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... in the last, uh, days.
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Yeah.
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Reckoning with this-
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Sure.
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... uh, kind of poetic reality that we have, uh, been forced into.
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Hmm.
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Or has been foisted upon us.
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I mean, yeah, I guess, I guess Dante's In-
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Dante's Inferno counts as poet- poetry, so yeah, that, uh, poetic is right.
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I assure you, and I know you believe me, and I hope the audience believes me-
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Yeah.
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... as well that I did not plan this, this out
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so our thousandth episode would be happening when Trump gets back into office and Alex-
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Dude, I'm sorry.
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... is at his greatest peak.
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I, I am sorry. I, if I recall correctly, I have described you as a witch
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many times, so I don't necessarily believe that you didn't plan this out.
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Well, it, but if it's witch stuff, it is
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deeply subconscious, and I am not, I'm not actually, like, sitting and, and like
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diagramming when episodes are coming out and like, "Oh, if we, if we, do-do-do, if we
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do a past episode here then we'll get to a thousand on that day."
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Yeah, yeah, I, I will, I will say this. I've, uh, I've been
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feeling similarly about the, the, uh, uh, symmetry-
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Hmm.
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... if you will.
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Simulation tree.
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And there's, and there's a little bit of me that was like, "Oh,
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maybe this, maybe people are watching, maybe I should masturbate less." Like... (laughs)
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(laughs)
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Like, this, it would make more sense if people were watching as this is all a reality show-
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Hmm.
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... of just the two of us and, and how we would respond to these wacky scenarios that fans came up with.
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Yeah.
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Uh, they'd, uh, "Oh, tweet what would be
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funny for Jordan and Dan's thousandth episode! Two Trump terms!" (laughs)
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Yeah. On Martin Luther King Day.
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Absolutely, yeah. Yeah, let's fucking do it. Let's really go for it.
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Elon Musk does a Nazi salute. What?
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We got a, we got a bad, bad, we got a bad box in Chopped.
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Yeah.
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That's what happened. (laughs)
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Holy shit.
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It's pretty crazy.
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Yeah.
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And there was a lot of, uh, time that I spent,
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you know, sort of processing things in the, in the wake of the, the, um, the inauguration and-
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Sure.
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... uh, trying to figure out, is there a way that our
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thousandth episode could not be about this? And I don't feel like there is.
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It just, it is what it is.
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Yeah. We are-
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We are-
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We are here. (laughs)
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We are here.
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Um, so... Fuck.
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Let's do it. (laughs)
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Here's where we start off with Alex.
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Okay.
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And I don't think it's totally unfair, uh, that he's basically declaring victory.
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Okay.
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(Music)
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We won an incredible victory on November 5th last year, just 76 days ago.
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Now, in mere seconds,
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we win an even bigger battle.
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The globalists are in total panic mode and complete collapse.
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The time has come. JD Vance just took the oath of office
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seconds ago. President Trump is about to step forward now
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on this Monday, January 20th, 2025, live transmission. You
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fought for this, America. And this is just the beginning of our victories. Let's go to the live feed
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from Washington, DC inside the retaken
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US Capitol of the United States of America.
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(Applause)
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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This will be a day long remembered.
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We welcome Chief Justice Roberts to administer the presidential oath of office.
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(Music)
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The Duke has arrived.
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Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.
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I, Donald John Trump, do solemnly swear...
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So we got the Duke, we got a Darth Vader impression.
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Yep.
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Uh, celebrating the death of Obi-Wan.
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Yep.
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Uh, Trump taking office is like the death of Obi-Wan.
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It feels-
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Cool.
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... confused.
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It does a little, yeah.
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It feels uncertain, yeah.
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But it's totally fair that Alex would be declaring victory, like on a day like this, totally.
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This guy got into office and he's promised to enact a completely insane agenda that threatens to victimize
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all of the people Alex hates. International cooperation is gonna be severely
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challenged and the big business interests that Alex pretends to be opposed to
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are gonna rake in record profits. The unwinding of the
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Civil Rights Act is marching onward and is poised to make considerable progress. It's all
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very bad. And this leads me to something that I've been struggling with in the past few weeks.
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Alex and his side have, for all intents and purposes, won at this point that we're at right now.
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Their project to take over the courts, incapacitate Congress and
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create a monarchical figure of a president seems to have come into place, and simultaneously the
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project of poisoning the public discourse to the point where there's
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no real coherent media has paid huge dividends.
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The Democratic Party has very little traction to work from, and
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Trump is acting in ways specifically designed to keep them fighting in a defensive battle
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while his administration carries on toward their goal of
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dismantling every part of the state that helps the common people.
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Repundits are useless to the point where the conversation people were having was about how the
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left can create their own Joe Rogan. It's fucked as an idea or as a goal that people should pursue.
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Things are very bad, and I don't think it's sensational to say that it's hard to find much hope right now.
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When Trump first came into office, there were massive
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protests of hundreds of thousands of people, and it only did so much.
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The Democrats in office found grounds to impeach him twice, and it only did so much.
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The justice system convicted him of
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multiple felonies and would have likely convicted him of plenty more, but that only did so much.
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It's very hard to look at the US as it exists right
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now and find any real hope for a path forward. It feels a lot like the early days of the Iraq War,
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where there was a right wing that was just unquestionably malicious
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and a left wing that was entirely ineffective at standing up to that in any way. It feels like that
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more than 2016 did to me. Because 2016
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felt terrible, but there was a sense of empowerment, like we could do something.
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Um, and this feels a bit more hopeless than that.
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And that's something we're all gonna have to process, because
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the reality is that we weren't powerless then and we aren't powerless
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now, it's just very difficult to figure out how we can express what power we have in these circumstances.
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That's something that I think is an individualistic process, so I can't really give
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anyone insight on how to do that, but I want to encourage
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people who are reflecting on those kinds of things to, to consider.
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Um, but here's the trite thing that I can say with certainty.
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Alex's shit has won the day, but that doesn't mean it's right.
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He can, uh, you know, I can eat some humble pie and recognize that in this moment, Alex has every
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reason to gloat and declare a nominal victory, but what I can't
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do is pretend that the things his victory were based on are real or accurate.
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He still as full of shit as he's always been, he's just a guy who's full of shit celebrating his
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candidate's victory. It's a shallow point and it provides
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literally zero comfort to anyone in the line of fire, but it is the truth.
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And, uh, he's still wrong. Does it mean anything? I don't know.
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Eh.
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I mean, you know,
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it's always nice to revisit American history, uh, in moments like these.
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'Cause it's like, hey man, we survived that.
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Did that.
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Yeah.
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Did that. Did that.
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It's trite because a lot of people didn't.
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Yep.
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But it is also the reality.
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It's, what, what, what do you, uh, I mean, you know, like, hey.
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Cling to what you got.
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Mm-hmm.
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em, I guess. I don't know what to tell you.
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Well, it's, it's, um, it's very hard to not feel disempowered in the moment, uh, of
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what is happening, you know? The, the moves that Trump is
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making immediately upon getting into office is about creating a giant mess that people are go-
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a big knot that people are gonna be untangling and trying to, uh,
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deal with while he moves onto the next mess that he's going to create.
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Yeah. A lot like Alex.
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Yeah, and it's, it's, it's difficult to th- l- look at
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the past-... the eight years that we've been through and see any solution that has worked.
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Yeah.
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No, I mean, it would be... I, uh, you know, it's not, it's not too...
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I, I would say it's very similar to Alex in a couple of ways, in that, like, there have been times where the
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choice was made
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to be like,
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"If we do it this way, it will work."
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Mm-hmm.
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And then they did that, and it didn't work. You know?
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Yeah, there's been cutting of slack and the benefit of the doubt-
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There's been... Yeah.
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... that's been given, uh, unnecessarily to him. And, and-
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All kind of reasonable people have made reasonable arguments that I think w- w- were
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totally rational to listen to in the time-
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Yeah.
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... and now we have to go like, "Well, they were wrong."
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Mm-hmm.
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So that is a thing that happened.
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They're wrong by some standards.
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Right. So, so-
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They're wrong if the end goal is-
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Right.
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... uh, removal of this problem.
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Sure. Yeah. And that's, uh, you know, that's kinda the thing.
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It is a... Pfff. You know, maybe, pfff, we'll get 'em next time.
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Sure.
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Hmm.
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So Trump gets sworn in, and, uh, Alex has to
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vamp around a little bit while he waits for the inauguration speech to begin.
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Gotcha.
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As I've said for decades to you, I bet on you
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because I bet on myself and I bet on humanity, because I bet on the God that made us.
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Let's
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go to this now without my commentary, as the President prepares to give his
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second inaugural address. After he won and the people won
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eight years ago and then four years ago, they stole it publicly, they've been caught.
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They tried to kill Trump, we know of, twice.
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They pulled out all the stops, the Justice Department trying to
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put me in prison and trying to shut this operation
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three times publicly, five times we know of
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since May 31st of last year. And
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that's another example how the battle goes on. InfoWars could be shut down as early as
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late next month, but we'll give you updates on that
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later today.
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I have not been covering it because we've been focused on this last few weeks, but there's big developments.
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... the 45th and the 47th President of the United States of America.
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We now take you live to Washington DC from the retaken Capitol.
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Trifecta; legislative, executive, judicial.
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Now we gotta go in and
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clean up the blue
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infection areas of the cities.
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They are planting false flags, I'm sure of it.
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Race war is their plan, we'll stop them.
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We're ahead of them now, we're not naïve. Thank you God for this moment.
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Thank you Jesus.
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Fill that time (laughs) .
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Just say shit.
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Wow.
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Uh, yeah. The people are applauding, so Alex has got to, you know, talk over that.
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That's fun.
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People get bored-
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It's-
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... if you don't bring up race wars and false flags and shit.
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You know, it is, it is fun because it's one of those silly moments
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that I always try and remember as like, this... If you step back
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and look at all of these super wealthy people having to say 45th and 47th president-
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Mm-hmm.
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... what are we doing? What are you people doing? Just move on.
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It's, uh-
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Ridiculous.
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It's depressing.
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It's ridiculous.
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So Trump gave his speech. He said a lot of dumb shit.
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Yeah.
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Um, and, uh, we, we'll listen to some of it because Alex listens to some of it.
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Great.
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Um, and here's, uh, something about, uh, the cartels.
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Okay.
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Wait, what?
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Under the orders I signed today-
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In an inauguration speech?
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... we will also be
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designating the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations.
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Cool.
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Why you applaud that? What does that even mean? What does it mean?
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War with Mexico?
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I guess!
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And by invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798,
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I will direct our government to use the
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full and immense power of federal and state law enforcement to eliminate the presence of all
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foreign gangs and criminal networks
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bringing devastating crime to-
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Wow.
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... US soil, including our cities and inner cities.
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See, the globalists have had all these emergencies
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they've been ruling by, so the statutes are tied to those.
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By declaring these new emergencies, he takes all that over.
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As Commander-in-chief, I have no higher responsibility-
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This is unbelievable.
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... than to defend our country from threats and invasions.
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That was a huge announcement right there. I'm shaking. Huge.
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And that is exactly what I am going to do.
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He's going to full war, folks.
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I'm not over here trying to stand up for
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drug cartels, but Alex should really have a different take on this. A giant part of his career has been
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screaming about how executive orders and people seizing power by declaring emergencies is a very bad
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thing, full stop. It hasn't been a conditional thing where the people he opposes are using
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acceptable methods to pursue goals he disagrees with. The methods are the problem.
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If you listen to Alex through most of his career, you would think that leaders using the Hegelian
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dialectic pattern of problem-reaction-solution, that was inherently wrong.
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It was an affront to the public's ability
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to make decisions for themselves, and anyone who engaged in it is doing that to subvert your free will.
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You could also be forgiven for thinking that he was actually against predictive
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programming, regardless of what programming was being done. Or
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you might think that he actually cared about how a
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dictator, uh, type leader unilaterally shooting off executive orders under the pretext of
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national emergencies, that was inherently wrong because the method
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was corrupt. It was an attempt to subvert the checks
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and balances of government, and it was an affront to the Constitution. But it's key
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to understand that Alex doesn't care about any of this stuff for its own sake. He's shaken
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and moved positively by Trump saying that he's gonna declare an emergency in order to take action
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against immigrants that he would probably have stiff opposition to, uh, doing otherwise.
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Alex is pretending to be opposed to the
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tricks the globalists have supposedly been pulling all these years, but that's all just pretend.
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False flags are supposed to be bad because they're bad, not conditionally
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based on what they promote. And the same is true of using emergency powers to seize authority
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and do things you couldn't do otherwise. This is a betrayal of Alex's fundamental premise.
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Hmm.
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Which...
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(laughs) Yeah.
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I mean, we've seen plenty of that. But it's worth pointing out.
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Yeah. Yeah, it is, it is very much like, man, I
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wish they had just said all that stuff about Obama and then been like, "And we want our guy to do that."
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Right.
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You know? Like, ah, that would've made so... It would've been
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so much simpler. We could've had a much more adult conversation-
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Right.
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... if they weren't lying to us the entire time.
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Yeah, because the argument of like, hey, maybe having a, you know, executive who's able to
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just make executive orders of whatever they want, maybe that is a power that is a little bit, uh, reckless.
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Sure.
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I think that that is something that has broad appeal and people can actually get on board
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regardless of their politics with like, "Hey, you know what? We don't want a king.
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We should probably be overly careful about this."
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Yeah.
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And if you couch your argument in that, you'll find a lot more people agreeing with you
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than if you're just like, "I don't like Obama."
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Yeah.
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He bad.
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Yeah. It is, it is really interesting
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because when you look at where we are now
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and you kinda just like put together the last 20 years,
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I understand that people are on different sides, but
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no one likes the government we have, if you accurately describe it.
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Hmm.
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Nobody's on team the government we have, whenever you accurately go like,
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"Well here's what we're doing number by number." Everybody has one thing where they're like,
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"You guys sh- should just not do that." (laughs) You know?
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Sure.
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So it's, it is strange. It is weird. It is a weird situation we're in.
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Yeah. A- and I think that, um, Alex, one of his fundamental tricks is, you know, mis-
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masquerading his arguments-
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Yeah.
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... in ways that will find broader appeal, like saying, "Hey-... the government we have isn't good.
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Right.
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Do you have a problem with the government that we have?
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Right.
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Yes, sure, most people will emotionally and, uh,
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actually connect with that.
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Sure.
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Uh, but you're
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gonna be agreeing with people who you can't possibly work with.
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The problem is, like, I want the next government to be the government that I want.
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Mm-hmm.
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And it seems like, uh, everybody's like, "Oh, you're mad at the government you have," and then
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you- you continue to have that government.
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True.
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That's the, that's the issue.
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Hm.
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If I- if they're like, "Oh, we'll give you this stuff," and then they don't...
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Hmm.
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Which is a big issue.
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Mm-hmm.
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(laughs) I think a lot of people are very frustrated by that.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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(laughs)
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So Alex, uh, he, uh, he relishes, uh, watching the Clintons, uh, who are there at the inauguration. Uh-
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Are they? (laughs)
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Yeah.
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What are we doing?
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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This is not rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
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... defeat what was record inflation-
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Feels like it, if they're there. (laughs)
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That's over, folks.
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... down costs and prices. (applause)
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The UniParty is, uh, fighting for its life right now.
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I mean, this is unbelievable. This is total political realignment, not just here, but worldwide.
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The inflation crisis was caused by massive overspending and escalating energy prices and
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that is why today I will also declare a national energy emergency.
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Look at Bill Clinton.
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We will drill, baby, drill. (cheers)
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Bill Clinton's mouth is hanging open.
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Is this is your inauguration speech?
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He never had to be president, he was a puppet.
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Even the crooks are just marveling right now. They know when they're beaten. (laughs)
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You are beaten. It is useless to resist.
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More Darth Vader?
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This is, uh, really, he's getting in the spirit-
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I mean-
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... of the hero.
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You know, it, it, I guess, I guess nobody ever asks the question,
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was the emperor a better administrator?
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, like, just from a-
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Efficient?
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Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Just, like, from a pure, like-
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Sure.
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... just brute force standard, would you prefer to
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live in the empire because the emperor's like, "Well, you know, the trains ran on time"? That kind of thing.
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You might note that Alex is not doing an impression of Darth Vader after he realizes he's bad.
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The one where he's like, "Ah! I'm bad!" (laughs)
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Yeah, he's not doing that.
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(laughs)
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He's doing the cool villain.
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(laughs) Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Ooh, being evil's awesome. I'm James Earl Jones." Yeah.
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Cool, man.
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Not a, "I'm a melted white guy."
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You're, you're, you're telling on yourself a tiny bit.
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Little bit, little bit.
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So, uh, we're gonna drill, baby, drill.
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This is an inauguration. This is like a, "Thank you for re-electing me" speech.
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Well, I, I don't think that there's anything wrong-
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(laughs)
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... with just kind of laying out some policies and stuff.
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(laughs) Sure.
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Like, I don't, I don't, I don't have the same, uh,
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critique, necessarily, as you, but I do think it is a little pampery-
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(laughs)
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... and a little playing for the applause.
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Sure.
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Um, but, uh, there's some stuff about electronic vehicles, too.
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(laughs) Okay.
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We will end the Green New Deal and we will revoke the electric vehicle mandate-
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(applause) ... saving our auto industry and keeping my sacred pledge to our great
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American autoworkers.
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Notice Musk has been promoting that, too, going against his own financial interest for the republic.
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Well, I just gush over Musk. I analyze everything he does. It's major sacrifices for everybody.
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In other words, you'll be able to
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buy the car of your choice.
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We will build-
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That's different from now.
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Yeah.
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... again at a rate that nobody could have dreamt possible-
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Yeah, seven states just banned the sale of RVs.
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... just a few years ago.
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Wow.
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So having an electronic vehicle mandate wouldn't make Musk anywhere near as much money as him
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buying a government efficiency office will. If you believe that
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Tesla would benefit in some massive way from EV legislation, uh, like,
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even if you do believe that, you're a goddamn idiot
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if you think that Musk is acting in ways that go
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against his best financial interests. For some context, according to CNN Business, Musk's net
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worth jumped almost 25% in the two weeks after Trump's election victory, saying, quote,
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"This is partly based on the assumption that future growth will be easier, with Musk
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offering advice on topics including artificial intelligence, self-driving vehicles, and the
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funding for agencies that have given his companies
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regulatory trouble." Being in the position Musk is in, with Trump
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owing him massively for all the campaign funds, and with
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Musk owning a giant social media company, I don't think he's sweating the electric vehicle mandates.
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The amount his net worth jumped in those two weeks was about $64
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billion, which is more than Tesla revenues for a year.
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Also, if he, uh, like, if it weren't for a
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huge investment from the Department of Energy and tax
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credits for, uh, that the government offered for people buying electric cars, Tesla would've been
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dead on arrival. It's fucking garbage bullshit Alex is presenting.
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Another small point, this thing about states
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banning RVs is a fake bit of information that Alex saw in a meme on
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Elon's social media site. There are a number of
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states that passed regulation requiring some manufacturers to make more zero-emission
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vehicles over the course of the next 10 years, but it has
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nothing to do with banning the sale of RVs. It's garbage. You couldn't really ask for a better, more
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succinct snapshot than that clip right there.
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Alex is carrying water for and kissing Elon Musk's ass,
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fraudulently presenting him as a self-sacrificing hero for the republic, which is then
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followed up by Alex reporting a complete lie
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because he saw it on Elon Musk's website, which he supposedly bought so people could get
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better access to information. That's it. That's the world.
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Yep.
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Woof.
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(laughs)
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Shitty.
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Point made. (laughs)
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(laughs)
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So Trump talks about, uh, the Department of Government Efficiency-
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Sure.
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... which is the fake thing that-
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It's not. Really, are we, if we're not even, they're not even gonna do it.
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Well, they, I th- I feel like, uh, Vivek is out now.
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Oh, my God.
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So it's just Elon Musk.
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It's not even gonna happen.
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It's gonna do something.
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Ugh.
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My administration will establish the brand new Department of G- Government Efficiency.
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(cheering)
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Doge.
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Why are you clapping?
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Here comes Musk.
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You don't even know what it is.
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Look out.
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After years and years
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of illegal and unconstitutional federal efforts to restrict
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free expression, I will also sign an executive order to immediately stop all government censorship
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and bring back free speech to America.
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(cheering)
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Oh, my God.
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It's like night and day.
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Thank you, God. Thank you, God.
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Please announce you're gonna find the missing kids and prosecute
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Biden's people. Do it.So yeah, I- I- I can't imagine a way that this, uh, executive order
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banning censorship is going to, uh, backfire in incredibly censorious ways. (laughs)
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I mean, hey, I'm just, I'm just hoping,
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'cause I think it's about time, I'm just hoping we start getting more N-word
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in government offices, like straight up, just,
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let's just do it. Let's just full on start, "Hey, you guys don't wanna be censored anymore, right?
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Have the balls to say the N-word all the time." I bet you don't.
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Hmm.
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I bet you don't.
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Well-
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Oh, censorship is so scary. Say the N-word.
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Well, I, I think that, um,
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maybe something I'm, I'm more concerned about is this is going to be the way that, uh,
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people like Elon Musk are able to, uh, you know, get rid of any criticism of Doge
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(laughs) on his, uh, social media websites.
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What, who's gonna, who's gonna work there? Who's gonna, uh, who's, w-
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what is your job title at, at the Department of Government Efficiency?
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I don't know.
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Like, you're, you're at a computer, like,
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going... Are, is he gonna hire people to go
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through budgets? Like, what, does he even have an idea of what the office is?
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It doesn't matter.
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Exactly. Who works there?
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People who are idealistically-
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(laughs)
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... driven towards deregulating and getting rid of, uh-
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Oh, man.
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... government
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programs that help people.
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I feel like... It's insane. It's insane.
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Yeah. Yeah. No, it is.
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But, uh, they're, uh, they'll find people to work there.
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Well.
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That's not the problem.
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(laughs)
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So, um, Alex is, uh, he's decided now that Trump has taken office and there wasn't, uh,
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you know, some sort of crazy event that ended up getting, uh, that, you know-
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... maybe an assassination or something.
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Sure.
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He, he's safely in office, and now Alex can use his Department of Justice
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to go after the people who have sued him.
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Yeah.
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We will restore fair, equal, and impartial justice under the constitutional rule of law. (clapping)
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Yeah, they've been using this whole bankruptcy publicly trying to find something to put me in prison.
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And that's-
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And we are going to bring law and order-
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... that's illegal, but-
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... back to our cities.
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... then the bid rigging, all of it.
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Criminal referrals.
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This week-
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A- and I am gonna be meeting with the Justice Department, just so they know.
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... I will also end the government policy of trying to
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socially engineer race and gender into every aspect of public and private life.
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Balkanization. (clapping) Divide and conquer. Call it out, don't give it lip service. Explain what it is.
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Ban it with executive orders.
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We will forge a society that is color-blind and
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merit-based.
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(clapping)
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Meritocracy.
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Federal law, no federal money to any wokeism.
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As of today-
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Yeah!
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... it will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only
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two genders: male and female. (clapping)
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And they're gonna ban men and women's sports.
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(laughs)
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Roll it back. They made their move, they failed.
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I mean,
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you know,
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just, just trash. (laughs)
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An inauguration speech.
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(laughs) Yeah.
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What a world.
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It's pretty, it's pretty crazy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. I mean,
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you know, I don't prefer the gentility-
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Mm-hmm.
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... of the, the Bush Nazis.
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Sure.
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You know? But at the same time, boy those speeches were a lot easier to listen to.
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Yeah, the, the, well, actually I mean like you're in the, the
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light, you're in the, the shallow end of the pool right now.
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Sure.
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Uh, this goes, this gets a lot worse.
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Oh, great!
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Yeah.
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Good.
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Trump gives two speeches,
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to different audiences-
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What? What?
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... on this episode.
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God.
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So you'll get to see him in different environments.
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I, uh, boom.
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This is the good, controlled-
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Boy-
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... on-message Trump.
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Boy, bring ba- bring back, there's, the French don't have a word for entrepreneur. Jesus Christ.
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So yeah, he's gonna make the government policy that there's, uh, there's only two genders, which is cool.
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Great.
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Um, so, uh, Alex talks about how the, the, the people, we're not gonna fall for globalist tricks anymore.
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No, 'cause we-
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We can't.
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... we've, we've defeated the woke mind virus.
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Right, we figured this all out.
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Yeah.
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And then Alex immediately falls for a Trump trick.
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E.
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The cultural awakening of the globalists and all their
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operations. The public's becoming fully inoculated psychologically, culturally, spiritually
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to it. It is rejecting it. Even if they kill Trump
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now, they'll never be able to reverse it. The woke mind virus is dead. The
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Pledge of the War project-
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Hey! Five points.
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Their depopulation operation, they've hit us, a lotta people are gonna die from the shots.
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America will reclaim its rightful place as the greatest, most powerful-
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We didn't get outta this without being bloodied, but they're done.
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... inspiring awe and admiration of the entire world.
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A short time from now, we are going to be
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changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. And we will restore-
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(laughs)
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... the name
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of a great president-
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(laughs)
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... William McKinley to Mount McKinley where it should be-
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Aw.
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... and where it belongs.
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Reversing Obama right in his face.
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(laughs)
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Okay.
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They're gonna pull down all of our icons.
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Yeah, like McKinley.
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All right.
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I feel like Alex should be a little embarrassed
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about this. Like, his career has been long enough that he remembers the
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freedom fries thing during the Iraq war, so when a demagogue-type
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leader is trying to pop a crowd with this kind of meaningless, pandering, linguistic
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bullshit, alarm bells should be going off
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maybe. It doesn't matter though. Like if George W. Bush had just been a little bit more opposed to the Civil
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Rights Act, I bet Alex would've fully supported the Iraq War. That's, he would've been fine.
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It does feel like that.
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So in 2015, Obama's Secretary of the Interior
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followed up on a motion made back in 1975 by the governor and state legislature of Alaska
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to take Mount McKinley and revert it to its original name, Denali.
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It wasn't a woke thing where McKinley was canceled, it was the desire of the Alaskan government
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40 years prior based on the fact that the
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Atha- Athabakasian land, uh, was where this mountain
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was, and that was the name that they had for the mountain.
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Also, because President McKinley never visited the mountain, he didn't even go to Alaska
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and he had zero connection to Alaska
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that would make this name appropriate to defend
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for the mountain. You know, like there's no reason his name is on that, on that mountain.
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Yeah.
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He's from Ohio, and representatives from Ohio consistently have blocked the efforts to
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change the name to Denali that the Alaskan-
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Right.
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... government has wanted. Uh-
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Right.
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... because it was named after the president that's from their state
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and it would look weak to let the name be changed.
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Right. Right.
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And so in 2015, they finally just were like, "We'll, uh, we're gonna accept the, uh-"
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Yeah.
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"... the, uh, the Alaskan government's request."
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Yeah, yeah. No that, that all makes perfect sense.
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Yeah.
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And I'm proud of everybody involved for spending a lot of time and money on it.
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Well, and the only reason it was ever named Mount McKinley-
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Right.
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... is because, uh, McKinley supported the gold standard and-
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Right.
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... a gold prospector found the mountain and originally-
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Great.
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... named it, uh, because he was trying to give a PR victory over William Jennings Bryan-
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Sure. Everybody's doing great.
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... who wanted the silver standard. (laughs)
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I think everybody's always made sense.
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I think that's what's going on. The problem is, people have made too much sense for too long.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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There's literally no reason for this mountain to be named Mount McKinley.
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You know-
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It's so sad. This is all incredibly stupid.
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Everything will v- from now... Here's, okay, here's my plan, all right?
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New Jordan executive order, everything is named Blank McWhatitisface.
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Executive Jorder.
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Yeah. Oh, I like that.
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Eh?
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That's my, that's the way we do.
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It's imperfect.
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Mountain McMountainface. Done. Next. Every single thing.
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Every-
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That's all you can call it.
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There are gonna be a lot of mountains named that.
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Lakey McLakeface. Done.
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There's 10,000 of those in one state.
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You got it. Too bad. I hope you don't know where you are.
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So, uh, Trump finishes up his, uh, little, little speech.
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Sure.
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And, uh, Carrie Underwood comes out to, uh, to sing A- America the Beautiful.
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Great.
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And there's some tech problems.
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Oh.
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Ladies and gentlemen, performing America the Beautiful, please welcome the
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Armed Forces Chorus and Carrie Underwood.
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(clapping)
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After this, I've got some things I need to say here to the listeners.
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I've not been talking about the situation in InfoWars for months because we were focused on this, but
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we're keyed to the ongoing information wars, you know, so
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I need your support.
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(laughs) How did that turn into, "I need money?"
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Yoh.
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Little technical thing there.
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Oh my God.
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This is quite the pause.
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This is quite the pause!
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Look at Harris.
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(laughs)
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Look at Biden. Look at those people.
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(laughs)
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You've got nothing.
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What is happening? (laughs)
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They're the ones trying to kill him.
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They're the ones that wanna cut your son's genitals off and cut your daughter's breast off and-
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Sure.
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... cut her forearm muscle off to create a rotting penis.
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Yeah.
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They're the pedophiles. They're the Jeffrey Epstein client list.
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They're the people that bet on evil and bet against you.
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So we've got a technical issue here.
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Biden earlier was sleeping.
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Got him.
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That video's up on Relox Jones on X.
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Why?
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Fun?
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(laughs)
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Wonder if there's some
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sabotage going on.
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Yeah, it's probably a false flag.
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I think this is definitely sabotage.
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Tech's not working 'cause of false flag.
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I, th- eh- this-
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They're false flagging Carrie Underwood.
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Yep, yep, yep, yep.
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... with the sound.
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Yeah. It's payback 'cause Klaus Schwab, uh, he lost, he came in second on American Idol-
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Oh, dark-
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... uh, to Carrie Underwood. (laughs)
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Dancing with the Schwabs. (laughs)
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Yeah. Uh, he was, uh, known as Bo Bice back then.
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Ooh.
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Was that the same season? I can't remember.
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No idea. Never watched it.
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I just remember the name Bo Bice.
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I've only ever... I think I watched, like, two episodes of American Idol all the way
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back whenever, uh, the, the She Bangs Hung-
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Uh, yeah, William Hung?
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William Hung was on there. And I felt so bad.
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I watched one episode of the first season-
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Yeah.
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... and famously declared that Kelly Clarkson's the winner.
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Oh, you did?
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And then she won.
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On the episode one?
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I don't-
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Dang.
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It might've been, like, episode three or something.
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Dang.
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It was early in the season-
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You fucking-
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... but I declared it.
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Which?
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And then I was like, "I never have to watch this show."
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This is-
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I, I nailed it.
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Yeah, you got it once, you nailed it.
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Yeah.
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This is a thousand episodes all over again.
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And then-
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This is all you.
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And then I watched from Justin to Kelly-
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(laughs)
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... three times.
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Three times. Famously declaring that she, Kelly Clarkson, won that one too.
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That movie's pretty good.
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Mm-hmm.
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Um, so, uh, Carrie Underwood finally gets up-
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Sure.
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... and she's gonna sing, uh, the, the America the Beautiful. And, uh,
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she does it a cappella, because the music's not working.
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Oh, good for her. Yeah.
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I think that's great.
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Good for her.
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Um,
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Alex accidentally reveals he doesn't know the words.
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Well.
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If you know the words, help me out here.
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(laughs)
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Oh beautiful, for spacious skies.
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Oh, this makes it better, she doesn't need the music.
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For amber waves of grain.
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To Bill O'Reilly, eff it, I'll do it live.
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For purple mountain majesties-
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Ah.
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... above the splendid plain.
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And then everybody joins in.
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They wouldn't have done it if the music had worked.
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Oh America.
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Makes it even better.
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Oh America.
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And then Hillary has to join in.
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Oh America.
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Look at that snake.
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God shed his grace on thee.
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And crown thy hood.
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What?
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And crown thy good. With brotherhood.
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Wait, what?
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Oof, that's embarrassing. (laughs)
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And crown thy... Is that a, is that a KKK version of the song that we didn't know about?
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If it is, I, I'm not aware of that existing, but it's possible.
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Hey, Crown Thy Hood sounds very KKK.
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So I looked it up, and Carrie Underwood was on the same season as Bo Bice.
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Okay. Gotta get that one right.
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(laughs)
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Gotta get that one right.
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What a name.
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I, um, I mean, yeah.
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Also, Constantine Maroulis. I remember that name too.
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Now that's a name.
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Um, so, uh, yeah, that was embarrassing.
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Yeah.
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I feel bad for Alex, uh, showing his ass like that.
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Boy.
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You really think that if you're all about Americana, these things that children all know the words of-
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Sure.
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... you'd think that maybe that would be ingrained in you, maybe you'd know the words.
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Yeah. Boy, I mean-
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Nope.
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Ah,
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I, I'm, I'm personally against jingoistic songs, uh, on principle.
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Uh, so, maybe, you know what? Maybe Alex is too. Maybe this is an unexplored-
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No, he's not.
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... thing that we haven't talked about.
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He's definitely not.
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He hates, uh, songs.
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No, definitely not.
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No. Yeah.
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I think it's fine if you don't know all the words.
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Maybe he talks o-
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But Alex's brand does not allow it.
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He's too busy talking over the song.
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Hmm.
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So he, uh, if, if you're talking over the song, you just think every word is hood.
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I get it if you're, like, you know, some other song, like a rock song.
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(laughs)
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Maybe if you have the wrong word. That's happened to me a thousand times.
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Tons of times.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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A mom- uh, uh, Monument Like This, that Kelly Clarkson song.
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She, there you go, yeah.
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Oof, that was bad. (laughs)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, uh, I think I genuinely don't know the l- actual words to any song by The Offspring.
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Come Out and Play?
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Sounds right to me.
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Keep 'Em Separated?
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I didn't know that was one of their songs.
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Pretty Fly for a White Guy?
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That one I did know.
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Uh, Why Don't You Go Get a Job?
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Not the, not the doo-wop.
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(laughs)
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Not the Shawn
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Johnson.
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Um, The Kids Aren't Alright?
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They did not write a song called The Kids Aren't Alright.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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The Offspring.
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Man, The Offspring, huh?
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Mm-hmm. They got a lotta songs.
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How about 'em?
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Yeah.
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They've got more than five.
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It's true.
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(laughs)
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So, uh, after Carrie Underwood does her song-
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Yeah.
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... we get some prayers, we get some benedictions.
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Got to have some prayers.
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And here is, uh, one of them, a standout.
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Okay.
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Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.
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Let freedom ring from every hill and every molehill
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in Mississippi, from every state, every city, every village, and every hamlet.
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And when we let freedom ring, we will be able to speed up that day, where all
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of your children, Black men and white men, Protestant and Catholic, Jew and Gentile, will be able to sing
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in the meaning of that old negro spiritual.
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Free at last, free at last. Thank you, God Almighty, we are free at last. If you believe where the
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spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.
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Come on, put your hands together and give your great God great glory. (clapping)
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Thank you, God.
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Yes, amen. Yes, thank you, Jesus.
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So, this is Pastor Lorenzo Sewell, who also spoke at the RNC-
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Okay.
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... and was one of the people giving the benediction-
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Sure, sure, sure, sure.
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... at this inauguration. Incidentally, the next day after this, Sewell launched his own
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meme coin, called Lorenzo, which had an initial $4.5 million market valuation
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and then immediately crashed 93% upon launch.
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Sure.
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Such a shame that that just seems to keep happening to these very sincere and not scammy people.
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Yeah.
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In what is just a wild coincidence, our president and his wife both also
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launched meme coins just before the inauguration.
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How about that?
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It's super cool stuff how, like, untraceable and unregulated meme coins are.
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Yeah.
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They're, like, now a new way that someone could just shovel a ton of money to the President.
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I mean, it used to be a lot harder to laundry mi- launder money.
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Please consider the idea of Alex's response to a Joe Biden meme coin.
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The fact that Alex can have these kinds of things
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just, they keep happening all around him, and he continues to carry
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water for Trump, it's all everyone should need to n-
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see to know that he has no spine. There's no principles here. He's a fucking worm. This is ridiculous.
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You know, I remember, I remember growing up in the church. And
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reading, you know, and hearing, uh, many sermons given on that, like, uh,
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uh, "Jesus, how do I pray? How should I pray?" And at no point in time, uh, in the Bibles that I've read
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did Jesus go, "Put a little stank on it."
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Mm-hmm.
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"God really likes it when you give a little mm to it." You know?
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Yeah.
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Like, you, you don't want to have a w- half-ass prayer where you're like,
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"Oh give us this day our daily bread."
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Well-
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Fuck off.
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In the Bible-
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Put a little stank on it.
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In the Bible it's very clear that if you give a subtle, uh, uh,
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speech and, and prayer, you will not be able to sell your meme coin. Your meme coin
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is contingent upon (laughs) making a splash.
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Render unto meme coin what is meme coin.
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Yeah. So Alex thinks about, uh, how, uh, great his view counts, uh, have been.
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(laughs) What a world.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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It's surreal.
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Yeah.
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But it is critical that we stay on the air. So remember, the bad
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guys want this show off the air, they want our reports off the air.
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We are, by the grace of God, working through Elon Musk and all of you,
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reaching conservatively. I hate to even
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say it, the bad guys already know it, but it makes them come after us more.
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About 150 million views a day on The Real Alex Jones alone right now.
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Okay? So, and it's going... I mean, we're talking scary right now. Okay? And I mean, this is like...
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There's, there's, and it, it... I don't count score, 'cause
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my mission is not to be number one, because
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that's the most dangerous position, only, everybody know what's going on so I become obsolete.
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You're literally counting scores.
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But Musk is reaching-
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I mean the most.
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... a billion people a day right now.
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And we're reaching
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over 150 million conservatively. And
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it's just a testament to how hun- hungry people are for freedom.
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Um, because, uh, and that's not even, that's not counting all the other places, or the clips, or people
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copying what we do and putting it elsewhere.
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I can't even keep track of it. Thank you, God, for working through the population to do this. It is you
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sharing the live feeds, it is you sharing the clips, it is you
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that is doing it.When I say 150 million, that, that's conservative right now.
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Okay.
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So,
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th- this is now back where it was
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seven, eight years ago, the number one English-speaking
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political broadcast in the world, bigger
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than Rogan, bigger than everybody else. An- an- and look, it's not about
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counting score, it's about what you did and what we've done.
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I'm doing it twice, though.
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So, Trump is going to dominate now and reach even more people than Elon.
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Uh, Elon, uh, uh, with his media reach and tirelessness has been reaching
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at least a billion people a day.
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Amazing. So, Alex really needs to understand that most of those views on Twitter aren't real.
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There's tons of bots and his community is rampant with inorganic traffic.
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There's a reason we constantly hear him talk about how the traffic is
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way up and it hasn't translated to any more sales. It's 'cause he's fishing in a dry well.
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Back in the day, an incu- crease in traffic to InfoWars, their
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website, that would translate to increased sales because you were actually capturing an audience.
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People went to the site and actively engaged with it in some fashion, and Alex did a decent
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job of making the site look like it was providing actual information. It was easy
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to get directed to the site and then convince yourself that you'd found a
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real alternative voice. But now it's all Twitter shit and no one cares.
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No one's gonna click through the link to InfoWars, and even if they do, no one's reading those
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dumbass articles. The audience is mostly, th- w- almost entirely
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trained to take in sensational headlines and
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memes and little snippets of video that affirm the position they already had
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and pretend to prove a point they want proven.
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It's fully satisfied by Twitter. And now, for, for Alex, like,
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he's in the good graces of Twitter so his shit gets some traction
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and it gets reposted by the dipshits on that website, but no one cares to go to his website.
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He's not creating any real audience or followers because
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there's nothing that he's offering that
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really is any different than a thousand other idiots on social media.
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Also, he's nowhere near as big as Rogan. And I would guess that he's not, like, considerably
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even close to, like, a lot of other English-language political dum-dums on Twitter.
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Alex spams posts on Twitter, so even if the number
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is as high as he's claiming of views, it's... The average is terrible.
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Yeah.
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Like, the average is much lower, it says you posted 100 times.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I remember, I remember first hearing about dead internet theory being like,
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"What a fun, like, thought experiment," and it shows that y- 'Cause you know when you start to really
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notice things and you don't let things just fly by-
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Mm-hmm.
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... you start going like, "Oh, this is,
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this is absolutely inorganic, and this is inorganic," and you're like, "Ah, but there's still
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real people on the internet." Five years from now, I, I don't think there will be.
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Or, or if it's meaning-
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It's too exhausting.
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... or if it's meaningful at all.
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Yeah, exactly.
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You know? Like, uh, the, um...
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The thing that I think about this is, like,
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I think that Alex is stupid to
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take these numbers and act like they mean something.
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Yeah.
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But at the same time, it's to his detriment if he really believes these numbers and cares about them.
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Yeah.
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So,
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I, I encourage this.
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I mean-
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I encourage him thinking that he's bigger than Rogan (laughs) because it's hubris.
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Yeah, to... Well, to a certain extent.
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Like, here's what I can see making more sense for these people. It makes more sense to
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create an AI chatbot version of Alex Jones who tweets things for people's AI chatbots to-
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Well-
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... click on, so that-
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... Chase is probably doing most of the tweeting.
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But you know what I'm saying? Like, so the, so
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my bot that I've created can engage with Alex's bot and we can just all move all on with our day (laughs) .
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Yeah.
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Like, it makes more sense than actually being like, "Oh, I'm angry about this now." What?
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That's what the founders dreamed of-
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I think it's what we've evolved.
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... was one day that being the public discourse.
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Really just remove ourselves entirely.
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So we're in a battle between good and evil.
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Okay.
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We know that.
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All right.
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Satan. Old Scratch.
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Oh, boy.
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It's always a fight between good versus evil, and that fight
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starts right in our hearts and our minds and our souls.
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But
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God is real, folks.
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Sure.
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And evil is real as well, and-
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Hm.
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... the first step is, uh, recognizing that, and then deciding which side you're gonna be on.
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So, for myself and the crew and my family, you are a family, we are part of the family
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of love and, and of justice and of truth.
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Thanks, Pops.
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And, uh, al-... They try to say we're
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liars, they try to say we're corrupt, they try to say we're deceptive, they try to say
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we're Machiavelli. It's the opposite.
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We are 100% straight shooters, and
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that's just my nature. And
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so it's not even trying to be good, it's not even trying to be strong, it's not even trying to be
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honorable, it's just what I do, and there are a lot more of us than there are of the bad guys.
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And the bad guys are failures, they're losers, they chose the wrong side, and quite frankly I
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feel sorry for them.
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As, as, as, as, as Christ said, you know, "Father forgive them, they know not what they do."
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Uh-
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Oh, I think that's true.
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Almost all these slaves of Satan are just, been incrementally deceived until
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w- where they are today, but there are some truly
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satanic demon-possessed people at the top who aren't even human, and, uh, God is gonna deal with them.
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But we have a job to do waking people up now. People are
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awake that they've been lied to, awake that there's a
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problem, but now they need the specifics and the details. So,
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it's very, very simple. I need your commitment to go to the alexjonesstore.com.
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Smooth.
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Very simple.
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Smooth (laughs) .
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Very simple.
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Yeah (laughs) .
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I, you know, at this point-
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Do you wanna fight the devil? Buy a shirt.
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At this point (laughs) -
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(laughs)
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... in time, that, I bet that works a lot
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better now than it did, like, six years
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ago, because there's a part of me that's like, "Man, I'll take anything more
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simple than what's going on right now." Buy a shirt? That makes as much sense to me as anything else.
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It's an actionable item.
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There we go.
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You know?
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Shirt bought.
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Click.
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Solved it.
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Devil vanquished.
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Cram it, devil!
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Yeah. And while the devil is, uh, non-existent and a figment of Alex's imagination-
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Well...
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... uh, your shirt actually does keep the devil at bay.
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There are downsides from my per- point of view (laughs) .
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I mean, buying the shirt or not buying the shirt, you're still gonna avoid demons. And
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why not-
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(laughs)
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... buy the shirt and, you know, get the placebo effect?
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Maybe that's, maybe that's a secret
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compact that the devil has that we didn't even know about, right? If you
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just do a thing that, that's, that... And somebody's like, "Hey, this'll keep the devil
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away," the devil has to abide by that, you know?
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The b- t- the, the biggest lie that the devil ever pulled was T-shirt sizes.
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I think so!
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(laughs)
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Absolutely! You, it, it doesn't matter what size!
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One size fits all.
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It doesn't matter what size! One size fits all to keep the devil out.
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So, uh, we know that, uh, Trump, uh, lot of assassination attempts-
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True.
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... uh, on him during the campaign trail.
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Tons.
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Uh, there was the shooting in Butler.
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Sure.
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There was the guy with the gun at, uh, Mar-a-Lago. There was the-
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Does that one count?
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I don't know.
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Eh.
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There was the gas attack, uh, that Alex has forgotten about, because-
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There was a gas attack?
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Remember in Arizona? There was the-
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Oh, that's right.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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At, at his speech.
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Right, right, right, right. So this-
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Everyone went blind.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the fake gas attack. Yeah.
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Right, and Alex has ignored that and decided-
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Nah.
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... we're not gonna-
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It didn't happen.
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It didn't, it didn't test well-
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Right.
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... with the audience.
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Right, right, right, right.
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Um, so now we have another, uh, Trump's gonna be poisoned.
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Okay.
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Trump is still under fire, and h- and th-
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they're gonna try to get him with poison next. You can... Absolutely that's the move, to try to kill him.
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Sure.
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And
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they could use electromagnetics, you name it. They could still shoot down his
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aircraft and, but he's got a lot more security now being the president
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with the anti-missile systems they have.
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That's, that's their move there, and then it's, it's the false flag on the migrants,
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and Homan
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discovered what they were up to. It is definitely hitting on all cylinders, so that's a big development.
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Uh, we've got the
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pardons, uh, a- m- m- and that, again,
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that's the deep state running around like chickens with their heads cut off.
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So now Trump is gonna get poisoned, but I
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very strongly recall Alex talking about how God gave him a prophetic vision of Trump's plane blowing up-
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Sure.
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... and how he needed to get this warning direly to the president.
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Yeah.
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I guess that's not happening now, or it didn't happen.
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Well, he got the, I mean, you know, the warning got there eventually.
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Yeah, we solved that one.
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Yeah, that one got taken care of by itself.
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Crisis averted.
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You know, it strikes me-
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Mm-hmm.
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... that, uh, America's not really poisoners.
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Mm.
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We don't really poison. You know? Like there have, there have been plenty of empires.
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You poison the guy, you take the job, that's the way it works, you know?
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Mm-hmm.
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We're all shooters.
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In terms of like presidential situations, it goes all the way back. You know? People just keep using guns.
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Yeah.
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I can't think of any president that was successfully poisoned, even like a little bit.
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Uh, what about by the weather?
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Well, of course, we've definitely got a weather-
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Weather poisoning?
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We do have a weather... We do have a weather murder.
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Yeah.
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Uh, God e- actually did kill that one.
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That wasn't poisoning, though. You're right.
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Yeah.
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I think it's, uh, not in the dramatic style of the Americans.
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It's not Americans. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We like the bang-bang.
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(laughs) It's gotta be straightforward and I gotta see your eyes when I do it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So Trump's gonna get poisoned.
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Sure.
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And also, hey, remember that whole catastrophic contagion thing?
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I do.
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Yeah, no big deal anymore.
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Oh, great!
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Yeah.
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That's nice.
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Don't worry about it.
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That's nice. (laughs)
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There's been... They'll bio- we're not gonna do a bio-weapon, yeah.
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There's some good news. There's some good news today. (laughs)
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They may gamble and release something really nasty,
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but because they're not in full managerial control right now
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and know that Trump's wise to them, that option really won't work.
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Poisoning him
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and saying he died in his sleep or had a heart attack is
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gonna be their prime move.
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That's threat number one.
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Sure.
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Then they're gonna try to sabotage the economy with a private Federal Reserve
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that's going against the policies of Trump already
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and have said they're not gonna resign even if he orders it.
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Under the law they don't have to, then Trump just goes to Congress, says, "Repeal the Federal Reserve Act.
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Nationalize it."
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It's private. So they're gonna-
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Wait, what?
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... kill the economy. They're gonna continue to... with their
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operatives inside the intelligence agencies and
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military, try to destabilize things. They're gonna try to
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poison Trump. But the big domestic thing is gonna be a false flag against a bunch of illegal aliens
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at a big demonstration, truck bomb, mass shooting, something like that, to
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blame a Trump supporter or supporters
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and then th- then they give that as the pretext to order the Black Lives Matter crime syndicates
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and others to... and, and the communists and the antis for to torch a bunch of cities
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and then try to use that
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as the pretext to drive Trump from office.
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Wall Street would turn against him at that point, plunge the stock market to create fear.
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The bankers would go on TV and say, "If we just get rid of Trump, we'll, we'll stop what we're doing."
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It'll be very veiled, b- but thinly veiled.
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Sure.
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Why not just poison him?
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They can afford-
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That's the move because
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they've already persecuted people around Trump and most of them flipped
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in the last eight years. Now he's surrounding himself
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with people that have all been persecuted and aren't wimps
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and who are fired up and excited about the animating contest of liberty.
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This is a fun, creative writing session where we're just kind of trying to get the plot for a thriller-
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Yeah.
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... uh, going, but it feels kinda like someone just talking shit.
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Yeah.
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And contradicting a great deal of track that he's already tried to lay.
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Yeah.
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If the bioweapon thing is no big deal, then like,
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what? Wh- h- how, how is that possible?
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That was all you were talking about.
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It was really important for a very short period of time.
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Huge breaking news.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was very important.
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So I would like, if Alex is, uh, going this direction-
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Yeah.
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Call yourself out about how that was-
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You would like to keep score.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'd like to keep score on that one.
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I would like to keep score. Yeah.
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Explain why you were wrong about that.
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Yep.
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Explain why God misled you about all these things. (laughs)
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Sure. It would be nice if God... I mean, maybe
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you explain it and we'll talk to God later and we'll compare those
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c- explanations and see if they're the same.
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Oh, we'll have to do a followup interview with God.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we definitely need to... We need
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to have an independent, uh, conversation there.
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Just ridiculous.
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Mm.
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Um, so yeah, I guess fun plot. We'll see how any of that tracks with reality, but-
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Man, you know, he's just so fucking old, like you know what else is possible? He could just wake up and die.
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Yeah.
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Like that's how it works. (laughs)
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When, when Alex says that like the most likely thing is they're gonna poison him
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so he has a heart attack or whatever-
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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... all I hear is like, "That dude's unhealthy."
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The most likely thing is he's just going to have a regular-ass heart attack and die.
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And we're gonna have to make the most of it. (laughs)
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And there we go, and then we'll all just be like, "Well, I guess maybe he was too old."
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It's probably the globalists.
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(lips smacking) Could be.
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Could be.
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They fucked with the sound, they killed him. (laughs)
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Yeah, I mean he could have a stroke because he's fucking old!
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True.
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Yeah.
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So Alex, uh, seems to be pretending that, uh, he, he's gonna sue people, uh, and, uh, that he-
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Is that how it is?
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... had sued people.
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Okay.
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There's apparently a bunch of cases-
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Great.
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... uh, in the works that no one wants to talk about.
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Good news.
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That's where we are, but it takes a lot of funds
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to be battling the appeals
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and all the federal filings and, and federal lawsuits we filed
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to put them on the defense and to get documents, and boy have we gotten
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documents. I'm just gonna stop right there.
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I've been asked not to tell you yet, (exhales) but you think you've seen some stuff so
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far that doesn't look too legal. (laughs)
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Very interesting depositions that have been going
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on that I haven't even gotten into and you notice the media
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can get all of that in the court filings. They've not told you about all the lawsuits we filed.
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Not seen one word about it in the last three months.
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It's been static.
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And I've not talked about it either.
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Okay.
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And have we gotten some information
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because they think if they just document what they've done, that makes it okay.
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(scoffs)
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What?
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It's like
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the analogy is serial killers, you know, that
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videotape them torturing and killing people and it's like, well that makes it open and shut.
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That's the analogy, I'm not saying they've done that.
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What?
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Now they say, "Murder the First Amendment and murder my name 'cause I fear me as a populous leader
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'cause they're scared people will actually tune in and hear what I have to
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say." Well, how's your bullying and
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attacks work out for you, Deep State? How's your attacks on Elon Musk work out for you?
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As they brainwashed and took away his son, the
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school system in California had no idea, told them he was a woman, told them to hate his dad. Elon nicely
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just said, "Can I just see my son?" They said, "F you. We've got control now."
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Demons, they thought they'd captured the flag,
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captured the
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standard, like a Roman standard. "We got Elon Musk's son in our cult."
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Well, how'd that work out for you?
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Sounds legit. Um, so I think that there's something really fascinating here, uh,
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not the surface stuff, but there's, there's an idea that Alex seems to be suggesting where, uh,
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murderers will record themselves committing these murders-
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Sure.
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... in order to get off, uh, from the
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charges. Like the globalists think that they can-
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Is that what he was saying?
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Well, he said that the globalists think they can get away with these things if they document it.
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Right.
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So the analogy has to be that the murderer thinks they can get away with the crime-
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Right.
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... by documenting it.
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But that's not what I feel like he was saying.
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It can't be 'cause it makes no sense.
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It makes, it, it makes-
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And it's not why people would record themselves committing these crimes.
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It makes the opposite of sense. It makes the opposite of sense.
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Yes. (laughs)
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It is almost a full frontal assault on sensemaking as a concept.
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Yeah. I don't know what other point he could have been trying to make.
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No. There's no other point he could be trying to make-
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Unless-
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... other than the opposite of the one he did make.
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Because I guess you could
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see what he's saying as the murderers will c- record all this stuff
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to make it like, eh, it's easy whenever you want to prosecute me for this. Let's not drag this out.
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Is that what it is? (laughs)
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It can't be.
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It can't be.
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Because, because then the globalists are recording themselves doing all of this evil
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in order to make it easier for Alex to prosecute later?
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I guess.
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This makes no sense.
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I bet... It doesn't make any sense. I j- I
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feel like what he's saying is that in the course of discovery, people do
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have to give me documents, those idiots, 'cause I don't do that.
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Hmm. People play by the rules, which is foolish.
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Bunch of idiots. This...
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So, uh, Trump, uh, gives another speech.
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Yeah.
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Uh, cuts, catches Alex a little bit off guard.
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Sure, well, they, it doesn't need to be happening.
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Nope, sure doesn't.
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But Steve Scalise is, uh,
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he's our hero because, you know, I was
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with him. (crowd cheering) (crowd clapping) You talk about being shot.
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(laughs)
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I was with him. He got so ill, didn't he? And then, uh-
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That's actually very funny.
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... he had a beautiful wife. And she, uh-
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(laughs)
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... really loves him, you know?
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Yeah.
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You never know about that. I've been with other people
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that were doing poorly and the wife is, like,
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looking at her watch. She can't get out of the hospital fast enough.
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How's he doing? Oh, yeah. I don't know. He's all right.
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We doing bits?
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That woman was a mess.
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We're doing bits.
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She was crying and crying. "No, they're gonna take him. They're gonna take him."
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This man is off message. (laughs)
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Wow.
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Yeah. (laughs)
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Wow.
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No, I mean, there is something very funny about, like, "You think I was shot? This guy got shot."
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I think that's, that's very funny. That is legitimately funny.
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It's very tonally different-
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(laughs)
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... than the previous speech.
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Yeah.
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It's very clear that no one prepared this-
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Oh, beautiful for spacious s- Oh my God.
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This is like somebody-
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(laughs)
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... who has done a showcase spot.
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Yeah.
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And maybe not done great.
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Nope.
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Didn't get the reaction from the crowd
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they wanted. Felt like they're just going through the motions with their mater-
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"I'm gonna go do a mic. I'm gonna go do a mic afterwards. I'm gonna go do a mic."
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Exactly. "I'm gonna go talk to these degenerate fucks."
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"I'm gonna go do a mic. I'm gonna be like, 'Hey, my earlier show tonight, they didn't get me.'"
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"Right, but you guys do."
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"You guys, you other dirtbags, you and me together."
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That's the energy he has.
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Oh my God, yes. It is very much that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'm in my element.
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(laughs) Finally, I'm back to the good stuff.
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So, he, he, he ends up talking a bit about how, like,
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"You know that speech I just gave?"
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Yeah.
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"I meant to get to some other stuff in there."
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How is that possible?
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(laughs)
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Someone just stop him.
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So, he, he gets to the stuff that he meant to get to.
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Put him in a room somewhere.
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Yeah.
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And I, I was going to talk about
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the J6 hostages.
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Hostages?
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Because, you know, it's action, not words that count.
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And you're gonna see a lot of action
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on the J6 hostages. (applause) See a lot of action.
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And I was going to talk about the things that Joe did today with the pardons of people that were,
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uh, very, very guilty of very bad crimes, like
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the
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un-select committee of political thugs
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where
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they
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literally... I mean, what they did is they destroyed and deleted
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all of the information, all of the hearings.
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Practically not a thing left.
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They deleted all the information on Nancy Pelosi
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having turned down the offer of 10,000 soldiers. You wouldn't have needed 10,000. You could have had 500
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and they would have stopped.
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(scoffs) Okay.
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Because there may have had a million people
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that day, the people that were there. And
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you don't see any photographs there, but we have a
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lot of great photos. But you don't see those photographs. They don't put them in. They show the people at the
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Capitol. But I was talking about, uh,
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that. I was gonna talk about that.
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You wanna get to that? Y- it was gon- I meant to get to that in my last speech. Um, I, I
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think that there must be some more reaction that's going on in the room, but this is mic'd poorly.
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Yeah.
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So it ends up sounding like just a lunatic.
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Yeah, this sounds crazy.
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Absolutely unki- like, just untethered.
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You are the president.
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Right.
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What i- What? What?
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Well, you have to go to, like, a crowd of your sycophants and do a, like, "I meant to get-
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Right.
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... to this," little do-over from your inauguration speech?
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This is, this is... It go... It's just
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like the fucking billionaires. It's just like all of these people. Like, you won. Go!
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Hmm.
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Go. What are you doing?
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But I think this is going because this is what he wants. I think that, like-
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Right, right.
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... you're getting a, a, like, adoring response as opposed to, like, this
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formal proceeding. And that is what he wants.
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Ugh. I know.
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Yeah.
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That sucks.
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It does.
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What's the point?
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It, it
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feels weak.
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You could have just stayed home-
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Mm-hmm.
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... and gotten this exact same reaction.
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Probably.
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Yeah.
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So he rambles a bit about, uh, Biden's pardons. Uh-
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Sure.
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I will, I will say that he's not correct about the, uh, January 6th committee, but whatever.
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Sure.
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Um, he, he rambles a bit about some other pardons.
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Okay.
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Not of Biden's family.
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No.
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Uh, but death row inmates.
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Sure. (laughs)
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They said, "Please don't bring that up right now. You can bring it up tomorrow." I said, "How about
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now in front of the very..." (applause) "I'll bring it up right now."
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You know, this little time delay is good because we're getting great reviews on this speech. Now watch.
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They'll take the speech and say, "I didn't like it because he left there and he's talked to people.
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We're giving you a little more information than we gave upstairs." But no, uh,
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they pardoned a lot of people. They pardoned... Before we even get to today, they pardoned, what is it, 33
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murderers, absolute murderers, the worst murderers.
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You know, when you get the death sentence in the United States, you have to be bad.
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No, you don't.
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... because they don't give it much.
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You don't out here have to be guilty.
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And they pardoned almost everybody
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having a death sentence. And if you went through the crimes
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that were committed, you wouldn't even believe them, the level of-
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You wouldn't.
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... violence.
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You wouldn't believe them.
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The people that were killed, the innocence of
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people that were killed and children killed by these people. And he pardoned them
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for whatever reason. He spared them
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and, but they didn't spare the people that they killed. And
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you know, who knows what happens in the future? It's one of
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the worst because a lot of times they let them
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out early after that. You know, they say you're gonna be in for life, but then all of a sudden they get let out.
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So before leaving office, Biden converted the sentences of 37 of the
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40 current federal inmates on death row.
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True.
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He left Dylann Roof, Joel Karzhanov, and the Tree of Life shooter, Robert Bowers, on death row, but I
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feel like there's a good chance that Trump could pardon at least two of them.
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The overwhelming majority of people on
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death row are facing state level charges which
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Biden can't alter. There are over 2,000 people who are currently awaiting
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execution. And I thought Alex's whole thing was supposed to be
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anti-death penalty, at least in terms of the federal
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government. I can understand him being in favor of, uh, the, you know, the-
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Yeah.
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... states. Uh, but you should probably disagree with Trump here.
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Yeah.
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But he doesn't. Um, and I think that that's kind of a fundamental problem.
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It... You know, listening to these two speeches, right, back to back,
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um, it feels less like a person became president and more like the internet itself became president.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, like, this is just a... This is a Twitter feed in lieu of anybody talking.
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Right. And, and, and I think it's also, like, a real haunting snapshot of, like,
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the f- the inauguration speech-
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Yeah.
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... was him pulling his shit together and as best as you can laying out these policies and these-
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Yeah.
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... these, uh-
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It was Facebook.
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Sure. It, it-
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Right?
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It's like, "Well, there's only two genders."
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There you go.
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Um, (laughs) "We're gonna-
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Yeah.
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... treat cartels like, uh, terrorist organizations."
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Yeah. Yep.
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You know, at least it has, like, some semblance of like, "I'm hitting the bullet points."
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Right, ri- ri- right. It's a Facebook post with all those things.
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Keeping it together.
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Right.
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You know, it might be more like LinkedIn.
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Okay, there we go.
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Because it's professional, you know?
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I like that. I like that.
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And then, um, this is more like
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Twitter.
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This is straight up Twitter.
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Just letting it f- letting it ride.
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Just random ass thoughts out of nowh- "Hey, you know, the death penalty is good. 37, 2,000. I don't know
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the difference. I am the internet."
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Y- You know what we forgot is that Trump has his own social media platform.
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Why not?
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So this is Truth Social, really, is evidence.
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Why not? Yes.
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So Trump, uh, continues to, uh, ramble on about-
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Great.
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... uh, the J6 committee and how they destroyed all the evidence.
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Fine.
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And there's a, there's a helicopter tradition. I don't
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know if you know about this, but there's a tradition where the president goes to helicopters.
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Okay.
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We would have to go through the process because they destroyed
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all evidence. They deleted everything. There's virtually
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nothing left. The other fake story and so many other fake stories.
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And many people came out on our side
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and those people now would... Got to find them. There's nothing left.
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So that's a criminal offense. If that were a civil case, it would be a criminal offense.
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If that were... If that happened civilly where you did that, it would be a criminal offense.
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So I decided-
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Wait, what?
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... I'm not gonna make this speech complicated. I'm gonna make it beautiful. I'm gonna make it
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a unifying speech. And then when they said we have a,
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a group of people that are serious Trump fans,
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I said, "This is the time to tell those stories." (applause)
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He knows. He knows.
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That's how I do that. But seriously, I'd like to, uh... I think it was a
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tremendous success. I think we're very lucky we put it inside
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because it is really cold. We just
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went to, to the helicopter out of respect.
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Something that's taken place for a long time.
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I guess it's as old as helicopters.
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What?
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You used to get into a stagecoach, now you get into a helicopter. Times change.
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But it's pretty, uh, pretty old custom.
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And it's a beautiful custom, actually. It's a beautiful custom. I wish we-
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Is it?
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... could have had a,
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a better relationship. I wish we could have had a better relationship
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between Republicans and Democrats. I was with-
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Do you?
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... Senator Schumer. I said, "Chuck, I think it's time we all
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started getting along a little bit because it doesn't make sense."
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What?
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I mean, we literally never get a Democrat vote. They never get a Republican vote, almost.
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What is happening?
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And, uh, although there is a bill coming up very shortly that we have a lot of
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Democrat votes, right? It's gonna be a, uh, very
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beautiful bill. We're gonna have a deciding, I would say, within a
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week or so, I think. And it's gonna be a very good bill.
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What a great bill.Um, it's a beautiful tradition, uh,
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the, that is, uh, goes back to the days of stagecoaches.
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Uh-
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And then the invention of the helicopter.
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(sighs)
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That's when it all changed.
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I-
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The stagecoach to the helicopter.
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You know, I, I just, I just... Sometimes, sometimes just... You know whenever
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there's, like, uh, one of those old, old books,
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o- old fiction books, before movies, before all of that stuff, and they would
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literally end a chapter with, "Shakes his fist at the sky."?
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Yeah.
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I feel like that's all I have.
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Yeah.
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Is shaking my fist up at the sky.
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No, I can understand 'cause it's, uh-
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(laughs)
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... it's, it's
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pretty bizarre to listen to long stretches of this.
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It is crazy.
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And for him just to be directly, like, "Hey, you know what? I gave that speech where I was
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sort of playing it a little bit tight-lipped and then
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I was told that I got a bunch of dipshit fans down here who will eat up anything I throw at them."
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There we go.
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"So I'm gonna speak freely in front of the indoctrinated."
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How about that?
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He can just say that and it's fine.
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It's just a thing you can say.
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Yeah. So I thought that this was going a little bit, uh,
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off track.
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Oh yeah?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I think we were talking a bit about the helicopter-
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Sure.
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... and all this stuff.
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It was happening.
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And
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it just seemed nuts.
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(smacks lips) Yeah.
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Between the fact that the mic is not capturing whatever audience response there is
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and the fact that he's not making a whole lotta sense-
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Yeah.
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Uh, even Alex realizes, "I can't-"
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"This sounds crazy."
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"... I can't play any more of this."
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"This sounds crazy!"
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Yeah. (laughs)
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And they'll say, "You didn't build a new wall." Here, we're building
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50 feet up in the air in 30 feet sections, 50 foot sections, all
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steel, all concrete, all everything, and oh, by the way,
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they don't even want me to say this, but what the hell? Doesn't take that long, right?
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They're all wired for all of the equipment. We put wires in everything so they can easily wire for all the
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different types of equipments. And if there's a doubt, we have a wire
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whenever... We just look, you just find the wires-
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You can plug your iPhone into the wall?
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... all over the place up top.
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Okay.
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So we can just hook it up.
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That's nice.
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We don't have to
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have wires on the outside which wouldn't do too well, right?
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(laughs)
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So anyway, so...
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An extra 200 miles of wall.
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(laughs)
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And the governor wanted to buy it. He tried to buy it, and they wouldn't sell it to him. He wanted to
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put it up himself. Could've done, been done in three to four weeks, 200 more miles, because
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when you do it now they just keep going further out, further out, further out and getting around.
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So we did an extra 200 miles and
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it's, it was all bought
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and they announced that
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they're not gonna put it up, and that's when I realized they wanted
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open borders and that's when I realized that-
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That-
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... people were gonna come pouring through
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the wall
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like nobody's ever seen before, but you've seen it. You were here because-
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Uh, we're gonna go back to the President's, um,
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address. You know, of his supporters and some of his incoming administration
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there inside the Capitol.
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But I wanna go back to last night
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and the foundational statement of the prime directive. That's
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what I believe is the prime directive. Expand liberty, expand freedom,
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expand consciousness,
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not just on planet Earth but
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expand interplanetary.
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Yeah. "Let's go into space." Um, I think that Alex is realizing, like, "This is going,
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this wall thing is a little bit, uh (laughs) we're, we're swinging here." And then he sounds like a
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fucking child, the, "This is when I realized they wanted open borders."
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That's when it was gonna happen.
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(laughs) So, I think, I think Alex realized, like, "I gotta get in there."
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I, I-
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"I gotta, I gotta cut this off. This, uh, this is, is coming off bad."
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Here's what I'm thinking of, and here's what I'd like.
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Um,
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I would like to know
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w- who blew Trump's mind with the whole, like, "Oh, we don't put the wires on the outside of the walls," part.
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Mm-hmm.
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And he was like, "Genius! 'Cause if it was on the outside, they'd be able to fuck with the wires!"
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Mm-hmm.
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"You guys are brilliant."
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You know who was?
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Idris Elba, star of The Wire.
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That'd be interesting.
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Yeah.
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That'd be great. I knew Stringer had some bad ideas, but sometimes he's got good ideas too.
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Yep.
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Huh?
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So, Alex, uh, he's talking about going to the stars, and
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obviously this is about something that Elon had said the night before.
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Of course. Why not?
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And so he goes to a clip of Elon-
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Yeah.
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... uh, speaking from the night before, uh, and when that clip ends, he is not
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there to take back over, so they accidentally go back to Trump's speech.
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Great!
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And Alex has to kind of cover a little bit.
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Oh no.
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Uh, and so he just
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mutters a bunch of sexual stuff about Melania.
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Great!
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I think every, almost every union was great. The only one that weren't great, all the tea- Sean
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was great and, um, and the Teamsters, the head of the...
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Sean O'Brien, the head of the Teamsters was fantastic.
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Look how amazing Melania is.
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But, uh, generally speaking-
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That is a cool cat right there.
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... the union was against Trump, but the union
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would be with us for, like,
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80, 85%. Look what we did with the auto workers in Michigan. Look what we did with the Teamsters.
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The Teamsters were unbelievable. They were a solid Democrat vote,
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and they voted for Trump. So we had a great experience. This has been... Now we have to go to
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work and get it done because we have to do something that's gonna be
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great. (audience applauds) We're gonna turn our country around
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and we're gonna turn it around fast, and I think this was a better speech than the one I made upstairs, okay?
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(audience cheers) I think this was better, JD.
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I think this was much better, and I got to see my friend.
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So Governor, take care of yourself.
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You call me, we'll start working, uh...
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You know what that means with him, he's gonna be calling me tomorrow morning at about
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6:00. (laughing) . And I said, "How about next week?"
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No, you call me and we're gonna get it started real fast. We'll
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really help you a lot. You've done a fantastic job protecting
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something which is, it's not supposed to be for the states.
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And, uh,
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amazing job you've done, thank you very much. And
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I wanna thank everybody. Uh, and I have a First Lady who's been incredible. (audience cheers)
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How?
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I shouldn't say this.
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In what manner?
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I'm gonna get hell when I say this, but
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her feet are
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absolutely aching. You know those heels? (audience laughs)
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And
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we thought we were leaving, we were going home. "Sir, would you be able to
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go down and say hello to some of your other fans that are here?" I said, "Oh, I didn't know that. Wow."
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Did you get to see pretty clearly the picture I have? Good.
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That's good. But, 'cause she wouldn't want to make the same spee- speech again, right?
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But she said, uh, "Darling, I love you so much but my feet are killing me."
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I said, "Honey, uh,
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let me just see how far it is." I asked the person, "Oh, not that long-"
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I don't believe any of this happened.
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"... before I cover these walls. That's five football fields."
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I said, "Can you make it?" She said, "We're gonna
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make it no matter what. We're gonna make it 'cause we have to," right?
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(laughs)
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And then we went out to the helicopter, though, just prior to this, and said goodbye and it's, uh,
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custom and the wind is blowing like 10 different places. You have to choose one.
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God knows Eastern European women aren't they the sexiest?
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What the fuck?
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(laughs)
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I got a boner right after that.
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What the fuck just happened?
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(laughs)
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Why does that need to hap- this i- this must've been
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what it was like to be alive in the '60s where that was, like,
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that would be on the evening news is, "God, those Eastern European women are great."
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These, these foreign broads.
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"Anyways, the weather tomorrow is gonna be..."
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(laughs) Yeah.
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Like what's, what is happening?
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Well, Alex does smoke cigarettes and he can still keep smoking 'em might as well.
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Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. (laughs)
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He's taking it back. He's a throwback.
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Hard-boiled journalist like Edward R. Murrow, Alex is.
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So, that was a two and a half minute clip and it started with him muttering about being attracted to Melania-
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Yep.
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... and ended with him.
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Well, there wasn't much to learn in the mid, mid-spt, stretch.
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No.
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No.
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No.
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But you gotta think that that whole time he was just thinking, "Fuck, she's hot."
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(laughs) Either that or he was thinking what I was which is, "I don't believe any of this fucking story."
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"Yeah, I got nothing to work with here."
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"This is bullshit! I can't..."
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Yeah.
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"If, there's only one thing to say, this man is lying for no reason!"
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"I better sexually harass his wife." (laughs)
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Absolutely. (laughs)
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It's the only way out of this.
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Hey, welcome to 2025 everybody.
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So Trump wraps up and-
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Sure.
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... uh, Alex, uh,
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he's gotta get back to work now
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and he's good at that.He, he has... He- he's good. He's good. He's good at this stuff.
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Great.
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And our fight
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against the tyrants
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has just begun.
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Follow me on X
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But whatever you do,
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continue
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to promote freedom everywhere
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and don't let the left bully you one millimeter.
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You let them know
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that you're aware of who they are and that their spell is broken.
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All right.
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(sighs)
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I quit. (laughs)
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Time to go home.
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I got a big job to do here.
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(laughs)
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All these articles, all these clips in front of me are not props.
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I, uh...
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I'm not tired. It's not that I don't want to cover all this.
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It's that I don't want to not do it all justice if I do get to do it.
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Day one of Trump's second term, Alex is already back on this bullshit. (laughs)
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I mean, just fucking... So this i- this is one of the few-
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I got too much work. I overprepared. What? Hmm?
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This is one of the few times where it's like, just go take a week off.
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Yeah, celebrate.
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Everybody, everybody party.
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Yeah.
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I would be f-... I- and honestly, I would be so happy if everybody was like,
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"Well we got our guy, so this is now party week."
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Well, and the, like, uh, the importance that Alex pretends to have and carry within these communities-
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Yeah.
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...he should be in, like, war rooms and, like, board sessions-
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Sure.
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...and, and figuring out... He should be advising all kinds of stuff.
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It should be Chase and, uh, Owen and them taking over, but, uh, no.
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Nope. Nope.
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He's just got to pretend that he's-
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Gotta.
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He's got prepared non-prop paper on his desk.
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You know, and, like-
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Garbage.
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...just be like, "Hey, today,
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this is all that's happening today."
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Yeah.
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"We're just doing the inauguration today."
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Yeah, why not?
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"I don't... I didn't prepare for other stuff happening because you know what? Maybe,
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historically, today will be... have, have one thing about it, it'll be the inauguration
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of the 45th and 47th president. That'll be the Wikipedia entry."
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Arguably, nothing else really ranks.
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Yeah, so there we go.
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So Alex has all these non-props on his desk, right?
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Yeah. Right.
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Um, and you could hear him really slow down
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when he realized, like, "I gotta make excuses for not covering all this."
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Right, right, right. (laughs) Yeah, you really do.
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And in this next clip, I really think you can feel his tone shift-
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Okay.
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...from this, like, "I'm supposed to be working, I'm supposed to get this stuff done," to,
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"Oh, man, I'm talking shit. I'm free."
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All right.
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(laughs) He, he ends up just flowing with bullshit.
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Fun.
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So the best way to do this (clears throat) is to
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take a short break-
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(laughs)
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...
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and
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get a glass of water
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and come back in here and nail these bastards again.
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And so
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that is what I'm going
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to do.
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And I just want to remind you one more time,
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how's it feel to not live on your knees?
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There's the, there's the shift.
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How's it feel to say to the globalist scum that tried to demoralize us and break our will
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that you've not just failed
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at breaking our will, you've not just awoken us, but you have explosively
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triggered
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a seismic, 10-on-the-Richter-scale
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global awakening?
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And that's why the enemies of freedom are so scared, because
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every trick they've got, every manipulation they pull
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instantly turns against them. Now, they definitely set up the fires and did that on purpose. (claps)
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They got weather weapons. That's certified. I, I don't know-
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You have weather weapons now!
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...any hurricanes right for the past-
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You have them!
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I know they ordered the response not to
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help Christians or conservatives or white people, and that got confirmed.
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So you can almost, like, literally see a hinge.
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Like, uh, everything changed at that one spot. He's like, "I got to
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pretend I'm gonna do my work."
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Well...
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Or...
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How does it feel to be the best?
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Hey, let's talk bullshit.
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How does it feel to not have to be somebody who's under the DEI people now?
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I'm-
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How does that feel?
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I'm gonna ramble about stuff that doesn't really mean anything-
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Yeah.
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...but it's fun.
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Yeah, it is like this is the moment that all of them a- are... 'Cause, like, and r- real people,
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you know, like, the people that live, uh, their day-to-day lives are like,
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"Okay, we want these politicians because, uh, prices are blank."
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Mm-hmm.
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"Food is expensive," uh, insurance, et cetera, all of this stuff, right? And that's why
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we listen to all these dumb arguments, because we figured that the next day,
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we would have more of that or less of that, you know?
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Mm-hmm.
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But now it's like, "Didn't you like talking shit?"
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Yeah.
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"Ah, I loved talking shit. That was great. Let's-
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Well-
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...just keep talking shit. Why would we do anything?"
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Well, and I think that there's a moment where Alex kinda realizes, or there's... You know, I mean, I
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don't think it's a, like, a first-time
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realization or anything, but there's, there's a
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recognition of, like, "I'm n-... I... This isn't what I do."
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Yeah.
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"I can't do this. I don't wanna do this."
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No.
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"I wanna talk shit."
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"I wanna talk... I'm here to talk shit. God put me on Earth to talk shit."
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Yeah, weather weapons, baby.
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Why would I want the president to be the guy I want to be the president?
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Right.
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Ugh.
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So it's time to talk shit.
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Yeah.
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Let's just talk shit.
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Let's just talk shit.
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Fuck those non-prop pieces of paper.
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Hell yeah.
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And so there are systems that are well known that create prosperity and freedom.
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We're going to promote those, and when you try to get in the way of it and violate our rights, we are going
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to stomp the living hell out of you, non-violently, politically,
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lovingly, culturally, economically. We're done-
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Ecclesiastically?
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...bowing to you
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and trying to pay you lip service so you go away. We know that only encourages you.
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So the gloves are off.
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Why?
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There's a real hunger
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to right the ship.
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So I would advise
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the minions of this system
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to understand that when I say you're defeated
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and your back is broken,
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that's a fact.
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And I know spiritually you hate those of us that don't worship your god,
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the Old Serpent.
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(scoffs)
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And I understand that our very existence
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is a burr in your saddle.
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I would suggest you get on your knees to God and repent if you've got any humanity left in you.
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God will repair you.
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God will lift you back up, but
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you have to admit you've hit rock bottom
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and stop trying to claw us and our children into misery with you.
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So I don't think we're gonna get to those non-prop pieces of paper.
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Doesn't feel like it.
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No, it seems like we're gonna go into a protracted diatribe about how, uh, the Devil, uh-
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Yeah.
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...needs to repent in all this.
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(laughs)
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Fun.
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The Ol', the Ol' Serpent.
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Old Serpent.
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Boy, you know, it's,
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it's tough to take your, uh, uh, never-ending battle for good and evil
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seriously if you're like, "I know your god, the Old Serpent."
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The Old-
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The Old Serpent.
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(laughs)
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I be... I know that guy pretty-
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... with the old serpent a few times in my day.
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Oh, back in the old west, I s- I crossed guns with the old
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serpent at the crossroads of like, "What are we doing?"
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Yeah.
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No, it's dumb.
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Aren't you supposed to govern or something? Isn't that the idea now is like, "Oh, okay, now we
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fucking buy a road."
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I don't think they, they really have much interest in that nor, uh, capacity to, and so we gotta do this stuff.
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Let's talk shit about the old serpent.
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Well, I mean, the governing and all that stuff is kind of the analog
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of looking at all those papers on the desk. (laughs)
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It is exactly the analog of looking at the-
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(laughs) And that stuff.
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Oh, we... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Now we work?
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That's not fun.
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I thought we were just having a good time.
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I'm gonna go downstairs and talk to my cult members. (laughs)
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seems very hard.
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So look, this next clip.
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Sure.
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It's five minutes long.
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Jesus Christ.
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And I apologize for that in advance, but there was no way around it.
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Fair enough.
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So Alex is doing an ad.
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Okay.
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And he gets lost in the middle of it.
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I can tell from the five minutes of the clip.
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This is groundbreaking stuff.
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Okay.
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We've never heard this before on the show.
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(laughs) Okay.
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So you know the, the quiet place of the Most High?
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Sure.
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You know?
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Yeah.
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That place where you commune with God?
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Sure.
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Alex enters it
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on air.
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He gets to the quiet place of the Most High.
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(laughs)
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Try to bring you the biggest selection in best Patriot apparel.
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Try to bring you the best supplements. Try to bring you the coolest knives.
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Try to bring you the coolest collectible coins.
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We bust our ass to do, do that and treat you like
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we'd be treated, and I'll tell you the marketing strategy around here.
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(coughs) And it seems to resonate with people. I,
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uh, uh, uh, there is no marketing strategy.
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It's whatever I think I like, whatever I think's cool, how I would wanna be treated.
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That's the entire marketing strategy
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of the products we promote and sell is, what is the very best, how do we get the best price,
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and
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whether it's a water filter, whatever it is, it's the highest rated and the best. And people go
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check it out. They go, "Wow, it really is." Uh, yeah.
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Well, how are you selling the highest
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rated filter for 200 and something bucks and everybody else sells it for 350?
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Well, they just, they're not even gouging you. I've had business people who go, "You know,
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your audience will still buy this if you sell it and get a major markup."
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I'm like, "I'd rather just, you know, sell the water filter and make 50 bucks instead of 150, and
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I, I would think you're gonna sell more if you do that." But, but
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the point is, is that
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I neurotically try to bring you the best deals,
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just like I do with information. I want to be the best. I want to be the most accurate. I, I want
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to
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be the most godly I can be and, and, and I'm not sh- like a Pharisee or Sadducee
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or some Baptist preacher telling you he's holy and perfect and, uh, bu-... Far from it.
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But my soul's pointed at God
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and I
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over the years have gotten better and better and better and further away from the devil. Though
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anybody that's got a big heart and a big
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soul, you know, has got a lot of stuff going on in there, and I have to every day catch myself
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having Satanic thoughts.
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Thoughts of retribution, thoughts of
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power, thoughts of how easy I could just do this and crush them like that.
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But if it's immoral, if it has anything to do with deception, I don't do it, because when I
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follow the spirit,
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I feel so close to God, it's so good, and it's just so satisfying
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and so completing,
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so timeless.
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I can just stare into infinity and it's a feeling of just
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beyond bliss. It's just contentment and, and purity
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and goodness. And that's not who I am. I'm fallen, but I can grasp it. I can
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feel it. I can see it. I can taste it. I can embrace it.
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And I can feel it
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over the years
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rising me up, purifying me
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through the fires of
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test,
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through the fires of tribulation.
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And so I pray to God to continue to sanctify me and lift me up and purify me, to lead, guide, and direct me
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so that I might be a good and faithful servant, because I can't do it
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without you, God. I can't even begin to do anything without you.
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Only you,
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only you,
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only you can...
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Make this world seem bright?
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Purify me and sanctify me to be with you forever.
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Close.
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That is my only wish,
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is to be a true and faithful servant
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and to execute the duties
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in a faithful way that you have given me.
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I love you, God.
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I'm so thankful for consciousness and free will you gave me.
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Thank you, God.
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Thank you.
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Please,
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neutralize the anger.
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Make me
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calm
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and focused, the quiet place of the Most
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High that the man you made after your own heart, King David, talked about in the Psalms.
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Take me to the place,
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the quiet place of the Most High.
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Hmm.
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Then it's
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hard to do a show when you're in the
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quiet place of the Most High.
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The timelessness.
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Are you fucking in this quiet place? (laughs)
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Perfection, completion.
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You're fucking, aren't you?
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But
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many of our people have never even glimpsed for a second the quiet place of the Most High.
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This is gross, man.
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Our mission
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is to encourage them
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by opening themselves to Your will and Your plan
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to experience-
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Did we get back into prayer? (laughs)
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... the quiet place (laughs)
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of the Most High.
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(laughs)
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See, I don't ever go to the quiet place of the Most High, man.
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(laughs)
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'Cause it's (exhales) so
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(exhales) perfect.
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(laughs) Is that what it is?
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Yep.
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(laughs)
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Could hear the
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rustle of the
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angels' feet
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because he talked to me
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in a voice so sweet.
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Ooh, look at that poetry.
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Beautiful. So Alex adding that part about the, uh,
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wrestling of angels' feet makes me think he's, he's trying to
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remember the lyrics to Johnny Cash's song God's Gonna Cut You Down-
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(laughs) Okay.
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... uh, which he's used for years as a bumper song.
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Right, right, right, right. Gotcha.
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This is all super, super upsetting.
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Yeah.
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He was just talking about how fucking hot
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Melania was a minute ago and now he's, uh, sounding like he's gonna bust-
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Yep.
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... in the quiet place of the Most High.
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That's, that's the best place to bust.
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It's so funny to imagine someone listening to that
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and actually thinking it was a person, like, having a sincere experience and not just being a
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super, super manipulative showman. Like, that's crazy.
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That is nuts.
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That was-
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Ugh.
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... that was a trip, man.
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Ugh.
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I feel like he bumped in and out of praying
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and was like, "Okay, now I'm not praying," but then back in, mean, praying again!
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Well, I think he was praying-
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Right.
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... and then he entered a trance state.
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I...
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He entered the quiet place of the Most High-
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Sure.
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... which is too perfect to be in while he's on air.
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Oh, fucking love that quiet place.
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Yeah, he started muttering real grossly.
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Ah, just-
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And then he came out of that trance-
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Yeah.
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... and had forgotten that he had finished praying.
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Yeah.
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So he went back to praying-
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(laughs)
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... after getting out of the trance state.
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Okay.
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So I think that explains that.
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Okay. Now, let me throw this out at you, maybe this is something that
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David and Alex knew, k- or David knew and Alex knows, that we
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just 'cause, you know, we see through a glass darkly.
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Mm-hmm.
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Right? Is that-
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Rose-colored darkly.
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If you do make it all the way up to the quiet place with the Most High-
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... hand jobs. It's hand jobs up there. God gives out hand jobs.
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What about the, um, there's a little noise of the, not quite as high?
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Uh.
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Pretty high up.
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Uh.
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Like, I'd like to go a little bit high up.
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Are you talking about the base system for-
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No, I'm s-
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Do I, are we developing a n- Okay. First quiet place of the most high.
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That's way up there.
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Hand jobs, right.
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Sure.
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Second quiet place (laughs) of the most high.
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No, no, no, no.
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(laughs)
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I'm talking about, like,
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only a few get admitted to the quiet place of the most high.
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Sure, okay.
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I could deal with a little below that where there's, like, some street noise.
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Okay.
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You know, like some city noise? That's fine.
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Sure, sure, sure, sure.
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I can tune that out.
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The quiet place of the somewhat high.
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Yeah.
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Ah, all right.
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Fairly quiet place. (laughs)
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Fairly quiet of the somewhat high. (laughs)
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Slightly annoying-
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A litt- (laughs)
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... but not a problem place of the
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pretty high up there.
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The, the, the low background wail of the slightly above there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So, I, I mean, look. Alex's, uh, d-
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dealing with Trump's speeches the way he has is kind of funny,
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but then it turning into that is so goddamn funny to me.
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I wanna say that the way of dealing with Trump's speeches, first off, mature and responsible.
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Mm-hmm.
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All right? And second, uh, Jesus Christ.
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Well, it-
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Jesus Christ.
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I think that, you know, Trump came back and gave that second speech, which was a
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little bit off brand for what Alex wants the audience to experience Trump as.
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Right, right.
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He looks weak and, uh, Joe Bidenesque in his rambliness.
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Sure.
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Um, so that, that's not good, and I think Alex made a good choice to try and cut that off.
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Yeah.
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Then went back to it.
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It ends, he realizes he's gotta get to work, and instead of that, he just talks shit, and that leads to
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him pretending to go to heaven. (laughs)
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Yeah.
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In the middle of the show.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you know, sometimes... Okay, so here's-
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It's so funny.
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I'm not, uh, like, I like
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your grandpa.
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Mm-hmm.
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Not you in specific or you, uh, j- the, you in general.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, I like that. But eventually, everybody
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currently over the age of 80 is going to die, and we are going to be better off for it.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I'm not, no, I don't know when, I'm just saying that there is a,
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there's a light at the end of this old person tunnel.
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Sure.
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You know? That's all I'm saying.
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Okay.
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'Cause this shit-
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You wanna kill my grandpa?
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... is crazy. This shit is absolutely nuts.
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Yeah.
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It's nuts.
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Well, I mean, you know, you, you, (sighs) we start off
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an episode with a feeling of, like, there is not really a ton of, uh, reasons to be optimistic.
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Sure.
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And I think that the world is really difficult right now.
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There you go.
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But from our standpoint, Alex is still doing this.
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Yep.
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He is one entirely in terms of what you could conceivably look at as goals that he could have, and he's
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still on air pretending to go to the quiet place of the most high-
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Yeah.
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... in order to impress his audience into thinking that he somehow
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actually takes any of this religious shit seriously.
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Yeah.
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It's crazy.
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Yeah, some people are slaves to their own mind.
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Yeah.
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You know? Like, I wonder, like, I, genuinely, I feel like
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he's in a position to make the choice to be like, "Hey,
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I'm out.
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Nailed it."
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Yeah.
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"Done."
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Yeah.
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Let, uh, Jason Harrison deal with this.
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Ju- yeah. Just, just
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do it.
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Yeah.
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Just do it.
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I can't imagine that he doesn't have enough money hidden somewhere to make it the rest of his life-
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He'll be fine.
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... pretty fucking comfortably.
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He'll be fine.
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Yeah.
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It'll be, it's invested comfortably in other people who are just going to give him money.
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But you know, it's the same reason that Trump goes and gives the second speech.
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Just can't, they're slaves to the mind.
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I think there's a compulsion.
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Yeah.
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I think there's a compulsion that Alex needs to pretend to be so pious on this show
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in a way that's supernatural and makes him the, God's closest servant on Earth, that, like, e- even if
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everything was good, he'd probably still be doing this.
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Can't not do it.
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Yeah.
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Just has to.
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So,
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take that for what it's worth.
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I mean, yeah. It's, it's, uh, the boof.
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So when you go to the quiet place of the most high-
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Sure.
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... you're suggesting that there's hand jobs. And Alex has done-
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Well, I mean-
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... nothing to dissuade me from that.
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That, yeah.
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Your argument holds up with-
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I have, I have a, I have evidence of hand jobs.
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Circumstantial.
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Circumstantial, agreed.
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Um.
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Circumcised.
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Um.
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(laughs)
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So, Alex is not on that tip.
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Yeah.
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Uh, he believes that God talks to you.
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Oh, okay.
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But not if you're a coward.
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(laughs) Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Keep that quiet.
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You can get there. (laughs)
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Keep
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it a quiet. Keep it a quiet.
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(Laughs)
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Reach out to God.
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Uh.
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God comes to people in different ways, but if you do it with a sincere heart,
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it is the final frontier.
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He has to show up.
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And these are the voyages
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of star ship Earth.
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(scoffs)
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And all of us upon it.
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Fucking hell.
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The next phase of human
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consciousness and development is
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within
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our view in the distance.
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But before, we could not even see it in the distance.
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Sure.
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A
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thousand years
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of peace-
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(chuckles)
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... is before us.
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But first,
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it will be another
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far more
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dangerous contest.
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But God gives us free will. God already knows the outcome.
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But God gives us free will, and
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there's a choose your own adventure, the way the future could go, the different
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possible futures.
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God already knows the outcome, but
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it was us that decided and will decide
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on the outcome.
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That's not an enigma. It's
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very easy to understand if you're in the quiet place of the most high.
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Paradoxes
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within paradoxes
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upon paradoxes.
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Wheels within wheels.
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Plans within plans.
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Would you like to know more?
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I know I do.
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Pick a goddamn reference.
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But God doesn't talk to people that are cowards.
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God doesn't talk to people that don't follow
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the directives and the orders.
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Here's to clubs. We'll be back. You're too-
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Fuck me.
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You're too scared to talk to God.
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Fuck me.
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You're a coward.
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That was, that was like fucking, there was some Star Wars, there was some Dune-
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Some Neo, some Matrix.
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There was some Neo, there was some Starship Troopers in there somehow.
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Like, he-
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Debatable.
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... definitely doesn't understand the Starship Troopers.
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Probably maybe understands it too well.
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Would you like to know more? Uh.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yikes.
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This, uh, is
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nuts.
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Yeah.
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Um,
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but what are you gonna do?
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You gotta fill some time.
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What are, what are you gonna do?
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(laughs)
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What are you gonna do?
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Is that, is that the production meeting? Is that, like, "Hey, what are we gonna do?"
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"I don't know, what are you gonna do?"
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Just fucking shotgun blasts-
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Just fucking go.
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... uh, sci-fi references.
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(laughs) Just fucking go.
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And I hate, I hate, I hate that I'm in this position. I really, really do.
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Sure.
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But that needed a little
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drink.
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Yeah.
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You know?
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Yep.
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I, I hate to be the guy who's like, "You need to get sober."
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Yeah.
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You know? And then now he's
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probably sober, and I'm thinking, that rant
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is epic-
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Yeah.
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... when he's drunk.
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Yeah.
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Or maybe a little coked out.
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Yeah.
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It is not so great here. It seems sad.
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Uh, I was more interested in him getting sober when I thought the arc of history bent towards justice.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Now, I'm way more interested in him drinking.
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Yeah.
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Go for it, buddy.
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Yeah.
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... a fucking cap off. (laughs)
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If we, uh-
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Brown bag, buddy!
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If we must tread this course-
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Yeah! (laughs)
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... then-
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I'm not doing it sober. (laughs)
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(laughs) I probably
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have...
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(laughs)
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I don't really... I'm not really all that interested in, in, in the booze, uh, as much.
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Right.
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But I'm now less sympathetic to Alex's-
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(Laughs) Yeah.
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... surroundings.
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So, do not get healthy.
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For entertainment value, I need him to-
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I want your-
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Yup.
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(laughs) Cholesterol high.
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So, uh, Alex talks to Roger Stone's lawyer, Tyler Nixon. They pretend
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that he's related to Richard Nixon. I don't really care about that.
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That's fun. That's fun.
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Um,
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but, uh, he does get to some of his nudes.
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Okay.
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And so, we'll, we'll jump off, uh, with this, uh, clip, where Alex
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talks about the non-props that are on his desk.
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Right.
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This is crazy, the president of Planned Parenthood died-
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I feel like you set me up.
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... right as everyone was getting seated for Trump's inauguration ceremony.
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Cecilia Richards, former Planned Parenthood president has died. Hmm.
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Interesting.
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(coughs) We know the former or other former heads, that
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Chinese lady, I forget her name, that runs around saying, "Lock everybody
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up, take the shots, go to prison if you don't," she's crawled back from under a rock.
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How's that connected? So, Alex is just looking at, uh, fucking memes that he's either
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skimmed or he hasn't even, uh, looked at before getting on air.
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Sounds right.
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"Cecile Richards was the president of Planned Parenthood from
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2006 to 2018 and was diagnosed with a brain tumor in 2023.
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Pretending that her death has any connection to the inauguration is disgusting and
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meaningless reporting." This is crazy.
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Yeah.
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Like, that being a story,
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connecting it to the inauguration, when everyone was sitting down, the-
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Right.
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... president of Planned Parenthood died.
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Right.
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Like, this is grotesque.
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That is, that is spoken of in the exact same way
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as, like, Noah receiving the dove. Like, "Oh, shit! God sent us a sign! We made it!"
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Yeah.
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"We done good, everybody."
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They don't give-
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(laughs) "The former president of Planned Parenthood is gone."
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They don't give a fuck at all that she hasn't been in that position for, like, seven years.
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Nope.
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And that for the last year and a half, two years, her family has been dealing with her having a brain tumor.
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Yep.
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Like, this is something she's been, uh, wrestling with and, and fighting. It's not
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probably the most surprising death, but also
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surprising and sad.
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Yep.
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Like, Alex is just a piece of shit.
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Yep.
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And that's, uh, the non-props that are on his desk, this kind of coverage.
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There you go.
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So, glad we were able to get to some of it.
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We got a, we got a picture with slight meme-ish information on top of it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, great.
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So, this was a big day, obviously.
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Yeah.
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And, uh, later in this day, Elon gives a Nazi salute, non-Nazi salute.
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Sure.
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Debatable.
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Trump does all of his executive orders-
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Sure. (laughs)
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... that, uh-
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Sure.
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... start unrolling all of this, this crazy shit.
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Yeah.
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Um, and so what I wanted to do was break that up a little bit. So,
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I wanted to experience the inauguration, Trump's two speeches.
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Sure.
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And then on our next episode, we will continue onward with Alex's take on,
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you know, his bro- his buddy Joe Biggs getting pardoned. (laughs)
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Sure. Great.
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Yeah.
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Uh, all of this crazy shit.
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Yup.
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Um, so we, we will deal with this in, in, in bites. Uh, so
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this is where we, uh, where we sign off
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for this portion.
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Oh, boy.
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But there's a lot more to, uh, to deal with.
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(sighs) Wow.
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Yeah.
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(smacks lips)
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There's a lot of processing.
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(laughs)
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A lotta, a lotta, a lotta taking it in.
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You know, when I go to the quiet place of, uh, of the Most High-
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When you jack off?
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No hand jobs.
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Oh.
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No hand jobs for Jordan up there.
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Okay.
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Just a lot of frustration.
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Sure.
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I guess that's 'cause I'm a coward.
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I could see that.
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Yeah, it makes sense.
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You're too afraid.
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I'm too afraid to jerk off in front of the Most High, it makes sense.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm too busy doing it in front of whatever Truman Show we're living in.
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Your arms are too short to-
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(laughs)
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... be off in front of God.
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Yup, yup, yup. Haven't made it, haven't made it that high.
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Um, so we'll be back with another episode. But, uh, until then, we have a website.
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Indeed, (laughs) we do. It's knowledgefight.com.
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Yeah. We'll be back. But until then, I'm Neo, I'm Leo, I'm DZX Clark, and I am the Mysterious Professor.
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Woo, yeah! Woo, yeah, woo!
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And now, here comes the sex robots.
Unknown Speaker (01:51:15.863)
Andy in Kansas, you're on the air. Thanks for holding.
Unknown Speaker (01:51:19.863)
Hello, Alex. I'm a first-time caller. I'm a huge fan. I love your work.
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I love you.