To be honest, yeah, I inherited a mess. It's a mess.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:33:52.000
    | text      = I don't fully disagree with him. Again, government is always a mess. It is always a mess. There's always entrenched interests. There's always there's always knots you have to untangle but the level of mess that he inherited compared to what Obama inherited eight years prior. It's unthinkable to think that he did you know what I've never thought Paul's to come out there and be like, Wow, this is a mess.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:34:15.000
    | text      = I've never looked at a pile of laundry on my floor and been like God dammit, I hate this mess. You know what I'm gonna do? Burn my couch down
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:34:23.000
    | text      = what to blame the gap. Yeah. The store I'm gonna blame whoever sold me these. wherever they came from.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:34:32.000
    | text      = I inherited this fucking mess. So what I'm going to do is I am going to what? I analogy is insane enough.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:34:43.000
    | text      = I haven't done laundry. So I am going to tell everyone who says I stink that they're a liar.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:34:50.000
    | text      = Okay, how about start from the beginning? All right, and I'm going to drop a beat for
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:34:55.000
    | text      = I'm on the highway back on the fly way
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:34:58.000
    | text      = back like Now this is done. To rhyme your day I know you're failing,
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    | name      = Donald Trump
    | timestamp = 02:35:06.000
    | text      = at home and abroad, a mess, a mess, jobs are pouring out of the country. They're not sure what's going on with all of the companies leaving our country going to Mexico and other places. Definitely not low pay low wages, a grass instability overseas, no matter where you look, cut the Middle East a disaster, North Korea will take care of it, folks, we're going to take care of it all how I just want to let you know, I inherited a mess.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:35:36.000
    | text      = That's pre emptive. Like, all right, when this goes poorly, just know that it's not my fault, right. It's kind of what I do at work a little bit. Kind of, but I know, my bosses know, I'm kind of lying. Right? There's a thing. It's like, look, there's a whole lot of bills that are overdue, you know, I didn't, I'm just starting. So like if I can't get all of this paid.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:35:58.000
    | text      = First, first rule of government. Blame the guys before you. Yeah, and you know what? For? Sure. Go for it. Yeah. At the very least, you're doing you're doing what everybody else did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:36:10.000
    | text      = Yeah. Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:36:12.000
    | text      = But I mean, the he inherited a mess. We're killing people with flying robots.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:36:21.000
    | text      = That's messy. That's that's a bad inheritance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:36:24.000
    | text      = The Middle East. It's been a mess. For a long time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:36:28.000
    | text      = I think it's in the Bible.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:36:29.000
    | text      = I think it is in the Bible. Yeah. North Korea agreed. Sure. That's a mess. Yeah. His saying we're going to take care of it is the scariest part of North Korea. Yeah, I am not afraid of North Korea. I am afraid of Trump saying we're going to take care of it. I'm afraid of him antagonizing I'm afraid of him saying we're going to take care of anything because anytime he says we're going to take care of it in my mind I hear
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:36:58.000
    | text      = exactly. Killed Kim Jong goons brother and the lady who killed him
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:37:05.000
    | text      = thought it was a thought it was a prank show. What the fuck are you gonna take you know? Do you know what's even even crazier? Well, now I'm reading shit that is implying that Kim John Thune thought it was a prank she was the one who killed his brother, probably as a false flag.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:37:22.000
    | text      = No, probably.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:37:23.000
    | text      = It's the only thing that it's the only thing makes sense. That's why I
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:37:26.000
    | text      = always assumed. No, absolutely, because he was a defector and he left North Korea. Like his dad didn't like him. That's why Kim Jong Hoon is in power.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:37:36.000
    | text      = You know, I didn't know anything about that. Yeah, I did not know that he was a defector.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:37:40.000
    | text      = Yeah, he tried to he tried to flee and he's been living outside of the country for a long time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:37:44.000
    | text      = Oh, well, then yeah, he's got to die. Yeah. Anyway, that makes sense. Trump's I think we're gonna take care of it's gonna take care of it.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 02:37:50.000
    | text      = Getting on day one, our administration went to work to tackle these challenges. on Foreign Affairs, we've already begun enormously productive talks with many foreign leaders, much of it you've covered towards stability, security and peace. In the most troubled regions of the world, which there are many. We've had great conversations with the United Kingdom, and meetings. Israel, Mexico, Japan, China, Japan, and Canada. Really, really productive. Conversation, Paul would say far more.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:38:26.000
    | text      = Oh, that's right. We're listening to Alex Jones notes
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:38:29.000
    | text      = like he's he wrote those notes. There. His words here. Let's keep going. Kenny, right
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 02:38:33.000
    | text      = are productive. Just to say that we've even developed a new council with Canada to promote women's business leaders and entrepreneurs very important to me very important to my daughter, Ivanka. I have directed at defense community headed by our great general now Secretary Mattis. He's over there now working very hard. With a defeat at a wedding, a group that celebrates the murder and torture of innocent people in large sections of the world used to be a small group now it's in large sections of the world. They've spread like cancer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:39:17.000
    | text      = Can we not?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 02:39:20.000
    | text      = Like a global mess? Thank you, Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:39:25.000
    | text      = That's right. Let's go. Thank
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:39:26.000
    | text      = you for that
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:39:27.000
    | text      = bringing Thank you saying I'm with Russia with Iran writing. Hillary has ended up her eyeballs and way worse than the uranium when she was a New York Times has to admit she made the deals took the money did it know that? One of her got 30 plus million dollars didn't and then they they had millions to her foundation. I mean, this was a giant criminal op with foreign governments with our meeting secretly with Putin for Russia's interests, that's what governments are supposed to do. And when other countries wide open can be bought off. That's what they do. It's Machiavelli. That should stop
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:40:00.000
    | text      = Okay, so So our main boogie men now, yo, boogie man are the press. Yes. Big time. Big time. The Press. They're they're the number one. They're the number one boogeyman or the enemy of the public now, are we so low on boogie men that we're still going after Hillary?
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:40:21.000
    | text      = Yeah, yeah. And then Hillary. Hillary is actually directing the press to do what it's doing through Soros funding and what have you. That there's a unified field theory of boogey man,
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:40:33.000
    | text      = one, Muir in the world is over. Stop. shitting on Hillary let her go again. It's petty. Let her go. It's very bad. Let
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:40:43.000
    | text      = her go. Wow, that he can't because because
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:40:46.000
    | text      = there are so few. If there if there is if there is a terrorist attack, it's over. Right? Well, it's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:40:52.000
    | text      = Hillary's fault. What No,
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:40:53.000
    | text      = no, I mean, if if Trump gets if the government we have now gets a terrorist attack to sink their teeth into this on on America, if there's like a 911 Yes, yeah. It's then they get to end the world. Basically, that's what they're going to do. Trump has
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:41:09.000
    | text      = indicated he's very willing to use nuclear weapons. Yeah. If there's any kind of justification, he just wants to blow up everything. Yeah, because he thinks that'll help. But that's also because you read books on nuclear weapons when he was six. Or I'm sorry. That's Alex.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:41:21.000
    | text      = Now that's Alex. Yeah. Trump. Trump has been planning this since he was 12. Yes, he's been well, according to Alex Trump has known the game plan knows
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:41:32.000
    | text      = the I'm listen. I want to
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:41:36.000
    | text      = we both we both ran out of gas immediately once the rap
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:41:41.000
    | text      = first hit. Listen, also, the rest of this is just him responding. Yeah. Now there's no way this is gonna No, no, he just listens to the parts of Trump's press conference that are not unhinged.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:41:53.000
    | text      = And even those are unhinged, though, but they're not yelling at
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:41:57.000
    | text      = members of the press. Being a complete dick to people for no reason. He's lies, right? Just saying a series of lies. And when I think about unhinged, I think about how out of control he was how abusive he was to people. Like, like that sort of thing. Yes, that is really and
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:42:15.000
    | text      = simpler time when unhinged was just a man shouting lies.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:42:19.000
    | text      = Yeah. When that one reporter asked him about the bomb threats that have been going around to mosques and Jewish centers. And he
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:42:28.000
    | text      = was like, I hate Jews know his ads. Paraphrasing. Of course, his answer
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:42:32.000
    | text      = was people make this claim. I hate this claim. I am the least racist person you've ever hear. I'm the least anti semitic person. Alex doesn't play that clip. Because if he did, he would have to be like, Okay, now here. Trump has no listening, comprehend. He doesn't understand what this person is actually asking
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:42:52.000
    | text      = him now, Trump's gonna say tea argument. He did not get a good score.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:42:57.000
    | text      = Every single question that was asked at that press conference was not answered, according to the question that was asked. So Alex doesn't talk about any of that. All he does is for about five minutes of his three hour broadcast because it gives up the fourth hour yet. He takes five minutes to play the parts where Trump is just talking, and not answering questions. He's lying, but he's not yelling, and he's not combative. And he's like, now the media is going to spin it that he's crazy. It's like, Well, if that's the only part that you're actually listening to, like, if you're getting all of your news from Alex, you might think that that other stuff didn't happen,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:43:37.000
    | text      = even if that's the only part you're listening to. That's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:43:41.000
    | text      = crazy. It's not if you actually believe that our globe
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:43:45.000
    | text      = crazy the media should spend if that was all that I read on a transcript on the WaPo I don't know why I'm referencing them. It's fun to say yeah, but buzz marketing WaPo el WaPo is they're known in Hispaniola finish your fucking know if that was the only transcript I read. Yeah, that would be enough for me to go this is fucking insane. I feel like that's everybody's losing their mind.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:44:15.000
    | text      = I feel like he can't possibly mean what he's saying. That's a bad set.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:44:17.000
    | text      = That's That's just it. None of it makes word sense. Yeah, you know how words they're supposed to make sense you when you put them together? Yeah, they're supposed to lead them towards this is fucking insane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:44:28.000
    | text      = what's awesome is the words make sentences. Okay. And there's like, where are you going? Well, sentences are supposed to convey thoughts. All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:44:35.000
    | text      = Tell me about these thoughts. And generally, when you want it I would prefer if you put it at two beats I should okay,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:44:45.000
    | text      = we can't get we ruined this podcast with fucking are done. How
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:44:50.000
    | text      = do we go? How do we end this?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:44:52.000
    | text      = I don't know. You're gonna follow us on Twitter.
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:45:00.000
    | text      = Subscribe on iTunes. We're knowledge for almost
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:45:02.000
    | text      = three hours already. Yeah, we are at knowledge underscore fight on Twitter, we're on iTunes as knowledge fight, please give us
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    | timestamp = 02:45:11.000
    | text      = give us a review five stars or four.
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    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:45:14.000
    | text      = And again, I'm gonna make this claim if you are this promise if you rate us five stars and send us an email at knowledge fight@gmail.com I will send a really mean tweet to Alex Jones. No one's taking me up on it yet, but I'm ready, give us a go. Also, I want to make this offer, we need to start monetizing this podcast. If you guys want to support the show, I have a Patreon up at patreon.com/freezing Point and it's just a catch all. For all of the podcasts that I do
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:45:45.000
    | text      = doesn't involve me for tax purposes. No, but you'll get some funny
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:45:49.000
    | text      = funny flows. If you donate $10 A month or over, you will receive in the mail one of the wine bottles. Autograph, you'll get an autographed wine bottle empty because we've drank it autographed wine bottle for your mantle. So if you want to donate that
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:46:14.000
    | text      = worst blind auction item you could possibly imagine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:46:19.000
    | text      = Also, if you donate let's say, I don't know. $100 a month
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:46:25.000
    | text      = we will give you bone pills. We will give you bone pills made out of frissons bone. You know
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:46:30.000
    | text      = I won't do that. But yeah, maybe two three. I'll do it. We'll give you $100 a month. If anybody donates $100 A month which is never going to happen. We will make a lock her up frilly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:46:46.000
    | text      = No, please also please don't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:46:48.000
    | text      = Please do. It'd be nice if this takes a lot of
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    | name      = Jordan
    | timestamp = 02:46:51.000
    | text      = work all. All Schilling aside, this is super fun to do. And we love you guys. Thank you so much for making cool stuff and giving it to us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Dan
    | timestamp = 02:46:59.000
    | text      = Yep. Jordan has been fun. Thank you so much for joining me as well, always. Guys, we'll catch you next time. But until then, you know, two of us were policy wonks. Just a couple of fucking policy walks.
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    | name      = Alex Jones
    | timestamp = 02:47:10.000
    | text      = Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding. Well, Alex, I'm a first time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
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