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    | title         = [[1102: The 5-Star Poetry Slam]]
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    | episodeNumber = [[1102: The 5-Star Poetry Slam|1102]]
    | length        = 01:19:48
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    | text      = N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-knowledge fight.
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    | text      = Ehh, bleh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh, ehh.
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    | text      = Dan and Jordan, I am sweating.
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    | text      = Ehh, bleh, ehh, ehh, ehh.
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    | text      = Knowledgefight.com, it's time to pray.
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    | text      = I have great respect for knowledge fight.
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    | text      = Knowledge fight.
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    | text      = I'm sick of them posing as if they're the good guys, saying we are the bad guys.
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    | text      = Knowledge fight.
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    | text      = Dan and Jordan, knowledge fight.
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    | text      = I love you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Hey everybody, welcome back to knowledge fight.
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    | text      = I'm Dan.
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    | text      = I'm Jordan.
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    | text      = We're a couple dudes, like to sit around and worship at the altar of Selene and talk a
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    | text      = little bit about Alex Jones.
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    | text      = Oh, indeed we are, Dan.
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    | text      = Jordan.
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    | text      = Dan.
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    | text      = Jordan.
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    | text      = Quick question for you, buddy.
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    | text      = What's up?
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    | text      = Which bright spot today?
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    | text      = Why don't you go first, because it's December and you always go first in December.
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    | text      = That's our new rule, that's just how it works.
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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    | text      = So, the bright spot today is the end of the year, December of course.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And this is when people start putting out all their best of the year music lists and
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    | text      = movie lists and all that shit.
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    | text      = It'd be weird if they did that at a different time of year.
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    | text      = It would be strange.
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    | text      = And so, this year I have been more disconnected from the internet and like the music and all
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = of that than I ever have before.
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    | text      = So I was listening to some of those and I realized that there's a new open mic eagle
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    | text      = album for 2025 and it's fantastic.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I feel like I've heard you talking about that on this show.
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    | text      = I think I know about this.
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    | text      = How do you not know?
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    | text      = No, no, no, no.
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    | text      = That was the last one.
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    | text      = That was the last one that I had found.
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    | text      = He puts out an album every year or so, I think.
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    | text      = Something like that.
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    | text      = Sure, sure.
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    | text      = But yeah, it's really good.
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    | text      = There's a song about Superman.
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    | text      = Pro or anti?
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    | text      = It's very...
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    | text      = How about...
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    | text      = Let's put it this way.
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    | text      = Everybody at the Daily Planet, you know that's fucking Superman, right?
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    | text      = Why are you gaslighting me?
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    | text      = Why are y'all gaslighting me?
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    | text      = You're journalists.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Absolutely.
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    | text      = You're trained to ask the five questions.
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    | text      = You're looking at this guy.
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    | text      = Nope.
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    | text      = No questions here.
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    | text      = Nope.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = No, and it's a really great album because that is kind of emblematic of the whole way
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    | text      = that he manages to take these very small, mundane pop culture things and pull really,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = really solid found metaphors out of them.
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    | text      = It's just a great album.
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    | text      = It's a great album.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Was it any discussion of crypto?
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    | text      = The dog?
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    | text      = Crypto the dog.
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    | text      = Oh, I was going to say.
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    | text      = I was like, does he have a crypto reference?
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    | text      = I know he has a crypto reference.
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    | text      = No, the dog.
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    | text      = The cool ass flying dog in the new Superman.
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    | text      = No, unfortunately we don't.
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    | text      = I believe he was pulling more from the old Daily Planet days for comic strip days.
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    | text      = Fair enough.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = What's your bright spot?
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    | text      = At least one of those people, Jimmy Olsen is just a liar.
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    | text      = He knows.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = Oh, that is true.
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    | text      = He knows who Superman is.
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    | text      = Well, Lois Lane knows.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = And she works there.
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    | text      = So the two of them both work there.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = They're liars.
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    | text      = They're probably gossip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = There's a lot of people that go out for dinner and stuff like that.
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    | text      = Everybody does know.
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    | text      = They drink, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = They drink.
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    | text      = Absolutely.
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    | text      = There's no way that she hasn't let slip that she's fucked Superman.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = That's that.
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    | text      = I mean, status.
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    | text      = Yeah, absolutely.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Even if you don't say it's Clark, you're just like, hey, you know, a Super Bowl.
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    | text      = OK.
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    | text      = That from the song?
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    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So my bright spot, Jordan, is that it is the 15th.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It is December 15th.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And as is tradition through December, it is time for some cheese.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's time for cheese.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = It's time for cheese.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Dan's Cheese Advent Calendar.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = As long as Jordan doesn't ruin it with shitty vamping.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Thank you.
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    | text      = Thank you so much, Nick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Dang.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = What a winner.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Got a little gig in on Jordan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I like a good stab through the back.
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    | text      = That's not bad.
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    | text      = I like the idea, too, that these stings and jingles are evolving as we go along to reflect
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = what the segment has become.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So it is the 15th, more than halfway through this Advent Calendar.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And I've got to chew on Aldi's ear a little bit here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I got a problem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I got a dark spot here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And that is, they advertise that there's 24 cheeses.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And we've already repeated cheeses.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Wow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I mean, technically we have yet to really repeat a cheese.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That's not true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I got a mature Gouda again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Oh, never mind.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = They repeated a cheese.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = In terms of what we've done in the cheese jingle show, no, there's not been any repeats.
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    | text      = But in my personal life, I have opened up one of these boxes and seen like, oh, this
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = is just the same thing again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And that I think is a cop out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think that's cheap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = There's 24 possible cheeses.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Get it together.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But maybe Aldi knows that you have a personal cheese and a professional cheese life that
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    | text      = needs to be shared.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So they're like, eh, maybe he would like another mature Gouda in his personal life.
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    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And if I did, I would go get it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I would take that matter into my own hands.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = That does seem available to you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = If I'm opening up, creak, opening up these little boxes on the advent calendar, I'm like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = oh, I fucking love this one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Guess what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Uh, it exists.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I can go find it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You're just, you just don't believe that Aldi knows what's best for you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And I think that you have made a grave mistake when you don't trust them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I definitely agree that I don't think they know what's best for me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = But today we have a new one, a new, a new, a new little cheese.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And it might be, it might be a little bit appropriate.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Might be a little bit appropriate because this is cheddar with whiskey.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = It might be, it might get wasted on this cheese.
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    | text      = And now we come to the part where Jordan vamps and I eat this cheese.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = I think whiskey at this time of the year is fantastic.
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    | text      = I don't know if, uh, uh, uh, it will be clear from the like description later on, but we
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    | text      = Uh, it is roughly zero degrees outside in Chicago.
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    | text      = And it's the type of temperature that where people add the feels like to it.
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    | text      = Nobody ever adds a temperature like feels like 55.
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    | text      = Nope.
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    | text      = It's, it's zero degrees and it feels like you're gonna die or it's 105 degrees and it
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    | text      = feels like 130.
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    | text      = There's never a good, it feels like when it comes to temperature.
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    | text      = Uh, so that is kind of how it is outside right now.
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    | text      = It never feels like nicer.
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    | text      = Feels like better than you would have expected.
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    | text      = Not going to happen.
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    | text      = So a cheddar on whiskey is mighty risky.
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    | text      = You got him wasted.
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    | text      = I'm fucking wasted.
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    | text      = Took a bite of this cheese I fucked up.
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    | text      = Open Mike Eagle lyric or a space ghost episode.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Oh yeah.
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    | text      = Shark on beer is a beer engineer.
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    | text      = That is old Kentucky cheese and it has been there.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Um, you know what?
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    | text      = I don't really taste whiskey at all.
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    | text      = And that this just tastes like a cheddar and it tastes like a fine cheddar.
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    | text      = I'm not mad at it, but, um, yeah, it could have, this could have a little more whiskey
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    | text      = in it.
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    | text      = How do you infuse the taste of cheese with whiskey?
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    | text      = Do you know what I mean?
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    | text      = I imagine as it's aging, you maybe like barrel soak it or something like that.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = I know that you infuse things by soaking them.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Cause there are some cheeses that are like soaked in espresso or whatever and then it
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    | text      = gets in the rind.
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    | text      = That's more information than I had.
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    | text      = So it's see like if you would just come up to me and said, Oh, they soak this cheese
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    | text      = I would have been very surprised and laughed at you probably because that doesn't sound
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    | text      = real, but I guess they might, I guess they might just soak cheese in barrels these days.
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    | text      = I'm wasted.
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    | text      = I mean you had, you had a little bit of chewing in there and that definitely, that's a little
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    | text      = life's very fragile.
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    | text      = What are we doing Jordan?
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    | text      = Why are we here?
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    | text      = We are recording an episode of the podcast.
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    | text      = That's right.
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    | text      = We're doing it remotely cause it's cold outside and I didn't want you to have to come over
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    | text      = here.
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    | text      = Feels like cold outside.
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    | text      = It's so damn cold.
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    | text      = And unfortunately because we're doing this remotely, I don't have the wonk sound effect.
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    | text      = So I can't give a shout out to any wonks.
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    | text      = But in place of that, something that I would like to do is discuss, maybe not an, maybe
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    | text      = not, I don't know if it's a bright spot, but it's something that happened last night, Jordan.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Are you going to talk about somebody who in particular who might, uh, yoked, very ripped,
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    | text      = maybe an honorary wonk of some sort.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Oh, I like that.
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    | text      = Last night we witnessed John Cena's last match in the WWE.
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    | text      = He is gone.
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    | text      = The last time is past.
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    | text      = And um, I, I almost, I almost cried.
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    | text      = I was close.
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    | text      = I was close.
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    | text      = I got sentimental.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = For sure.
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    | text      = I have.
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    | text      = So this is, this is something that I do want you to talk about because we have had many
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    | text      = conversations about John Cena over the years based upon your whimsical nature of liking
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    | text      = and disliking him.
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    | text      = And I think that has been the wrestling fans entire, uh, experience.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = Isn't that what I'm hearing?
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    | text      = I've always liked him, but I, there, I think some stretches of his career are pretty boring.
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    | text      = I think that, uh, sometimes things weren't going that great.
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    | text      = And I think some booking decisions were obviously like wrong, but I've always thought like he
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    | text      = has something going for himself.
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    | text      = He he's a cut above, uh, the norm and he seems like a great guy.
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    | text      = Like in terms of he has a really good public image of like, I spend all my time doing all
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    | text      = this make a wish shit.
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    | text      = I'm, I have a good sense of humor about myself.
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    | text      = I'll let myself be the butt of jokes and movies and you know, late night appearances.
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    | text      = I don't care.
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    | text      = I don't take myself too seriously.
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    | text      = Actual scar.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And I, I think that that charm has always been there and, and uh, yeah, I, I, I like
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    | text      = the guy.
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    | text      = I think, you know, some, some, sometimes it's boring, but sure.
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    | text      = I just think that he's kind of from what I've read because I should have won.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = That's fine.
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    | text      = No, but from what I've read about Cena's, uh, uh, current retirement and eventual unretirement,
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    | text      = uh, is that his relationship with the fans has been like, they have either liked or disliked
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    | text      = him and sometimes on the same show, you know, like it's just a very random feeling kind
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    | text      = of relationship in terms of liking and disliking.
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    | text      = He won all the time and for like, no one beat him for you had like Hulk Hogan level, no
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    | text      = one can beat him.
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    | text      = And so people did a turn on his super Cena-ness.
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    | text      = And so like there was a stretch of time where people would have like signs that say, if
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    | text      = Cena wins, we riot.
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    | text      = It would become a thing where people would chant, uh, let's go see now.
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    | text      = See now sucks.
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    | text      = Let's go see now.
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    | text      = Like dueling chants would break out pretty regularly.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | timestamp = 00:12:43.899
    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = And that explains America right now.
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    | text      = That explains it all.
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    | text      = Doesn't it?
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    | text      = Well, and, and the fact that that is like a sustainable thing that someone can do is
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    | text      = such a testament to how like good they are as a performer that like you're getting these
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    | text      = reactions out of people.
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    | text      = And you know, I think, I think in this last stretch him, like, uh, the, the going bad
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    | text      = heel turn stuff didn't work.
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    | text      = But that was the rock's fault.
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    | text      = I think that I would a hundred percent think that's the rock's fault.
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    | text      = Um, but yeah, the last match, obviously he had to lose.
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    | text      = It was, it was destined to lose and he was, uh, he went out, he was against Gunter, the,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = uh, the Nazi, uh, fella, the giant Nazi fella on the lineup.
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    | text      = I'm sorry.
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    | text      = So the American hero lost to the Nazi.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = And he, he, uh, John Cena, his whole thing is a hustle, loyalty, respect, never give
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    | text      = up.
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    | timestamp = 00:13:38.179
    | text      = And he tapped out and he tapped out.
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    | text      = That is a metaphor.
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    | text      = That is dark.
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    | text      = That is a dark metaphor.
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    | text      = It is especially considering like, uh, he, he, after the match, you know, like there's
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    | text      = this big ceremony, everybody comes out to the ring and is standing around.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He kisses the mat, but also the mat, uh, is it says Riyadh season on it.
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    | text      = It's just dark.
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    | text      = It's just dark.
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    | text      = This is a dark timeline, man.
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    | text      = Really normal stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Like he's got to lose to a heel in his last match.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's got to kiss the mat, show the respect for wrestling.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:14:18.139
    | text      = He's got to do all these things.
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    | text      = But because of the world we live in, it's all like, just, it's just reflected in a
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    | text      = crazy house mirror slightly.
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    | text      = Right, right, right.
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    | text      = So he has to lose to the heel.
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    | text      = So the story going in is avenging Cena just immediately right out the gate, taking it
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    | text      = away from the bad guy.
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    | text      = No, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You have to go out on your back if you're a, like a big guy, cause you got to put over
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = the next generation, you know, like winning doesn't do anything except for your ego is
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    | text      = stroked by you won the last match.
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    | text      = Whereas if you're someone like Cena, someone retiring you and beating you in your last
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    | text      = match can be really good for them going forward.
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    | text      = So he has to do that.
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    | text      = If he wins his last match, he's an asshole.
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    | text      = That's basically the understanding that everybody has.
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    | text      = And it's better if it's a real heel who beats him because then they can be, he can be like,
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    | text      = I fucking beat your hero.
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    | text      = You a piece of shit.
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    | text      = You all suck.
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    | text      = You can't compare to me, the Nazi ring general.
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    | text      = Right, right, right.
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    | text      = He wasn't even going to retire that, that show.
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    | text      = He was going to retire the next show, but I kicked his ass too hard.
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    | text      = He had to retire.
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    | text      = Well, I don't know if you could pull that off.
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    | text      = Cause the whole thing was kept talking about how this is his last night.
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    | text      = It did feel very obvious.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It was fun though.
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    | text      = Like the, you know, walk down memory lane of stuff and like they had a lot of great
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    | text      = video packages of his career and like past opponents and stuff.
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    | text      = That was really sweet.
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    | text      = Like CM Punk's interview, like when they were talking to him, he was like crying.
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    | text      = Like he had tears in his eyes talking about how like everybody thought I hated you, but
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    | text      = in reality I've always just been following your lead.
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    | text      = And that was beautiful.
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    | text      = But then there was also the rock and the rock made Cena's retirement all about him.
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    | text      = What?
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    | text      = I can't believe that.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = You were, you earned a great retirement and we did some great matches together.
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    | text      = It was, I'm going to see my upcoming movie, black Adam to get some Tara, mana tequila.
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    | text      = Do you know what you remind me a lot of the smashing machine out last summer?
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = No one can make me watch that movie is, is you have to, you'll have to, uh, clockwork
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    | text      = orange me in order to see that.
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    | text      = Um, but anyway, it was a nice time.
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    | text      = I had a, I had a, I had a, I had a blast, I guess.
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    | text      = I guess.
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    | text      = I don't know.
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    | text      = I mean, you know, it was a moment in your life and those are sometimes tough to come
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    | text      = by.
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    | text      = Right.
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    | text      = It's weird too, to have somebody who's like, you know, he is a star now.
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    | text      = He doesn't have to do this.
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    | text      = He's in movies and he's in movies with Idris Elba as the prime minister and he's the president
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    | text      = of the United States.
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    | text      = I would say he's like, for wrestlers, that's huge.
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    | text      = That's fair.
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    | timestamp = 00:17:16.599
    | text      = That's fair.
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    | text      = That's fair to the movies.
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    | text      = Hulk Hogan was doing like, and John Cena's in the fast and furious franchise.
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    | text      = Like he's, you know, he's doing things.
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    | text      = You're right.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:25.599
    | text      = You're right.
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    | text      = And also he didn't hurt himself in some terrible way.
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    | text      = So he's retiring in a way that's not like, sorry, this sucks.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = It's, it's, it's strange.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = You rarely get to get to see these weird moments like this.
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    | timestamp = 00:17:38.380
    | text      = People in that industry either usually die or it's really sad.
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    | text      = And so like, this was weird.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 00:17:46.500
    | text      = Anyway, Vaya Condeos, John Cena.
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    | text      = Is she all the best?
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    | timestamp = 00:17:51.920
    | text      = Until we see you again.
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    | text      = Stay in shape, buddy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:17:55.779
    | text      = But, but, but Bray should have won.
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    | timestamp = 00:17:58.500
    | text      = So Jordan, today we have an episode we're going to be doing here.
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    | timestamp = 00:18:02.759
    | text      = And I knew that we were going to be recording remotely.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:06.859
    | text      = And so I wanted to do something that wasn't going to be too, too difficult, too hard,
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    | timestamp = 00:18:12.819
    | text      = too straining on our, on our emotions.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And then also I had a, I had a feeling that this last couple of months, I've been trying
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    | text      = real hard to give you superpowers.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:26.539
    | text      = I've put you through a real gauntlet of shit and maybe that's not fair.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:34.819
    | text      = Maybe, maybe you deserve a break.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:37.259
    | text      = Maybe, maybe we shouldn't just be trying to push your buttons all the time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:42.339
    | text      = Maybe maybe we should do something nice.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:18:43.740
    | text      = Two Brits, two Brits who talk too much and are awful people.
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    | text      = That's two.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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    | timestamp = 00:18:51.980
    | text      = And, and even beyond that, you know, there's the Elijah Shafer and a possible Elijah Shafer
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    | timestamp = 00:18:57.140
    | text      = full episode that still could be coming.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = There's other things that I'm going to do in the future that this is sort of an apology
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    | text      = in advance for.
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    | text      = Gotcha.
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    | timestamp = 00:19:07.940
    | text      = Gotcha.
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    | text      = Well, thanks.
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    | text      = That's pleasant.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:19:10.940
    | text      = So what I thought I would do is I would put together, uh, just a nice walk through the
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    | timestamp = 00:19:15.779
    | text      = park of times that Marty Shachter, Alex's soap sponsor has been on the show and done
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    | text      = limericks.
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    | text      = Oh God, this might be the happiest day of the year.
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    | text      = So we can, yeah.
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    | text      = And I think that this like really leans into some of your skills as a English major, as
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    | timestamp = 00:19:36.119
    | text      = a, as someone who likes literature, as somebody who ruins things with bad vaping.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:19:42.599
    | text      = Ooh, vamping and vaping.
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    | timestamp = 00:19:45.359
    | text      = That's the, is that our new after show about when we talk about knowledge fight on Hulu?
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    | text      = So yeah, I, I, I, I just, I have a collection of a Marty Shachter, some limericks, some
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    | text      = not some very much not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm in, I couldn't be more in, I just want to hear limericks for the rest of the day.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:20:12.819
    | text      = So these are all in chronological order.
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    | text      = These are like in terms of his first appearance as things go on, as he gets a little bit more
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    | text      = comfortable with being on the show and maybe pushes things too far.
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    | text      = Are you saying that we are doing an evolution of Shachter episode?
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    | timestamp = 00:20:30.900
    | text      = Yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = This is a deep dive on, on the soap man.
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    | text      = I love it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So here is the first time that Marty was on the show and goes for, goes for a limerick
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    | text      = and it's a real simple one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:20:48.059
    | text      = This is, this is, this is just a nice old man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:20:51.099
    | text      = Again, the globalist Shachter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:52.740
    | text      = So see, they set up the system again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:20:54.440
    | text      = It's always the same to do this.
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    | timestamp = 00:20:56.339
    | text      = Whereas we have made in America, high quality systems that just use plant matter, just use
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:01.660
    | text      = vegetable oils to, to truly clean the good old fashioned way.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:06.460
    | text      = Folks, give him a call.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:07.460
    | text      = 800-340-7091.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:08.460
    | text      = God bless you and good to have you on Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:21:12.500
    | text      = Thank you very much.
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    | timestamp = 00:21:13.500
    | text      = Can I close with a palm?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:15.500
    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:17.460
    | text      = You little soul, he has no time for birth control.
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    | timestamp = 00:21:21.299
    | text      = That is why in times like these, we have so many sons of bees.
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    | timestamp = 00:21:27.299
    | text      = You're funny.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:29.180
    | text      = Take care.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:30.180
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:31.180
    | text      = You bet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:32.180
    | text      = He's a real character folks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:33.180
    | text      = You can hear the phones ringing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:34.180
    | text      = Yeah, there's a real, there's a real character right there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:21:37.099
    | text      = Sons of bees.
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    | timestamp = 00:21:40.980
    | text      = I like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:41.980
    | text      = I like that for a couple of reasons.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:44.619
    | text      = If this is his first time and he's thrown out, can I close with a poem?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:48.259
    | text      = Alex does not actually know what is about to happen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:50.940
    | text      = Right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:51.940
    | text      = I think not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:52.940
    | text      = I would assume not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:53.940
    | text      = I mean like who knows what goes on in contracts, you know, like there could have been a deep
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:21:59.579
    | text      = negotiation that went on, but I will say at this point, I, I, I, I do have some context
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:07.019
    | text      = like Marty Schachter was only a sponsor with Genesis Communications and Alex wanted him
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:14.140
    | text      = to be a like direct sponsor for Alex as opposed to sponsoring Alex through GCN.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And so at this point he is like hooked up with Ted Anderson and the GCN folks.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:28.400
    | text      = So Alex isn't, he's not directly sponsored by him yet at the point when he's doing this
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:33.859
    | text      = bee limerick, this bee poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:37.819
    | text      = That's more of a couple, that's a couplet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:40.019
    | text      = There's a, there's two lines, two rhymes.
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    | timestamp = 00:22:41.940
    | text      = I like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:42.940
    | text      = That's a little four spot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:44.299
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:45.299
    | text      = These bees, they're busy souls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:47.140
    | text      = They don't have time for birth controls.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:52.619
    | text      = Do you think he wrote that on his own or do you think he grabbed that from somewhere?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:58.619
    | text      = Tough to say.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:22:59.619
    | text      = Also the bee population is dropping.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:03.299
    | text      = There are not enough sons of bees, frankly, at this point in time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:06.579
    | text      = That's what it feels like.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:07.579
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:08.579
    | text      = So he's totally wrong.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:09.579
    | text      = Somehow even when they're just doing borderline innocuous poems, they're wrong about something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:15.859
    | text      = Horrible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:16.859
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:17.859
    | text      = But I mean, bees should wrap it up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:19.420
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:20.420
    | text      = Cool.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:21.420
    | text      = So a little bit later, Marty is back on the show and Alex has him, has him bring on a
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    | timestamp = 00:23:29.859
    | text      = little limerick.
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    | text      = We sold a factory direct and it was, we still got people after all these years buying our
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    | text      = products for themselves, their new families or whatever.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:23:39.539
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Marty, let me give people the number 800-340-791.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = God bless you, my friend.
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    | text      = We'll talk to you again soon.
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    | text      = Alex, thank you.
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    | text      = Let me close with a little tiny poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = A bee's a busy little soul.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He has no time for birth control.
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    | text      = That is why in times like these, we have so many sons of bees.
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    | timestamp = 00:24:05.619
    | text      = Take care of my friend.
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    | timestamp = 00:24:06.619
    | text      = Thank you, Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:07.619
    | text      = There goes Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:08.619
    | text      = What a character.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:09.619
    | text      = Yeah, what a character.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:10.619
    | text      = Did the same fucking poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:11.619
    | text      = That was the second time and he did the same poem.
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    | timestamp = 00:24:14.140
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:15.140
    | text      = He did the same poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:16.140
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = So let's have a post this one conversation between Alex and Marty right here, because
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = to me, I'm hearing this and I'm going, well, this man's going to try and pick this the
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:28.099
    | text      = same bit every single time that we see each other.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:24:31.019
    | text      = So I need to nip this in the bud right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I need you to never do a poem again, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:36.299
    | text      = I need you to either never do a poem or you need some, you need a new bit, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:40.700
    | text      = You can't be coming to my show and doing the same material.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:43.599
    | text      = The audience is, they're not responding anymore.
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    | text      = The bee stuff is dead.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:47.680
    | text      = You burned it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:48.680
    | text      = This is not eighties comedy.
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    | timestamp = 00:24:50.460
    | text      = You can't be touring the same hour, buddy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:52.619
    | text      = You got to rewrite, rewrite, rewrite.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:55.019
    | text      = You got to go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:56.019
    | text      = I know the bee bit is good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:58.460
    | text      = It's strong.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:24:59.460
    | text      = I understand that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:00.460
    | text      = Um, but yeah, you gotta keep moving.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:03.259
    | text      = You gotta keep moving.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:04.259
    | text      = Cause you're on, you're on the right path.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:06.819
    | text      = We love being mean about birth control here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:09.279
    | text      = That's what we're here to do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:10.940
    | text      = So add more lines, write new poems about birth control, but do not do the same poem ever
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:25:16.980
    | text      = again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:17.980
    | text      = I cannot fake laugh anymore.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Now you've touched on something interesting because I think that Marty's folksiness and
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = what the implication of the limerick is, is, is supporting of birth control.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I think that this is actually counter to the beliefs that Alex would want.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = Like there would be less sons of bees out there if people were using birth control.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:41.579
    | text      = But they don't want people to use birth control because then there won't be enough white people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:45.940
    | text      = That's the next part of these poems.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:47.660
    | text      = It needs to be more about white people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:49.940
    | text      = This is in like the 2006, 2007 periods.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:54.700
    | text      = That might've been too strong for the time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:56.660
    | text      = Right, right, right, right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:57.660
    | text      = It was different.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:58.660
    | text      = Yeah, that's fair.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:25:59.660
    | text      = Compassionate conservatism.
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    | text      = I'm not sure if Marty got a note from Alex that like what you're saying of like, you
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = gotta get some new bits, uh, stop it with a bee thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:10.839
    | text      = But he does branch out for his next appearance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = And instead of having a poem, he has a life philosophy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:26:19.059
    | text      = Okay.
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    | text      = Marty, thank you for being one of the few companies, I guess, left in this country.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = And thank you for your amazing product.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:26.420
    | text      = We've got to get it in whole foods grocery stores.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:28.259
    | text      = Have you tried that yet?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:29.420
    | text      = Because I've been for years buying organic subs there and a lot of them are really harsh,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:33.420
    | text      = super expensive, even more than the normal toxic stuff at the regular grocery store.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:37.420
    | text      = Have you tried to get your story about that on our next visit?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:41.900
    | text      = I'd like to end with a little, uh, just a little philosophy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:47.099
    | text      = Yesterday is history.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:49.740
    | text      = Tomorrow is a mystery.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:52.299
    | text      = And today is a gift.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:54.700
    | text      = That's why they call it the present.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:57.140
    | text      = Ha ha ha.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:58.259
    | text      = Marty, take care.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:26:59.259
    | text      = Thank you, Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:00.259
    | text      = He is something else.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:01.819
    | text      = He sure is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:02.819
    | text      = This makes me think he did not, he did not write the previous poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:06.380
    | text      = No, he fucking saw them on a Hallmark card.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:14.460
    | text      = Also Marty Shachter fought in World War II.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:21.900
    | text      = Do you know what's crazy?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:22.900
    | text      = Do you know what he said on VJ Day?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:27.619
    | text      = Let me close with a poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:29.619
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:30.799
    | text      = Every single time there's a D-Day memorial, he comes up with a limerick that there once
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:38.200
    | text      = was a man from Normandy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:39.980
    | text      = I have a question.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:43.819
    | text      = His wife thought he was a Bormandy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:47.339
    | text      = I believe you said you had a question.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:55.180
    | text      = Sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:56.180
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:27:59.019
    | text      = So once we've established that this man likes to close things out with his own little sign
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:04.980
    | text      = off, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:06.740
    | text      = Do you think this extends to other places in his life or do you think this is just like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:11.619
    | text      = I'm on the radio.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:12.900
    | text      = I have to have a sign off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:14.859
    | text      = I see.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:17.579
    | text      = No, it's not just the radio, I assume.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:22.380
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:23.380
    | text      = I think when Alex says he's a character, I think that's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:28.200
    | text      = I think he's probably a fucking character.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:32.259
    | text      = He's a lot to deal with.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:35.380
    | text      = You don't say it literally every time, unless there's something about it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:39.420
    | text      = That Barney, he's a real character, isn't he?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:41.680
    | text      = But I also think that's a pleasant character for the most part.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:46.740
    | text      = He's an old man who's a little bit annoying, who likes to tell little poems.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:53.359
    | text      = Yeah, I've met that guy so many times, fairly benign.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:28:58.359
    | text      = Sure, there's an annoyance there, but you know what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:01.240
    | text      = Sometimes it hits the spot.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:02.539
    | text      = It's almost like a little nostalgia burst.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:04.599
    | text      = You're like, you do it old man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:06.740
    | text      = You fucking keep it going.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:08.319
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:09.319
    | text      = And he fought in World War II.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:10.440
    | text      = He's still got a little spark of life in him that he wants to entertain people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:14.140
    | text      = Come on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:16.279
    | text      = Let the man be.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:19.259
    | text      = That should be our only true law in this country.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:23.559
    | text      = I'm against all laws except for one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:26.119
    | text      = If you fought in a war, you get to do limericks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:29.359
    | text      = No, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:30.900
    | text      = It's got to be a specific kind of war.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:35.359
    | text      = World War II is a war that I think we can all look back on as like, it's defensible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:41.299
    | text      = The last good limerick war.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:43.700
    | text      = The last war that justifies limericks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:47.299
    | text      = Right, gotcha.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:48.980
    | text      = You can't do limericks if you went to Vietnam.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:50.859
    | text      = Let's just get that out of the way.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:52.140
    | text      = Nobody can do limericks for Vietnam.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:53.940
    | text      = No, and if you're about to go to Venezuela, you can't do limericks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:29:59.180
    | text      = Not anymore.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:00.180
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:01.180
    | text      = So, Marty comes back with the heat.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:07.339
    | text      = Actually, I found this one a little confusing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:10.579
    | text      = I was really excited to hear that your phones melted off the walls for three days last time
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:16.660
    | text      = we had you on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:17.660
    | text      = I wish we had that type of response here with my videos.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:19.619
    | text      = We were going crazy here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:21.720
    | text      = People kept calling.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:22.960
    | text      = They want soap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:24.019
    | text      = They don't want detergents.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:25.019
    | text      = They don't want to be ripped off in the marketplace with all these poisons.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:29.700
    | text      = And this is what we're there to help you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:31.660
    | text      = There's nothing, nothing, but we offer any marketplace anywhere.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:36.779
    | text      = This is something we are proud of.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:38.220
    | text      = I'd like to close with a limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:40.660
    | text      = Sure, go ahead.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:42.339
    | text      = There was a young monk from Siberia whose life grew drearier and drearier.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:49.420
    | text      = So a knight with a yell, he escaped from his cell and eloped with a Mother Superior.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:58.700
    | text      = Thank you, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:30:59.700
    | text      = Always good to talk to you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:00.700
    | text      = Thank you, Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:01.700
    | text      = Talk to you soon.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:02.700
    | text      = You bet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:03.700
    | text      = Take care.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:04.700
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:05.700
    | text      = So a monk whose life sucks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:07.819
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:08.819
    | text      = And Siberia.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:09.819
    | text      = He runs away with Mother Superior.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:13.700
    | text      = I think there's a lot of problems I have.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:17.059
    | text      = First off, I am strongly against slant rhymes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:19.819
    | text      = I don't know if this has been made clear in our 1100 odd episodes, but slant rhymes are,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:26.579
    | text      = I think, a cruel joke that terrible writers play on the rest of us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:32.819
    | text      = And two, what kind of monastery is he at?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:38.220
    | text      = That's what I was struggling with because I feel like we hear monk in Siberia.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:31:43.700
    | text      = I'm thinking a Buddhist monk, maybe.
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    | text      = I'm thinking maybe in the mountains.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = Possible?
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    | text      = I'm definitely not thinking somewhere close to a nunnery or where Mother Superior would
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    | text      = be.
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    | text      = Well, I mean, you could go with a Russian Orthodox monk.
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    | text      = Sure.
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    | text      = But is a monastery connected to a nunnery?
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    | text      = Not that I'm aware of, but who knows?
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    | text      = Some people have little separate areas.
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    | text      = I have no idea.
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    | text      = Yeah, maybe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Maybe there's a wisdom to this limerick that's beyond the credit that we're giving it.
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    | timestamp = 00:32:24.740
    | text      = Maybe there's something deeper here within this limerick.
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    | text      = Actually, this was said by a man who is trying to escape from Siberia.
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    | text      = Maybe it's Marty taking the piss out of religion.
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    | text      = That's possible.
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    | text      = You commit yourself to religion and you're a monk.
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    | timestamp = 00:32:43.339
    | text      = Oh God, your life sucks.
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    | timestamp = 00:32:45.079
    | text      = It's awful.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:32:46.079
    | text      = But you know what?
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    | timestamp = 00:32:47.160
    | text      = Go run away with this lady.
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    | timestamp = 00:32:50.500
    | text      = I posit this to you.
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    | timestamp = 00:32:51.920
    | text      = I posit this to you.
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    | timestamp = 00:32:53.180
    | text      = This man is the least interesting character in this entire story.
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    | timestamp = 00:32:57.640
    | text      = What is the Mother Superior's internal life like?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = Where she has made it all the way up to Mother Superior at a monastery, clearly male controlled,
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    | text      = and then she has been seduced?
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    | timestamp = 00:33:09.539
    | text      = Or did she seduce this man who is lazy and bored?
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    | text      = It's hard to say, but the implication I think from listening to it is clearly she wasn't
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    | text      = kidnapped.
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    | timestamp = 00:33:18.359
    | text      = No, she was not.
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    | timestamp = 00:33:19.359
    | text      = Yeah, they looked.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:20.359
    | text      = There was a choice that she made to go away with the monk.
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    | timestamp = 00:33:24.380
    | text      = We can assume there was a loving relationship at the end of this limerick.
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    | timestamp = 00:33:27.319
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:28.319
    | text      = And his life was less drearier once he left Siberia.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:32.799
    | text      = Do you know what's crazy?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I was vibing with Schachter's belief in soap.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:38.680
    | text      = I felt that.
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    | text      = That was a true man who was proud of his goddamn soap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:33:44.359
    | text      = The people, they want soap.
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    | timestamp = 00:33:46.000
    | text      = They don't want detergent.
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    | timestamp = 00:33:47.880
    | text      = That was heartfelt.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:49.200
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:50.200
    | text      = You'll hear that a lot from him if you listen to his interviews.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:33:53.039
    | text      = He is deeply passionate about, well first of all hating detergent, and then just like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = he is a fucking soap guy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:03.240
    | text      = He's not trying to branch out into other things.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:06.220
    | text      = It's kind of refreshing in some way.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:08.440
    | text      = He's a soap man through and through.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:12.280
    | text      = So this next one is the first time we get a little bit of a little cheeky.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:17.679
    | text      = A little saucy limerick?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:18.920
    | text      = Uh huh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:19.920
    | text      = And we've been doing this and this is our year, the 60th year of getting soap back into
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:25.800
    | text      = the home again and saying to Proctor, Lever and Colgate, I don't need you anymore.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:31.920
    | text      = That's right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:32.920
    | text      = You guys started in 1947 so you're now celebrating your 60th year.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:36.920
    | text      = And our slogan here is, our business is going down the drain.
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    | timestamp = 00:34:42.519
    | text      = Alright Marty, CalvinPierceSoup.com or 5StarSoup.com or 1-800-340-791.
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    | timestamp = 00:34:49.000
    | text      = Thanks for coming on Marty and we'll talk to you again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:51.119
    | text      = I'd like to leave a thought for today.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:34:53.719
    | text      = The thought for today is, sex on television is not harmful unless you fall off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:00.719
    | text      = Haha, take care my friend.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:03.519
    | text      = Thank you Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:04.519
    | text      = Alright, good to talk to Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:06.119
    | text      = What a character.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:07.119
    | text      = What a character.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:08.119
    | text      = Isn't that a Woody Allen joke?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:09.679
    | text      = Yeah, probably.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:10.679
    | text      = I think, I want to say that's a Woody Allen joke.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:13.199
    | text      = Seriously.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:14.679
    | text      = That was in his like, sex between two people is amazing, provided it's the right two people.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:20.440
    | text      = Yeah, I'm sure it's in a hundred books of jokes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:24.639
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:25.639
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:26.639
    | text      = Oh no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:27.639
    | text      = Oh no, Marty Shachter's a hack.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:28.639
    | text      = I want to be clear that Marty Shachter supports Woody Allen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:32.599
    | text      = That's what I want to be clear on this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:34.880
    | text      = This is my in now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:36.039
    | text      = This is why I don't like him because his folksy attitude and his love of soap win me over
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:40.760
    | text      = very quickly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:42.800
    | text      = His ripping off of Woody Allen makes you suspicious.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:46.280
    | text      = Of course, of course.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:47.920
    | text      = Please don't tell me he's adopted anything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:50.599
    | text      = This is 2007, 2008, it was a different time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:53.159
    | text      = People didn't know about Woody Allen's stuff.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:35:58.159
    | text      = But like, I think that's a little rippled.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:01.599
    | text      = I think that's a little, Alex is probably feeling a little bit, uh oh, the homeschooled
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:07.880
    | text      = kids listening, oh there they go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:11.559
    | text      = I hope his next joke isn't from Roman Polanski.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:14.360
    | text      = It is not, but it is from a famous figure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:20.039
    | text      = This is attributed to Abraham Lincoln.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:23.960
    | text      = I don't think Abraham Lincoln said this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:27.159
    | text      = Okay, Marty, we'll talk to you soon and give us your limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:30.239
    | text      = This is from 1870, attributed to Abraham Lincoln.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:36.639
    | text      = I'm not sure if it's soap, but some say it is attributed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:40.360
    | text      = It goes like this, drinking beer from a tomato can will never kill a man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:47.039
    | text      = Drinking beer won't kill a man when an old tomato can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:52.360
    | text      = Take care, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:53.360
    | text      = Thank you, Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:54.360
    | text      = You bet, what a character, folks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:56.000
    | text      = Oh, you take care, what a character.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:36:58.159
    | text      = What a character.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:01.000
    | text      = When would Lincoln have said this?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:03.559
    | text      = Uh, Gettysburg?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:05.559
    | text      = Hey guys, hey, real quick, before I start the main speech, can I do a little warm up
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:11.719
    | text      = for everybody?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:12.719
    | text      = I got some bits and then I'll get into the four score, you know what I'm saying.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:16.920
    | text      = Four score and 20 tomato cans.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:19.559
    | text      = I just want to open with them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:21.480
    | text      = I got some hot new tomato can material.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:23.719
    | text      = You can drink beer out of a tomato can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:26.199
    | text      = Beer won't kill a man, but a tomato can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:29.800
    | text      = We don't drink beer out of tomato cans.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:31.679
    | text      = Shut up, I'll do my brain speech later.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:33.960
    | text      = God damn it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:35.000
    | text      = That's it, I'm freeing the slaves.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:36.719
    | text      = That's it, everybody's free.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:38.840
    | text      = Everybody's free, do you like that?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:40.039
    | text      = That's it, Civil War.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:41.320
    | text      = It's Civil War time, you don't like my tomato limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:44.639
    | text      = Was the tomato can the one that did it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:46.840
    | text      = Was that the end?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:48.079
    | text      = It could have been.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:50.000
    | text      = So that is weird.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:53.679
    | text      = That's a weird one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:55.679
    | text      = Yep, that doesn't make any sense to me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:37:58.960
    | text      = I recognize that it's a play on the number of times you can put and in there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:05.159
    | text      = Yeah, it makes sense grammatically.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:08.480
    | text      = An old tomato can kill you, that's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:11.199
    | text      = But beer can kill you too.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:13.119
    | text      = And so can drinking out of an old can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:15.400
    | text      = You can get tetanus or something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:18.880
    | text      = All of that stuff could kill you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:22.719
    | text      = Here's what the problem is, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:24.800
    | text      = We live in the post-Lincoln times.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:28.079
    | text      = So once you say drink beer from an old tomato can, I'm like, that's botulism, sir.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:34.559
    | text      = Please do not tell me any more of this joke.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:36.840
    | text      = You need to go to the hospital as soon as possible.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:38.960
    | text      = Yeah, you guys didn't even understand canning back then.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:41.679
    | text      = You didn't boil the jars.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:45.000
    | text      = Come on, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:46.000
    | text      = The pasteurization even start.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:47.960
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:49.099
    | text      = So that one I think makes total sense, but it's kind of dumb.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:54.079
    | text      = The next time that he's on, Marty's got a little limerick, of course.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:38:59.239
    | text      = And then Alex asks for clarification.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:01.159
    | text      = What was that Lincoln one about?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:03.719
    | text      = Marty, thank you for spending time with us again today.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:06.199
    | text      = Thank you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:07.199
    | text      = I've just got a poem for you.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:08.559
    | text      = I always love to hear them.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:10.079
    | text      = I'm dedicating this to my hero, Alex Jones.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:14.159
    | text      = He's a busy little soul.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:17.519
    | text      = He has no time for birth control.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:21.559
    | text      = That is why in times like these, we have so many sons of bees.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:29.320
    | text      = Now, last week or excuse me, last month when you were on with us, I didn't get the limerick
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:34.840
    | text      = or the pun or the joke about potato or tomato cans and Lincoln.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:43.760
    | text      = None of us understood that.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:44.760
    | text      = Can you break that down for us?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:46.159
    | text      = In the 1800s, they think it's from one of the stories of Abraham Lincoln at that time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:53.519
    | text      = And it just goes like drinking beer from a tomato can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:39:57.360
    | text      = Can you ever kill a man?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:00.159
    | text      = Drinking beer won't kill a man, but an old tomato can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:04.400
    | text      = All right, now I get it, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:07.519
    | text      = Now you get it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:08.519
    | text      = How does that make it more clear?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:11.400
    | text      = He just said it again.
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    | text      = Oh, now I get it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = A tomato can.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:16.320
    | text      = Did he actually not understand the removal of an additional word and how the tomato can
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:21.679
    | text      = is a double entendre for the can?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:24.440
    | text      = He said that no one around here got it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:40:27.159
    | text      = So that implies that everyone at Info Wars, they were talking to each other.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:40:31.880
    | text      = Marty's usually like, he makes a lot of sense, but what the fuck was up with that tomato
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:40:35.920
    | text      = thing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:36.920
    | text      = And not just that, but they were also talking about Lincoln while they were doing it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:40.400
    | text      = They were like, how did Lincoln involve himself within this tomato can bit?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:45.199
    | text      = That's attributed to our great former president.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:48.440
    | text      = So he brought the B1 back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:52.960
    | text      = Oh man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:40:56.239
    | text      = So the last one he said, oh, go ahead, Marty, give us your poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:41:00.920
    | text      = So he already knew that Marty was planning on giving a poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:41:04.559
    | text      = So I think we've established now that every time we see Martyr, shit's going down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:41:08.639
    | text      = Yeah, by this point, Alex has become resigned to his fate.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:12.440
    | text      = I think that this guy is just going to do a poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:16.119
    | text      = And it's unfortunate when one of them is one he's done many times before, but you know,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:22.480
    | text      = it's hard to get sponsors.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:24.239
    | text      = Not everybody listens to the show every single day.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:27.079
    | text      = Not everybody is listening at every Marty appearance.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:29.760
    | text      = So it's brand new to somebody.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:32.840
    | text      = That's live radio.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:33.840
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:34.840
    | text      = It's like a must see TV.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:36.460
    | text      = It's new to you if you didn't see it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:38.639
    | text      = Absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:40.800
    | text      = So you were asking earlier about the idea if Marty is like this because he's on air
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:47.039
    | text      = or if he's always like this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:49.039
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:50.039
    | text      = And I think he's always like this because he's trying to evolve the bit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:41:58.239
    | text      = He's gone from, I'm doing the same limerick, I'm doing a little bit more limericks, I'm
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:05.320
    | text      = now demanding that I end with a limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:08.199
    | text      = And at a certain point he introduces sound effects.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:12.119
    | text      = And Marty, I heard you wrote us a poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:13.639
    | text      = I'm touched.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:14.639
    | text      = Yes, I did.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:15.639
    | text      = Are you ready?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:16.639
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:17.639
    | text      = Jones keeps on flowing with info that is growing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:23.599
    | text      = So you've earned this short poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:26.480
    | text      = No like it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:27.880
    | text      = You don't know him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:29.719
    | text      = Alex, your bliss itself.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:32.719
    | text      = You win, you touch all bases.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:35.960
    | text      = If you were packaged on a shelf, I'd buy 12 dozen cases.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:41.039
    | text      = Your rating is quadruple A at Genesis.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:44.920
    | text      = You're the most.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:45.920
    | text      = Business wise, I've got to say you are my favorite host.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:53.079
    | text      = You're a sweetheart, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:55.079
    | text      = Wow, what a crowd.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:58.079
    | text      = Wow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:42:59.079
    | text      = Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:00.079
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:01.079
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:02.079
    | text      = Marty's now doing sound effects for us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:08.079
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:10.079
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:12.079
    | text      = Hey, Marty, how'd you make that sound effect?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:16.920
    | text      = I got all these people here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:18.159
    | text      = I got 2,000 people standing here listening to me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:21.679
    | text      = Listen, you're a sweetheart, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:23.199
    | text      = Always love talking to you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:24.199
    | text      = Take care, my friend.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:25.199
    | text      = Talk to you soon.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:26.199
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:27.199
    | text      = Take care.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:28.199
    | text      = I'll tell you, that's a sweet old man right there, folks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:30.039
    | text      = That is a sweet old man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:32.360
    | text      = Here's what I love about that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:33.559
    | text      = I love whenever you can audibly hear somebody go, no point in keeping this going.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:41.440
    | text      = Whenever he's like, hey, how did you do that sound effect?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:45.039
    | text      = Marty gives that explanation.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:46.039
    | text      = He's like, hey, great to see you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:47.639
    | text      = No followups.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:48.639
    | text      = I don't want any more.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:49.639
    | text      = There's no way that continuing this line of thought is going to end well for me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:53.159
    | text      = So we're done.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:54.159
    | text      = But meanwhile, you can also feel Marty want to continue to play.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:57.639
    | text      = Oh, absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:43:58.639
    | text      = Oh, I've got this huge crowd here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:00.559
    | text      = There's 2,000 people watching me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:02.599
    | text      = Yeah, let's mix it up, buddy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:04.480
    | text      = How do you feel about this crowd over here?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:06.880
    | text      = He's ambitious.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:07.880
    | text      = He is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:08.880
    | text      = He is a guy who's like, I fucking love soap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:12.039
    | text      = I've made this soap company, but I am now allowed to be on a radio show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:16.579
    | text      = I'm going to live my dream.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:18.800
    | text      = I'm going to make the most of it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:20.079
    | text      = I'm going to fuck around.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:21.840
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:22.840
    | text      = It is hard not to believe that Marty truly lives in a completely different world than
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:28.300
    | text      = the rest of us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:29.619
    | text      = And all of the stuff that normally bothers people just bounces off because this man cares
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:35.460
    | text      = about soap and limericks and that's it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:38.460
    | text      = The end.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:39.539
    | text      = And annoying Alex as part of a financial agreement.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:45.860
    | text      = I love the confidence because that's not a poem that he found somewhere else.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:50.260
    | text      = That's not a limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:51.699
    | text      = That's not a structured poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:53.920
    | text      = That is a free form.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:55.300
    | text      = I'll rhyme if I want to or I won't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:44:57.900
    | text      = The meter is what I say it is or it's not.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:00.460
    | text      = The length of the stanza is however long.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:03.699
    | text      = He wrote it though for sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:04.699
    | text      = And then he said it out loud.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:07.340
    | text      = And I think there's a real brilliance to it in that he knew that this is talking about
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:13.500
    | text      = how great Alex is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:15.019
    | text      = I think he's going to let me roll.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:17.460
    | text      = I think I can do it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:19.460
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:20.460
    | text      = You're going to have a much more positive reception to your poems if one of them or
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:25.579
    | text      = the possibility of one of them is Alex is great, Alex is great, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:31.219
    | text      = is great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:32.219
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:33.219
    | text      = So I think he had a real triumph there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:36.539
    | text      = And unfortunately this leads him to much like Icarus, fly too close to the sun because he
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:44.699
    | text      = decides, Marty decides that Alex's show needs a little bit of culture.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:49.420
    | text      = He needs to class this place up.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:53.099
    | text      = And so instead of a limerick one day, he decides he's going to do a scene from Hamlet.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:45:58.139
    | text      = We are so appreciative of that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:00.699
    | text      = It just makes our day and our week and our month and our year.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:05.820
    | text      = Marty, go ahead and get into your Hamlet and then we'll tell folks about the show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:11.219
    | text      = I thought your show could use a little culture.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:13.699
    | text      = So I want to offer a culture interlude.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:16.659
    | text      = Up in the Colorado mountains, aisle high above Denver is a castle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:22.860
    | text      = Residing in the castle is his majesty, King Bates, his beautiful wife, Queen Bates, his
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:30.179
    | text      = lovely daughter, Princess Bates, and his teenage son, Master.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:37.179
    | text      = The King makes a proclamation and says, today is Monday and it's laundry day.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:44.380
    | text      = He calls his steps on Hamlet and says, go to the market and secure a box of laundry
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:51.219
    | text      = detergents.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:52.579
    | text      = Now Hamlet doesn't always listen to the King.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:46:56.579
    | text      = He is still pissed off because the King killed his father to marry his gorgeous mother.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:02.659
    | text      = This is a real soap opera.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:04.460
    | text      = So Hamlet goes up to his room, gets up on his pedestal.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:09.340
    | text      = All castles have pedestals by the way, and shouts act two, scene one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:15.860
    | text      = He's a fan of Shakespeare and also the Alex Jones show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:20.579
    | text      = Act two, scene one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:23.539
    | text      = He proclaims to buy or not to buy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:29.179
    | text      = That is the question.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:31.179
    | text      = Whether it is nobler in the home to suffer the perfumes and dyes of outrageous chemicals
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:37.659
    | text      = or purchase pure soap against this sea of pollution and buy this acquisition and them
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:46.980
    | text      = to wash, to bathe much more and buy this real soap product say we end the falsehoods
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:47:55.179
    | text      = and a thousand unnatural corruptions that detergent is heir to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:00.340
    | text      = There's a consummation devoutly to be secured to buy pure soap perchance to use.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:11.420
    | text      = Aye, there's the suds.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:14.619
    | text      = For in the pleasure of ownership what dreams may come when we have cleansed our mortal
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:20.619
    | text      = home must give us pause.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:23.219
    | text      = There's the respect that makes living of so long life enjoyable.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:29.260
    | text      = For must we bear the unrelented distaste of enzymes, the antibacterials, the bathtub stench,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:38.780
    | text      = the pangs of extreme costs, the sodium chlorides, the insolence of detergents and of the odorants
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:46.980
    | text      = that patient merit of the unworthy takes when he himself might as quiet as make with an
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:54.179
    | text      = all natural soap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:48:56.179
    | text      = Who would that bear this cost to grunt and sweat under a life of perfumes but that the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:05.219
    | text      = dread of this can change forever with the undiscovered wealth of the Cal-Ben soap company
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:12.699
    | text      = no consumer can be without.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:16.739
    | text      = What puzzles the will is what makes us rather bear those expensive chemicals we buy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:24.300
    | text      = Alex must talk to all others that know not of him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:29.659
    | text      = Thus ignorance does make cowards of us all and thus the Cal-Ben Q of resolution is strengthened
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:37.860
    | text      = over with great soaps, design and enterprises of great quality and truth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:45.340
    | text      = With this regard their sales of current turn upward and gain the name of action.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:55.579
    | text      = Buy soap now.
}}

{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:49:58.500
    | text      = Oh fair, oh strong, oh Jones, nymphs and aorisons, be all my ads flow through thee.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:10.059
    | text      = Yay!
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:11.059
    | text      = Oh my gosh.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:50:12.059
    | text      = I love you.
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    | text      = I love you.
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    | text      = I love you.
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    | text      = I love you.
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    | text      = I love you.
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    | text      = I love you.
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    | text      = I love you.
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    | text      = What is happening?
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    | text      = Marty I don't think they're gonna have Cal-Ben pure soap in the FEMA camp.
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    | text      = I pardon?
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    | text      = Have you heard that Cheney has now announced himself above even executive orders and his
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    | text      = own laws that he's been- Oh, is this new?
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    | text      = I haven't heard that.
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    | text      = Is that new?
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    | text      = Okay, I put this to you.
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    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = As you know I have a weird feeling for power imbalances.
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    | text      = That was Alex demanding dominance back over his show.
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    | text      = One million percent.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = He's like, I've got an applause clip.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I've got a better applause clip that I'm going to play for your old ass.
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    | text      = Except it goes so fucking long.
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    | text      = And Marty still has his own applause clip.
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    | text      = Oh my God.
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    | text      = Yes, totally.
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    | text      = That is a dominance play.
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    | text      = That was amazing.
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    | text      = That was amazing.
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    | text      = At no point in time was I ever convinced he was going to do the whole thing.
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    | timestamp = 00:51:24.340
    | text      = And he still did it.
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    | text      = He did it.
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    | text      = Amazing.
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    | text      = I mean, I'd heard it before and I still was shocked at every moment that it kept going.
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    | text      = And every time I looked at the progress bar, I was like, two minutes left.
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    | timestamp = 00:51:36.019
    | text      = Wow.
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    | text      = This is a lot.
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    | text      = I'll tell you this.
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    | text      = That is a man who appreciates and has participated in local theater.
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    | text      = Yes.
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    | timestamp = 00:51:46.099
    | text      = Maybe in World War II, he was doing theater for the troops.
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    | text      = Maybe that's what he was doing.
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    | text      = God damn it.
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    | text      = And he did the whole thing about, he really just put the soap.
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    | text      = But God, that guy loves soap more than love.
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    | text      = If you killed his father, that would be less offensive than if you fucked with soap instead
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    | text      = of detergent or you know what I mean.
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    | text      = He loves soap and performing.
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    | text      = Like it's so like he's just a little guy who loves the spotlight.
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    | text      = He can't get enough of this.
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    | text      = I'm going to write a five minute retelling of Hamlet that's about soap.
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    | text      = And I'm going to deliver it.
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    | text      = And I'm not going to just deliver it.
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    | text      = I'm going to act it and I'm going to act it hard.
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    | text      = I'm going to hit my meter.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I'm going to hit my fucking stanza breaks.
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    | text      = I'm going to go for each little spot.
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    | text      = And at every point in time, people will know I hate detergent and I love soap.
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    | text      = And look, there's a part of me that feels like the line between this and like pretty
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = fucking good alternative comedy in 2007, 2008.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:52:58.619
    | text      = Not very, it's not very, it's pretty close.
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    | text      = Right on.
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    | text      = If it's were somebody doing a character on Alex's show, like it's hilarious.
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    | timestamp = 00:53:08.579
    | text      = Yep.
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    | text      = 100%.
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    | text      = It's a sweet old man though.
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    | text      = Which makes it weirdly like endearing.
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    | text      = I would love it for it to be an underground hard edged comic who's doing a bit and he's
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    | text      = really taking the piss out of Alex.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = That it's an old man who truly loves local theater takes it makes me feel weird.
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    | text      = So he does a couple more really long Hamlet like Shakespeare.
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    | text      = He does a Caesar one and I just don't have the energy to listen to another five minute
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    | text      = thing, but it's pretty much the same thing.
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    | text      = It's very similar.
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    | text      = He does a few of these.
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    | timestamp = 00:53:54.199
    | text      = Doing one of those is more like extortion than advertising.
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    | text      = That is too long.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:53:59.320
    | text      = That is like forcing somebody to be there against their will for too long.
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    | timestamp = 00:54:03.820
    | text      = And I think it pissed Alex off.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = I think that there was probably a point where it came to be like, we're doing a show here.
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    | text      = You can't just you can't do a monologue.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = You can do a limerick, but you can't do a monologue.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
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    | text      = So everything comes back to more reasonable length.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:19.400
    | text      = Give me a limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:21.280
    | text      = We only got 30 seconds.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:22.800
    | text      = Okay then let me give you the limerick for today.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:26.800
    | text      = We got the limerick going.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:54:27.800
    | text      = All right.
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    | text      = I want you to write this down because it's important for your family.
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    | timestamp = 00:54:33.280
    | text      = There once was an egg named Mabel who tried to stand, but wasn't able.
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    | timestamp = 00:54:39.480
    | text      = But our problem you see was solved.
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    | timestamp = 00:54:43.000
    | text      = One, two, three.
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    | timestamp = 00:54:45.119
    | text      = If you first sprinkle salt on the table.
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    | text      = One 800-340-7091 five star soap.com.
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    | timestamp = 00:54:55.760
    | text      = Marty, you are a character.
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    | timestamp = 00:54:57.920
    | text      = We love you.
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    | timestamp = 00:54:58.920
    | text      = God bless.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:00.559
    | text      = Sure.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:01.559
    | text      = The egg on the table needs salt.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:04.639
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:05.639
    | text      = All right, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:07.360
    | text      = That's fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:08.360
    | text      = Sure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:09.360
    | text      = It is what it is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:55:10.360
    | text      = But I started thinking about it maybe because I was bored with that limerick in particular.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | text      = I was like, his phone always seems to ring at certain times.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:23.739
    | text      = He's already shown himself to be capable of sound effects.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:28.039
    | text      = I think that's a sound effect.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:30.360
    | text      = I pointed at you so hard because I had that same thought.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:36.159
    | text      = When that phone rang, I was like, that sounds fake.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:38.760
    | text      = That sounds fake as shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:42.760
    | text      = There is no way this man is doing that fucking Hamlet speech and is also this busy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:50.800
    | text      = It's very tough to imagine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:53.159
    | text      = The phone does seem to ring at kind of opportune times.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:55:58.280
    | text      = So I think maybe it's all fake.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:00.880
    | text      = And maybe this is some kind of real avant garde art project.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:07.219
    | text      = I would give anything to find out that that man does not sell soap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:10.719
    | text      = I would give anything to find out that there's no soap company.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:13.880
    | text      = He may be just an eccentric billionaire who's living out some sort of weird role-playing
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:18.440
    | text      = fantasy that's been going on for a long time.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:21.119
    | text      = That would be amazing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:22.119
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:23.119
    | text      = He's just a lonely guy with disposable income who knows Ted Anderson and tricked Alex into
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:26.880
    | text      = thinking he has a soap company.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:28.039
    | text      = And it's just for him.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:30.880
    | text      = Or it's some guy who hangs out at Largo doing a bit that never paid off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:34.840
    | text      = Like it never got revealed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:37.000
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:38.000
    | text      = Oh, man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:41.119
    | text      = I just had the thought of somebody having a brilliant bit like this that is playing
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:46.599
    | text      = out in the background of everybody.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:48.440
    | text      = And there's a moment where it's going to be revealed and everybody's going to go ape shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:51.559
    | text      = But then they died first.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:53.679
    | text      = And so then there's this historical missing bit that's out there that we'll maybe never
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:58.960
    | text      = find.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:56:59.960
    | text      = God, that's so sad.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:01.059
    | text      = That breaks my heart.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:02.059
    | text      = Well, that could be what we're uncovering and we get all the credit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:06.539
    | text      = So Alex's show, obviously in the present day, deeply religious.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:11.559
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:12.559
    | text      = Deeply.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:13.559
    | text      = But at the time, just kind of religious.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:15.559
    | text      = You know, in the late 2000s.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:18.679
    | text      = Not super-
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:19.679
    | text      = These can be on birth control.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:20.679
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:21.679
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:22.679
    | text      = I'm going to have to talk to you about Satan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:23.679
    | text      = I'm going to have to talk to you about Satan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:24.679
    | text      = As always, Marty, it's great having you on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:26.159
    | text      = Give us a limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:27.159
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:28.159
    | text      = This is way, way, this is my most favorite limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:31.480
    | text      = Very, very old.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:33.760
    | text      = God's plan made a hopeful beginning, but man spoiled his chances by sinning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:41.199
    | text      = We trust that the story will end in God's glory, but at present, the other side's winning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:52.639
    | text      = Oh boy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:53.639
    | text      = The devil is winning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:57:55.639
    | text      = His favorite limerick is about how the devil's winning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:03.639
    | text      = Oh God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:05.559
    | text      = I love that Alex totally expected there to be more to that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:09.039
    | text      = He was clearly like, well, it doesn't end there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:12.679
    | text      = It doesn't end there, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:14.519
    | text      = God wins at the end.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:15.519
    | text      = There's got to be some assurance of God's victory.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:17.760
    | text      = Right?
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    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:19.880
    | text      = But the devil's fucking winning.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:23.199
    | text      = Hopefully it all ends in God's glory, but it turns out the rhyme requires the devil
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:27.719
    | text      = to be winning right now, unfortunately.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:29.840
    | text      = Shit looks bad right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:31.199
    | text      = Sorry.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:32.199
    | text      = The limerick rules apply.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:33.559
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:34.559
    | text      = So this is what I feel marks the departure for Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:41.679
    | text      = We've had the era of testing the waters.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:45.019
    | text      = We've had the era of Shakespearean monologues, and now he has declared that the devil is
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:52.860
    | text      = winning the battle of good and evil.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:58:55.059
    | text      = And I think he's just going to lean into it and start being a little bit dirty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:58:59.380
    | text      = Marty, it's always wonderful having you on with us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:59:03.179
    | text      = Give us a limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:04.179
    | text      = This is a very old one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:07.659
    | text      = An accident really uncanny occurred to my elderly granny.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:14.260
    | text      = She sat down in a chair while her false teeth lie there and bit herself right in the fanny.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:23.739
    | text      = Five star soap.com, 1-800-340-7091.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:27.699
    | text      = At least get the sample tote bag.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:29.539
    | text      = At least get the tote bag, guys.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:31.340
    | text      = Come on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:32.340
    | text      = So that's dirty, but it's at least a little...
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:36.699
    | text      = It's public domain dirty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:38.579
    | text      = You know, like in the UK, maybe fanny, that kind of language wouldn't fly.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:42.860
    | text      = But here, we're fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:43.860
    | text      = Well, that one actually goes back to Lincoln.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:45.219
    | text      = It was Lincoln who said that one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:59:46.940
    | text      = So we know that that was mainly butt related.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 00:59:50.820
    | text      = Yeah, false teeth, bit the fanny.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:54.539
    | text      = Bop, bop, bop, bop, chomp, chomp.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:56.820
    | text      = It's a little dirty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 00:59:58.500
    | text      = It's untoward.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:00.280
    | text      = You're talking about butts.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:02.139
    | text      = I just like that Alex had a genuine laugh after just the first two lines.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:07.860
    | text      = My granny.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:08.860
    | text      = He's genuinely like, look at that granny.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:11.980
    | text      = He's probably going to get hurt.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:12.980
    | text      = Oh, there's an accident that happens to an old person.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:16.019
    | text      = We're cooking with gas.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:17.019
    | text      = He was laughing in anticipation.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:19.940
    | text      = What's going to happen to granny?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:20.940
    | text      = I bet it's not good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:22.780
    | text      = Well, he should know that it's a poem.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:25.179
    | text      = And what rhymes with granny, fanny?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:27.059
    | text      = He should see this bus coming from a ways away.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:30.539
    | text      = And yet he still seems a little bit caught off guard.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:36.019
    | text      = I don't know if he's ever seen the punchline coming.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:40.219
    | text      = I think Alex is a very strong, the punchline will always hit hard.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:45.139
    | text      = And that makes him a good audience.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:47.739
    | text      = So Marty is now emboldened, I think.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:51.820
    | text      = And he is full of just hubris to the point where I believe he is now doing bestiality
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:00:59.920
    | text      = related lyrics.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:01.920
    | text      = Marty, give us a limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:03.920
    | text      = Well, I heard this last week on the radio from a major San Francisco station owned by
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:09.880
    | text      = Disney.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:10.880
    | text      = And I immediately wrote it down because I wanted to share with you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:14.039
    | text      = It starts like this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:15.039
    | text      = There was a young maiden named Myrtle who had an affair with a title with a swelling
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:22.719
    | text      = in her girdle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:23.719
    | text      = And her mother found out that Myrtle's turtle was fertile.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:28.679
    | text      = Man, you're something else.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:31.840
    | text      = Marty will talk to you soon.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:32.840
    | text      = Take care, my friend.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:33.880
    | text      = So this lady fucked a turtle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:35.880
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:36.880
    | text      = What are we doing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:37.880
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:38.880
    | text      = We're going to have a sad human turtle hybrid with eyes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:44.039
    | text      = That's what's going to happen.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:45.260
    | text      = This is where it all began, buddy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:47.079
    | text      = What about the homeschooled children that are listening to this?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:51.079
    | text      = This is no good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:52.480
    | text      = Alex can't be having this kind of content.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:54.400
    | text      = This is obscene.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:01:57.199
    | text      = This is the most 1940s World War II veteran that you can be.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:02.119
    | text      = I heard this thing and I was like, I gotta go write this down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:06.559
    | text      = I gotta go write this down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:08.320
    | text      = There's no other way for me to hear a thing and then share it with you later.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:12.380
    | text      = I gotta go write it down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:13.719
    | text      = Amazing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:14.719
    | text      = A Disney radio station had this filthy fucking poem about having sex with a turtle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:20.679
    | text      = I gotta write this down.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:21.920
    | text      = I gotta tell Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:23.679
    | text      = Also, what a relationship.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:27.239
    | text      = Obviously it's very one-sided.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:29.199
    | text      = It's very one-sided.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:30.280
    | text      = Alex is never out and about thinking, oh, I'll write that down and tell Marty later.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:35.800
    | text      = He hears a good limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:37.000
    | text      = He's not going to save it for his old buddy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:41.880
    | text      = Marty is like going out just getting people little gifts.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:45.400
    | text      = I bet he goes out and he just stops out somewhere and he just goes, oh, this made me think of
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:49.719
    | text      = you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:50.719
    | text      = He bought it and then he gives it to you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:51.960
    | text      = It has nothing to do with you and it's fucking gross.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:55.119
    | text      = Yep, absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:57.440
    | text      = I'll throw it away immediately.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:02:59.079
    | text      = You have purchased garbage for me, sir.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:01.480
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:02.480
    | text      = So the trend continues a little bit and there's a little bit, it's cheeky.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:06.920
    | text      = There's some cheeky stuff going on.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:08.880
    | text      = Got about 60 seconds.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:09.920
    | text      = Give me a limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:10.920
    | text      = A cute little babe from St. Paul wore a newspaper dress to a ball, but the dress caught on fire
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:22.119
    | text      = and burned her entire front page sporting section and all.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:27.719
    | text      = Oh, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:31.519
    | text      = Oh, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:32.519
    | text      = Oh, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:33.519
    | text      = Sporting section.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:34.519
    | text      = Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:35.519
    | text      = I'll tell you what, that one was disappointing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:38.320
    | text      = That one was real disappointing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:40.000
    | text      = Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:41.000
    | text      = Oh, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:42.000
    | text      = Oh, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:43.000
    | text      = Yeah, but she had a newspaper dress and she burned her, burned her tits off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:50.760
    | text      = I think this, I think here's what happened.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:53.079
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:54.079
    | text      = So, first off, of all of these lyrics and poems up to this point, this is the first
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:03:59.480
    | text      = one that had the correct meter and had the upward inflection at the end of the second
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:03.519
    | text      = line, which is very important.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:05.000
    | text      = That's true.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:06.000
    | text      = So it was going great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:07.000
    | text      = It was going great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:08.440
    | text      = Then the third line, short, boom, nailed it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:11.920
    | text      = Then the fourth line, no, he ended in the middle of the phrase.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:17.639
    | text      = So now the whole thing is rude.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:19.280
    | text      = The whole thing is rude.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:21.840
    | text      = I'm less tough on him from that standpoint.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:24.920
    | text      = I think that it's high art to refer to someone's body parts as their sporting section on Alex's
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:35.039
    | text      = show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:36.039
    | text      = I think that that's quite a swing and Alex should not be thrilled with this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:40.440
    | text      = This should be like, you're a fucking gross man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:46.480
    | text      = I like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:47.800
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:48.800
    | text      = I mean, what are you going to do?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:50.800
    | text      = What are you going to do?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:51.800
    | text      = As far as horrible things that old men have said about women goes, to me at least, this
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:57.320
    | text      = is way low on the list.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:04:59.519
    | text      = True.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:00.519
    | text      = True.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:01.519
    | text      = But there's homeschooled kids listening and Alex has a responsibility to teach them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:04.960
    | text      = Imagine if they go to school the next day and tell all of their classmates, oh, wait.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:10.599
    | text      = Hmm.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:11.599
    | text      = No, they can't.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:12.599
    | text      = They could tell their mom.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:13.599
    | text      = Yeah, that's probably not a good recipe.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:15.639
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:16.639
    | text      = So the next, uh, next homework we have, uh, is about a guy with a smelly ass.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:20.880
    | text      = Here's the lemmer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:21.880
    | text      = You ready?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:22.880
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:23.880
    | text      = There once was a man from Australia who painted his ass like a dyer.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:31.199
    | text      = The color was fine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:33.199
    | text      = Likewise, the design, but the aroma, that was a failure.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:38.920
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:40.440
    | text      = Marty Schachter, always good to have you take care of buddy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:42.719
    | text      = We'll talk to you again next month.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:44.000
    | text      = Thank you, Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:45.000
    | text      = I don't think Alex is thrilled with this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:47.159
    | text      = The guy's ass stinks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:49.159
    | text      = All right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:50.920
    | text      = I like that the content of the limerick seems very important to Alex as opposed to the turn
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:05:57.159
    | text      = or the concept of the joke being a thing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:01.460
    | text      = It's very much like, oh, Marty, this one's no good.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:06.480
    | text      = What are you doing?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:07.480
    | text      = And you get a feeling of like lowering action.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:11.199
    | text      = Like he's, he's starting, like Alex is starting to feel like, Oh God, yup.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:18.519
    | text      = Fucking sporting section.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:19.880
    | text      = Lady fucked a turtle.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:20.960
    | text      = This guy's ass smells.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:22.139
    | text      = What are we doing?
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    | timestamp = 01:06:23.559
    | text      = We're on, we're on the fourth layer of the, uh, uh, pre-taped call-in show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:30.039
    | text      = That's where we're at right now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:31.639
    | text      = I swear to God, I told you one more limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:37.280
    | text      = So I have a theory that Alex had a little chat with Marty about these limericks and
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    | timestamp = 01:06:43.519
    | text      = about how they're dirty and how this is a family show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:48.039
    | text      = There's homeschoolers listening and it's Alex's job to teach them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:52.920
    | text      = And so Marty comes back with what I would describe as a meta limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:06:58.239
    | text      = That is a limerick about his limericks and how they're clean.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:02.679
    | text      = The first limerick for today is a limerick packed last anatomical into space that is
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:07:11.199
    | text      = quite economical.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:13.239
    | text      = But the good ones I've seen so seldom are clean and the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:20.840
    | text      = For Alex, every line has been clean, not a word that's for pain or obscene or spelled
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:28.119
    | text      = in four letters that might pain our betters or snafu if you know what we mean.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:07:35.280
    | text      = All right, Marty, good having you with us.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:07:38.000
    | text      = We'll talk to you again soon.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:41.239
    | text      = That feels in response to something.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:44.119
    | text      = That feels like half of a conversation where the first half is your limericks are dirty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:51.019
    | text      = And he's saying in limerick form, Alex, all my shit's clean.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:55.039
    | text      = I don't use four letter words.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:57.360
    | text      = This is all clean.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:07:58.360
    | text      = I've been so clean for you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:00.559
    | text      = Yeah, it feels like this was a, I was brought into the principal's office and I heard what
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:07.920
    | text      = the principal had to say and the principal didn't listen to me.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:10.699
    | text      = So I went home and I wrote a two stanza limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:14.599
    | text      = And when I tell the principal, they'll finally be on my side because the only way to fight
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:19.800
    | text      = fire with fire is with limericks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:22.199
    | text      = And instead the principal is even more fucking annoyed.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:24.800
    | text      = Of course, it's twice as long.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:27.439
    | text      = It's twice as long.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:28.439
    | text      = You could have done half of that and it would have been better.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:31.319
    | text      = It said you did two.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:32.560
    | text      = You could have just left the first one, the implied response to mine.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:36.119
    | text      = You didn't have to make it an extemporaneous text.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:39.640
    | text      = Jesus Christ.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:41.039
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:42.039
    | text      = So Marty's time is short after this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:46.039
    | text      = I think that the difference of opinion between them about whether or not limericks are dirty
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:52.239
    | text      = or not as they just can't bridge that gap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:08:55.680
    | text      = No amount of shared soap love or advertising dollars is going to work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:01.760
    | text      = And so we have one last limerick from our friend, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:05.960
    | text      = All right, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:07.640
    | text      = Again, it's five star soap.com and give us today's limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:12.399
    | text      = A skydiving couple named Lord decided on sex while they soared.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:22.560
    | text      = They got so excited while flying United, they never did pull the rip cord.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:31.199
    | text      = Marty that's a little racy, but that's your first racy one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:34.079
    | text      = So we'll let you get by with it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:35.239
    | text      = God bless you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:36.239
    | text      = We'll talk to you again soon.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:37.239
    | text      = Thank you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:38.239
    | text      = Marty, Marty, little racy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:39.239
    | text      = Talking about fucking on a plane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:43.119
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:44.119
    | text      = Can't let you get away with that one.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:48.279
    | text      = Oh my God.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:51.239
    | text      = Little racy, little racy, buddy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:54.159
    | text      = Actually saying sex out loud.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:56.779
    | text      = People doing it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:57.779
    | text      = Sex on a plane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:09:59.199
    | text      = That's racy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:00.199
    | text      = What does it mean that they didn't pull the rip cord?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:02.479
    | text      = It wasn't on a plane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:03.479
    | text      = They were skydiving.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:04.479
    | text      = So they had jumped out of the plane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:06.199
    | text      = No.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:07.199
    | text      = They said they were fucking on a United plane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:09.239
    | text      = No, no, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:10.279
    | text      = They were United.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:12.640
    | text      = Ooh, let's listen to it again.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:15.720
    | text      = Go for it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:16.720
    | text      = All right, Marty.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:17.720
    | text      = Again, it's fivestarsoap.com and give us today's limerick.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:22.159
    | text      = A skydiving couple named Lord decided on sex while they soared.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:33.239
    | text      = They got so excited while flying United, they never did pull the rip cord.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:41.079
    | text      = Marty that's a little racy, but.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:42.720
    | text      = You're right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:43.720
    | text      = You're right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:44.760
    | text      = Flying United is not flying on a United airplane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:48.680
    | text      = There were United as one, so they died.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:51.439
    | text      = They died.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:52.439
    | text      = PIV.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:53.439
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:54.439
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:55.439
    | text      = Wow.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:56.439
    | text      = I didn't get that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:57.439
    | text      = I thought they were just fucking on a plane.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:58.439
    | text      = What a way to go.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:10:59.439
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:00.439
    | text      = Pulling the rip cord I thought was a metaphor.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:01.880
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:03.520
    | text      = I thought it was like they didn't bust or something like that.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:05.520
    | text      = Right, right, right, right, right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:06.520
    | text      = Nope.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:07.520
    | text      = But no, no, they're dead.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:08.520
    | text      = They died because they did not pull their chute because they were too distracted by
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:13.159
    | text      = the fucking that they knew they were going to be doing while skydiving.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:17.399
    | text      = I love that the response to that is little racy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:20.279
    | text      = Little racy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:21.279
    | text      = Of all the things that I could respond to that with, I feel like little racy isn't one
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:26.479
    | text      = of them.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:27.479
    | text      = Yeah, but it is a little racy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:30.760
    | text      = You know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:31.840
    | text      = No, no, no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:32.840
    | text      = I'm with you.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:33.840
    | text      = I'm just saying that in terms of like, okay, if somebody just out and out says that to
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:37.840
    | text      = me, my first thought is, are you okay?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:42.899
    | text      = Is there something you need?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:45.640
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:46.960
    | text      = What if this person is selling you soap?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:51.000
    | text      = Then what?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:52.000
    | text      = Are you still worried for their welfare?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:54.239
    | text      = I mean, I guess no.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:55.760
    | text      = I guess that makes him the perfect man to sell soap, really.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:11:59.920
    | text      = If you were going to make a Willy Wonka, but for soap, I don't think that he, I mean,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:05.640
    | text      = like a limerick guy would kind of fit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:08.760
    | text      = Yes.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:09.760
    | text      = Now I just thought of an ad campaign.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:13.159
    | text      = So he's out there, he's talking about like this lady fucked a turtle, then he was fertile
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:19.960
    | text      = and all this like really gross limericks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:23.119
    | text      = Lot of turtle fucking.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:24.119
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:25.119
    | text      = That's the before.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:26.720
    | text      = Then he washes his mouth out with soap, Calvin Pure soap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:30.960
    | text      = Love it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:31.960
    | text      = Love it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:33.399
    | text      = He's doing like just very clean family friendly limericks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:37.680
    | text      = We got sold.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:38.680
    | text      = We got an ad campaign here.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:40.279
    | text      = You are just about to change your goddamn name to Dick Whitman, my friend, because you're
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:45.039
    | text      = a genius.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:46.039
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:47.039
    | text      = Imagine soap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:48.039
    | text      = What is it?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:49.039
    | text      = It cleans your mouth.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:51.920
    | text      = That's so weird because I was just reflecting earlier this morning, like I had my mouth
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:12:56.720
    | text      = cleaned out with soap when I was a kid for swearing and nobody was like, this is dumb,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:02.159
    | text      = right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:03.159
    | text      = Everybody was like, no, it makes sense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:04.159
    | text      = See, because it's dirty language.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:05.560
    | text      = So you clean it with soap.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:06.640
    | text      = It makes perfect sense.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:07.640
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:08.640
    | text      = I remember the first time that happened in my life.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:10.920
    | text      = I did, I didn't know how to articulate it, but I was like, this is symbolic, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:17.359
    | text      = I didn't know how to say that as a kid, but there was a part of my brain that was like,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:20.880
    | text      = I know this doesn't work.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:22.920
    | text      = This isn't doing anything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:23.920
    | text      = Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:25.319
    | text      = This is a, you're poisoning me as a punishment, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:27.920
    | text      = That's what's happening.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:28.920
    | text      = It's just that soap tastes bad, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:30.920
    | text      = That's what's happening.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:32.920
    | text      = Okay.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:33.920
    | text      = Great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:34.920
    | text      = Great.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:35.920
    | text      = So Marty is gone.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:36.920
    | text      = Marty, I don't know when he died.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:38.359
    | text      = I don't know if he's still with us, but he stopped appearing on Alex's show in about
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:42.960
    | text      = 2010 and probably, I like to believe, absent any other information, it's because of the
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:50.199
    | text      = trajectory that we have laid out here today.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:52.840
    | text      = Absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:53.840
    | text      = Absolutely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:13:54.840
    | text      = He got too big for his britches, started doing legitimate small town theater on Alex's show,
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:02.359
    | text      = got scolded, started getting dirty, and then Alex had enough of it.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:08.720
    | text      = I truly believe in my heart of hearts, and I don't care what the truth is, in my heart
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:13.960
    | text      = of hearts, Alex loves money so much, but Schachter's liberics were so bad that he had
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:22.279
    | text      = no choice but to go against everything that he believed in and say, I don't want your
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:27.039
    | text      = money.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:28.039
    | text      = I hate your liberics.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:29.039
    | text      = That's amazing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:30.039
    | text      = Well, I think that's part of it, and then I think also, we touched on when Alex brought
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:33.960
    | text      = in his own applause sound effect.
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    | text      = He was trying to dominate, and I think that this probably is a space that's so silly,
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    | timestamp = 01:14:43.420
    | text      = it's so whimsical, and Marty does have a sense of humor.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:47.340
    | text      = It's not great, but it's there.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:49.859
    | text      = It's there.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:50.859
    | text      = And Alex can't dance with it, and he can't dominate that space.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:14:57.100
    | text      = Marty is a little cherub running around that Alex can't understand.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:02.779
    | text      = He can't figure out how to best Mr. Mixleplicks.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:08.699
    | text      = You know what it is?
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:10.020
    | text      = He's got a segment.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:11.520
    | text      = That's what's happened.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:13.020
    | text      = Somehow Schachter has just forced his way into being like, well, this is the Schachter
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:17.340
    | text      = Five.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:18.340
    | text      = We're going to give Schachter five minutes every time he comes on, and that's not how
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    | timestamp = 01:15:21.899
    | text      = this goes.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:22.899
    | text      = You sponsor the show, and then you get the fuck out.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:25.100
    | text      = You don't get your own little, here's what I'm challenged about today.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:29.460
    | text      = And I will yell about how great your soap is.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:32.000
    | text      = We'll do everything we can to sell your soap, but yeah, you don't get your own corner because
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    | timestamp = 01:15:38.539
    | text      = I think that once somebody can do that, people will stop liking Alex as much because they'll
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    | timestamp = 01:15:43.539
    | text      = realize there's something more fun to listen to.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:46.739
    | text      = Look at this silly old man.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:49.659
    | text      = Why don't you give, here's the problem though, right?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:52.159
    | text      = Is then the next step is why don't you give him some more time?
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:15:55.579
    | text      = We love silly old man.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:15:57.180
    | text      = Then out of nowhere, now you've got 20 minutes devoted to Schachter's Olympics every damn
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    | timestamp = 01:16:02.979
    | text      = episode.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:04.220
    | text      = Alex is just sponsoring the Schachter power hour and the poetry slam with Schachter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:13.300
    | text      = Alex tries to write his own limericks to get in.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:15.819
    | text      = Oh my God, I would love to see a dueling limericks between Alex and Barty Schachter.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:21.739
    | text      = I don't think he has the creativity.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:23.739
    | text      = It's such a low standard of creativity, and yet I think Alex doesn't clear that bar.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:28.779
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:29.779
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:30.779
    | text      = It's like you should be able to bang out at least one limerick in a day.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:35.060
    | text      = Just spend some time on it, get three, four hours set aside, and then you can bang out
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:40.979
    | text      = a solid limerick.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:41.979
    | text      = I feel like that's-
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:42.979
    | text      = What was that, Kanye?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:43.979
    | text      = Like seven beats a day for three summers?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:46.819
    | text      = That but limericks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:47.819
    | text      = Yes, exactly that but limericks.
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{{TranscriptBlock
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    | timestamp = 01:16:51.460
    | text      = So yeah, I wanted to do this partially because like I said, I wanted to give you a light
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:56.300
    | text      = day at the office.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:16:57.579
    | text      = But also, I've done some interviews and people have asked me, what do I want people to know
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    | timestamp = 01:17:05.180
    | text      = about Alex Jones?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:07.180
    | text      = And it's such a nebulous question.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:08.880
    | text      = It's such a like, yeah, there's a lot of things that I'd like people to know.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:12.420
    | text      = Like he is a racist and that kind of shit.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:15.819
    | text      = But there's something about this that is what I want people to know about Alex.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:22.180
    | text      = He's a fucking clown.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:24.659
    | text      = He is the kind of person who is doing a show about how the globalists are going to round
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:30.359
    | text      = everyone up in FEMA camps and take over the world and poison the vaccines and all this.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:35.260
    | text      = And the only way he can make money doing it is if an old dude tells dirty limericks on
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:39.979
    | text      = his show.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:41.060
    | text      = Like that's who he is at his heart.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:44.800
    | text      = And so I like, it's a hard thing to put into words precisely.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:52.460
    | text      = But if you get Shactor, you get everything.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:17:55.180
    | text      = Yeah, there's an element of when other people see him, because he has got so many decades
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:04.760
    | text      = of effort put into this glitz, this show, this illusion around him, that it is very
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:12.579
    | text      = hard for people to see the truth, which is that this is a man fighting for dominance
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:17.180
    | text      = with the soap limerick guy.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:19.420
    | text      = And losing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:20.420
    | text      = Hard.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:21.420
    | text      = And losing.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:22.460
    | text      = Not even close.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:23.460
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:24.460
    | text      = And I think that's important.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:25.979
    | text      = That's an important image that people keep in their mind.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:29.140
    | text      = So we are going to be off in Portland in the near future.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:34.840
    | text      = So I think, I'm not sure when our next episode is going to come out.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:38.180
    | text      = The immediate future.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:39.699
    | text      = We'll be off in Portland in the immediate future.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:42.180
    | text      = Very shortly from now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:43.979
    | text      = We are doing a show on Friday there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:47.619
    | text      = So I don't think we're going to have a Friday episode.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:49.899
    | text      = Right.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:50.899
    | text      = Because we're also doing a show on Thursday there.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:52.939
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:53.939
    | text      = But we might be back on Monday.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:18:55.779
    | text      = I would like, if possible, to put the Thursday show out on Monday.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:00.380
    | text      = But I'm not sure logistically if we'll be able to pull that off.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:03.579
    | text      = So we might be back next week.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:05.699
    | text      = Who knows?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:06.699
    | text      = We'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:07.699
    | text      = You know?
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:08.699
    | text      = We'll be, obviously.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:09.699
    | text      = Listen, we're not going to run out now.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:12.300
    | text      = We're at 1100 odd.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:14.220
    | text      = We'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:15.220
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:16.220
    | text      = I'm just trying to warn people that it might not be on Friday.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:20.140
    | text      = We might, you know, hey.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:21.140
    | text      = It might be tough to get one out on Friday.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:23.380
    | text      = Yeah.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:24.380
    | text      = But we'll see.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:25.380
    | text      = But whenever it is, I'll write a limerick for y'all.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:27.500
    | text      = And it'll be a lot of fun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:30.020
    | text      = But hey, Jordan.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:31.500
    | text      = What fun.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:32.500
    | text      = We'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:34.500
    | text      = A delight.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:35.859
    | text      = A delight.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:37.100
    | text      = But until then, we have a website.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:38.739
    | text      = Indeed we do.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:39.819
    | text      = It's knowledgefight.com.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:40.819
    | text      = Yep.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:41.819
    | text      = We'll be back.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:42.819
    | text      = But until then, I'm Neo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:43.819
    | text      = I'm Leo.
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{{TranscriptBlock
    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:44.819
    | text      = I'm DZX Clark.
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    | name      = Unknown Speaker
    | timestamp = 01:19:45.819
    | text      = I am the mysterious professor.
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